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>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /jenny/
>Most importantly have fun
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>claim
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>>693399702
trips
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>>693398912
Are you here for good now?
>>693399474
Like ima abouta steal you now
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>>693399104
The plots behind each ep are funny too.
'Lets improve the android!'
'Why does she have a drill?'
'Why doesn't she?'
Overlord Special: Pure Pure Pleiades: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhtmuV_MN4k4ASyEJIUaMOQh1eoUz5tcU

Rory-sama claimed
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best trash husbando claimed
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Fuck it everyone is mine
>moka
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@693399805
How adorable

>jenny
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T
R
I
P
S
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>>693399993
So fucking close

>>693399999
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>>693399756
I haven't played Planetary Annihilation. Game looks like a lot of fun though. Bit expensive for my taste though.

Thank ya kindly, lovely.
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i will eventually get trips or higher.
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>>693399911
Nice trip dub

>>693399993
Close

>>693400122
Dub

>>693399756
>lil ship
Glorious isn't it?~

Maki, I now understand why you think this is funny
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>>693400264
Give me nudes.
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>>693400122
There there anon... at least you got dubs
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>>693398912
>Tsuyu
Why not be lewd?
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Claiming best girlie!

>>693399885
About as nice as a cerebral palsy patient with parkinsons attempting yoga.
>Weak. You're as useless as a condom with vent holes.
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>>693400264
Give me lewds
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>>693400363
I don't even want trips, it's whatever.
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Don't worry i'm here to call everyone shit
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Does your waifu tie you down and hold you hostage?
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GIVE ME DUBS
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>>693400552
>552
holy fuck man we're getting close, watch him not even deliver.
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VICTORYYYY
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>>693400755
>755
WHEN I WANT TRIPS I CAN NEVER GET THEM
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>>693400737
Do you have siblings?
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>>693400847
I enjoy this image.
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>>693400625

Glad to see you are having fun
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I'm saving my virginity for her.
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I can get trips.
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>>693400736
nope fuck this. i give up. bye
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>>693400264
Give me a slight taste
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>>693401122

Looks like dubs are smiling on you
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>>693401122
>1122
DOUBLE DUBS?
does that count?
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Oh we're rolling for lewds?

I'll give it a shot
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>>693401277
no
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>>693401219
>


Hey mami, you watching others struggle?
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>>693401385
fuck
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>>693400143
It's a ton of fun, the AI seems to be pretty stupid tho
I got it for cheap during the summer sales

>>693400264
A good ZR is always glorious~

>>693400476
Jesus, those are good!

You won this time..

>>693401454
wew
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I guess I will play too
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>>693401527
People always tend to mess up the AI. Though I heard the AI in DOOM was pretty good. Glad it's at least fun.

I only bought Devil Daggers and FTL during the Summer Sale. I love small scale, cheap, and fun games.
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>>693401454
How about a little more of that glorious flat chest
>unlike mine
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i will get those trips
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>>693401527
I shall take my victory with the sweet taste of a Dr. Pepper.
>Your mistake was fighting me with analogies.
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>>693401827
NO TRIPS
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>>693401871
nnondodnoaw
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>>693400737
Sup Orange
>>693400708
Probably.
>

Everyone rolling for lewds but no one is specifying who.
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Post lewd pictures, you whore
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I will never get trips when i want them.
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>>693401788

Don't be lewd, it angers Kyoko
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>>693401935
>gate-episode-9-review
>it was very lewd
>7/10
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Trips
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Check my singles.
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>>693401527
Always. Yup have some ZR bathing suit

>>693401788
Like this? Cause shinoa doesn't have any as your pic does. Not that I know of

>>693401935
It's funny really
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>>693402294
check my trips
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>>693401935
>but no one is specifying who
Pretty sure it's from shinoa.
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Give me what you got
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>>693402345
>check 'em
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I'll head out for my run now, but I'll try to get back soon as possible.
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>>693402561
What am I checking?

STDS? I'm sure you're fine.
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>>693402294
Checked
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>>693402345
>Shinoas flat chest got nothing on Rory
>flat and smooooooth
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Fucking 4chan just give me trips
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>>693401353

Kurumi should just give us lewds already
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>>693402706
Why would you be proud about looking like a child?
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>>693402778
>778
I'm going to kill myself
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>muh repeating digits
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>>693401764
I frame-rate goes crazy when playing DOOM.. I guess I'll have to change my resolution to 720p

I heard FTL is pretty fun, never heard of Devil Daggers. I thing you'd like The Banner Saga and 3030 Deathwar

>>693401847
>Dr. Pepper
REEEEEEEEE
>or insulting someone who have English as their first language

>>693402345
wew
Have this then

>>693402778
Almost, second best JoJo
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Here
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>>693402345
What about one that shoes more
>>693402132
I dont know him
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claimed
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>>693402980
>
>I've said before, your English is fine holmes.
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VICTORYYYY
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>>693403042
>wheres the dong.jpeg
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>>693402910

Millionth time is a charm
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>>693402980
>second best
>IMPLYING
Josuke>joseph>jonathan>jotaro
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>>693402980
I can't run DOOM for shit. My computer just gives up and passes out when I tried to play the demo.

FTL is very fun. Has a lot of replay ability. Devil Daggers is like an arena survival with Doom monster designs. It's difficult, but fun.

What are those two games?

>>693403042
>Not stating which claimer your are
>No dick/balls

Gay.
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>>693402864
Shinoa keeps going on about flat is justice. Personally I dont mind. As I keep saying, 40 years and Rory can choose how she looks.
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>>693403061

Have an omelet, seasoned with cyanide
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>>693402664
You're going to check the filename, that's what.
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>>693403373
but she'll still look like shit
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>>693403179
:^)
>>693403308
>implying you fags need to know my husbando or waifu
kek
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Claimed.

If i'm 2.0, who was 1.0? Was he the one riding a train and denying people?
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>>693399474
It's not a bad site, pretty resourceful at times.

>>693400264
Think what is funny~

>>693399921
Kek. Never noticed this series before. How is the original show?
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>>693402706
Shinoa still has time to mature okay?

>>693402980
Belly!
>

>>693403061
Don't have any
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>>693403469
I could check your prostate. But I'm not medically trained, I'd just be going in there for fun.

>>693403484
I kinda wanna know. Got a nice ass.
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>>693403484

This thread is getting dangerous
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Everyone keeps rolling and yet nobody seems capable of getting trips

even if it did happen it'd be disappointing because of roll spam
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>>693403561
It's how I learn all my fav character's VA

The gets for shinoa lewds. Sad they don't know that I've posted some before and will require quads
>mfw
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>>693403706
I do have a penis and balls but my ass is my best feature, My husbando is Reinhardt and my waifu is [spoiler]priscilla the crossbreed[/spoiler]
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>>693403706
I'm going to pass on that offer, but thanks for asking.
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>>693403869
>moved it up from trips to quads
Go fuck yourself.
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>>693403983
show boipussy
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>>693403983
Well damn, cool. Not sure why you're attention cam whoring in a waifu thread though. Nice ass all the same.

>>693404039
You're welcome. Gotta molest the fellow anonymous posters.
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>>693403561
Dark and serious. A view from the side of the villains. It even has bad guys vs bad guys.
>>693403478
So you think.
>>693403679
>heh
>thats allllll she needs
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>>693404158
>>693404301
I don't know people want nudes and i don't mind giving them out.
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>>693404470
how about some vids?
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>>693404470
Is that what /soc/ is for.
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Serena is cute! CUTE!
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>>693403129
It might be fine, but since I never lived while speaking it all the time, I'll never be as good
Let's day you learnt French and tried to insult me, I'd be better than you

>>693403209
stardust crusaders Joseph > All

>>693403308
That sucks man.. At least you didn't buy it

The Banner Saga is a turn based combat game with important choices to make during the story
I can't explain Deathwar, you'll have to watch some gameplay to get it

>>693403679
>Belly!
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>>693404424
there's no reason not to think so

>>693404470
you are a degenerate
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>>693404105
If Karen did that, then I don't see why Shinoa can't do it either.

>>693404301
>I realized a little too late that I could have made a pun out of that denying comment.
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>>693404600
>vids
have none, but others don't want me to post either way so i'm gonna stop.
>>693404761
>you are a degenerate
Funny.
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>>693404888
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>>693404743
>cleavage cat on Amatsu a cute
>
Alright, I'll give you that. I've never even attempted to learn a language. Much less insults in them. However you speak and type it just fine friendo.
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Just going to leave this here
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>>693403447
I would die too fast
Make it something that takes a while
>>693403679
I got one for you
>shinoa is larger than i thought
>moka
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>>693404743
Yeah, if I bought it I'd just be running at 40 FPS with lowest settings on my small monitor. Shit would be annoying.

I like turn based combat if it's handled well. But I feel like it's something you can make tedious and boring really easy if you're not careful. Got a good link you could send me?

>>693404888
>What was the pun
>How's your night going, fellow anon that I was just making ass play suggestions with
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>>693404888
Checking self for trips.
>Don't know what waifu I want to snag/request lewds from.
Why even bother?
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Hey guys how are ya doing??
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>>693404743
Belly!

>>693405189
And we're moving up to quints!
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>>693404959
I won't cum tonight then
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>>693405460
Oh, it's you again
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>>693404761
Could go either way honestly.
>>693405062
Yeah. He totally forgot to roll.

I may have somehow made a dalted butterscotch without touching salt at all. What is even happening.
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>>693404959
>have none, but others don't want me to post either way so i'm gonna stop.
Please do, thread's not meant for whoring out pictures of yourself.
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>Forgot aux cord
>Laptop doesn't use bluetooth speaker option for some reason
>Either have to hope they sell aux cords next door, or I'm using my old speaker tonight
>Mfw
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>>693403869
True. It has everything you need really. Kek, didn't even notice. You see? It's hilarious ain't it?

>>693404424
This is something new. Might check it out.
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Beanos nachos
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>>693405653
Ohhhh hello again, I remember you, you are the one who wanted to fight me right?
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>>693400911
Older half sister.

>>693401935
Hanging around, Overwatch. You?
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>>693405093
Truthfully, I learned most of the language on the internet
I learned the grammar there while our school taught us what "apple" meant in french
Weird

>>693405207
I bet

I think this one did it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxMlXnIGOqs
There you go

>>693405460
Rikka!

>>693405505
Belly!
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>>693406112
Is she in a relationship?
>>
Alright guys i think i'm gonna go play overwatch, add me if you guys want to play.
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>>693405207
>Changing 'Asking' to 'Ass-king'.
>And I just now realized how stupid it sounds.
On second thought, maybe you are the King who rules over asses since you like molesting the prostates of others.
>I could have also used 'Pass'.
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Hey anons. Just got back from the police station and my gf broke up with me. How was your day
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>>693405720
I'd like to think she becomes a muscular German man

>>693406014
You give yourself too much credit
but you are pretty adorable
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>>693405505
You dont want quints to happen you would have to leave /waifu/ forever and i dont want that
Maybe i will just roll to own you
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>>693406166
Darling!

>>693406395
I think you are the one who overestimates your power. I am not adorable. Fear me!
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>>693406166
Shame really. You learn a lot more from interaction and repetition though. At least in my experience. You still learning things, or do you think you have a good grasp?
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I got lewds too
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>>693405460
Still sick but good. Entertained by the rolls for me. You?

>>693405750
It's okay, pretty boy idol

>>693405893
All things weeb related
Yes it is. You usually get popcorn while watching others, mainly me, fail at rolling?

>>693406166
ZR
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Claimed.
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>>693407008
i can do a really shitty hank hill voice.
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>>693407008
Leave
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>>693406395
If thats what you're into, I guess.
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>>693406695
How's the chuuni doing?

>>693406807
That's true, although I was just sticking to watching interactions rather than participating
Coming to /waifu/ was pretty much my first real interaction I made in English
I think I got the basics but still need to learn more. I'll go buy some books in English to learn more of the difficult stuff

>>693406951
ZR!
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>>693406166
Oohhh, it's a top down kind of deal. Thanks, adorable.

>>693406244
Kek, that's a cute pun. I hadn't thought of that, more goofy than stupid.

Nah, just your prostate.
>Ohoho, I like that one.
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>>693406951
7-11 had an aux cord! $7 was a tad pricey, but based! I'm leaving this one at work.

>>693406904
Lewd.
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>>693406695
If you insist
Your games might be entertaining
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>>693407460
Fuck you
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>>693407537
Like if you ever need help mango, you can always come to me. Even though my English is pretty piss poor considering my location of upbringing. I can still try to help where I can.
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>>693407537
The chuuni is doing just fine! Just really tired from working this week I just want it to end! How are you??

>>693406951
Aw damn I hope you feel better soon shinoa, no disease can keep the smug off your face or away from me

>>693407642
Entertaining, more like deadly!
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>>693405460
Hey cute eye patch girl. Doing fine, yourself?

>>693406951
What more could you ask for? I have a whole variety of snacks to eat while I watch the pathetic attempts you all make. I must ask though. How'd this start? Was too busy getting my shit kicked in on OW.
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>>693407893
>>693407537
If English isn't your first language, than I'm just going to take it that Non-Native English speakers speak better English than 95% of the ones that do have it as a first language.
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Natalia Poklonskaya is my waifu. Not the real one, just the anime gril version.
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>>693407538
Forgot to add that I should currently be asleep since I need to drive back home for a convention that's happening there.
>I know who was posting when I mentioned this earlier.
>Plans had changed, I apologize to those anons who read that post for not updating sooner.
>I'll do an update in 8 hours when I wake up, or I could update now for those who are interested.
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>>693407460
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>>693407537
ZR

>>693407633
Kek sweet. Never went to 7-11

>>693408083
I fucking hate it dude. Got the wedding to attend to and I doubt sneezing would a be thing to hear

>>693408153
Oi, I'm not rolling for your lewds now! I remember something about smug harem and that's it
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>>693407538
No problem Kind Anon

>>693407893
Thanks brosky, means a lot to me

>>693408083
Broke anything~?
I'm fine, there has been no major calls since the car wreck from a few weeks ago so I'm happy

>>693408227
Nononono
Me better having a better English than you guys? That's crazy talk!
>great folder you had btw
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I have solved the mystery of the salty butterscotch. I used salted butter.
>
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I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
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>>693408663
<3
>
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>>693408609
You're right. I'll hold my tongue. Ah, well I doubt they'll get it anyway.
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>>693408723
Suicide is never the way, do not give in my brethren, never give in, never give up.
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Back from my run, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zZ_kgQ1Ng
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well, i'm tired i'll be trying to sleep now
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>>693409032
>Being this new
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>>693409032
Suicide is always an option
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>>693408609
It's good for convenience. Especially since without it, I'd be going hungry most nights.

>>693408663
Yes yes yes! I'm not kidding, you, Kurisu, and my Vietnamese friend all speak 9.9/10 English!
>I'm still disappointed that I couldn't get that last 1,000...

>>693408927
I'll wait till my perfect get script is made and roll for the ultimate Maki loods. Until then, I'll hold my rolls for the Karen loods because it takes about a months worth of good luck to get a get.
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>>693409160
He's not new. He's older than you.
>what's a speech pattern?
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>>693408430
Alright man, catch you later. Was pleasant talking to you.

>>693408663
Hope your night goes well, adorable.
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>>693409032
You're being memed, friend.
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>>693409286
>what is archived /waifu/
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>>693409192
It is but not every option should be taken.
>>693409160
I'm not new.
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#flex
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>>693408153
Hey cute lovable Idol! I am doing alright! Do anything today???

>>693408609
Aw im sorry to hear that man, I hope you start feeling better soon! I hate being sick as well

>>693408663
>Broke anything
You would love it if I did huh well you will be happy to know that I did I broke another header on a game they asked who did it and I just shrugged and said I dont know

>>693409115
Next time my enemy. Next time.
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>>693409381
I hate memes.
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>>693409415
Sure you are
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Just got done watching Redline. Liked it alot

>claimed
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