Come on /b/ois it's s/fur time
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Come on /b/ois it's s/fur time
Where is everyone tonight?
lurkin
>>693364200
you must be retarded.
>>693364309
Dunno. I made an s/fur thread earlier and it died. Not a single person posted in it.
Finally a few people at least, is something happening tonight with the other guys?
>>693364877
No idea. I may just stay in the g/fur thread tonight if no one else shows up. I very rarely post there anyway.
>>693364463
>retards
>on /b/
impossible
>>693364934
Is this the new meme?
>>693363270
stupid fur?
How is everyone doing tonight?
I should be flat hunting but I'm cold and tired, a bloo bloo
>>693365086
yes
yes
>>693365464
As bad as ever. You?
>>693365682
Great, it helps that I wasn't arrested yesterday.
>>693365874
moar
>>693365383
>cold weather
>steep, dark green hills everywhere
>sand dunes with those plants
>grey ocean with no one on the beach
I am 99% sure that is meant to be New Zealand.
>>693365874
>gfur
Hot, but you've got your own thread, stay there.
Mmmm... Pancakes
>>693365927
I remember.
>>693366049
Hey Alex. What's up?
I have a first cousin who is 16 years old, but has a body like she's 9.
Her face has remain unchanged her entire life. Her hands have these thin, soft, squishy fingers, like you would expect from an 8 year old.
But she's 16 and dresses like she's 16. Wears these high-as-fuck heels and a slightly slutty dress.
I remember her mom being pregnant with her.
Though I try to distance myself from her because I assume she despises me.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>693366600
Bout time. Was worried you wouldn't show up.
>>693366574
Get closer to her then. The best way to start is to ask "what do you think of me"? If she responds negatively, or asks why, say you want to get to know the rest of your family better because you don't like your parents.
Am I cool yet?
>>693366897
Or on the flip side ignore her and make all family gatherings awkward.
>>693367142
Nope, ur late.
>>693367142
No.
>>693367143
That's a bad idea. Even if he doesn't want to fuck her, it's still a good idea to get to know her better if she thinks bad of him.
>>693366897
I like how my family treats me as it is right now.
As far as they care, I am just a piece of furniture; They don't bother me, I don't bother them.
They don't know what I did at school, they don't know if I have any friends (because I actually don't), they don't know what I do when I go outside, they have no idea what I do online.
If someone tries to pry into my life, I give them a stupid but funny answer.
"So do you still go to school or do you work?"
"I don't work, and I don't go to school."
"So what do you do?"
"I count goat furs"
"That's a good profession"
(In my culture, 'counting goat furs' is a classic joke)
And then there's that piece of shit aunt who tries to figure out if I've been into Gulag yet. She doesn't even bother to ask me directly, instead she asks my parents in front of me.
She faces my parents and asks, even though I am literally just beside her: "Has Alex been to --"
"No." I answer abruptly.
My real name is not Alex, of course.
>>693367299
My family has no opinions on me so I'm just saying it from personal experience. The only time they would say something to me is if they found out that I visit these threads regularly.
>>693367526
You should still try to get to know your cousin better. It just seems like it would be a good idea. But that's just me, you're obviously free to do whatever you want.
>>693367526
If you want to get to know your family better than talk to them, don't be like me where I have no one to talk to in the family. They're not gonna bite you, they're people just like you. (For the most part)
>>693367805
I have no reason to.
>>693367908
Fair enough.
>>693366882
I'm almost never on during the day, I'm usualy on during north American evining and night, the exact time is veriable.
>>693368041
Well, glad you showed up then. Wouldn't be official fur without you.
>>693368267
Well I am the life of the party
>>693366600
If you tell me a naptime story on Skype I'll send you tummy pics :3
Oceans apart, day after day...
>>693368662
I'M ON THE CASE!
If anyone's got more shark grills, post them, please. I need something to take my mind off of todays bullshit.
>>693368844
Nice dub dubs franku
>>693368924
Sharks are best
https://e621.net/post/index/1/Shark%20female
>>693368924
Mind if I ask whats wrong? Sorry I'm on mobile and only have floofs
>>693369410
Forgot the message, you better check 'em
>>693369262
Not at all, Anon. First off, it was hotter than usual (93 fucking degrees in New England) today, I listened to a friends sorrows over a scumbag, and to top it off, a favorite restaurant is closed. :(
Not the most interesting topics, I know, but holy shit, they wore me out.
>>693370271
Well you can rest and relax among the mass porn here. Hope tomorrow is a better day for you Anon.
>>693370517
YASS, this thread needs more ass
Post cute girls.
>>693370586
Thanks, dude. Pornography is the true form of relaxation.
>>693370956
>>693370737
>>693366224
Does anyone know where I can find more of this?
cute girls are truly a gift from the gods
Tummies are the best things ever
>>693371937
This all the way.
>>693371761
Gay cute girls are an even better gift
>>693372341
not IRL.
Shoot yourselves in the head
You cause nothing but pain for yourselves and everyone else
>>693372483
chill and enjoy the girls
>>693372460
I've never met a gay person IRL.
Watching live action footage of lesbians is cool tho.
>>693372483
HEADSTRONG
>>693372627
I met a couple of lesbians IRL, thank god they weren't particularly cute, so nothing of value was lost for the rest of us.
>>693372627
is it me or those two looks soulless.
Yo
Come chat here
https://telegram.me/fourchan4
Should we start our own TGram Room?
>>693372940
Even better.
>>693372999
Ayy I got the get
post some mice please.
OP here, I really thought this thread was gonna crash and burn when I started it.
>>693373517
I got you fam.
thank you
>>693373544
Fur threads usually last until image limit.
I wish the gay threads were as good as the straight ones
Here's a better link.
Pls cum and chat I'm lonely
https://telegram.me/SFurs
>>693374023
Mmm mouse tummy
>>693374824
GET THIS MAN MORE MOUSE TUMMY, STAT!
>>693374501
Copier.
>>693372483
If you do it first I promise I will <3
>>693364463
Honestly I think you must be considering you gave a shit THAT MUCH.
>>693375321
No shit, it takes effort to reply.
>>693375555
Oh snap
Pony fag hast been on in a while.
>>693375555
>asshole less
>lurk more
>kill yourself
>die happy
>zero effort
Try it. You might like it.
Who's making the new thread?
>>693376052
3edgy5mebro.
>>693376194
Nice try, but you aren't redeeming yourself. Maybe go back to /mlp?
