Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692988543
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQncjzt05y4
Miho claimed
claimed
I'm back, what did I miss?
Saber claim
I had some fun kayaking today
Shino Claimed.
Im going dark now for optimal lurking
shit posts enabled.
I think I'll be going.
night everyone
>>693002857
Faggots insulting good tv
>>693002915
Kayaking is great, too bad ours was destroyed in a storm couple of years mine.
>Chino claimed
>>693002829
Hello. How are things?
>>693002857
Hello. Nothing note-worthy
>>693002915
Hello. Kayaking sounds really nice right now. You doing anything for America day?
>>693002947
Okay. See you later
>>693002979
Goodnight. Sweet dreams
>>693002915
I went kayaking yesterday.
Hello everyone
>>693002915
Did you catch anything?
>>693002979
Bye Chen
>>693003026
I don't own a tv
What show was being "discussed"?
>>693003095
Hello Chino
>>693003026
>>693003095
cute
>roll
QOTT: When was the last time you fapped?
2 days ago for me :o
>>693003234
Impractical Jokers
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/virginia-introduces-law-to-stop-12-year-old-girls-from-getting-married-a7119091.html
>>693003332
Last night around 2 am.
>>693003335
Gayest show on the planet.
shinobu claimed
Dio-sama...
>>693003234
Hello Akiko. How are you?
>>693003332
no u
>one off
>rip
>roll
About three days ago.
>>693003337
WHY
>>693003095
I just got up so im kind of meh. You?
>>693003337
Go back to /pol/
>>693003332
Two hours ago
>>693003335
That show is fucking garbage
>>693003466
Dose, please
>>693003332
I'm fapping right now
>>693003544
You're waifu is fucking garbage
>>693002829
hah I claimed her sister
>>693003608
I did brag shit and I ain't planning to do anythin
>>693003484
Oh wow. Didnt get to bed until late?
I'm doing well, thanks. you doing anything for America day?
>>693003616
wew
>>693003054
That's too bad, maybe you should try to get another?
>>693003095
Just some steaks, then making people sad in Magic, then probably fireworks
>>693003126
Oh cool, white water or flat water?
>>693003234
No, I went white water kayaking
>>693003466
Dio
>>693003332
Last night
>>693003616
konata? :3
If your BMI is less than 28 you shouldn't be celebrating the 4th of July
>>693003778
Damn it. Okay.
Do you read books?
>>693002829
Miho-chan
>hugs
>>693002915
Frantastic
>>693002979
bye
>>693003223
Hello second emi
>>693003332
last night
>>693003466
dio
>>693003699
Really?
>>693003811
Went to bed at like 6am.
>>693003874
My BMI is 12 you garbage
>>693003826
>>693003946
Yes that happens to be me.
>>693003929
No, I'm a very boring person that does nothing of his days.
>>693003946
I'm first emi now ;)
>>693003826
Oh nice. I hope you have fun with that
>>693003958
That's pretty late
>>693003911
Hey Amatsu
>>693003946
Yuuko-chan <3
>>693004088
I know it sucks.
>>693004081
The only one now
I agree
Enjoy it. You have a lot to live up to.
>>693004269
I heard. Last one shit posted alot correct?
QOTT:Favorite work of fiction?
>pic related
>>693004240
Meh. Did you at least sleep well?
Michiru claimed
>>693004045
Tell me you are smart
>>693003826
Flat water
>>693003958
yea she drives my favourite german tank of wwII
plus I just like her overall appearance and ofc the uniform
>>693004394
>
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>693002717
is something wrong??
>>693004427
Yeah i got some good sleep. Would be better if i didnt sleep till 4pm
>>693004446
If anything I guess I'm not retarded.
>>693003335
Never heard of it. What's it about?
>>693003470
I'm okay but I want to get out of here though. My dad's house is pretty shitty
>>693003826
Ah, a shame
Are there no fish in the rivers? Ours are crawling with salmon and trout. Gotta be careful for Pikes though
>>693004016
Nigga you need to eat!
>>693003958
post mio x sister I want to fap
>>693004394
I lol'd
Who needs sleep, am I rite?
>>693004612
YES
YOU DIDN't replied to the last post
>>693004377
Na he was wonderful and helpful to others.
Just wanted the best for people.
Need more of that in the world.
>>693004152
Hey Saber, how are you?
>>693003826
I don't live as close to the water now and have things I'd rather spend money on.
>>693004394
Rumo: And his miraculous adventures
It was the only book I read twice.
>>693004645
>I'm not retarded
at least you are being honest and realistic with yourself
>>693004645
Come on Dio..
Tell me about your life
How many girls went down for you
>>693002652
Obligatory sage
-making /b/ a /b/etter place
>>693004394
Nice b8
>>693004608
Hello Shinoa
>>693004614
Oh nice.
>>693004676
Oh. Why are you over there?
>>693004708
I do
>>693004772
Hello
>>693004676
Four best friends that make eachother do funny shit
>>693004698
It was a shitpost
>>693004152
>saving thumbnails even on Pixiv
>>693004865
Sage doesn't work like your reddit downvote.
>>693004727
w-what??? but...i didn't see the last post!!
>>693004740
ah ok. I've heard different things about him. I get alot of hostility when posting emi though.
>>693004553
Your going to have to deal with the sister complex.
>>693004886
Yeah.
Claiming best girlie!
>>693004865
>sageing a thread that is 24/7
You don't know how sage works, do you?
>me replying to this bait
I don't know how baiting works, do I?
>>693005002
>Sage doesn't work like your reddit downvote.
made me kek
>>693004708
Inanimate objects and maybe plants
>>693004886
Hello little chino. How are you?
>>693003874
What about skeletons like myself?
My BMI is 21
>>693003946
Yuuko!
>>693004045
Dio!
>>693004088
Tons of fun!
>>693004394
Well, the Uplift series was pretty good, but so was the Foundation series. Don't make me choose!
>>693004676
Probably is
>>693004785
That's a shame
>>693004790
And now you're in the thread!
>>693004889
Anorexia isn't something to joke about :(
Are you discount akiko?
>>693003332
About two months ago.
>>693004081
Indeed.
>>693004830
None and I have passed my whole life half-assing and procrastinating everything that has come to me.
>>693005035
Sorry for that.
There are some committed shitposters that come through and some people may just not like the idea of replacing the old anon.
Don't take it personally.
>yuuko
>>693002652
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE WHILE BEING DESPERATE
THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONALITY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER EVERYBODY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND GOT UGLY PERSONILITY AND IS UGLY LIKE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE DOG POOP AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
>>693004886
That's crazy talk, Chino!
>>693005165
I dunno about that, Smugs...
>>693005089
whadya mean?
>>693005343
Fucking elitists
>>693005343
It is no shitpost that he broke a promise by being weak .
>>693004772
Good and you?
>>693005089
If I were you I'd try to go to bed earlier so you dont fuck up your sleep schedule. But it's up to you
>>693005095
Hello
>>693005165
I'm doing good. how are you?
>>693005251
Great. Kick some ass for us in Magic
>>693005432
What? I love sleeping. Getting all warm and comfy under the sheets is an amazing feeling
>>693005251
And so are you
>>693005309
> I have passed my whole life half-assing and procrastinating everything that has come to me
I also half assed everything... Come on now Dio, you can get laid too, even if you half ass everything.
>>693005251
Eat a hamburger!
>>693005358
This is my favorite pasta of all time and I fucking hate it
>>693002652
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE WHILE BEING DESPERATE
THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONALITY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER EVERYBODY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONILITY AND IS UGLY LIKE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE DOG POOP AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYOCE AND IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
I now know that i can put rats and birds in my pockets.
I am unstoppable.
>>693004708
>Who needs sleep, am I rite?
I know right?
>the hunt was worth it
>>693004886
My little sister
>>693005251
Don't they give you a spear or a net so you can catch some when you're kayakking?
>>693002652
THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONALITY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER EVERYBODY AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND GOT UGLY WOMEN PERSONILITY AND IS UGLY LIKE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE DOG POOP AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYOCE AND IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
AND LET THE POWER GO TO ALL THE OTHER RACES
>>693004886
Heya Chino, it's been a while~
How are you doing?
>>693005095
Fucker~
>>693005544
I'm fine, did some firefighter stuff today
>>693005524
Can argue against that point of view.
I think it's a foolish promise for anyone to make
>>693005674
Space balls
>>693005544
Saber! My best knight~!
<3
>
>>693005581
Ohayoo!
>>693005856
Can't*
god dammit
Bye all
>>693005734
Oh. Is everything okay with her?
>>693005834
Indeed it has been. I'm doing great, yourself?
>>693005892
How are you?
>>693005583
I never said I wanted to get laid.
>>693005892
Hey Kurisu
>>693005432
Give it time, and your body will shit down due to extreme lack of rest
>>693005581
Hot, still sick but I'm fine. At cousin's house for meeting but adults are talking now
>>693004438
nice waifu
>>693004698
:o
>>693005946
bye mr shitpost
chino/konata roll
>>693005343
no worries. I hear alot of about the "promise" maybe one day I'll know the full story
>>693005834
Loli Boat Diddler.
>My fucking captcha was boats wtf.
>>693006084
God damnit Saber you've saved nothing but thumbnails again.
>>693005439
She a sister-con
>>693005581
Im trying.
Holy balls was it a wet ride in today.
>>693006000
Trips confirm
Dio doesn't want to get laid!
>Do you want to lay them?
>>693005581
I will try, but I will at least suck the fun out of it for others!
>>693005583
So I am. Funny how that happens
>>693005621
I have actually been gaining weight recently. I had a body type on highschool that could be described as "Holocaust survivor"
>>693005674
Pocket bird!
>>693005734
Those could be dangerous while going down a rapid. Get stabbed or tangled up
>>693005989
Oh I'm pretty well. Chillin', and listening to some Tenacious D. You?
>>693006084
How are you today~?
>
>>693005989
I'm doing alright
What have you been up to?
>>693006192
>implying it's a bad thing
We, boat-lovers , ARE captcha
>>693005581
But you can do that without sleep!
>>693005734
Ah, you found it?
>>693006094
I'm already feeling it man, but I'm over at a friends right now.
>>693006403
That's pretty good, most Americans should lose weight usually :0
>>693006138
rolling for ship
>>693006094
Oh damn. Are you atleast having fun at your cousin's house?
>>693006253
Oh okay
>>693006403
Great, kek
>>693006413
I'm doing good as well. Just watching anime and chilling
>>693006436
I havent been up to much. Just work, posting on here, and sleep. The usual
>>693006442
But its not as fun!
>>693005461
Mai
>>693006245
Again?
>>693006396
It's not that I don't want to, I just don't feel a need to.
I mean
I'm not gay
>>693006000
So. Tell me more about you.
I need something to read from you
>>693006413
Good. Playing Dark Souls 3 as per usual
>>693006651
Nothing but samples on Gelbooru and now this.
>>693006689
>I'm not gay
>Claims Dio
K
>>693006689
>I mean
>I'm not gay
Why did you think I was talking about you getting laid by guys? I thought you'd want to get laid by girls.
That's pretty gay if you first think of getting laid by guys
>>693006403
this is the best Fran pic I've seen so far
>>693002652
stealerino
>>693006349
I'm not sure if it is or not, but I will assume this has to do with lewdness
>>693006603
I actually had a hyper throidism thing going from an infection, but that's better now
>>693006635
Sometimes Magic is a zero sum game, only o E person can have fun by making sure the others dont
>>693006689
Too busy fapping to Dio?
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>693005856
Bug
>>693006403
And rat.
>>693005989
Yeah yeah, she's fine
Ever since our brother left us I've been taking care of her. I kinda go where she goes most of the time, even though she can pretty much take care of herself now. So when she's at our mom's place, I go there and when she's at our dad's place, I go there
>>693006403
Well you don't spear fish when you're in moving. You gotta anchor yourself first. You stash your gear inside when you're moving
>>693006442
Some good pics, yes
VERY high quality lewds I say. Not gonna post them here
>>693005856
Perhaps it is.
Nonetheless, I have kept my end, and he backed out.
Fucking typical.
>>693006810
Got it straight from pixiv what did I do wrong this time?
>>693006649
My dog died
>>693006963
Oh okay
>>693007064
Oh thats good then.
How long are you staying for?
>>693007113
rip
>>693007113
You had a dog?
Wanna play?
>polchan.net
>>693007104
Didn't click on the picture for the full size.
>>693006442
Dude. Gotta tell em how much sleep you got or when the last time you got sleep!
>>693006635
Lmao a bit. I'm watching kids and apparently I'm their donkey
>>693006689
But your libido is high from what you've told me last time
>>693006442
>wew lad
>>693006635
I see..
Livin' the good life
>>693006791
I've never had a passion for anything or any interesting thing, all I ever wanted has always been to just be at home behind my computer, just being comfortable. There's no activity that has ever interested me.
>>693006888
>checked
It's because of his natural charm, but I'm not gay, not even bi.
>>693006931
I just wanted to precise that I'm not gay for no reasons whatsoever.
>>693006963
Possibly
>>693007329
What exactly did I tell you?
>>693007469
Do you like speaking with me, dio anon?
>>693006931
The Chara pic you use for your telegram profile is super cute
>>693006973
Now you just need to add a snake, but don't let him eat the rat!
>>693007064
I believe we are talking about different things. Whitewater kayaks are only big enough for one person, and sometimes barely that. You go down rivers though the rapids or do tricks while on waves
>>693007194
That's what can make it a shitty game played by shitty people, like myself
>>693006603
what ship? :o
>>693007440
89 cent megumeme
>>693007323
Fixed?
>Sorry for my ineptitude
>>693007469
>It's because of his natural charm
Fair point
This is Yui BTW, how are you my lord?
>>693007329
Kek. It's not like Pin the tail on the donkey right?
>>693007440
Yup.
>>693007648
You dont seem like a shitty person though
>>693006635
>Fun
>Sleeping
Wha? You don't just close your eyes and then wake up some hours later?
>>693007064
Well, at least you enjoyed them? Thanks for not posting them.
>>693007329
I got like a whole 2 hours though!
>>693007619
Not necesseraly, I just kinda like typing in general.
>>693007469
>For no reason whatsoever
ooookay then.
Good to know you're not gay
>There's no activity that has ever interested me
Huh, that sounds interesting. How were your marks in school? Below average? Average? Above average?
>>693007648
You mean this one?
And I like your Fran pic too!
>>693007890
Do you love me?
>>693007794
Doing great except for how boring this day is, just like all the others.
>>693007963
No, not that I hate you.
niggers
>>693008077
ITS NOT FUNNY YOU HUMORLESS FURRY AUTIST
>>693007469
It's actually more of an assumption. You said something about jacking off more than 4 times right? So your libido has to be high
>>693007822
Nonononono nono! They drag my short down, I obliged and they tell me to go where ever they want
>>693007839
Nigga that's a nap
>>693008120
Hm..
I really enjoy your long posts, sorry.
>>693007839
You dream though.
>>693008294
>drag your shorts down
That sounds pretty lewd
>>693007469
Well, I can't blame you at all for that
>>693007822
You haven't played magic with me. I switch between dumb gimmick decks and cut throat
>>693007955
So cute!
She was just cutting tomatoes, right?
>>693008077
Holy feet!
>>693008172
Hey Mugi
>>693008294
I jack off because I'm bored, not because of a sick thirst for puss.
I don't fap 4 times a day by the way, more like 1-3 times.
>>693007113
And actually, I am sorry for your loss, but lives go on.
>>693008419
Damn AutoCorrect. I meant shirt!
>>693007671
Maid person
>>693007822
Nice
>>693007839
Did you upload that folder?
>>693008440
Hi Fran
>>693008540
Life goes
>>693008440
I dont play card games at all, so I'll pretend I know what youresaying
>>693008571
phew
Shit.
>>693008540
>lives go on.
That's the worst part
>>693006436
>implying it's a good thing
>>693006808
Fuck I need to get back into it.
>
>>693008440
No, she was also cutting some fresh meat.
Not neccesiarly human meat... but most likely
>>693008741
>implications
>>693008390
That's understandable, but I don,t have anything to write about today.
>>693008704
That's a pretty big forehead.
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>693007648
I am Snake
>>693008294
Is it?
>>693008419
.....uhhh....I kinda...don't...
>>693008603
I'm not home. Thinking about going back home though. I could do it then if I do.
>>693008714
Autocorrect
So you are not playing?
>>693008916
Can I share my forehead with you?
>>693008607
What did you do for freedom day?
>>693008677
I switch between decks that are silly and really good
>>693008704
What now?
>>693008856
Well, I heard it tastes like beef. Maybe we could make some Akiko brisket?
>>693008928
Ok, then lizards. How about Gila monsters, since they are pretty venomous
>>693008978
Oh. that explains why you dont enjoy it
Alright guys. I'm heading out. I'll see you all tomorrow
>>693008497
Kek I beat off because I'm horny or bored. Wouldn't call it a third time for puss. Most I do is once for twice and that's it
>>693008677
Indeed
>>693008704
Oh
>>693008978
Someone told me I passed out for 30 min when I stayed up for around 26-28 hours
>>693008978
I'll be waiting then~
>will there be some Makoto lewds?
>>693009024
What do you want to play?
>>693009167
Take care little chino
>>693008120
>boring
Summed up every single one of my days right there.
>Yui
Not baking next thread
>>693009325
Oh shit you aren't dead. What happened?
>>693009359
Gotcha.
>>693009126
I slept until 1:30
I thought I was going to my grandparents for a gettogether because that's what we usually do but we didn't
So nothing much
You?
>>693009359
Well aren't you a rebellious little shit
>>693009087
I'm not into foreheads, in fact big ones disgusts me.
>>693009325
Something we have in common.
>>693009228
Whatever you want
I always choose
>>693009359
But you are baking my cock :)
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>693009126
Im not sure if i can find any of them in Afghanistan, but ill try.
>>693009167
Later Chino.
>>693009204
5 days, no sleep. Git gud.
>>693009220
Absolutely not! I don't have any saved!
>>693009776
Exactly what a Tsun would say!
>>693009776
How's the hallucinations?
>>693009443
Found a shitty spare laptop I completely forgotten about.
It's a load a crap, but better than nothing.
>>693006963
No lewds. My pants are wet asf.
>>693009453
I went kayaking, soon I'm going g to eat some steaks, then I'm going to play some Magic
>>693009758
Oh, is that where you live?
Never knew that.
Maybe solifugae? Those fuckers are creepy looking
>>693010100
What did you do?
>>693010045
Did previous laptop died?
>>693009571
How about "Oh Hell!"?
>>693010258
Battery and/or charger died on me, probably just going to buy a replacement soon.
Missing my pictures already.
>Yui
![Syndra [126].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNePWjJ.jpg "Syndra [126].jpg")
>>693010204
>Oh, is that where you live?
No, im just playing MGS:V
>>693010490
Daily reminder to keep your pictures in the cloud.
>>693010204
>steak
A steak sounds great right about now
Was the kayaking fun?
>>693010304
Oh fug it's a 3+ player game
>>693010204
I rode in the wet. Headed to work.
>Pathfinder week
Friday cant come soon enough. Our sorceror is gonna face 2 CR 14s pretty much solo because he heard 'most powerful sorceror protected by a giant metallic construct' and thought 'I can burn them no problem!'
>>693009998
But I really don't! Saving lewds is haram!
>>693010029
I actually didn't have any, even at the end of day 5.
>>693010304
>>693010746
How about draughts?
>>693010304
It's not on the site we use to play.
Also I don't know about the game.
Are you feeling alrigh?
>>693010842
Really? Dude what's the reason to stay up for so long?
>>693010523
Oh, oops.
>>693010700
Pretty good. Love me some whitewater
>>693010774
Oh, that makes sense
Our sorcerer nearly died, then later his familiar got blasted to pieces by two young green dragons
>>693010899
Surr, we can play checkers
>>693010951
>>693011215
The DM is gonna have fun destroying the sorceror though. Hes known to try and bend the rules and stack things that dont stack, like an armored coat and armored kilt. And occasionally he rolls on his tablet, muted, and goes 'I dont like this roll' and rerolls. So the DM is making a move to physical sheets for all players and physical dice for every roll.
>>693007194
Until Wednesday. After that I'm off to my own place
>>693007194
No no I know what you're talking about
Kayak is for one person, legs in the front, gear in the back
Canoe is for multiple people
>>693007839
>Thanks for not posting them.
Respect for the waifu
>>693011349
Checkers
>>693011685
No kys
