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New fluffy thread because we can't let the terrorists win

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New fluffy thread because we can't let the terrorists win
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Some sadbox, because I hate when people feel good
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>>692899748
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>>692899489

Is it wrong for me to see this and think, "killing it was such a waste, you should have made it NOT want to grow up and be alive."?
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>>692899805
not everyone is an abuser, some times people just kill them because they're a vermin in the wild
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>>692900000
Check em
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ok i'm gonna star a little talk

Why are you here? not the tipycal "lol why r u here faggot this is sick shit nigguh my dad wins the minimun wage", i mean really, why, what do you see in fluffies, you hate them? you're just edgy?

In my case i think that something as naive and weak as the fluffies deserves to die, in horrible ways, the world is not cute and pink like the fluffies thinks, and that deserve a punishment
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>>692900000
holy shit
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>>692900000
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>>692900000
checked
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>>692900535
They're kind of a stress ball for me, watching a ball of fluff that thinks the world's all lovey dovey and thinks everyone is going to bow down and suck their dick, only to be snapped out of that reality by having a slow, agonizing death. It's also really cool/impressive to see how people can pull off the action of killing of them.

Also, "lol why r u here faggot this is sick shit nigguh my dad wins the minimun wage"
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>>692900000
Oh geez those quints
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>>692899235
Oh good. I was going to lurk the old one before going to sleep when it 404ed
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This thread needs more weidbox.
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>>692902703
remember to do your part in the extermination of feral fluffies

also: paralyze a fluffy is cruel, pillowfluffs are happy fluffs
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>>692902577
One weirdbox greentext, comin' right up!
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>>692902913
Pretty rad, man.
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>>692902913
fluffy science officers?

this rustles my jimmies
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Thinking on small animal torture and killing . Gerbos, hamsters or Mices. Because fluffys doens't exist. Any advice?
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dead thread?
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>>692899877
Thanks for posting. I love this comic.
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>>692904105
yeah fuck you, that's my advice
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>>692903181
>worthless
>TWO fucking alicorns
What a blind faggot
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>>692904410
OH THIS ONE IS BRUTAL (and i can rest a while)
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>>692904105
You've gone too far
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>>692904410
dude I've been following this series, it's amazing!
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>>692902913
Someone make a comic of this wonderful story
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Keep the thread alive
we's gots to know whats gonna happen to Skippy!
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>>692906341
the next page is too big, and the only editing software i have is paint
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>>692906341
that comic is based in a story, and the final is pretty dull if you're a hardcore abuser
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>>692906484
Use the pixlr editor website, its like photoshop but online.
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>>692905609
Is there more of this ?
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any micro abuse story?
should be funny put them in the freezer
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>>692907260
a couple more pages, the next one is too big to post for some reason and im being lazy and dont want to edit it.
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Kek
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>>692907657
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>>692907657
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>>692907439
Fuck I wanted to see that Fucker get mauled
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>>692907439
Do it, you lazy faggot.
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and the OST for a great fluffy thread
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>>692907916
fuck i forgot the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
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>>692907859
he doesnt get it too bad. It goes to mostly psychological trauma and he gets a colostomy bag so he cant give sorry poopies
>>692907911
Nah, im lazy like a double nigger
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>>692907260
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3325/1
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>>692907657
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>>692900516
Butch
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>>692908323
shit that bitch should be a beast in the bed, she could kill me after but well worth it
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>>692908093
If I could I'd cut off your face and wear it
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>>692909162
series isnt even finished yet
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>>692900541
Doomguy never had black gloves..
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>>692899674
Shit like this is the konami code to my feels, but i found myself unmoved when it was a fluffy dying.

Nice try, anon.
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fake ending
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>>692899674
Why did he kill the fluffy?
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>>692910234
Gonna be honest most of my time in this thread is morbid curiosity but I wanna see this fuckin' thing get smashed.
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>>692900000
whoa
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most recent comic panel. I also have some more single pieces from the artist
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>>692906674
Goddamn, these foals were JUST born and already they're talky babies?

Fucking no.

They should remain as "chirpeh babbeh" for a few days before they can ask for some goddamn milk, even if it is one of the first few words they come with.
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>>692907080
Like a fluffy is capable of dragging anything the size of a stapler behind it.
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>>692910705
depends on whose headcannon you follow, some can say a few words within 24 hours.
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>>692910705
fluffy fetus talk too
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>>692910545
It had cancer, and he euthanized it to prevent it from feeling pain any longer. Kind of sad, really.
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Also, have some Greentext, provided by yours truly.
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>>692912057
ugh, this one is terrible
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>>692912443
its based off someone elses character, couldnt take too many liberties
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Calling all drawfags:
I would really like if there was someone that'd have a comic where 2 fluffie herds were taken back in time to both World Wars, and slowly, they either die due to wartime conditions, the war itself, or are turned into weapons of war.
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>>692912576
nazis did strap bombs to dogs and sent them to run under tanks.... imagine a mustard gas bomb carrying fluffy that wanders the trenches looking for nu daddeh
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>>692912573
yeah, i know, pretty fucked up story, it's the soap opera of the booru
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>>692910941
These are JUST SQUEEZED from the uterus. It's not even one hour.
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>>692913400
unless, you know she didnt give birth all at one time. Or the babies are stuck and she has been trying to get that 3rd baby out all night and the herd just left her there.
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>>692899235

There is ALWAYS a fluffy thread. Thanks, nice mistahs!
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>>692913400
fuck it, in some cases the abuse is the only thing that matters
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>>692901877
Kek'd and chekk'd
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>>692912894
>nazis
It was the Soviets that did it, the Nazi tanks were the targets.
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>>692913635
classic
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>>692913864
youre right, the nazi's had tried the remote control mine for anti-tank purposes.
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bunp
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>>692914589
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>>692900535
I just am here to vent bruh.
like >>692900941
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>>692914688
Why aren't more things done with micro-fluffies?
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>>692915025
i assume that the concept was still new when all the good producers of content have a massive anal pain and left the fandom

Like wolfram and carpdime, i mean, we're still living of their work
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>>692915025
same reason with the sea fluffies, kind of boring and was the idea of one person
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>>692913635
Wonderful writing.
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>>692915265
I remember carpdime only had his phone to draw with and that was turning to shit. I didnt think he quit.
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>>692904105
yeah man i'm going to have to tell you fuck off. I hope you aren't serious, if you are seek actual help.
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>>692910574
That's how it starts. Get out while you can. Seriously.
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>>692907287
do it my man
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>>692915025
I dunno. But I think the nutrigel thing is a good idea
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>>692915652
this are like the fluffies of the fluffies
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Don't die, thread!
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>>692908053

Insane and brutal. Hillary is a god.
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>>692915025
What is there to do abuse wise? Regular sized fluffies are pretty much all that's needed. Nearly anything you could do with a micro could be done with a foal. Except maybe putting them in an ant farm with some fire ants and seeing how well they survive or putting them in a nativity scene and then burning them it to the ground or something. There isnt much to really do with them.
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i might try out this fluffy shit. it's actually entertaining for me.
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>>692899235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8
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>>692916932
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Just like
>>692910574
I'm here for the first time, but seriously. What the fuck is with
>>692914774
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http://imgur.com/gallery/SJsNG

Enjoy
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Okay so I know the origin of these was to troll the mlp fandom but why has it become such a big thing? It's so mean-spirited but... it's so fucking fascinating. I can't stop looking at these threads. I always feel bad but I can't help but look. Except the smarties. Fuck those things.
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>>692917591
>http://imgur.com/gallery/SJsNG

NICE!
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>>692919101

i enjoy it because of how people put effort into them. it's really interesting to see detail being put into shit-covered rodents.
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>>692920390
Newfag.
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>>692899617
Why did it get shaved
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>>692899235
asked on trash, but does anyone have the dropbox or mega link for the fluffybooru collection?
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>>692919101
because smarties are like a talking embodiment of every asshole pet you've ever known or seen and its satisfying to see them get the shit kicked out of them
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wolfram saves the thread
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anyone still here?
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>>692922870
still alive
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>>692922870
im here man
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>>692910698
coolio. What's the artist's name?
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what's the "coo" sound? like a pidgeon?
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>>692923460
I'm guessing, that or like a literal coo, like say it out loud, sounds like a noise they'd make.
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>>692923571
sounds like a purr to me
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It was a slow day on my bar, I don't know what to expect of a Wednesday in the afternoon, but sometimes something interesting happens, this was one of those days.

A young couple walked to the bar, a girl and a guy, they look in their mid-twenties, not a super model and Adonis, but their smiles talks for them.

“Welcome, lady, sir, what can I serve you today?”
“Yeah, we want the house special” the girls was a bit timid, maybe is her first time, sometimes the especial is a little shocking for the noobs
“I want the same, but I wanted with a micro, the foals are too sweet for me”
“Oh, you’ve been here before I see” the confident in the voice of the guy shows that he’s used by now “follow me please, it’s a tradition that in their first time the lady choose the one”

In the backside of the store we have two cages, one with micros, the guys prefer them, good with the dry drinks, and one with foals, for the ladies, more sweet, the girl think a while and finally choose a pink one, the guy take a blue one with a yellow mane, poor color combination, but for the fluff special, that’s not important.

“New daddeh?” ask the micro, while the foal only chirp
“I’m not sure about this anymore”
“Oh relax, it’s normal, this is not different from choosing your own lobster”
“Yeah miss, just relax, fluffies are a common product in the kitchen today, the Japanese even eat the alive”
“The Japanese would eat people of they can”
that little racist joke help the girl to loose herself a little, is normal that people have a little restrain in their first time, I mean, if you don’t have it, probably you’re a psycho, but fluffies are not even animals, with the time people get use to this.
We take the fluffies to the front of the store, took the knife and prepare to begin the show

>someone interested?
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>>692924266
go on
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muh oc'
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>>692924256
ah actually that makes sense
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>>692923191
The neglectful mother fluffies are the worst. I just want to punt them into a bonfire.
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>>692924376
Why's it got 2 dicks
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>>692914688
Homestuck
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>>692911563
>shit ton of clips
>clips
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>>692924266
el bumpo
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>>692926537
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>>692917421
She wants the D.
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>>692926537
>Suzanne's litterbox is in the play room
>Buddy's is nowhere in sight
RIGGED
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Cancer
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>>692927240
The life of a fluffy is rarely fair.
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>>692924266
When you are preparing fluffies, in any dish or drink, the most important part is to remove the stomach without killing them, the fear and pain makes the fluffie meat tastier, this is the first part of the show, you cut from the neck to the anus, then a little cut in the esophagus and extract the whole thing in one piece.

It’s not necessary to say that the fluffies scream in every second of it, now both of them are chirping in despair, this is the part of the show that most ladies can’t stand, but this one is like fascinated with this.

“How is that they’re not dead?”
“You see lady, the fluffies are not animals, just biotoys, they don’t feel pain, just pretend to feel it, no living animal can survive this this long to this, that’s the final proof that fluffies are just a product, not a living being”

The next step is to make little cuts to the articulations in the base of the legs, and then put them in the glass, we left them five minutes in there until they have bleed everything they can, normally just a quarter of glass, but, that is more than enough, with they still there we put the gin for the guys, and the rum for the girls.

“Wow, they’re still alive”
“Maybe this was a mistake after all”
“Don’t tell me that you’re still doubtful”
“No, the could’ve been good fighters in the pits”
The tree of us laugh again, the girls is taking the taste of this, in the bottom of their souls, everyone hates fluffies, ok next step, a little flambe, one hair or two is normal in the special, but people not like it everywhere, taking the skin off is to gruesome for the show, this is more attractive for the drunks at midnight too.
“SCREEEEEEEE!”
“Wow she screams like my boss”
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>>692927566
Here's the cancer you ordered.
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>>692927875
I really really really like this image
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>>692927969
It's yours my friend.
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>>692927718

And the final step, the blender, we put ice, a little coconut liquor, and the foal, that makes a pretty good final touch for the special
“pwease daddeh, hewp”
“Wow, this one still can talk”
“I don’t want a dirty pig-hamster calling me dad, press the button master”
“Lady Do you want to do us the honor?”
“What? Me, really?”
“Of course, maybe I’m the bartender, but the women in the final step always does that magic touch”
The lady thinks before starting the blender, but finally she take the final step into the path of the fluffies, just don’t caring about them.

“Wow this is pretty good, can we take another?” she says after finishing her first, “I want to taste the micro now”
“Ok, two more barman, what the hell, give me a foal this time”
“I’m going to the bathroom honey, can you hold my purse”
“No problem”

While we wait I take two more fluffies and repeat the whole process

“You know, two more of this ones and you will have the best night of your life, or we could use an alicorn”
“I can’t pay an alicorn… yet, what’s so special about them?”
“The fluffarino special prepared with an alicorn is kind of… aphrodisiac”
“Wow, someday man, someday”
“nyu daddeh?” the little foal interrupt us
“Wow sucks to be them”
“Yeah, it’s good not to be a fluffy pony”

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