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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>692840047

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Bread makes everything better
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>692847753
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>>692847806
Why is my mobile faster than your home net then?
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Shigure claimed~
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My girlfriend is pregnant! :0

I'm gonna be a dad ^-^
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>tfw everyone will lurk because cancer will keep postingg
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I'M FORMING A DFC TERRORIST GROUP
JOIN IN DFCFAGS
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>>692847339 (Dr.Pepper)
>You have no Dr. Pepper.
My heart is forever broken </3

>Going to get messy yo.
Oh my~
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Claimed.
>>692846541
>Konata
I'm part German, so you partially hate me?
>>692846626
>Shiro
Working on a concept. Drinking some Califa coffee.
What about you?
>>692846700
>Rory
Sounds delightful!
Overdose those muffins with chocolate!
>>692846874
>Akiko
Ah damn, if you find it let me know.
>>692847227
>Chara-chan
My cousin used to do that a while ago.

Crazy stories were had.
Fun is something I rarely enjoy at work.
Planning to stay there for a while?


>Sanae
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>>692847979
>Mobile faster than home net
this is even more aggravating

>>692848003
lies!
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Claiming best girlie!
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>>692848003
You actually have a girlfriend woth that little dick?
I bet she's fat, or you are lying for attention.

You are gross
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>>692848152
Going to the grocery store now.

Speaking of which, bye.
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>>692846874
Dude you do a lot here

>>692847339
I'mma celebrate 4th of July. You,

>>692847561
Let's see it~
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QOTT:
>What time is it there?
23:16
>What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken and rice.
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_zRRGKhvOw
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>>692848003
Conglaturation ! !

You have completed a great baby.

And prooved the justice of our culture.

NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !
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>>692848103
>D.F.C
Don't Fucking Care?
I might.
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>>692848275
inb4 10 replies incoming because everyone love speaking about themselves

imbeciles
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Claiming before i go
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>>692846867
In levels it's 60 about to be 61. In the competitive scene it's 54.
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>>692848013
I'm not lurking :0
>>692848152
I don't hate anyone :)
>>692848182
Australia!
>>692848238
woth
>>692848275
3pm
Chips
Red by King Crimson
>>692848396
Cute waifus
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Shiro claimed.

>>692846977
>AT LEAST I DIDN'T MUTILATE MY SON'S DICK
That's the spirit!

>>692847561 (Sick fuck)
>You don't need to lie.
>It's ok.
I always speak the truth, but I also know why I was so oddly specific about what I didn't pleasure myself to.
>

>>692846541
>>692848003
>I claim several waifus (36)
Okay, maybe I DO hate you more than most other countries.
>My girlfriend is pregnant! :0
Hands can't get pregnant.

>>692848152
Heil Shiro!
>Afternoon
It's late at night here already, so I'll head to bed. See you around!

>>692848275
00:19
salat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAu7yLNA7k
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>>692848274
>

>>692848003
>:0
>^-^

Who knew CWC could actually end up getting someone pregnant.

>>692847979
>filename

-Hitagi
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>>692848275
>8:18 am
>choc mint muffin from last Friday. Still good somehow
>https://youtu.be/hDyZbRnJ1u8
>>692848182
Dont be mad
Be better
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>>692848152
Yup, planning on staying there for a while. Coworkers are nice and fun to have around and everyone is super helpful.

My only story so far is that a mother just came in the last 10 minutes on a saturday (aka she had nothing to do) and we already cleaned everything. Every fucking knife and machine. And she just wants 6 different sausages right before closing. Because of course, she had to come in the last 10 minutes.

>>692848275
>What time
00:17
>Last thing you ate
Veggie Burger pattie and a bagel?
>What are you listening to?
>

>>692848403
>DFC
>Delicious Flat Chest

I think

>>692848586
Austria

>>692848616
>Be better
I'M MOVING YOU SHIT! YOU'LL SEE!
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>>692848529
Like you always do, no one cares
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>>692848146
You have some in the next 2 months. I promise. <3

>>692848274
I have no cash to celebrate with fireworks. So I'll be drinking and grilling instead tomorrow. What all will you be doing?
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claiming this qt

>>692848152
Will do

>>692848274
I wouldn't call it a lot, I just take requests
The ohayou's weren't initially requested though. Karen made the list and I just kinda took it up

>>692848275
What a trivial QOTT
I'll give you my music
https://youtu.be/55yy6Mo9DoI
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>>692848588
Don't worry it's just shitposting, and my girlfriend wants to name the baby Shannon :O
>>692848596
What is CWC? :0
>>692848716
America
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>>692848812
Faggot
I don't wanna sleep with you
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>>692848003
OK BunBun.
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>>692848716
Move to Australia. Apparently our mobile network is faster than Austrias landline.
>>692848596
I guess changing perspective is a good thing.
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rikkachan claimed!
sugoi deeesu!
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>>692848275
17:22

Idk


Nothing

>>692848536
O shit. Overwatch skill on point

>>692848596
Kek thought you meant of waifu

>>692848796
Roman candles and stuff while grilling. Hopefully roman candle candle minigun

>>692848812
Ohhhhh
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>>692848768
Kongou
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>>692848273
You do be careful now and see you later!
>>692848275
It's 5:22 p.m.

Pizza and a chocolate bar.

https://youtu.be/d9zJNBFU5rU
>>692848588
Take care now and rest easy Fuhrer.
>>692848716
Last minutes are the longest for sure!

Why do people do that? Come in like it just opened up.
>>692848716
And gotcha, didn't understand just went with assumption.
>>692848812
Okay!
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>>692849153
>Landline
>On the countryside
You are a funny little shit, you know?
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>>692848588
>Hands can't get pregnant.
Bueno
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>>692848275
18:23
Grilled egg & cheese sammich (with tomato)
https://youtu.be/xX050NcDNAU

>>692848586
Indeed :3

>>692848812
Are you the same anon that got stocked yesterday when you found that image?
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>>692848275
4:24pm
Subway sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQLlWiyU-dE

>>692849153
I'm going to find that plush, buy it, and send it to you.

so you can stare at it in horror every day.

>>692849305
Oh no, not of my waifu.
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>>692849305
Dude. I've never done the minigun thing with roman candles. I have however, lit one of the mortar shells in my hand and tossed it. That was cool as fuck.
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>>692849425
I try. After last night I have to be.
>>692849512
Oh it wont be horror. I do have a giant poro already. And a Teemo hat.
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What if you dropped a bible into hell and everyone in hell started thinking the world was ok and worshipped God so that they wouldn't go to hell when they died
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>>692849509
*Stoked lol

>>692849368
What about her?
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>>692848796
You're the best fucker around <3

>>692848275
>What time is it there?
18:27
>What was the last thing you ate?
Some spaghetti
>What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
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>>692849509
probably
We had a conversation about how I didn't really know how to look for new stuff and pixiv
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>>692849409
Yeah, I was able to convince three teenagers that we're in the middle of closing already and we're sorry and all that. They understood and took some already packed things.

>>692848588
>Hands can't get pregnant
OH SHIT!

>>692849713
>After last night I have to be?
Why? What happened?

>>692849743
You do realize Lucifer aka Satan is just a former Angel?
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>>692848440
There we go, 10 replies. Thanks for giving the first one.
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>>692849814
I try to be <3

>CAT EARED AMATSU SAVED
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Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
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>>692849512
Lammmmeeeeeeee
Bur respect on the purple hair though

>>692849520
Same. I wanna try it. Wew were you in an open field? When doing that?

>>692849814
>>692850029
What's going on here?~
>

>>692850178
Sickly but gooood. You?
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>>692848878
Is this your baby at 4:20?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlZOSfTi8w
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>>692849852
Wtf I hate Angels now
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>>692850284
>Sickly
Get some meds in you smug! I'm fine, about to eat actually
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>>692850315
I can't watch videos on phone data :(
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>>692849754
I didn't expect glasses to work so well with her.

>>692849305
You forgot the last thing you ate? And I thought my memory was bad.

>>692848812
Idk the food or music can spark conversations, asking for the time is pretty trivial tho.

>>692848586
I don't have the album where that track belongs to.
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>>692850029
Eheh~
>just how many of my pics did you save?

>>692850284
Shh~
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>>692849852
That's how it's done!
Any creeps n' weirdos stories you'll like to share?
Stores are one of the best places to experience them.
>That pic
I think I know that.
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>>692850462
It's pretty good, have you heard in the court of the Crimson King? good /mu/core :0
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>>692850284
Shit was tight as fuck. Was in an open field at night. No light so it was fucking gorgeous.

>Possibly shippable
Nah nigga. Amatsu is my broski. I'm sending him a care package of Dr. Pepper at some point in the next two months. Besides, I'm already shipped with best knight. Where is she anyway?

>>692850708
If I have said "saved" then I've saved them. Just like everyone else's. So.. 6?
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>>692850892
I did but I didn't listen to anything else from them, I saw some ratings and seeing that every single release ranked worse than the last one didn't motivate me much to try them by myself.
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>>692849713
>teemo hat

Disgusting, league is a bad game, but I guess I can forgive you.

>>692850284
Purple hair is best hair
kuudere is best dere
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>>692851059
Here kinda playing dark souls
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>>692850462
Music, sure
But food you just ate isn't as interesting as it can get
Rather then what people last ate, maybe make it interesting and ask something more specialized. Not like favourite dish, but rather what's the weirdest or most unconventional thing you've ever eaten?
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>>692849305
2/10 not smug enough
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>>692849824
Yup, well I'm more willing to help you out now lol. Losing a paragraph of text sucks =_=

Like I said yesterday Pixiv is where most artists post their art nowadays (besides the more successful ones who typically own their own blogs or websites) there's definitely not 'nothing' to find there. I typically find artwork that's sourced or find artists through other websites and -boorus and trace the source back to Pixiv. This way I can check pixiv for new artwork by artists I enjoy, and then browse the tags. Tbh when I first started using Pixiv I just took a lot of shots in the dark looking through the untranslated Japanese tags on the Pixiv app and that was more than enough to get me going. On the desktop website you can translate everything so it's easier to find what you want. There's definitely more I could say about sources and such, but yesterday you asked help with Pixiv specifically.

>>692850462
Me either :P
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>>692850870
I'm not exactly a creep or weirdo... but my coworker was a rather... well let's just say he let his instinct take the better of him.

It was a hot saturday. 90+ Fahrenheit outside (30+ celsius)
Just always watching girls ass when they pass since they come in barely clothed. One in just a bikini and short, tight pants.
I don't even pay them any mind and he's like
>Damn, check this chick out
Sadly he was like that the whole fucking day and since I don't care for either gender that much... I had no idea how to react to it.
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>>692851418
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>>692851288
Ohayo! How goes it?
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>>692851249
Well Red was good, I need to listen to Discipline and another that I can't remember the name :-0
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>mfw you forget you have a certain song on your ipod
>but you're still okay with listening to it
https://youtu.be/8BkYKwHLXiU
>>692851286
I also have the Chogath and Kogmaw figures.
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>>692847825
Dibs motha fuggas you need some belldandy in your lives
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>>692851059
Stalker much~
Thanks for the care package nigga, I'll buy ya a game in exchange!
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>>692851673
Good and you
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>>692852055
Don't worry about it friendo. I don't want anything in return.
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>>692850407
I did! Been like thsi for a few days now. Mmm food is good

>>692850462
Kek I think cereal

>>692850708
:p

>>692851059
Jealous! Never had fireworks in an open field before

Playing dark souls

>>692851286
Smugdere is best dere

>>692851508
Cousin who's like a sister to me told me of it wanted shinoa drawed. She said she's still rusty
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>>692851568
Holy shit, thanks so much
Let's see if I can put the theory into practice
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>>692851451
>most unconventional thing you've ever eaten?
Depends a lot on culture, what's conventional for me might be the most unconventional thing for you and vice versa.
But sure, what's the most unconventional thing that you ate?
I didn't eat anything exciting in my life but I will go with Baked Alaska, a Chinese ice cream with alcohol that is served on fire.

>>692851704
>Megumin
Please. No.
>(1969) In The Court Of The Crimson King
>(1970) In The Wake Of Poseidon
>(1970) Lizard
>(1971) Islands
>(1984) Three of a Perfect Pair
This is what I have downloaded, maybe it's one of those that you were thinking.
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>>692852164
Oh it's going pretty well~. Probably gonna hop in Overwatch soon.
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>>692851736
Rory, calm yourself before I completely deny having ever known you.

>>692852260
smugdere is new meta.
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>>692852486
Larks' Tongues in Aspic

I googled it :0
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>>692852314
No problem! Your waifu is a cutie, hopefully you can find stuff you never even dreamed of :3

>Also Tumblr sucks but you can find tons of sourced images there, and also explore Japanese tags there too.
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Hi everyone! I have awaken from my slumber and i finnally home. Fuckin cookin steaks on the grill bout to play some OW or some shit. Feels good to be back in my domain. wheres karen? is he riding a camel to Saudi Arabia or some shit.


>>692851630
SUp chara?

>>692851451
Hi Akiko!

>>692848588
What up shiro?
>>692848536

Sup maki?
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>>692852224
KuriKuri is the realest of niggas

>>692852260
kek
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>>692853168
Not as cute karen
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>>692851451
I've eaten rabbit, crickets, frog legs, crocodile, squid, a soup of chicken hearts, and cow tongue.
Some are not all that strange, but it's was good.
I think I eaten some other usual things but it doesn't cross my mind right now.
>>692851630
Some people are like that where I work, it's kinda annoying I tell them I come to work to work not to see females.

The experience I had with one is, I was at Wally World. There was this guy that I assumed was following me, he kept talking to himself and touching random products. I wasn't afraid at all, just a little anxious if he tries something. It happened like for 20 mins and he just acted normal and walked out the store.
When I mean normal he walked like a sane person, and greeted some people with hellos.
I stood there and was like,"What the hell?"
>>692853168
Hello Shinonuma!
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>>692853488
i hate you:p
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>>692849305
Kek. To a certain degree. Moved back up to 55 so I'm contempt with the rank for now.

>>692853168
Not much, just got done with another competitive match. Need another break. Sounds like a good time man.

>>692853526
>Frog Legs
Those are surprisingly good.
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>>692848003
Oh fuck that. I don't know if anyone remembers the story I told the other night but I had a preggers scare the other day. Was thinking of ways to get away with murder
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>>692853418
You know it <3
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>>692853812
You're gonna kill your baby v_v
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I wanna go see a FUCKING MOVIE i heard fuckin independence day was fagget tho.
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>>692853168
Sup Shino?
Nothing up here. Just getting ready for bed

>>692853526
Oh geez, sounds strange. But then again, I also talk to myself and I'm a person you just like... most of the time.

Oh, and I got two obvious trans customers. Walking in with handbag, womens clothes, make up, red lipstick. I greet them and ask if I can help them.
Orders some bagels and it was a males voice. I handed them the bag in which I put the bagels and when they turned around I looked closely... and yes, there it was! The adams apple!

But... working in retail just shows how normal they are after all. They don't act strange or out of line at all or how the TV would picture them sometimes.
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>>692852788
It's very recent. Less than a year old

>>692853418
:^)

>>692853773
Are you playing competitively?
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>>692854051
Yep. Do you have a spare clothes hanger?
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>>692854158
Well sleep tight chara.

>>692853773
Yeah dude sounds fun

Maki is so bae that pic is nice of her.
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>>692854185
Never
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>>692852486
>what's the most unconventional thing that you ate
Human flesh, though only once. To those who have been following me all day, yes I have been baiting this out
I'm not picky at all and I've eaten lots of things lots of people would consider repulsive. I'm also an entomophage and a shark eater
>inb4 special snowflake
I've merely indulged in everything I could get my hands on
>Baked Alaska, a Chinese ice cream with alcohol that is served on fire.
That sounds awesome. Was it good? Where did you get it?

>>692853133
>Your waifu is a cutie
Aye, that she is. Yours a cute too. I can see we share a good taste
I think I can get on my way with what you've given me
Thank you from the soil of my heart as we say here

>>692853168
Greetings Shino

>>692853526
>a soup of chicken hearts
I just gotta try that. All the rest has already been done by moi
Rabbit is everyday stuff here, not sure how it is where you are
I've eaten crocodile before, it was very fatty meat I did like
You an entomophage?
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greetings shitheads.
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>>692854452
Hi Bud how you doing?
>>692854473
Sup Turd master
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>>692854473
Sup chicken fucker?

Anyone get a chance to play OW competitive?

>posting lowest res pic I have
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>>692854452
I want to eat human flesh but no one lets me suck them off :(
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>>692854658
My guy maki has been playing it and akiko thinks its dumb as fuck
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A very very very late attempt!

Also, poor Iceland

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
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>>692854746
Yeah. It sucks. I always jave 15k+ heals and carrer avg revives as mercy is 12. Finished my placement matches and got rank 51
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>>692854452

>Human flesh, though only once.

Desire to know more intensifys
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>>692854853
I steal trips guy
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>>692854853
A poor attempt this eve
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I've been playing these a lot for no particular reason.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWiF6JC5Rc

>>692854853
It was still worth the try.
Never give up.
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>>692854950
You wouldn't dare
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>>692852788
I could do worse.
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>>692853956
My hero~

>>692854185
',:^)

>>692854853
One day, friend... One cay..
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>>692855065
Try me
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>>692854452
I've eaten shark before, it's really good.
>Human flesh
What the actual fuck. Story?
>Baked Alaska
Really good. I ate it on a random Chinese restaurant that got closed 1 month later because the food and health authority closed it after finding repulsive conditions in their kitchen and unidentifiable meat in their fridge. It was really good and the best tasting Chinese food I ate was in that restaurant.
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>>692855198
>broken English
Don't mind it, I'm tired.
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>>692854853
Iceland had a good run. Whats going on?
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>>692855175
>Skeletor
>Our Lord who owns waifu
>reads filename
You are not skeletor.
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TRIPS GET! LEWDDDDS FOR ALL
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>>692854185
Yeah I'm trying to join a eSports team :^)

Yesterday that's all I did. Played a few today, went somewhat well. You up to anything?

>>692854323
You have the right idea. A real beauty.

>>692854853
Not even close Trips Guy. Your time will come.
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>>692855368
oh aren't I
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>>692854185
I can get behind it.

>>692855068
Please don't.

>>692854452
>human flesh
If this is the leg story, It's impressive and I like you.

>>692855198
>repulsive conditions in their kitchen and unidentifiable meat in their fridge

sounds like a normal mcdonalds
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>>692855606
Yeah, fuck off Papyrus
Your brother's dead and I'll kill you too
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>>692855623
>>692855198
>>692854452

Im sitting here i need to go cook dinner waiting to hear this fuckin eating a person story.

Plz deliver

some of us have shit to do
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>>692855768
I'd love to see you try
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>>692854452
I wish you the best of luck on your searches, my friend.

>>692854853
One day... one day we will all lose our waifus. *shivers*
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>>692855623
I do also have a Samus Varia Figma and a color your own Portal turret. And now an Italica Rory patch.
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>>692854853
Not even close this time, but next time you'll get it for sure
Don't stop believing trips guy

Also did your friend get his pc fixed yesterday?

>>692854591
I've been thinking a lot. A conversation me and mizore had recently has brought back some supressed memories, and I feel like I shouldn't let it influence me too much but the curiosity bites. Otherwise I'm doing good. I've been playing overwatch vs AI on highest difficulty so that I might improve myself and become worthy once more to join my friends


>>692854933
>>692855919
When i was younger I ate a piece of a kid's leg
He fell from a tree and impaled his leg on a metal fence, I didn't hurt him
It was a good chunk of flesh, tasted like raw beef but more metallic. The kid now has a limp
Not gonna type much to avoid people who already read it three times from getting butthurt


>>692855198
Shark is strange in texture but pretty delicious. Was it grilled shark?
>Story?
See above.
I had completely forgotten about it because taboos and shit but a conversation with Mizore has gotten me thinking about it again
>repulsive conditions
>unidentifiable meat
>best tasting Chinese food
Sounds like the communal kitchen back at my place

>>692855623
It is the leg story
>It's impressive and I like you.
How and why?

>>692855954
Thank you. If I find lots of good stuff I'll be sure to make you a tribute
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>>692855930
What are gonna do? Kill me?

>Jokes aside, I'm going to bed now
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>>692855954
>
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I'm really in the mood to masturbate, post cute pics please :3
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>>692856224
Ok how big of a peice are we talking here?


also Nice wall of replys "karen"


This girl i dated when she was young she used to let this boy cut her on the bus on her leg. He would make diffrent things to cut her with and bring them on the bus. Kinda fucked up and your story for some reason reminds me of that.
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>>692856375
yeah you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

>>692855954
>implying
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We already have
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>>692853773
They are!
Was surprised on how soft they were, and chicken like taste.
It's was at a buffet.
>>692854158
> I also talk to myself
I do that too. It's nothing wrong with doing that. And sometimes I get lost in thought and people snap me out of it.

Adams apple and cheek bones are ways to tell.
I guess with the influx of people you just sort get used to it.

My cousin told me a story about a guy that went into the bathroom and completely destroyed a stall, I mean it was covered in waste.....
>>692854452
It's very good and a bit chewy.

There's many types of food I'm willing to try, bugs are a go, just as long as they're aren't alive.
The one I want to try are honeycombs that are picked right out of a hive then baked under a stove and dragonflies.
How about yourself?
>>692856675
I wasn't there so I'm not in bond with Skeletor.
Feels good.
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>>692856918
you say that, but you're mine
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>>692856224
>Story?
kek, would you eat it again if you had another chance like that?
>Was it grilled shark?
I don't know, it was shark fin soup, another Chinese dish.
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>>692855112
Let's hope
Also 1 off
A fine attempt me lad

>>692855175
Oh wait, you're the rogue who got sexts and claimed every waifu, yes?

>>692855360
That they did, happy they got so far at least.
Nothing much going on to be honest, gonna listen to some tunes and doodle before going to bed.

How's yourself doing?

>>692855386
I admire the attempt
Next time me lad

>>692855575
>>692855954
Let us hope so

>>692856224
As always, encouragement is well loved my m good man. Couldn't go much further without it.

Also yeh, his pc was fine in the end. Can't fathom how the game keeps fucking up his computer though, it's fairly better than my own yet I can run it smoothly enough.

How're ye anyway?

>>692856476
The pain is still strong from this memory...
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>>692856224
Because most people wouldn't have done that.
>and I secretly want to try human meat.

I wonder what it tastes like cooked.

>>692856173
The rory patch is fine.

Atleast you dont have any MLP or sonic things.

>>692855919
>some of us have shit to do.

You don't have to lie.
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>>692857193
>>692856675
damn right i did
even if you can claim all waifu's you can't claim me without six same numbers
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>>692857327
quiet you
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>>692857193
Well, I did talk about it last night, but I lost my dog of 13 years last night.
>>692857327
I dont have MLP, Sonic or most other cringe.
>Teemo hat was specifically to troll
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>>692857193
Thanks lad
Hope you're doing fine
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>>692854402
The other kurumi is a nicer one

>>692855112
() ()
(. .)

>>692855575
How's the pay?

Heading to relatives for grilling

>>692855623
Cause shinoa a best

Sorry for late replies
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>>692857706
That just means they're weak
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>>692857706
>bun is always watching
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>>692857706
Noticed

I need an anime to watch
Which /waifu/s anime should i watch
Even though ive probably already seen it
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>>692857041
No....
I banish thy to the pits of Hades.
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>>692856918
You were surprised too eh? Thought they might of been a tad bit crunchy honestly. Yep, very similar to chicken, the breading helped that aspect. That's where I had them too. My father came back with a plate and said "Eat it". Had no idea what they were. Have you had them since?

>>692857193
It will happen, gets are very prone here. As promised I continued to listen to Emancipator. You were right, he is very hit or miss for some people. Wasn't a bad experience but it's not something I would frequent.

>>692857706
No idea. I'd guess they'd get payed per match along with the sponsors of course. Some live very lavishly so it has to be pretty damn good.

Nice, but uh isn't it a day early?
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>>692857994
you have no power here
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>>692856617
> how big of a peice are we talking here?
About a mouthful for a child of around 10-11 years old
>Nice wall of replys "karen"
>implying Karen is the only one who's a social butterfly around here
You seen Shinoa? Homura? Galko? You should've seen hand-kun
>This girl i dated when she was young she used to let this boy cut her on the bus on her leg
So you dated a masochist? I wouldn't mind, but blood gets everything so messy

>>692857159
>would you eat it again if you had another chance like that?
I wouldn't hesitate. That's what I've been thinking over. I think I might have a mental issue here
>it was shark fin soup
Shark fin soup is pretty good shit but most of it is synthesized like tofu
Still tastes great
My grilled shark was cut straight from its gut. Some fishermen had caught two white tipped reefs and jammed a meat hook into their skull, gutted them and grilled pieces of it

>>692857193
You will always have my support trips guy
>his pc was fine in the end
Ah, that's good to hear my man
>How're ye anyway?
Confused, and a bit tired. I might go to sleep soon. Clear my head

>>692857327
>Because most people wouldn't have done that.
I'm deviant. And that's just what I'm so worried about
>I wonder what it tastes like cooked.
Like beef I suppose?
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Back.
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>>692858162
Dis you go for a run
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>>692858354
I went to the grocery store. My run is pretty late at night. How are you doing today Moka?
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>>692857854
But she had a fun time. 10/10 would hang out with

>>692857889
Always!

>>692857986
Fuck!
Seem owari no seraph? Penny and mugen got hooked on the first ep

>>692858016
That's the life we all want. Gaming and get payed

It is but I think some family memeber had some business trip tomorrow or so

>>692858162
Yo

>shinoa
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>>692858614
Yo, what you up to man?
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>>692858459
Got off a 10hr shift earlier
Need an anime to watch but dont kow what
Was hoping fellow /waifu/s would help me decide
>>692858614
>already seen it
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>>692858016
No, due to it being far away, and I don't have time as well. I saw it and said," when will I have a chance to try these again?"
Worth it. I'm the type to give any food a try.
>>692858093
You'll see Skeletor.
>>692858132
If you missed it. >>692856918
>>692858162
Ay you're back!
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>>692857442
I'm just calling it how i see it~

>>692857540
Atleast if the hat is just to troll.

>>692858132
Why would you be worried about it?

>like beef
I mean burnt human smells like steak, cant imagine it tastes much different
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>>692858878
Non Non Biyori is a masterpiece, at least in my book. Usagi Drop is also pretty damn good.
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>>692859114
Oh, and Ping Pong The Animation is great.

~Shiro
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>>692859114
Watched the first season of mon non but didnt think it was that great
Nothing really happened in it
Best part is when renge introduces the tanooki
Dont really want to watch isagi dropped
>>692859350
Eeewwww sports animes
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>>692857382
Feck
You are a man of impressive ability then

Claiming ye is not my priority though, it's only every waifu except a select few I'm after.

However with that said, you having claim over all of them already does make my presence pretty void in these threads now...

>>692857540
Ah shite, was not aware if that.
Sincerely sorry to hear that man. As dog lover meself and with losing my own 12 year old dog a few years back, I can imagine to an extent how ye feel.

Again, really sorry to hear dude.

>>692857625
Likewise dude

>>692858016
Ah well I guess that's no surprise.
As I said, most of the people who I introduce his works to don't really like him.

Plenty of other stuff out there to explore though I guess.

Hooked on Honest from Neighbourhood at the current moment. Keep finding awesome tunes from em.

>>692858132
Ah fair then
Sleep probably would be the best solution I guess. Reminds me to try get an early night meself.
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>>692859942
>>692859942
>>692859942
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