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Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtoZ78PTiY
Best type moon claimed.
>>692785117
>probably one of the reasons my nightmares stay consistent
Probably why, dreams are weird like that. I've never had a dream based off something I've created before though.
>>692785625
>felt this weird mix of satisfaction and guilt
I always get really hyped whenever i kill someone in a dream. The more innocent the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fgvaQz9uwA
claimed
>>692785877
Ah, fuck. Outbaked
>>692784889
Not for a time. If I move out, I wont have time for a pupper.
>>692784925
He died before he could feel all the pain. We caught it as it was starting.
>>692784940
He passed in peace, but it was only me in the room.
>>692785292
I dont mourn his death. I celebrate his life. I will be sad for a few days, but I will recover and refuse to mourn him in time.
RIP Jack the labrador. March 2003 - July 2016.
Yo
>>692785932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY1fEfJ5IYs
Hitagi Senjougahara claimed
>>692785948
I feel you, there's a lot of cute Homus out there but pics with her blushing / pouting alone aren't common. Good thing her art is endless so I will always run into one or two like that.
>>692786130
discount azusa
Best snek claimed.
>Nani sore edition
>>692785989
My creations don't exist in my dreams, I just try to make things that are equally as terrifying.
I feel like my nightmares are so scary because there hasn't been confrontation in over 2 years of having simmilar dreams.
I see things, but they never come closer to me.
The one time that one of them got almost close enough that i could make out more details on it, i woke up with a feeling of dread and in a cold sweat.
>>692785187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E-pBUxGdxs
>>692785625
Horrifying. I hated it.
>>692786241
>Good thing her art is endless so I will always run into one or two like that.
>20K pics on Gelbooru
A little jelly, hell there's more Zuihou than Shiki.
I guess i'm off for the night. Might post sometime in the early morning. i dunno. bye guys
>>692787023
Goodnight.
~Shiro
![Kirino [63].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHxDb4s.jpg "Kirino [63].jpg")
>>692787023
Good night.
>>692786438
If it makes you feel better half of those are terrible MadoHomu lewd pics.
>>692785932
And there goes Current 93 discography.
>>692787240
>half of those are terrible MadoHomu lewd pics.
Believe me I know
>>692787240
>terrible mado homu lewd pics
>implying they're terrible
>>692787240
You are going to download it?
Im gonna go to bed. Goodnifht /waifu/, and thank you for the kind words and good wishes
>>692787457
I download most studio albums and few other releases, if not all of them from artists that I think it's worth remembering they exist.
Current 93 is entirely worth downloading but with a big discography like that I won't get it all. At least for now.
>might need your help picking the best albums to start with
>>692787452
Some are great, most look like they were drawn by autists with fetishes.
>>692787309
O.
>>692787977
Good night Rory.
>H
>>692787977
Goodnight, Rory. Was nice seeing you again even though the circumstances weren't the best.
Sleep warm and well.
>>692787977
Goodnight.
>>692787977
Goodnight rory.
>>692788036
Oh like the ones with massive tits and anal gape.
>>692788036
/u/?
>>692788036
>might need your help picking the best albums to start with
All the pretty little horses first, if you want more folk you should go for Thunder perfect mind, if you want some industrial, go for Dogs Blood Rising ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U2Ij3GDIWY&index=2 ), then obviously Swastikas for Goddy. From there on, it doesn't really matter.
>>692787977
Stay sterk and good night
>>692788149
For example. I don't really like seeing pics where Homu is getting humiliated by Madoka or something like that either.
>>692788156
Why not, been a while since we did this. This reaction tho.
>>692788446
Thanks, I will keep that chart in mind.
>>692788917
I'm not into humiliation.
But I am into some weird things.
Only if they're done to me though
Is Yui in the thread?
>>692789411
I am here, Akiko.
But, you are a faggot and I hate you.
End your life.
>>692789573
>speech patterns
>filename
No.
>>692788917
I have mixed feelings on domination and humiliation, it's a very fine line for being incredibly hot or just bonerkilling.
![Kirino [502].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/13TFRGL.jpg "Kirino [502].jpg")
I should get an early night for once.
>>692789865
>>>/discord/
Full Priced Shino here
>>692790191
also known as discount karen
>>692790269
KEKEKEKEK
>>692788068
Is this who I think it is?
>>692789773
Specially when it involves little girls.
>>692789268
Pretty much the same for me.
>>692788917
no problem
Claiming sailor mercury
>I just love nerdy grills
Man fuck my exgf. Bitch blocked me for no reason and all of a sudden on blocked me for i dunno why.
Just updates on her profile of How much she loves her new bf. 7 years and i never got that. But whatever i have solitude to comfort me now and anime.
>>692791129
Calm down, Karen.
You are a kind human being.
Too bat that doesn't get you ANYTHING AT all.
>>692791321
I miss her but i dont miss her borderline personality crazy shit.
One of those things like i stand back looking at the whole relationship and wonder "what did i even do to you that was SOOO BAD"
Just blows my mind. I was never good enough always had to prove i was worth her time. For 7 years strait.
I hope she chokes to be honest
>>692790855
>Is this who I think it is?
Yes it is
>Specially when it involves little girls.
That just makes it all better~.
>>692791566
Don't worry about it.
You will never be good enough for anyone.
>>692791566
You care about her too much, even though she's your ex.
>>692791731
>>692791687
>>692791321
All me, by the way.
Oh man, that last match. I messed that ARP Kongo up.
>>692791824
False.
>>692791904
I also love replying to my own post, I'm a bit autistic.
>>692791566
You're better off alone anyway. All you need are some friends.
I've stopped looking for a partner
My waifu does it for me
@692792008
That I am.
One more month, Cap..
>>692792204
Wow juri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEY THERE
YOU FUCKING AUTIST
GO BACK TO LURKING
>>692792375
this
>>692792474
Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>692792375
>>692792474
nice samefag
>>692792961
right
>>692792961
You are wrong, though.
>>692793063
>2016.5
>uploading (You)'s as proof
>tfw summer is in full swing
>edgy anons lelele xD
>>692793257
>uploaded 4 seconds after
nice
because i'd have time to inspect element or edit in 4 seconds
>>692793424
>>692793570
Stop.
>>692793570
>hurr durr i cant prove them wrong so they must be shitposting
You're fucking retarded
>>692793648
Fine.
>>692793857
Ayyyyyyyy!
>Makoto
>>692794022
spread boipussi
>>692793939
@692793687
>implying you aren't a degenerate piece of shit
>too many pussies who can't even post a waifu
Literally kill yourself.
>>692794388
shut the fuck up shiro
you know you are retarded
>>692794022
Have you embraced the light of AP rounds?
>>692794388
Wasn't implying anything you fucking imbecile.
Maybe brush up on some comprehension skills and then come back and talk to me.
>>too many pussies who can't even post a waifu
What.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>692794623
>>>too many pussies who can't even post a waifu
He is trying to say that you are afraid to show your identity, my beloved shitposter
>>692794792
hi syndra lol hows GOINFA SASD AS
>>692794571
Yep. Switching between them for Destroyers is a pain, so I've just been hoping others can deal with them before I have to. Others, AP all day everyday!
>Only about 12k Research Points from Bongo
What exactly is the upgrade from full mod Myogi to stock Bongo?
>>692795032
post boipussi or leave
>>692790855
>especially when it involves little girls
I'm into that
>>692794799
Well if he asked nicely, and wasn't such a cunt about it, I might have considered it.
@692794623
or maybe you're a faggot loser who's not even worth the oxygen he takes in
Cry over your dead girlfriend more.
>>692795231
SHIRO
YOU ARE CRINGE
SHUT UP
>>692795231
>faggot loser
Is this your first time on /b/ s-s-s-enpai?
>>692795032
More guns and especially attractive is having another turret as the bow, range is a bit lower but quickly fished and also much faster. Kongou is a really good ship.
It doesn't matter
>>692795555
you nigger
those repeating digits do
>claiming yume
>>692795411
Fixed*
>>692795411
I assume at the first gun turret upgrade it fixes that range problem?
>I was fucking astounded at 18-19km range on Myogi
>20km+ with plane out
My friend was shitting a rage brick hearing that range.
@692795341
keep guessing troglodyte
@692795399
>i can't think of anything to say so i'm going to post ironically
>>692795742
SPREAD PUSSI
>>692795847
>@
Okay, just so you know, you're fucking cringe.
>>692795847
No I'm being serious who the fuck uses faggot loser on /b/.
>>i can't think of anything to say so i'm going to post ironically
You're doing the exact same thing.
>>692795742
It won't get up to full range until you get the final hull, at which point you'll have 21km range before deploying plane
>>692795742
What game is that?
>>692796002
>21km
>BEFORE plane
That sounds so fucking retarded, I love it.
Also, do more maps become available at higher tiers? Seeing the same 2-3 maps every game is getting.... a tad bland.
>>692796123
World of Warships.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little.
>>692796236
pastatier
>>692796205
Mmm, doesn't seem my style of game.
Looked a little more interesting than it turned out to be
thanks anyway anon.
>>692796205
Yeah you do, I recall already getting a couple of new maps around IV and V and you keep getting new ones in the higher tiers, partially to deal with the range difference, Myogi can already shoot across the map so maps become larger.
@692795939
Okay, just so you know, you should fucking kill yourself.
@692796001
Babbu must be upset because mommy didn't renew his WoW subscription.
For the last 2 or 3 days all that I've been doing is reading Oyasume Punpun, I'm fucking depressed now. Asano Inio is a fucking genius. And my feels couldn't be more hurt than this.
Even when I broke up with my gf I wasn't that sad and depressed
>>692796501
Sure thing.
>>692796512
Sweet. I got bitched out a couple times for sitting at one checkpoint and taking shots from across the map rather than moving closer, despite the fact I was getting some solid hits in.
>>692796776
Yeah people can be retarded sometimes, just call it hanging back and protecting it/your cvs.
>>692796290
Sorry.
Silence is... Deafening.
It's what causes us to hold our hands to our heads and ask the world, 'why me'. It makes us wonder where are our friends, our families and whoever else may come mind, when surrounded by the claustrophobic sensation of soundlessness. Even our bodies themselves try negate this depressive feeling, by the ringing of ever present tinnitus, a sound of noise long passed, a ghost.
Some even resort to talking to themselves, so long as something fills this void...
...But the void claims all who've strayed too close.
>>692786132
>>692786241
>>692791731
>>692792204
>>692795555
>>692796776
Thats what I like to see
>>692797052
Yume?
>>692797052
>>692797178
silly me missing pic
>>692797362
Me too, thanks.
Routine is safety in numbers. The more you do something, the lower the chance that something will go wrong.
It's simple probability, really.
But.
What if you fail early on? Your chance to fail is significantly higher. You'll never try again.
Maybe that's why we've all ended up here, the basement of the internet. It's a shame, really.
>>692796776
How have you been this morning?
>>692796930
>people are retarded sometimes
>sometimes
zozzle
>>692796930
What's a CVS? I wasn't aware there was a pharmacy on the map!
>But really, I assume that means Carriers?
>>692797511
Well, field manager called to tell me I need to stay an extra 4 hours. But it's $60 for 4 more hours of ships, music, and general bumfuckery. So not too bad.
>>692797052
>>692797417
>
>>692797811
Yeah, I'm not sure what the proper plural for CV is.
I've been asked, "what do you do all day."
I couldn't answer, so I gave an ironic statement.
This concept of multiple layers of irony confuses me, yet I manage to pull it off without thinking, and it's quite scary. You disguse the fact that you're in the shit by joking about joking about being in the shit. But really, you aren't disguising anything at all, you're just annoying people until they leave you alone. Everyone's doing it.
You can't tell if anyone's serious anymore.
What's up with the @ guy? Someone please teach him to use the >>
>>692797910
Hi!
Howdy ?
>>692797811
thats a great pic I like you
>>692797417
Have another
>>692797902
I just don't really know the meanings of any acronyms outside of BBs.
>>692798026
I figured you'd like it.
>>692797972
>>692797431
>>692797042
>>692796236
I'm done shitposting.
'Night.
>>692798149
Dem thighs.
>>692798223
BB = Battleship
CV = Carrier
DD = Destroyer
CL = Light cruiser
CA = Heavy cruiser
>>692797811
Field manager?
what do you do for work?
>>692798009
Just someone violently shitposting and trying to act 2edgy5everyone
>>692798149
legz.
>>692798535
'cause this thread isn't complete without a shitposter.
>>692798149
To cute for me
>>692798395
Ohhh, ya. I need to get these memorized.
>I have been shipping for the last 7 hours straight
I think it's time for a break...
>>692798535
Security. The dickweed that works the weekend shift after me called out.... again.
my waifu is this single picture. the artist didnt make more of her.
>>692798920
How can you call her your waifu when the only thing you have from her is a sample?
>>692798920
>waifu is a single picture
>sample
>its lewd
pathetic.
>>692798849
Armed? or are you just a glorified camera
>>692798746
Nothing is complete without a shitposter
>late claim
Goodnight.
>>692799506
Night Shiro, assuming this isn't the shitposter.
>>692799117
So cute ٩(๑´3｀๑)۶
>>692799341
Life.
>>692799368
Hi
>>692799506
12:10 PM here. It as been quite some time since the last time I saw ya. Howdy ?
>>692799341
>Glorified camera
I hardly am even that. I only go patrolling if someone's making a fuss outside, otherwise I'm literally paid to play games.
>So unarmed
>>692799368
Hey Drunken Amatsu.
>>692799506
Night Shiro.
>>692798357
>>692798535
>>692798746
Yes, some fine legs indeed
Akiko has some really amazing thighs
>>692798920
>the artist didnt make more of her.
That's a shame
>>692799368
Discount Megumin
>>692798920
I've saved enough to know that it's not the only pic
*Clever way to claim Blair the Cat*
Good morning /Waifu/.
>>692799368
89 cent megumeme
>>692799855
Kyouko.
>>692798149
Juciy thighs
>>692798223
well I like all legs
and if you put them in stockings its even better
>>692798535
you know your waifu has also pretty decent legs
>>692798849
>>692799662
>>692799726
>>692799913
mroe things to like
>>692799662
Hello there, how are you?
>>692799722
Hey Tsun
I'm not drunk anymore, just woke up~
Thought you'd be asleep by now
>>692799726
>REEEEEEE EEEWWWWW
Peaches
>>692799846
Crazy maid person
>>692799726
I do love tights and panty-hoses. Cute as hell.
>>692799855
Hi!
How has my cute little thing been ?
>>692799948
>
>>692799966
I'm fine and ya ?
>when you do a 30k broadside on a New York
>>692799722
>unarmed
They probably also tell you not to confront anyone and to simply call the cops
You'd actually probably get fired if you confronted anyone huh.
>>692799726
Legs are best
>>692799662
My life is full of shitposters
>>692799966
>not drunk anymore
why, start drinking again.
I am
>>692799855
>>692799913
Homu.
>>692800142
Hello there, I'm doing good, you?
>>692800495
>
>>692800445
I'd say that my life is a shitpost
G'day cunnys. Sorry I was gone for so long, I was in a RO2 match that lasted from 6:00pm too 1:30am.
>>692800663
Kyouko. I'm jealous. Or maybe not. I don't know.
>>692800663
With this amount of moe I think I am gonna die
>>692800774
Well at least yer back. HI! Howdy?
Am I a gigolo too much?
>>692799948
Legs are truly a gift from the gods.
>I wonder how you'd take to my thighs folder
>>692799966
I normally would be, or at least laying down.
>>692800295
>Mfw I'll have the ability to do that one day
>>692800445
Pretty much, ya. I can confront until it gets dangerous. I've never had that much of a problem though.
>>692800142
Same, just woke up and no signs of hangover
>>692800445
I got work in 2 hours, unfortunately
>>692800903
Fair enough
>I wonder how you'd take to my thighs folder
Post it!
I'm a huge thigh lover~
>>692799948
I know exactly what Yume likes
>>692799966
Nice digits Amatsu
How are you?
>>692800142
Pantyhoses are fine, but zettai ryouiki is the shit
>>692800445
Can't disagree
Kallen claimed
>>692800779
Why tho.
>>692801255
>I know exactly what Yume likes
Dicks pierced by screws?
>so bored that Im posting on /b/
>>692801326
>>692800682
Isn't everyones
>>692800903
I just don't understand the point of unarmed security.
But I'd rather not have 50+ paul blarts with glock 14s either.
>>692801152
So? Drink before you go to work like a normal functioning alcoholic.
>>692801255
How could anyone disagree
>>692801265
Good claim bad picture.
>>692801311
I could be cryptic about it here for a while but I guess it's better to go straight for it somewhere private.
wish I had more good pictures of her
>>692800903
I wanna see this folder
>>692801152
That's good. I'm no good with hangovers. But i can fake it pretty well
>>692801255
Couldn't agree more.
>>692801544
I dunno. Maybe not. But I'm not that curious tho
>>692801632
Why is that everyone in those Shoujo look the same? I mean, independent of the manga, the character have the same fucking face
>>692801255
Same to you
I'm fine, just woke not too long ago
Yourself?
>>692801544
Topkek
Not at that stage of alcoholism yet
>>692801874
At least you can fake it well
If I do get one, everyone knows
Trips get
>>692801396
No can
>>692801994
Fail
>>692801152
Haha, I should put the folders together sometime. It's split between my laptop and desktop.
>>692801544
>Paul Blart with guns
10/10, would watch.
And I don't much get the point of it either, but it's an easy job I have till I can get to school, so I won't complain about it.
>>692801874
Okay, I feel the need to say that this is a mostly 3D folder.
>>692801874
Guess it's easier to imagine oneself as the protagonist, after all they were made for girls.
But that's what I love no over sexualised pink haired *** girl, they're normal they could be real.
>>692800142
>>692800903
>>692801255
>>692801544
>>692802168
Legs are great the best part of the waifu
>>692801311
Yes
Also legoflegenz when?
>>692801544
I'm not sure but you see all kinds of crazy people around here
>>692801874
I wish there was some ZR of Akiko. Usually she wears a pantyhose or no socks at all
Your waifu pulls it off very well
>>692801987
I've been up for 6 hours now but nothing has happened. I've been working on the K-on ohayou's and playing DD, waiting for Kyouko to finally summon me for a game together
