Celeb fap thread
>yes IRL
>does she have a pretty mouth?
Well... yes, actually. And eyes. And LEGS.
Wait, why was LEGS capitalized? Oh no, and again! Is it because she wore shorts today and I couldn't help but look at her LEGS?
Underrated
>>692776964
>>692776826
I am pretty sure my cousin would do things to Emma Watson.
Selena
Demi
>>692777008
Moar
ill just leave this here
>>692777008
>>692777125
>moar cum? Sure! I'll take it!
>>692777001
>>692777229
we need more naked in stockings
>>692777229
What are you thinking?
>>692777229
>>692777266
>>692777363
>>692777201
who is it?
>>692777403
paige wwe
>>692777041
>>692777393
>>692777339
>>692777287
Oh yeah, that's the category for which I was looking! How about a non-fake that is just her in stockings?
>>692777301
I'm DEFINITELY not thinking that my cousin should be licking off the cum on Emma's face there.
>>692777523
That should be making you hard again!
>>692777523
I wonder what kind of slave Emma would be.
>>692777441
>>692777500
>>692777523
>>692777681
mhmmmm yes!
>>692777624
She's a feminist in public. So she's probably a toilet-whore. A dirty little piss mop..
>>692777624
>>692777599
Dubs are a thing against which are hard to argue.'
However, I'm actually playing the Binding of Isaac while I make up captions for the random pics I post
>>692777772
>>692777751
why lol?
>>692778034
Stop and get it up.
I know you've peered into your cousin's mouth when you got the chance. Does it look wet, warm and inviting? How about her tongue?
>>692778050
>>692777772
Maybe if you'd scored >>692777777
But nah.
>>692776843
>>692778067
>why lol?
huh?
>>692778034
>>692777820
She doesn't seem like a stupid Feminist, with a capital F. She seems like a feminist, who just wants equality.
But maybe she went on crazy stupid rants while my cum was on her face. I don't hardly listen to her at that point.
>>692777087
where's the Demi tribute fappers from a few threads ago?
>>692778363
do you have a big dick? big dicks make feminists shut up
>>692778204
>>692778341
Heck yeah
>>692778451
>>692778363
>>692778128
Honestly, I do think she has a very pretty (read: sexy) mouth. Do Jewesses have a teeth/mouth stereotype?
Really, she has a small-looking face surrounded by long, curly Jew hair.
And she has a tiny frame but she's kinda tall for her family. Her mom is super tall. Taller than her husband, who is the family link.
I can't remember anymore what Emma fakes I have posted.
It's been getting hard to find ones to post.
>>692778653
>>692778348
sshhiiiit she got some epic tits. chloe w/o the nip?
shit taste the thread
>>692778751
>>692778794
you must have the biggest shit taste then
>>692778727
I have so many Emma W fakes. What the shit.
>>692778444
checked. and the best reason to watch sucker punch?
>>692778971
>>692778763
>w/o the nip
Are you from /fit/?
>>692779005
Got any bikini pics from her show?
>>692778999
checked right back. and yes
>>692778763
>chloe w/o the nip?
Chloe without the nip is the real pic. the nip pic >>692777441 is a shoop.
>>692779103
The mermaid one? sheit i forgot about that show, was what I looked forward to seeing when I came home from school, good faps. Sadly no images...yet haha
Where's the Demi fappers...
>>692779087
Who wants some exposition about my cousin for which nobody asked?
And should I greentext it, or just write it like a real human bean?
Fuck me, how drunk am I?
>>692779359
My group might be gone by now
Gotta start with the shitty shoops
>>692779103
>>692778727
Jew hair is the perfect handles for when you're shoving your dick down her thoat
>>692779359
I want it. Just give as much detail as possible
>>692777197
perfect mouth for cock
>>692779087
why would i be from /fit/?
>>692777436
moar
>>692779359
>>692779591
Right? It's usually all curly and ready to just be grabbed.
>>692779662
I will give as much detail as I am willing to give.
Them's the rules.
Emma shoops shall deliver the story
>>692779901
Oh, you want your cousin to physically pleasure you?
>>692780035
you roleplay?
>>692780086
No.
>>692779901
>>692779809
There was some /fit/izen who removed the nips from other posters. For some nondisclozed reason.
>>692779901
ANYWAY so as a very very young kid, I LOVED my cousin. We rarely got to see each other, but each time we met we would play all sorts of games (not that kind) and a grand ol' time.
Pretty sure I told my folks I was gonna marry her. Kids will be kids and all that.
>>692780086
about what?
>>692779705
I agree
Really? The Demi fappers still aren't around? Not even Sara Underwood?
Roseanne Barr Nude
>>692780189
The very same cousin you want to penetrate?
>>692776980
Real?
>>692780189
>>692780032
I dunno yet.
>>692780189
Anyway, back to my story: meetings with that side of the family were pretty rare. Maybe once a year.
When I say I LOVED my cousin I meant it in that a 6-or-so-year-old really loved a person. "We're gonna get married" and all that.
>>692780194
>>692780565
Nice...
>>692779705
>>692780086
i do
got kik?
>>692780777
checkd
>>692780565
Then we started growing up. About 12 or so now
>she was gonna be my wife when I was a kid? Why would I pick her? She's my cousin. And if Asians have sideways vaginas, what the hell do Jewesses (I didn't know that word at the time. Jewesses is a fun word) have?
Captcha was a super-huge dick on that one
>>692780735
they certainly know how to breed skuts
>>692780288
fucking aye were around
>>692780795
who as? tell me who you know best
>>692780981
i'm not complaining ;)
>>692780990
ah beautiful! from the thread a few days ago?
>>692780959
So that was that. The infatuation was over. I went from being in love with her to just really hating that side of the family. Mostly because of her stupid, stupid brother, who once bragged about how he won a debate because he made the other team cry.
That is not how you debate.
Anyway.
>>692780777
>>692781134
no just popped on today tbh
>>692781175
sweet, hopefully the others arrive soon, it gets fun
>>692781147
Gonna hit it IRL?
>>692781147
So the stupid kid love was gone. And wait I just looked at what I just wrote last post, and I didn't HATE that side of the family. I just didn't like being around them much.
Anyway, we're gonna fast forward to like 3 years ago now
>>692780996
i know emma watson, taylor swift and dove pretty well. i can play anyone though
>>692781550
>>692781530
Hold up. Story ain't done.
So, by this point cousin is married. Has a kid. Or two. I don't pay much attention to her anymore; I don't have facebook or anything like that.
But her little sister, who used to be a dancer, mixes herself a drink as I went for a beer.
I went wut
>>692781783
By mixes herself a drink, I mean she mixed herself an alcoholic beverage. So... she's old now. And that was the first time I noticed her legs.
>>692781929
Blast. I forgot to put a picture with the last one. Which is fine, because I found this not fake one! I like dresses.
>>692782097
>>692781929
Anyway, when I first got there, she beelined for me and hugged me. This was before I noticed her getting an alcoholic drink. But I added up in my head later. I am a smart man.
>>692781560
give us a demo...we need to cum
Swifty perhaps?
the fuck is going on here
>>692782311
What kinda hug?
>>692782311
Now fast forward another year or so. She walked over to me a few times and talked at me. Her legs were pale.
We joked around a lot. She smiled at me a lot.
Nothing was happening, but I couldn't help but look at her legs. So pale. So juicy.
She hugged me more than other people, tho, looking back.
Oh man...
>>692782673
>>692782588
No grabass or anything. Just a very, very tight hug. I don't have much hair, so I doubt she tried to smell it.
Anyway, so that is the story about how I used to love my cousin, but I masturbated to her younger sister instead
>>692782988
Imagine taking both of them.
>>692782988
that the girl out of dr who?
>>692783071
The older one does have glasses... and that is pretty sexy...
But that would ruin the story kinda
I mean, I had all that buildup about the elder sister just to switch to the younger one
>>692783251
>>692783223
Yes, that is Karen Gillan, who was the Doctor's Companion for a long time.
She gets drunk a lot and one time passed out in a hotel hallway while naked.
>>692783560
i really want that to be true lmao
>>692783251
god yes
>>692781560
bruh
>>692783560
>>692783071
Was it a good story? Fap-worthy?
I mean who the Hell knows? There might be more to come. I don't plan on making retard-babies, but the licking cum off of Emma could happen.
Underrated
>>692783251
Honestly, how would you fuck her?
>>692781560
What's your kik bruh
>>692783784
I've been edging for quite a while penultimateanon, so yes.
i need more pics with heels like this
>>692783784
>>692783698
So... you want a story about both of them?
That will be hard. The older Jewess is married and has two kids.
>>692783694
That is absolutely true. Karen got totally wasted and didn't know which room was hers, and some lucky feller came upon her.
By came upon her I mean he found her and then called security, and she was quickly removed back to her room.
I'm having trouble reading things now. I think nI am just about wasted.
>>692784138
da fuck, he didnt take a few pics lol?
>>692784138
>>692783946
>>692784013
Fuck which one? The younger one that I just masturbated to an hour ago?
Or the older one with glasses?
Maybe we should wait for a sequel, anons. I'm pretty sleepy
>>692784228
You don't fuck with celebs. Especially when they are semi-conscious. They have very good lawyers. Rape.
>>692783958
jaymanheim
>>692784138
>>692784632
I dont think taking pics counts as rape. But taking a video on your phone while "accidentally catching all the good stuff ;)" to cover your self of any accusations is fine
>>692784138
I hope y'all won't be sticklers about random details next time I make up a story.
>>692784878
forgot pic
>>692784878
But if he released those pics or videos, her lawyers would definitely try to file charges. Not rape. But that's what I was saying. The guy couldn't release whatever pics or vids he took of her sexy pale legs
>>692785139
would totally be worth it xD
>>692785247
There are very few legs for which I would go to prison. Maybe Karen's.
Probably Best Emma's.
Not either of my cousins'.
Oh look, another fake.
boring thread...no fapping had...
>>692785453
>>692785461
Next time you can talk about YOUR cousins
>>692785659
nothing against you anon, your story was very captivating, given any other day I probably would've fapped to it. I just came here for something else however. Besides, you wouldn't like my cousins.
>>692785453
is there any legit pics of her?
>>692785234
Not yet
>>692785952
>>692786011
fake, Marina's tidders are real
>>692785659
>>692785807
Maybe we can find something for you next time.
>>692785822
Legit as in actual cum on her face? Negative.
>>692785870
What the fuck do you want from me?
Want my Jewish aunt who is in no way blood related to me?
>>692786321
G'nite, everybody
>>692786855
>>692786321
nah just tits or nip slip
>>692787754
oh hello!
>>692787470
I've got a VJuice folder. No nips or vag or anything. But you're gonna get it.
>>692787803
you trying to cum
>>692787968
I mean, I wasn't planning on it, but those legs made me begin to change my mind. Why you ask friend?
>>692778363
The difference between feminists and US femnists is vast.
Fenimism is borne from a time of inequality, and they just want that, equality.
US feminism is about hating men, fat acceptance and everything is rape.
Learn the difference.
>>692787881
>>692788111
I'm trying to
>>692788422
god damn she looks like a lass from my work..
now I'm trying too, that ass makes me diamonds
>>692788416
>>692788422
you want to help?
>>692788910
yes
>>692789037
daaamn those curves. Demi would make a great mistress!
Okay, how do you want to help me cum?
>>692788179
why do fake it?
>>692788703
>>692789193
let's just talk about what we would do to demi. I'd love to do a creampie gangbang with her. also this pic makes me extra hard so I hope it does for you too :)
>>692789394
oh yes it surely does, that bit of moisture clinging to her skin mmmpf
I'd love to dominate her in a gangbang, fill her holes till I creampie her ass
Do I begin fapping now?
>>692789556
start gettinf your cock hard for me. sounds hot. I want us to both creampie her but I want to go last.
>>692777201
Great find, anon! I searched through her instagram acct, she had this phone case in 2014.
>>692789732
Yes sir! It is getting very hard right now, Demi made sure of that. Sounds very hot indeed, you may go last if you wish, why is that? Which hole would you creampie?
>>692789957
pussy. topping off everyone else's cum after they creampie her just sounds hot to me
>>692790169
Oh for sure! Last to leave a mark, your mark. Very hot, I'm jealous I'll have to before, but hey, the idea of a bunch of us filling her up is so hot, makes me rock hard! mmpf! Now what?
>>692790314
now we rub our hard cocks.
>>692790169
Daamn hot
>>692790551
sure, Im imaging her on all fours, spreading her tight asshole as my hard cock drips precum into as I press against her. Im stroking nice and slow for you
>>692790670
you want to be in on the action too
>>692790693
amazing. as to you are about to fuck her tight ass she is gagging on my thick cock.
>>692790821
Yeah you dirty boys wanna fuck me hard don't you?
any dancer feet?
>>692790821
Mmm a dirty spit roast I love it! I can hear her moans and wet gagging sounds as you slides up and down your thick cock...My throbbing member squeezed between her asscheeks as I squirt some oil over her thick ass and rub it over making it all slippery and shiny before I begin to push the head into her tight waiting backdoor, I hear a deep moan as she feels me enter her...
(God, precum is beginning to ooze! I dont even have anything near me to clean up with!)
>>692791207
Oh dear god yes! In your perfect lil asshole! mmpf let me taste it
>>692791291
Ah c'mon then. Fill my fat fucking ass up with your dirty cock!
>>692791609
as you wish! Bend over and spread em! I bet you're so tight!
>>692787881
oooooffttt
>>692791609
mmmm damn.....
I had a fetish for her eyebrows
>>692791691
Mhmm you know i fucking am! I love the feeling of a nice hard cock up my big tight culo makes me feel like the dirty skank that i am. Spank it!
>>692792283
I can smell the ass scented chair and Cheetos
>>692792283
Oh you make me so hard! I bet you love it! Lay across my knee as I spank you hard and watch that ass jiggle! You're a bad girl aren't you?
Makes me so hard! How do you want me to stroke for you!
>>692776980
Wut?
>>692792481
I guess this is a ylyl thread
>>692792481
Oh i been such a bad baaad girl daddy i can't help it! I need a strong man to tame me. Stroke that cock hard for me, i wanna see you spray that nut.
>>692792996
>Spray that nut
>>692792996
Stroking it nice and hard for you baby! Tell me how baaad you've been..
>>692788290
shut the fuck up retard. read his post again. he clearly differentiates the two. you don't need to distinguish things with a goddamn region.
>>692793676
#triggered
>>692778363
>ignore the whole HeForShe "I invite you to be a feminist and do more for women" thing.
Nah bro. She's totes about equality and not perpetuating a gender supremacy movement at all.
bump
>>692794194
its all about the he said she said bullshit
>>692793229
/thread
>>692795296
>>692783560
I keep hearing this naked in a hotel story, but funnily enough, no one ever seems to have pics. Or actual evidence.
>>692796254
>>692796254
>>692796790
>>692797287
Does anyone have the pass to acces this imageboard ? Seems interesting ibchan.com/fappening
>>692777681
Very tasteful, i like it.
>>692777681
Very tasteful, i like it
>>692798444
how do these xrays work? is what there actually like or some representation?
Just in time for Emma's new feminist book "Harry Potter and the Caustic Shrew"
>>692800045
>>692802267
thats crazy and seems almost to good to be true haha
anymore emma
Moar whorish Emma Watson fakes
>>692803989
Please! I love seeing that slut filled with cum
>>692795296
love those tits
>>692804771
>>692805373
i'd love to see her face buried in snatch
>>692791402
>>692792369
Who dis?
>>692797287
name?
>>692806419
>>692805746
Aly Michalka
>>692806656
>>692776980
It's fake. Her tits are not even bouncing. It's the same tits in all the shot.
>>692806311
CAROLINE FLACK
If they're going to fan service us by having a celebrity do a sex scene, focus on the celebrity. I don't wanna see the dude's stupid face.