Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread: >>692742118
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>692751174
Ill try to see if I can get it removed now that Im full license. Or just remove it myself, pretty sure its just a bolt or something I need to tighten / loosen.
Rory-sama claimed
>>692750754
(konata)
lewd :o
roll
>>692751266
(karen)
oh shit you have it :o
nice
![Kirino [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/LKQZmGN.png "Kirino [341].png")
>>692751357
>Women are horrible
>Find a twink
I'm not gay
>American
I'm an Ausfag
>IQ of a stapler
I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
>Getting hit in your ballsack
Maybe you should get good.
I wonder if the OG Konata would have liked me? :0
Heyo
>>692751947
No he wouldn't
Claimed
Gotta go in a bit
Claim
Rosalina will forever be mine
>>692751898
Some things never change.
>>692751849
Inb4 you have to take the whole engine apart
>>692751721
Good luck, no one else has been able to figure me out so far! And yes, I look back and despise me then. I'd rather not have any association with that time.
>>692752041
Sup Mugen.
operator reporting. say hi to me.
>>692751038
Well we replace fuses, relays, pipes, wires, diagnose what is wrong and reinstall the things we can't fix ourselves.
>You can't fix a fried circuit board anyway.
>>692751174
>Riding fast~
>>692751266
I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
>Seriously, we shoot to kill, it will be quick. Unless I miss.
I was like 5 at the time.
>I just remembered that I found a marriage certificate for my mom, and the date said September 11th 2001. I never asked her about it!
>>692752058
But I like you :3
>>692751898
>I'm not gay
According to multiple medically non-certified sources including the Bible. You can choose to be gay. Why haven't you chose this option yet.
>I'm an Ausfag
Fags like Australian accents for some reason. You're doing good so far.
>I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
I knew you were a bottom.
>Maybe you should get good.
Not my fault God's trying to stifle my passage of the gay gene.
>>692752041
Mujen
>>692752249
Hello there
>>692752277
But do I like you? That is the question.
>>692752249
No. Fuck you.
>>692752202
I can still hit 100 mph pretty easily.
>something something about not having a vampire waifu....something something current year...
>>692751947
there was a og konata? :o
roll
>>692752170
forever your trash
>>692752249
bye
>>692752202
>no one else
So there's more here from the alice threads?
>>692752252
Just the way you put it made it sound like you dont do anything at all.
Back from anime expo, I bought a megumin daki, totally worth it.
Rikka claimed
Still claimed.
Birb 2.0
>>692752398
what's up?
>>692752435
rude, did your patch finally cross the sea?
>>692752529
T_T
>>692752202
>Tsun rider? Cute Commander?
How goes it?
>>692752398
Close enough, what up
>>692752249
no
>>692752529
He dead as fuck :(
Before hand died, I talked to him once when I lurked :0
>>692752434
;3
>>692752252
>I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
perfect kek, I'll make sure not to come back as a spooky ghost if it's you
Also don't get hurt please. I thought you were just an ac repairman for the military? Are you to do service?
>>692752202
Ooooh! Makoto has a secret identity!
>>692752167
Hi mami, how was your trip?
>>692752485
So where are you from?
>>692752529
why you got to be mean to my waifu :(
>>692752249
Sup Operator!
>>692752252
[Muffled Eurobeat playing in the distance]
>>692752435
I will soon!
>>692752485
>Something something implying
>>692752567
A few lurk here and there, but I'm the only one that's actively posting as far as I'm aware.
>>692752666
Hey there Satan, how many weeb things did you buy?
>>692752723
>None of the above!
Not bad, trying to decide whether I wanna go play boats, or keep posting. How bout you?
>>692752666
If i was one second faster those would be my Satan trips
>>692752666
why does satan need a megumeme daki?
>>692752757
wow :o
roll
>>692752856
its in the rules to insult other waifus
>>692752473
So where are you from?
>>692752993
i know lol i just cant bring myself to insult someone waifu
>>692752893
Typical
>>692752713
I do have my patch, with a thank you note.
>>692752893
I hit it with 4k revs still to go in sixth. Even limited.
Holy fuck the new Berserk is amazing
>>692752893
$300 dollars worth of weeb shit friend. Enough to last me a while.
>>692752904
Better luck next time!
>>692752993
Because she is a cute and thy didnt have any Rikka
>>692752369
I don't know what to think anymore, man.
What do you think of me?
>>692752832
space-city, likely moving to Austin within the year
>>692752893
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>>692752567
Personally. I dont. Not a fucking thing since I was trained, the plus of being a reservist is I don't get to do my job.
Licensed tho.
>yaaaaaaay.
>>692752832
I am just that, the chances of me seeing combat are slim to none.
>But I want to go fight, to gain glory, even if it's all just a lie to fool young men. Even if I die, I die in battle.
>>692752893
>Eurobeat
I watch euro beat on /wsg/ all the time
>>692752893
hey, how you been?
>>692753201
oh neat, a lot of the /k/ companies do a lot of personal shit with he packaging. have you decided what your gonna wear the patch on?
>>692752993
I used to lurk these threads and laugh at how pathetic the idea was, then I joined :O
>>692753124
Being mean is mean so I don't do it :)
>>692752893
Why not both? I cant ever play and post, in fact im terrible at multitasking. I think its from my bad memory. Im just posting and snacking
Yozora claimed.
What's up y'all?
>>692753499
>Licensed
Little useless if you don't have real expierence
>>692753371
I honestly don't care all too much at this point. Why does my opinion of you matter so much that you feel the need to inquire me about it.
Claimed.
>>692752832
And let's keep it that way, Karen.
>>692753155
I think it's better off, thinking back to how those threads went.
>>692753201
>4k
Rory, what the fuck? How early do you shift?
>>692753245
>Only $300
C'mon Rikka, you can do better than that!
>>692753464
Whoknows.webm
>>692753499
Oh man, those threads are great!
>>692753550
Not too bad. Had a bit of a scare today, I'll upload the video sometime Monday, or late today if I wake up early enough for it.
>>692753708
Nope!
I can multitask on some things, but with games I have to choose one, or I end up forgetting to post in between each match.
>>692753712
Sup Yozo!
>All these replies
I have become the Karen.
>claim
May or may not be drunk
>>692753245
you telling me you would buy a daki of your waifu?
don't know how to feel about that
what type of other weeb shit did you buy?
>>692753605
how long ago was that? :o
roll
>>692753838
Discount rei
Cute waifu :3
>>692753550
Well, I will be ordering a JSDF surplus uniform for PAX AU. I wont be able to have any weapons, but there is a local military surplus store here, so I could get some accessories there. The only patch will be the GATE one though. I really hate those with stolen valor as my parents both seeved in the navy and I have friends and family in the army.
>>692753884
I shift at 6k of 13.
>>692753884
I loved how chaotic it was back then
>>692753464
I actually clicked on your post by accident. What do you mean space city though? Also hi. Mavis right?
>>692753499
It would be nice to die like that, but I would say it's better to live even though I don't want to anyway kek
But still, they could force you to fight even if you're just a mechanic?
>>692753884
hi Karen, kek.
>>692753712
Hey
>>692753906
You mean drunk for sure 100%
ayy lmao it's 3 am for me
>>692753954
I didn't know you were from the UK
>>692753884
I know I know I could have killed my whole fucking bank account but I am glad I didnt.
>>692753906
she is
>>692753954
I would buy one, if they had one of her. i guess I gotta order online now. I got a lot of prints, stickers, shirts, manga and thats about it. I am moving so I tried to stay away from figures
>>692754140
no you are clearly trying to fuck me. your just like all the other guys; only want my vagina. now if you would please stop eyeball raping me; thanks.
>>692753954
I've been lurking for probably 7-8 months but been here like 4-5 I think so I'm pretty new :(
I hated these threads at first because the waifu threads on /a/ are super duper cringe but they not bad here :0
>>692754053
it's only stolen valor if you wear awards and claim you earned them as a way to gain something.
wearing a costume doesn't apply and isn't disrespectful. how much did you pay for a real JSDF uniform? they are hard as fuck to get in the US.
>>692753884
people just ignore motorcycles you gotta be careful.
>>692753728
I know.
>I need to find apprenticeship
>>692753884
Yeah I love those threads.
>Kopykat Karen?
So many replies.
>Deja vu!
>>692753884
Yeah I love those threads.
>Kopykat Karen?
So many replies.
>Deja vu!
>>692754140
As a marine yes, but it's mainly if we're attacked we can fight back, infantry does the main door/ass kicking.
>I'll probably be dead at 35, if not from stupid risks or war, then I'll likely jump from somewhere high up, pretend I'm flying for a few seconds.
>>692754344
I won't let the bad man get you Mavis.
>>692753884
Thats my problem too, i take forever to post so that only makes it worse. You are going full karen on your posting so idk if you can fit boats
>godspeed
>>692753884
I'm having a major identity crisis.
My steam friend convinced me to start playing minecraft again and I had an ass load of fun.
I have become a twelvie faggot once
more.
>>692753906
Drink two more.
Make sure.
My man Inf left a Tec and a 9 at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid.
I need to sleep. Goodnight.
>>692754503
I'd take you in if you live near by, I could use someone to fetch me some tools or whatever from the van
>>692754344
My bad, trying to close my eyes right now but as you can see they are very large.
How was your day?
>>692753954
Dakis are pretty comfy yo. I would get one of Karen if they weren't all naked.
>>692754503
Oh okay, that's understandable. I can't drive you off the suicide thoughts since this world is pretty damn shit honestly but I hope you don't anyway.
>>692754622
Goodnight fake birb
>>692754553
just another cist white male trying to rape everyone. i'm going to need to hire a second therapist.
Best Waifu is Hagu Waifu
>>692754810
That's birb 2.0 to you
>>692753906
Discounted alcohol I bet.
>>692754053
>6k
I almost never shift before 9k/11k unless I am going easy.
>>692754069
Eh, they were alright to an extent for some time. Then too much drama sprang forth and it just got really shitty. I'll take these circlejerks over those ones any day.
>>692754140
Hi Aya.
>>692754241
I think I blew 75% of my budget in the first day.
>>692754485
Nah, this was me speeding like normal, and coming up on someone that was braking very very far back on an off ramp.
>>692754503
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
>>692754503
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
>>692754607
It seems that I can not, so post I shall! I could imagine if i get sunk early in each match though, I could make it work.
>>692754617
I haven't gotten into Autism in quite a while. Give me another 3 months and I might feel the urge again.
>>692754622
Night Birb 2.0
>>692754140
>>692754241
Eheh~
>>692754617
I'm still drinking~ I'll make sure
>>692754818
Wait, are you talking about me? I care for you!
>>692754951
Birb 2.0 then, nice to meet you!
>>692755121
Expensive booze
>>692754810
> if they weren't all naked.
What's wrong with naked?
>>692755121
It was funny how seriously they all took it, can't let it just be a chill group talking about our lives.
>>692754485
Its $150USD for a pair of pants and shirt from a surplus website.
>even cheaper now
http://www.shootercbgear.com/mobile/product_info.php?products_id=6349&osCsid=64uplc5ufuft3mmgfkvmrfoqr0
Glad I found that. Save me some money.
>>692755121
Its winter. I always go easy. Plus my muffler gets real loud at 6k+ and its real suburban early and late in my runs.
>>692755121
We can talk more later haha i need to sleep or I am gonna die
>>692755163
Caught ya, gonna go to bed though, talk to ya later. Night!
>>692754235
mugi why
>>692754241
sounds nice
>>692754466
cool :o
roll
>>692754810
you should get one of karen anyway :^)
>>692755354
89 cent booze
>>692755272
wow you people are fucking crazy. i'm not goinng to lie there is some seriously autistic shit going on in this thread. never change 4chan.
>>692755121
You never go full karen, ill see you on the other side. So if you get sunk you just have to wait around till the end of the match? Is it a set of rounds to win then?
>>692755163
Do the drinkening. I will join you one day
>>692754734
I'm not sure if this is meant to be demeaning or not. But if that's an apprenticeship offer, I'd take it if I could.
>>692754810
Tbh I've been this way a looooooooooong time, so much that I don't even bother with it anymore. You get used to feeling your body pull towards the street when a truck is flying by. But yeah, 35 seems like a good time to do it, I'll find out when I hit that age. Maybe get some pills, woo!
>It'd as natural as breathing at this point.
>>692755121
Kek
>>692755121
Zozzle
>Did I do it?
>>692755732
>demeaning
>>692753968
i know.
cute squirrel you have.
>>692755588
>tries to start conversation
>mugi why
ok
>>692755438
Karen's too pure for that kinda shit.
Everyone else has a waifu but she's my sisteru if that makes sense.
>>692755732
It's pretty distressing hearing you say this but it's funny as hell too, kek. This is a great and horrible way to look at stuff. Godspeed.
Hopefully things turn around though, can't stop me from hoping, lollipop!
>>692755941
I thought so too kek, it sounded like you would take him as your errand boy
>>692755975
Excellent taste.
>>692755525
Why do you want JSDF cammies?
>>692755354
Well then. What kind?
>>692755438
I'm shamed to admit I took it as seriously as I did. God I was an idiot back then.
>>692755525
Going easy just because it's morning? Even going through my neighborhoods at 7 AM I don't let up.
>>692755583
Alright, night Rikka!
>>692755719
It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
Nah, it's one match. Either capture and hold the objectives, or sink the whole enemy fleet. Generally, objectives are ignored in the low tiers I'm in, and it's a salvo flinging match of who can survive.
>>692755732
Well done Mizore, now I gotta go find those threads!
>>692755121
Autism speaks.
I'm just a messenger.
>>692755163
Another one.
>>692755525
>150 USD
funny its $25 for me
so TMC isn't surplus. it's a chinese airsoft gear company. these are neat. i might buy a set for the meme camo.
>>692755121
kek i've done that a few times. people need to drive faster or get out of my way.
>>692755588
You're cooler :0
>>692755975
Thanks cutie, glad to see you around, love Haruhi :3
>>692756305
>It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
>>692756120
>sisteru
Everyones got their own thing going on, There's people with herams, others take their waifus extremely seriously, no judgment.
>>692756120
Hmm.. he would be an errand boy but hey he's going to get taught.
>>692756305
Well you just narrowed it down to who you are
>Not really
Can't say I didn't have my cringy moments
>>692755941
I wasn't sure if you were serious or making a joke.
>>692756120
Kek, it's funny, seeing your whole life as a bad joke. It's kinda weird to be honest, things are really jumbled in my head. But I smile and laugh a lot and never break down.
>With people around.
>>692756305
Always one up, I haven't been able to go on /wsg/ since data caps.
>>692756031
sorry im really not good at conversations i didn't really know what to say to that
yeah im from uk
>>692756354
no u
nice pic roll :o
>>692756305
>i am the new karen
Ill remember as you were, this is a life you cant escape from now
I would imagine that game goes very slowly but you make it sound decently paced. How long are matches
>>692757076
Little of both
I doubt you live near by however my business would use a little more people, rather than having to call up a few friends to see if they're available
>>692756323
Just downed my last beer
>>692756305
Some Lavender Keith's
>>692755588
Crazy maid person
>>692756819
Kek, don't have any other word for it. I love the idea of her character platonically, if you get what I mean.
I post with a few other avatars very rarely, Karen is special though.
Also I think he can help you out with your AC's and stuff, rather than just getting tools.
>>692757076
>With people around.
eh, ain't that the truth, sadly.
as long as you can keep trucking on not much else matters really.
>>692757271
Hampton VA area?
>Doubt you are, but no harm in asking
>>692757239
I have 4 of them
>>692757395
I'll test his knowlegde and I'll be the judge of that on what can he do for me
>>692757497
Sorry pal, Dallas TX is where I am.
i'm clearly the only normal person here.
>>692753023
Australia, you?
>>692757807
>Normal
>On 4chan
>>692757849
Lebanon. Syrians flooding into here since we're so close. Bringing the war and terrorism with them.
A few suicide bombers last week over in beirut I think. Shit sucks.
There's a lot of lebos over in australia I hear, that true?
>>692757696
Keke I hope it works out for both of you
>>692755719
I'm done drinking for tonight
>>692757239
That's cool
You don't really talk a lot like you said so I had no clue until a few threads ago
Well I'm tired now
Sorry
Goodnight everyone
>>692758286
Goodnight Moogs.
>>692758286
Goodnight, Mugi.
Sleep warm and well.
>>692758183
Unfortunately he does not live near me, what a shame.
>>692756323
I think the last tie i played, I found a desert temple and was recreating what me and a friend did on our first server world. God that poor temple.
>>692756344
Yep, that's why I'm an asshole that swerves and shit. Until 70 mph I still have some decent pull on my bike and can fly past people.
>>692756458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdQlpz-PL4
>>692756819
Wasn't so much a moment, as the entire time.
>>692757076
It's 3 days into the month, where's the wifi?
>>692757251
I think 10 minutes a match or so. Once you get sunk, you can go back to port and go into another match with a different ship though.
blake fag is back with that neko pr0n dump. took long enough, thanks shitty upload speed. none of you care anymore but fuck it. enjoy 1,700 pictues and like 40 gifs
https://mega.nz/#F!A4QxWLbJ!fDeTPb5DDPPjvXyFw2PMcQ
>>692757807
>Normal
>Shit tier Kim Kardashian looking ass blood sucking ass shitty kids movie ass all black wearing ass can't walk in the sunlight ass waifu.
Nigga please.
>>692758865
Ooh! Savage.
>>692757395
>>692757395
Kek, it doesn't happen often.
Last time was like 3 months ago?
My head gets what I can only describe as light, and hot. My body will feel this wave of numbness. Last time I started screaming, babbling incoherently and just having moments of manic laughter, followed by self hatred. The screaming and laughter was new, I think it was because I was very isolated.
>If that's what insane people feel constantly, God help them.
>>692757696
Fugg. Can't leave VA.
>The search continues.
>>692758737
Trying.
>You just want to see me in panties, perv~
>Mizore
OT AND GUENMNT
NOT AN ARGUMENT
NONOT AN ARGUMNOTENT
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT
ALLOAOER
NOTARUMENGNET
>>692758737
Its water under the bridge.
>>692758807
I'm no cat fucker but thanks for sharing anyways.
>>692759057
Good luck.
>>692758286
ok goodnight m'memelord
>>692757506
very nice :o
roll
>>692759066
desu?
>>692758196
The one time i tell you that you should drink too. What have you had so far?
>>692758737
Thats pretty good timing. So do most people just sink and jump straight to other matches?
>>692757807
>>692758865
D E S T R O Y E D
>>692758865
>Nigga please.
What a beautiful way to make me lose all interest in your insult.
zzz goodnight
>>692758807
Based
>>692759157
If I ever move to dallas. I'll know who to ask about work.
>>692759157
DO YOU LIKE TRUMPETs
>>692758999
>>692758865
>>692758807
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>>692758532
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>>692757807
>>692757696>>692757497
>75
>>692758807
Hoo hoo, thanks yo.
>>692758737
Today my buddies and I played some modpack that basically turned minecraft into DayZ.
So we went around slaughtering entire cities of players.
We were such a plague that at one point everyone banded together against us.
Good times.
>>692759240
Goodnight
>>692759219
>>692759217
>>692758999
I didn't choose the thug life.
Trips checkt.
>>692758865
well shit nigger. 6.5/10
>>692758183
Suicide bombing are to be expected in the middle east, no surprise there.
Lebos are the cancer of Australia the Chinese coming in second (Buying up our land) Lebos practically run western Sydney they're the main cause of all the drugs and gang warfare we're experiencing right now.
>>692759212
I've been drinking nothing but Alexander Keith's beer
I got none left ;-;
>>692759436
I'm too drunk for this shit
>>692759405
Good man
>>692759436
I have played trumpet.
>>692759436
I do like trumpets, yes.
I'm also very bored.
>>692759179
Nice jif
>>692759697
You said up a few posts you'd test my knowledge? Would you mind just asking me a few questions? I'm rusty as it is, and would like to see where I'm at currently.
>>692759855
>Date A live story line.
>>692759907
An easy one to start
If the compressor is blowing cold air, what does that mean?
>>692759994
i felt like my brain had been raped when i watched the first 2 episodes of date a live. i feel violated.
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are you ready
>>692759994
Last one
Probably my favorite
>>692759057
Can't prove that!
>>692759157
Now I'm pretty curious as to who you were as well, though.
>>692759212
Sometimes, other times if me and a friend think it's an interesting match, we'll stay and watch till it's over.
>>692759496
Now that does sound like some fun. I should work on that arena that i was making. I'm sure there could be some improvements I could make to it.
alright well that was the only reason i came back for tonight. enjoy your lewd kitty porn from my own personal collection
>>692759512
Kek, it's generally a peaceful place though. Just syria being fucky as usual.
Dubai, Saudi, Lebanon, Qatar and most other places are pretty chill and cheap to live in. The war spilling out is dangerous though.
Sounds like a shit situation. I don't know why but there was an a big influx of lebos into australia. That and Canada I think.
Is at least safe where you live? You're done with the army right?
>>692760331
Dose the term "ethy" ring a bell?
>>692760339
>Post original one pls
>>692760181
I am ready for your sweet embrace.
Show me your light.
>>692760152
The compressor doesn't blow air. It compresses low pressure gasses into the high pressure side
>>692760331
I will!
Once I have wifi!
