>>692707911
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>692707911
>>692708404
great form. 10/10.
These threads always remind me to hate arabs, niggers and chinks. Thanks /b/ <3
>>692709014
same here man. they are the scum of the earth.
>>692709435
what in the fuck....
>>692709796
Be honest, how new?
>>692710064
that fucking file name
top kek
>>692710064
this is so much better with sound
>>692710291
I've been on this website since you were in diapers you newfag piece of shit summerfag
get back to jerking off your brother homo
>>692710991
Stuck the landing, but your execution was sloppy.
>>692711060
lol, look at all these middleschool summerfags on here
wtf is wrong with you fuckers, get off 4chan
you guys ruin this site
...
>>692707911
did she died? story plz
>>692711328
yeah, she died from eternal bleeding
..
>>692708740
I have done almost this but I didn't faceplant, I did a 360 roll and blanked for a few seconds.
>>692711524
story?
>>692711852
niggers
>>692711852
niggers
....
>>692711524
>southamerica.webm
>>692711328
It's on /r/watchpeopledie (yes it's reddit), so I assume they're dead. Idk the story.
.......
>>692707911
did she dieded? sauce pls
>>692712287
no, she's sleeping
>>692708625
He didn't stick the landing tho
>>692712188
what are you a nigger faggot?
>>692709014
10/10 kek for blowing his coveralls off!!!
>>692712651
I've never noticed that that's fucking hilarious
>>692712627
they are only doing it for his own good. he will be in a better placfe
>>692710991
lmfao
>>692712378
For how long
>>692710991
dat new smell
>>692712977
>>692712998
>>692713058
it'll be 13 years this coming october you newfags
go shitpost somewhere else
>>692711852
niggers
>>692712239
Going down........AT ALL COSTS!!!!!
>>692712239
shoutings
>>692711777
Check'd
>>692713276
this is so fucking disgusting
>>692713227
brand new
>>692713276
What is this nigger actually trying to accomplish by tonguing the cow's asshole?
anyone know where you can get videos of those people who like do pull ups and shit on cranes and high rise buildings falling?
>>692713626
>nigger
>accomplish
he just likes the taste
>>692712129
very possible she survived. Did she? Story?
>>692709316
Lol I bet he was in the hospital for at least a couple of days. Serves him right. Stupid kid.
>>692712627
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>>692713598
lol nice job outing yourself summerfag
only newfags call other anons newfags
and proper 4chan terminology is newfag, not brand new, but I wouldn't expect you to know that
>>692713880
ikr. i just sat there for a few moments after watching it and it was like the whole world was fucking insane for those seconds..
>>692707911
>>692709435
Never understand why doing that ? To please THE FAKE GOD ?
>>692710991
found the summerfag
>>692714192
kek, this faggot doesn't believe in God
>>692709014
you're a fucking idiot.
>>692714238
says the obvious summerfag
>>692714347
*your
>>692713891
that shits fucked up too much gore
>>692714268
If there's a God, I sure hope that it isnt a God with fish mouth
>>692714403
kek! You are = you're
>>692713227
Whoa, is you moot?
>>692714584
being this fucking new
>>692708404
is he kill?
>>692714584
shut the fuck up, you have no idea what your talking about
go back to 1st grade summercuck
>>692714654
no, but i knew him personally, so I was one of the first users
>>692711328
No, she didn't die. It happened somewhere in Ukraine . She just got knocked out and a mad gash on the back of her head.
>>692714781
Yeah, ive been outside living my life. And you've been here how long?
>>692712287
she died from internal bleeding.
>>692713854
No. He's dead.
>>692712627
I mean I thought they were going to drop the person in wheelchair not fucking throw him wtf is this shit?
>>692714917
Why are you so mad?
>>692712239
lol I think this guy actually won a darwin award
>>692713854
a shame natural selection didnt come into play here... dumb little fucker
>>692713626
Nutrients my boy!
>>692713626
Fooooood glorious foooood!
>>692715424
It did. He's dead.
>>692715311
you asshats obviously didn't pay attention in you're grammer classes in kindergarden
learn english faggot
>>692713891
Did that really just happen? The YLYL thread is that way >>692692548
>>692715325
because these summerfags ruin this board every fucking year
they are like a cancer
I can't wait until september when these fuckers go back to middle school
>>692714059
>"quit dicking around and get back to work"
>"Hey fuck you man"
Kek
>>692715650
nice bait m8
>>692714192
Please finish turn 18, finish highschool, get out of your atheist phase and then please return to 4chan
>have a wonderful day. Faggot.
>>692715500
Lucky as fuck, at least they went through the window instead of straight hitting the car.
>>692712967
>>692713880
>>692715235
shopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc
>>692715950
>atheism is a phase
Butthurt christfag detected
>>692715950
>her der muh overly oudated beliefs
>her der I believe in a space fairy
Ebin meme anon
>>692713276
>>692707911
rekt her picture xD
>>692708179
>if you drive safely and responsibly whilst obeying the traffic laws, no harm will come to you
>>692707911
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>692709316
Big brother just stands there and watches.
>>692708601
I knew COD was too fast to be realistic.
This poor guy has to shoot without a crosshair...
>>692715115
>"Yeah I've been outside living my life!"
Translation:
>"I just turned 16 and mommy turned off safe search!"
>>692716254
>>692716254
nice b8 newfag
>>692712627
Pretty decent shop, pity they didn't get the blue in the guys hands removed
>>692715950
retard detected
>>692715500
It was a stunt you fucking faggots learn your shit.
>>692715805
Holy fuck man. I don't like the summer fags either but jesus christ man get a fucking hobby.
>>692711777
well. winner of the darwin award this thread?
>>692709014
>>692708179
gratz you win
>>692707911
Wtf, sauce?
>>692716507
4chan is my hobby
4chan is my home
4chan is my life
so fuck off
>>692716042
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc
This makes so much more sense, thanks anon.
>>692709435
Filename of the week.
If you don't get it, fuck you.
>>692712627
Why though? Story?
>>692716099
>>692716114
>>692716444
>But mom it's not a phase!!!!!!
lol grow up faggots, realizing that atheists are the biggest fucking crybaby pussies doesn't make you a christfag. It makes you a lick more intelligent.
>>692716694
>not naming the webm "Daisy's Destruction"
>>692716254
Pasta is pasta.
>>692716529
first biker deserved it
>>692716734
>>692716981
says the faggot shitposting on 4chan
>>692716396
Kek
>>692716734
I bet your room smells like ball sweat and semen
>>692716824
>"lick more"
you are the definition of a cuck.
>>692715039
prolly lost a few iq points
>>692717144
it smells like your mom's pussy because i fuck her so hard summercuck
>>692711461
>eternal
>>692716824
>It makes you a lick more intelligent
>mfw atheists are statistically more intelligent than theists
>mfw theists are scared of hell
>mfw theists believe in bullshit in case hell is real because they're scared
>calling atheists pussies
>mfw
>>692711777
Kek'd and Check'd.
>dubtrips
>>692717056
>haha, disregarding the fact that I'm a total loser, I'll just bring up the point this person is shitposting! on a website that is primarily shitposting!
Wow man. Your future was totally just saved there.
>>692717336
i bet you suck your mom's tiny cock you newfag summercuck piece of shit
kill yourself
>>692716223
what are you even trying to say? literally no sane person has ever said or implied that.
but doing those things will improve your odds of not dying in your vehicle
>>692717260
>Your mom jokes! This will prove I'm a b/tard fer sure and not a summer fag!
>>692714917
you know site traffic during the summer stays the same, right?
>>692712188
what am I reading rn
>>692716223
None of these three were driving safely. First lesson in defensive driving, trust no one, don't assume cause you have the right of way that it's safe to move, always look before you leap.
You're supposed to look everywhere, you're supposed to check every intersection and every railroad you cross regardless of the lights or gates.
It's people like you that I look out for when I'm on the road. Fucking clueless.
This clip also makes a good case for why manual/human driving will be outlawed as soon as AI becomes standard in most vehicles. If any of the 4 vehicles involved in this collision had AI drivers, they would have been fine while the human drivers killed themselves.
>>692717452
>>692717512
you too are both so fuckign stupid that you should fuck each other in the ass and die so that no one will ever gt your genes
also, nice made up stats fagtard
>>692717295
>I'm an atheist because god didn't answer my prayers to make my uncle stop touching me!
God didn't answer because you aren't worth it
Being an atheist is the same as hating your mommy and daddy because they wouldn't buy you that new toy you really wanted.
Grow up faggot. Quit being such a spoiled entitled cunt.
>>692717541
rip in peace woll smoth
>>692716649
Baby Chen discovered Minus World!
>>692717336
y do you care doe
Gross. Kek nonetheless
>>692716649
rip in peace sweet azn prints
>>692717703
>"grow up"
>believes in mythical bullshit
>>692714403
yore ewe dumb fucker
>>692717681
>Fuck eachother in the ass! So you'll both die!!
>mfw when a summerfag doesn't know how sex works
>>692717703
if you're serious, you're an actual certified retard
do i also hate bigfoot because i have no reason to believe in him?
god doesn't answer theists either, you just find some random signal to affirm your confirmation bias like some deluded moron, "omg the lights flickered and they weren't even plugged in! must be gawd!!1"
>>692717928
choke on a tranny cock you fat neckbeard piece of shit
also, haha, very funny, this guy must be trolling, lol, top kek XD
loser
>>692717777
quaaaddddssss
>>692717703
I can't tell if this guy's trolling or serious, but it makes me laugh.
This one's kinda ubiquitous, but I laugh like hell each time I see it.
>>692717512
>Me walking in mall few weeks ago
>See some kids about 13 - 15 with laptop
>Ask why are guys doing playing on 4chan
>None had no idea what 4chan was
>>692717541
our tax dollars well spent
>>692718110
look whose talking
>>692718123
i know how sex works summerfag
i do it all the time with many women
how does it feel to be a virgin XD
/thread
>>692716782
His gimmick was basically that he was a jew.
>>692718259
unfunny joke is unfunny
>>692714059
I have seen the face of god...
>>692716812
I would love to know what he is saying
>>692717703
The fact that you connect coincidence with some kind of superior force who's watching you because ''I'm spezial 'n god loves me!!!!'' doesn't actually mean it's true you delusinal shit.
kys, faggot
>Inb4 butthurt atheist
>>692718049
>Implying I actually believe in christ
>Implying that all atheists are secret best friends.
Truth of the matter, I don't believe god exists. Sure as fuck not Christian or Raghead god. But I refuse to be an atheist, not because I love the idea of god, but because atheists are such fucking whiny cucks.
>Fedora
>M'lady
>"debate me" shirt
>Trench coat
>perpetual virginity
>edgy attitude towards religion you'll never bring anywhere besides online
mix it all up, you get an atheist.
ITT: Newfaggot steel cage death match
>>692718593
probably something like
get this fucking cum off my face
>>692707911
>filename topkek
>>692718957
well, thats his paint work fucked
>>692718349
>I.. umm.. I.. I have sex with many women!!! XD!!
>Oh shit, I better put a "/thread here", because that means he can't reply!!!
Woah, ya really convinced me with "XD", ya pussy magnet you!
>>692718817
>but because atheists are such fucking whiny cucks.
Of course, why don't you become Deist master race.
>>692708404
Nice 404 get. Too bad sound isn't supported on /b/ cuz the sound when this fucker hits is pretty gut wrenching.
>>692719256
say whatever you want to get to sleep at night
someday youll know what a pussy feels like, NOT!!
>>692718690
See
>>692718817
Fuck I forgot to add weaboo to that list to.
Your gay little anime thing there reminded me.
>>692718349
i am looking. it is you who's talking tarded all up in here
>>692719275
>W..well why don't you become Deist master race!!!?
We already are faggot.
>>692716753
>>692719453
FFS this is weak bait.
>>692718817
oh, so you met a fedora once and so you think all atheists are fedoras. Got it
>>692719616
calm your tits man I didn't know that
>>692719548
lol can't even put together a fucking sentence dumass
top kek XD!!!
>>692718817
>refusing to label self X even though you meet the criteria of X
>being this retarded
>>692717306
how did they accomplish this? actual dude with missing limbs?
>>692719660
about as weak as your asshole from all those poundings you get when you visit the ghetto on friday nights
>>692719819
Yeah. Dude has one arm and no legs. Can't remember how shit happened
>>692716039
It was a stunt for a movie. Look at how there were extra cameras set up.
>>692716042
thanks for the investigation btw mate
>>692718817
So you're atheist, then.
Atheism is defined as: disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods
You say yourself you don't believe god exists. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
>>692719819
Wonder how much money you have to pay to get the actor amputated
>>692718817
>>692719784
bitch please, you put together words to form a sentence, do not be replying without first engaging what little brain you have so you can try to construct a meaningful rebuttal instead of the dumbcunt shit you are spewing
>>692720518
lol someone's getting butthurt
want me to get some cream for you to use on your butthole to make it not hurt so bad from the anal trashing i'm dishing out
go back to school newfag
>>692709796
Best cameraman in the entire world
>>692720755
kek
>>692718345
That was a Canadian CF-18 crashing at Lethbridge.
So if you are American your country made money by selling that F-18 to Canada.
>>692711183
Hi, new friend You're trying too hard.
>>692720734
you didn't read the memo. No posting b4 engaging your little brainbox. Now wipe your chin and walk away pussy boi
>>692710064
isis recruiting children D':
>>692718452
So post something better, you doublenigger!
>>692711183
Lol This shithole has been a shithole for a loooong time faggot.
>>692717777
nice 7's
>>692721444
nice trips
>>692717777
Dem quads tho
>>692715187
eternal* bleeding
>>692722930
idk man, these are the same people that eat keep dogs in tiny cages and skin them alive before they eat them. I've seen video.
I'm not sure they feel anything.
>>692722374
It my rucky day
>>692723266
Whats a keep dog?
The rule is in China if you kill who ever you hit in the accident you don't have to pay for their medical bills
>>692723686
lmfao I don't know, I didn't even see that until you pointed it out. I'm stoned, leave me alone...
>>692723900
Kek. Just messing.
>>692723775
I don't believe that's the case at all. I know that a person can sue if you try ti help someone who LOOKS like they're injured. For instance, watch any cam footage of a person fainting or dropping on a Chinese train; people SCATTER like roaches when they see it. They're afraid of a lawsuit, because China has fucked uo laws that don't protect against helping someone.
>>692717286
top fucking kek
>>692722930
Version I've heard is that in China there'a a law or whatever the fuck were you will be held responsible if someone has an accident and you help them, like you'll have to pay for the hospital and shit
Even then, where the fuck were the kid's parents? Fucking Ching-Chongs have no soul
This is the article i read about it a while ago
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2015/09/why_drivers_in_china_intentionally_kill_the_pedestrians_they_hit_china_s.html
>>692718452
Sand nignog detected
>>692717703
We get it you like to bait. Now shut the fuck up.
>>692725087
Me thinks that's a bone related issue. Probably some old procedure with obsolete materials that didn't hold up. So elbow grease had to be applied. You wouldn't break bones if you can avoid it.
Medicine is not just "Here, take this pill".
*shrug*
>>692711852
Melanin overdose. It can be deadly.
>>692724818
Holy shit
>>692725087
It is real ? Story ?
>>692725641
knee removing surgery.
>>692708179
Triple kill
>>692725898
I know. Replying to your own posts is gay.
>>692725721
aka being black
>>692725898
C'mon
>>692725898
To slow?
>>692726438
Typing something new?
>>692708404
>>692719452
anon ain't lyin. that's a nice smack sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgQnYfDzuqc
>>692726727
My dick makes the same sound when I flop it in the sink.
>>692726156
>>692726324
>>692726438
I know, hard to believe somebody could read a whole article. I guess if you can't do it then nobody else can. But hey that's alright this picture is totally shooped isn't it
>>692726213
Thanks, TOTALLY didn't understand that before your high IQ explanation. I would have been completely lost, had it not been for you telling me the point of that joke.
>>692727178
Nope. I was calling you out. Took you long enough.
>>692727178
Where are you at fag?
>>692720755
Actually you will notice they were all looking at the back. That is because when the plane hits a tree you aren't going out the windshield face first.
>>692717928
that picture looks like it was made 10 years ago
>>692711236
i've always wondered how exactly that happened
part of my job is opening bay doors and shit - though there's nothing that opens that high
normally doors like that close by basic gravity, falling down on their own (potentially with some sort of spring to slow it down). that door in the webm, though, looks like there's something forcing it down, way faster than it should be possible
>>692727864
Nah, I'd say 9.5 years.
>>692712469
But he DID stick to the pavement
>>692727658
ur mums house
>>692718817
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>692716529
he missed one
>>692727982
It works on a counter weight, you retard. The counter weight broke, so the god damn door came back. Only children never experienced doors like this.
>>692728230
I don't have a "mum". I speak American.
>>692728580
Were you going for irony?
>>692728580
ur 2 dadys house then, libcuck
>>692711207
this isnt even disturbing its just funny
>>692719452
shaggy, i cant find my glasses!
>>692713626
the cow likes it
>>692717108
i assume that's fake, but it'd be so awesome if it were real
>>692729029
>>692729059
Nope, Just pissing off fags like you. It's easy.
>>692729421
>>692716753
Omg that.... hurt...... but more like that
>>692729569
>>692729326
le epic trol face XD
>>692708855
>8855
>filename: dub-tap
checked
>>692729421
I love how he instantly regretted his decision and tried to put out the fire.
>>692729060
But the audience rekt them.
It's a rekt thread.
Not a disturbed thread.
Not a gore thread.
Not an edgy thread.
It's a rekt thread.
Lurk more, faggot.
>>692726144
More than that, it ran through the cars on the other side it was like 5.
The captcha was cars kek
>>692728558
i'd rather not experience that kind of door
maybe they should have a better-designed system, like my 10-foot bay doors
>>692710991
>>692728463
He die?
>>692729509
wtf is going on here?
>>692716824
another christfag detected
>>692720477
YOU'RE INTELEGENT
>>692729973
Your face is missing!!!!
>>692717295
>taking christfags seriously
>>692729509
Story?
>>692717703
>this many christfags
>>692715950
le hurdee durr durr i am le religion mane made to le believe in man made retarded fucking shite le le le le eks DEEE :):):) O:)
>>692730470
Once upon a time anon said "hey lets troll /b/. And shit-stains did. The end. Do you need me to tuck you in?
