I was still kind of drunk and couldn't bust though
Think it was back in March?
Since then, have kinda lost interest. Sex isn't just sex. It's dates, convos, text messages, guilt trips, awkward moments. Terrible shit. Women are awful unless they have my penis in them.
September last year.this is the longest drought ive ever been in im used to getting pussy pretty regular but shit has not been working for me. The next woman i get my hands on is getting broken in half
Bout 6 days ago. She started crying during.
Said she just didn't feel it between us anymore.
Then I started crying.
Then she left me 2 days 4 days later
>I think sex is ruined for the rest of my life now.
Still get blow jobs tho but whatever.
Yeah but still a virgin, you always can control yourself if you're not pass out of course.
Alcohol is just an excuse, if she's drunk and want the D, you can be sure that she just want your tool of pleasure but just need an excuses for the next morning.
20 hours ago
funny story, just after i came she slipped off my dick and the condom was stuck inside her
she took it out, but there was cum all over the place
she took morning after pill to be on the safe side.
this happen to anyone else?
Last Thursday was the first and only time with my gf. I was hard as a rock when we were kissing and all and when i got the condom i just couldbt get hard... it eventually did but ince i got the condom on my dick was like half soft. Every tome it got hard enough that quickly changed and i couldnt get it in there. I eventually got like 10 pumps on doggy style but the condom was dry and its been a long time since she was wet. I gave up. It didnt even go all the way in and kept slipping out. Is 6 inches that small? She is fat though. I was barely able to walk after so many attempts on the low couch and was sore the next day. She came twice from fingering though so at least i had that going for me. Our orgasm score so far is like 5 - 0.
Oh jesus... Its been like 2 and a half years. Longest dry spell other than the 15 years I was a virgin. Had a 8.5/10 with 11/10 D cup titties who I broke up with when she started talking seriously about kids and marriage. Then I started drinking a lot and staying home all the time which resulted in me gaining 45 pounds. I also started balding at the age of 24 which was the icing on the no more confidence cake. Probably going to be a while until I fuck again because I don't even try to get pussy anymore.
I have, and I do. I thought your original post had been intended to convey the amount of women and not the amount of sex. In that I have already acknowledged this and moved on, I suggest that you eat a bag of dicks
no they're really not. just as easy as anglo girls. you just have no game my man
A little over a week ago. My fiance had to move back home for awhile to take care of both her cancer-ridden parents, that was in Dec. She's come back to visit once since then. It sucks. But I've hooked up with 4-5 girls from tinder and pfo since Dec for drunk one night stands, and fucked a hot asian prostitute last week for $400. Think I'm just gonna stick with getting a hooker every other week until the fiance gets home.
same here. Gave up 2014. Nothing changed except that idek whether I am even able to fuck now. It's like ear rings, at one point the hole doesn't work anymore and I am afraid it's the same for dicks.
Thought about getting a prostitute just to check if it's working
Do it anon. Best thing I do. Total stress relief without "cheating". Always a great massage, and jacked off. I only go to ones with table shower first. $80 bucks for hour, and $40 tip. Best money I spend all week.
When I was a senior in high school a girl I was friends with hosted a French exchange student for 6 months. She was easily a 9/10 and I just fell in love with her. She had a bf back in France though so I thought I had no chance. However, I constantly flirted with her and acted as gentlemanly as a 18 year old American can and she started responding more and more to my flirting. Then after almost 5 months we were at a party and started dancing with each other and next thing I knew we were making out hard. She lead me to a bedroom and we fucked 4 times. Nothing is hotter than a girl speaking a language you don't understand as you fuck. The next morning she said it should not have happened and how terrible she felt. I told her I understood and apologized for allowing my desires to hurt her, saying how that was the last thing I ever wanted to do. She looked at me as if she loved me and next thing I knew we were fucking again. We fucked like rabbits for the next 4 and a half weeks until she left for Paris. Before she left she said she would never forget me and how I made her feel things she never thought were possible. Last thing she said was "
un jour nos chemins se croisent à nouveau et mon cœur ne sera pas toute , jusqu'à ce jour . je t'aime anon.."
I had no idea what it meant and when I asked her she just smiled, kissed me on the cheek, and got in the car. When I was able to translate what she said I felt I was truly in love with her.That was 10 years ago and I haven't spoken to her since. I searched for a long time on myspace and then facebook to find her but I never did. However, something tells me that one day our paths will cross and what she said will become a reality. I really hope so at least.
Her darkening pussy has been getting pounded by horrible frogs for the last decade. She has a job she likes, and likely a boyfriend or husband she's committed to, for real this time.
It's over man, totally over. Even IF you ever saw eachother again, all you'd get would be a kiss on the cheek, from lips that just sucked a guy off the same day.
I think the fear of her vomming while riding my dick was too much. also she could barely open her eyes because of the headache
post-southern fried chicken sex is good enough for me
Body pillows don't count. And you're barely married until you've been together more than 8 years.
I remember thinking "I don't know why people say married couples don't have sex".
Yeah probably.. I moved on with my life as I was only 18 at the time but still... Sometimes I see girls that remind me of her and I'll day dream a little bit. It would be a pretty awesome story but the chances of it ever happening are astronomically small.
well duh women were made to be maids/fucktoys/mothers. anything else they simply fail at. why do you think society is falling apart so hard right now? we should have never given women equality.
> me and the wife fuck at least twice a day, and it's awesome
This. Married 8 years, still fuck all the time, at least daily, though having kids has stymied most of the wake-up and early afternoon sessions.
>un jour nos chemins se croisent à nouveau et mon cœur ne sera pas toute , jusqu'à ce jour . je t'aime anon.."
"one day our paths will cross again and until that my heart will never be complete, love you anon"
Two nights ago, though that was after an eight day dryspell. Been the theme lately with my wife; both of us have mind blowing sex once or twice then nothing for a week or more. Her work schedule sucks lately, and the crotch-spawn aren't helping things. I could stand to show her some more attention, and vice-versa.
15 years old. Right next to my high school. Her name was Jennifer. Got in that shit, came immediately. Stayed rock hard, fucked her some more. Came again, she called mt Superman. Only time in my life I had a multiple orgasm with the same hard on. Shit was cash.
I was saying not bad as there are but ton of 19 yo virgins. I fucked up at a crazy young age and didnt wanna go back for a while, however its far far gone from a personal choice
>i do dress steampunk but its who i am and im not changing it
>I do dress steampunk but its who I am
I fucking kek'd
13 years ago. I'm 35 now.
>When's the last time you had sex?
are you talking about with a man or with a woman? because I had sex with a man about four days ago.
Salt Lake City, Utah
theres a guy at work i fuck around with. his shift was in today. i went in for some server reboots as we were starting back up. it was a holiday weekend day with a skeleton crew, so i fucked him in one of the server rooms. end of story.
he's a hot rednecky type, btw.
Kissed, fondled, just never actually fucked literally.
24, soon to be 25. I need to get my dick wet. That means losing all this weight. That means getting some exercise. That means stop browsing 4chan.
I can talk to them quite well, but I carry missfortune wherever I go, bad luck in hunan form you'd say.
Plus my looks aren't anything to write home about.
I like myself though, I really don't think I'm ugly.
I'm just not into girl's standards you'd say.
Sorry about your dick homie.
If you get the movement down right and maybe supplement with toys I'm sure women will still be super okay with it if you have a nice personality and good job.
>tfw still browse 4chan
>tfw still a little fat
>tfw still get laid
Never, 23 years old.
People are normally surprised I've never done it.
I think the reason it hasn't happened yet it because of my self insecurity of little things about my looks and how short I am.
5 minutes from now. My wife is in the shower now. As soon as she gets out I'm going to eat her nice big ass and fuck the shit out of her.
Two months ago. Gay
>sucked a guy on a Monday
>lost my virginity to another the next day
>had sex with another on that Friday
I downloaded Grindr on that Monday and ten minutes In I got a hookup.
Fam I'm not interesting, have very little social skills, unattractive in general and the wood is at 4.5, 5 on a good day. I'm just trying to suplex someone through a table now.
i play video games, i collect SW expanded universe books and i discuss politics.
ive fucked over 100 women, and been in 6 serious long term relationships all lasting at least 2 years.
come at me bro
male. single. gay.
the plant i work at has just under 500 people and i've fucked four, two of whom are regulars. all of them married. this is what happens when you don't let your kids come out but you urge them to get married at 19: some programmer from the west coast (this is the south) fucks them at work.
I'm 22 and I see this rapidly happening with girls my age. The only ones left are either crazy or so stuck on themselves that they disregard every guy who isn't decently wealthy. Its a fucking bummer man.
ten mins is meh. i could get someone round within 2 but ive been fucking for years. good for you tho, at 18 you've taken a small step into a larger world.
use condoms and enjoy yourself
i wanna get married to by gyal what do i do
7 days ago... I fucked my high school spanish teacher after running into her at a local bar. I drunkenly told her how I wanted her so bad when she was my teacher... from that point on she was all over me. Best sex of my life and we are hanging out again tonight.
She's 27, I am 22.
Couple of weeks ago. I started regreting it part way through and started losing my boner. Some of the worst sex of my life. Will be happy if I don't have to fuck anyone for a few more years.... Is this normal at 23?
nope men started it by treating women as equals and looking for the easy way out. once women thought that's the way into a mans life that's what they became. most of em anyway there are still good girls out there it just takes more effort from you to find them now.
please let me meet girls as stupid as that.
>Hey Chad, could you please go to my ex gfs house and pick up my stuff. also heres her number so you can call her first, she usually walks around in her lingerie and i wouldnt want you getting shy and embarrassed about it. Also we had a load of sex toys in the bedroom we brought and i want them back. Thanks man, your the best friend ever
what could go wrong?
Just leave. It's not as hard as people make it sound, you're probably surrounded by people who never left or decided they wanted to be in that shitty town.
Nobody ever looks back and thinks "I wish I stayed in my shitty hometown".
I have girlfriend and the last time we fucked was in november...
I dont know what to do with my relationship
She was under depression until a few months ago... Her psychologist said that she is okey but... we dont fuck
Im really tired, our relationship is a fucking boring routine and I dont like it. I just want it to be like a year before.
I hope this will "cure" in this summer or I will have to leave her. I am really tired of this
woooofer fooooower bork vork in me harem i smell nikker?
About 4 days ago because she is on her period but I've had her sucking my cock like clockwork to compensate. Her technique is incredible. She loves to start at the base of my big ebony cock (get mad hillbilly faggots) and run her mouth slowly up to the tip multiple times in succession; the teasing is almost unbearable. When she finally puts my pulsating cock in her moist mouth the urge to cum instantly is strong. I struggle but regain control, mainly by forcing myself to recall a childhood memory of walking in on my father violently fucking my mother while she shouted racial slurs at him - this always seems to bring me back down to earth. She loves to gently stroke my cock while she bobs and slurps like a fucking pro. Every so often she'll mix things up by pausing at the tip and slowly gyrating her tongue around while applying pressure which is pure ecstasy. I've never busted in her mouth but I want her to taste my seed so bad. My problem is I get too horny and end up stopping her mid-suck so I can pound her pussy and bust on her plump 38DD breasts.