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When's the last time you had sex?
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16 months ago
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>>692706837
1h
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last Tuesday
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never, i am 21
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1 month ago. I'm ok with it.
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>>692707470
Same, also kissless, not even hold hands
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>>692706837
December.
Wife is on course out of state. But get happy ending massage every weekend at local AMP. Not sure that counts, but still get jacked off. So, counts for me.
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this afternoon
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>>692706837
We had a white guy in the white house.
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Six long God damn year..... beat that ;) lol
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64 years ago. Shit was so cash.
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This morning

I was still kind of drunk and couldn't bust though
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>>692707815
>>692707596
I already did
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>>692707815
18 year old virgin. I beat you faggot.
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1year ago.it was a sad one night stand
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By sunset, about 7 hours ago.

First time I had sex was late December last year. I have had 200~250 ever since.
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>>692707918
Damn
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Thursday night.
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>>692706837
yesterday
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>>692706837
9 days ago
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>>692706837
Like 4 hours ago
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A week ago. Going to fuck agar tomorrow.
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>>692707596
same but i'm 19

;_;
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2013. I gave up trying.
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>>692706837
3 months ago or so before wife went abroad to visit her parents
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>>692707971
Rich guys and their prostitutes...
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>>692707918
Fake and gay
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>>692706837
5 days because she's on the rag but I got some bomb ass head 2 days ago
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>>692706837
This morning. Was pretty cash.
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>>692706837

Last night, fucked the hell out of my wife. Aaaahhhhh, so good.
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What if I started having sex now?

Would you call it... ongoing?
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>>692708144
Don't give up anon. I've been with a girl for 4 months now so I'm having sex regularly but before that I hadn't had sex since September 2011
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Think it was back in March?

Since then, have kinda lost interest. Sex isn't just sex. It's dates, convos, text messages, guilt trips, awkward moments. Terrible shit. Women are awful unless they have my penis in them.
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3 years ago. I've had one girlfriend. Dated for 9 months. I'm 21.
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>>692708140
You know what's worse?, I had a chance, But the girl was drunk, and I didn't wanted to take advantage on her, now I fucking regret it
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Two weeks ago. She was a solid 6/10 lol.
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>>692708403
It wouldn't have been satisfying man, don't worry about it.
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>>692707918
كس امك
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September last year.this is the longest drought ive ever been in im used to getting pussy pretty regular but shit has not been working for me. The next woman i get my hands on is getting broken in half
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>>692708403
should have put just the tip in, just to see how it feels
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>>692706837
about 6 hours ago

gf woke up too hungover to fuck this morning, so i made her breakfast and then she was in the mood in the afternoon
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>>692708403
You're a better person for not doing it.
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8 hours ago
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>>692708542
Awesome. It feels awesome
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Year and a month ago. Done plenty of stuff with girls between then and now, but havent had sex since then.
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last wednesday, why?
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>>692707918
Don't take the risk
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>>692708529
>>692708629
Thx, and actually is not just about the sex itself, loneliness is the worst, and the feeling of being unwanted
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raped some guy in an alley last night.

im not even gay so i didnt enjoy it.

i raped his ass w/o lube and squirted my POZ babies in his bloody shitter.
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>>692708847
If you don't like lonely and unwanted, don't get married anon.
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A week ago before my wife got on the rag.
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>>692706837
2 years and counts
muh blueballs
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Tomorrow for Birthday with her
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>>692708948
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>>692708948
Except "POZ babies" is a specific idiom used by bugchasers, try again you faggot.
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>>692708257
Not really, some girl really nice and beautiful happened to fall in love with me.
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>>692708996
That's sad, but Don't worry the probability of I getting married is none, I can't even flirt with a girl, having a wife? Lol I'm more likely to be a millionaire
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>>692708847
With you there, these days. But. Want is fickle, bruv. Shit will come your way, eventually. Then it will pass. Nothing's worth fussing about.
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Bout 6 days ago. She started crying during.
Said she just didn't feel it between us anymore.
Then I started crying.
Then she left me 2 days 4 days later
>I think sex is ruined for the rest of my life now.
Still get blow jobs tho but whatever.
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>>692706837

31 hours ago :) on a blanket in a forest during daylight, was fun :)
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>>692709110
A beast!
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throat fucked a 4'8 prostitue in manila for 20 minutes before i left for NYC. does that count?
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>>692706837

1997
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>>692709198
I see, I thought you were saying you'd had 200-250 girls since then
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>>692708629
Yeah but still a virgin, you always can control yourself if you're not pass out of course.

Alcohol is just an excuse, if she's drunk and want the D, you can be sure that she just want your tool of pleasure but just need an excuses for the next morning.
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>>692709237
I hope so, having a family is like my biggest dream, I have always wanted to be a dad
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>>692706837
20 hours ago
funny story, just after i came she slipped off my dick and the condom was stuck inside her
she took it out, but there was cum all over the place
she took morning after pill to be on the safe side.
this happen to anyone else?
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yesterday
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>>692709251
Cryin' sex is best sex. I especially enjoy the taste of tears.
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Ongoing
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>>692709168
i think the joke is that only a gay man would rape another man,
and that expressly denying his homosexuality only reinforces that.

how's being a fucking retard going for you?
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>>692707918
yesterday
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>>692709454
Stay the course, bruv. Improve yourself. You'll get there.
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>>692709461
yeah
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>>692706837
7 hours ago
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>>692706837
Yesterday
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>>692706837
Last Thursday was the first and only time with my gf. I was hard as a rock when we were kissing and all and when i got the condom i just couldbt get hard... it eventually did but ince i got the condom on my dick was like half soft. Every tome it got hard enough that quickly changed and i couldnt get it in there. I eventually got like 10 pumps on doggy style but the condom was dry and its been a long time since she was wet. I gave up. It didnt even go all the way in and kept slipping out. Is 6 inches that small? She is fat though. I was barely able to walk after so many attempts on the low couch and was sore the next day. She came twice from fingering though so at least i had that going for me. Our orgasm score so far is like 5 - 0.
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Almost a year and 1 month

24 yrs old, fuck
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>>692709419
You've obviously never had a girlfriend, or at least one you could please sexually...
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>ITT: /b/tards who haven't ever had sex lying about how they had sex 7 hours ago with a 10/10.

Eat a dick you fucks.
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>>692709628
I'm trying to improve myself actually, I'm going to the gym now, I started college this year, but socializing is really hard for me
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>>692707918
shit
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1 year ago.
But doesn't bother me much
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>>692709765
I laughed so hard reading this, praying to a god I don't believe in for it to be true
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I think like six months, I'm married, shit's getting depressing. Don't get married.
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>>692709765
If she's fat, your dick will never be big enough.
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>>692707918
o shit nigger
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About three weeks ago. In a school right now in Dallas 280 miles from the woman. Sucks.
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>>692706837
Oh jesus... Its been like 2 and a half years. Longest dry spell other than the 15 years I was a virgin. Had a 8.5/10 with 11/10 D cup titties who I broke up with when she started talking seriously about kids and marriage. Then I started drinking a lot and staying home all the time which resulted in me gaining 45 pounds. I also started balding at the age of 24 which was the icing on the no more confidence cake. Probably going to be a while until I fuck again because I don't even try to get pussy anymore.
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>>692707918
s
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>>692706837
Like seven months ago
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>>692709868
Good for you, man. Keep it up.

What are you taking in college?
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>>692709859
I have, and I do. I thought your original post had been intended to convey the amount of women and not the amount of sex. In that I have already acknowledged this and moved on, I suggest that you eat a bag of dicks
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Never, 20 yo here.

French girls are so hard to seduce
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>>692707918
fuck
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2 years
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>>692707941
>one night stand

Hookup. It's called a hookup, faggot.
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>>692707604
Are you me? Wife and I have seen each other a few times since Jan but not in a couple of months. Considering AMP in town.
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>>692706837
3 weeks ago, one last time with my wife, before she asked for a divorce

now living with my wife and no friends
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>>692710147
Informarmatics engineering
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>>692707918
nigga
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>>692710188
Fois Gras & Sauternes, baby.
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>>692707918

Wheres Immunity cat when you need it
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>>692710188
frenchfag here
no they're really not. just as easy as anglo girls. you just have no game my man
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>>692707971
sweet lie, dude
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>>692710188

Move to America. If you know where to look and how to go about it, the pussy can figuratively (and often literally) fall into your lap.
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>>692706837
2011
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>>692710376
Easy, he bites when poked.
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A little over a week ago. My fiance had to move back home for awhile to take care of both her cancer-ridden parents, that was in Dec. She's come back to visit once since then. It sucks. But I've hooked up with 4-5 girls from tinder and pfo since Dec for drunk one night stands, and fucked a hot asian prostitute last week for $400. Think I'm just gonna stick with getting a hooker every other week until the fiance gets home.
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>>692708614
But hangover sex is awesome!
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>>692710335
Right on. Be patient, practice equanimity. Good things will be yours.
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>>692708144
same here. Gave up 2014. Nothing changed except that idek whether I am even able to fuck now. It's like ear rings, at one point the hole doesn't work anymore and I am afraid it's the same for dicks.

Thought about getting a prostitute just to check if it's working
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>>692707918
Nope
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>>692710556
Thanks anon, I appreciate it
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>>692709973
Why wtf. Dont just pull your dick out and ask for it. Gotta skowly and seemlessly worm her up. Get some wine and some of those fancy aphrodisiacs.
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December
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>>692710500
I think I'm a sex addict :( I feel bad for cheating but the urge becomes overwhelming.
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>>692706837
yesterday
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>>692710657
>worm
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>>692708384
I agree, they're simply tiresome. I don't have any trouble with women, but I'm slowly losing interest in pursuing them because of how much most of them suck to be around.
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>>692710685
You should talk about this with your fiancé
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>>692710657

Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that?

Grow up faggot.
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>>692710801
Plus the fact that all the tender, excellent ones have been snapped up and got husbands for life already.
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>>692707918
i hope you and your fucking mom die bitch
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>>692710428
don't bother anon, if he can't get laid with french girls he'll never be able to with an american girl
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>>692711110
Burn.
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>>692709973
I was in a sexless marriage once.

ONCE.
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>>692711177
Nice dubs.
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Thursday. Will fuck her ass again tonight
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>>692709957
>>692710311
Do it anon. Best thing I do. Total stress relief without "cheating". Always a great massage, and jacked off. I only go to ones with table shower first. $80 bucks for hour, and $40 tip. Best money I spend all week.
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2 days ago, thursday. But now I have this rash that kinda itches between my dick and my bellybutton. Still worth, she was bangin.
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>>692707918
Hahahah
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>>692707107
i also last had sex 16 months ago
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>>692707971
No when you get married and/or have a live in you fuck several hundred times a year. This is extremely doable.
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>>692707918
Good
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>>692706837
september 2014
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>>692709461
That means your cock is small needle dick
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>>692707918
pls no
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3 FUCKING YEARS!!
>Maybe i'll greentext it
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>>692711518

> married
> fuck several hundred times a year

Pick one... I guarantee that the average married couple doesnt even break 100 times a year.
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>>692711816
Can confirm.
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>>692711645
Depends. If your chick is wet af and you pump raw a few times, and then put a condom on, then go to town again, the condom can slip off pretty easy.
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>>692710188
When I was a senior in high school a girl I was friends with hosted a French exchange student for 6 months. She was easily a 9/10 and I just fell in love with her. She had a bf back in France though so I thought I had no chance. However, I constantly flirted with her and acted as gentlemanly as a 18 year old American can and she started responding more and more to my flirting. Then after almost 5 months we were at a party and started dancing with each other and next thing I knew we were making out hard. She lead me to a bedroom and we fucked 4 times. Nothing is hotter than a girl speaking a language you don't understand as you fuck. The next morning she said it should not have happened and how terrible she felt. I told her I understood and apologized for allowing my desires to hurt her, saying how that was the last thing I ever wanted to do. She looked at me as if she loved me and next thing I knew we were fucking again. We fucked like rabbits for the next 4 and a half weeks until she left for Paris. Before she left she said she would never forget me and how I made her feel things she never thought were possible. Last thing she said was "
un jour nos chemins se croisent à nouveau et mon cœur ne sera pas toute , jusqu'à ce jour . je t'aime anon.."

I had no idea what it meant and when I asked her she just smiled, kissed me on the cheek, and got in the car. When I was able to translate what she said I felt I was truly in love with her.That was 10 years ago and I haven't spoken to her since. I searched for a long time on myspace and then facebook to find her but I never did. However, something tells me that one day our paths will cross and what she said will become a reality. I really hope so at least.
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>>692711719
Don't. Nobody cares.
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>>692711816
Broh speak for yourself, I fuck with my wife at least twice a day
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>>692711923

classic needle dick logic
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>>692706837
four months ago
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>>692707918
ah shit
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>>692712001
Thanks? I suppose.
I don't know how to react when somebody I don't care about replies me.
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>>692706837
never i'm 20
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>>692706837
Yesterday. Anal. Rawdog cum in ass. U mad?
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>>692711979
Her darkening pussy has been getting pounded by horrible frogs for the last decade. She has a job she likes, and likely a boyfriend or husband she's committed to, for real this time.

It's over man, totally over. Even IF you ever saw eachother again, all you'd get would be a kiss on the cheek, from lips that just sucked a guy off the same day.
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It's been over two years, I'm 21 and had three sexual partners.
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>>692712173
How about shut the fuck up.
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like 5-6 years ago (not kidding). halp get a girl please
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This afternoon, with my wife. Many orgasms were had.
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i paid 600 bucks for a blowjob on sep 10th, 2014
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>>692712550
Why the fuck would you pay that much
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>>692712550
Was it any good?
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>>692706837
Three months..
>so thristy
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>>692712012

Sure you do. The one relationship Ive had where I could have sex anytime I wanted as much as I wanted ruined the thrill and made it less desirable than sleep.
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>>692707918
Oh fuck
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>>692710552
I think the fear of her vomming while riding my dick was too much. also she could barely open her eyes because of the headache

post-southern fried chicken sex is good enough for me
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>>692707470
What a loser
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>>692712550
$600 fucking bucks!! For a blowjob? What. The. Fuck!!
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>>692712012
Body pillows don't count. And you're barely married until you've been together more than 8 years.

I remember thinking "I don't know why people say married couples don't have sex".
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>>692707918
whatever
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>>692712437
Yeah probably.. I moved on with my life as I was only 18 at the time but still... Sometimes I see girls that remind me of her and I'll day dream a little bit. It would be a pretty awesome story but the chances of it ever happening are astronomically small.
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>>692712012
How long have you been married though? If it's 10+ years and you still do twice a day, then good for you. Actually, good for you regardless of how long.
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>>692712641
>>692712727

it was supposed to be for 2 hours, but i got screwed over

>>692712642
yes
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Last sunday, getting ready to take a shower and shave me balls, her husband is leaving tonight to go back out of town. Going to ROFLSTOMP that pussy again
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>>692707918
fuck you
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>>692712550
That's retarded.
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>>692708290
No red wings?
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>>692712512
Mmhhhh... I wasn't even considering that option
I was expecting to humiliate you, but thanks, you did it yourself. Hooray!!!
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Almost two years ago.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.
Halp plos.
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>>692708384
Would agree
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>>692711816
>thinking this much in black and white
Faggot.
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5 years. Got girl prego at 14. She aborted, I fucking didnt know what to do. Now 19 and havent had sex since. Guess its not terrible
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>>692712826
6 years
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2 weeks ago. GF broke up with me and sent her little sister over to pick up her belongings. We ended up fucking on my kitchen table. Shit was cash.
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>>692708403
White knight
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>>692711816
>>692711920
>>692712688
>faggots that didn't do marriage right and married someone they shouldn't.

me and the wife fuck at least twice a day, and it's awesome.
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>>692712727

For 600$, you could get an hour long threesome with two 7.5/10 "gfe" girls..
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>>692706837
2 hours ago, with my gf whos asleep next to me. we ate loads of food, fucked and watched netflix. i am a happy man
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>>692706837
10am today. at work
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>>692708692
Conversation starter
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>>692712068
Gee, you're sure concerned about the penises of other men. I think there's a word for that. Have fun, guy.
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>>692708847
Very accurate
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>>692706837

2 weeks. I quit alcohol and the withdrawals are killing me. I'm on week 3 after 5 years of heavy heavy drinking. So hopefully I will be back on it within a few weeks....
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>>692712879

workout, get non autistic hobbies, don't dress like a fucking idiot
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>>692713035
more info
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>>692707918
no
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>>692708384
well duh women were made to be maids/fucktoys/mothers. anything else they simply fail at. why do you think society is falling apart so hard right now? we should have never given women equality.
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>>692706837
yesterday night. i'm fiending.
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>>692712960
> me and the wife fuck at least twice a day, and it's awesome

This. Married 8 years, still fuck all the time, at least daily, though having kids has stymied most of the wake-up and early afternoon sessions.
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>>692711979
>un jour nos chemins se croisent à nouveau et mon cœur ne sera pas toute , jusqu'à ce jour . je t'aime anon.."
"one day our paths will cross again and until that my heart will never be complete, love you anon"
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>>692706837
Two nights ago, though that was after an eight day dryspell. Been the theme lately with my wife; both of us have mind blowing sex once or twice then nothing for a week or more. Her work schedule sucks lately, and the crotch-spawn aren't helping things. I could stand to show her some more attention, and vice-versa.
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>>692706837
just a few hours ago with my GF
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>>692712937
It is actually, that's way too long.
I don't know what to do myself as well.
Haven't got laid in like 1+1/2 year.
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>>692712960
No dipshit. If you were paying attention, wife is outta state last couple of months.
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>>692712879
me too. im really bad at talking to women, as in they seem intimidated and creeped out by me. i do dress steampunk but its who i am and im not changing it
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>>692706837
15 years old. Right next to my high school. Her name was Jennifer. Got in that shit, came immediately. Stayed rock hard, fucked her some more. Came again, she called mt Superman. Only time in my life I had a multiple orgasm with the same hard on. Shit was cash.
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>>69270791
Fuck u faggot
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>>692713098

seem a little defensive
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4 fucking long months ago
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New Years 2015
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>>692712950
i loved that episode of Brazzers too. so when did you really have sex
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>>692713335
You seem a little gay.
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>>692712879
thanks, really.
what do girls like?
fit guys and shit?
my hobbies are ok, and my dressing is passable at least, a bit generic I'd say.
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>>692706837
This AM
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>>692706837
Two months ago.
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>>692713205
high five fellow married anon. though we havent had kids yet...also
>tfw the wife is open to ffm 3 ways but not mmf.
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>>692712968
I know that. Tell it to the fool who paid $600 for a fucking BJ.
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>>692713230
I was saying not bad as there are but ton of 19 yo virgins. I fucked up at a crazy young age and didnt wanna go back for a while, however its far far gone from a personal choice
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>>692713263
>i do dress steampunk but its who i am and im not changing it

>I do dress steampunk but its who I am

I fucking kek'd
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>>692713141
>get non autistic hobbies

wtf does this even mean?
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>>692707596
Same, also 21.
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>>692706837
13 years ago. I'm 35 now.
No ragrets.
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>>692706837
>When's the last time you had sex?

are you talking about with a man or with a woman? because I had sex with a man about four days ago.

Yours truly,
Chad Bryant
Salt Lake City, Utah
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>>692713285
My bad, thought the question was the FIRST time.
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>>692710685
So you're cheating on your fiance while she's taking care of her dying parents? You, my friend, are a cunt.
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>>692713233
literally none of those posts say anything about a wife being out of state faggot.
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>>692706837
It's been too long.
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>>692713163
theres a guy at work i fuck around with. his shift was in today. i went in for some server reboots as we were starting back up. it was a holiday weekend day with a skeleton crew, so i fucked him in one of the server rooms. end of story.

he's a hot rednecky type, btw.
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>>692706837
2 months, and since I'm very, very recently single, I don't know when I'll get laid again.
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like 4 months or so when my gf left me :^)
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>>692706837
About 4 months ago. Some trap I found in Craigslist . Got really fucked up and fucked him raw. I'm terrified to get tested.
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>>692706837
Almost 2 weeks ago
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>>692713525
>chad
top kek
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>>692707596
Kissed, fondled, just never actually fucked literally.

24, soon to be 25. I need to get my dick wet. That means losing all this weight. That means getting some exercise. That means stop browsing 4chan.

Cya losers.
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>>692713574
you can get a handjob by a man, its not that gay
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>>692706837
two weeks ago before me and my gf broke up
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>>692713263
I see.
I can talk to them quite well, but I carry missfortune wherever I go, bad luck in hunan form you'd say.
Plus my looks aren't anything to write home about.
I like myself though, I really don't think I'm ugly.
I'm just not into girl's standards you'd say.
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>>692706837
3 days ago. Wont get nothing for 2 months cus she went away
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>>692707918
Thanks fagget.
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>>692713573
are you female or male? do you have a partner?
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>>692713413
Sorry about your dick homie.

If you get the movement down right and maybe supplement with toys I'm sure women will still be super okay with it if you have a nice personality and good job.
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>>692708948
I got raped by a guy the same way. That's when I knew I was gay.
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End of April.

Her: I don't want this to be a one time thing
*ignores all my texts about a week later*
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>>692708403
You did the right thing Anon. Good on ya.
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like 18 days ago
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Never, 19 year old kissless virgin. Gotten to the point where I don't care about it anymore, I just want to lose this weight and start wrestling.
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>>692713660
>tfw still browse 4chan
>tfw still a little fat
>tfw still get laid
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Never, 23 years old.
People are normally surprised I've never done it.
I think the reason it hasn't happened yet it because of my self insecurity of little things about my looks and how short I am.
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>>692713660
Browse 4chinz while on an elliptical or stationary bike you fat fuck
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>>692713559
Well if you didn't just stroll in here at the end of the thread, you'd have been following the conversation from the start and known fuckboi.
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>>692708384
Disagree; you just need less shitty women. They do exist.
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in my previous life
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>>692706837
18 m
1 day, first fucked another guy in my car and got sucked. then got handjob by boyfriend at his house
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>>692707695
Truman?
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>>692713442
I hear you, makes sense if that's the case .
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>>692707918
c
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>>692707918
Twat
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>>692713810
get a hooker anon, or a slut for free. don't be picky if you're at the point. give it to any girl who's willing.
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>>692707918
boi
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>>692706837
About 3 days ago
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>>692708403
Your sensibility is greatly appreciated, anon.
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>>692713441
i already explained it. try to keep up
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Today
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>>692713846
if you could just suck a cock and shut up fag lord
>every post was complaining about married people not having sex not wife being out of town.
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>>692713607
Don't stress it there buddy. Just study hard, I'm sure you'll pass it with flying colors.
Idiot.
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never
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>>692713472

No video games, no weeb shit.
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>>692706837
Just now
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About an hour ago.

Married, no kids, all the sex I want
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>>692709449
Careful with that edge, m8
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>>692713207
It was actually "until that day my heart will never be complete" but my french sucks and google translate is not the best
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>>692708505
bet you're a solid 3/10 lol
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>>692706837
5 minutes from now. My wife is in the shower now. As soon as she gets out I'm going to eat her nice big ass and fuck the shit out of her.
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>>692713858
men now adays just want easy sex, then wonder why the women they find are so shitty.
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>>692708403
I've done something similar once and I've been regretting it ever since.
No more fucking white knight shit.
Everything that moves will be executed on the spot now on.
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>>692709591
Ayy good shit.
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>>692714075
I think I live in the most boring town on Earth old people everywhere so many goddamn old people and nothing to do.
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>>692706837

February of 2014
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>>692707918
:(
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>>692706837
Two months ago. Gay
>sucked a guy on a Monday
>lost my virginity to another the next day
>had sex with another on that Friday
I downloaded Grindr on that Monday and ten minutes In I got a hookup.
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>>692713915
Fam I'm not interesting, have very little social skills, unattractive in general and the wood is at 4.5, 5 on a good day. I'm just trying to suplex someone through a table now.
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>>692707918
Hi
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>>692714075
i play video games, i collect SW expanded universe books and i discuss politics.

ive fucked over 100 women, and been in 6 serious long term relationships all lasting at least 2 years.

come at me bro
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>>692713374
true story man
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>>692707918
Eat poo poo
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>>692714199
Rape them.
That's something to do.
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>>692714097
iktf m8. married no kids is the place to be sexually.
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>>692713758
male. single. gay.
the plant i work at has just under 500 people and i've fucked four, two of whom are regulars. all of them married. this is what happens when you don't let your kids come out but you urge them to get married at 19: some programmer from the west coast (this is the south) fucks them at work.
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>>692714155
women started it, men just adapt to the circumstances, dumbass
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>>692709868
Woo go anon
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>>692706837
last night
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>>692711002
I'm 22 and I see this rapidly happening with girls my age. The only ones left are either crazy or so stuck on themselves that they disregard every guy who isn't decently wealthy. Its a fucking bummer man.
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>>692706837
Christmas 2014. Probably going to be a few years until I have sex again.
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2009
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stop
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>>692714232
>shit i can fix
>shit i can fix
>shit i can fix
>little underaverage dick but still ok
quit making excuses anon.
plus you don't have to be impressive for hookers/sluts
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24th June, celebrating Brexit with a gorgeous British escort.
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>>692714224
ten mins is meh. i could get someone round within 2 but ive been fucking for years. good for you tho, at 18 you've taken a small step into a larger world.

use condoms and enjoy yourself
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About a week or two ago, before I was told I had chlamydia
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i wanna get married to by gyal what do i do
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>>692706837
7 months ago, and before that was 8 months
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7 days ago... I fucked my high school spanish teacher after running into her at a local bar. I drunkenly told her how I wanted her so bad when she was my teacher... from that point on she was all over me. Best sex of my life and we are hanging out again tonight.

She's 27, I am 22.
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>>692714499
i got dubs again
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>>692706837
Couple of weeks ago. I started regreting it part way through and started losing my boner. Some of the worst sex of my life. Will be happy if I don't have to fuck anyone for a few more years.... Is this normal at 23?
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>>692714311
nope men started it by treating women as equals and looking for the easy way out. once women thought that's the way into a mans life that's what they became. most of em anyway there are still good girls out there it just takes more effort from you to find them now.
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>>692706837
two days ago. I should dump the bitch. pussy makes you soft
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>>692707918
No risk
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>>692714253
please let me meet girls as stupid as that.

>Hey Chad, could you please go to my ex gfs house and pick up my stuff. also heres her number so you can call her first, she usually walks around in her lingerie and i wouldnt want you getting shy and embarrassed about it. Also we had a load of sex toys in the bedroom we brought and i want them back. Thanks man, your the best friend ever

what could go wrong?
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Hoping to get some cock in my faggot ass tonight, but the last time was Wednesday morning.
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ayyyyyyyy lapascoe
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>>692710188
Are you attractive?
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>>692714199

Just leave. It's not as hard as people make it sound, you're probably surrounded by people who never left or decided they wanted to be in that shitty town.

Nobody ever looks back and thinks "I wish I stayed in my shitty hometown".
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I have girlfriend and the last time we fucked was in november...

I dont know what to do with my relationship

She was under depression until a few months ago... Her psychologist said that she is okey but... we dont fuck

Im really tired, our relationship is a fucking boring routine and I dont like it. I just want it to be like a year before.

I hope this will "cure" in this summer or I will have to leave her. I am really tired of this
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>>692707918
fuck ypu man
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>>692714274
Na I can't do that. I'm starting to hate them and it's unhealthy .
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woooofer fooooower bork vork in me harem i smell nikker?
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>>692706837
About 4 days ago because she is on her period but I've had her sucking my cock like clockwork to compensate. Her technique is incredible. She loves to start at the base of my big ebony cock (get mad hillbilly faggots) and run her mouth slowly up to the tip multiple times in succession; the teasing is almost unbearable. When she finally puts my pulsating cock in her moist mouth the urge to cum instantly is strong. I struggle but regain control, mainly by forcing myself to recall a childhood memory of walking in on my father violently fucking my mother while she shouted racial slurs at him - this always seems to bring me back down to earth. She loves to gently stroke my cock while she bobs and slurps like a fucking pro. Every so often she'll mix things up by pausing at the tip and slowly gyrating her tongue around while applying pressure which is pure ecstasy. I've never busted in her mouth but I want her to taste my seed so bad. My problem is I get too horny and end up stopping her mid-suck so I can pound her pussy and bust on her plump 38DD breasts.
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