I don't want to hate fuck her
I want to lovingly fill her with my seed and cuddle all night, maybe give her a footrub
I'd love to rub her feet too
that said, I would not say no the the opportunity to fuck either of them rough and dirty
Yah I wouldn't touch crazy there with a ten foot pole attached to a twenty foot pole being held by the Canada arm being remotely controlled from the international space station.
I think she might be into it...
thinking of pounding sky doggy-style
God yes. Use her like your own little fuck-toy.
looks pretty real, but her tits are too small, she actually does have a nice pair on her (pic related).
Still, the thought of that being real, makes me rock hard.
I want to spank her cute little but until it's red and hear her adorable squeals.
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
anon, ive monitored you for a while now ...
i dont know what to say
Then jam it into her perfect little mouth and use her throat like a fleshlight.
Lay it on me, doc.
I actually watched a few of his videos. I hate that type of music, but he actually does it well and I dont feel the urge to slap him 100% of the time. unlike that sweater music video kid.
God, her mouth is literally perfect for cock.
Sky Ferreira, singer/model/qt3.14
i get off to this
so lewd, but it feels so good
Her tongue, twirling around the tip, teasing. But I couldn't last long like that. I'd make her throat my cocksleeve.
i should screenshot the OP for the next time i go in a cringe thread
can't stand her but my god is she fucking sexy
Meghan Trainor That bich who sing " all about that bass "and " No " I fucking hate her. other one would be Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer
Hate her fucking music but holy shit I would use up every inch of this slag
I had to read it out loud and had the guys laughing...
Well done Anon, here are your internets
there's nothing wrong with some lewd.
Even Sky says so!
Just look at her. She knows exactly what she's doing.
Don't blame your stupidity on the booze.
As long as that anon at least sees one new porn tonight that he hasn't seen before, then I'll be happy.
I love her attempt of being classy. It's like she goes " This looks nice, let's turn it into something only a whore would wear"
10/10 mega slut
She has a perfect face for spunk disposal.
Sky is great for that, too!
She really does. I'd love to make her lap up my cum like it was her breakfast.
While she's sucking you off, just take her head and cum straight down her throat?
Ooh, you want her to play with it a bit? gurgle it around?
But you want her to swallow it whole, right?
Didn't even have to think about it. Literally the only actor that makes me rage hard and cannot watch him in shit. But for some reason he's oddly attractive. I hate myself for saying that
I'd hate fuck Bette Midler's butthole so hard she'd need corrective surgery
Her nursing on your cock like her cum dispenser, or you using her mouth like a fuck-toy?
I'd hate fuck this old pale bitch. I bet she loves anal.