Waifu thread
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind, RP sucks
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ATmnbDmCms
>>692673155
woah Mio is OP
Shiro claimed.
>>692672474
They also have bunny girls in the background.
Dio-sama...
>>692672342
I may have changed my mind x)
>>692672371
T-T
Claimed
Next ohayou is well on its way
Kek, was watching game and forgot to make thread.
>>692673155
Re claiming Hitagi.
>>692673261
But without the ecchi it may or may not be worth watching imo.
>>692672524
>>692673205
>lurk squad
Yes fam best squad. But oh I see!
>>692673244
I am. I've taken on this thread making. I feel special when I do it.
kagami claimed!!
>>692672268
just give me the bleach already....
>>692673337
I got you fam, Mio saves the day
>>692673337
Forgiven, have an ice cream^^
>>692673360
Did you watch Bakemonogatari for the ecchi?
>>692673319
Did I mention that he loved animals?
Best type moon claimed.
>>692673374
I've even had my time to shine when it comes to making threads
It makes me feel special as well
Claimed, not even ashamed
>>692673492
>>692673523
No, I watched Bakemonogatari because it looked interesting.
>plus tsundere chicks turn me on.
I just really enjoy ecchi(especially with younger kids) because im sexually depraved.
>hitagi
>>692672474
>he thinks it's Mai
Saucefags should be tarred, feathered, and flayed.
Also, you're waifu a bitch.
>>692673596
Oh my, nice. Usually Kyouko does them, but I had to do some the other day. Feeling special is good.
>>692673360
While I wouldn't call it ecchi it does get quite lewd, the introduction of Shiro is a pantyshot with noticeable cameltoe.
>>692673492
>>692673693
I had a pretty good icecream picture but I don't really remember where it is and can't look for it now. I will just take this as an excuse to post Kyouko loods.
>>692673374
Yes, it appears he might have gone to bed early... I'll need to ask him again for another share of the image since I already saved this as a crop. How are you?
Rory-sama claimed
>>692673774
>internet explorer
>>692673874
I'm more interested in this now, i'll throw it on the list and give it a watch.
>>692673955
GATE was great.
rory is cute.
Gonna go play some vidya now, see you guys later.
>>692671610
Never noticed your reply until I checked this post
>>692673774
...My waifu is from Kancolle >:|
>>692673912
Sound good to me, have this in return :3
QOTT
What's the lewdest your waifu ever got?
>>692674181
Have fun best cow
>yuuko
>>692674181
Good luck and be sure to win.
>>692674252
You mean in the show or the lewdest pic I have of her?
>>692674349
I had canonically in mind
>yuuko
>>692674208
Just fucking with a sauce fag. Calm down.
>>692674124
Triggered? I love that my file names can troll for me. Only good thing about this phone.
>>692673937
Oh my, yes he doesn't seem to be on the thread though he could be around. It's still early-ish too sleep. I'm okay, I've been playing Overwatch all day and now I feel empty. But I decided to come jump on the thread before I leave in about an hour
Quantum shitpost
>>692674520
None of what I said was directed at you, I said I didn't notice the anon's post you replied to until I read your post.
>>692674467
Either this, that licking scene or the handholding scene.
My waifu is Woody-Chan from Toy Story 4.
>>692673721
You are a sick fuck.
>>692674252
She had a wet dream in class.
She also flashed her panties.
Also she was caught shaving. There. On her class trip.
Also she has molested one of her class mates.
...
I think mai waifu may be a baka.
But that's fine.
>>692674905
>Also she was caught shaving. There. On her class trip.
Wgy would she do that
>>692674252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTgcfwi_L8
or see>>692673283
>>692674979
Why*
Fuck
>>692674648
Ah. Well then hype back up.
>>692674520
Meh.
>>692674896
Insults turn me on Shiro.
Thank you~
>>692673155
wow, finally someone with a waifu that could be an actual real normal person.
>>692674905
There's never enough cute bakas
>>692675033
Great lips
>>692674702
Rare to see a sternum dip
>>692675129
Ahegao haipu? kek
>>692675079
Well she noticed the other girls shaved.
So, some kind of peer pressure? Bretty funny chabter if I say so myself.
Have a lewd image depicting the scene.
>she actually did use scissors also.
>>692675414
I get why she would shave, but on the trip?
She really is a baka.
>>692675414
That's not hot.
>>692675262
His hair looks weird in that scene.
>>692675255
A boat can't be 'an actual real normal person'? :')
>>692674622
maybe, he stopped replying mid-conversation after I answered his question about fish & chips or pasta but if he's here tomorrow I'll be sure to ask him about the image.
>overwatch
this game has been getting a lot of attention and it's so popular with a bustling community.
Anyway, I'll be taking my leave now before you, until some other time.
>>692675482
Cute
Stupid
Submissive
Her body is sexy as hell
I mean c'mon, I hit the jackpot with this modern angel.
Claimed
>>692675615
Spooky. Okay, bye Ui! It was nice talking to you
>>692675555
Not trying to be you closeted homosex. Don't you have man nipples to rub your own nipples to?
>>692675680
>sexy as hell
>tomoko
>>692675680
We lewd hour?
>>692675262
Because of this sketch I believe it was even supposed to be a shower scene to begin with.
>>692675386
Have a canon ahegao
>>692675808
No because Dio is a fictional character so all I can do is beat my meat, and I know for a fact that I would never beat my meat to some disgusting shit like Tomoko, even a centaur monster girl is better than that.
>>692675855
Kekius maximus
>>692675855
>sexy as hell
>dio
KEK
>>692675939
Wasn't my goal to by honest. I think it was Yukkos.
Claiming Yuuki
>>692676189
Well let's give Yuuko what he wants
>>692676132
Didn't notice the nipple tbh but whatever it's Yuudachi's ')
>>692675939
Lewdest cannon scene
>>692676189
"I must see lewds, but don't wish to look them up"
>>692676189
There's a clear difference that you're missing, DIO is indeed sexy as hell, Tomoko looks like some random crack addicted whore you'd find in an alleyway.
Thread is autism
![c7ac9ead479632bb913eeff6221e8a67[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/njets7k.jpg "c7ac9ead479632bb913eeff6221e8a67[1].jpg")
Claim!
>>692676091
You'd fuck a horse before a human?
>>>/mlp/
>Did you know that Tomoko's seiyuu did a voice for the Japanese MLP dub?
>the author included a cameo of her MLP character in the manga
Bellies? :3
>>692676319
Actually pretty good
>>692676339
Let's just say we're paying homage to our roots. I guess you could also say this is a lewd scene, considering most of it is barbie doll Shiki floating through the void.
Bye everyone
>>692676534
Bellies!
>>692676534
Well apparently centaur monster girls have 2 pussies, 1 in the back for horse cocks and 1 in the front for human cocks, weird but still better than standing up behind a horse giving it a visit to mr Johnson
My love :3
>>692676757
Goodbye mio
>always so quiet
>>692676621
Waifu's are no longer fapped to by OP.
There should be a resurgence~
>>692676841
Jesus you've even done research.
You're breaking Dio's kokoro with your horse pussy lust.
He chose you, but you want horse pussy.
>>692677023
>always so quiet
What you saying fam
>>692674252
There's some aethereal scenes in the anime where she is fully naked, a common trope on magical girl shows. However nipples and vagoo aren't visible.
We bellies now?
>>692676319
A few months ago you would be so against this.
>>692675680
why would you want a stupid waifu?
Doesn't make sense to me.
>submissive
something I just can't get into, but fair enough.
>>692677135
K-on is cute.
>>692676319
>saved
Bellies ^^
>>692676319
Nice.
>>692677074
That's actually a slightly long story, the other day I had an argument with some retard who was claiming a centaur, the cunt wanted to fuck a horse I mean come on. Later that night I rolled in some random thread about rolling your monster girls for the shits and giggles and so I did and I got a devil bug, I read about it learned it was kind of horrifying and decided to read more monster girls because I have nothing to do. After a few monster girls I saw the centaurs and I though "Fuck that, or DON'T fuck that hehehehehe I ain,t reading that stupid shit " but then I realised that maybe I could find something that would prove to me that centaur girls are indeed stupid gay shit and that I could use that new information to tell that horse fucker to fuck off.
I also learned a lot of weird things about monster girls but that doesn't matter.
>>692676841
Koalas have three pussies
Males have two dicks
>d.va claim
Hey guys what's goi-
Lewd
>>692677135
You're a quiet one and that's fine.
But didn't you leave you cheeky one?
>>692677159
Classy
>>692677319
Someone still has taste
>>692677452
Convincing. No, really. I believe you.
>>692677572
>incoming shit american art
>>692677275
Yes very cute
>>692677601
I had to reply to people! I'll probably talk to more people in the future, I just don't want to be bothering anyone and stuff.
>>692677399
Saved.
>>692674124
Yeah, at least I hope theres a third season.
That's actually a slightly long story, the other day I had an argument with some retard who was claiming a Dio, the cunt wanted to fuck a man I mean come on. Later that night I rolled in some random thread about rolling your vampire boys for the shits and giggles and so I did and I got a JoJo , I read about it learned it was kind of horrifying and decided to read more JoJo's Bizarre Adventures because I have nothing to do. After a few Vampire boys I saw the Dio and I though "Fuck that, or DON'T fuck that hehehehehe I ain,t reading that stupid shit " but then I realised that maybe I could find something that would prove to me that vampire guys are indeed stupid gay shit and that I could use that new information to tell that guy fucker to fuck off.
I also learned a lot of weird things about vampires that can bend time but that doesn't matter.
>>692677399
Hurrah for underboobs.
>>692677663
It really is what happened, apparently humans and elves have mana and semen is filled with mana and monster girls love the stuff, also the current demon lord is the reason monster girls exist, she turned all the spooky bloodthirsty monsters into monster girls, whoever wrote that shit is a sick fuck.
>>692677595
>Bellies
>Lewd
Maybe in your world :^)
>>692677832
New copypasta
>>692677267
Not really, like I've said multiple times I have my own standards for what I find tasteful and acceptable for my waifu, I do find some of yours a bit much but that's up to you.
Don't forget that I posted a lot in the originals and still keep contact with him. Fapping to your waifu is still heresy though.
>>692677319
>>692677428
You sure know how to ask for more, have one I've only posted once before.
>>692677832
That's pretty good.
>>692677842
I saw some lewds in thread
>they're nice
>>692677796
:x
>>692677837
Indeed :3
That's actually a slightly long story, the other day I had an argument with some retard who was claiming a loli, the cunt wanted to fuck a little girl I mean come on. Later that night I rolled in some random thread about rolling your lolitas for the shits and giggles and so I did and I got a loli , I read about it learned it was kind of horrifying and decided to read more about lolis because I have nothing to do. After a few lolis I saw the biggest loli and I though "Fuck that, or DON'T fuck that hehehehehe I ain,t reading that stupid shit " but then I realised that maybe I could find something that would prove to me that lolis are indeed stupid gay shit and that I could use that new information to tell that baby fucker to fuck off.
I also learned a lot of weird things about vampires that can bend time but that doesn't matter.
>>692677832
damn
>>692677980
Is that yours?
>>692677976
Very nice, I could see someone wanting to frame this as a painting.
Rolling for lewds of Homu
Belly & underboob? :3
That's actually a slightly long story, the other day I had an argument with some retard who was claiming a bro-con, the cunt wanted to fuck a brother-lover, I mean come on. Later that night I rolled in some random thread about rolling your oniichans for the shits and giggles and so I did and I got a Akito , I read about it learned it was kind of horrifying and decided to read more OniAi because I have nothing to do. After a few chapters I saw the Akiko and I though "Fuck that, or DON'T fuck that hehehehehe I ain,t reading that stupid shit " but then I realised that maybe I could find something that would prove to me that bro-cons are indeed stupid gay shit and that I could use that new information to tell that oniichan fucker to fuck off.
I also learned a lot of weird things about vampires that can bend time but that doesn't matter.
>>692678377
No because if I said "That's pretty good" to my own copy pasta it would be fucking stupid.
Homu lewds get
Get
I like deez nutz
I live for deez nuts cause I know whenever i got a trouble deez nuts will be there for me and never betray me
I't doesn't really matter in what kind of universe we are and time
We always will be loving each other
>>692678870
Savage
this thread is quickly becoming aids.
I like her and I live for her cause I know whenever i got a problem she will be there for me and never betray me
I't doesn't really matter in what kind of universe and time we live
Our love is eternal and we always going to love each other
Not really, like I've said multiple times I have my own standards for what I find tasteful and acceptable for my goat, I do find some of yours a bit much but that's up to you.
Don't forget that I posted a lot in the originals and still keep contact with him. Fapping to your goat is still heresy though.
>>692679121
What?
>>692679157
>>692677267
Not really, like I've said multiple times I have my own standards for what I find tasteful and acceptable for my goat, I do find some of yours a bit much but that's up to you.
Don't forget that I posted a lot in the originals and still keep contact with him. Fapping to your goat is still haram though.
Satsuki-chan claims
>>692678793
anime, manga or whatever source?
I'm pretty sure I chose her to be my love
i fuck your cancer wives
>>692679261
Hmm, sure. I get that.
Breasts to me are not that impressive. They are attractive for sure, but I feel they shouldn't be as taboo as society deems them.
I'm awake now.
>>692679485
it's omori yuko
He stole my goat...
One evening i was hanging out in my yard in Palenstine when the most jacked commando walked by. He was an Israeli counter-terrorist. Fucking Israelis. So i threw my sandal at him. The counter-terrorist came up to me.
>"did you throw that?"
>"uh, no sir"
>"who did then?"
I promptly gestured to my goat. My goat could fetch soup.
>" I'm going to let you off because I'm in a good mood"
I then spat at the Israeli scum. He punch me and knocked me down.
He was taking best goat.
Ever since, I've live in New York, driving taxis while telemarketing.
>>692679892
Breasts aren't even taboo, it's just female nipples. Everything else can be revealed without apparent problems.
I hate everyone...
>>692679121
How do you like her make-over?
>>692679892
Oh yeah breasts are fine, I think that's just an American thing.
>>692680052
i crie evrytiem
kamizakirisa fucking love
>>692680052
Didn't expect these feels, fam
>>692680173
That's a pretty good pic.
>>692680464
Thank you I quite like it too.
MISTER ANONYMUS INSPECTOR
Are you here?
>>692680464
>>692680103
Man I remember when /a/ went nuts on nipples.
Funny times.
>>692680008
Thanks!
>>692680354
Fixed
>same anon
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>692680957
You fixed it by reducing pic size?
>>692680052
This is now a feels thread
>>692681166
HomuMad, seriously?
>>692680566
That one's pretty good
>>692681166
Fuck oops
Hope i fixed it
I'm on clover can't really tell the actual size of it
>>692681453
I figured it would help identifying it's me in the thread if I put Homu always first in the filename.
>>692680809
That was just that one retarded mod.
>>692680052
Don't mess with Scrappy CoCo dude
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Mio anon please stand up?
I repeat will the real Mio anon please stand up?
>>692678643
Hey Dio what are your thoughts on cannibalism?
>>692680052
You don't mess with the Zohan was probably one of the best Adam Sandler movies I watched when I was younger
>claiming yume
>>692681929
Just went to bed.
>>692681755
>checked
thats my kind of present I would love to get
I have returned~
>>692681929
It doesn't sound very healthy.
I hate elections. We still dont know who's leading the country.
>>692681711
Mad?
Seriously?
>>692681755
Have they calmed down?
They were pretty adamant about nipple nazism.
Oh well. Canon and official art usually get through.
>>692682214
It was stopped almost immediately, lasted maybe a couple of days. Still good fun though.
>>692682206
You're a special kind of retarded.
>inb4 "Just pretending"
>>692681556
I also have a fair bit of indirect lewd with Saber.
>>692682506
That's pretty good too
>>692682506
Thats lewd. About 1.7 lewd.
I wish to go the beach with yuuko
>>692679110
Full aids aquired
>>692682829
To*
Goddammit
>>692682705
That's barely lewd, this is lewd.
Found this mediocre nude skin for that one picture.
>>692682705
>>692682506
1.2 in my scale.
Debating about lewdness, kek
>>692683036
Remember that I count ecchi as 1.5lewd.
>>692682966
Im a bit more conservative than most. Saber was the reason for the 1.7.
>>692683389
1.5 lewd. Thats some solid ecchi.
>>692682966
I don't remember her being nude in this pic.
>>692682029
fuck
I just finished his ohayou
>>692682198
>It doesn't sound very healthy.
Only when you eat the sickly deceased
I expected you to be more opinionated on this matter.
Me and Mizore were discussing it the other day and since we're both confirmed cannibals we just kinda advocated cannibalism and were listing the pros and cons. Really the only thing that would be a problem was Kuru and other prion diseases, along with how unhealthy humans are living these days. Lots of quicksilver and heavy metal toxins in a human body. It would save us lots of space that would otherwise have to go to graves, a family can feed for weeks from an adult human and it would also solve the orphans problem
>>692683469
Completely subjective and pointless to argue about
