Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
So much fun to be had on /b/ right now.
A lot of terrible threads, but some real fun ones.
Not always her fault, very rarely actually. Other dumbasses she helps fuck everything over
Let's see of I can find one for Fran. And I can't find one
I wouldn't completely fuck everything. And I still would work so the IRS wouldn't be completely suspicious of me
It's been a while Renge.
I'm doing good, been slaving away at that picture all day now though.
just put everyone in it
It'll take 5 minutes to scroll, but it'll be worth it
Sounds good and hey, it's not like you have anything better to do :^)
Been playing anything lately? How's your homeland holding up?
So, hoe many image collages has /waifu/ attempted?
Hey akiko! Thanks again for the Ohio art
My pleasure Fran, I'm glad to see so many people like them
Funny you should mention them, I got another one ready in 15 minutes
>it's not like you have anything better to do :^)
Have I been playing anything lately? Hearthstone and SimCity because I still haven't got all the parts yet.
And my homeland is just rainy, not much else to it.
Reminder that elitism is good.
Reminder that Tomoko looks like an effeminate male
Who is it this time? Haulustar?
Still here (sort of). Anyone got a solution to boredom?
2/10 pretty sure Tomoko is actually the queen of /trash/ so your insult is pretty weak.
6/10, rarely hear this one.
Try killing yourself.
It always helps.
Masturbate to Dio rule 34, that's what I always do when I'm bored.
You're just jealous you aren't the goddess of no sleep
>10 minutes and no reply.
There's nothing gay about this.
I mean, it IS DIO after all, it's not my fault that I'm getting hard, I know for a fact that you're getting hard too and that's only natural.
Mugi is up next. I'm almost finished
You mean Holstaur?
Holstaur has already been done. Haven't you seen it yet?
Ehh, I think I'll pass on this one. Thanks anyway.
Not really in the mood to stick random objects into my body right now.
Got any other solutions?
I would feel unclean just clicking on that crap. I couldnever succeed in masturbating to Dio the loli lover.
It is Dio
No I haven't seen it, or able to spell it apparently
Woah now. Relax. Personally Fuwa made Shimoneta bearable.
Besides, Tomoko may as well be a character archetype now.
And I know one girl who fits it fairly well.
>fixated on lewd activity
>not very popular, except on the internet
The lab coat scene was great.
There's no need to lie to yourself, just let your love flow.
You sound like one of those delusional closet fags who claim that futanari are in fact less gay than straight hentai.
He posts it every now and then, I'm sure you'll get to see it soon
Here's your ohayou
With thicc eyebrowws as requested
I hope you like it
Hmm, I might whip out my jihad equipment.. I'll see what I can do.
Yeah... kk Dio, I'll try.
Nah traps and futa is fucking gay, DIO on the other hand...
That's the one.
How fucking Alpha can you get?
Science girls best girls
That's why I just go straight to yaoi
hey!!! are you the mami i know and love?
Is a muscle bound HARD GAY wanna be chuuni vogue-ing fagpire.
>the leather club is two blocks down.
hello frankenberry!!! how are you doing today??
You should listen to those.
This alpha you beta cuck
I really don't see what you're talking about.
I know you will
Lab coats are pretty good.
Sorry famalam, I forgot that nuclear throne existed and was wrecking shop. Fun game. Fortunately it hasn't been rainy at all here, unfortunately it's been like 8 million degrees.
How's HS going? Are you rank 1 legend yet?
Playing DnD, about to murder se robots
Just a warning, you might have trouble sleeping for a bit after word
until you become the omega
>get called a cuck
Never change /waifu/
Someone post Shitobu so I can shit on your terrible taste.
>Dungeons & Dragons
I recently opened a legendary, being Tinkmaster Overspark. Lovely /s
>rank 1 legend
New season started so I'm back at rank 20...for now.
Hey there Kagame! I think I am the one?
Anywho, how are you doing?
Why would I have trouble sleeping? Ridding the world of the Zionists is what allah wills us to do.
U for srsly now?
I'll DnD you into a corporate business who fights embezzlement, low productivity, low employee moral.
You won't fight kobolds and goblins.
You fighting TPS reports and lawsuits.
Roll that dice bitch, or your company fucking goes bankrupt.
Wait no, that's monopoly.
But my giant named André
Looks like you got your wish
At least you aren't like my friend who pulled 2 millhouses and a golden millhouse as his first 3 legendaries
New season, time to git gud
I'm glad you like it
I doubt this is real, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth
>literally less than nothing
>character song never
>not even best girl in her series
>not even best loli in her series
>her laugh is phonetically Spanish for SHIT
>unhealthy attachment to band aids
>most attractive thing about her is her feet
>will cheat on you and throw you to dust
>2 millhouses and a golden millhouse
Sorry that happened.
>New season, time to git gud
And I'll try, but it's hard playing against all these aggro shamans. Know what I'm sayin?
wow....those are great chen!!! it has a rise against sound to it, i've never even heard of these guys either!!!
you've probably heard this already lol, but i've been listening to it a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6Ga3Nad3s
sounds fun!!! what kinda robots are they??what'cha doing for the U.S.'s b-day??
the really interesting one!! lol
i've been good, went out yesterday to be a dd lol, it was pretty interesting!! how about you mami??
Not really, I haven't played in over a year
Just counter with a warrior mill deck, clearly
Constructs, golems, and shit like that.
Depends on who you murder
Well, there was that time we tried to run the economics of a small nation through magic and our bard being very good at convincing bankers to do him a favor or two
Everything you draw is pretty good
At the moment, I'm planning g on going kayaking. We recently got a bunch of rain up here. My dad and I are also going to make some delicious BBQ
>Just counter with a warrior mill deck
Why didn't I think of that?
Good luck with that faggot, doesn't even work anymore with nerfs and standard.
Oh, yeah, I've listened to the whole album more than twice, but it never gets bad.
I like to listen to them when I'm playing games.
>wow....those are great chen
I'm glad you like the songs, the album (Wildlife) from which the songs are is decent aswell.
Right now I'm listening to
mmmm, sounds yummy and fun!!! i've a whole bunch of friends that go kayaking, but never got into it...how is it??
not too much lol, maybe shoot some fireworks with friends...if they invite me!!
Well, I need to get you guys into Magic the Gathering.
Super fun, and I am pretty sure they put nicotine in the ink, so there is that
I have gotten somewhat better but I still have lots of room for improvement
>whe senpai calls you interesting
Oh, I've been busy myself. Finaly am on my way to the Orient Express, but of all the time to be traveling in Turkey, I couldn't have picked a worse time. Btw, call me stupid, but what's a dd? It sounds interesting.
>who I kill
Infidels. Isn't it obvious?
>nicotine in the ink
I'd believe it. My roommate would rather buy magic cards than pay rent.
It's become an issue.
This is why I don't play anymore
If I'm not playing facehunter, it's just not the same.
Actually do have a friend that runs that and it works honestly more often that it ought to.
Well, that depends. Whitewater or flat water? If whitewater, do it. Tons of fun!
For flat water, you should also do it, think of it kind of like hiking
Still pretty good though
Not random strangers after you expiriment on them?
We have different murder plans it seems
I don't blame him. Fucking eternal masters set.
It's called cardboard crack for a reason by the way
>If I'm not playing facehunter, it's just not the same.
I thought better of you Renge, facehunter isn't even fun it's just "ME GO FACE"
And your friend should just drink bleach tbh.
it is good music to pump you up!! lol
i don't think i've not liked anything you link, i need a bigger hard drive so i can download all this stuff...
okay!! im gonna be listening to this now, i like the band name already!
i was listening to absolution a second ago lol
you are though!!! you have so much going on with your life, it's insane!!!
what's the orient express?
just a designated driver lol, i've never drank alcohol, so i figured i'd do it
I play MTG
I got shitty cards though
And no one i know plays MTG
hmmm...i've done whitewater rafting before, and that was tons of fun!!
i hear kayaking is a really good workout too, i need to get into it....
Everyone I know plays MtG
And I mean really everyone
But that's exactly the fun of it
Knowing that your opponent put all this time and thought into crafting a deck and making all the right plays
But then huffer, skill command, hero power
We need subcategories of murderers. I identifyas a jihadist, thank you very much. #murdermatters
Daww, my life isn't that interesting. It's rare that my govrnment job actually permits me to do things thi interesting. :p
The Express is a trans-middle east train that is most famous for its mention in Marry Shelly's book: Murder on the Orient Express.
You're a terrible person Renge, and have lost a lot of respect for you.
Everyone should post the most cringe-inducing picture of their waifu. Or else I will choke you between my thighs.
Get your friends in too it
It is, you should!
Oh, I'm sorry if I offended you
You can still try, just be careful if they cheat
don't be bashful!!! you have a lot going on for yourself!! and just the fact that you have that rare job lol, i want to hear more about you....
ohhhhh, are you riding on it?? or just visitng it??
I CLAIM THE ANTI NIGGER GOD WAIFU OF NIGGER LYNCHERY
ASSCLOWNS UNITED IS HERE TO SPREAD THE TRUTH THAT NIGGERS ARE MONKEY IN THE FORM OF 43 FREE SONGS
Only because you threatened me so kindly.
I just don't really have cringe pictures, or at least I don't think I do, I just find that picture to be a bit retarded, I mean, he doesn't even have his beautiful golden hair.
This actually happened. She thought it was an anotomy documentary
How are you today?
Yeah, what's the point with out it?
Just a question, what would happe if I wished that I would never be a magical girl? What would happen?
You triggered the hell out of me.
Im going to be riding it! I'm so excited, I'll be taking pictures and keeping you guys up to date with my trip. My only fear is that someone is going to allahu akbar me out of existance.
What are you trying to do, SUMMON him?
E U P H O R I A
>The wait is nearly over
>The new outfits
>The new fan art
>Barely able to contain myself from shouting off the rooftop
D I A M O N D S
Just.. MMMPF, FUCK! Ahh, I can't wait to once again crush all beneath my goddess when she drops. Just one more month.. one more..
ach...i hope that doesn't happen!!! ill be wishing you a safe trip!
i look forward to the pictures, and you've gotta tell me how it is!!!
are you close to it now??
Don't worry, I'm the only omnipotent god here.
I'm glad you oculd understand.
Tired, i expect a boring day.
You doing the same as usual?
In one months time your internet will go out.
>claiming your waifu
>even get dubs
Just please don't hurt me buff Kyubey
That's fine, because I can still use the Versus option to crush people in meetups or tourneys, and I have offline training mode to spend an eternity perfecting her moveset, if need be.
I am going to board it sometime next week. I have to travel to istanbul tonight.
God sure is a faggot then.
Your love for your waifu is pure.
No need for anything else.
I love you
There's nothing gay in fucking a god.
ALL OF THESE CRINGEY PICTURES PLEASE THE KYUBEY! BUT HIS MAJESTY DEMANDS MORE!
n-next week??? oh wow!! i thought you were closer than that lol
how is the scenery there?? i bet it's beautiful
Maybe if you were a woman.
Oh shit! Does this make me an infidel?
Well he does have great hair
Yeah, just playing DnD and flirting with Chara sometimes
Both of those sound fun.
I'm a proud white cis straight male and I love titties.
Yes it does. But what kind of infidel do you identify as? Bi-infidel? Infidel-fluid?
These are seriojs questions that demand answers.
Btw, did you draw that picture yourself?
It's very lovely! I'm here early as I wanted to travel around Turkey a bit before I got on the express. However travel is very hard with all the security. I hope I'll still be permitted to see the inside of the Ahmed Mosque.
And Dio's hard body.
His intense nipples.
His chiseled abs.
His faggot cock.
C'mon brother. You ain't gotta lie to me. You don't even know me well enough to benefit from lying to me.
>Haven't been excited or happy in 7 months, not since the last locals I won with her
>First time since then I've felt truly alive
My goddess is my everything and I plan on showing my worth by placing top 3 on leaderboards. And then, I'm winning a CPT major.
Well yeah of course I love Dio's body, I just didn't think that I had to mention it.
Lolis don't have titties, well except for some cases but to be honest it only makes matters worse.
You're a true workaholic even with your downtime.
No one will do your waifu more right than you.
No lewdness. Not here at least
Basically what my life is
Your existence triggers me! Check your privilege!
And what about dio? ~~what parts of dio do you like?~~
No. Some anon a few months ago did. I might be able to do better, but only slightly