Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692630372
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
So much fun to be had on /b/ right now.
A lot of terrible threads, but some real fun ones.
Oops
Brb baleeting thread
>>692651012
Make /b/ great again
i will cut a bitch who touches my waifu rise
>>692650545
Here you go
~Yui
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY
>>692651269
I lurk like the dickens but I don't recall any renge pose that fits that
Also how are you Yui
>rango
>>692651112
>again
lol wut?
>>692649069
Not always her fault, very rarely actually. Other dumbasses she helps fuck everything over
>>692649436
Let's see of I can find one for Fran. And I can't find one
>>692650040
I wouldn't completely fuck everything. And I still would work so the IRS wouldn't be completely suspicious of me
>>692651131
>Touches
claimed
Good day m80's
claimed don't tuch
>>692651414
It's been a while Renge.
I'm doing good, been slaving away at that picture all day now though.
>>692651269
>saved
>>692651131
>touches your waifu rise
>>692651269
just put everyone in it
It'll take 5 minutes to scroll, but it'll be worth it
>>692651666
Looks like a gayer version of Shiro
>>692652034
don't give a fuck its my pic so fuck off
>>692651731
Sounds good and hey, it's not like you have anything better to do :^)
Been playing anything lately? How's your homeland holding up?
>>692652188
Someone's got their pantsu in a bunch
>>692651980
So, hoe many image collages has /waifu/ attempted?
>>692651608
Hey akiko! Thanks again for the Ohio art
>>692651666
Touches
>>692652266
i just don't like people disrespecting my waifu
>>692652353
Pyong
QOTT: Who is the most elitist anon?
>>692651608
Oh shit...
>>692652353
My pleasure Fran, I'm glad to see so many people like them
Funny you should mention them, I got another one ready in 15 minutes
>>692652474
Maybe if you're waifu wasn't shit I'd stop
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>692652220
>it's not like you have anything better to do :^)
>shots fired
Have I been playing anything lately? Hearthstone and SimCity because I still haven't got all the parts yet.
And my homeland is just rainy, not much else to it.
You?
>>692652509
Reminder that elitism is good.
>>692652625
Not really shots fired
That wasn't really a burn, just a fact.
>>692652588
maybe if id give a fuck......just go away
>>692652588
>Maybe if you're waifu
Wut
>>692652509
Mai
>>692652896
t.Mai
>>692652642
Reminder that Tomoko looks like an effeminate male
>>692652642
says a trash tier waifu
>>692652488
Touches again
>>692652525
Who is it this time? Haulustar?
Still here (sort of). Anyone got a solution to boredom?
>>692653034
2/10 pretty sure Tomoko is actually the queen of /trash/ so your insult is pretty weak.
>>692653003
6/10, rarely hear this one.
![Syndra [236].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q93Ld7z.jpg "Syndra [236].jpg")
>>692653282
Try killing yourself.
It always helps.
>>692653282
Go stick a pen up your ass and edge.
Who needs boredom then?
D.va claimed
~~D.Vious
>>692653282
Masturbate to Dio rule 34, that's what I always do when I'm bored.
>>692653350
You're just jealous you aren't the goddess of no sleep
>>692653673
Total fag.
>>692653673
>
>>692652625
>10 minutes and no reply.
>>692653775
There's nothing gay about this.
I mean, it IS DIO after all, it's not my fault that I'm getting hard, I know for a fact that you're getting hard too and that's only natural.
>>692653133
Mugi is up next. I'm almost finished
>Haulustar?
You mean Holstaur?
Holstaur has already been done. Haven't you seen it yet?
>>692653359
Ehh, I think I'll pass on this one. Thanks anyway.
>>692653452
Not really in the mood to stick random objects into my body right now.
Got any other solutions?
>>692653673
I would feel unclean just clicking on that crap. I couldnever succeed in masturbating to Dio the loli lover.
>>692653282
Murder someone
>>692653726
Best girl
>>692653920
It is Dio
>>692653951
No I haven't seen it, or able to spell it apparently
>>692653726
Woah now. Relax. Personally Fuwa made Shimoneta bearable.
Besides, Tomoko may as well be a character archetype now.
And I know one girl who fits it fairly well.
>unkempt appearance
>"strange"
>fixated on lewd activity
>eye bags
>not very popular, except on the internet
The lab coat scene was great.
>>692653951
Mugi, eh?
>>692654098
indeed
>>692654103
This one?
>>692654082
There's no need to lie to yourself, just let your love flow.
>>692653920
You sound like one of those delusional closet fags who claim that futanari are in fact less gay than straight hentai.
Claimedu. League dead when?
kagami claimed!
>>692654301
If its futa on female its not gay
>>692654098
He posts it every now and then, I'm sure you'll get to see it soon
>>692654121
Yes indeed
Here's your ohayou
With thicc eyebrowws as requested
I hope you like it
>Akiko
>>692654098
>murder someone
Hmm, I might whip out my jihad equipment.. I'll see what I can do.
>>692654223
Yeah... kk Dio, I'll try.
>>692654301
Nah traps and futa is fucking gay, DIO on the other hand...
>>692654197
That's the one.
How fucking Alpha can you get?
>>692654405
Fukken saved
>>692654197
Science girls best girls
>>692654358
Hey kagami!
>>692654405
Adorable!
>>692654301
That's why I just go straight to yaoi
>>692654459
hey!!! are you the mami i know and love?
>>692654464
Is a muscle bound HARD GAY wanna be chuuni vogue-ing fagpire.
>the leather club is two blocks down.
>>692654608
hello frankenberry!!! how are you doing today??
>>692654358
>>692654643
Hey Kagami.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDySR5F6IZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QhtlMLhNSg
You should listen to those.
>>692654484
This alpha you beta cuck
>>692654685
I really don't see what you're talking about.
>>692654459
I know you will
>>692654197
Lab coats are pretty good.
>>692654802
Chuckled
>>692652625
Sorry famalam, I forgot that nuclear throne existed and was wrecking shop. Fun game. Fortunately it hasn't been rainy at all here, unfortunately it's been like 8 million degrees.
How's HS going? Are you rank 1 legend yet?
>>692654714
Playing DnD, about to murder se robots
>>692654459
Just a warning, you might have trouble sleeping for a bit after word
>>692654484
until you become the omega
>>692654802
>give compliment
>get called a cuck
Never change /waifu/
Someone post Shitobu so I can shit on your terrible taste.
>>692654932
>Dungeons & Dragons
>robot
Huh?
Spiderman thread now fuck off lonely weeb trash
>>692655039
It's a joke you retard
>>692654910
I recently opened a legendary, being Tinkmaster Overspark. Lovely /s
>rank 1 legend
New season started so I'm back at rank 20...for now.
claimed
>>692654643
Hey there Kagame! I think I am the one?
Anywho, how are you doing?
>>692654828
;)
>>692654932
Why would I have trouble sleeping? Ridding the world of the Zionists is what allah wills us to do.
>>692655136
Hey spidey it's been a while
>>692655075
U for srsly now?
I'll DnD you into a corporate business who fights embezzlement, low productivity, low employee moral.
You won't fight kobolds and goblins.
You fighting TPS reports and lawsuits.
Roll that dice bitch, or your company fucking goes bankrupt.
Wait no, that's monopoly.
>>692655136
>>692655320
Retard
>claiming yume
La vida es tan helada
>>692655382
But my giant named André
>>692655039
>>692655233
Looks like you got your wish
>>692655190
Nice, nice
At least you aren't like my friend who pulled 2 millhouses and a golden millhouse as his first 3 legendaries
New season, time to git gud
>>692654574
I'm glad you like it
>>692654608
Thank you
claimed
>>692654397
This.
>>692655233
I doubt this is real, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth
>diabetes
>literally less than nothing
>character song never
>not even best girl in her series
>not even best loli in her series
>her laugh is phonetically Spanish for SHIT
>unhealthy attachment to band aids
>most attractive thing about her is her feet
>will cheat on you and throw you to dust
>>692655608
>2 millhouses and a golden millhouse
Sorry that happened.
>New season, time to git gud
And I'll try, but it's hard playing against all these aggro shamans. Know what I'm sayin?
>>692650785
STOP THIS!
>>692654772
wow....those are great chen!!! it has a rise against sound to it, i've never even heard of these guys either!!!
you've probably heard this already lol, but i've been listening to it a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6Ga3Nad3s
>>692654932
sounds fun!!! what kinda robots are they??what'cha doing for the U.S.'s b-day??
>>692655237
the really interesting one!! lol
i've been good, went out yesterday to be a dd lol, it was pretty interesting!! how about you mami??
>>692655233
Diabeetus
>>692655793
No u
>>692655759
Not really, I haven't played in over a year
Just counter with a warrior mill deck, clearly
Facehunter 5ever
>>692655075
Constructs, golems, and shit like that.
>>692655237
Depends on who you murder
>>692655382
Well, there was that time we tried to run the economics of a small nation through magic and our bard being very good at convincing bankers to do him a favor or two
>>692655609
Everything you draw is pretty good
>>692655809
At the moment, I'm planning g on going kayaking. We recently got a bunch of rain up here. My dad and I are also going to make some delicious BBQ
You?
>>692655985
>Just counter with a warrior mill deck
Why didn't I think of that?
Works everytime.
>Facehunter 5ever
Good luck with that faggot, doesn't even work anymore with nerfs and standard.
>>692655809
Oh, yeah, I've listened to the whole album more than twice, but it never gets bad.
I like to listen to them when I'm playing games.
>wow....those are great chen
I'm glad you like the songs, the album (Wildlife) from which the songs are is decent aswell.
Right now I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8
>>692655759
>millhouse
>>692656120
mmmm, sounds yummy and fun!!! i've a whole bunch of friends that go kayaking, but never got into it...how is it??
not too much lol, maybe shoot some fireworks with friends...if they invite me!!
>>692656243
roll
Well, I need to get you guys into Magic the Gathering.
Super fun, and I am pretty sure they put nicotine in the ink, so there is that
>>692656120
Too kind
I have gotten somewhat better but I still have lots of room for improvement
>>692655809
>whe senpai calls you interesting
Oh, I've been busy myself. Finaly am on my way to the Orient Express, but of all the time to be traveling in Turkey, I couldn't have picked a worse time. Btw, call me stupid, but what's a dd? It sounds interesting.
>>692656120
>who I kill
Infidels. Isn't it obvious?
>>692656436
>nicotine in the ink
I'd believe it. My roommate would rather buy magic cards than pay rent.
It's become an issue.
>>692656178
This is why I don't play anymore
If I'm not playing facehunter, it's just not the same.
Actually do have a friend that runs that and it works honestly more often that it ought to.
>>692656367
Well, that depends. Whitewater or flat water? If whitewater, do it. Tons of fun!
For flat water, you should also do it, think of it kind of like hiking
>>692656452
Still pretty good though
>>692656530
Not random strangers after you expiriment on them?
We have different murder plans it seems
>>692656629
I don't blame him. Fucking eternal masters set.
It's called cardboard crack for a reason by the way
>>692656644
>If I'm not playing facehunter, it's just not the same.
I thought better of you Renge, facehunter isn't even fun it's just "ME GO FACE"
And your friend should just drink bleach tbh.
>>692656332
it is good music to pump you up!! lol
i don't think i've not liked anything you link, i need a bigger hard drive so i can download all this stuff...
okay!! im gonna be listening to this now, i like the band name already!
i was listening to absolution a second ago lol
>>692656530
you are though!!! you have so much going on with your life, it's insane!!!
what's the orient express?
just a designated driver lol, i've never drank alcohol, so i figured i'd do it
>>692656436
I play MTG
I got shitty cards though
And no one i know plays MTG
>>692656786
hmmm...i've done whitewater rafting before, and that was tons of fun!!
i hear kayaking is a really good workout too, i need to get into it....
>>692656980
Everyone I know plays MtG
And I mean really everyone
>>692656830
But that's exactly the fun of it
Knowing that your opponent put all this time and thought into crafting a deck and making all the right plays
But then huffer, skill command, hero power
>>692656786
We need subcategories of murderers. I identifyas a jihadist, thank you very much. #murdermatters
>>692656847
Daww, my life isn't that interesting. It's rare that my govrnment job actually permits me to do things thi interesting. :p
>orient express
The Express is a trans-middle east train that is most famous for its mention in Marry Shelly's book: Murder on the Orient Express.
>>692657307
>>692657238
You're a terrible person Renge, and have lost a lot of respect for you.
>>692657238
Well i do live by a lot of niggers
Everyone should post the most cringe-inducing picture of their waifu. Or else I will choke you between my thighs.
>>692656980
Get your friends in too it
>>692657117
It is, you should!
>>692657307
Dank
>>692657308
Oh, I'm sorry if I offended you
>>692657471
You can still try, just be careful if they cheat
>>692657308
don't be bashful!!! you have a lot going on for yourself!! and just the fact that you have that rare job lol, i want to hear more about you....
ohhhhh, are you riding on it?? or just visitng it??
>>692657595
This I guess?
>>692650785
I CLAIM THE ANTI NIGGER GOD WAIFU OF NIGGER LYNCHERY
ASSCLOWNS UNITED IS HERE TO SPREAD THE TRUTH THAT NIGGERS ARE MONKEY IN THE FORM OF 43 FREE SONGS
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/assclowns-are-back-bitch
>>692657595
Only because you threatened me so kindly.
>>692657809
A shame you think so.
That one is pretty good.
fuken saved
>>692657998
I just don't really have cringe pictures, or at least I don't think I do, I just find that picture to be a bit retarded, I mean, he doesn't even have his beautiful golden hair.
>>692658137
>he doesn't even have his beautiful golden hair.
Good point.
>>692657595
This actually happened. She thought it was an anotomy documentary
>>692657936
How are you today?
>>692658137
Yeah, what's the point with out it?
No Karen? No thread?
>>692657595
Just a question, what would happe if I wished that I would never be a magical girl? What would happen?
>>692657605
You triggered the hell out of me.
>>692657782
Im going to be riding it! I'm so excited, I'll be taking pictures and keeping you guys up to date with my trip. My only fear is that someone is going to allahu akbar me out of existance.
>>692658224
What are you trying to do, SUMMON him?
E U P H O R I A
>The wait is nearly over
>The new outfits
>The new fan art
>Barely able to contain myself from shouting off the rooftop
D I A M O N D S
Just.. MMMPF, FUCK! Ahh, I can't wait to once again crush all beneath my goddess when she drops. Just one more month.. one more..
>>692658256
ach...i hope that doesn't happen!!! ill be wishing you a safe trip!
i look forward to the pictures, and you've gotta tell me how it is!!!
are you close to it now??
>>692658389
Don't worry, I'm the only omnipotent god here.
>>692658193
>>692658196
I'm glad you oculd understand.
>>692658196
Tired, i expect a boring day.
You doing the same as usual?
>>692658435
In one months time your internet will go out.
Claiming, how's everyone
>>692655422
>claiming your waifu
>even get dubs
>no (you)
/lewd/
>>692657595
>
Just please don't hurt me buff Kyubey
>>692658558
That's fine, because I can still use the Versus option to crush people in meetups or tourneys, and I have offline training mode to spend an eternity perfecting her moveset, if need be.
>>692658609
You got a (you) from yourself
>>692658469
I am going to board it sometime next week. I have to travel to istanbul tonight.
>>692658494
God sure is a faggot then.
>>692658788
Your love for your waifu is pure.
No need for anything else.
>>692659036
I love you
>>692658986
There's nothing gay in fucking a god.
ALL OF THESE CRINGEY PICTURES PLEASE THE KYUBEY! BUT HIS MAJESTY DEMANDS MORE!
>>692658914
n-next week??? oh wow!! i thought you were closer than that lol
how is the scenery there?? i bet it's beautiful
>>692659130
Maybe if you were a woman.
>>692658256
Oh shit! Does this make me an infidel?
>>692658494
Well he does have great hair
>>692658558
Yeah, just playing DnD and flirting with Chara sometimes
>>692659036
Moo
>>692659144
<
Time to get lewd!
>>692659157
Yag
Agy
Yga
Gya
Gay
>>692659157
Joyous <3
>>692659316
Both of those sound fun.
>>692659247
I'm a proud white cis straight male and I love titties.
>>692659316
Yes it does. But what kind of infidel do you identify as? Bi-infidel? Infidel-fluid?
These are seriojs questions that demand answers.
Btw, did you draw that picture yourself?
>>692659218
It's very lovely! I'm here early as I wanted to travel around Turkey a bit before I got on the express. However travel is very hard with all the security. I hope I'll still be permitted to see the inside of the Ahmed Mosque.
>>692659463
Loli titties?
>>692659463
And Dio's hard body.
His intense nipples.
His chiseled abs.
His faggot cock.
C'mon brother. You ain't gotta lie to me. You don't even know me well enough to benefit from lying to me.
>>692659100
>Haven't been excited or happy in 7 months, not since the last locals I won with her
>First time since then I've felt truly alive
My goddess is my everything and I plan on showing my worth by placing top 3 on leaderboards. And then, I'm winning a CPT major.
>>692659882
Well yeah of course I love Dio's body, I just didn't think that I had to mention it.
>>692659846
Lolis don't have titties, well except for some cases but to be honest it only makes matters worse.
>>692659936
You're a true workaholic even with your downtime.
Glorious.
No one will do your waifu more right than you.
cant beat her
>>692659343
No lewdness. Not here at least
>>692659424
Basically what my life is
>>692659463
Your existence triggers me! Check your privilege!
And what about dio? ~~what parts of dio do you like?~~
>>692659846
Infidel--curious.
No. Some anon a few months ago did. I might be able to do better, but only slightly
>>692660150
>
best girl
