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I'm 24 years old and I'm attracted to a 13 year old

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I'm 24 years old and I'm attracted to a 13 year old girl and she says she loves me too but we can't be together because she's a bit young...

Pleaaseeee /b/ I need her in my life she means everything to me idc about age I love her for who she is

Wtf do I do /b/ :'(
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Kys
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>>692633890
Go overseas with lower minimum age.

Wait a few years til she reaches it.
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>>692633967
/thread
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>>692633890
>she says she loves me too
She loves you platonically, stop putting your pedo shit on everything
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>>692633890
lol
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>>692633890
It's easy: Explain to her why this situation is so fucked for you. If she understands and agrees to keep it secret you'll both be fine. You'll eventually get sick of each other and just part ways...or you'll stick together forever. It can work just make sure she understands.
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>>692633890
You remember the 13 colonies would have allowed you to be happy, unlike today.

You blame feminism for all of your problems because they are the cause.
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>>692633890
Fuck her in the ass!
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>>692633890
>turn 360 and walk away
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>>692633890

>mfw
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>>692634111
TRIPS DONT LIE
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pedos are disgusting
shame on you op
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>>692633890
Have yourself commited somewhere you fucking degenerate pederast
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>>692633890
Just explain this to her parents, i'm sure they will understand.
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>>692634146
He'd be staring at her still, you fucking idiot.
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guys please you say pedo but she is 13 and pedo is only 8 till 12 please learn proper definitions you talk just like femnazis uneducated scum
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>>692634114
feminism done so much good things
just this new feminism is not so good
dont blame your shitty life on them
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>>692633890
Just go to your local police agency to report your feelings. That report will make you immune to prosecution of any sex crimes.
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>>692634235
>newfag
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>>692633890
Just keep this in mind: You are a hebephile, not a pedophile. So if anyone ever accuses you of being a pedophile, you can say that you aren't, because you'd technically be right.
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>>692634111
/thread
trips confirm it
dont listen to all those trollin faggots. just some summerfags who dont get how things go
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>>692634271
All feminism is the same faggot.
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>>692634271
Shut up faggot feminism did nothing that was good, what give women the fucking vote and shit how great did that work out faggot?
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>>692634168
>>692634166
I don't get it, /b/ is filled with edgy teenage faggots that fap to furry and trap porn and joke about torture and dead kids but get butthurt when underage girls are mentioned.

Y is dis /b/?
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>>692634273
don't do it, it will create nerve gas
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>>692634235
it's summer everybody
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>>692634235
Nice bait faggot
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>>692633890
Fuck off pedo. Find someone your own age. A 13 year old isn't emotionally mature enough to "love" you. She probably loves you as much as she loves ice cream.
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>>692634372
Those people saying how pedos are disgusting and whatnot are probably the people who don't fap to furry porn and joke about torture.
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>>692634372
because this is wrong
and we should deal with pedos
no tolerance from my side
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>>692634459
*hebephile
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>>692634372
Pedestal rearing betas
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>>692634459
this
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Saturday, July 2, 2016

Stephen Buchanan was on the list to become a Stratford police officer and coached youth teams in town. But on Friday, he told a judge that post-traumatic stress disorder caused by his service in Iraq led him to drive to a house in Fairfield, where he anticipated having sex with two 13-year-old girls.

The judge sentenced the 27-year-old Buchanan to eight years in prison, suspended after he serves three years and followed by 10 years’ probation, on the charges of attempted second-degree sexual assault, attempted risk of injury to a minor and attempting to entice a minor in an obscene act.
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Feminism is a great movement.
If a girl too young to understand love falls in love with you, the best move is to give in to your desires that have slowly formed inside you as a result of you being lonely and desperate. Good luck OP!
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>>692634372
Because of fat triggered retarded feminist who do not belong here.
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>>692634271
go on
what do you think feminism has done that's good?
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>>692633890
Someone your age doesn't want a 13 year old for a relationship, you want her as a fuck toy. She's incapable of giving you what you need in a relationship. I say go for it though. Pound that tight teen pussy till it squirts on you.
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>>692634459
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>>692634459
this
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>>692633890
>13 y/o
>says she loves me

wtf dude, when my 7 y/o son tells me he loves me i'm not into fucking him.

kill yourself
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Even if you managed to keep it a secret for 1 or 2 years, she is inmature, Will fall in "love" with another boy in her highscholl and you Will get v& for nothing
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>>692634302
And I'm sure they'll give. 2 fucks about semantics when you say you want to fuck 13 yo

I didn't think someone could be this autistic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyf_LinnHM
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>>692633890
i know a wife with 2 children and she got together with her husband when she was 15 and he was 24.
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>>692634651
what if he said he was a girl
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>>692634542
The guy didn't deserve that sentence, he was a veteran.
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>>692634504
Hebe sounds better than pedo. Can this be a thing?
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>>692633890
quit your bitching and move on. emotions and attachment are for girls.
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>>692634651
>when my 7 y/o son tells me he loves me i'm not into fucking him
you're such a nigger, love your son properly like a good dad
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>>692633890
You're sick in the head, friendo.

Save that money you'll spend on a lawyer and put it towards a therapist instead.
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>>692634716
thank him for his service

oh he brought duck tape and a gun with him too lol
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>>692634504
see
>>692634670
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>>692634789
topkek
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if they're old enough to dress like sluts
they're old enough to fuck
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>>692634670
relax i was just joking
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>>692634586
well woman are free now and can make decisions on their own
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>>692634166

>mfw people have no idea what paedophelia actually is
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>>692634715
Fuck I'm laughing way more than necessary
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>>692634651
How old your son has to be before you fuck him? Isn't the example about age pretty useless if you say never?
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>>692634235
Shinning, gleaming new fag here
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>>692634504
>>692634736
>>692634818
It's simply a matter of being correct and understanding the topic correctly. There is a huge difference between being attracted to someone who is not able to breed and someone who is able to breed. A 13yo is able to get pregnant, and therefore far from being abnormal. Femnazis just conditioned you cucks to believe women automatically get attractive the night they turn 18.
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>>692634863
Sorry. Just assume the defenders are pedo autists
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>>692634881
>woman
Go back to India you retarded foreigner.
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>>692634902
if your girlfriend is younger than you, you are a filthy pedophile.

translation into womenish:
iam an old skank and nobody wants to fuck me because i'm wasted, shame on you for prefering young girls to me.
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If you have money and your girl agrees, move to a country on pedophilia its more accepted (example: thailand)
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>>692634146
you fucktard, if he turns 360 degrees, he would be upside down.
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>>692634599
Lel. Sage advice.
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>>692634830
amen /b/ro
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>>692634796
Gotta be prepared to defend those girls and check for bad vacuum leaks on their moms car tho
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>>692635018
>girls
i'm sorry pedo
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>>692634998
Quit trying to justify your illness, pedo scum


You're no better than Bruce Jenner
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>>692634998
I still don't believe that a 13 year old is emotionally mature enough to have sex with an adult. But, I don't want to get into a huge argument about it, like what happened last time I was in a pedo thread.

Speaking of, there seems to be a lot of these lately.
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>>692634902
i know what i'm talking about you filthy thing
padophilyia is when a girl is younger then you
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>>692635127
You do not understand it was supposed to be 'women'

learn2english subhuman
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>>692635014
No problem, I understand.
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>>692635207
what is the difference burger ?
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>>692635190
Kids are not that retarded as society thinks
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>>692633890
>move to Brazil with her
>wait for one year
>time to have sex with jailbait you love
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>>692635190
Just trumptards wanting to make America great again by fucking children
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>me 14-15
>cousin 11-12
>staying over her house with my grandmother and her friend
>we swim in my uncles pool and having a great time
>she hugs my in the water with arms and legs wrapped around me
>boner.exe
>wack one off in the toilet
>4-5 hours pass time for bed
>i sleep on mattress on the floor
>cousin and friend sleep on bunk bed
>cousin with reach
>say "have you ever fingered your pussy"
>she says "no"
>her friend says shes don it a few times and it feels great
>say to cousin and friend if they have ever had someone else finger them
>no
>say if i can
>cousin is hesitant but her friend is down
>she jumps down and lays beside me in bed
>takes of PJ's and i rub her belly and her clit
>boner.file
>ask her to rub me as i finger her
>her slender fingers feel amazing on my diamond dick
>cousin blushing and rubbing her pussy through her pants
>fingers all the way in friends pus
>shes biting my arm
>actually makes my dick harder
>about to cum
>her whole body is shaking as the orgasm is making it hard to keep a good rhythm for me to finger her
>cousin wants her pussy fingered too
>both of them laying on either side of me and i finger both their holes
>cousin rubs my dick while friend fondles my balls
>orgasm over 9000
>cousins friend cums actually screams, cousin cums in about 30 seconds
>must be her g spot
>she moans loudly
>"CUM ALL OGRE ME"
>i fill the swamp with shrek
>donkey opens the door
>barneythedinosaur
>spaghetti and my mom got scared
>move C:\My_Docum~/Bel_Air/Uncle.bmp
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>>692635257
are you mentally ill ?
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>>692635265
Hi Carl.
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>>692634715
Cannot...
Find....
Sides....
Blown away...
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>>692635269
well most kids on tv believe in the pay gap and think trump is wrong...sooo
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>>692634542
i was born in stratford
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>>692635170
Keep trying to troll, one day you'll get good at it. Or you know, do something worth your time on this planet.

>>692635190
That's a whole different story. Of course the mental differences are big and those laws are there for a reason. But it's bullshit to say that it's wrong to get attracted to someone who can get pregnant. That's basic biology. Someone who denies these basic things will also believe someone can be gender fluid or become a man after being born a woman.
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>>692633890
Can you get a fake passport saying you 11? That was shes the creep.
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>>692635265
woman= singular
women= plural
I feel stupid for answering this Im not even a native english speaker (ps. im another anon)
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>>692635367
oh my god dont involve politics in this..
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>>692634576
>Not bad
>Looks like a filling college student meal
>*Drowns the whole thing in assorted condiments of hell*
What the fuck nigger?!?!? Half of the shit in weight is pure liquid trash!!! I don't think I've ever cringed truthfully until this video. Fuck feminism and fuck this hoe.
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you could just buy yourself a 13 year old fuckgirl in brazil
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>>692633890
>a bit young
Shes 11 years younger than you. That's not a "little". You are nearly twice her age and she probably just began going through puberty. Sick fuck.
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>>692633890
bait
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>>692635387
Say cuck more. That'll really show him
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>>692634736
>being this new
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>>692635331
and ?
i bet your are white
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>>692634998
actually, a hebephile could be much worse. Because a pedo may just be looking at pics, but a hebe is starting to rationalize to himself how it could be ok to take action on his desires.
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>>692635471
Those spics have bodies of the average 22yo American girl tho, that's not really the point of banging a 13yo
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>>692633890
Jessica Ridgeway her ass.
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Dude....she's a fucking female. No matter what age as soon as she gets what she wants from you she'll fuck you over.
When she decides to move on from you, you'd better do exactly what the fuck she orders you to. Coz she fucking will.
>fuck her in the ass and make sure whatever she does in the future, it will be worth it.
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>>692635269
>emotionally immature
>retarded
Pick one.
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>>692635471
child sex tourism is best
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>>692635204

>when a girl is younger than you
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>>692635525
and ?
>your are

thank you sir come again
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>>692635495
Well I met some girls that are already phisically mature at that age, but not mentally
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>>692635413
well and i am a english teacher
and this is wrong!
womyn is the correct term now
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>>692633890
Check the legal age of consent for your state. In my state it's only 16. Wait until then to do anything sexual. Don't be manipulative, and don't do anything and ask her to keep it a secret. That can be psychologically damaging. Just like any teenager, she will want to share her "love life" with others in her social network.
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>>692633890
Don't put your benis inside her horny teen pussy
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>>692635525
middle eastern subhuman can't spell
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>men
>women
when will you cishets learn there are more than two genders
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>>692635519
>use the word cuck more
>didn't even use the word cuck
>being this bad at reading

>>692635539
What? That's a bullshit comparison based on assumptions on what people do or not do. Someone who wants to fuck a kid will fuck a kid. Someone who wants to fuck a teen will fuck a teen. Someone who knows it's not good to do so because of mental reasons, won't do it. No difference.
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>>692635622
womyn? never heard of that
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>>692634372
We were doing that ironically so it's okay
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>>692635679
/thread
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>>692633890
Do this:
Talk about this whit her father, when he wants to kill you go to the police and report him. Later reclaims the girl for "protection" and when that happens fuck her right in her ass. Trust me I'm an engineer.
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>>692634372
Yeah they definitely aren't closet pedos that lurk in pedo threads.
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>>692634881
feminism didn't do that
feminism didn't exist until well after that happened
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>>692635739
That is because your are a cis scum
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>>692634111
why people still talking trips already ended this /thread
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pedo here, just try to satisfy her as long as she wants to
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>>692635794
you are wrong
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u mad white bois

all of europe gonna be like this
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>>692635764
lol as opposed to the US where literally the same thing is happening, read the fucking news
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>>692633890
Wait 5 yrs. She'll find someone else by then, you'll have learned how fickle minded young girls n boys are and how muchnofba fucking idiot you were, and then maybe with some luck you'll find someone near your age.
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>>692635833
how ?
buy icecream or what ?
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>>692635803
Degenerate bitch
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>>692635765
I started thinking this was a bad idea, but then I read that your an engineer. so it must be right.
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>>692635894
by then he'll be a kissless virgin
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>>692634166
13 is teenage. ThirTEEN. You inbred degenerate monkey fuck
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>>692635914
icecreams are awesome
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>>692635622
>>692635679
Bad troll is bad.
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>>692635916
YOU ARE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>692635679
i identify as an acetylcholine chloride molecule and your comment is triggering me
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>>692635803
No. Its because in my country, politicians havent added to english books that thing. also in internet, official news, etc, people say "women"
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>>692634365
Democracy itself is a slow poison, ya faggot!
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>>692635894
tbh OP will only have to wait 6 months to a year for her to get disinterested

who knows, maybe even less
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>>692633890
Go for it, but be prepared to meet her bigger hulking nigger brother.
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>>692634760
So they smash scales to stop us knowing how fat they are. How are they gonna stop us knowing how ugly they are?
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>>692635995
language will not determ. when a girl is ready.
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Ohh shit pedo
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>>692635190
Thanks horhae, i'll take it from here..
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>>692634372
just because you're on /b/ doesn't mean you can't find a pedophile disgusting

fucking dumbass, not everybody is here an edgy teen fag like you imply
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>>692636050
how do you know how to spell things just by listening?
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>>692635709
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pedophilia is not wrong, dont listen to antipedos, teach her about sex, its your duty
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>>692633890
>I love her for who she is
N°1 pedo's excuse. You need to an hero.
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>>692636182
oh, another german fellow!

wie geht’s?
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>>692636323
would bang the intestines out of her
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>>692636312
gutz gehtz
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>>692634235
summer, summer everywhere.

i hope you are ashamed to be the top cancer over here
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>>692636207
English its very important, even outside english-speaking countries. thats why I´m studying english
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dem white bois mad. look at all the white sissy in this thread we are black masters
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>>692636395
i feel bad for carl
he just stood up for what he believes
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>>692633890
What's your name and address I am a relationship advisor and a lawyer I will help you son.
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>>692636464
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>>692636376
the mother i mean
just clarifying
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>>692636457
>studying
yeah sure
go back to middleschool kid
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>>692636464
ohh shit
boi
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>>692636041
Yup, feels good. Stop oppressing my privilege, bitch.
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Has she sent you noods yet? If so post em so we can tell if you she's worth the trouble or not
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>>692634830
Yeah but no one said she dresses like a slut
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>>692636627
shes into negro kids, eh?
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>>692633890
Why do you like her OP?
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>>692633890
Do what is needed.
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>>692636690
damn even I want to feel that dick inside me
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>>692636690
i wish i was a woman
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>>692634166
>>>/out/
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>>692636749
why wouldnt he like her? kids are hotter and cuter than grownups
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>>692636840
haven't you read the thread ?
it's women.
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>>692636569
What are you talking about middleschool? Its completly normal to study english being adult, in my country when I was young english wasnt that important so I didnt study it.
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>>692636883
How so ?
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>>692636925
i can't be multiple people at the same time
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>>692634998
This.
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>>692633890
ITT: SJW moralfags getting butthurt and showing how much of a shithole /b/ has become
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>>692636944
omfg newfag
it's studieing
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>>692634651
>son tells he loves you
>not abuse him

you're the worst dad ever
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>>692636958
kids are honest
not backstabbing cheating sluts like grownups
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>>692633890
You should should seriously consider a quick, painless suicide so that you don't become a danger to that little girl or other small children. Otherwise you could try a lobotomy or some shock therapy.
I would personally reccomend suicide though.
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>>692636925
he is talking about him being a woman, singular, so woman its the correct way to write it
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>>692636971
>triggered
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>>692637008
Faggots, the lot of them.
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>>692637089
no fuck you
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>>692636195
Fuck off you fucking dumbass faggot cunt.

What he's implying is that nobody gets as much butthurt pussy fucks as when there are underage girls mentioned. Go fuck yourself stupid fuck
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this thread again? you made this one earlier today aswell...
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>>692637084
thank you
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>>692636958
it is a pleasure to be around kids in general
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>>692637040
I told my dad I loved him once.
He replied with "What are you, gay?"
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>>692637054
do you know louise belcher?
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>>692637084
I would recommend u kill yourself fucking SJW faggot
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>>692637213
Are you me?
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>>692637011
wtf? you are absolutely wrong
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>>692637158
>whatevenistthousayeth.png
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>>692637205
because you are simple minded too ?
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>>692634586
It has divided another segment of society to distract from what the governments are doing.
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>>692637244
No, why?
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>>692633890
There's a reason those laws exist. a 13 year old doesn't have the knowledge, wisdom, or life experience to chose a long term romantic or sexual partner that isn't his/her own age. Find someone else, or step back and wait until she's 18
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>>692635315
10/10
would read again
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>>692637213
you dont say i love you to dads, you buy em beer
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>>692637291
citication needed
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>>692637155
why
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>>692637158
woah, sonny. calm down there on the swearing or else that other guy might get hurt by your comments.
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>>692637319
she is very backstabbing
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>>692637174
Yes well I like to get a reaction out of /b/ and time and time again the best way to make you faggots cry and get butthurt is to talk about underage girls even though that shits normal

It's nice to know that this place loses its edge so easily lol
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>>692637333
Trips don't lie
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>>692633890

If you really love her you can wait five years. Otherwise you're just a pedo
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>>692637427
they do too
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>>692637296
some kids are far from being simple minded
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>>692634235
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>>692636457
what is a pie hole ?
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>>692634235
>implying he was staring at her in the first place
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>>692637550
you're asshole
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>>692637482
give an example
all i know is that kids are stupid and need protection
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>>692637595
thanks lori
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>>692637595
Your*
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>>692637470
and how will exactly she be different in 5 years? she will be legal yes, but who says that 13 yo's cant love?
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>>692636110
Pedophilia: Attraction to young children(up to 13 yrs old)
Hebephilia: Attraction to younger pubescents(11-14 yrs old)
Ephebophilia: Attraction to later adolescents(15-19 yrs old)
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>>692637706
the law
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>>692637362
Yes, I need to know what does "citication" mean
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>>692633890
Take your chances OP. Been dying to see a new season of Dateline NBC To Catch A Predator.
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>>692637727
if im into 19 year old girls i'm an ephebophile? wat
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>>692637752
The law is wrong, people are all different and this is oppressing her human rights.
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>>692637630
there are all kinds of children out there, some more independent and even more intelligent than some adults
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>>692637754
you know what a broomstick is ?
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>>692635190
There are more of them because most summerfags are underage virgins who want to know what a girl their age looks like
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I like pancakes
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>>692634372
Normies
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>>692637885
only in regards to women pedos
they don't exist
but men are disgusting when they love little kids
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>>692633890
fucking smack yourself in the face and get back on the track faggot
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>>692637902
You use it for cleaning the dust of the ground I think. Why are you asking me weird things?
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>>692637752
if law would say you are not allowed to drink water anymore, would you agree?
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>>692637918
Damn you just made me hungry for em. Will be making some after this thread.
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>>692633890
>I love her for who she is
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>>692637890
independet= yes
intelligent = no
sorry pal
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>>692634111
trips dont lie m8
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This is now a Stephanie thread.
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>>692638006
because you started it
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>>692638026
beer instead?
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>>692637793
it's not illegal it's just a term
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>>692635067
Nope. Right side up exactly as he was FUCKTARD
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>>692635667
wtf is this anon
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>>692638038
im sorry i am too lazy to give examples here, but i dont think you were around kids much
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>>692638026
yes, because there is a reason behind it.
Maybe the world tries to safe water.
what good is it to drink the last bit of water just to see everyone else die of thirst
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>>692637990
Stop oppressing her will to love and not be a feminist.
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Go to Vatican
Have legal sex with her
Profit?
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>>692638096
What did I started? I´ve only said that woman its for singular and women its for plural
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>>692638087
pedos get
>>>out
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>>692638028
I'm eating my last pancake right now, best thing I've done all day.
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>impacted
): luck on that
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>>692638102
okay, lets switch drinking with breathing
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>>692638087
She's like 20 there
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>>692633890
No
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>>692634146
Google 360°
Google 180°
Then KYS!
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>>692633890
>Pleaaseeee /b/ I need her in my life she means everything to me idc about age I love her for who she is

Horse shit you don't love her for who she is you're in love with who you think you can make her.
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>>692638186
girls don't like sex so we have to protect the younger ones
boys on the other hand don't need this
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don't date, tell her you like her and in 3 years if she sticks around you can date. don't touch her until she's older or you going to jail.
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>>692638340
Not everybody is a sadistic daddy wannabe you spaz
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>>692638453
well here on /b/....
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>>692637158
Wowie! Someone just learned how to swear.
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>>692638180
well law is not right about pedophilia, its just that society and normies hear just bad things about it (like when child confess about it) because of retarded pedos that doesnt care about children at all and just want to satisfy their own needs
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>>692638340
true
imagine if I could grow my own sex slave
exactly the way I want her to be
the dream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
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>>692635067
Google 360°
Google 180°
Then KYS!
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>>692638531
don't ever breed
fucking degenerate
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>>692638384
You're full of shit.
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>>692634111
Sadly trips do lie because most females lie so it's def a good idea to keep underestimating getting v&
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>>692638453
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
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>>692633890
She just gives you attention and makes you feel wanted. That's the only reason that you think you're in love with this grill.

Dont keep living like a beta OP, KYS.
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>>692638491
Not even /b/. A lot are but not all.
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>>692634270
Oh shes thirteen? Only? Well by all means OP fuck her, marry her, have your way with her, because being 13, she can make her own decisions.
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>>692638619
Fite me irl faget.
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>>692638619
lol dude you're so mad on the Internet right now
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>>692638600
well and you can't handle the truth
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>>692638619
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>692633890
Just keep it a secret between you and her.
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>>692638619


Can anyone confirm this TL;DR as copypasta?
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>>692638775
>replying semi-seriously to copypasta
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>>692638698
He's only right on a technicality, pedophile is defined as : someone attracted to prepubesent children
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>>692638814
So much this
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op what kinda life are you looking for? Shes nearly half your age. You get your dick wet and then what? Youre a whole generation ahead of her, she would be so different than your other friends.
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>>692638812
You gotta spit truth to begin with fag.
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>>692638619
gee man cool down :^)
i won
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>>692638657
But I love her and she cuddles and talks to me and I know she loves me too
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>>692633890
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
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>>692633890
Grow some balls fagot! Real men do not give a fuck what others think... Damn you murricans are gay...
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>>692638742
what?
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>>692638966
don't talk to me or my dogs mother in law ever again
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>>692634343
Well you have the.
Equality side and then there's the femanazi side
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>>692639052
Kek, been a minute since I last saw this.
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>>692638934
yes, she cannot date him because of retarded laws, but that does not mean that he cannot have sex with her and generally love her just because she is 13
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>>692639073
>I won't do what you tell me
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>>692638657
grills
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New thread
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>>692639052
you sir are a hero
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>>692638862
But is it really copypasta? I haven't seen that one before
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>>692639342
Fucking n00b
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>>692639156
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>>692639342
Lurk moar
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>>692639304
I just hate pedos so much.
Disgusting.
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>>692633890
damn, i had the same problem as you when i was 17. your just gonna have to get over it, sucks
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Op are you such a fucking beta that you cant get girls your own age?
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>>692639462
its good to reply with pictures, i totally understand your point now, thank you man, they dont say for nothing picture is worth a thousand words, you changed my view forever
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>>692639670
>implying 24 year old girls are worth getting
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>>692633890
Such a good age. Have fun with it man.
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>>692639755
>Implying 13 year old girls are worth getting
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>>692639619
i dont blame you, you like the rest of society have been brainwashed into thinking that all pedos are monsters
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>>692639156
Sure know your law don't you
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>>692639888
trips don't lie
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>>692639670
who would want girls their own age or older? fucking disgusting
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>>692637321
/thread
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>>692639926
i fought the law and
the law won
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>>692640024
Normal people
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>>692639969
that is really intelligent and rational statement from you
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