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hello /b/...
today i will be going a mission in my city
i am vigilant, im tired of seeing not just detroit, but michigan being teared apart by low life thugs, junkies, etc...
as much as i hate the word, there degenerates...
they have a place, a "get together" house or what not, its clear, go in there and wipe them out, ill post pictures on a different thread later for you people who like seeing those "gangsta" dope dealing murdering douche bags on the floor bleeding...
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>>692586961
can't wait to see this in the news
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>>692586961
XDDD
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noice. livestream maybe?
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>>692586961
show us your weapon of choice op
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don't kill my dope dealer
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>>692586961
You sound like a lonely, depressed, edgy faggot, who blames others for his problems.. I hope a dope head stabs you to death with an HiV infected needle, or I hope Tyrone from the trap house shoots you in the fucking neck.. Will await News story of local tiger mask wearing faggot that was murdered by a doped up group of fiends.
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Tony? is that you?
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wear a bat man costume, to strike fear into those thug hearts
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>>692587486
>Implying they wont just kill OP and cover it up
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>>692588003

my starting tool...
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>>692589425
dont wear a fucking tiger mask dude. you're just gonna get the creators of hotline miami a bunch of shit for creating a game that "incites violence". I want a third game, dont fuck this up for us.
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>>692588763

eh, yeah im pretty lonely... i have my friends at least
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>>692589425
You think you're fucking smart?? huh??
>Don't bring a knife to a gun fight
Doesn't mean you should bring a hammer instead!
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>>692586961
10$ says faggot uses a katana to try and "wipe them out".. You gon step on an HiV needle n get infected.
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>>692586961
Lol, edgy. Try working on your grammar, then I might take you seriously
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>>692589782

no, this game spoke to me...
you have to fight crime with crime, the law enforcement here most likely wont do anything for awhile after this, there weak, this city is almost a ghost town due to people moving form its criminal populous, i want to make a difference
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>>692590193
Make a difference and move to a different city.
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>>692590193
Then perhaps do something worthwhile to help your area, rather than get killed trying to kill a couple of dope fiends.
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>>692589425
You plan on walking into a trap house like you own the motherfucker... With a god damn HAMMER?! NOT EVEN THE TERM TO DESCRIBE A GUN A LEGITIMATE FUCKING HAMMER! OP.. You do realize heroin makes dealers A FUCK TON of cash right, and most junkies can get a little "fiendy" so most dealers have "protection"..? Most dealers have guns at that point..
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT U DUMB FUCK.
I'm not even kidding when I say you are about to become another stupid fucking statistic..
You honestly overestimate your capabilities to not be overwhelmed by 5-10 junkies who will kill you themselves in a doped up rage, hell 2/3 could overwhelm you.. OR if they don't you will understand why detroit is known as being one of the highest (THE highest at several points in time) murder rate cities in the world when the dealer realizes you are fucking with his money.
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>>692590193
Please don't get caught if you do wear mask. No shit for developers please
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ive tried doing something like this before but all i did was end up raping a drug dealer, and im not sure if he liked it
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someone sreencap this shit
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>>692590193
you gon get killed boy, he he he
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>>692590193
You are an idiot.. They won't do anything when they realize another little white boy was found stabbed/shot laying butt naked in an abandoned lot. You realize detroit has a lotttttt of empty lots/factories to dispose of you.
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>>692590933
lol no
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Dude what the fuck get a gun you idiot all you have to do is go to an illegal gun dealer, get a gun shoot him fuck his skull then you can go and kill dealers, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you dull?
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>>692590933
Whats the matter? dont know how to do it yourself?
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>>692590671

you think people haven't tried that?
"helping there community" its bullshit...
if i get killed doing this im just happy i tried...

i remember when these "loving" thugs with there "lives matter" movement beat a gay kid to death for holding hands with his partner...
enough is enough, there degenerates in american society, i don't think people who dream of moving here think of this shit hole...
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>>692591199
G E T A G U N Y O U R E T A R D
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Op forgot to take his autism pills today
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>>692591199
Faggot...
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>>692591199
NOBODY DREAMS OF MOVING TO DETROIT LOLOLOLLL! As someone once said when talking about detroit.. "if you ever end up living here, just know you or someone in your family fucked up and ain't doing shit right"
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>>692589425
You're going to get fucked up if thats your starting tool. At most these junkies and dope delaers will have knives or at least a gun. Good luck.
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>>692591199
Lol, nigga you ain't gonna achieve shit. you think, even if you succeed, anythings gonna change? Of course not you retard. If you want to kill for the fun of it, whatever, but don't justify it with that weak ass argument.
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>>692591163

you kill the armed thug and take his gun,
ive practiced this after playing HM2...
that story spoke to me so much and a whole new level, i tear up at just thinking about it in happiness and reality
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>>692591686

its what i believe in and what the media hopefully finds out the motives behind it that counts anon
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Don't listen to these betas, OP. You must cleanse your city of vermin, who will do it if not you? They are the darkness, they like things the way they are, they FEAR change. Go and do your duty, tiger masked warrior of virtue, do what others are too afraid to do.
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>>692591700
Nah man, if you want inspiration, metal slugs the way to go. Start off with a pistol, then save a pow, who gives you a laser gun to fight the aliens who stole Cuban Hitler.
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I bet this guy supports Duterte
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>>692591700
>you kill the armed thug and take his gun
>then get shot by the 3 other armed thugs alertes by the screams of the armed thug you killed and the sound of the fucking hammer colliding with his skull
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>>692592044

thank you anon, you put it well
ill keep that in mind during my mission
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>>692592205

along the rode, you find the thug and take his weapon, i dont have a gun at the moment...
but ill make due with what the assholes in this run down shit hole have
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>>692592013
You'll just give black twitter another "white people crazy" joke for a while.
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Op when are ya gonna do it?.
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do you even hard mode

fucking faggot. Real men use Tony and get S. Do you even remember what happened to Tony & the fans? That's gonna be you, except you're not even worht the swat team
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>>692592825
As long as you follow YouTubes guide to mystical dance fighting, you should kick the ass of the probably bigger, more fight savvy black guy with a gun. Do it, I have faith op
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>>692592839

soon in here, im taking my car up there and want to ask a friend or 2 if they want to come...
if they do we have to stop by this cool pharmacy shop that sells cool things like animal masks, i got my tiger one from online, but my friend can make due to a cool zebra one they have there
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>>692592825
>implying that thugs dont travel in cars/wouldn't see a guy in a fucking Tiger mask wielding a golden hammer he got for becoming an emd for wfg
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>>692593034
also your gonna give shit to dennaton. I want the possibility of HM3 after MA failed, and bad press isn't gonna help
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>>692593249
Lol, nice b8 m8
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>>692593436

no b8 anon
i dont even know if they want to come and the answer will probably be laughter and a no...
so most likely solo
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>>692593820
Han's dead mate, he ain't gonna help
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>>692586961
DO IT! DO IT! Also timestamp at their place. I don't care how you do it, timestamp faggot.
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Please for the love of justice wear a bernie shirt.
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If you really want to go, dont take only the hammer, take a knife or something like that so you can kill some thug in silence, try to search for a gun, but if not, a hammer isnt the best choice, i would go for a machete or an axe for cutting straight through some arms and legs, also try to take a video with your phone taped to your mask or something like that and send it (If you survive) to a gore forum, good luck and i hope you get rid off as many as you can.
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I'm just waiting for a news report about how they found op's dead body with that hammer shoved up his ass.
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>>692592205
None of this matters when the justice of the tiger is on your side.
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>>692594202

surprisingly enough i have a gopro with a wrist attachment thingy, go it for christmas
i could try using that...
but i dont know how gopro works
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I shall guide you through this experience, OP.
1) You shall walk through the door, and encounter your first thug.
2) He will scream at you VICTORY OR SOVENGUARD
3) This music will play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dicrp9rYfmU
4) Crush his skull with your hammer of justice
5) Another junkie will attack you, but your mask of tiger will protect you from his strike
6) Kill him quickly and take his weapon
7) Incapacitate, the remaining junkies with the stolen weapon
8) Finish them off with the hammer of justice
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>>692594730
If you could make that work it would be epic.
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At least if you don't use a firearm, use a bomb. They will take their time with you, but little do they know you bought chemicals and looked up how to make a bomb with them.
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>>692595766
This thread is full of fucking dubs, yet I have spoken
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OP, come on you know you are a faggot.
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Do it!! Start the smiting with the fucking hammer pick up whatever weapons you find. It's possible believe in yourself like I do. JUSTICE WILL COME!!#TEAMHAMMER
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Autism.
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>>692586961
Oh great. Tomorrow's headlines..
>"white supremacist" shoots up trayvon martin's criminal cousin
>niggers outraged
>#apelivesmatter
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>>692586961
Dude, I'm from Michigan. It's really not that bad. Honestly, having lived in both Michigan and Texas, most of Michigan is way nicer than most of Texas.
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>>692588000
nobody checking those trips?
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when i first started reading and OP said he was going on a mission, i thought he meant he was gonna go around and hand out food and medical supplies to the local homeless.

the US is that bad now.
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>>692586961
Create molotov coctails or bombs. And smash the survivors. Or create grenades using guides from the dark net. I did it once in Mexico. It worked, but I used a machete to finish people off. Got some guns and money, shit was cash. And they just take it agaisnt another cartel, never got backtracked.
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>>692597544
See, this is what Michigan actually needs. I've done this shit in Detroit, they love you for it.
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>>692590193
just make sure there's no trace that you even /knew/ what Hotline Miami was.
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alright guys last few posts, then im going to head out...
(ill be posting the pictures and hopefully a video/webm of it on another thread) if i can...

if i dont make it i just want to let my remarks be stated here

after my ex broke up with me... it really got to me, made me really depressed...
i really loved him, put me in a state of just "eugh"

after that i just did a lot of slouching around, it sucked...
things got more noticeable and annoying when the love of your life wasnt on your mind in a good way 24/7... always hearing gunshots at least a couple maybe few times a week at like 2:00 am got really tired of it...
i always knew how shitty this place was, it made me more sunk...
i never got into weed like everybody was telling me to do, not really a drug person after seeing every white guy in Detroit turning into a crazed zombie goon...
ive just had enough, people always bicth about america being super, quote on quote "privileged"
when my whole life has just been a train wreck with nothing but gloomy scenery and rough childhood events that still to this day im confused about...
its just all garbage, its all the same poverty shit holed city ive lived in for my entire life...

i want to do something, something new... maybe something that can be noticed, after playing hotline miami 2 it really opened my eyes, and made them tear up as well.
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>>692598788
Faggot
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>>692598788
Like everyone is saying OP
>Be a hero
>don't an hero

>>692597544
>>692597827
These niggas are actually talking some sense. Stop being a faggoty edgelord, eat some cheetos and stop playing video games so much or if you do, become more mature and realize that everyone in Hotline Miami died for nothing in the end and that you could learn from their experience and apply it to your life to make yours better.

>Hotline Miami 3
I'll crush a Rick Springfield CD, snort it then orgasm instantly if they do make it, loved the other two
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>>692599022
He will be a hero.

Hey OP leave a note behind saying that the beta uprising starts here.
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>>692593249
purple can please
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If OP is actually serious,

You're fucking insane man, godspeed.
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>>692599223
>Hey OP leave a note behind saying that the beta uprising starts here
Kek
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>>692591477
Fuck thanks for saying that almost forgot mine
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ain't letting the new Hotline Miami storyline thread die out now
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"alright guys last few posts, then im going to head out...
(ill be posting the pictures and hopefully a video/webm of it on another thread) if i can...

if i dont make it i just want to let my remarks be stated here

after my ex broke up with me... it really got to me, made me really depressed...
i really loved him, put me in a state of just "eugh"

after that i just did a lot of slouching around, it sucked...
things got more noticeable and annoying when the love of your life wasnt on your mind in a good way 24/7... always hearing gunshots at least a couple maybe few times a week at like 2:00 am got really tired of it...
i always knew how shitty this place was, it made me more sunk...
i never got into weed like everybody was telling me to do, not really a drug person after seeing every white guy in Detroit turning into a crazed zombie goon...
ive just had enough, people always bicth about america being super, quote on quote "privileged"
when my whole life has just been a train wreck with nothing but gloomy scenery and rough childhood events that still to this day im confused about...
its just all garbage, its all the same poverty shit holed city ive lived in for my entire life...

i want to do something, something new... maybe something that can be noticed, after playing hotline miami 2 it really opened my eyes, and made them tear up as well." i have your possible last words op
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k
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>>692594191
Please holy fuck. Of better yet a Hilary one
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so is OP a guy or a girl?
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Purge masks?
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>>692600829
A faggot.
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>>692586961
Op this is lit dude dont die fam
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I hope to god this is real.
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>>692590830
Legitimate does not mean literal. You used that word wrong
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sending moral support
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it's 4:00 am where I am, someone screencap this shit when op get done clearing the floor
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>>692600147
Good luck OP give those niggers hell
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>>692598788
GOD SPEED OP
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Now the government will ban hammers
Btw, use latex gloves in your mission's, dont want evidence
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>>692598788
Dont die OP

live to tell the tale
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Keep this thread alive until our masked saviour returns
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>>692602864
follow this OP and try not to get caught
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>>692602956
bumping
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>>692598788
OP YOU BETTER COME BACK TO US ALIVE!

GODSPEED
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>>692586961
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>>692589425
Behold the Mighty Hammer of Justice.
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God damn I hope OP was using VPN. last thing we need is the police finding out s/he loved Hotline
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bump
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The hammer of justice.
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>>692603289
source
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Instead of that flimsy thors hammer
Use a drill
18w
Switch between drill bits
Also drill through locks when you need too
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>>692594115
we need a timestamp
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OP U fucking faggot, gtfo or I will go to your house and shove my dick in Uranus!!!!!
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>>692603598
saltyicecream
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>>692603692
yes timestamp before you OP
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op prob got shot as soon as he was within 30 feet of the target
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FUCK I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE AND IT LANDED IN-BETWEEN THE DESK AND THE WALL I CAN'T FIND IT SHIT
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Fuck the mask
Wear a thin black breathable mask
That covers whole face
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The hammer of justice is nothing without his mask
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>>692604037
>In b4 someone deems this summerfag
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Use a mask that fits your personality/feelings
Be original
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I just had a wave of sadness go over me out of the blue.

is op kill?
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I got OPs last words saved and I'll be backino them up on a hard drive soon. I cut out the Hot line Miami shit because when he gets fucked I don't want theme to suffer because of it. God speed OP
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op if youre gonna do this at least leave a note somewhere in your clothes with somthing along the lines of "please do not blame hotlines devs i did this becuase i had a troubled past" just in case you croack which hopefully not but i want another hotline game just incase
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Godspeed op
Godspeed
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bumping if OP comes back
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>>692591163

>implying grenades are inferior
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I'm gonna be sad if op is kill
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If you're going to go all vigilante OP, at least get yourself some good gear so you can do some damage.
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Your actions will have consequences
You use a fire arm, gun control will skyrocket again
You use weapons such as hammers, axes, government will soon restrict or will make it harder to buy
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Are u still there op? Good luck, you can do it!
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Where did you get this mask?
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>>692604956
he's in a shit part of the city, tho

as long as police don't find out about this thread, it'll only go down as assault/murder
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>>692605102
knowing that s/he is a fan of hotline they probz made it
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I will tell the story of Op to my kids in the future
>Op was tired of the scum in Detroit
>They decided that enough was enough
>Drawing inspiration from Hotline Miami, Op became a vigilante
>With the Hammer of Justice and the Tiger mask, Op went on to kill junkies
>Op may be kill, or may be successful
>We can not determine it at the moment
>Godspeed Op
>You are a hero
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>>692602494
While you are 100% correct, it seems- to me at least- that BOTH words work in this instance.
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The hero Detroit deserves.
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If killing lowlifes is your mission.

Kill me.
:^(
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After his first murder, op will end up getting sick, go home And think about what he just did, then have the worst sleep of his life
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>>692605327
are you ok anon
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>>692605175
They said online, probably used as some gay furry thing before finding its way to OP
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cant wait for the michigan rekt thread :}
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I've never have stayed on the same thread for this long straight

op please don't ruin it by being kill
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You're not an hero we want, but you're an hero we need

Go get'em tiger
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>>692605175

But i want THIS mask especially

Seem it is really like the mask on the wallaper first post
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>>692592153
Fuck that bro, Megaman is the most inspirational game ever made. You are a blue android and have a cannon for an arm! That game really spoke to me and made me realize that the only way to actually make a difference in this world is to become an android.
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>>692605978
don't they have specific hotline Miami masks online somewhere?
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>>692605978
well if op is kill i guess you go down to the police auction they will have in a month and buy it
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bumping thread
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>>692606081

Can't find good mask like the op have
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>>692590193
they're
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haven't lost hope in op yet

holy fuck please don't be kill
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Ayyyy lmao
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bumping
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There is a slight chance he pussied out but I feel like he's determined to clean up the street filth
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Op make sure to shit on em all
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Ohio fag here. North Ohio actually. I've been to Detroit and it is very shitty. I wish you the best OP. If you are kill expect me to try and help some homeless people in my area as a sort of tribute
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Latex gloves
Padding
Black light
Alcohol
And you set
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>>692586961
dibs on movie rights:

something something tiger mask
something happens
Jennifer Lawrence's butthole
conclusion
credits
something after the credits implying a sequel
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Godspeed OP. You will be remembered
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shit guys, op ain't back yet
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>>692607363
Hes getting ready
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Bumping for op
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>>692607453
Eggciting
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Op, post pictures of your gear
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>the time 4chan birthed a superhero
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holy fuck guys...
this support is over whelming, but i just got here about 20 minutes ago... there was one guy walking around that car, yelling to his buds or whatnot, i dont think ill be able to film this...
but if i can ill post pictures if i make it, only spot i can get a picture before entering is this one, around the corner is the building, im turning off the wifi for now so if this thread is still open expect some photos... i honestly thought you would all pull the "kek go back to bed autsin" card or whatever, but im not just doing this for this city, im hoping i can do this for you guys to :)

for the friends, and for the anon supporters...

i was searching around the place and the building is fairly large, i dont want to jump right in theres a lot more guys outside then i thought there would be...

i was listening to this the hole way here to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTbo5muJ_Q

wish me luck anons, i fucking hate these people
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Lol just realized
Everything here in this thread is just evidence to lock his ass up
Also finding him
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>>692607453
Naw op driving around Detroit with carpenter Brut playing in s/he is car
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>>692607660
JUSTICE
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>>692607660
OP is minutes away from death.
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>>692607660
Godspeed ANON!
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>>692607660
Op you the man make it through the night friend
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OH SHIT ITS GOING DOWN
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life isn't videogames folks, no matter how many girlfriends break up with you
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i belive in your cause OP and you have the darkness of the night on your side to aide in your cleansing. stick to the shadows OP and strike down the sinners with your hammer of justice.
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trips have to fap over dead pics
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OP is about to be shot multiple times just because he couldn't wait a few years to move away from his shithole city and start a new life. In the next 24 hours he's going to be hacked to pieces and fed to dogs.
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Posting incase legendary is breasticks
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Godspeed Anon
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>>692586961
Unless you're Charles Bronson you're in over your head
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>>692586961
good luck :)
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>>692607660
>
DON'T HESITATE
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>i fucking hate these people
Op we give you strength...
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Dont go to the fight
Let the fight come to you
Dont go up to some nigga
Let him try to rob/kill you and then blast his ass
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>>692607660
WITNESSED
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i believe in OP. make america great again
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Extra Crispy Colonel is with you, Op
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Dont die on us soldier
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we might have 4chan history here
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WITNESS OP.
FUCKING WITNESS HIM.
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>>692607660
Tell us your Vigilante name OP! You inspire us! Don't get hurt out there!
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>>692608230
OP is basically the hero Detroit needs
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>>692586961
> fingerless gloves
Your first mistake
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well that's it folks, nothing more to see here

OP is kill
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fkin kek
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>>692608399
Thought his name was the hammer of justice but that seems to be what everyone is calling his tool of cleansing
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> no latex gloves
> caught in matter of hours
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>>692608431
hopes that's just for the photo
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Someone needs to make a "justice rains from above" edit with tiger mask and the OP's hammer.
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>>692608399
>His name shall be the Lion of 4Chan
>Tiger in skin but Lion at heart
>forever will be remembered as an hero
>in life or in death
>in success or in failure
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<--
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ayo u lil bitchs wht the fucks dis hit you mufukas we run dis shit we jus lit up ya boy he nuthin but ta greas stain on da pavemnt now lfmao lil nigga bout to be fish food
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just don't end up like the vigilantes in the tower op

you know what I'm talking about
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holy shit is this real?
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>>692608559
>caught
>in detroit
>for killing drug dealers
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>>692608784
Explain?
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>>692608807
Yeah dude welcome to DETRIOTS RETRIBUTION
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Bee a hero. Godspeed
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>>692608836
Murder is murder
No matter who it is, aint nobody wanna do the time for that
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>>692608756
great... samefag OP finally reveals this has all been, once again, shitty role-playing...
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>>692608852
They all die
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>>692609004
naw just some fag
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>>692608976
Careful or OPwillcome for you with its hammer of justice!
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op is kill already
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>>692609004
That wasnt op...
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>>692608852
towards the end of Hotline Miami 2, all of the fans/vigilantes died raiding the Russian mafia's place
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I say we send a battalion of us down to assist OP and his justice. Let's send niggers as distractions and swordbros to assist in the ass kicking
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Op said hes going offline for a bit
Hell be back to report his mission status
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>>692609160
different device, prob. seen it before... home wifi connection, then sock puppet from mobile VPN hotspot, or just phone itself
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>>692609256
come down with pool noodles and subway bag masks
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hopefully OP lives to tell us
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>>692607660
Shine on you absolute madman.
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quads must be the OP of their hometown from 12am tonight
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Bump
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Until we know The Tiger of 4Chan is ok.

These are some bad ass finale words

>wish me luck anons, i fucking hate these people
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This gonna be op
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bumping thread
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>>692607660
how many friends did OP bring?
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Bumparino
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>>692609824
His hammer and his mask
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>>692609740
Then he comes back as a cyborg Tiger. no biggie
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>>692609383
OP is going offline forever I'm afraid.
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>>692598788
Go get 'em tiger.
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>>692609824
OP has no friends.
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>>692609824
He wasnt allowedto bring friends
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>>692609824
Op going lone wolf. All we can do is wait
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>>692609900
fuckin raw.
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Fucking Bump
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Hes gonna be seeing Richard real soon
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Dude you better fucking make it back, if not then you basically told us you can unlock luigi and just jumped up a lava fall all day
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He's going to die tonight.
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Fucking shit
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He should be fine as long as he is stealthy. If he is smart he has the upper hand and can come back alive.
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this post awes me. grace be with you OP
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>>692609939
I wouldn't worry, the masked man is a big guy.
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In all seriousness the news going to end up like this: "Man attacked random victim with hammer. Victim shot and killed his attacker, but when police arrived, they learned that the victim was actually, indeed a gang member, and raided the compound the crime took place at..."
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if op is kill, we need to start a Kickstarter to make him robocop

but, like, a tiger robocop
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Who ordered the Hammer of Wrath?
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AWAKE! JUDGEMENT HAMMER MORPHING!
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A true hero doesnt care if he lives or dies he only cares about the people he is saving
>OP is a fucking hero
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I would have brought a gun, fold some cloth over the barrel of the pistol so the first shot is silenced.
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>>692610291
9/10 would donate
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>>692610307
Hahaha very nice
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>>692610307
kek
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op go get em
>>692610291
also yeah this
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>>692610307
You fucking retard. The hammer of wrath is a spell.
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>>692610307
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>>692610353
>>692610291
Lets do it xD
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>>692610338
fucking godfather the druggies
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>>692586961
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>OP will surely kill an entire house full of armed niggers with a hammer and post results on /b/
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>>692610307
10/10
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I grew up there, where are you from?
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Bumping
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>>692610531
Stranger things have happened, like that time a few nazis burned 6 gorillion of gods chosen people.
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bumpadump
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Bump
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I've been in this thread since the beginning

I'll be in it to the end

bumping the shit out of this one

op is God sent
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bump
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>>692607660
Go get 'em tiger.
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I believe in the tiger of 4chan
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>>692610777
nice trips luck /b/
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>>692610777
Checked
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>>692610777
Lucky 7s, perhaps op will survive
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Op is dead faggot for sure
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GOD DAMMIT! I really hope op wins just because the odds are fucking insane
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Bumperino
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we are gonna have to make a new thread soon
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>>692610291
We3, anyone?
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Bump bump
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>>692610777
Even if op dies We will forever remember his actions this night
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>>692610836
>>692610856
>>692610777
lucky 7 trips: OP survives
Satanic trips:OP gets rekt
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>>692610338
idiot, that is usually done to hide muzzle flash.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
OP IS THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
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Rolling for quads
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>>692586961
>InB4 Hate Crimes reported on CNN...

Good Luck Though,
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I'll pray for your crusade hammer bro.
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Rolling
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Bumparino
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>>692610943
Yep. Already a legend.
Someone honestly thinks he can make it back?
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you can see his strips but you know hes clean
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>>692611021
This
Also some fags near him shold get together and roll in with some assistance.
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OP is the hero /pol/ deserves, but /b/ has
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>>692590193
Crime must be bad in Detroit, they stole all your apostrophes
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>>692611202
I believe in our hero
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>>692611021
Biiiitch yes he is!
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>>692611202
Well with him by him self idunno. all we can do is hope
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>>692611311
chekt
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>>692610996
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If op gave us a address It would be fucking amazing then the Calvary would be there
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if op dies, at least he inspires me to finish Hotline Miami 2
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>>692611202
Hammer anon probably won't make it back but you gotta admire his balls/ lack of self preservation.
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He'lol make it back :)
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>>692611527
Why the fuck does auto correct exist he'll*
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let the city fall and just move to the suburbs like every other sane person
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>a bunch of autists circlejerking a kid that legit posted two pics of a hammer
this is why I stopped coming to this board
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All Supporters go to youtube link he posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTbo5muJ_Q
and comment your support!
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>>692611202
He's already dead.
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I left and shook his hand
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New thread? >>692611558
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>>692611622
>this is why I stopped coming to this board

... but you didn't stop, did you?
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OP must show no mercy. And must return. Ur survival is imperative /b/ro...we salute you
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>>692611480
I wish he did. Could've started his own sort of raid thread. In this case though, an irl raid.
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Armed with a hammer was the man with a mask
The time for putting up with scum was long past
He was inspired by hotline miami
In the words of the crusader, that game spoke to me.

He's the anon of the hood, with the hammer of justice
We pray for his safe return before thread 404
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>>692611695
popped in for porn and saw some hotline miami
other than that most posters here sound like edgy middleschoolers
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>>692611847
All heroes need ballads.
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>>692611816
reminds me of watch dogs, or the division e3.
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>>692611857
>Not believing in the hammer of justice
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>>692611847
And when he returns the b8 posters will see
That the man with the hammer
Was the hero of /b/
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>>692611847
this shall be OP's song
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>>692611117
"The infamous white supremacist known as 4chan has struck again. This time it seems he decided to go on a killing spree inside an afro-american church, beating to death 4 young women & 2 young men who had just got their lives on track. The aryan madman used what he dubbed 'the hammer of justice' on his victims. Police also found an ipod with music from a video gane 'hotline miami'.President Obama has vowed to issue a ban on assault hammers, as well as promisung to charge the games creators with assisted homicide. We here at kbla played 'hotline miami' and it is nothing short of pornography, you are tasked with killing people for points"
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>>692612098
Post full article
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>>692611847
>>692612035


Armed with a hammer was the man with a mask
The time for putting up with scum was long past
He was inspired by hotline miami
In the words of the crusader, that game spoke to me.

He's the anon of the hood, with the hammer of justice
We pray for his safe return before thread 404


And when he returns the b8 posters will see
That the man with the hammer
Was the hero of /b/
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>>692612098
Keked
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I'm buying Hotline Miami due to this thread
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New thread faggots. >>692611558
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>>692612223
Buy both games
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>>692593820
Way to leave witnesses if you kill people it will make news... Friends call it in.. bye bye crazy tiger faced white boy for life. Nigga DoUevenMurder.jpg?
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>>692612202
Just a jest bro
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>>692612223
Good Choice
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