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Tell /b/ your family secret. Is your uncle a pedo? Does your grandma have a gambling problem? Is your dad having an affair? Your brother in jail for murder?

Secrets that the whole family knows about but no one ever talks about it.
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>>692582984
I'm the only one who knows apart from my dad's parents.

>Dad used to be a player back in the old county
>When his parents would go to church or funerals he'd bring home bitches to fuck
>Neighbor would rat him out
>He got his ass whooped when they got back
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>>692582984
Mom's having an affair

I'm the only one in the family who knows
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>>692583260
How did you find out?
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My family secret is that i go on 4chan
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>>692582984
my dad knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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>>692583260
Me too. Sucks ass
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>Be me
>Start talking to and old chieldhood friend
>"Gimme a Massage" she says
>Ending up having wild sex
>Never say no to a massage.
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My aunt was abducted, raped and left naked in NY when she was 15. My father was shot in the face (lived). My uncle was killed for getting involved with mafia and went missing for 10 years only to be dug up behind a mall three years ago. One of my cousins is a serial killer in jail for life. Another has been hospitalized multiple times for eating disorders. My mom actually believes my family is cursed. Another one of my cousins died in a car accident at 14 (no he wasn't driving). My other uncle is a mechanic and had a car fall on him (lived). My sister was killed after being abducted at 10. It's /b/ so I don't expect you to take me on my word for all this but if I provide proof it puts my identity at risk. Believe more or not you asked for my family story so here it is.
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>dad was a coke dealer
>mom is an addict
>pedo uncle who no one speaks too
>dads mother commited suicide with a toaster in the bathtub 2 days after i was born
>dad knocked up moms sister so my half sister is also my cousin
>moms father committed suicide with a car in the garage when i was 5
>moms mother committed suicide with an oxy overdose when i was 9
>3 uncles in jail for attempting to rob a bank
family reunions are weird as fuck
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>>692583867
How many people did your cousin kill?
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>>692584189
Not entirely sure my family never went into that much detail just told me he was in jail for life.
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>>692584346
Did they catch your sisters murderer?
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>>692582984
my grandma was 9 when she married my grandfather who was 40. He had already been married before but his old wife died. anyway she was always sort of in love with him and i never realized how creepy it must have seemed until i realized how young 9 years old was. she also had her first kid at age 12 and 9 more kids after that
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>>692583358
Found out about 3 years ago when I picked up the other line (we still have a house phone). Heard her talking to some guy, and well yeah. Saw deleted texts after that, followed her after work, etc

>>692583821
It honestly hurt to see that my mom would do such a thing when I found out
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>>692584464
No they stopped looking after a while. I was young so I didn't follow the case.
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>>692582984

My Uncle killed himself in very suspicious circumstances. I think he must have been a pedo, but no-one in the family will talk about it.
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>>692582984
>dad apparently was a stud, got my mom and some other chick pregnant at the same time, probably why I've never met him
>grandpas side of family apparently had lots of incest between cousins and brothers and sisters
>also supposedly owned plantation back in the day on grandpas side (this was Georgia)
>one of my second cousins was a webcam model, amateur pornstar, and a stripper
>one of my other second cousins was molested be her father for years

>my grandmas sister lost my grandma, her daughter, her husband and her little dog all within a year
Also this ones not a secret, just really shitty
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>>692584478

Was your dad called Muhammed?
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>>692582984
My 60 y/o dad is dating my 30 y/o cousin (on my mothers side) Just found out she was adopted but she grew up with me as a cousin. Nearly drove my mom insane.
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I'm a sex addict and it's always felt like it wasn't my fault...didnt have sex till I was 16, loved drugs more than pussy...then I found out my grandma on my dad's side was a whore and my great grandma on my mom's side was too....seems retarded but I feel like it's somehow the reason for my debauchery
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>>692585131

Did you ever engage her services or is she no longer working?
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>>692582984
My mom has a feminine penis
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my uncle is gay
i looked at his search history and found gay porn
i plan on fucking him at chistmas bc im bi
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>>692583870
Why did they commit suicide?
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>>692583870

Also mostly empty, apparently.
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>>692585396
uncle - that was married into the family
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I'm the only male in my family on my fathers side that hasn't an hero'd. Grandfather, father, brother, nephew. Very scary
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>>692582984
My dad smokes pot. Exciting I know.
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>>692585907
been on 4 chan for 5 minutes


what is an hero'd
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>>692585511
grandma on my dads side was on a ton of psych meds and depressed, grandpa on my moms side lost every dime he had on the stock market and his company went under within 2 weeks of each other, he couldnt deal and would leave everyday and pretend to go to work so he didnt have to tell my grandma they were poor, and she OD'd because she couldnt handle being poor after being fairly wealthy her entire life
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>>692583821
U have my sympathies
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>>692583667
Calling bs on that shit
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Had a benign tumor in my colon that made it to where I wasn't toilet trained till I was 16ish after it was removed whole family knew but ignored it until it became serious
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>>692585705
nah, all of my uncles had a ton of kids, 3 aunts.. one of which had 13 kids who now have 2-3 year olds. its just a fucked up array of people left
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>>692583824
U got that right. Massage is code word
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>>692584346
Have you considered going on Google scholar to look up the case?
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>>692582984
When my mother dies I felt nothing.
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>>692585972
jacob?
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My aunt's husband is a DEA officer.
He stole some LSD from lock up and he and my aunt dropped it and went to a concert.
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>>692586552
I hope your uncle goes to jail and gets raped for his hypocrisy.
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>>692586122
committed suicide
Now gtfo summerfag
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>>692582984
I used to have a twin brother but he died as a fetus
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Pretty sure uncle 1 is a porn addict, I have no proof just a suspision. Uncle 2 is an alcoholic in a divorce and uncle three is dieing from colon cancer due to lifelong smoking. Uncle 1 also dumpster dives at retail stores to find thrown out overstock, he saves a ton of money doing that shit.
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>>692586540
I've never heard of that. Might look into it. My family hates him so much they never even told me his first name so I'd have to ask but sounds like it could shed so light.
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>>692582984
My sister is a drug dealer
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>>692584630
get evidence and blackmail her into fucking you
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>>692586881
This
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>>692585000
no. this is my grandad. and he died pretty young in his 60s from a heart attack after his son(my uncle) died in an accident when he was 18.
My grandma always told good stories about him though and it never seemed rapey or weird. They built a house together, bought a lot of farmland and became huge aristocrats
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>>692583867
How long do you think you got left to live?
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>>692583260

You should probably tell your dad. I wouldn't want to be living a lie of a marraige
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It was my father's grandmother who hid the horseradish in my grand uncle's cake
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>>692586372
English?
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>>692587435
Idk my dad and uncle made it out fine. Hopefully I can too. It's gonna be a long road if my family tree is any insight as for what's to come.
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>>692585746
he is my dads brother
no wife or girlfriend
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>>692586930
They really do that? Thought it was a myth. Thought they send it to discounters. Is this for food?
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> father conned ~$25,000 from about 5 people then when we found out he skipped the country.

>Mother is a drug dealer. Mostly to other upperclass families in the area but she REALLY doesn't look it. She looks more like Chloe Mortez but 39&w/wrinkles

> youngest brother drinks all the liqueur in cabinet and replaces it with nontoxic cleaning agents and water. Mother thinks they just taste odd or aged badly (not big on alcohol)

> oldest brother constantly cuts. Depressed af on the inside happy and calm straight B student on the outside. Long talks together confides a lot of his truffles with me.

>Sister was A grade up until 7th grade day one in high school closet whore. Sucking and fucking her way to the top of her classes both students and teachers. Found out shes Done 5 classes in her year level 1 bellow and 3 above. Half the school has fucked my sister and like 1/4 of the staff according to what her grades are like. I know shes definitely blown 3 teachers and maybe 5 more.

Be me only one in family C to B student shit social life no drugs straight edge. Normal fag aside from gore addition online.
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>>692587155
I don't want to fuck her
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>>692582984

i molested almost every cousin in my family on both sides, it was great
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>>692587332
>and they were also muslim
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>>692588572
Black mail the teachers who fucked your sister to get good grades.
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>>692588537

No plenty of places throw food away, they're scared of sending it to food banks and getting sued. You know, cause of all the high-priced lawyers hobo's have.
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>>692587679
I had a lumpy wumpy in my poopy place that made me not able to poopy woopy until i was 16
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>>692588572
so youre letting your bro kill your mom. Must feel nice.
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My great aunt gouged the eyes out of black people for years. Another great aunt went bat shit crazy, locked herself in her room and ate her fingers.
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My dad is a guinea pig for the philippine government. He's the scapegoat that most politicians use to corrupt money
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>>692584478
Ayy Muslim friend !
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My aunt is addicted to painkilllers and has posted on backpage as an escort and for sensual massages before.
I'm not sure if my family knows - they know about her addiction (and various treatment) but i haven't talked about the rest with anyone, including my aunt.
The last time I saw her on backpage was about six months ago. I'm sure she posts other places and likely recently, but it's not like i've been searching around very hard either.

She's a very nice woman but has had a lot of chances to un-fuck up her life, so it sort of sucks.
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My dad has a mental illness, my mother is one of the stupidest persons I know and I'm graduating from medical school in a few months.
I hate my family and pretty much, myself
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>>692589270

RE: non-toxic
non.
non-toxic
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>>692586930
Ask your uncle for tips and make a new thread about dumpster diving. I want to learn, this sounds lucrative
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>>692582984
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funny my uncle IS a pedo
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We have a long history of severe mental illness. Several suicides. One was my brother.

We don't mention him.
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My nanna is addicted to prescription painkillers from her back injury, and so is her husband, because why not.
My grandma is addicted to gambling, and attempts suicide every few months on average.
May aunty is autistic, and her brother accidentally got her raped, and now she doesn't trust anyone.

My mum killed herself when I was 16, and my dad has been an alcoholic ever since
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>>692588572
>wow this imported swiss blue Wendyx wine is fabulous, the after taste accents the citrusy burn you feel from the fermented oranges and the bléché
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grandpa fancy local lawyer and politician sexually abused his daughter my mom. they all venerate him despite knowing.
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>>692582984
My family secret is that long ago in a galaxy far far away I put everything in whole wide world inside your mother's pussy.
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>>692582984
My dads a drunk, my mom suffers from an extreme case of country side sickness. She was a gold digger and i was born before they got married. She is a pathological liar and will say anything to get peoples approval and humilate someone along the way. She thinks she is a classy lady but underneath all her pretty clothes there is a big pile of shit and envy. Nobody in my family even believes her anymore, last year she stole 100k from my dad and spent like 40 on clothes and the rest just "vanished" and keep in mind we live in a cheap af country.
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>>692586551
WHo are you
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my grandmother recieved electroshock therapy when my dad was 4 years old. when she got anesthesia induced dementia a couple years ago, she kept asking us to not let them give her "that" surgery, which probably meant a lobotomy.
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>>692583260
Your mom probably knows about it too
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>>692590257
You sound like my untold half of the story, save for the pretty clothes . My mother's so dumb she cam barely wipe her own ass. Dad's schizophrenic and has severe cognitive impairment
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>>692589151
Last week tonight, huh?
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Uncle got murdered for being a rich fuck and owning a diamond mine in South Africa.
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>>692582984
>Uncle pedo (married into family), tho not confirmed pedo
>Aunt ran daycare
>Herd rumors he was taking pictures of the boys (He is disabled, not mentally)
>Aunt shut down daycare, seemingly on a whim
>Aunt talks deep to my mother, says "There's a place in heaven. Even for people like Uncle."
>He always creeped me out as a kid.
>Never did anything to me except try to bully me. Didn't work.
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I've got a drug addict cousin whose mom is completely enabling him and actively sabotages attempts from the rest of the family to help him. Literally took him in and took him to sign up for rehab and all was looking good til she showed up and handed him $200. He literally made a call and disappeared for three days before showing up back at her home. I think she is snorting half of what he brings home.

My grandma has a very private property and she willingly harbors my uncle, who has warrants for god knows how many crimes and is producing and using illegal substances in broad daylight there. Ironically, my uncle thinks the above is a scumbag and wants nothing to do with him.

My mother is schizo.

My brother and his girlfriend are the equivalent of crazy cat people, but with multiple species and have zero sense of responsibility to any of them once they get the animal home.

My dad left my mom after giving things a shot for a long time but eventually my family was the straw that broke the camels back, not my mothers mental illness.

I am severely depressed.
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>>692588770
no my grandpa was jewish, and my grandma christian. but middle eastern area
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>>692582984
>Tell /b/ your family secret. Is your uncle a pedo? Does your grandma have a gambling problem? Is your dad having an affair? Your brother in jail for murder?
>Secrets that the whole family knows about but no one ever talks about it.
>>692582984
I do really want to suck a cock and make someone cum on my mouth. My family is extremely homophobic
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My stepdaughter is a slut. Everyone knows but pretends they don't.
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>>692590527
Chuckled
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>>692582984

My uncle was a high school art teacher, and he fucked one of his students. He's divorced from my aunt now. Nobody ever talks about it in the family. It was so hard on my dad, he's the only responsible one in the family and really cares about all his brothers, it's been awful watching him be in pain about my uncle being such an evil person.
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>>692582984
I think I do have a pedo uncle. We had a birthday party at our house for my little brother and my uncle got drunk as shit. He kept staring at an 11 year old girl's ass. To be fair she did have a fat ass for her age, she looked like she was 16 from behind. Anyway, whole family noticed and started talking shit about him.
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>>692591745
How old is she?
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My mom's ex husband was some sort of teacher (never met him they got divorced long before I was born). Heard he fucked a student, got fired, and is now addicted to crack.
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Posted this not too long ago but
I was around 3 or so and me a relative would play with each other's dick and ass when we were alone at night. It was nothing sexual really idk why we did it but we did. As we got older 8 or so we would kiss and play with our dicks together. It eventually led up to us sucking each other's dicks and putting our dicks in each other's ass. It stopped when we were about 10, idk why. I can never get it out of my head either.
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>>692582984
I take it in the ass all the time
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>Dads an alcoholic and haven't seen him since I was 15
>Moms addicted to gambling and in denial
>Grandma smokes 3 packs a day and has had 3 face lifts
>Grandpa was dishonorably discharged from military and became a biker
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>>692582984
This is an actual picture of my Uncle
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>>692591997
19 now. Been a slut since she was 13. Very fucked up kid. Not really my problem so I just ignore it and get on with my life.
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my dad have two wife.rn
he so alpha
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>>692592257
>/nothing sexual
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my aunt works 4 jobs just to pay for my cousin's medical bills. he's 22 and has 'depression so bad that he cant get a job.' he just sits home and plays vidya all day hoping that the government will give a 22 year old leach disability. he also trades a shit ton of clonapin (like 15-20) or however you say it for like an 8th of weed. he got caught then lied to my dad before my dad went to try to help him at the court case. so my dad looked like a complete asshole in front of the judge/cops. my cousin also looks like james holmes
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>>692590257

Holy fuck. If I were still married to my ex, I'd be about 90% certain you were one of my kids.
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>>692589244
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>>692593049
Well I mean it's not like we really knew what we were doing
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>>692592870
and you're a faggot
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Not secrets but not discussed in great detail.
>My great-grandmother hoarded government vouchers (during the depression) which would have allowed her to get her kids shoes and stuff, my grandma still keeps those vouchers and subsequently did the same with food stamps when my mom was little.
>My aunt's ex beat her.
>I'm a bastard child, father may be known to everyone even one of my best friends but I know nothing about the man.
>My cousins are addicts, one has even had a seizure from bad product and still continues to use, supposedly he even threatened to kill his mother and younger brother. The other cousin and his mother are kinda mooching off my mother but at least his mom helps around the house.
>The mooching cousin mentioned about has a baby mama and can barely hold a job, rumored to have assaulted his baby mama's sister but she's still with him.
>Several cousins in prison for drug dealing.
>The youngest of my uncles is the only one with a different father and last name, he is currently under investigation for drug dealing, evidence says he's innocent but no one knows for certain.

What no one knows:
>I let a high school friend (I don't like her but we hung out due to mutual friends) stay with me cause I try to be charitable despite her not helping cook, clean or pay bills or even try to do something with her life.
>Ended up molesting her while I though she was asleep, she wasn't and became very fearful of me. I was more worried that she would blab.
>She didn't, in fact she ended up fucking me willingly no condoms ever cause she was a catholic. Fugly girl but good pussy.
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>>692589966
How do you get someone accidentally raped??
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grandpa made few million from cheating at craps, roulette, poker, etc. in vegas in 70s. Vegas mob let him play at casinos because he could make other people lose. invested money in real estate. we now have around 20 properties. live pretty well off
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My first girlfriend was my cousin.
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My cousin banged two black guys and had a kid to each one, everyone knows and doesn't say much. They never look at her straight, and it doesn't help that my grandpa hates black people.
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>>692593850
1st or 2nd cousin?
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I fondled my sister
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>>692593964

Somone mocha mistaked her way right out of the fucking will.
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> be me 30 something single mom.
>son is a twelve year old hyper fucktard.
>he had this delusion that the animals were special creatures that you could catch in balls.
>get tired of his shit and play into his illness.
>make up some retarded story that when you reach a certain age you have go catch these special animals by yourself.
>his birthday comes around.
>packed his shit and sent him off.
>now I'm single and constantly bang my neighbors grandpa.
For prescription meds.
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>>692583260
dont tell your dad it will end up in faliled marriage .. your mom will go suck her BF .. your dad will find a new bitch .. and you will be one who lost a family and love
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>>692594311

kek
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>>692583867
You're fucked bro. goodluck
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>>692587522
How high are you?
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My dad has a rage problem. He has only hit us a few times over the years, but he is scary as fuck, and he gets really angry over the slightest things. My step mom kept telling me she was going to leave - for like 20 years, but she never did. She said the therapist said it was bad for my halfsister to live in that environment - it was part of why she was cutting herself. But my step mom stayed. They all talk about how much they love my dad, and shit - but no one talks about his fucking temper.

oh and I think my grandpa killed like a lot of jews in WWII. But we sure as shit don't talk about that one.
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>>692583870
are black .. becasue i have a theory that such thing happends in uneducated, poor ugly people's family ... mine family was a failure too .. all were jobless so they used to fight among themselves
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>>692582984
My sister fucks nigger, my parents know but wont tell the rest of the family.
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>>692592257
>>692592257
really normal stuff actually. did the same with my male cousin.
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>>692583867
this thing family is cursed ! i used to hear about my family too as it went from riches to rags .. my dad had a affair with a beautifull damsel .. but could end up marrying her and also there were pets (2 dogs and a cow) whom my family disowned .. .. my grandma used to say it was there curse on our family ... father jobless till date .. constant fight among mom and dad .. gradpa died due to all this and tension
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>>692582984
One of my uncles was a pedo. Several years ago he got drunk at a family party and molested one of our younger cousins while she was asleep. He was caught in the act, and the rest of the men who were present beat the shit out of him. He doesn't really come around any more.
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I was molested by my uncle but after a lengthy legal process, I have received millions of dollars. We don't talk about it much, but sometimes I come on here and give some of it away.
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I molested my uncle.
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>>692595193
>>692595260
lol
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>>692587072
whats so wrong being a drug dealer ? its the govt creatig botlenck between demand-supply take tax if they want
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>>692585364
how is a dick feminine, seriously
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>>692588731
whats so wrong ? u didnt raped them
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>>692584997
>>one of my other second cousins was molested be her father for years

I always have to doubt this one, maybe these guys are attracted to their "daughters" because they're not really theirs?
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>>692590242
sometime i think the source of big bang is someone's pussy now guess who is the dick
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>>692595193
>I was molested by my uncle but after a lengthy legal process, I have received millions of dollars. We don't talk about it much, but sometimes I come on here and give some of it away.

Was it worth it, anon?
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>>692585020

Even if she wasn't adopted, they still wouldn't be related. Dad wins
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>>692594239
I would too
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>>692591927
whats so wrong in staring someone ass which is too young .. its the chemical and harmones in processed food .. .eve i saw a girl yesterday like 7-8 with liek fatty perky boobs and i was like wtf ? then i thought bad food and govt isnt oing anything for organic
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>>692590551
Kek i kno. Plus she is bipolar or some shit can go from i love you soooo much to fuck you and your gf who is a shit eating mingoloid in a second
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My dad is a schizophrenic, alcoholic, violent, drug addicted person.
A product of daily heavy drinking (I'm talking 15-20 bottles or cans in a day, sometimes even did 30) and a product of cocaine and crack selling.

I went through domestic violence most of my life and he even tried killing my mom once.
He's the closest thing to a demon I've ever witnessed.

No one likes to talk about it.
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Mom had/has an affair with the husband of my aunt (sister of my dad)
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>>692595975
Because illiterate shits like you and said uncle will do more than stare if left alone,
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>>692595676
yeah, he was really rich. If you ever see me posting , put UNCLE OWEN and I'll know it is you.
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>>692596526
Nice, will catch on like wildfire
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>>692596248
>with the husband of my aunt

That would be your uncle you fucking idiot
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>>692582984
Someone in our family is a famous murderer.
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>>692582984
My grandpa is a pedo, my mom works at one of the places he lured a teenager.
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>>692596219
your dad's a pussy. my dad drinks a six pack for breakfast then starts his day. he could kick your dad's ass!
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>>692594665
>oh and i think my grandpa killed like a lot of jews in WWII.
Your grandpa must love /b/
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Seems like if you are an uncle you are destined to become a pedo/molester
Shit I am an uncle.... Am I doomed /b/?
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Dads ancestors were royalty from spain
Moms ancestors were royalty from asia
Both sides lost great wealth over time from idiots inheriting the family wealth
Both parents poor
Plan is to bring wealth and power back to the bloodline after college
Been snobby and felt entitled my whole life
Long history of mental illness from both bloodlines
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>>692582984
Grandma is a major alcoholic in denial.

Everyone knows and doesn't really care because both grandma and grandpa are total assholes.
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>>692597048
>Been snobby and felt entitled my whole life
even though you're poor?
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>>692596981
well he's dead, so ... he would flip out any time germany/israel/us would try and prosecute some dude from WWII. He'd donate money to their defense fund all kinds of shit.
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my aunt robbed a bank and fled the state. she's currently on trial now. it's pretty bad because she just popped out a kid and she's a single mother.
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my dad is an extremely wanted criminal from the 80s but had face reconstruction and all that shiz
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>>692597329
found the nigger
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>>692583867
I know you
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>>692597352
pretty cool. organize crime or something else?
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I got drunk at a family party woke and found one of my younger nieces play with my dick. Smacked the shit out of her she screams family runs in and see dick out and crying niece they think I did tried to molest her. My bros and sisters B-Day kick my ass. I tried to explain they don't believe me. Now I stay away because I moved on and have my own life to live.
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I'm a carcass from France. I crapped in my pants. While watching the legend of bagger Vance.

I would have fucked my mom but she didn't give me a chance. Instead I took her to the "Enchantment under the sea dance".

> pict related, it's me.
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>>692593721
How'd you keep her from getting preggers?

Ever hit her pooper? How long did it last?

More details plz.
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>>692597048
dam, my moms side is royalty from the Ottoman empire but her great grandmother ran away with a man she loved and was disowned by her parents, and for about 10 years now researchers have been doing intense investigation bc the land that was owned by my moms side is literally the entire south coast of the Anatolian side of istanbul
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Great uncle was a pedo, but no one did shit because his brother (my grandfather) was a gangster. Father went to jail, uncle disappeared (likely murdered). Father leaves the life after he gets out, has me. Grow up in nowhere Midwest. Go to east coast to meet half sister from back in my dad's wild days. Meet twin daughters of guy who's family had huge beef with mine. Fuck one because she's trying to piss off dad, blow my chance with the other because she found out I fucked her sister. Basically reignite beef. Scared to go east of chicago
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>>692597443
organizef
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>>692596999
Trips
Not if you stop being a perverted faggot.
But you're on /b/ RIP anon.
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>>692589975
lol
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>>692597048
Are you claiming you're a hapsberg? ?
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my uncle is a "secret" gay, no one talks about that "secret"
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>>692597948
thanks for correctinhg m
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>>692586881
I see it as being laid back. Still hypocrisy doe.
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my cousin is my wife!!! (2 kids)
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>>692583667
He's buried in his ass cuz your dad's a faggot
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My aunt apparently had an abortion as a teen. Only me and her mother know. Considering we live in an extremely Christian family, if anyone else knew she would probably be shunned. Considering the fact she's hooked on drugs as well due to thinking it helps her arthritis, I'm shocked no-one's done anything yet.
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Both my biological father and grandfather are sick twisted pedophiles, unfortunately both my sister and I are all too aware. My biological father was deported, for drugs I believe.
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>>692598224
Big deal. Genetically it's fine.
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>>692598168
no, lol it was organized crime
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>>692598325
hispanic?
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>>692598224
What kinda defects did they turn out to have?
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>>692597862
It really pisses me off how much i could have had and been if not for a few retards in the family tree
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>>692597622
>>692595050
Kek
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>>692598469
Probably none you fucking idiot. Cousins are supposed to marry
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>>692583867
Pretty sure your family is blessed not cursed. Most of your family has loved through events which kill most people.
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>>692598467
You dumb fucking Amerifat one doesn't need to be Hispanic to be deported
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>>692598598
>It really pisses me off how much i could have had and been if not for a few retards in the family tree


Well look at it this way anon
You are one of them, so at least you fit in.
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>>692598467
Maybe why?
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>>692598653
Jew detected
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>>692592736
Ah. Your family must be Jewish.
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>>692589244
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>>692598467
Nope, he was born in Manila Philippines
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>>692589582
Hire her as an escort

You might get to fuck your aunt.
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>>692598653
Only if you're desperate.
I can just hear the southern draw.
No you're supposed find and marry someone you're not related to. Even if you're not blood related.
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>>692597862
So the fuck what

I'm lord of the cocksuck kingdom you fucking faggot.

kys
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>>692599036
You're an idiot

Incest is good
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>>692585396
Do it anon. Godspeed
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My aunt has six kids. Before her current husband she had another that died in a plane accident in the Iraqi war. She had so many miscarriages you can't guess which one is the other guys kids but it has to be one of the older ones. Only the parents in my family know
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>>692599021
>>692599021
this for real.
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>>692594870
Same, I buttfucked all my cousins on the regular, nothing weird there man
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>>692598469
none, just a little dump about maths, but great in foreing lenguages
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Dad gets a shit load of bitches to the point where im sure I have a load of illgitamate sibblings
Mom and dad have a big gambling problem
uncle does drugs
cousin deals drugs
other uncle got caught for drugs
and im pretty damn sure my cousin is his siblings kid
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My uncle knows Rumsfeld and says he told him that the 911 pentagon hit was a coverup. Something about money going missing and needing to hush it up.
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>>692598224
>>692598398
>>692598653
>>692599036
>>692599411
her dad is half brother to my mom
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>>692598974
Are you fem? Post pics and of your sister too. Love Filipinas
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>>692592286
When, if ever, did it stop
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>>692594870
Normal for people on /b/. lol
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>>692594311
Cool story anon.
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>>692599411
>lenguages
>len

E is nowhere near A how'd this happened?
Languages Checked.
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>>692594870
You keep going for awhile? Or did it stop early
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>>692582984
It wouldn't be a secret if I told ya, eh?
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>>692599847
i´m a stupid person, don´t even know how to rite properly...are you happy now?
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>>692582984
i was molested when i was 8 or so, they still dont know
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>>692599602
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>>692587155
What is this, literotica dot com?
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Once when I was really young my older cousin popped a boner and I grabbed it and started rubbing it. After a few seconds I stopped and to this day its as if we forgot it. I sure as hell don't
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>>692598406
How big was he? Does he have a Wikipedia page?
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>>692600116
Awww poor thing.
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>>692582984
Mother is legitimately an alcoholic just like her older sister and their mother (before she died).

Everybody acts like it isn't a problem and whenever they get inexcusably drunk at family gatherings and do crazy drunk bitch shit like borderline sexually harass my teenage cousins everybody pretends not to notice or just kind of awkwardly laughs it off because "you have to respect your elders and because she's your MOTHER anon, you HAVE to respect her".

When I finally had enough and got really pissed off and brought it up in front of everyone I was effectively disowned/ostracized from my immediate and extended family.

They are literally the worst people on the face of the planet and I genuinely believe society would be a much safer, happier place if every last one of them were dead.
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>>692599063
what the fuck are you doing on /b/ then, share some of that wealth nigger
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>>692600329
>if every last one of them were dead.

Well, maybe not every last one of them, eh anon?
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>>692600326
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whole family doesnt know but i used to have my sister touch my cock
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>>692586881
For real. Some people see it as a "cool cop", but no. They still arrest people for that shit, so fuck em'.
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>>692599021
>>692599306
Haha, it is a fun fantasy, if only because it would just be really wild/taboo, but I wouldn't be into that for real. Sorry.
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>>692600123
Dubs and you gotta tell...
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My uncle before I was born was addicted to drugs and possibly gambling, then he got married and had two kids. Literally giving the everything they wanted. Later after I was born we would visit them and play Xbox but after his kids graduated highschool my uncle just dropped off the face of the earth. Only every so often beg his brother (my father) for money and steal from his sister who has Multiple Sclerosis, have not heard from him in 2 years now don't know if he's dead or not.
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>>692585907
chronic depression?
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>>692588572
i wish i had someone to confide my truffles with
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>>692600329
anon you should've fucked her yourself.
Instead of being a little faggot. Whaa mama wants to touch anons cousins no-no place. I would disown you to faggot.
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>>692582984
We have a mix of 14 pedophiles and child molesters in my family. Almost split down the middle for males and females.
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>>692599574
You're a nigger?
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>>692583867
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2011/11/missing_massillon_man_identifi.html ??
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>be 8
>live in a neighborhood with lots of kids my age
>kid named josh tells me to follow him to his hiding spot around his house
>josh proceeds to unzip my jeans and suck me off
>tells me to do the same
>i do it
>a couple weeks later im staying over at his house over night
>bedtime
>im half asleep and he crawls over to me and sits on my face
>start 69
>hate the whole thing
>since we are 8 he doesnt wipe his ass correctly so all i smell is shit
>he pisses in my mouth on accedent
>next morning i leave and never talk to him again
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>>692600495
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>>692600473
I fucked your mom's ass with my cocks
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>>692586893
Holy shit he took the bait-
obvious summerfag
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>>692584630
Your mom also takes nasty shit's and has public hair that you are suddenly imagi ing in a style that makes your dick srs bsns hard. You're welcome
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>>692601044
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>>692601313
Why are black people so disgusting
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>>692601313
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>>692592257
Any ideas on how to convince him to try it again? Anyone?
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>>692601515
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I'm currently living with my cousin, we have a child together.
We aren't blood related but still feels taboo.
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>>692601783
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>>692601857
confirmed faggot
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>>692601884
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>>692601950
Yeah I've dated guys too.
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>>692601950
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>>692582984
My Grandma used to peddle weed and pretty sure she still does smokes it. Saw an old picture of my dad and her at their house in front of a small field of cannabis. Pretty cool Grandma
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>>692601857
>not blood related
You are so edgy
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>>692601515
They aren't as disgusting as spics.
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>>692602225
I hear that term thrown around a lot.
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>>692600173
Emma?
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>>692602207
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>>692602256
Spics are less disgusting ass clown

Though both are shit
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My aunt raped my brother and molested me. It would disturb the peace, so no one mentions it.
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>>692602539
Is your aunt hot?
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>>692602256
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>692598730
Kek
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>>692585000
Your trips are called check'd
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>>692601515
Not as bad as those filthy Caucasians
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>>692598598
Stop comparing yourself to others, you'll often come up short.
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>>692582984
>dad in mc
>some fellow members get into argument about drugs
>days later the guy has my dad invite that dude to our house
>dude is over, lets call him 'socks', hanging out drinking, doesn't even have shoes on
>guy drives by, shoots socks a few times. he literally died in our front yard.
>cops never found out who killed socks
>karma came early for my dad, as he died in a motorcycle crash a few years later.
>and decades later, the guy is finally arrested after killing some chick.
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>>692594665
Your dad sounds a hell of a lot like my mother, anon. Shit's terrifying. Like walking on eggshells around them, the smallest thing sets them off.

Aside from my parent's failing marriage, there isn't many secrets to tell, but I'm not too close to my family. We don't talk much. I had an uncle that drowned in a lake in the south of Ireland when he was 17 that my dad's side refuse to discuss, but I have some of his sculptures lying around. He seemed pretty cool. My grandpa on my dad's side died from lung cancer when I was 4, no one really seems to talk about him either.

Had a few cousins (all in the same immediate family) that got pregnant when they were 15-16, I liked them to hang around with because I had no friends, but after they had kids I couldn't stand them, they changed considerably. It was a bit of a scandal at first but after the 3rd teen pregnancy I think they stopped caring.

Parents grew up during the troubles in NI, dad still gets tight lipped when asked about it, he lost some family members, watched his neighbour get shot in the street apparently.

Hardly a secret but my maternal grandmother is dying from Leukaemia and people seem to tip-toe around the subject, even my grandmother herself.
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>>692583667
same
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>>692582984
that we are actually really well off (not rich, but no bills or anything to worry about pretty much ever) but live pretty simply. Videogames and D&D and reading.
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>>692602539
What the Fuck is there to mention?
You just won the lottery you better be hitting that every family get together
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>>692590431
Are you who I think you are? (Not same guy, might be brother...) (
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>>692602689
No, she looks like a Who with a hernia.
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>>692602699
I want to know where this started
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>>692597716
She never let me finish inside and I have enough stamina for a proper pull out/I got lucky.
Never fucked her ass unfortunately, I couldn't even get her to suck me off.
It only lasted a couple of months, unfortunately I never got to fuck her as much as I would've liked before she moved back in with her parents.
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>>692594665
i know the feeling dude. My dad was a abusive cunt too, I think he had a napoleon complex. also this >>692602996
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>>692602996
No one cares about motorcycle faggots
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>>692603146
>not rich, but no bills or anything to worry about pretty much ever
Then you're not well off you fucking idiot
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>>692586547
You have me
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>>692583867
Way to go, you live in west Virginia.
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