Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692540688
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
Claimed
Rory-sama claimed
Saber claimed
Ryuko claimed
Claimed, watermelon is the best
Epitaph > 21 > Court > Moon > Wind
>>692549004
Nice thumbnail you got there
Work sets you free.
Rolling For lewds Trips GETTTTTTT
claimed
konata get
>>692549169
roll
All I could find for Mizore with glasses. My data is capped so I couldn't search hard.
>>692549060
That's not how you spell orange.
>>692549192
Wow seasonal much
Miho claimed
>>692548675
>
claimed
>>692548161
>Karetic
Nah, it's like an easter egg from my waifu
>>692548408
>Rory
dva claims pretty often and every now and then he'll talk with us
>>692548528
>Mirai
Something wrong?
>>692549060
Peaches a best
Claimed.
>>692549332
>>692549392
Almost
>>692549332
U wot m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_1u3nFTp4
>>692549481
I really like the left edge of that image
Rango got me Overwatch. If you're lurking on mobile, I fucking love you dude. If anyone wants my Battle.net it's Shiroanon#1996, but I'm US.
>>692549332
>>692549302
>>692549060
Funny way of saying cherry.
>>>/c/2695899
Pls akiko anon post pics
THIS PUNK ASS NIGGA SNAGGED A MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND BASICALLY, YOURE MCFUCKIN DEAD KIDDO
>>692549757
Seasonal
>>692549636
That's not what an edge is you fucking retard.
BEST HORSE GIRL <3 BEST WAIFU
>>692549740
How do image?
Claiming Est
>>692549774
Click'd
>>692549877
I beg to differ, furry fuck
>>692549877
Apparently centaur monster girls have 2 pussies, a big loose one for giant horsecocks and 1 on the front for smaller human cocks.
>>692549506
How you gonna fite me with no pantsu?
>
>>692549636
Both edges are pretty great
Akito has the best smugs
>>692549740
You spelled peaches wrong
>>692549877
Ayo look who it is
Hello Centorea
pineapple is the best
>>692549229
roll
Claiming Mitsuru
Furries out
>>692549302
oranges are mid tier, ohayo best
>>692549332
>peaches
Not bad, now if only you had better taste in overwatch characters
>>692549740
>Cherries
Low tier taste mizore
>>692550002
I'm not a heretic
This is my first waifu
>>692549981
Mergerd
>>692549859
>Seasonal
coming from Ryuko
Kirara claimd
>>692550093
>>692549740
>>692549302
>>692549060
That's not how you spell peaches? In fact, I'm going to go grab a can of peaches.
>>692549249
>>692549302
>megane
>>692549324
That doesnt work.
>>692549332
Nothing whatsoever.
>>692550273
I've claimed first in 2015 faggot
I haven't switched
>>692550276
good taste
Claiming best girlie!
>>692550093
why can't people spell apples right? :o
roll
>>692549990
why tho
>>692550179
It's true though, they developped the second pussy, on the front, after the crowning of the current Demon Lord. Wich means before they used to get plowed by other centaur's horse cocks.
>>692550180
Cherries smell fucking great.
Watermelon doesn't even have a distinct smell, it's sugar water and cold baby food!
>>692550458
Funny way of claiming d.va
>>692550496
Because the current Demon Lord is a succubi that turned every bloodthirsty monsters into monster girls, Centaur girls were already pretty much monster girls so they got a bit sexier and a pussy on the front.
>>692550212
>>692549310
>>692549877
dat ass kek
>>692550496
>apples
Boy
>>692550607
D.va is your best girlie. Kurisu is mine~.
>>692550311
Nice legs.
>>692550093
You eat pineapple
Pineapple also eats you
It's a pretty harmonious fruit
>>692550180
Genji, Dva, Roadhog and Mei
What's wrong with those?
>>692550212
Then you better get some higher res pictures because these are shit quality
Ask Karen
>>692550308
>That's not how you spell peaches? In fact, I'm going to go grab a can of peaches.
Shiro my nigga
>>692550311
I'd hope so
>>692550458
Kurisu
>>692550496
what's your favorite apple?
braeburn for me
roll
>>692550907
I wish someone would eat me :(
Reminder: Strawberries a best!
>>692550742
So...
Can i get some pics?
>>692550311
>>692550862
Legs? Oh yeah nice...legs...
>>692551064
Green apples.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
Funny way to say cyanide
>>692550907
All of those except mei is good
Mei is fat fuck
Sunset > Your waifu
>>692549740
Unless you're talking maraschino cherries you're wrong.
>>692550180
>Mid tier
What's good Mugen?
>>692550308
Of course it isn't.
>>692550311
The best.
>>692551475
Sunset > sunset?
>>692551318
>green apples
BOY
>>692551555
Stolen
>>692551318
What are you planing?
And how was the weather over there earlier?
>>692551318
>>692551596
granny smith
>konata
roll
Taiga is all mine :D
>ui
>out
>>692551064
>green apples best apples
Human meat is pretty nutritious but carries a myriad of diseases and tastes much like raw beef as I can tell from experience
It's been a long time though
>>692551068
>cute blush
This one goes to the block
>>692551360
http://i.imgur.com/qikpUNE.jpg
>go look at Mei concept art
>see her without her winter's clothes
>change opinion
Claimed
>>692550579
Cherries to smell better but im eating my fruit, not spending my time smelling it
Cherry is so low that not even cherry candy is good
>>692550907
>genji
Everything else is pretty top tier. I got dragged into ranked bymio and kotori, it was alright
>>692551068
Strawberry a third best
>>692551499
Sorry best, but oranges will never be top tier
Im alright, gonna hopefully play dont starve together with friends later tonight, you?
>>692551750
See ya later dude.
>>692551752
Still fat you idiot
Thicc = fat
>>692551738
>my fellow counterpart
>>692551894
>thicc = fat
dumbfuck detected
Still here, still claiming.
Aya claimed.
I made three threads today. One this morning, afternoon and about 30 minutes ago. Each of them 404'd in 20 minutes. Fucking fantastic let me tell ya.
>>692552041
Thicc means thick
Thick is synonymous to fat/stupid
>>692551738
cute v_v
roll
>>692551894
Don't worry you filthy disgusting 3d claimer, I, DIO believe in you.
If trips all waifus are belong to me
>>692551499
Sweet cherry best cherry.
>>692551596
When fresh, that shut has such a good twang of sour and sweet. To old and it's sand.
>>692551672
Plan? I'm winging it.
Also we got hit with a thunderstorm for about 30 seconds.
>>692551700
Shiggy.
>>692551752
Falsehoods propegated by the government, there is literally nothing wrong with eating people.
>Other than moral issues.
>>692551816
"Eatting" watermelon, sure. You mean drinking baby food and sugar water. Watermelon candy is ok.
>>692552377
Water melons are godtier
I got a gallon of meloan juice
>>692551816
>Not liking Genji or Oranges
Where did it all go wrong?
Sounds good. Eh the usual OW grind followed by listening to music. The update was finally brought over.
>>692552377
My man.
>>692551064
Granny Smith apples are pretty good
roll
>>692551816
Must be nice getting carried
I'm seeking retribution.
I'll be playing on highest difficulty AI until I get my good internet back, then I'm going to play solo ranked until I have undone the damage I inflicted upon myself and judge myself worthy once more to join you guys
>>692551894
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thicc
>>692552182
What kind of threads? Waifu tthreads?
>>692552377
>moral issues
Just eat the dead? Not the sick though
Well from eating the brain you can get a prion disease and parkinson and some other shit
According to experts he upper arm is the best part
The part I ate came from the thigh
>>692551197
What are you planning, Mi Liu?
>>692552519
You know why people smash melons in the summer?!
>Because it's a fucking joke fruit!
>>692552686
Roll
I also read about a monster girl that used to just be a normal tentacle monster that abused women, but after seeing other monster girls getting screwed, the tentacle monsters turned into monster girls, and after thinking for a little while. If a tentacle monster girl would rape a centaur girl, would she penetrate both of the centaur's pussies?
>>692552844
Switching to a waifu
>>692552805
Nah, just talk and advice threads. Like I normally do.
>>692552928
No offence, but.....what?
>>692552805
You'd only get prions from eatting infected diseased meat. Which is the main reason people associate cannibalism with disease.
>>692552686
so many people like green :o
roll
>>692551752
Cannibal kouhai?
>>692553140
Also contact with embryonic fluid.
>>692552891
>what is smashing pumpkins
>inb4 rock band
>>692553632
Jizz?
>>692552894
no u
roll
>>692552928
what the fuck
why does that have a background story?
>>692553049
HERESY
>>692553193
green is a pretty good color :o
roll
>>692552377
You still have to chomp on them, with cherries you can just swallow them whole and not even taste anything
See watermelon candy is at least ok, but no cherry candy is even ok
>>692552577
Well ones useless, and the other is inferior best
Good stuff, i got dragged into a bit of ranked this morning, it was fun but i got stuck playing only tanks so that kinda sucked
>>692552805
>getting carried
>coming from the worst offense character and the worst in game depending on who you ask
You almost had me on the line m8. What damage are you talking about?
>>692552377
Same here my stuff in the back yard is now in the other guys backyard
>>692553731
I doubt it
Hello
Well, it's Overwatch time. First time playing this.
>>692552805
Thicc = thick
Definition of thick in Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary is
>exceeding bounds of propriety or fitness
>my sources are more reliable
Well shit. Our old dog is on his last legs. Masses in the liver and spleen that removal wont fix.
>>692553788
I'm not a waifu-switcher!
It's my first waifu!
>>692553632
You have to properly clean the carcass of course.
>>692553647
Pumpkins aren't fruit man. It's a squash.
>>692553731
>Would that be bad?
>>692553800
Why don't you pop them like grapes?
>You missed my point, watermelon is worse than OK watermelon candy.
Melons grow in the dirty, living in filth like a bug.
Cherries grow high in the air, away from such peasants.
>>692553938
Better get it back quick. Law says he can keep it.
>>692550862
>>692551318
>fuyukaidesu
>>692550907
>>692551499
20/20
>>692552928
Dio asking the important questions
>>692553099
Maybe bad timing
Traffic goes nuts during the nighttime
Daytime tends to be slow
>>692553140
>You'd only get prions from eatting infected diseased meat
I don't think prions work like that. They start inside your own body, not in the guy you're eating. Prion diseases are super ultra rare but eating human brains makes them more likely
Also are we advocating cannibalism now? I mean I have already eaten a part of a kid's leg before, and I'd do it again but it's still kind of fucked
>>692553300
Yeah, story from a long time ago
>>692553800
>the worst offense character and the worst in game
Who?
>What damage are you talking about?
The damage to my ranking, and that of Yume and Mio
I dropped myself from 45 to 39 while dragging Yume and Mio with me in an agitated and vengeful episode. I went way too far, let personal matters get to me. Now I seek retribution
>>692554187
It's still one tier below fat
She's chubby, sure. But not fat
>>692554261
I'm sorry Rory
>>692554438
And if she did, would the centaur get some kind of double orgasm?
>>692554438
Also
>somewhat chubby.
>describe and obese woman, truly overweight with fat hanging from her neck and back.
Thicc = fat
>>692554438
A buddy of mine actually hates that I'm open to cannibalism, so I did some research a couple years ago. Look up kuru, it's the most prominent example.
>I would eat human, given the chance.
>>692553800
>Useless
>Got PoTG 4 times today with him.
OK.
Well what fruit is above them then? Beside watermelon of course. No one wanted to switch it up?
>>692554433
Equals 1. The one and only Mirai. What's up?
>>692554679
>>692554438
>intelligent arguments
>in my /b/
lol k
>>692554468
Hes getting on, 11 year old lab. We knew something was up last week and had it checked out, and we know he has much less than 6 months. Not sure how long.
>>692554637
>paralytic orgasms
What a way to keep my mind off my dying dog.
>>692554426
>>692554433
Shit....
Snek anon, reporting for duty!
Claimed
>>692555019
>your b
You keep telling yourself that faggot
Junko Claimed
Also, why does nobody care about her? I thought she was a popular character?
>>692555190
I claim /b/, she's my waifu now
>>692555224
Because she a shit
>>692555134
I don't know what it means.
>>692555190
At least he didn't call it "b" newfag.
helo it is i vraeth
>>692555144
Yo
>>692555224
This is my first hearing about her. I've seen the pic but didn't bother looking her up
>>692555224
Some people that no longer post like her
>>692555303
/b/ has a tan.
>She
Kek.
>>692554426
Because you have to deal with a seed, there is no safety life there is grapes.
Cherries grow high in the air because they were meant not to be eaten, they are poisonous and nature is trying to help us while watermelons give you so much and they are easy to get
>>692554438
I wonder how you ended up on a losing streak, cant be the genji can it?
Im sure it will all work out, just gotta chill sometimes and autopilot for fun
>>692554970
I mean if you are sneaky enough you can get a potg with any offensive character and the other offense characters do it better and safer
I think grapes are pretty god tier as well, watermelon, grapes, and strawberry are my top 3
Claiming Asuka
Futa akiko porn when?
Claiming Madoka
>>692555388
eyyy
Claimed.
>>692554637
damn
>>692554679
You're seeing this very black and white
Then what word would you use for the inbetween?
>>692554936
kek, I also researched cannibalism and made a whole list of pros and cons
I'd suggest eating the recently deceased but cremating the sickly deceased. It would save a lot of space that would otherwise go to graves, and it's a bit less hunger in the world since a family can eat for weeks with the meat from one adult human
What part would you want?
>>692555019
>intelligent arguments
No one was saying anything about intelligent arguments
>my /b/
what?
>>692555483
I was playing Genji, the whole time. But very poorly and never switched
>>692554970
I usually mean 20 out of 20. Like a score, not a fraction...
Eh, it's a joke anyway so I guess it doesn't matter all that much.
Not much. Woke up at dusk. Had another long night of drinking with some friends last night. How about you, Shipmate?
>>692555134
Be afraid!
I would love to see how vipers would actually fit into society
>>692555687
STOP THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>692555602
That non transparent background really grinds my gears
>>692551738
I just finished watching Toradora for the first time and let's just say I missed the entire last episode because I was crying the whole time
>>692551894
>Thicc = Fat
???
Claimed
>>692555630
She from a game?
>>692555483
>Has a problem with seeds
>Eats melons.
Come on mugen!
Melons give so much water because they're like camels, they take as much as they can and just stink up the place. Cherries aren't poisonous, fruit needs us to fertilize the seeds we eat and spread them.
>>692555774
It would help with hunger, have you ever read the satire where people would eat orphans? I can't remember who wrote it but it was hilarious, yet practical.
I'd probably go for the thigh and make a shank out of it. A good amount of lean fat and meat. Maybe the back strap for kabobs.
>>692556206
Give me the picks heretic
shino here
>>692551894
>OW
>Thicc=fat
Suicide is really the only option you have.
>>692555891
I remember who has that reaction pic
bolin?
>>692556480
Hey shino, ready to get lewd?
>>692556507
YOU THOUGH IT WAS BOLIN, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
Who the fuck is bolin
>>692554308
didn't you have a husbando?
>>692556480
discount karen
>>692555483
There's no means for safe here mang. You're never safe from the sweat. You are right about any offensive character being able to get it, although they'd have to compete with the gnome, spamzo, and that metal fucker.
Now you're talking man. Grapes are up there. Those are pretty good all around.
>>692555835
I assumed that from the beginning. Although yes it was a joke, not the best one either. Same ol same ol then huh? Can't say there's much of a difference here either. Not feeling bad though so all is well.
>>692555774
See! Its a sign friend, please play a better hero. Believe in the me that believes in you
>>692556378
Well you dont notice watermelon seeds but you do cherry seeds. Cherries are poisonous! If you eat enough of the seeds they can legit kill you!
>>692556477
If she's your waifu you should have more than three pics of her
>>692556749
I'm not switching waifus tho
I'm claiming a waifu
>>692556867
I got them off of a gif you faggot
They're OC
>>692556821
They have seedless cherries, and seedless melons.
Also why not spit them out? Swallowing one or two isn't bad for you anyway. Drinking to much water will kill you too.
>>692557071
>Got them off a gift
>OC
No, faggot. That isn't oc.
>>692556764
I was born in the sweat best, i know of its pain. I love seeing a gnome get play of the game by ulting in spawn or just in general, i live for that. Ive seen a lot of good reins lately and i cry everytime i get single utled because im lucio or mercy
It depends on the grapes though, green is worst grapes
>mugen
>>692549310
Sauce
>>692557071
keke
Did you watch the anime even?
You are sneaky
>>692557323
I made them myself
Goodnight lovelies
>>692556680
nevermind im just from HG
>>692557176
>Green is worse grape.
Fuck, mugen you're killing me.
>>692556628
Lets do this mizore
>>692557377
I took this screen shot, made it myself. It's my OC even though it's your post. Stop stealing my oc.
>You didn't make shit anon.
>>692556341
yeah, xcom 2
>>692556378
>Eating orphans
Eh, why not? Who's gonna miss them?
>I'd probably go for the thigh and make a shank out of it
Thigh looks really tender and juicy but experts say the woman's upper arm is best
>>692556821
>a better hero
Where did you get the idea Genji is a bad hero?
>>692557719
Shut up I'm trying to watch OniAi
>>692558102
Great choice
>>692558102
Kek
>>692557388
Night gorgeous
>>692557388
Goodnight Yuuko.
