Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed, watermelon is the best
Nice thumbnail you got there
All I could find for Mizore with glasses. My data is capped so I couldn't search hard.
Nah, it's like an easter egg from my waifu
dva claims pretty often and every now and then he'll talk with us
Peaches a best
I really like the left edge of that image
Rango got me Overwatch. If you're lurking on mobile, I fucking love you dude. If anyone wants my Battle.net it's Shiroanon#1996, but I'm US.
THIS PUNK ASS NIGGA SNAGGED A MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND BASICALLY, YOURE MCFUCKIN DEAD KIDDO
That's not what an edge is you fucking retard.
BEST HORSE GIRL <3 BEST WAIFU
I beg to differ, furry fuck
Apparently centaur monster girls have 2 pussies, a big loose one for giant horsecocks and 1 on the front for smaller human cocks.
How you gonna fite me with no pantsu?
Both edges are pretty great
Akito has the best smugs
You spelled peaches wrong
Ayo look who it is
oranges are mid tier, ohayo best
Not bad, now if only you had better taste in overwatch characters
Low tier taste mizore
I'm not a heretic
This is my first waifu
That's not how you spell peaches? In fact, I'm going to go grab a can of peaches.
That doesnt work.
I've claimed first in 2015 faggot
I haven't switched
why can't people spell apples right? :o
It's true though, they developped the second pussy, on the front, after the crowning of the current Demon Lord. Wich means before they used to get plowed by other centaur's horse cocks.
Cherries smell fucking great.
Watermelon doesn't even have a distinct smell, it's sugar water and cold baby food!
Because the current Demon Lord is a succubi that turned every bloodthirsty monsters into monster girls, Centaur girls were already pretty much monster girls so they got a bit sexier and a pussy on the front.
D.va is your best girlie. Kurisu is mine~.
You eat pineapple
Pineapple also eats you
It's a pretty harmonious fruit
Genji, Dva, Roadhog and Mei
What's wrong with those?
Then you better get some higher res pictures because these are shit quality
>That's not how you spell peaches? In fact, I'm going to go grab a can of peaches.
Shiro my nigga
I'd hope so
what's your favorite apple?
braeburn for me
I wish someone would eat me :(
Legs? Oh yeah nice...legs...
All of those except mei is good
Mei is fat fuck
Unless you're talking maraschino cherries you're wrong.
What's good Mugen?
Of course it isn't.
What are you planing?
And how was the weather over there earlier?
>green apples best apples
Human meat is pretty nutritious but carries a myriad of diseases and tastes much like raw beef as I can tell from experience
It's been a long time though
This one goes to the block
>go look at Mei concept art
>see her without her winter's clothes
Cherries to smell better but im eating my fruit, not spending my time smelling it
Cherry is so low that not even cherry candy is good
Everything else is pretty top tier. I got dragged into ranked bymio and kotori, it was alright
Strawberry a third best
Sorry best, but oranges will never be top tier
Im alright, gonna hopefully play dont starve together with friends later tonight, you?
I made three threads today. One this morning, afternoon and about 30 minutes ago. Each of them 404'd in 20 minutes. Fucking fantastic let me tell ya.
Thicc means thick
Thick is synonymous to fat/stupid
Don't worry you filthy disgusting 3d claimer, I, DIO believe in you.
Sweet cherry best cherry.
When fresh, that shut has such a good twang of sour and sweet. To old and it's sand.
Plan? I'm winging it.
Also we got hit with a thunderstorm for about 30 seconds.
Falsehoods propegated by the government, there is literally nothing wrong with eating people.
>Other than moral issues.
"Eatting" watermelon, sure. You mean drinking baby food and sugar water. Watermelon candy is ok.
Water melons are godtier
I got a gallon of meloan juice
>Not liking Genji or Oranges
Where did it all go wrong?
Sounds good. Eh the usual OW grind followed by listening to music. The update was finally brought over.
Granny Smith apples are pretty good
Must be nice getting carried
I'm seeking retribution.
I'll be playing on highest difficulty AI until I get my good internet back, then I'm going to play solo ranked until I have undone the damage I inflicted upon myself and judge myself worthy once more to join you guys
What kind of threads? Waifu tthreads?
Just eat the dead? Not the sick though
Well from eating the brain you can get a prion disease and parkinson and some other shit
According to experts he upper arm is the best part
The part I ate came from the thigh
You know why people smash melons in the summer?!
>Because it's a fucking joke fruit!
I also read about a monster girl that used to just be a normal tentacle monster that abused women, but after seeing other monster girls getting screwed, the tentacle monsters turned into monster girls, and after thinking for a little while. If a tentacle monster girl would rape a centaur girl, would she penetrate both of the centaur's pussies?
Nah, just talk and advice threads. Like I normally do.
No offence, but.....what?
You'd only get prions from eatting infected diseased meat. Which is the main reason people associate cannibalism with disease.
Also contact with embryonic fluid.
what the fuck
why does that have a background story?
green is a pretty good color :o
You still have to chomp on them, with cherries you can just swallow them whole and not even taste anything
See watermelon candy is at least ok, but no cherry candy is even ok
Well ones useless, and the other is inferior best
Good stuff, i got dragged into a bit of ranked this morning, it was fun but i got stuck playing only tanks so that kinda sucked
>coming from the worst offense character and the worst in game depending on who you ask
You almost had me on the line m8. What damage are you talking about?
Same here my stuff in the back yard is now in the other guys backyard
Well, it's Overwatch time. First time playing this.
Thicc = thick
Definition of thick in Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary is
>exceeding bounds of propriety or fitness
>my sources are more reliable
Well shit. Our old dog is on his last legs. Masses in the liver and spleen that removal wont fix.
You have to properly clean the carcass of course.
Pumpkins aren't fruit man. It's a squash.
>Would that be bad?
Why don't you pop them like grapes?
>You missed my point, watermelon is worse than OK watermelon candy.
Melons grow in the dirty, living in filth like a bug.
Cherries grow high in the air, away from such peasants.
Better get it back quick. Law says he can keep it.
Dio asking the important questions
Maybe bad timing
Traffic goes nuts during the nighttime
Daytime tends to be slow
>You'd only get prions from eatting infected diseased meat
I don't think prions work like that. They start inside your own body, not in the guy you're eating. Prion diseases are super ultra rare but eating human brains makes them more likely
Also are we advocating cannibalism now? I mean I have already eaten a part of a kid's leg before, and I'd do it again but it's still kind of fucked
Yeah, story from a long time ago
>the worst offense character and the worst in game
>What damage are you talking about?
The damage to my ranking, and that of Yume and Mio
I dropped myself from 45 to 39 while dragging Yume and Mio with me in an agitated and vengeful episode. I went way too far, let personal matters get to me. Now I seek retribution
It's still one tier below fat
She's chubby, sure. But not fat
And if she did, would the centaur get some kind of double orgasm?
>describe and obese woman, truly overweight with fat hanging from her neck and back.
Thicc = fat
A buddy of mine actually hates that I'm open to cannibalism, so I did some research a couple years ago. Look up kuru, it's the most prominent example.
>I would eat human, given the chance.
>Got PoTG 4 times today with him.
Well what fruit is above them then? Beside watermelon of course. No one wanted to switch it up?
Equals 1. The one and only Mirai. What's up?
>in my /b/
Hes getting on, 11 year old lab. We knew something was up last week and had it checked out, and we know he has much less than 6 months. Not sure how long.
What a way to keep my mind off my dying dog.
Snek anon, reporting for duty!
Also, why does nobody care about her? I thought she was a popular character?
I don't know what it means.
At least he didn't call it "b" newfag.
This is my first hearing about her. I've seen the pic but didn't bother looking her up
Some people that no longer post like her
Because you have to deal with a seed, there is no safety life there is grapes.
Cherries grow high in the air because they were meant not to be eaten, they are poisonous and nature is trying to help us while watermelons give you so much and they are easy to get
I wonder how you ended up on a losing streak, cant be the genji can it?
Im sure it will all work out, just gotta chill sometimes and autopilot for fun
I mean if you are sneaky enough you can get a potg with any offensive character and the other offense characters do it better and safer
I think grapes are pretty god tier as well, watermelon, grapes, and strawberry are my top 3
You're seeing this very black and white
Then what word would you use for the inbetween?
kek, I also researched cannibalism and made a whole list of pros and cons
I'd suggest eating the recently deceased but cremating the sickly deceased. It would save a lot of space that would otherwise go to graves, and it's a bit less hunger in the world since a family can eat for weeks with the meat from one adult human
What part would you want?
No one was saying anything about intelligent arguments
I was playing Genji, the whole time. But very poorly and never switched
I usually mean 20 out of 20. Like a score, not a fraction...
Eh, it's a joke anyway so I guess it doesn't matter all that much.
Not much. Woke up at dusk. Had another long night of drinking with some friends last night. How about you, Shipmate?
I would love to see how vipers would actually fit into society
That non transparent background really grinds my gears
>Has a problem with seeds
Come on mugen!
Melons give so much water because they're like camels, they take as much as they can and just stink up the place. Cherries aren't poisonous, fruit needs us to fertilize the seeds we eat and spread them.
It would help with hunger, have you ever read the satire where people would eat orphans? I can't remember who wrote it but it was hilarious, yet practical.
I'd probably go for the thigh and make a shank out of it. A good amount of lean fat and meat. Maybe the back strap for kabobs.
Suicide is really the only option you have.
Hey shino, ready to get lewd?
YOU THOUGH IT WAS BOLIN, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
Who the fuck is bolin
didn't you have a husbando?
There's no means for safe here mang. You're never safe from the sweat. You are right about any offensive character being able to get it, although they'd have to compete with the gnome, spamzo, and that metal fucker.
Now you're talking man. Grapes are up there. Those are pretty good all around.
I assumed that from the beginning. Although yes it was a joke, not the best one either. Same ol same ol then huh? Can't say there's much of a difference here either. Not feeling bad though so all is well.
See! Its a sign friend, please play a better hero. Believe in the me that believes in you
Well you dont notice watermelon seeds but you do cherry seeds. Cherries are poisonous! If you eat enough of the seeds they can legit kill you!
If she's your waifu you should have more than three pics of her
They have seedless cherries, and seedless melons.
Also why not spit them out? Swallowing one or two isn't bad for you anyway. Drinking to much water will kill you too.
>Got them off a gift
No, faggot. That isn't oc.
I was born in the sweat best, i know of its pain. I love seeing a gnome get play of the game by ulting in spawn or just in general, i live for that. Ive seen a lot of good reins lately and i cry everytime i get single utled because im lucio or mercy
It depends on the grapes though, green is worst grapes
Did you watch the anime even?
You are sneaky
>Green is worse grape.
Fuck, mugen you're killing me.
Lets do this mizore
I took this screen shot, made it myself. It's my OC even though it's your post. Stop stealing my oc.
>You didn't make shit anon.
Eh, why not? Who's gonna miss them?
>I'd probably go for the thigh and make a shank out of it
Thigh looks really tender and juicy but experts say the woman's upper arm is best
>a better hero
Where did you get the idea Genji is a bad hero?