New thread cause the old one got pruned :^) wonk
dubs decides what i say to her, she's my ex~
>>692540891
HEY OP
>>692540891
Bump. Also are you black op?
>>692540891
"you are like a death cinnamon roll, except i'll cover your corpse with MY whipping cream"
>>692540891
Tape the two cartons together. Use packing tape or another strong tape to tape the open ends of the cartons together, making one long box. To fasten the cartons together more securely, try taping the inside of the box together on one side, then taping all four outside surfaces.
You can tape two tubes or two homemade cardboard cartons together in the same way, to make a longer periscope. However, the longer the periscope is, the smaller the image will be.[2]
>>692540891
ill be happy if i get to see some titties
>>692540891
I've found meth to be a better companion. You drove me to it.
>>692540891
Bet you'd be too much of a pussy to cut your tits or something important like your face
>>692541343
rerolling
>>692541128
i think so
I can make us both feel better. You know that.
>>692540891
I stole your bike.
Let me make you feel better. Show me your tits and you will upgrade from cumbag to cumsack
Did you listen to mcr when you cut yourself?
I don't know what's wrong with me, I want to love you, I want to make love to you, buy you flowers, watch movies and cuddle, but I can't do that. You're just too fat
i want to leave you cause i found out i have cancer
I love you like I love this chimps nuts
I know you feel like shit right now, but I promise you I feel worse. I have AIDS.
I just want dubs
OP IS BACK!
>>692542039
>>692542051
Now with added negro
>>692542133
OH god no. Unintentional.
>>692541979
Nice balls Chimpo, also rolling
let me eat chicken skins off your wet pussy
>>692542133
>>692541549
fucking ugly hand
>>692542133
wasted dubs
>>692542133
DUBS STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gay, this is my new boyfriend. This "girl" I accidentally sendt a dickpic to, was actually him. He loves me like no one else. He knows truly what I love...
Someone screencaped the old thread ?!
>>692542133
This obviously wasn't a roll
"Also I have genital herpes so you might want to get treatment, I have to take a daily medication to keep the breakouts under control"
Deliver op
>>692542426
Roll
>>692542392
PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HAD BETTER SCREENCAPPED IT
>>692542444
HOLY MOTHER OF TRIPS
>>692540891
"Look, (inserthernamehere), I'm so sorry. I was here with some friends making fun of you but now that I'm home, alone, in the cold, I miss your warmth. Seriously, I'm really, really really sorry about what I've said and done to you. Please don't harm yourself because of me. Let's end this. Please come over, let's talk. I don't want to lose you, all I want is you to forgive me. Please forgive me."
>>692542538
Rolling for this
>>692542372
THIS
>>692542372
Roll
>>692542538
ROLL
Was slitting your wrists part of your plan?
>>692542372
This
>>692542392 and someone said that they were
>>692542444
Bet you don't even like smegma
>>692542538
This OP
>>692541979
nice balls chimpo
>>692542538
Rolling for this
>>692542517
>692540891
on it
>>692542538
Rolling for thiiiiiiiis
I see no tits here? (Include pic)
>>692542538
This needs to be the next one
>>692542538
Roll
ROLL
Lel, I'm already going to fuck another girl this night, how does make you feel?
>>692542538
omfg rolling again COME HERE DUBS I SUMMON YOU
>>692542444
Czecked
>>692542538
So many close calls, please rngsus
>>692542777
God dammit
>>692542844
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>692542844
Fucking whiteknights
>>692542777
trips
deliver op
>>692542538
winning roll
>>692542844
DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP DO IT OP
>>692542532
Dubs get
>>692542884
>>692542444
Double trips
>>692542844
Instead of this?
>>69254237
>>692542844
DO EET FAGGOT
>>692542777
This
>>692542844
And then this
>>692542910
You're retarded, it's to keep her on the hook
Whiteknights ruining shit
>>692542844
fuck yea
Op will Deliver.
Op is not a faggot.
I'm doing an img w/ everything. You sent her the "follow the road"?
I'm doing drugs to deal with the pain you cause
>>692543141
>white knights
>no one knows who this girl is
either b8 or retard
:^)
>>692542910
>>692543141
It's to keep her interested, mongoloids
Op dead. Abandon
>>692543249
yep, you did.
deliver op
>>692543328
It was all banter sorry luv
>>692543370
LOOK UP
>>692543328
OP DO THIS ONE
>>692542538
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>692542844
fuck you you jewish slut
>>692543267
"Fucking lightweight"
>>692543328
Rolling for this again
>>692542844
I'm killing myself because of you. I just overdosed. Room is fading. Goodnight.
>>692543328
Can you return the favor and hold this dick in your mouth?
>>692543477
FUCK YOU
>>692543477
OBEY THE DUBS YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>692543477
Checked
>>692543518
Kek
>>692543328
Rolling for >>692542538
>>692543551
Roll
k.
>>692543477
>>692542844
Double winrar
>>692543687
Reroland
>>692541549
Lol how fucking fat do you have to be for your body to start storing the excess fat in your thumb, jesus christ.
>>692543477
WE HAVE A CLAIM TO THE THRONE
Insert a mirror facing the hole at a 45º angle. Use sticky putty or double-sided tape to attach the mirror you traced onto the inside wall of the carton, across from the hole you cut. Arrange the mirror so the whole surface can be seen when you look through the hole, but have it point downward toward the opposite end of the carton at a 45º angle.
To test whether it's at a 45º angle, use a ruler to measure the distance from the closest corner of the carton to where the lower edge of the mirror touches the carton's side. Then measure the distance from the same corner to the opposite end of the mirror, where it touches the carton's top. The two distances will be the same if the mirror is angled at 45º.
Don't use glue yet, since you might need to make adjustments to the mirror's position.
>>692543772
Fuck you op is doing good today
oh boy thanks b
>>692541549
MAH NIGGA!
Don't get shot.
>>692543976
Because blood is sexy
>>692542372
>>692542372
>>692542372
THHISSSSSS
Wait, If you're a Negro, why do you have a white dick that you sent her in the last thread?
>>692544073
Bitch Imma roll for this
>>692543976
I don't care about that, I've just been acting out because I don't know what I'm feeling right now. I love you, very much and I'm sorry for acting like an ass.
>>692544111
RIP winrar
>>692543976
>she wants you
>you "want" her
>she hates you
>you hate her too
>she wants you again
Women... Am I right?
winrar trips
>>692544073
This.
>>692543976
Why'd you dump her op? She seems like a nice person
>>692543976
Hell yeah she's back on the hook. Alright now go with "I only want to be with a girl who cuts for me. I've completely stopped masturbating to other girls and I think of you everytime I touch myself"
>>692543976
You're implying I wanted you to cut, what I really want is for you to stop hurting yourself. I love you , Audrey. I thought joking would get you to stop, or call me, or something, Idk, you know how weird I am. Please let me help you
>>692543976
I want you. This is how much (Dickpic but get hard this time op)
>>692543976
"Audrey, I know you're hurt and such, but believe me. I'm feeling guilty as fuck, what do you want me to do?! If I didn't do that they would make fun of me or worse. Please just come over... forgive me, baby. I love you a lot sweetheart. I'm just a loser who wanted to look like a coolio and gain fifteen minutes of fame. I know, you have all the reasons to be mad at me, but please, just give me a second chance. The flame of our relationship still burns inside my grim heart."
Lol you are right, I was joking, hahaha you fucking French bread.
>>692544073
Reroll
>>692544277
Kek
>>692544111
Winrar
>>692544127
The dick was not white. Didn't you see a black hand right next to it too
>>692544305
rolling for this again
>>692544327
Pls rollllll
>>692544180
Please dubs
>>692543976
"Somebody who cuts too. *random cutting pic* I thought I was the only one. Now I know we were always meant to be together.
In death.
Come over, I'll light candles. Everything is ready."
>>692544111
winrar
>>692544277
Here we go bois
>>692544305
Roll
>>692544111
Deliver
>>692544305
Rolling for this
>>692544441
shit, so close
>>692542372
Hey fag this is not a cringe thread
>>692544305
rolling rolling
>>692543976
You're about to make a girl commit suicide and you're going to have to deal with that the rest of your life
>>692544277
Winrar
>>692544258
Agree
:^)
K
>>692544305
rollinggggggggg
>>692544277
This
>>692544441
Rolling for this to override the immensely gay post that actually won
>>692544305
ROLLINGGGGGGGGG
DUBS I SUMMON YOU UPON MY GRACE AGAIN
>>692544305
DUBS COME TO MEEEEEEEE ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>692544645
Now that your life is ruined and you've got nothing to live for, how about anal before you off yourself?
>>692544645
Oh boi!
>>692544304
i want to do this but its not dub :'(
>>692544305
LAST ROLL
>>692544711
Winwinwinrar
>>692544759
No problem
>>692541979
Nice balls, chimpo!
>>692544277
Damn you fucked it up with that gay post. Just say "JK" and then check these dubs
"Okay, in all honesty." "Your death is what would make me the happiest for you
>>692544754
>trifling gnome, your arrogance will be your undoing
>>692544822
This
>>692541549
Christ what kind of chubby downs baby trump hand is that? Like seriously touching your own dick with that hand is halfway to pedophilia
>>692544822
Winrawrrrr
>>692541979
nice balls chimpo
>>692544822
Kek, override the other dubs, this is better.
>>692544912
Rll4anhero
>>692541979
Nice balls chimpo
>>692544441
i cant find a cutting pic with a black arm :(
Why are you still alive?
Roll
>>692545066
Cut yourself for the cause OP.
>>692545077
YES
>>692545077
that ain't funny.
>>692541979
nice balls chimpo
>>692545066
just get a regular cut arm and turn the brightness way down
Find a cutting pic with a black arm for OP you faggots now!!!
What the fuck happened in the first thread?
>>692545077
ULTIMATE WINRAR
>>692545066
Rolling for OP to cut himself for the cause
>>692544711
>>692544822
>>692545077
All three of these, in order.
Too soon to post this?
>>692545190
Have you been to the welcome room yet?
>>692545228
Chick cut her arm
>>692545214
>regular arm
Lost
>>692545300
too soon
>>692545300
What's the deal with this one anyways? I saw it a lot a while back but never knew the whole story. She's dead, right?
>>692544645
I hate you too you fat bitch, kys
>>692544645
Send her this
http://m.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
>>692545308
I'm here since a long time. It's just not funny. All the thread is, but not that. And only that.
>>692545465
Maybe
>>692545495
roll
>>692541979
World Teabag Champ 2016
>>692545077
do it op you fuck
>>692545214
>regular arm
That casual racism is fucking delightful, my sides are nowhere in sight. Never change.
>>692545545
i am sorry if i hurt your little feelings but either the girl is attention whore or she really wants to die, either way what i said will solve things
>>692545465
She was working in a whoring groups ruled by your mother
>>692545465
She is not dead, its a hyper realistic sex doll made by another board member.
>>692545655
winrar!! OP do it
OP please deliver
>>692545465
It's way too soon to talk about this Anon, you should try asking again at some later date when it's not as raw.
Fill your ass hole with marbles then kill yourself OP, at least the coroner will have something to laugh about when they find you
>>692545375
Why? What's the full story? If the thread is still active can you link it?
>>692545799
KEK OP SEND THIS
>>692545799
Fuck off, OP is a legend
OP post a picture of your arm. I can work some magic
oh boy
i just gotta cut for the cause now
Guys give OP some room to breathe, he ain't a faggot and right now he has like, what, 5 pairs of dubs to work with?
>>692545799
winrar
>>692545680
There are others way to tell it.
this one for example
>>692544912
>>692545872
OP, notice this man!
>>692545837
It's just been an exchange of texts between op and his ex. Look it up on the archive, it's the pic with the same text interface with OP saying Wonk Wonk Wonk
>>692544645
Why does her reply include a smile face .. does she think youre joking?
>>692540891
reminds me of the news story of the teen girl who badgered her depressed boyfriend to kill himself over and over for a week. Even talked him into resuming when he quit because he was scared and didn't want to die.
Then she organized the wake and memorials and such, called herself an activist to end suicide, and received allll the attention.
Now she's charged with manslaughter
>>692545947
>>692545947
Nice synthesis
Please Audrey, do not cut yourself. Instead send a pic of a sharpie in your pooper.
>>692546010
She thinks she's the joker.
>>692545947
God bless you OP
Also,
If dubs: "fucking a nigger if worth killing yourself over anyway. Fucking race traitor scum."
>>692546109
Thanks anon
>>692545837
Typical dubs decide thread
Started joking
Duck pic
"Oh sorry it was for another girl"
Cut arm pic
>Lelelelelel
Keep on joking (present)
my Ds so hard it will make you die
>>692546155
>mfw unintended dubs
Someone should screen cap OPs texts too
>>692546321
rrrrrrrerolllll
>>692546522
doing it right now
>>692545947
Peel that fucker op. Your penis looks like a fucking caped crusader
>>692546760
Nice work so far
>>692546760
OH THANK YOU! Divines bless your kind heart
send this image to her and say "do you see what you've done to me?"
Yes, I know it's a stock image too. It makes it better
oh FUCK...
I'm so fcking sorry for this... I don't know what happened. The lasts things I've said you, IT WASN'T ME!! I think I've been hacked...
I'm sorry ;(
>>692547018
>>692547028
no problem. I'll stay around to continue it.
op has abandoned thread
>>692547071
Give me dubs.
>>692547071
reroll
>>692547071
THIS
>>692547196
>Doubting OP
Did you just join the thread?
>>692547266
Your wish has been granted.
>>692547071
roll
>>692547266
Can we double dubs?
hell ye boi
>>692547728
>the ad on the right
kek
>>692547728
KEK
We are all laughing
>>692541979
nice balls chimpo
>>692541979
nice balls chimpo
>>692547728
This is fucking gold
Give her a good old "WONK WONK WONK" for old times sake
>>692547728
>>692547728
Have you ever heard of "kill yourself"?
this is a mIrAcLe
>>692548122
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
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>>692541979
Nice balls chimpo
NOOOO DONT LET HER BLOCK YOU
>>692548415
If she kills herself requesting banter on the Facebook wall
>>692548415
Please dont babe
>>692548415
RIP
>>692548415
Kek
>>692548415
Best ending ever
>>692548415
Haha, you are sooo retarded, why would you block me if you're going to kill yourself?
nOOOOOOO
>>692548706
Reroll pls I SUMMON DUBS
Can someone explain this to me.
I'm thinking about ending it this way but why is it better to cut it "down the road" instead of "across the street"
>>692548813
OP, you are a hero.
>>692548813
What a lost...
you .... take it , is all yours my friend
>>692548813
Thanks for the fun OP
>>692548813
new account/phone
>>692548813
OP IS LEGEND
Wonder how she'll off herself
>>692548813
And it's full.
OMF
>>692549237
>>692549246
nevermind, I'll keep going then.
GUYS DONT ABANDON THREAD
>>692549246
You just got prank'd
>>692549237
Nope
>>692549246
FUCK YES OP! Send her the screencap. Give this shit a happy ending
>>692549246
PLOT TWIST
>>692549246
Take her back op. She truly wants el benis
>>692549246
Come over here and give me some head and I'll forgive you, we can work this out but you need to make up for causing me grief.
>>692549482
Roll
>>692549561
This.
>>692549482
YESS
>>692549246
You are so pathetic
I think we can all agree that OP can say whatever he wants on this one
>>692549561
Rolling
>>692549482
this pls
>>692549246
Why the fuck I feel bad for her
>>692549482
rollin'
>>692549561
Rolling.
>>692549746
Shes pathetic, dont feel bad for her
>>692549482
Dubs please
>>692549246
I was joking, i'm so sorry too. I love you and always will
oh shit
>>692549561
Dubs get
>>692549246
SAY TO HER:
I know you're going to die soon, and I'm very sorry about that. But I'm not here to tell you I'm sorry. I'm here to tell you, when you die, you better stay dead. If you come back, I'll come back, and you're not gonna like that at all.
>>692549482
roll
>>692549849
I been laughing like a motherfucker, but a side of me feels like shit
>>692549561
rolllll
>>692549561
Rolling
>>692549746
go back to mainstream media you sentient normie
>>692549561
rolling
>>692549914
rockn' roll
>>692549482
rolling
>>692549482
PLEASE DUBS
>>692550022
Dubs right here /b/oys.
