s/fur aerial bombardment
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s/fur aerial bombardment
>>692536793
>crApple hardware is better
Wait, what? In 2013 I could have built this same 2400-fucking-dollar 2010 iMac (that I was given, mind you, only reason, because my self-built had some major hardware failures after 9 years) myself for 600-700 dollars in parts. Apple can suck my drunken floppy schlong and stay the hell away from my wallet.
And no, I don't post them on e621, I used to take SWF and GiF files and such and turn them into high-quality webm to post here, but e621 eventually started supporting webm so I haven't had much to do (because people do it themselves
>>692536547
>>692537421
>>692536547
I didn't know it was draka, but y'know... There's a big difference between taking what you can probably get and "picking what you fucking die to". I assume Draka's a she just for shits and because I don't care and will never sex them, but if it's a dude... well, if you can fuck me hard enough to kill me DO IT FAGGOT
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>692538369
I am a woman, so don't worry.
>>692538428
That reminds me I could do with a good spanking tonight.
>>692537579
I'm knot aware it should, ???
>>692537778
>The image or my day?
are you referring to my asking about the context? heh, i mean the image - with the eyebrow moustache, i wonder what the hell happened?
>>692538413
makes sense
>>692538637
hehe
>>692538428
>no hurt the girlie
>no hurt the loli
>no hurt the anything
>love and sex and cuddle them instead
>the girlie/loli/anything likes to be hurt a little bit
God damnit what am I supposed to do!? This does not compute
>>692538621
>woman
You are Draka, I don't even care. Bring it, baby. Gotta have a first >"what the hell did I just fuck" experience sometime, might as well be with someone who's accidentally totally acceptable
>>692537253
If I knew where you were I would share my liqour.
>>692538805
My guess is kids being fucking stupid >>692538820
By the by that is a fucking awful image
>>692539094
Meh, I dont drink much and if I did I have plenty here.
>>692539043
If you're going to start fucking people that normies would consider freaks, starting with a 7'1" amazon is a good idea.
why is everything so fucking spaced out in shitty gnome 3 bullshit
>>692539111
imagine if you took her place
>>692539043
Seriously, I honestly don't even care what parts you have. We'll never know until you get bored/rich enough to drop by and I have to try to make up for my average dick with a shitton of effort. If you're *aren't* female, I might even bother to make up for it entirely with effort, jst to say I tried. I've fucked things less attractive than guys for sure (though nothing alive)
>>692539483
Don't do that shit to me, I just might have to try. Travel is an issue though
>>692538369
>I was given the Fag
Could've sold it to the nearest Facbook Teen™ and replaced the majorly failed hardware w/ the money
>I don't post them on e621
Okie, just thought what you did was fur the joy of the wider public
>but if it's a dude...
What do you mean 'if'? This is the internet
>>692539483
Lordy you must be an amazon. Will we ever get to see that body you work so hard for? >>692539701
Mm that might be a bit much for me. Besides I can't imagine I could get my fiance to do that.
>>692539094
Bleh, I'd share my liquor with anyone right now. SEVENTEEN FOR A HANDLE of rum BITHCES, LET'S DO THE THE DAMN THING
I have to go to work in 2 hours, why do you do this to me?
>>692540005
Flattery will get you quite far.
>>692540251
What in the hell is that right leg?
>>692539219
fair enough
>>692540070
what's your job?
>>692540357
I've heard it will get you every where. Although I've always said it will only get you so far.
>>692539111
haha, i guess. but cutting off the whole thing? that's a special kind of stupid/mad
do you have a name you use around here?
>>692539703
Just to try to save some face here, I've fucked things that are alive and human, and female (though honestly nothing that was older than probably 20). But I've fucked things that aren't alive and if you put a bit of zest in me I probably don't give a shit. As I've told Radzyn, buy us a handle and a pack of smoke and let's fuck for 5 hours until we both regret it, do the damn thing
Never done anything with a dude, might as well live to regret it or you won't have the proper stories to tell
>>692538805
Over here ppl also dress up as the Pope by wearing the cardboard sleeve of a 12-pack of beer on their head
>also known as "a dachshund"
>>692540005
oh don't worry, i'll do it for free
>>692540624
Yeah well natural selection is kinda having a hard time. I blame medicine. I do I go by Stella >>692540799
Yeah sorry but my guess is you don't fit my type. Also there's that whole never meet people off 4chan thing.
>>692539490
>why
>why
>why
Start by asking yourself: "why am i using a lisux"
>>692540786
should go all the way with those boxes
>>692539974
>fag
>sold
Yeah would have... too lazy. I just took the working computer instead.
>joy, wider public
Nah, some bitch motherfuckers I like *here*, that's about it. Screw everyone else, autistic sumbitches
>"if"
Well, yeah. It's more hope/vsprobability. Still, see
>>692540070
>>692540653
Just the fact that someone showed up would be neough to demand that I bother to fuck/get plowed by someone, holy christ we all have duties. I'm not even bi and want nothing to do with dudes, but I'd do it at least once as part of my duty as someone wh oconsiderings themselves openminded (if you get me drunk enough to not care). Keep any dumb AIDS shit away from me and I'll probabl ymake an excetption
Also Butt gf boobs
>>692541102
nah, i'll start by blaming shitty gnome 3 and its stupid bullshit
its only one program so i guess i'll just nuke it from orbit and use something else
>>692541070
no i meant i'd post guys beating women asses with their belts, got some quality art of that in my folder
>>692541114
Only the sleeve is actually the whole packaging
They do sell boxes tho, that's a 24-pack (cans)
>>692541265
Does the artist who draws those have an FA?
TEST
>>692541329
>>692541102
man it doesnt even do shadows properly
argh
>>692541635
Then post away
>>692540559
Technically, I work landscaping.
Sarcastically, I'm a butt-picker.
I sweep (mechanically and manually) entire properties of trash and debris. I don't jus tsay I'm a garbage-man because it requires a sort of expertise and precision that can take us 3 hours to do for a single Walmart, but that's what we do. I pick boxes and diapers and cups and butts out of the parking lot of stores, somebody has to do it and for 12 an hour fuck you it might as well be me
I also do mulching and sod and cleanups and loamsifting/mixing and such, but mostly buttpicking. I pick butts. Can I pick you butt for 12 bucks an hour?
>>692541899
YOUR ASS IS MINE
>>692541671
if you get enough of them the size won't really matter :)
>>692541070
ah, cool. i go by Josh
>>692542375
>>692541265
>too lazy
More likely just homo
>Screw everyone else, autistic sumbitches
I kinda meant about how the effurt you put into doing them. I thought you did it w/ distribution in your mind
>>692542394
Nice to meet you!
>>692541674
Fucking drag'n'drop reload pages
As far as I can tell right now, rpobably F-Kevlar. All I really know is it's Ebenflow (dude who shows up and posts asinle butt of his GF's) 'sona, whatever
Try asking around for who Ebenflow's GF's 'sona is or whoj draws most of them, might have better luck
>>692542701
Also balls, got an hour thirty or so 'till work and there's still manual labor to be done, peace nigs
>>692541329
Sure thing, whatever you think may soften the blow :3
>from orbit
Wouldkn't the other way around be easier
>>692542829
>>692541834
Huh, kinda thought drop shadows and other eye candy werekn't your kinda thing
>>692542085
That's a pretty slutty thing to say
Also, most are too afraid to put their liver such stress
>>692542470
I do it because I get bore dand I love you faggots because I have no one else to love. Why else bother to do anything? blarg
>>692542907
it's my torrent client so i'll let it finish first, then apt-get autoremove --purge
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>692542394
>using an uppercase letter
>>692543281
i have shadows and a very slight fade in/out on window create/destroy, makes everything feel a tiny bit smoother. that's it though
the shadows work properly on everything but this piece of shit
Have a couple minor cute, serious touching that needs to be done peace
>>692541904
if you're in texas you may need to clean up my cabin. Near lake conroe. My neighbor is a hippy with has a pet fox. Pretty sure it's an illegal pet. He's a cool guy though.
>>692542780
I'll try to hunt down the artists.
Furries are still better than niggers. That's a fact
>>692543821
i know, how unusual
omg what if i'm not actually me
>how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real
no i can't capitalise that, it will give me a brain tumour
>>692543916
Eben was here just an hour or two ago, meh.
>texas
Try Maine, stuffed up Canada's asshole. Quite a way to go yo, not that desperate for an experiecne I'll probably regret
>>692544043
Everything is better than niggers, except jews and sandnigger who came from niggers
>>692542904
>drunk
>got work in a minute
Good choices were made tonite
>>692544231
Current understandings of anthropology point to it being most likely all humans where black when we first evolved and our skin pigment changed as we migrated around.
So we all came from niggers technicly.
>>692544121
It was nice to talk with you and I'll let you know when I find out how they remove the blood from the donors. I'm off to shower
>>692544542
haha, enjoy your final 3 classes (or was it days?) and see you next time!
>>692544508
we wuz first humanz
>>692543533
>apt-get --purge remove *
;3
>>692544508
There is no point in talking to racists like that. They have this thing where they can't process things that challenge their white is right dogma.
>>692544778
may as well rm -rf /* or dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
>>692544673
Yup three classes this coming fall. See you later
>>692544898
Oh I know I just like anthropology and evolutionary biology.
I really like talking about the evolution of whales as its absolutely facinateing and strange.
>>692544898
permanently a minority. forever
you are PERMANENTLY not white. you will NEVER EVER EVER EEEEVEEEER be white. even after death
>>692543863
Is it uTorrent?
>dunno if they even fur lisux
Because uTorrent is pretty much shit since quite a few versions
>WINdows version may nor may knot come w/ a miner you have to manually remove
>>692545158
nah its Transmission
uTorrent went down the toilet, which is a huge shame because it used to be the best
>>692544043
It'd be easier to list things that were worse than a nigger. Because it wouldkn't be a particulary long list
>>692545087
Oh man they way the became land mammals and then went back to being sea mammals
>>692545132
Like I give two fucks how much melanin you think I have
>>692545482
Whales are neat
>>692544121
Fuck could I know this was the Topsy Kretts project you were working on, an AI-Josh
>>692545482
>Like I give two fucks how much melanin you think I have
how about you back that up with a hand pic, mr. "white" "person"
>>692545723
How about white tits?
>>692544949
No those would return count($fluffstuff); // outputs "0"
>>692545722
oh shit, and we'll never truly know. ȃͩ̓̎́̿̿̚҉͇̠͍̥̯̥̬͜i̙̠̯̬̜̻̲͕͐ͤͣͥ͝ ̵̴̲̙̲̣̄͆͂̾̏͛̊͑͘i̷̯̼̋́̔ͥ́͛n͚̲͓͉͐́͐ĭ̦͇͍̳̳̣͇͘͢͝t͚̤͋̂ͫͩ̓̓ͦ͜į̹̳̞ͧͧͦ͗͂ã̧̤͚̻̙͉̹̞̽͋͊͒̅̄̚͜l̻̩̐̔́̀̀͢í̘̙̝͔̲͆͐͋̋͗̑̓͗̀̕s̴̞͇̹͓͋̆e̞͖̥̮̜͆̊͊ͥ̽̉̀d̖͉̺͙̈̿̓̇ͪ
i'm gonna get some sleep, it's late and i have all of the tired. see you next time!
>>692544949
>>692546031
>echo count[...]
Foxed
Come no you fuckAZ I intended to get all masturbationy before work and not I don't even have time because I spent like four hours chatting with people. Bleh, Monster and nicotine it is
>>692544371
Yes, drinking a rather small amount roughly four hours before I have to work is perfectly fine. I would still blow way less than the legal limit on a sobriety test
>>692545281
Dunno wtf happened to those ppl
>>692544508
>we all came from niggers
>we're all *still* niggers
>pick *one*, cocksucker, YOU DON'T GET TWO
>>692546477
Someone doesn't believe in science
>>692546132
spoopy
G'niteynite
bump
>>692546344
The problem w/ being drunk is trying to accurately determine how drunk you are
>>692546648
Someone doeskn't realize OoA was already debunked once or twice
