dubs pls tell me what to say to my ex ;;;)))) wonk
she is going to block me so hard :^)
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god damn it, what have you done /b/
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>"I'm sorry baby, my buddy _____ (insernt name here) got a hole of my phone.
Wait for her to respond, and then
>"Wonk wonk, just kidding. It was me all along."
>"Also, I fucked your mom last night."
Wanna know a secret? I'm chippo man. And can prove it. I lurk around daily ;^)
Tell her that this is all part of a 4chan prank and that you took it too far, you're sorry, and you love her. If this gets dubs then you stop doing what 4chan says after you send her that.
I've got to come clean, the whole time we dated I was into barebacking tranny hookers. You should get tested
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Im sorry for being a gigantic pussy. i totally understand why you would want to run away from a boy like me. Maybe someday when I grow a pair and decide to kill myself, you can come watch
Thats what you say op. This isnt an advice thread, its a fucking cringe thread
Look. We can fix this. Send me a pic of your tits to unlock level 2.
I've had it with your bullshit and lying, the only way I will take you back is if we have anal.
OP do something !! prefferably the nudes
I think OP suddenly turned into norm in.
If not say this
"Honey, I was an idiot. I decided to roll the dice with which comment (submitted by other) to text you from the site called 4chan. Let's get back together
THA CHAMPION OF PROFECY, AN OP THAT IS NOT A FAGGOT
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OP MY FUCKING GOD <3
he didn't even bother to get it up the absolute madman
If you really love me then you will agree to a gangbang with my friends.
That's what you're going to be screaming when I fuck you so hard not only will you prolapse but a lone Asian boy that knows only the life in his small village will suddenly prolapse aswell. Ching Chong bitch.
You have seven a nice cock Tuesday please (post pic)
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>Those dic pics were for another girl
She's just gunna get pissed cuz your speaking to another grill and tbh I think she did like you
>Your not nothing
"I've been seeing another girl for the past few months anyway"
I got trips checking my dubs...
This and say "I got something that fucks better than you"
OH GOD B WHAT HAVE YOU DONE XDDDD
You dumb whore, you've fallen into my trap! I've been playing you like a fiddle for months and you didn't suspect a thing. I've uploaded all your nudes and filmed when we fucked. Do you have an idea how much money I made selling them to the hacker "4" chan? You're nothing but a pawn in my intricate mind games!
your pussy aint ever gonna be as good as this
"Honestly i have been thinking about it for a long time now, and i think that it would be a huge favor if you actually killed yourself. I mean this in the most serious way. There is no joke here at all. Nobody will ever benefit from you, unless it's me and dat ass."