dubs pls tell me what to say to my ex ;;;)))) wonk
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dubs pls tell me what to say to my ex ;;;)))) wonk
>>692527170
I can't break your heart. It's liquid.
It melted when you met me.
why is the chrystal gone?
lets fuck
>>692527542
rollerino for this
Bitch , get the fuck off my dick.
>>692527566
win
Tits one last time!
>>692527170
not a roll, but what the fuck is chrystal?
>>692527753
Roll
My minds wide open like starry skies
Threaten to kill them
I need you in my life I am too stubborn to admit it please hug and kiss me no matter how hard I struggle I am just lost and need someone strong
>>692527170
I thinkmi may kill myself, unless you suck my cock, or send me a pic of your boobs.
>>692528107
ROLL
>>692528158
This
>>692528158
Roll
>>692527170
Send me a pic of those tits that I will never touch again so I can wank over them.
Check 'em.
I'm going to kill myself and it's entirely your fault
>>692527566
yes
>>692528158
Thos bitvh
>>692527566
>>692527566
Winrar!
>>692527513
this right after >>692527566
>>692528620
OP , deliver you piece of shit.
>>692527513
I'm noooot cryin'.....
It's just been rainin'........... on my faaaace...
she is going to block me so hard :^)
>>692527170
If you'd been prettier maybe I wouldn't have had to fuck that corpse
>>692527170
Homestuck
I fucking see u fam
>>692528484
can i do this even though it's not dub
>>692527784
chrystal fucking weed
>>692529055
yh cause u rerolled it into dubs
>>692528484
>>692529055
well you "rerolled" dubs so ye
:^) delicious
>>692529330
like a bottle of that grape flavored faygo
>>692529162
thanks, I'm not really up to date with all the jargon
Nothing you retard. They feed off drama.
>>692529417
slam a mothafuckin faygo
>>692529330
So you will do anything? We are gonna have some anal fun.
Tickle my anus and call me Samantha
>>692527513
say this now that you said "let's fuck"
>>692527170
are you a grill?
>>692530361
i'm a lesbian
>>692530552
show tits
Succ my ass girl and make me cum
>>692530664
Reroll
>>692530552
Not what he asked. Also tits? Y/N?
>>692530640
>>692530784
you gotta get nons :^)
>>692527170
>reply w/ pic
I'm going to spread your nudes.
>>692530853
Why do you always do the carrot face? Cringe as fuck
>>692530888
>>692527170
trips guy here, u better deliver OP
>>692530361
i'm obviously a dude, don't pay attention to what anyone else is saying ;;))
>>692530960
Rolling for this!
>>692530888
h o t t r i p s
oh boy
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>>692531553
Ty OP
>>692531553
niceeeee.
hey i am so sorry... i made this shit and now i feel like i am nothing... please forgive me, i want to spend the rest of my life beside you
>>692532247
we need a happy ending
>>692532247
Seriously, this.
>>692531966
>>692530888
2 gets 1 poster
>>692532247
This will make a happy.
>>692532247
rolling for this
>>692532922
winrar
>>692532247
tRoll
oh well
Just kidding, some faggot on /b/ made me do this
>>692533465
damn so OP really isn't a faggot today, good job
god damn it, what have you done /b/
>>692533465
bravo OP <3
>>692533672
>>692532247 guy here
np dude
>>692533672
Look. Differences aside, I'm horny af for you right now
>>692533672
LOL JK. Wanna fuck tho?
Now everything I want is to hug you and kiss you, and wish it never ends. The most beautiful thing i've ever seen is your smile, and I'll never make it go again, I promise.
Sorry I'm only into black guys now
>>692534011
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE
>>692534011
Winrar
>>692534011
you scum
>>692534098
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
>>692533918
What are your political opinions on the implications for other member states in a post brexit society?
>>692527170
Best thread of the month
Honey, I am sorry about this all. I am saying what /b/ tells me to say. Even this text, is being written by a guy on /b/. Remember, I still love you, haha
>>692534384
Not as good as the chippo man thread. But it's decent
>>692533672
Deliver you glorious cunt.
this is terrifying
>>692534457
True, but the op is being good and we're getting godly dubs
>>692534457
which chippo man thread? what the hell is a chippo man kek
hey babe you into scat?
>>692534554
OH you are missing out
>>692534527
TOP KEK
babe please, it's out of my control, /b/ is telling me what to say, it's all a joke, don't take anything i tell you as real, please. I still love you, I'm just playing
come on babe don't play coy, give up that boner coozie
>>692534408
rollin
>>692534554
>"I'm sorry baby, my buddy _____ (insernt name here) got a hole of my phone.
Wait for her to respond, and then
>"Wonk wonk, just kidding. It was me all along."
then
>"Also, I fucked your mom last night."
>>692534527
I do care. About getting laid, it's been far too fucking long and my testicles are retreating within my body like tibetan monks
>>692534554
You've missed quite a bit, anon
4chin is best for relationship advice
>>692535058
hhaaha this
>>692535091
Wanna know a secret? I'm chippo man. And can prove it. I lurk around daily ;^)
>>692535133
THANK YOU BASED ANON FOR BUMPING ME. WINRAR
b fags made me do this, pls no kill me
>>692534764
ROLLERINO
>>692534527
Tell her that this is all part of a 4chan prank and that you took it too far, you're sorry, and you love her. If this gets dubs then you stop doing what 4chan says after you send her that.
>>692535133
winrar
>>692535058
>>692535133
fucking winrar
Babe please, forgive this all. I have no idea what's happening, I'm gonna shut my phone down, someone got into it. We're gonna talk tomorrow, I don't want to lose you. I love you babe
>>692527170
I've got to come clean, the whole time we dated I was into barebacking tranny hookers. You should get tested
You know if you take four worms of equal length and tape the ends together, repeat the process twice more and then wrap the three sections in an old section of newspaper. You've just created homemade snake
>>692535058
roll
>>692535335
ALMOST FFS ROLLING FOR THIS, GOLD
>>692535274
Re-roll.
>>692527170
Im sorry for being a gigantic pussy. i totally understand why you would want to run away from a boy like me. Maybe someday when I grow a pair and decide to kill myself, you can come watch
Thats what you say op. This isnt an advice thread, its a fucking cringe thread
lol I never cared about your ass. Sorry about the herpes tho
Also, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but you're hot enough to ;) wonk wonk
so hot
Cmon let's fuck. I gotta boner that could drill through concrete.
-roll
>>692535274
Roll
>>692535239
holy shit i had no idea i got dubs
>>692535349
made me kek
>>692535341
rerool
>>692535549
I'm dying lmfao
>>692527566
Don't do this op, I tried this with my ex and it didn't go well.
>>692535549
KEK
>>692535588
Oh shit.
>>692535549
OP gunn cause some self-harm tonight
>>692535274
Nice try, you white knight faggot
Just for fun, if this is dubs, tell her you always picture yourself throat fucking Betty White when you fuck.
Now that we are done would you mind if I hit up your mom?
Can you wear the shrek mask when we fuck?
>>692535765
Its not...gtfo
>>692535688
Omg winrar
>>692535335
this
>>692535688
am i spreading the dubs like a virus?
in that case, this
>>692535341
>>692527170
Send her nudes
Look. We can fix this. Send me a pic of your tits to unlock level 2.
>>692535866
HOLY FUCK OP DON'T DO THIS
>>692535801
roll
I'm still gonna kill myself tho
>>692535866
dayuuummm
>>692535866
WINRAE
>>692535864
You ruined it
>>692535864
there is no way this is real, but this is worth a roll
>>692535866
OH BOY
>>692535866
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIEEEET
>>692535977
>>692535977
DUBS = TRUTH
>>692535549
If your pussy is dank as your moms then we gon have some good make up sex
YOUR PEOPLE ARE WAITING OP
I've had it with your bullshit and lying, the only way I will take you back is if we have anal.
>>692535866
DO IT
guys you're ruining op's life ffs
>>692536199
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>692536199
check them the fuck out
>>692536199
WINRAR
>>692536199
BOOM
>>692536333
you just wasted trips, congrats
>>692535024
Roll for this
Fucking hell that's good
>>692536199
Fuck off, best thread of the year
>>692536199
OH SHIT DO IT OP
>tfw OP turns into faggot mid-thread
Sorry I'm being an ass, you hurt me more than you can know and apparently this is how I'm dealing with it. I'm sorry too
>>692536199
>>692535977
>>692535866
OP do something !! prefferably the nudes
>>692534114
FUCKING WINRAR
>>692535335
rolling for this, then actually shut the phone down
Im gonna bury my dick so far in yo ass whoever pulls it out will be crowned King Arthur
>>692536601
Rolling
ABANDOn THREAD OP IS FAG
oh well
>>692536693
>berry
send this
>>692536468
Roll
>>692536825
OP I LOVE YOU
>>692536845
my bad boi
>>692536825
OP redeems themself
I think OP suddenly turned into norm in.
If not say this
"Honey, I was an idiot. I decided to roll the dice with which comment (submitted by other) to text you from the site called 4chan. Let's get back together
>>692536825
:')
>>692536825
>>692536825
Reaction
>>692537021
Whiteknight faggot, get out.
>>692536825
OP Is a legend
>>692536825
THA CHAMPION OF PROFECY, AN OP THAT IS NOT A FAGGOT
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>>692527170
>WONK WONK WONK WONK
your ex is awesome and you're a fag
Text the song lyrics to the song at the end of breakfast club.
You're a big slut.
>>692537194
Pogchamp
>>692536825
What?! What? How can anyone be so dedicated to a forum that they would do that?
TASTY
>>692536825
Wonk Wonk Wonk come and suck my schlonk
>>692537306
OP IS A LEGEND
>>692537306
send link
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/meme/1
>>692537306
OP MY FUCKING GOD <3
>>692537306
he didn't even bother to get it up the absolute madman
Holy shit OP
>>692537306
jesus fucking shit op 10/10 , someone should screencap this
>>692537306
Thanks.
>>692537306
Holy shit hahahahahaha
Slap my arse and call me mary
Now tell her, "Oh shit my bad, those dic pics were for another girl"
Sometimes I like to pull my nutsack up Overy cock so it looks like I'm wearing fleshy, hairy underwear.
-roll-
>>692537562
That's the best bit. He's so utterly defeated
>>692537631
Roll
>>692537596
I'm taking full page shots until the thread dies
>>692537306
post her pic op
>>692537755
WINRAR
Dat pussy still tite tho rite?
If you really love me then you will agree to a gangbang with my friends.
send her this
>>692537755
Winrar
>>692537733
Fucking wasted. Op just send the hitler pic.
>>692537631
>>692537755
OP YOU MUST DO THIS
>>692537306
That's what you're going to be screaming when I fuck you so hard not only will you prolapse but a lone Asian boy that knows only the life in his small village will suddenly prolapse aswell. Ching Chong bitch.
>>692537978
roll
wait I'm confused... OP's name is Crystal?
My nuts are as dry as the mohave desert babe
Gimme some suga
>>692537978
This.
>>692527170
M8..... just keep wonking m8.
>>692537021
I'll roll just to see if she buys it.
You have seven a nice cock Tuesday please (post pic)
>>692538077
>>692537978
winrar
>>692538077
KEK WINRAAAAAAAAR
Hot
>>692537631
>>692537755
>>692537978
>>692538077
nice collabs
>>692538066
My sides
>>692538077
OP DO THIS
>>692538203
OP, you're a bloody legend.
>>692538203
My sides have left the planet and have entered a new dimension.
>>692538203
"Yes"
>>692536825
YOU FOOL. You reminded her of why she left you.
>>692538203
No sweety. You're not a cum bag. More like a cum sack.
>>692538203
There is no end to this madness, holy shit.
>>692538203
OP stop clipping the screenshots so much
>>692538375
KEK n roll
←Reply with this
Or bucket
yes mom
Send 5 pics of you cumming on pics of anime girls.
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>692538203
Ruined it
>>692538203
Is your sister available?
>>692538203
Fulfill your destiny >>692538077
>>692538203
I ran out of socks so you're gonna have to do
>>692538375
>>692538443
Shameless second bump
>>692538462
fucking hell op
>>692538203
Fucking beast mode
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>>692538450
Reroll
Congratulations! You've gotten yourself caught, what's the next step of your masterplan!?
>>692538462
"Sorry, that was mean't for my mom"
>>692538480
Roll again
>>692538462
IS THERE ANY END TO THIS SAVAGERY
>>692538375
KEK ROLL
>>692538450
roll
>>692538375
THIS
>>692538450
again
I'm gay
>>692538718
Agreed.
Send this
>>692538480
Once more?
¨You know, a pic of your titties won´t be too much¨
>>692538782
we all know you are
>>692538822
HOLY SHIT YES
>>692538203
>Those dic pics were for another girl
She's just gunna get pissed cuz your speaking to another grill and tbh I think she did like you
>>692533672
>Your not nothing
>I'm worthless
ect
>>692538866
winrar
>>692538533
Dubzzzz
>>692538822
winrar
>>692538917
>>692538919
>>692538920
Waiting op.
Op is a fucking Legend !
>>692538827
Rolling for this
>>692538822
>>692538866
two winrars
Cum on op
send this
I want to keep you in my life because I know I can tear you apart as I fuck another girl. A better girl
>>692539000
Those fucking trips though.
>>692538897
Just... 'Sigh'
"I've been seeing another girl for the past few months anyway"
>>692539090
Nope, this
I got trips checking my dubs...
>>692539118
im a fur fag
>>692539090
>>692538827
Fuck off if you're Justlooking for cheap disgust/shock reactions.
>>692539090
>>692539218
faggots
OP HAS DIED. ABANDON THREAD
>>692539000
All three? If dubs, add a bonus screenshot of this thread
>>692538827
Rolling
>>692527170
You slut! Fuck you!
Fuck off fur faggots
>>692527170
You insecure piece of loose pussy! You're shit!
>>692539305
Hivemind?
This and say "I got something that fucks better than you"
IS OP KILL?
>>692539372
>>692539426
samefag
>>692539343
Reroll
>>692539343
Just one. But I was a couple winrars back, including the lol jk let's fuck. And the tibetan monks testicle.
>>692538620
>mean't
That isn't a word you moron.
>>692539466
WINRER
>>692539240
do it
OH GOD B WHAT HAVE YOU DONE XDDDD
>>692539303
>>692539305
Hivemind brother
>>692539240
ur not the only one
You dumb whore, you've fallen into my trap! I've been playing you like a fiddle for months and you didn't suspect a thing. I've uploaded all your nudes and filmed when we fucked. Do you have an idea how much money I made selling them to the hacker "4" chan? You're nothing but a pawn in my intricate mind games!
>>692539466
He has the dubs. Do it faggot!
>>692539581
Shit.
>>692539581
that's hot, send more
>>692539633
HAHAHHHAAAHHA OP DELIVER!!!!!
>>692539581
Mother of fucking god.
this thread.
>>692539581
That's cool, but you should actually finish the job.
>>692539581
this thread is legendary
>>692535715
>>692539581
FUKKEN CALLED IT
>>692539581
>>692539715
Sam?
>>692539633
All according to keikaku
>>692539581
Damn OP, fucking lost it
>>692539581
Don't let these faggots ruin the situation.
>>692539747
rolling for this.
>>692539581
o shit lmao
no but srs make sure she doesn't hang herself @least
>>692539581
"Oooh, you're hard mate"
>>692539581
Neva lucky my friend
>>692539777
TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>692539581
Send this and "nice ketchup faggot"
>>692539466
WINRAR
>>692539581
kek, worth for a YLYL
your pussy aint ever gonna be as good as this
Dubs says you link her to the thread
>>692539581
Say "Timestamp or it didn't happen"
>>692539844
HAHAHA
>>692539581
How old are you? How old is she? And do you have a channel by the name of Onision?
>>692539844
yes
>>692539828
ROLLING!
>>692539777
Winrar!!!
"Honestly i have been thinking about it for a long time now, and i think that it would be a huge favor if you actually killed yourself. I mean this in the most serious way. There is no joke here at all. Nobody will ever benefit from you, unless it's me and dat ass."
>>692539922
Aaaaaand winrar
>>692539922
duble dubs
>>692539844
Ahahahahah great
>>692539581
Those are atension cuts....and the wrong way....you can still win her and get some nudes out of this
>>692539633
WINRAR
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>>692539874
Fucking this
Can someone do a reverse image search?
Fucking hell OP, stop clipping the images so much
We wanna see everything that's been said
>>692539922
winrar
and i also want to see timestamp, this looks fake
>>692540002
Gtfo, this isn't the time.
>>692539466
Tfw your ignored.
Plz do not hurt yourself until we fuck.
>>692539581
/b/ may be suggesting shit, but you are sending it. Dude, stop.
