Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
It's really busy and we're understaffed
I basically have to do the work of four people
Cathedral of the Deep shenanigans edition
Real mugi confirmed.
You been here all day. Day off work? Enjoying yourself?
Oh fucking hell that's a lot.
I'm sorry, where'd it all come from?
Where do you work again? Chef?
Well i use to have a job. So i could afford thing then.
How are you doing today?
I hope you win the lottery or something. I dont want to see you in debt for much longer
Oh okay. I cant wait to see ya here!
Yup! Got the day off, been relaxing all day. I've had a good day yeah. How was your day?
Just being myself. You?
Good. Sluggish, but good.
I... you know.
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade claimed
Not much, tired as always, probably will infatuate myself with some rogue-like vidya for the rest of the day.
My mom is over 600k in debt.
i might be back later. gonna finish up with some things. cya'll, if not tonight, then w/in next few days
Good thing my parents have tonnes of money
Ah shit. The Uber thing right? Or do you mean a "real" job like you said? Since Uber doesn't pay much, yeah?
When's the money due? Like when do they start seizing your property and stuff?
Ah, that's a plus, does it pay well?
Pretty uneventful. Helped my aunt's husband register some plane tickets and typed out a few papers for him. He said I'd make a good secretary. Hopefully that means he'll keep me in mind if he needs one.
Well thats.. nice..
Youre welcome! I wish you the best of luck!
Oh okay. I hope you have a better day tomorrow or something
I'll be up to 10 an hour by the end of the year
She doesnt know how to mange money and tries to tell me what to do with mine.
Only thing they can take is car but its not at that point yet.
And im going to Uber in a few hours since its the 4th weekend so ill make some kind of money.
I'm just a singer who already blew his shot...
Take out HUGE life insurance policies on people.
Hey Karen youre black
Like always. Meins.
Your life is too worth of living.
So, other than that. How was your day?
Oh hello! How are you?
HAHA I KNOW AT LEAST I FINALLY GOT A (YOU) SO YOU FELL FOR IT FAM
I'm new to these threads but I'm happy that I finally joined in :D
Last night there was a thread about rolling your monster waifu, so I decided to roll for the shits and giggles. I got a 64, wich ended up being a devil bug. I though it was pretty fucking lame and gay so I decided to go look on the encyclopedia of monster girls where I learned that Devil bugs are sex addicted cunts. at first I though it was pretty cool until I read the part that said that where there is one devil bug, a metric shit ton of others are around. Wich means when one devil bug is getting screwed by a human man, 30 others will apear out of fucking nowhere and have their turn with you until you pass out. Then when you wake up they are overjoyed that return at it. I believe this goes on until you die, wich should probably happen merely dats after the beginning of the orgy. I was completely shocked and then decided to go to sleep after reading stuff about some random monsters. The next morning, wich is today, I decided to read more because I had been thinking about it when I woke up. I finally looked up what was the whole "Demon Lord" thing and found out that monster girls are actually a horrible thing. Due to the current demon lord being a succubi, and also a complete fucking failure. Some sort of giant spell thing was casted by the Demon Lord to turn all monsters into Monster girls. They were supposed to have Incubi sons and daughters that would be the same race as whatever monster girl one would have fucked. But she fucked it up because of her incompetence as a demon lord and ended up having monsters only have daughters. So the world is actually slowly coming to an end due to the fact that no sons will be born from monster girls and monster girls everywhere are mating with human men.
My opinion on monster girls had changed a lot.
Not too good
Forgot my shrimp eggrolls, you?
You said people.
Meh. Just had a storm come bye now my stuff is in someones else's back yard and there stuff is in mine.
I get along with old timers cuz my names a reminder of a pop song people forgot
>be back from a almost one month long trip
>Connect phone in wifi
>wifi isn't working
>Try to reconnect
>Look at the fridge
>bills to pay at the fridge's door
>The one at the middle with a note saying
>PAY BEFORE TRAVELING
>If I don't pay today I'll have to wait till Monday
>It's 5:45 PM
>The place to pay closes at 6:00 PM
>Get there 5:57
>Pay the bill.
>Never paid a bill so happily in my entire life.
>Without wifi yet. But until tomorrow morning it will be back
>and you also got one off
Sucks to hear that dude. I'm doing well, just chilling on here.
I had a storm too. It wasnt that bad though.
The hold eastern shore of VA is like shut down right now cause of flooding. And im just south so i got some of that.
My English today
It was a blank now play dead and ill sneak you to Mexico
Is Holo not popular anymore?
In that case, she's all mine...
Chino, you're the best!
Nice, dude. You got really lucky. How's you day going?
Damn. I hope you didnt get too bad of flooding
>tfw there's regular who goes by Diosworld
You have shit taste.
I just got the wind and some heavy rain not as bad as out there.
Alright I'm playing dead
Wait... Why am I going to Mexico?
Fast Yuiko best Yuiko!
Welcome back yo.
You get another one from me.
How can Kotori be so cute and so meme at the same time?
Eh, better than nothing right? Is at least a bearable job?
Oh, good. Glad to hear that
>why are you so unlucky
Fine, fine. Just tired
And ya ?
Gotta go fast.
How are ya, honey?
I've read a couple more pages until I got bored, apparently the reason why all monster girls crave a good cock is because semen is the equivalent of a mana potion +10 due to the fact that mana is used upon doing tasks that require a lot of energy, or when casting spells. Humans and elves have mana and monster girls don't, but they love the stuff.
But as I've said, now I got bored of even reading that.
For the beach party of course.
Cause fuck me thats why.
Except for heat, snow , being busy with nobody scheduled, nearly getting hit by cars
Anyway I need to get back to it
Glad to hear that. I'm doing well, i'm also tired.
But seriously, you dont deserve it. You seem like a cool guy. I really hope things end up going your way
>not liking cock-craving monster girls
Are you a faggot?
What happened to ya be tired ?
There's no passion, all I'm doing is literally just typing what I did, wich is pretty fucking gay to be honest. But I am bored shitless.
I'm doing fine, pretty good. Glad you got your wifi back dude.
I'm gonna head out back him to Saudi Arabia in a couple of days. will be fun.
Eh, sorry about that.
Hopefully you don't get hit by a car.
Or you do, depending on how you feel about your life.
This shit is what I mean
SHe looks super cute
But what's with the fucking dolphin
Hey Maki, how are you?
Life's a bitch but i haven't dropped out yet.
That's pretty much what every other dedicated artist does.
Just force themselves to write/do shit. You're doing great, friendo.
I've just been laying in bed all day. I'm too lazy to get out of it
Hello, Maki! How are you?
You've got it all wrong, friend. Monster girls are amazing, the issue is that their very existence is compromising the existence of humans AND monsters.
Then I suppose I'll give you my thanks.
Its actually you tho.
Heiya Maki! How are you doing todayuuu?
Dont drop out!
Thanks, heh. That made me smile
why is Cory just chilling at the top
Don't mention it. Shit like that just requires you to stay in motion. Otherwise you'll get lazy.
Funny how people think "passion" is the main driving force for that stuff.
>give you my thanks.
I wish I knew what for.
Whatcha gonna do ? Kill some infidels ?
Isn't today a week day ?
Yup. Got the day off of work so I had no reason to get out. I woke up, got comfy, posted on here for a bit, then fell back asleep. I'll probably get a pizza or something once I get out
Hi Karen. I'm doing good today, no complaints here, except this OW download. You?
Hey Chino. Pretty good, just getting by as usual. Another regular day. How about you?
Heyo Kotori. I'm swell, today has shaped up to be pretty nice so far. Yourself?
I'm not angry, I'm just adding in my 10 cents. Considering I study the stuff.
>piss off mate
Nah, I'm gonna hang around some more.
The message wasn't even directed to you, calm down.
Well I have to most awkward work calendar so I can't judge.
I wont if the bankers quit stalking me.
Checking your quads and your cute burger
Kotori has a really nice design now that I actually see you posting her lol
Keke no, just gonna enjoy myself. My internet here is 100 kbps spread across 8 people. So I get to go back home to Saudi so I can eat the cleanest food, have some privacy and some internet
Why wouldn't he be?
Cory is always in the house.
Doing fine, I made a masterpiece earlier today. >>692529960
I think I might submit this into an art competition. It's pretty late and I'm getting tired. Just doing some image with my babby level art skills lol
What do you study?
I'm in these threads because one day I was just browsing /b/ and I though to myself "Hey, would it not be kind of funny to claim Dio in one of those waifu threads?" So I searched for a few Dio pictures and I haven't left these threads ever since.
Yeah, I feel pretty tired as always too. Fun.
Pretty gucci fam. I'm leaving on monday so I'm just taking full advantage of the days right now
Cool. I'm doin well, probably gonna go soon and order a pizza. I'm starving
Oh? That sounds interesting
Murder always works
>IS this the start of your good luck?
Kek, good point
>could I maybe join this pic?
Youre welcome! Up to anything?
So...no dead infidels? Sad. Anyways, 8 people ? Holy fuck. Are they all active users of internet or are they like yer grandma ?
I wouldn't say that. I'm a courier so it happens that I have like 3 months without working and times (like the one that I just finished) that I work a hole month without pause
Yes ofc. Maybe post a pic of chino peeking? I'm not as good as Akiko with photoshop so no gaurantees but I can make it work.
Just her leaning around a corner or something.
Or just leaning. I can make the background disappear. Contrasting colors are preferred.
Yup, the crusade comes later lol.
Ye man it's my grandma, my uncle, my aunt and her son, my two brothers and my mom.
Mom and bros are here for vacation, and I'm going back to renew my residence permit.
The rest live here.
Don't get shot in the head m8
She's the best there is fam.
Oh I see. That sounds pretty cool
Oh yeah sure. Thank you!
>This is the best i got
Ya didn't answer my question. Are they active users?
At least I won a pip-boy. It's fair enough.
Oh i bet. ISnt being a courier also really dangerous?
>Cory on top
Topkek. Nice man.
Go for it, the meme appeal is sure to win over the judges. Planning on sleeping soon then? We alll have to start somewhere.
Ah I'll miss seeing ya around. Live it up though, enjoy yourself. Where are you being stationed? Somewhere nice?
Good to hear. Ayy that sounds delicious right about now, haven't had one in months. Who's your favorite?
Cute indeed. My heart exploded from it. Or the fact that I'm eating 7 cheeseburgers from McDonald's, desu~
Yeah, I think it's stupid that the choice to go for a run twice throws you into Emi's route. So she's the "easiest". I was surprised I made it through Hanako's without a flow chart. There was one choice where I would have died and I had seriously thought about taking it. Lucky 1st play through.
It does. I'll probably go when thread dies
I'll probably get pepperoni. Delicious
Holy shit. You sure can eat a lot
>My lewdness has hit all time lows.
At least not in Brazil. But I've already been through some weird and rough shit.
Like walking 50 kilometres inside the Amazon Rainforest and a indigenous reserve.
Blame >>>/telegram/. I asked Shiki and he told me to, desu.
I'll get to work on it in a bit.
So what's the anime actually about? And isn't there a fourth idol?
Oops, yeah man. They use it on their phones mostly, opening facebook and pinterest and instagram and whatsapp. My brothers use it the most but the rest of the family uses it too. 100 kbps connection makes it impossible to play games.
Doing fine my dude, I'm enjoying nuclear throne a lot, thanks a again man I really appreciated the sentiment more than the game honestly.
Bongo, what's up.
What do you mean what you study for the main? I don't understand I'm sorry, I'm not that smart.
I'm asking you what your major in college is, if you are in there. Do you know philosophy too?
Cory is ALWAYS in the house.
I'm gonna sleep once the prayer sounds. Can you into photoshop?
That's no good, lollipop!
We need an immediate injection of lewds!
Where Makoto when you need him!?
Oh okay. I hope it still goes ok for you. Wouldnt want to see you die and stuff
Kek, how many do you have down already?
I still didn't see those sext lewds.
Heyo Kongou, what you up to? Besides the seven cheeseburgers.
You're perfectly welcome man, I'm glad you're enjoying it
I actually just reinstalled it
Does it have online multiplayer? I can't even remember. Been a long while since I last played it.