s/fur no 10s on my watch
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s/fur no 10s on my watch
FürFriday
>>692522903
There's a strawberry rhubarb pie in my oven, does that count?
>>692523025
Depends on how furry it is, spose
>>692523007
good evening sir
>>692523386
G'evening anon
>>692523096
Sometimes you just gotta, doesn't matter where you are
>>692523494
image what
>>692523494
how is one finding this fine evening?
mine is super wet
>>692523781
Depends on so many things
Mine's haw
I saw a young, somewhat terrified-looking, fox yesterday :3
27 years and this was the closest I've ever been to my kind
And s/he ran off, literally jumped into a nearby ditch and vanished into the vegetation
Perchance by 'wet' you meant smth else than rain?
>>692523781
is it raining like mad where you are?
>>692522861
We need more cute /s/caly In here
>>692524243
they're cute, it's been quite a while since i last saw one :(
i remember walking home fairly intoxicated and looking down a side street and there was one just standing there looking back, frozen like this application is not responding.exe for a few moments before it ran away. i miss not living in a densely-populated area :(
nah, just rain
>>692524317
it keeps doing it in little bursts
I should be writing but I'm browsing this thread and thinking about how I kinda want to watch digimon instead.
Wat do?
>>692524487
Cute 2 cute 2 paw 2
>>692524693
That's the shit I can't stand, working outside. EITHER RAIN OR DON'T, MAKE UP YOUR DAMNED MIND
>>692524243
>27 years and this was the closest I've ever been to my kind
Really? They're thick where I'm from. They mostly come out at night, though. before we got plastic bins, they used to get into the trash all the time.
>>692524873
i can deal with it because i'm indoors, but i'd definitely prefer a constant rain because it sounds nice on the window
>>692524873
In texas it rains for a sec or two, then it clears up. This continues for a while, or it just decides to pour.
>>692524693
>there was one just standing there looking back, frozen like this application is not responding.exe
Just exactly this happened yesterday. I was on a walk and casually walked past a little pathway and s/he was there, pawbsolutely frozen. I walked past butt then smth washed over me and I realized what I just saw. So I 180'd, walked back and when s/he saw me return, instant takeoff 3:
>i miss not living in a densely-populated area
why
>>692525607
because i hate people and i preferred living around fewer of them :)
>>692524778
Everything butt the writing
>>692525077
I prefer a constant rain because if I'm going to be soaked I can just accept life is temporarily shit and deal with it. Having it piss on you again every time you start to dry off is more obnoxious than just being wet
he may not be in this thread, but if anyone comes across him please let Max know an anon is praying for his health and fortune
>>692525079
hey neocount.
Just because lol at the chalkboard
>>692524950
Spose they could be numerous butt just avoiding bipedal ape-likes
>which is an extremely healthy thing
>trash
Reminded me of this
>>692526175
Greetings.
>>692526379
I wish the ones around would go away, or at least shut up once in a while. Mostly red foxes around here, obnoxious screamy little things at night
>>692525752
If I don't write, I won't have a peace of mind.
Which is why I'm doing exactly that: writing.
While following this thread.
>>692523025
The best sort of pie
>>692525739
I read it like "I miss living in a densely-populated area"
>>692526417
how goes your day so far?
>>692526625
The local foxes are a bit rare and retarded. Not too annoying because thy only ever pop up near the city.
Hello all!
>>692527048
haha, yeah precisely the opposite of that :)
>>692527068
I''m not sure yet.
>>692526625
>obnoxious screamy little things at night
Describes the human population in my neighpurrhood. Niggers and sandniggers
>>692527120
well hello there
>>692527452
How are you today anon?
>>692527383
Well, deal with the foxes, they have to go somewhere.
>niggers and sandniggers
Go ahead and trap'n'kill all of those
>>692527382
Slow day? Or just waiting to see how things pan out?
>>692527383
>neighpurrhood
I may have laughed.
>>692527616
tired but otherwise comfortable. got the radio on and the rain seems to have stopped
>>692526379
The ones around my hometown don't seem to fear people. Of course, it's a sleepy place, and they don't really need to. I've even seen them out in the day,
>>692526625
Yeah, I live in a student appartment building with a courtyard and a bar in said courtyard, as well as a nice alcove for the lower class scum to hang out in. I wish foxes were the loudest thing in the night. For some reason I could deal with it when I was younger, but now I'm older, and I'm seriously contemplating murder, or at least mutilation, on a weekly basis.
And I'm telling you, if I could get away with it, I'd definitely do it. I'd enjoy it, even. Wild animals have never brought forth that desire in me.
>>692527148
The lesser used word-ordering got me confused
Also, since UK is getting around to detach itself from the rest of Europe and non-EU people you just mite get what you wish fur :3
Brexit makes you wonder if Trump fur President actually now had a chance to happen...
>>692527764
Waiting...
I'm supposed to have had a date tonight and camping tomorrow. But, she had to work late tonight, and now has to work half a day tomorrow.
So, we might still go off tomorrow after she gets off work, but now she's saying she needs to come back fairly early sunday instead of sunday night because her bf wants to do something with her.
I'm a bit annoyed because we've had this planned for over a week.
>>692527616
>>692528084
up to much?
>>692527617
>Go ahead and trap'n'kill all of those
Certainly butt it takes preparation
Is that crazy fuck who thinks he's a fox from outer space trapped in a human or some shit still around?
Haven't ventured into a fur thread in two years, wondering if he offed himself or not
>>692528135
Sometimes it takes understanding something, knowing that it has other options and still chooses to be a menace, to truly hate it
>>692528084
Tired means you worked hard that's something worth being proud of itself. I hate rain unless there's a thunderstorm.
>>692528289
Just working on a project for fun and studying for my next prosecution project.
>>692528488
>literally the post above you
Couldn't haven't gotten closer by accident. He'll never kill himself, he feeds on your suffering
>>692528146
tbh it was a stupid way to write it, but that's fine because i'm stupid :p
ugh, i try to avoid thinking of politics ever, the whole world is a shitshow but now it feels like we've shit in the pool
>>692523963
Requesting more like this please.
Take this as payment
>>692527764
I got it from a paper that actually used
>"Love thy Neigh-Purr"
as the title fur an article about a horse and cat being friends :3
>>692528564
nah, tired just means it's late haha
rain is lovely, but thunderstorms are awesome :D
>>692528672
prosecution project?
>>692528768
Artist is Ajin.
Look it up yourself
e621.net, FurAffinity, inkbunny, etc
>>692528710
Well that's unfortunate...
It's unnerving to think there's people and stupid and crazy as him wondering about
>>692528911
FURSECUTION
Also, thunderstorms are lovely until you're mowing a lawn in the rain and lightning strikes a tree about 60 feet away. Loudest goddamn thing I've ever heard
>>692528180
that sucks. I was planning on going to the Guadalupe for the 4th but it seems that things have changed and I may just stay in on the 4th and get really drunk. More drunk with more people than usual.
>>692528904
Sounds interesting. Also that kind of thing happens a lot in the fandom.
>>692528982
I meant more hindpaw pawjobs
>>692528982
It's Ajin.
He just posted the gif yesterday on fa, I converted it and it's been making the rounds here now.
>>692528768
unfortunately i don't have any others quite like it. i'd like to find more though.
what is it specifically that you like about it?
webm is mad cute though
>>692528513
Yeah, exactly. I know those people could just go somewhere else. I know they looked at all those darkened windows, every single one of them a room rented by a person, and STILL choose to be obnoxious motherfuckers.
And maybe it's because I'm an autist, but I just don't see the point in respecting THEIR right to occupying a non-stabbed body when they flagrantly fail to observe my right to a good night's sleep. Fuck 'em. One turn deserves another.
Of course, because we don't act like that is why we have a nice society, unlike all those shitholes in the Islamic world and Africa. But my instinct tells me to go out and stab motherfuckers.
>>692528911
Fair enough. I never sleep as well as I do during a heavy thunderstorm. Plus watching lighting flash is always fun. Yeah I have a abdominal cavity to work on next time I make it to the lab.
>>692529279
Hindpaw pawjobs are hot
>>692529097
>FURSECUTION
wait, what? what on earth are you doing?
>Loudest goddamn thing I've ever heard
that must have been awesome though! i get like one thunderstorm a decade and it's a wimpy one, everyone else has more interesting weather :(
>>692528135
>The ones around my hometown don't seem to fear people
There's lots of foxes (spotted) in heart of the city, I hear. Where I live is a bit quieter and they're knot as used to ppl. Also the one I saw was still pretty much a kit :3
>>692529249
I need to start spending more time perusing furstuffs, my "relatively unique" folder of webms I've thrown together is getting old. Starting to feel useless. Just for shit again, have the Wolvalix horse made for you
>>692529338
>instincts tells me
"But you stabbed him *FORTY TWO* TIMES, how is that an accident?"
"Well... he just sorta kept twitchin', so I kept stabbin'"
>>692528488
>crazy fuck
>outer space
No
>fox
>in a human [body]
Yes
>>692529410
ah, I see
>>692529589
I have him watched on fa
>>692529589
I remember when that one came out.
>>692526755
Writing what anyway?
Holy shit there's an ISIS attack going on in Bangladesh right now with 60 hostages and over 30 police injured, 6-8 gunmen
>>692529480
It's Prosecution which is where you cut a cadaver to the specifications of the lab protocol
>>692529376
i force myself not to sleep during a thunderstorm as decent ones seem so rare here
abdominal cavity to work on? a lab? what are you?!
>>692529948
>>692530021
Eh, I keep spending too much time either working, vidya-ing, or being bored enough to explore the asshole of the internet for weird shit... usually based on a single image that reminded me of one person around here. Example: last couple of 3-4-hour days I've spent digging through porn has basically been because I saw this in some random place and thought of that sick little monkey Alex and maybe he'd like it. Boredom can take one to many weird places
>>692530264
Religion of peace. Do not discriminate. Not all muslims. Westerners do that too.
But most importantly, has nothing to do with Islam.
>>692530052
A quest on /qst/
>>692530430
That's a shame they can be soo much fun! I'm almost a Medical Illustrator just three more classes.
>>692530499
I dont spend much time looking for fur stuff, maybe 3 min a day to check my feeds .
>>692528731
>a stupid way to write it
That's harsh. No, just uncommon
>ugh, i try to avoid thinking of politics ever
It just iskn't pawsible anymore. Or the alternative is living in woods/desert/under the world's biggest rock 9,001 km/mi from anything even resembling a human society
>>692529133
It was some tabloid paper, they do such stuff all the time
>>692529589
Have this into your folders
>>692530774
I do kinda miss the days of being unemployed and posting in these threads 12+ hours a day though. Nothing at all on the schedule but to see if I can individually look through 30k images on e621 at once. Either way, I still spend way more time looking at stuff that interests other people than my own interests. My own interests are simple enough that they don't take me very far and I get oversaturated after a week anyway
>>692529133
Well, sounds like we are going, just that I get much less time with her then I had originally thought.
>>692531478
Sometimes it looks like I'm here more then I really am because I post from work, and often while I'm doing other things as well. Sometimes I'll take a break from cars or whatever else I'm doing and post for a half hour or so.
>>692531413
>that Suri webm
>implying *i* didn't make that webm after trying to screw around with ffmpeg and concatenating piles of jpg files into a proper, smooth webm
Lolderpdydoo
>>692531413
>>692530724
so, are you actually cutting something up and then drawing that?
>>692530809
>It just iskn't pawsible anymore
true, its everywhere. sucks so much.
its one of those subjects that instantly becomes a shitstorm, people are just incapable of staying calm and civil around such a subject. for that reason, it's a subject i'll avoid as much as possible irl
which is fine because its boring shit anyway, heh
>>692531413
schnarf
>>692530264
>right now
Last nite actually(?)
Their Ram-a-damn-mad-man's almost over so they figured one more fur the road or smth
My mall announced a couple of weeks back they're celebrating the "mudslime xmas" that follows.
>tfw all you wanted was groceries butt get beheaded instead
>>692530430
>tfw I literally cank't go sleep or wake from sleep if there's a thunderstorm because a ball of lightning might come in thru the window
>>692532150
Cutting it up but i don't bring sketch books to the lab since I don't need fat and embalming fluid all over my stuff. So far skinning is my favorite part.
>>692530568
Some sort of (E)RP then spose
>>692532458
hahaha
that's quite unlikely
Unfortunately, can't claim I bothered to make everything. Being able to claim I made everything would make me god and I don't have that kind of time on my hands
Can take quite a while to figure out how to properly decompile several different kinds of flashes and shit though, with different little bits of security, and how to work with a dozen different codecs and such... bleh
>>692531805
>imprying *u* did
>>692532604
You.
I don't like you.
Drop the cancerous furspeak and I may reconsider.
Also, yes. RP, without the E.
>>692532571
what is actually in embalming fluid? and how messy is skinning, anyway?
>>692532136
>>692532203
Quite noise
>>692531805
Oh I did, I still laugh at how many times I fucked it up or outright failed and gave up, only to try again a few days later. I understand failure happens, but I hate failing when I know something can be done and the limitation isn't physical
>>692532968
Well it's probably not even embalming fluid since they have to last 2 to 3 years not till they get buried. And it can be if the body has a ton of fat on it or if they have a lot of still standing fluids. I on accidentally hit a girl who was working on the other leg with a strip of skin in her face. I felt so fucking bad.
>>692532628
>balloflightningtypingonakeyboard.exe.tiff.bmp
>>692533048
Actually got bored enough to set up an autistic little workshop for it, using both OSX and Win8.1
>>692533704
Loli is best. Furry is best. Furry loli is rank fantasy/fantasy/10/0 but still awesome
>>692533048
Have my CPU cycles and some dicks, just did this
>>692532924
We do knot aim to fleas
Never
Hope fur the sake of FurFriday it's at least furry RP?
>>692533401
haha, there's a picture I recall floating around the internet of someone who has lost their eyebrow and a chunk of the skin with it and they've just placed it next to where it should be on their face and i can't find it on google now
how do you prepare stuff for skinning? or do you just start cutting?
>>692534064
whoops! wrong recipient! should be quoting >>692533388
Still have some old Candydoll junk I need to see if I can turn into some unintentional-sorta-stereoscopic stuff, but meh. Too freakin' lazy
now hopefully i can reply to the correct posts...
>>692533401
i'm not sure i follow, are you implying that we are lightning?
Also this is why too lazy. Bacardi is bad for motivation, yo
>>692534064
I'm guessing you're talking to me. I would love to see that I bet it's hilarious. You pick up a scalpel a pair of forceps and you cut a long line to get started. use the forceps to pull at the edge of the cut and then grab hold, lift and start slicing.
>>692533518
>more like iTistic
>Keynote
>iWork
>VLC
staph
Also wtf is going on in that screenshot, it's like they bred WINdows and FagOS and got this
>>692534461
You should talk like this around that Alex/Krystalnigger, supposedly he's more than a bit necro. Just make up some shit about having once had to cut apart a dead loli and you'll break his brain
>>692533955
>and now futa
Cease
>>692534699
None of the bodies are of pretty people I mean none of the donors are younger then like 50. There is nothing sexy about corpses or children for that matter. And dear god the smell. But I will say it's a great way to learn.
>>692534461
yeah, I failed at quoting :p
do they have to drain the body of blood? if so, how does that get done?
sorry for all the questions haha
>>692534064
Was they pawsibly wearing it as a moustache?
Because I know an image like that
>>692534699
Or I could mention that I once fucked a guy to death.
True story: I rode him so hard he had a heart attack.
>>692533955
>winblows 10
I'm surprised you're not in a gfur thread you non free closed source faggot
>>692534358
Does the Pope take a dump in its hat?
>>692531479
Hey man, you will still get to hang out with her.
>>692535228
i wasn't sure if he put it beside his eyebrow hole or as a moustache, but now you mention it, yes that was it!
>>692535267
Here's a (You)
>>692535171
No the mortician does that for us. I'm not sure but i could ask her if you want to know but don't want to look it up. No it's fine I like talking about it. Most people get all squeamish I like to watch my dad squirm when I talk about class.
>>692535436
i want to say yes
>>692535612
Oh my god that just made my fucking day!
>>692534677
Hey, I don't actually use Keynote or iWork, those are just the folders I chose to dump my fucking 900 gigs of porn into because nobody else would ever bother to look there and they aren't smart enough to know that "properties" and "900 fucking gigabytes folder size" is a warning. That's a shitty OSX computer BootCamped into Windows 8.1 (at least I'm not running through Wine anymore, christ that was annoying). Also, ffmpeg (the god of filetype conversion) run through DOS prompts and an OpenOffice text file with just about every command prompt I've ever used because I get drunk and forget what works and there's SO MANY DIFFERENT HORSESHIT BLARG
>summary
>i'm autistic and when i bother to turn random shit into webm porn for you niggers i can do it fairly well and with very few total failures (because i have so many different programs for decompiling shit and re-encoding to usable codecs that *something* will work)
>i'm a shark, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick
>>692535612
Ya, dat be the very image
>>692535762
Good answer
>>692535261
>YES
>one of the few most manly ways to die
>one can only dream
>>692533974
Nope, the MC is boringly human. As have, at least this far, been all the other characters.
>>692534817
>cease
Nope, you get dicks. Enjoy as best you can
>>692536229
Remember that, boys.
Sex with Draka is to die for: it's already happened once.
>>692535267
WTF is this?
1) It's 8.1 because there were a couple random vidya gaymens I couldn't run without 8.1
2) It's not upgraded past 8.1 because fuck upgrading something that works and 10 looks even worse
3) I'd still be using XP if this shit didn't require I get something else. XP was pro yo, right in the fucking title
4) Herpderpmcgurk
>>692535846
>Hey, I don't actually use Keynote or iWork
>That's a shitty OSX computer BootCamped
Didkn't realize using crApple -HW- instead somehow was better
Also, do you like, post them WEBMs on e621 or smth?
>>692535716
ah okay. maybe, if it's not too much trouble? i'm sure i'd have a little trouble up close, but from a distance it's all quite interesting :p
>>692535842
i wonder what the context is
>>692535846
you should set up some scripts/batch files that you can just dump files onto and have it do shit
megarain outside :D just had to pull the window down because the bed was getting rained on
>>692535716
Meh, not necro or anything of the sort myself, but I'm always interested. I love/hate people, but meat is meat. There's no person left. Anatomy is knowledge and knowledge never hurts (and should be treated as sterile-ly and stoically as possible when necessary)
>>692535479
Yeah, so far.
She changes her mind all the time though.
The way she worded something a few minutes ago that makes me think she was trying to get out of going.
>>692536111
what else would that silly hat be for?
>>692536229
>death by gay sex
Hitting rock bottom and yet going deeper iskn't normal. Butt on humans, it is.
>>692537421
>Hitting rock bottom and y
Shouldn't that be 'Rok'
?
>>692536230
>the MC is boringly human
Sounds like a shit furcon
>>692536882
Sure I'm heading in Tuesday if the lab is open. I'll ask her next time I see her. Yeah it takes a minute to get over the fact that this was once a person. You do get over it pretty fast once you start working. Still have trouble with blunt dissection but I'm getting there. The image or my day?
>>692536983
I have nothing but respect for the people who are willing to let some stranger poke around their remains after they die.
>>692536345
>"chicks" w/ dicks
>enjoy
I'd like to divide by zero too
