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My girlfriend's freaking out because she found out I jerk off to porn sometimes (yes she actually believed that I didn't do that). I've told her over and over again that I love her and don't want to leave her but she just won't quit. This is clearly an over-reaction, how can I make her realize this?
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>>692493195

Yes
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Yes
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>>692493195
Yes
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tell her to stop being a selfish self-absorbed whore
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Dump the bitch
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>>692493195
Leave /b/ child.

Come back when you're 18.
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just find some statistics of how many men jerk off but honestly it looks like she's too far gone if she was crying in the closet. just say you'll stop
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>>692493195
Tell her she'll never find a man who doesn't watch porn but she can find liars instead
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>>692493195
Tell her if she knew how to fuck better and more often you wouldn't resort to jerking off, faggot.
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>>692493195
Leave her, you're still in high school and high school relationships fall apart within 2 years of graduation anyways.
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>>692493919
Virgin detected
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What are you, Mormons? Who the fuck cares about porn?
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>>692493728
forreal this is stupid

you may be young and an idiot but trust me fam there's better girls out there. You're only attracted to this one by proximity. Do yourself a favor and find someone who is reasonable, accepting, and loves cum.
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Tell her that if you want to beat the one eyed monster, then it's none of her god damn buisness.
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>>692493195
If she's gonna flip out so much over natural tendencies that almost all males indulge in, she's better off jumping off the golden gate bridge.
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Dump this fucking child, and don't feel bad either, she's selfish and super immature.
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>>692493195
pretty sure there are studies out there showing that literally all men watch porn.

i.e. they tried to do a study on the effects of porn on men once, but couldn't find a control group of men who didn't watch it.
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>>692493982
>high school relationships fall apart.
>virgin detected

what?
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>>692493195
tell her to watch some and get even
then watch some together
she'll realize it's no big deal
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Tell her that you know she likes to jerk off too, c'mon, everyone does it, if she doesn't admit it, leave her.
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>>692493195
Yo is this kamal
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>>692493195
You are so fucking stupid.
>make her watch porn with you or dump that retard
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>>692493982
what the fuck is your logic
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How old are you lol? Me and my gf watch porn together and solo and we see nothing wrong with it.
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>>692493195
Holy shit dump her. My wife not only doesn't care I jack it to porn, she thinks it's hot. Then again she also wants to watch me fuck a chick. Point is dump her and find someone else. As you know porn is utterly meaningless. Now if you jacked it to nudes of your ex or any other "real" person I could see her being a bit upset.
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Why the fuck is she
>So scared right now
What the fuck...
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She's hiding in the closet crying because you were masturbating to pornography? Jesus Christ. I don't know how sustainable that relationship will be in the long run.
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Crying in the closet over you jerking off....

Found yourself a keeper there OP, seems like the kind of chick that would threaten to kill herself if you broke up with her......

So make sure you do it over text so there's evidence you didn't do shit.
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>>692493817
This.
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>>692494342
Fuck off virgin, get a clue.
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>>692493982
Not that anon, but are you fucking retarded? That statement was incredibly accurate. The purpose of relationships in teenage to early twenties years are for the soul purpose of going to shit. Any high-school relationship that lasts beyond that is forced. And even if it isn't one of couple are bound to hit that point approaching mid life where they feel they've missed out and need to experience more.
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>>692493919
I met my wife of 15 years when I was transitioning from middle school to high school (I was 12). All you have to do is not fall in love with the first person you meet and have no standards.
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>>692493195
Wow what is she like 13 years old?
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Think about it OP.
You could use this to gain a lot out of her. Tell her you have fetishes that she is not complying with, and then she'll be more likely to get fucked in the ass while tied to a tree with 7 different pairs of socks shoved down her throat
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>>692493195
What are you a teenager? Fuck off this isn't an advice board you idiot
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>I'm hiding in the closet crying
This bitch is asking for attention fuck that selfish hoe
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Aha that ss, that bitch is crazy but sooo funny.
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Is she fucking 12. grow up bitch
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>>692493954
It's odd you would delete that.
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Like a screaming 5 year old dude, she is acting that way because you respond to it.


Don't respond to it.

She does not like it, she knows where the door is.


I promise she will shut the fuck up about it.
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Tell your dumb bitch of a girlfriend that every man jerks off regardless of relationship status. What kind of person do you want to be with, someone clearly trying to manipulate you into to behaving exactly as she pleases because of some fucked up irrational view of the world? Fuck that either tell her to wake up or get away. It wont be just this one thing she acts like this over either. Trust me.
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>>692494600
Old guy here.

We used to never EVER tell women stuff like that.
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>>692494766
What was deleted
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cant believe no one asked this yet but...

what exactly were you jerking off to?

>my point is i can see someone getting upset if they catch you jerking it to dead bodies or incest
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>>692493195
is she a retard? are you dating a retard, OP? are you a retard?
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>>692493817
This
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>>692493195

Dump her then go watch Don Jon
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>>692494371
You have a toxic relationship
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>>692494371
so have you fucked another chick?
>wife with major emotional issues dude. what it sounds like anyways
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>>692493817
that
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>>692493989
That's the point dumbass
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>>692493195
Is she 15?
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>>692494378
Have you never dated in high school?
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>>692493817
This
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>>692493954
>I wish my gf gave a shit
>she couldn't be bothered
>then again, I dont date dumb whores
>>692494889
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>>692493817
>>692494471
>>692494936
>>692495010
>>692495037
these
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>>692493195
I cum at least 5 times a day, to dozens of fetishes, many not possible irl. My gf knows its not possible for her to keep up with this, and she knows it is meaningless. Unless you are ugly af find a gf who isn't insecure.
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>>692494630
this guy is an Albert Einstein clone, I swear
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Tell her you'd only jerk off to her pics if she lets you take a load. Worked well for me lol
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>>692493919
I married my high school sweetheart 16 years ago.
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>>692494722
What?
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>>692494371
What about camwhores?
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>>692493195
Dump her ass?

She's irrational, she needs to hit bottom. And when she hits you should be there with a Camera to do some Porn with her. I'm requesting Anal
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OP YOU THERE?

respond this for a quick fix
>>692493817
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>>692494865
>This
Don't respond to her cause all she is doing is waiting for you to rush over and give her what she wants. Fuck that noise son.
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>>692493195
Dump her. She'll never get over it.
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>>692494164
Actually this. This is like christian school girl kinda freak out. What the fuck.
That's like a bitch crying and locking herself in the bathroom because she just found out that you don't sit when you piss
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>>692493195
Tell her to bend over more and you'll stop whacking it.
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>>692495190
how did you convince her parents to let her get married in high school
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>>692494903
This.
Was about to ask as well
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>>692495190
>I am unaware of the concept of the exception to the rule
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>>692493817
them
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>>692495190
Faggots like these act like this is the norm rather than the exception to the rule.

I'm glad you've only fucked one person your entire life but seriously, almost all high school relationships end messily. Stop using this as some kind of catch all.
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>>692494976
Nope, I'm beta as fuck.
She just likes rl porn. She is bi, if that matters. She wants to fuck her with me too.
>>692494957
Why?
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>>692493195
Why didn't you tell her from the get-go that you occasionally jack it to porn?
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>>692495383
he's probably an oldhead. they used to do that shit a lot back in the day. And the relationships used to work too.
>our generation is fucked
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>>692493195
raising a child is pretty tedious isnt it OP
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>in a closet crying
>should try to hang in there
>try to hang in there
>gets in batman costume
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>>692495620
Kek
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>>692495458
It's toxic. You think she wants you to fuck other bitches and she's not going to get herself some outside action? She's going to get a black guy to give her a screaming organ while you watch. Scoff if you want. It's your future.
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>>692495522
It's kinda just assumed. I've never told a girl that I Jerk it. But every girl knows every guy Jerk off
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>>692493195
Here is what you need to do. Send her the following: Send me some nudes and videos of you right now. I will use those and that way it is not cheating. Obviously post results.
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>>692495251
I don't know. Its more "real" but unless they live close by or something it shouldn't be a big deal. I'd just stay away for the most part imo, they aren't that good anyway.
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How the fuck did she find out?
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>>692493195
make your own pornos with her, problem solved
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>>692495737
This anon has no idea what the phrase "toxic relationship" actually means.
>not even that guy

His wifes a cuck, big fucking deal.
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>>692495845
Question is are you gonna dump the bitch?
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>>692495737
Sounds like that shit happened to you anon
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>>692494903
>dead bodies and incest
>mad
fuck out of here normies
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>>692495984
I'm not op. But if I was him I'd tell her to hang herself while she's in the closet.
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Tell her to join you when you do it. She might like it. If she says no time to find a new chick.
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>>692493817
/thread
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>>692495845
Just a miscommunication. If anything, this is a learning process. Id just dump her, unless you really love her.
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>>692493817
>you can get with this
>or you can get with that
>you can get with
>this
>or you can get with that
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>>692496057
90% of the traffic on here nowadays is normie traffic. Get used to it!
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>>692495737
>what is cuckquen
Or however the fuck you spell it. It's a thing. Also, voyeurism is a thing too. Some people just like to watch. I fucked one of my friends wives while he watched, then they fucked afterwards and I hung around and watched them. It was pretty hot.
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>>692495890
I caught my boyfriend jacking it to camwhores once. I had a melt down too, but the context mattered the most. We were in a LTR before we moved in together, so for a while all we had was camming. Watching someone else cam felt like cheating to me, but my mom told me I was being ridiculous for getting upset about it.

I can honestly say 100% if I caught him jerking to ANY other kind of porn I wouldn't give a shit. (I also watch porn big fucking deal). But it was the context that mattered more than the act itself.

So tl;dr OP WHAT WERE YOU JERKING IT TO?
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get yo ass outta there and bring your belongings with you.
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>>692493195
Tell her what you do with your body in privacy alone is none of her concern.
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Your girlfriend kinda sounds like a jerk who needs constant attention or else she will explode.
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Tell her to calm down, you'll just fuck her ass when she is on her period!
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>my girlfriend is crying because I watch porn

Is she 7 years old OP?

Your significant other shouldn't fucking care if you watch porn. My girlfriend and I watch porn together. And I catch her watching porn all the time. Who gives a shit.
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>>692496362
Are you guys still friends or is it weird now? Feel like that would make shit pretty weird..
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>>692495737
Lol, I doubt it. We've been together for almost two for well over a decade. She wants to fuck a chick, but doesn't have a cock. So she wants the next best thing. She's not a cuckqueen. Also she hates black guys.
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>>692496620
We've been together for well over a decade.*
Fixed.
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>>692496620
>she wants to fuck a chick

I got some bad news for you, anon..
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>>692496423
What porn are you watching?

[spoiler] home made stuff all day every day for me[/spoiler]
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>>692496423
While I don't blame you for getting upset, it is really fucking weird that you would tell your mom about it.
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>>692493195
A girl that was going to marry left me because I used to surf 4chin and watch that ass thread.
Told my parents about it had to explain my mom 4chin so they didn`t think I was a pervert after I told her about /b/ and showed her some gore and suicide threads, guys that were going to shoot up places, she probably would had felt better if I told her I watched porn.
Anyway the girl left wanted to come back but I imagined someone had fucked her then wanted to come back told her that if she left from that door she will never be able to come back, I stood by my word.
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>>692495255
Dubs hath spoken
Rn Jesus knows all
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>>692493195
Dude, this bitch didn;t think you didn;t jerk off to porn, this is a power play. women aren;t stupid, just manipulative.

dump this bitch. literally every worthwhile GF I've every had has been 100% OK with porn. fuck, most of the good ones even watched it with me. it's hot as shit to watch porn together and try to imitate.

this bitch thinks you're a "diamond in the rough," and will literally turn you into a cuck.

GTFO of that relationship, /b/ro
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>>692496423
Hm? Your mom sounds like your father used to fuck around on her a lot. Also tits or GTFO
>it's 4chan procedure, dear
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Something similar happened to me, my gf caught me with gay furry porn though, and it was only slightly worse than this, she is an attention whore bro, aint worth the hassle
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>>692496868
I already said she was bi. I should mention that it took about 10 years for her to be able to want this without feeling insecure about me fucking someone else.
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OP, tell us what kind of porn you were watching.
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>>692493195
My question is, OP, how did she find out that you jerk off to porn?
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>>692496868
What bad news? If you're not speaking from experience, then stfu beta virgin.
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>>692497057
Bitches are fucking weird man. Once me and a few friends passed thus chick around at little party. Me and my buddy were talking about it via text. My girlfriend at the time found the texts and freaked out, and told my fucking mom about it.
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>>692497265
OP here, I was fapping to a video of my ex-girlfriend sucking on my dick.
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>>692497142
>women aren't stupid,
lolwut? Most people in general are idiots.
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>>692497265
>>692497333
These are important hard hitting questions we need answers to immediately OP.
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>>692497057
Well my meltdowns are a little different than most peoples.

>>692496959
>incest

Dont fucking judge me, fuck you. I do what I want.
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>>692497453
Are you fucking kidding me.
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>>692497478
Well there ya go OP. It's not the porn itself it's the fact that it's your ex. You're a dumb ass.
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>>692497417
...I don't understand people at all.
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>>692497453
Nigga you what
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>>692495703
underrated post
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>>692497453
savage
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>>692497453
If this really is the OP then you should know you are a moron.
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>>692497514
Sounds hot. What kind? Sibling? Mom son? Dad daughter? Anime?
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>>692497453
If this is actually OP, I hate you, and you are severe autismo.
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>>692497453
real OP here
it was lesbian porn nothing unusual.
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>>692493195
the reason shes so over dramatic about it is because she wants to be on a pedestal,
watching porn it now in direct competition to her sexual attractiveness in her mind.
even tho you've probably been watching porn since you first found that magical goldmine of internet glory
compare it with her flirting with other guys or something.
dont be a cuck
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>>692497453
OP, you are such a fucking dumbass for wondering why your girlfriend was freaking out over your home-made porn.
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>>692497453
/thread.
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>>692497775
My god I am an idiot.
>>692497587
Meant for
>>692497453
I assume
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>>692497787
No real op here i was watching gay porn
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>>692497775
Yeah I'm on my phone. Meant it for the ex gf be video post, if OP made that post.
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>>692493195
Hide your porn better.
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>>692493982
highschooler who is currently in a relationship with the "girl of his dreams" detected. Live it up while it lasts, kiddo. You're going to hate your life in a few years.
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After breaking up with her (she's obviously a head-case), tell her to fucking grow up.
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Turn it around and make it so she becomes your sex slave every time you need to jerk off. But still jerk off. It is not something that you can give up. It will just make her happy. Or dump her. You win either way
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I think the real OP is gone.
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>>692496313
fuck me as I was reading this I heard that song in my head


well done
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>>692497514
So different they involve your parents?
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>>692497453
Yeah, sure. If this is true, you're not legally dating that bitch
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>>692497787
Then you should dump her. She is too insecure and it would be a lot of work trying to fix her.
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>>692497453
In her mind you still want your ex. Which you probably do.
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>>692495415
If there's an exception to the rule then there is no rule you stupid fuck
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Where is the real OP?
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>>692498045
>implying that after one breakup the world ends
How's life?
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I need you to listen very closely anon. Leave her. Leave her right now and never look back. Dump her ass on the curb. I don't care if you live together. Take the L.

Heed my warning and take my advice, take it from someone who knows. Take it from someone who didn't leave. You will regret it, you don't need a girl like that in your life.

Fuck my life.
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oh god, abort that bitch right fucking now. She's either 13, a huge cunt, or both.

Please give me her number so I can tell her what a stupid fucking cunt she is myself
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OP what kind of body does she have?
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>>692497190
What father?

>ahh suddenly it all makes sense to you
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>>692497417
u're a piece of shit
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>>692498501
mgtow
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>>692498125
Yeah. My emergency contact aka my mother.
>stress related medical condition
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>>692497453
you're a fucking moron
>facepalm.gif
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>>692498582
Probably, but that's not the point.
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>>692493195
You've shown us that you're most likely a 15 year old boy, dealing with your 15 year old girlfriend.

No thanks.
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>>692498676
>stress related medical condition
>AKA Attention Whoring
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i watch gay porn so you dont have to worry
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Once my ex told my mother i was sexually harassing her because i told her to suck my dick after she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up and after she threw a fucking flare at my front door.
Listen bruh, Don't fuck with crazy, just leave.
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Show her this... study was scrapped because they couldn't find a man who didn't view porn http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261377/Porn-study-scrapped-researchers-failed-ANY-20-males-hadn-t-watched-it.html
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>>692498676
Think I could swing a 3 way with you and your mother?
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>>692493195
Tell her to suck you off more and you'll stop.
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>>692498928
Nailed it, thats exactly right.
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>>692498454
Im not the guy thats going to cry himself to sleep after anon and the love of his life break up after highschool. I knew my highschool GF wouldn't be a permanent thing so lifes pretty great bud.
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>is this what I should expect when I'm on my period?
Nah bitch you have a mouth and ass don't you?
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>>692499022
>i smiled
>r8 it 7/10 good banter m8
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>>692498676
Ah well. Let's hear about the incest then. You sound like a special case so you must have some fun fetish.
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>>692493195
Does she know you only jerk off to gay porn though?
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>I've told her over and over again that I love her and don't want to leave her but she just won't quit
That would be because she realizes that as long as she can continue to chimp out over nothing she can continue to milk you for comfort and emotional support.
As an aside, this is drying her pussy up. You jack off to porn and that's all there is to it, if she doesn't like it then how she deals with it is her problem. When she realizes that, she'll understand she either settles the fuck down or loses you.
As a second aside, stop jacking off to porn it's ruining your brain.
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>>692498454
Have you ever gone through puberty? EVERYTHING that happens is the end of the world.
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>>692496313
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>>692493195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc
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>>692499274
There was none. I have no idea where that fetish comes from, I wish others who are ALSO into it could explain it to me.

As it stands right now, I creep myself out.
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>>692493195
just tell her to shut up, because she's retartded and it was not a problem with your ex gfs.
it always work with females, add that she is crazy like her mother just to be sure.
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just start jacking off to things like this.
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>>692493195
how long have u been dating?
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>>692499941
"today is our 5 month anniversary"
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>>692499154
If you knew it wasn't permanent, why go for it? Different anon here btw. I had a few like that in HS, but sex lost its novelty pretty quick and wasn't worth dealing with another human being I didn't really love just to get something porn provides. After the 2nd chick I only dated people who I thought had a good chance of being a long-term partner (and I got very lucky 'cause the next one was)
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>>692500068
>this is now a cringe thread
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>>692493195
Women have very different emotions from men regarding sex. For women it's am emotional exchange, for men it's a physical one. She feels upset because in her mind, you have sex for the same reasons she does; thereby jacking off = cheating.

The best thing you both could do is take some time and learn how men and women approach sex differently and what they get out of it physically and emotionally.
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>>692499551
What kind of incest is it? My gf find brother/sister stuff hot, I don't care myself, but the thought of fucking my mother or father disgusts me. The taboo is a big part of it sometimes.
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>>692500080
Are your parents still together?
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>>692500352
Nope. They broke up when I was very young.
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>>692493195
Women are illogical, just tell her to get the fuck over whatever stupid preconceived notions she has or ditch her dumb ass
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>>692500068
what state do u live in
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Op is long fucking gone m8
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>>692500263
That's what I keep telling myself, "its just the taboo of it". But I mean, it's not like there aren't OTHER types of porn that are also taboo know what I mean? There are other scandalous ones so why did I just stumble ass backwards into this one?

>its all of it usually
>except brother/sister
>not my favorite but in a pinch whatever

Here, it doesn't seem too abnormal. But this is a very abnormal place.
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PORN IS A JEWISH MARXIST SUBVERSION TOOL
STOP WATCHING PORN, USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO JACK OFF
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>>692497453
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>>692500777
these goddamn trips too.
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>>692498332
Are you really this fucking retarded?
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>>692500485
That's so bizarre, I always assumed that the people who had high school sweethearts were raised in solid households with both parents showing them how to have successful long term relationships. Guess you learn something new everyday.
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>>692493195
watch porn with her? to show her it's harmless
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This is a soon to be exgf
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>>692500993
Yeah no. My father was an abusive cock. I was just an introvert with enough friends that I was happy, so if I was going to bring another person in my life it had to be for something more than just another friend/sex, as I was busy enough with my life at the time.
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>>692493195
lol just cheat on her and then she will know what the difference is between porn and cheating... dumb bitch
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me and my bf send each other porn sometimes. it's quite fun
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>>692493195
what state do u live in
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>>692497453
How did she figure out you were fapping to your ex ifshe isn't at your place right now?
If you told her, you're a dumbass, but play it cool
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>>692501446
is your boyfriend's cock bigger than yours?
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>>692493195

wow, your girlfriend is quite a fucking newfag to the real world. one day she'll accept everybody masturbates, including herself and her parents. this happens no matter how happy people are and no matter how much they have sex. your girlfriend could have threesomes with you and a new girl every day, and you would STILL find time to jerk off. it's reality. she needs to get with the fucking program.
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>>692500777
Back in the day I jacked it to beast. Something about the taboo of it.
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>>692501446
My fiance and I do that as well.
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>>692493195
Send her pic related.

Or even better get, get rid of her and find a decent bean to share your life with?
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>>692501579
it is but he's the top so that's ok.
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Have her send you nudes to jerk off to.

Then it wont be strange unattainable porn stars and she should be fine with it.

If not. Tell her you need a bj every other day or the build up is too painful
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>>692500977
He's been with one person his entire life. Clearly he isn't too bright
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>>692501446

nobody cares what faggot couples do.
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>>692493195
That bitch is crazy
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>>692501642
And you weren't ACTUALLY fucked by a horse once, right? So its just a harmless fantasy...right?...

>this is where the worry starts
>when i start overthinking this shit
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>>692501731
rolling for this
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>>692493195
Tell her to send you nudes and vids of her fingering her cunt so you don't "need" porn anymore and you can just use her.
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>>692493195
Dude, find a new girl, that one's broken
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>>692501735
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>>692501446
>>692501658
I really hate homosexuals , their degeneracy knows no bounds
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>>692493195
Tell her that every dude she has ever been with does it. That every time she shakes a dudes hand she is touching a graveyard of dead sperm.
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>>692501990
Nah, I could never follow through with something like that
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Dude my girlfriend had the same freak out once upon a time, walked in on me wanking to some chick, freaked out and started crying.... it's an emotional thing dude. Women don't understand that looking at porn means nothing to us. I wanked yesterday, if you lined up 6 chicks with similar body types and asked me to pick which one I pulled it to, I wouldn't be able to because I don't remember what her face looked like. Because I didn't give a shit about it.

Now that she's gotten over it, she likes when she walks in on me wanking it and wants to finish me off, which I let her do gladly.

Tell her to ask any of her guy friends and they'll explain how normal it is.
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>>692501735
what?! how the fuck does that work?
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>>692494101
Your point is invalid because you used fam you fucking little bitch.
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>>692502280
chill, bruh, yer a faggot too.
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>>692493195
The only men who don't jerk it to porn are the ones already fucking around enough that they don't need to. I'm jerking it to porn instead of going out and fucking around because I respect you and our relationship.

Tell her the following true story. I've jerked it basically every day of my life since puberty, except the days where I've already been laid.

So unless she's ready to get down to business on command, get real or gtfo.
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>>692502548
Idk man. I can bang my gf literally any time I want and I sometimes prefer a good old relaxing fap alone in my room.
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>>692502548
>not jerking off after you fuck
What is wrong with you?
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>>692500777
Full house, nice. Anyway yeah that's pretty weird. At least you're on /b/.
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>>692502548
and if you saved it everyday, Think about how many buckets of cum we'd have somewhere in a refrigerator
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>>692502484
No, I don't have sex at all, it's super gross . White women are sleeping with niggers dude, I ain't playing the STD lotto
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>>692501122
>"Outstanding stuff, Melanie"
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>>692502842
I cum twice, one in the hole I am fucking and once on the face,tits or back. Bitches love getting cummed on
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>>692502919
yer such a virgin, beta, neckbeard, bullshitting, nigger..
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>>692502280
Im a female faggot
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>>692502849
Yeah this ONE place where it's MILDLY acceptable.
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>>692503119
I've actually been married, I don't know how I avoided the nasty STD you have
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>>692503218
Tits or GTFO
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>>692502919
>i aint playing the std lotto
>i cant afford the ticket
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OP, it starts with porn. Next is anything else she disapproves of. Friends, family, hobbies, anything. Get out now while you still have your balls and dignity.
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>>692503246
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>>692503218
>>692503330
quite.
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>>692493195
Lol I watched dudes spen years chasing these prude chicks that don't fuck or don't want you to jack off and refuse to give head all bc the chick is super hot or super popular... I'll take a freak 7/10 any day of the week rather than a chick that wants 100% of your attention even when she isn't there... Realize women are toys and then you can move on from being a bitch
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>>692503507
jesus christ like women hate all that shit out of spite
>your friends
are all probably assholes who cant function in the real world
>your family
probably doesn't like her by default, especially if you tell them about some of the fights you guys have. in my experience "family" means "brother", which usually just means the previous point.
>hobbies
are usually gaming while ignoring her. if she doesnt share that interest, it's even worse.
>anything
becomes everything when you start resenting her this badly.

tl;dr your personal experience was probably just trying to improve your quality of life and you hated her for it
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>>692494178
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
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>>692503977
Also dubs makes this true
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>>692503977
We've established that she was upset because OP was jacking it to his ex girlfriend.
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>>692497119
What the fuck language is this? Are you from Retardistan?
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>>692503508
That rope wouldn't hold anything much bigger then an infant ,so why would I consider a decorative noose?
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>>692504358
Damn, I thought I read enough to get what was going on... That is a def violation of trust... If she got pissed about jerkin it to bangbus or something then dump her but you done fucked up...
Thanks for setting me straight...
Also be more careful OP, why be so careless??
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>>692504644
nah, man im j messin with u, imma go watch some anime too. don't worry, you're not alone in being alone.
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>>692504028
>>>692503507
>jesus christ like women hate all that shit out of spite
no, just because they are irrational emotional bitches.

>>your friends
>are all probably assholes who cant function in the real world
doesn't matter. had his friends before he met the cunt. not up to the cunt to decide anything about his friends unless he specifically asks for her opinion on the matter.

>>your family
>probably doesn't like her by default, especially if you tell them about some of the fights you guys have. in my experience "family" means "brother", which usually just means the previous point.
if his family doesn't like you, then you're definitely a cunt. trust your family. they have the experience and know how shit plays out.

>>hobbies
>are usually gaming while ignoring her. if she doesnt share that interest, it's even worse.
again, not his problem if you don't share his interests. he doesn't have to change what he likes, and it shouldn't be up to him to entertain you. if you're being ignored, then use your own fucking head to come up with something to do that YOU enjoy.
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an ultimatum will sober her up
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>>692504706
Yeh thats what we all said. He really fucked up.
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>>692504940
>unless he specifically asks her to have an opinion
>trust his family who doesnt spend as much time with her as you do and probably only sees her on the holidays
>not his problem that hes fucking someone who has nothing in common with him
>it shouldn't be up to him to pay attention to his girlfriend
>if you're being ignored get the fuck over it

In other words you just want a plastic fuck doll. They make those, y'know. Save yourself the hassle of finding a woman who wants to be told what to think, when to speak, how to feel about people shitting all over her, and what to do in her spare time.

>tfw he describes a sex slave
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>>692504358
>>692504706
No we didn't.
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>>692505514
This is presumably OP, sticking to his guns about lesbian porn and dating immature children.
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>>692505388
>>unless he specifically asks her to have an opinion
>>trust his family who doesnt spend as much time with her as you do and probably only sees her on the holidays
>>not his problem that hes fucking someone who has nothing in common with him
>>it shouldn't be up to him to pay attention to his girlfriend
>>if you're being ignored get the fuck over it

you're showing why you're a bitchy cunt that his parents don't like. you're can have opinions. I said he doesn't need your unwarranted shit-session about his friends. unlike girls who migrate from friend group to friend group (depending on their boyfriend at the time), guy's build lifelong bonds with their friends and forgive each other for things instead of holding eternal grudges.

if his family only sees you on holidays and they can still tell you're not right for him, then you must have some pretty glaring faults.

>not his problem that hes fucking someone who has nothing in common with him
exactly. that's both of your fault. if you can't find some way to entertain yourself when he wants to play games, then THAT is your problem. engage in some of your own hobbies.

>it shouldn't be up to him to pay attention to his girlfriend
not all the time, no. people are entitled to me-time, and some need or want more than others. if you don't like how much me-time he wants, then dump him and find a guy you're actually compatible with.

>if you're being ignored get the fuck over it
this is a matter of perspective. he pays attention to you. he does things with you. just not all the time. just because it's not all the time or WHEN YOU DICTATE doesn't mean you're being ignored. it means you're needy and clingy.

no need for a plastic doll when there are well adjusted girls out there who get all this.
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>>692493195
Why are you dating someone with such little self esteem and psycho? All you could get?
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>>692493195
My girl watches me jack off to porn. Sometimes she joins in. Pro-tip: get a girlfriend that doesnt think she is the center of the universe and you should revolve around her
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Kek
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>>692506833
>if his family only sees you on holidays
People shit themselves at Christmas parties anon. People make all kinds of mistakes at holiday events, and just because someone shat themselves doesn't mean thats who they are as a person. If you forgive your shit friends for fucking up, forgive your girlfriend.

>both of your fault
If you spend 100% of your time on a video game as YOU ALL DO, there IS no time for her and you just get pissed and snap at her when she tries to pull you away to go do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

>it means youre needy and clingy
It means you're annoyed that she asked you to get up and take out the trash, anon. I used to do that too, when I was in elementary school.
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>>692507421
>If you spend 100% of your time on a video game as YOU ALL DO, there IS no time for her and you just get pissed and snap at her when she tries to pull you away to go do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

then why are you trying to date this person? he's not going to change for you. say bye.
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>>692506833
Yer taking the bait way too hard.
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>>692507421
>cont

Today you learned that if a girl does ANY of those things you describe, shes telling you to "grow the fuck up". What you do with that message is up to you, accept it, reject it, stay with her, leave her, whatever you choose to do.

But you still had someone tell you to "grow up".
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>>692496313
Oh, goddammit, anon. Fuck you, that was funny.
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>>692493817
those
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>>692493919
Fucked my buddy's mom back in junior high, 18 years later and we're still together
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>>692507821

it's okay. I'm killing time at work, and it's not like anything I'm saying is wrong.
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You need for her to understand you way of seeing it. To get to that point, you'll have to compromise and try and look at it from her point of view. She's feeling hurt and betrayed whether you think it's logical or not, so put yourself in her shoes and try and understand why. When you both understand each other's situations better, you'll come to some sort of conclusion that won't result in either of you being pissed off.
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>>692498522
3rd party comment, but you're using greentext a little bit wrong. just a bit though...
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>>692493195
Be glad you found out she's insane before commitment. gfs/bf/tfs are disposable.>>692493982
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>>692493982
>Virgin detected

Oldfag here, and he's right. High school is just young primates playing. Don't expect anything to last beyond that and if it does, it may be based on ignorance youthy stupidity.

Eject, replace cunt, repeat.

Get married at a reasonable age, say 65 or 70. That way you'll die soon anyway.
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>>692494587
Congrats but you are a statistical outlier.
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>>692495552
>And the relationships used to work too.

A lot of them didn't work but the victims stuck together for the offspring, then separated or divorced after the fledgling left the nest.
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>>692493195
Seriously, fuck her.
She can't be that stupid to think guys don't fap, even when in a relationship. And she certainly can't be so stupid to think that fapping has anything to do with you not loving her.
She's looking for a reason to argue and fight.
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>>692498332
The original concept was that 'the exception proveth the rule" because not all rules are absolute, but many are so close that the exception may as well be a unicorn.
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>>692496313
Lol I almost posted the same thing.
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>>692498582
>u're a piece of shit
Chicks like to be passed around just like a guy would like to fuck many bitches.

We are primates. That's why we have so much in common with chimps. When we see a well endowed chimp we say "nice balls, chimpo!" because we wish our fellow monkey well.
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>>692509458
It is nice. I expected not to find anyone 'till I was 40, since I never wanted to actively date and have high standards.
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>>692509216
You have had a sad life.
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