Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Hand cu nt
I'm disappointed GTA doesn't have a hood decal for the firebird
>>692482699
Correct, getting a bit tired but I need to take care of a few things still.
Some of those people that always go full anon considering that you said "Still, happy to see you here."
Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time, that being said you can always hit me up in steam or something.
>>692483128
A NEW THREAD, A NEW FIGHT AGAINST HERESY.
>>692483318
Cunt
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
>konata/chino roll
![Kirino [476].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [476].png")
>>692482699
Oh wow. I did not expect this at all. That's pretty sweet. As expected from Sugar.
>>Shouldn't you be sleeping, though?
I mean, I should, 2:40am, but I can't really, I could if I wanted to, but I don't want to waste these days I've got off, if you know what I mean? How has your day been going?
>>692482727
That is very honorable of you
>>692483340
SO LONG AS THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR STILL DRAW BREATH THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9f2SubX51Q
>>692483423
Such a powerful word.
>>692483340
Indeed, Brother !
>>692483486
IT IS STANDARD ISSUE, THOUGH ONLY THROUGH GREAT FEATS WHICH HAVE WON ME MUCH GLORY AND HONOR WAS I REWARDED THE RIGHT TO WEAR THIS ARMOR. SO THANK YOU. I LIKE YOUR HAT.
>>692483605
>>692483629
It's super effective!
>>692483128
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
com visit b porngen
>>692483688
A FELLOW BATTLE BROTHER EMERGES FOR THE FIGHT! YOU ARE WELCOME, SON OF GUILLIMAN!
>>692483856
>>692483838
But some people still haven't learned to use it properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
>>692483444
gonna shower
nice trips
>>692483629
Big cunt
>>692483798
AND YET ANOTHER! JOYOUS DAY!
>>692484029
underrage
>>692483987
>>692483960
>Chino claimed
>>692483444
>nice roll
>what happens now
>>692484013
A massive cunt.
>>692483318
Oh, I see.
If you're planning on sleeping anytime soon, I wish you a restful night.
>Kind of implied that you wouldn't have seen me in a long time
I always miss you whenever you enter the threads, but I get what you mean.
>>692483486
Hey, it's not like it's the first time I've done this.
Still, you don't deserve any less than that.
>I don't want to waste these days I've got off
I'll most likely do the same, so I get you, don't worry.
Day has been alright, slow morning but I'm almost done with this.
See you soon, Sunshine. I've got to leave now.
>>692483294
I want to fug Karen
>roll for lewds
>>692483843
I ain't clickin that shit
>>692484195
>>692484195
WE PURGE ALL HERESY. IT IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
>>692484029
Lazy day and a pissy mood for me, gotta get up to eat in about 5 minutes.
Done with that test?
mine
>>692484393
SOME ADVICE.
>>692484362
>>692484318
no u
>>692484340
good idea
>>692484116
Anon
>>692484391
Why are you pissy?
I was doing the practice and I failed miserably
Claiming Rikka Takanashi.
>>692484546
THE WORD OF THE EMPEROR IS ALWAYS GOOD ADVICE.
I peed in a bottle couple times and I'm a girl
>>692484289
I think I'll just disappear to take care of the aforementioned things and play something afterwards.
Have a good one Ruri.
>>692484393
>>692483980
'Sick cunt' might be one of my biggest compliments to anyone that plays a team game with me.
>>692484651
of course
>>692484625
Cute!!!
>>692484651
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Always claimed
>>692484195
what doesn't happen now? :^)
>>692483987
ty :o
roll
>>692484687
EVEN IN THE GRIMDARKNESS OF THE FUTURE, THE RULES STILL APPLY. TITS OR GTFO.
>>692484931
forgot pic :O
![Kirino [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [34].jpg")
>>692483724
Wow. Very impressive I must say. Are you able to retell any of those great feats?
>>692484289
Heh.. true.
I think I'll sleep now, so I'll see you in the morning. Have a great rest of the day, cutie.
>>692484885
Her friend is mine
CLAIM AND LEAVE
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Yeah It's the same guy.
>>692485075
Claimed
I claim her!
>>692485406
>>692485235
good waifu you have.
>>692485268
Hey Mami.
>>692485635
gonna eat ^-^
>>692485075
adorable pic
QOTT: do you heat up leftover pizza?
roll
Fun fact shino is in Plainfield Wisconsin using the bathroom. This is the home of the serial killer ed gain inspiration for buffalo bill in silence of the lambs
Ehhh i'm still dead
>>692485752
What's wrong with cold pizza?
Heating it up is gonna make it all soggy
>>692485829
RIP
>>692484931
Heh
>>692485078
ENCLOSED IS A PICTCAST REGARDING YOUR QUERY.
>>692485692
This gif is so bad it doesn't even compete with tumblr gifs.
>>692485692
nice thumbnail
>>692485533
>>692485752
>>692485881
I eat it cold but knowing I'm not the only one who does that makes me glad.
>>692485980
>>692485974
ITS A TRASH IMAGE FOR A TRASH WAIFU
>>692486119
>>692486135
having fun purging?
>>692486118
Pizza, durums, mashed potatoes, fish, apple juice and macaroni are probably the only foods that are great both hot and cold
>>692486135
I FEARED THE WORST, BATTLE BROTHER. IT RELIEVES ME TO SEE YOU FIGHT ON. DO YOU REQUIRE AN APOTHECARY?
>>692486350
BEING LEWD ARE YOU?
>>692486450
IM FINE BROTHER
FIGHT ON
>>692486350
SERVING THE EMPEROR IS ITS OWN REWARD.
Shiro claimed.
>>692483856
Feet perfection
>>692486522
AS YOU SAY!
claimed
>>692486522
Getting flustered are we?
>>692486581
I find that hard to believe
>>692486431
I disagree with fish unless it's fishsteaks or a breaded fillet. I don't really have an explanation to why but fish is much better heated.
I haven't tried mashed potatoes but I actually got some on my fridge. Non-mashed potatoes are one of the few foods I never store.
>>692486686
shaved ice
>>692486118
>>692485881
I heat it up, but I also had cheesy bread so I prefer that warm ^-^
>>692486779
DISBELIEF IS HERESY. EXERCISE CAUTION.
>>692485752
a actual qott? :O
nope
roll
>>692485884
hehe
roll
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
I wonder where Emps is, haven't seen him in a while .
>>692486972
>>692484290
I'm done fasting for today.
That means I can jack off to Kurumi later.
Just wanted you to know.
:^)
>>692484587
I don't know dude, just one of those days, you know?
You wake up and you're feeling great. Then at one point of the day your remember everything shit about your life and it won't go away.
It's the test about the rules and signs, right? When do you get your license?
>>692486779
wew
These are some quality lewds Kurumi
I'll give you that
>>692486792
>fish
Sashimi man. Sushi and sashimi are best
Otherwise I just slow cook my fish. 45 minutes in the oven at 90 degrees will keep it tender as can be
Mashed potatoes are fine when they're cold. They're a bit stiff but that's fine, you can just take bites out of it
>Non-mashed potatoes
You mean potatoes?
>>692486818
If you can warm the pizza in the oven it should be fine but heating it in a microwave will make it all soggy. Also your tomato sauce will be boiling while the rest is only lukewarm
>>692486972
>>692487240
I'll allow you both to purge as much as you wish
>>692487202
HE RESTS UPON THE GOLDEN THRONE, IN CARE OF HIS CUSTODES WHILE MAINTAINING THE ASTRONOMICON AND FIGHTING THE ETERNAL WAR IN THE WARP AGAINST THE ENEMIES OF MAN.
>>692487416
You don't have any shame, that's no fun.
Kurumi's pantyhose is still the best though.
>>692487416
I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
>>692487597
roll for lewds
>>692487623
oh, it does
Claimed
>claiming yume
>>692487691
You're gonna need quints, septs or higher for that.
>>692487691
I AM CONCERNED YOU MAY BE A SLAANESHI DEVIANT. PLEASE SEE AN ECLESIARCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN SUMMARY EXECUTION.
>>692487993
I need to get a reaction picture good enough for when >>700000000 Karen lewds get happens.
>>692487993
I'll get them one day
>>692488136
You can execute me all you want
>>692488136
NO NEED TO SEE AN ECCLESIARCH, THIS IS DEFINITELY HERESY! NOW LET ME GET MY EXCRUCIATOR...
>>692486818
Cold doesn't usually feel right to me
>>692488201
And it better is the lewdest of all lewds
>>692488201
When that happens I need to just comission several artists to make the greatest Karen lewd in existence.
>>692488388
MAKE THEM REPENT, ASMODAI!
Whose waifu is best at cooking?
>>692488415
For now a regular lewd will suffice
check em
>>692488796
She's supposedly pretty good but fucking Ginbe always kicks her out of the kitchen
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>692487428
I know, but i still miss his visits.
>>692488796
Time magic is quite useful with cooking.
>>692488858
>>692488405
This is as lewd as I get. And only because Yume is here.
>>692489011
HE WILL RETURN TO US. AS WILL GUILLIMAN, VULKAN, RUSS, AND DORN. NOT SO SURE ABOUT FERRUS MANUS.
>>692489046
Yoshika can use magic just not manipulating time
>>692486818
Ku Klux Klan!
>>692488796
Mine can pour water in instant ramen.
>>692487202
He just disappeared suddenly without saying a word. I didn't get to know much of him even when I bothered to greet him daily.
>>692489147
Her hair is looks great in that outfit
Best type moon claimed
>>692488796
Mine
>>692488796
TRUE EMPEROR SERVANTS HAVE NO NEED FOR COOKING SKILLS! THEY ONLY NEED FAITH (AND HERETIC-ROASTING ABILITIES)!
>>692489236
WHEN HE HAS HEALED FROM HIS WOUNDS, BOTH PSYCHIC AND PHYSICAL, HE MAY EVEN PROVIDE NEW PRIMARCHS TO THE IMPERIUM.
>>692489519
Shiki is literally a life hacker.
>>692489382
I'm not judging, each to their own
>>692489547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fybn5yBtWkQ
>>692489413
I love her hair in a ponytail like that.
>>692489519
Oh look it's miss I can do everything and cosplay anything
Hi shiki
>>692489815
Ponytail always looks great
>Mio can relate
>>692489935
Do you like short hair too? I'm not a fan of it honestly.
>>692489935
Twin tails look great as well.
>>692489797
I SEE SPACE MARINES(TRAITORS OBVIOUSLY) AND GREEN SKINS WORKING TOGETHER. THIS NEEDS TO BURN!
>>692490105
I'm an odd case, I hate short hair in 3D and love short hair in 2D.
>>692490130
Twintails are nice, but I don't like braided ones.
I like the ones like Ayas.
>>692489815
She is the best after all.
>>692489683
Ha
>>692490235
I love it in both, though it's a bit harder to pull off in 3d.
>>692490274
I hate any sort of braided hair
>>692490105
I like it
>>692490105
I don't like it but I don't think its bad in general
>>692490130
Nah Twintails arn't that great but ok
>>692490274
> I don't like braided ones
>
>>692490404
I think it means a girl is more feminine if she has long hair. I find the longest hair the nicest.
>>692490384
Same honestly, not hate really. It can work in some cases but I just don't like it.
>>692490531
Yeah me neither.
Also sorry qt I don't like the braid
The rest of Yume is the best though.
>>692490531
Twin tails are as cute as a hairstyle can get.
>>692490274
Fair enough.
>4am
Oh fuck.
Alright I'll be off.
>>692490981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vEdd4Di0U
>>692491101
Nah they are ok
>>692491130
Goodnight.
Quick yuno claim
Work in one hour
>Can't wait to charge this old fart for wasting our time yesterday
emps claimed
>>692491101
Those are cute
My favourite hair is the completely let down one though, if long enough.
It would be something like
Let Down > Ponytail >Twintails/pigtails >>>>>>>>>>> Short hair
Some waifus like Makoto pull it off though.
>>692491130
Night Kiro
>>692491282
I can't open that video yumay, bad internets.
>>692491477
Yo dude, what happened?
>>692491606
Is this long enough for you then?
low effort trips
>>692491808
Yes, that's so pretty. I think it fits her in that outfit but in her normal one it wouldn't. She's supposed to be tough.
Her regular hair is just long enough for a woman but short enough to show she means business, I like it very much.
>>692491606
This old fuck called us to take a compressor from one house that's an hour away to his house
What he didn't tell us is he has yet to buy it from the guy selling it.. We fucking drove all the way there and we saw it was ancient AF so its not going to work so he changed his mind (WTF) so he asked us to check out "his ac" so we thought, alright fine but we'll charge him for wasting our time
Here we are driving what felt another 40 minutes thinking we're going to one of his houses.. it wasnt.. it was ANOTHER person selling a used compressor, it had no freon so it will cost as same as a new compressor WITH freon in it. He didnt wanted the used anymore either
>>692492410
What in the fuck? No really what in the actual fuck how could someone be so stupid?
And he was expecting you to pay for all of this? Did you at least grab money from him for the time waste?
>>692492171
Yes he generally brought his A-game when designing Shiki, there's some special things about that particular costume that I like how it has an obvious influence by another character in the Nasuverse who is very similar in character.
>>692491283
Kyoko get on telegram, your gf is calling.
>>692492866
Oh my.
>>692492866
O shit
>>692492643
He's looking to buy a used compressor so he would only pay us to install it. Hes trying to be a cheap fuck, that fucker has money, my father has done work for him before
Dont care if hes a purple heart veteren, we'd slap his ass for wasting a huge chunk of our time when we could have been taking care of other service calls, my uncle (head of our ac business) is going to charge his ass BIG time for yesterday
>>692493018
Yeah but even if he was getting a used compressor that doesn't give him the right to make you buy it, right? Seriously what a cocky fuck.
And if he knew your dad before that...
I hate people that think kindness is weakness.
Yo man let me know what happens seriously that fucker needs his justice especially if he wasted two hours of your life you could have used to fix other ACs.
>>692492794
Holy shit that's some good smug. What other character influenced the design?
>>692484080
>Space Wolves
Now THERE'S some damn Marines.
>>692493517
Tsuki no musume, she's the artifical "brain" for the moon in a short story called Moon's Coral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z_VmQdgo_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_PINUTR90
>>692493517
Oh no he's not making us buying the unit, he wanted to buy it himself so he can be cheap
The bill wont be so cheap when we're done
