Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692415771
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692428714
>>692428036
The buildup of things that I dont get to clean when its busy. The dirty ass fryer oil. The fridges. The walls, the floors. The dishes that still stack up.
Rory-sama claimed
>>692427152
I didn't say that at all.
Claiming best girlie!
>>692427889
Can't prove it!
>>692428036
I mean, as long as you're not making an ass out of yourself, being loud, or otherwise being a problem... ya, you could.
>>692428244
I completely agree, too fast is hectic, but too slow is boring. I like the speed of it right now to be honest.
>>692428246
Wanna give that a test ;^)
>>692428843
<3
>Kurisu
Why would you let a stranger cut off your penis?
I just don't get it :(
roll
>>692428246
>That's a lot of foreplay man.
kek. theres other things you have to take into account like, how you want your pokemon to fight. or what moves you want it to have. whatever but thats the preparation. then the actually breeding happens where all you do is ride your bike back and forth untill the daycare person gives you the egg and then you ride more back and forth until it hatches. then you check in a different city to see if its actually a good pokemon.
sometimes i fall alseep because its so boring. then the battery dies and i have to start over because i didnt save. it just kills me.
>>692428899
oh shit. i can understand those. how long more to endure?
>>692428920
hmm, there was someone who said it i remember. the rory said that it was about 3 people per 30 minutes.
>>692428941
is there not a sign that says no loitering?
Clammed
>>692429232
i love you
>>692428689
Ahhh... I don't mind Emi as much, she's cute and quite hyper, she has her charm. Though Hanako is still cute. Very cute.
Who'd you say is more rewarding? Not like I won't be experience all of them sooner or later, lol.
>>692428941
Page 5 is aight. Page 3 is pushing it and close to having randoms pop up. Not like I hate randoms, just the invasive ones.
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Best Vocaloid claimed.
>>692429232
i wouldnt...
>ika
Im getting tired
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692429406
sachi? :o
roll
>>692429459
circumcise :(
>>692425871
I'd like to take a moment just to point out that this was a really good QOTT.
Night.
>>692428941
Oh yes I can
https://youtu.be/1SazdLb4jTU
>>692429342
I was supposed to leave 40 minutes ago. Ill stay for another 20 and do what I can, just the last of the dishes I guess.
>>692429425
Of the three I've done, Lilly, Hanako, and Emi, Hanako's route was definitely the most rewarding, even if it isn't my favorite route. Emi was really inspiring to me, that's why I enjoyed her's a lot.
>>692429606
>image.jpg
I'm disappointed
>>692429676
>gate
now that's autistic.
>>692429656
Thank ya m8. Have a goodnight! <3
>>692429801
You're waifu a shit m8
>>692428922
What the fuck are those shins? Her lower legs look like a fucking yardstick
>inb4 mavis is garbage
>>692429606
oh that... i dont know.
>>692429603
Stay with us! youre going to be alright!
>>692429656
goodnight!
>>692429676
>40 minutes ago
damn. that sucks. dont tell me they told you to stay last minute. i hate that shit so much.
>>692429232
Uncut master race :^)
>>692429603
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692428492
Katawa huh? Great game, downloaded it right as I lost internet. Best/worst decision I ever had. Enjoy it man, the game is beautiful.
Life's been the same. Getting by trying to make ends met and what not. Things have been mundane really.
>>692428941
But we already tested my PC specs :^)
>>692429342
So the preparation is where most of the work is done, the actual configuration and what not. While the breeding is the grind of it. God that sounds boring as shit.
>the battery dies and i have to start over because i didn't save
RIP
I
P
>Best idol claimed
Aaaaand 8 hours later she back!
>>692429342
Not as far as I know.
>>692429425
>Middle of the day
>Page 1 all day long
>>692429676
Oh god, I need to get back to watching the series. That episode's gunna be great.
>>692429958
i'm on episode 3 now.
>>692429232
DER JUDEN ZIDS EGNEMEE
>>692429979
Ill stay on for a few more threads maybe
>>692430074
Not yet
>>692429964
Says the guy hiding behind anon status.
<3
>>692429801
>>692429967
kill yourself
>>692430091
Bby I'll test ur specs ;^)
>>692429757
I'm not liking Shizuna(?)... Shizune? As much, she seemed cool, but... She seems... Bitchy? Sorry. Rin is interesting, someone I could relate to.
>>692430091
Katawa is very enjoyable. Can't wait to go feels all the way.
Agreed... This summer is way more uneventful... I feel horrible for saying this but at least when I was in summer school, there was something to do.
>>692430298
eat shit virgin.
>>692430470
Don't have to, looks like your 3D trash already ate my shit for me.
>>692430451
Nothing too apologize for, Shizune is pretty bitchy. Rin seems a bit too philosophical for me.
>>692430521
>>692430091
not necissarily. theres a website that shows you all the information of a pokemon all on one page. it shows you moves, stats, who it can breed with, abilities, etc. catching the pokemon takes like five minutes really. its just that stupid monotonous shit that lasts for hours that gets me. and if im unlucky then it becomes frustrating.
>>692430096
hello there
>>692430100
well shit. if i ever go i should go in with you to your work and just sit there and do nothing.
>>692430231
yay!
>you could leave if you want to.
>>692429979
This is me doing my job properly.
>>692430149
Well, it gets better. Much more violence and a lot of military porn.
>>692430100
https://youtu.be/vzBAo72t938
>>692430869
Hey squid girl how are you doing tonight???
>>692430675
>tfw almost 30
not even a hand hold
>>692430595
Welp... At least the Intro to Philo class isn't going to be useless after all.
I still really like Lilly, Hanako, just a bit.
>>692429232
i don't know either :o
roll
>>692429785
get memed on :^)
>>692430869
I'll be on for a little bit more, I'm enjoying myself right now. If I disappear its because I fell asleep though
>>692430869
You'd have to somehow convince them that you've been there since the building closed. Or just DO NOT show up in front of any of the cameras.
>>692431002
I REEEEEALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS EPISODE!
>>692430675
21. I shall have those overgod powers!
>>692431057
thats why god made anime
>>692431002
damn. working past your shift? well, i mean, its more money for you right?
>>692431006
im doing good. just sitting at home doing nothing. glad that i no longer have to do something for my friend. what about you?
>>692431057
is this supposed to be kirby?
>>692431402
no problem. thats something even i can understand.
>>692431413
do they check the cameras every night?
oh shit i remember my dream!
>>692430431
I think they're a little too advanced for you~
>>692430096
Hey Rikka! What's good?
>>692430451
It's a roller coaster man.
Wew, things are pretty damn boring then huh? Nah I wouldn't want that, I'd rather take my lazy Overwatch days.
>>692430869
Oh well that's a relief. Yeah there had to be a database or something out there. That's just too much though but hey if you can suffer through that more power to ya.
>>692429656
Goodnight adorable.
Sleep warm and well. <3
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>692431843
Night Koko.
>>692431665
Thats good to hear! Why dont you have to do anything for your friend now??
>>692431778
Hey Maki! I got the high score on Guitar Hero at work today and put your name up there, now I have Rikka and Maki on the top 10
I'm off to woolies to get some ingredients, be back later.
>>692431778
Ugh... I guess I'm just poofed and annoyed at horrible WoW players... If not that, then probably just tired of my current situation... I need a getaway from NYC.
And well, I didn't say I would prefer it, I just meant that it's more eventful before.
>>692431465
>god
fuck you too then
>>692431665
yes
>>692431665
I have no clue to be honest. But there's only one in the lobby, and it faces the front doors. The lower level doesn't have any as far as I'm aware, so you can use the restroom. So just chill in the lobby at the desk, and I guess you'd be fine. If it's not the weekend though, you'll have to be somewhere else by the time the manager gets here.
>>692431843
Night Kyokokokoko.
>>692431778
Maki pls
>>692432116
Have fun doing those sik woolies!
>>692431162
just a prank
>>692432116
See you late my love
>>692431665
so i remember being at my cousins old house and i opened the fridge and i got me some water. i drank all of it until it ran out. after that i left and i went to a bar that was made of glass and having lights all round the room so everything was glowing, i remember being really thirsty so i ran up to the guys begging them for water they gave me a big mug full og water and having ice. i drank all the water and then i asked them for more. they got mad but they gave me one more refill. as i was drinking it. people started to fight in the back so the bartenders left. i gave myself a refill and then i left the bar. then i remember my dad came in his car and me saying we had to leave. before we left i asked my dad if he had a water bottle. he gave me a 1 liter bottle with water and i drank it all. then i woke up
>>692432415
new pasta
>>692431800
You should go to sleep.
>>692432909
You should fuck off Shiro
>>692431778
yeah its not too hard or anything, just annoying.
>>692431843
goodnight!
>>692432055
he decided he was going to do it himself. i told him itll take longer but he still wanted to do it anyways so why not let him do his thing himself right?
>>692432116
alright later!
>>692432220
oh
>>692432231
>only a camera in the lobby
>faces front doors
>manager only on weekdays
keep telling me about the security there. we might be able to do a good heist if you do.
most likely id do it on the weekend though. i'll just wait in the vault if anything.
>>692432771
so new its great. but its my dream.
>>692432415
I like water.
>>692433144
So rude!
>>692433144
Agreed, he should roll under a bus
Ara~ Ara~
>>692432909
I will soon.
Guts claimed
>>692433339
MUH DICK
>>692433231
i could not quench my thirst in the dream dude. i remember just feeling shitty. As soon as i woke up i went to drink water because i think my body was telling me to drink water.
>>692433185
>Heist
And what, steal the schools PB&Js? There's nothing here worth stealing really...
>>692433460
I drink about two gallons of water a day.
>>692432055
Ayyy you serious? That's awesome man, pretty damn cool of ya!. Appreciate that. Up to anything now?
>>692432168
Playing with shitty team-mates is never good. You can only carry the people around you so far. If it's the latter reasoning then have thought about visiting one of the other boroughs?
Understandable, gotcha.
>>692432231
It's just a prank bro.
>>692433185
Grinding or just doing mundane never appealed to me. Unless it's a game I enjoy, a lot.
Claimed
Watch out best waifu is coming through
>>692433743
Thanks for making a path for me
Papi CLAIMED
>>692428941
aww :3
>>692433578
well done sir.
Shit I fell asleep. Cant stop wont stop!
>>692433530
School!? What does that building contain!?
>>692433578
i do love me my water. but that was just weird. lately ive been more lazy so i dont drink as much water as i used to
>>692433739
i like grinding in fire emblem.but in pokemon it feels SO good to use a pokemon you spent hours on and it does its job, EXACTLY like you wanted it to.
>>692433743
post lewds then
>>692433578
nigger thats not healthy
>>692433185
Yeah makes sense, leaves you with no pressure to do anything and hang out here!
>>692433739
Haha yeah man! No problem soon all our names will be in there, About to jump in to the WoW other than that nothing much, how are you??
>>692433912
Aye papi
>>692433578
Too much water
Saber claimed
Fixed my module files edition
>>692433739
Duuude... Brooklyn is eh, Queens is k, I guess... Bronx is ok, Manhattan I've seen too much of, and Staten Island, I don't even consider that a borough lol.
I'm thinking if idk... Canada, New Jersey or Cali getaway. Something far and fresh.
c-can anyone rate m-my desktop wallpaper?
>>692434138
Kill yourself/10
>>692434138
Lack of cum/10
>>692434138
what the fuck
killyourself.jpg?
>>692434183
>>692433983
>>692434091
If you are talking about water poisoning, I take precautions. This would only happen if I drank two gallons+ in less than an hour.
>>692434138
>>692434242
S..so lewd megumin
>>692433739
Totally a prank ;^)
>>692433937
?
>>692433975
School, fire/police department offices, lawyers offices, deli, dry cleaners, 7-11, just the typical stuff.
>>692434138
Lewd/10
>>692434327
Not even me
CLAIMED
>>692433965
then continue sleeping. you shouldnt over extend your limits like that. its not good.
>>692434023
ehh, i had already procrastinated long enough. i never stressed out too much about it. and i have been here for hours too.
>>692434374
then ill just go to the deli. get me some food, or the 7-11. ill bring you a snack if you want it.
This is my background.
>megumeme
>>692434475
hello there
>ika
>>692434518
Shouldn't Ika die if she's on land without water?
>>692434598
nope
>>692434556
Still lewd
>>692434556
neat. btw, do you play skyrim?
i know NMM is also for fallout and stuff, but you might also have skyrim.
>>692434138
not even weeb/10
>>692434475
nazi discount azusa
>>692434556
i think that's even worse
bullshit, 2 gallons of water a day is NOT too much. it depends on how much you are sweating. 2 gallons of water spread out is what i drink a day. i live in texas and ride my bike 10 or 20 miles a day for exercise. it is important to EAT as well, make sure you are not pushing out all the important nutrients, so you must eat about 4 meals a day also.
>>692434475
Heya Mio
>>692434518
Deli's closed after 5PM, 7-11 would require going past the cameras.
>>692431465
>>692434719
Shut the fuck up
>>692434556
We desktops now?
>>692434518
Nah im alright. It was just dozing off
>>692434719
During {American) i blasted though about 3 and half gallons of water during practices because we did tons of conditioning and it was really hot most of the time
>that shit go so bad inside the helmet and pads
>>692434719
I eat 2 meals faggot
Get on my skeleton level you fatass
>>692434788
i thought you said there was only a camera at the entrance!
>>692431665
No, technically I worked my shift.
I would desktop but my camera is stupidly powerful and makes my screenshots from phones 8MB.
>>692434915
We /cancer/ now?
>list of cancerous anons
-Yuno
-Shiro
-megumeme
-mizore
-chara
>>692433975
>Fire Emblem
That's another one I heard was full of that. Yeah with Pokemon I know seeing them evolve from a mere lvl 1 too a glorious 100 is exciting.
>>692434023
That'd be glorious. You're a real cutie you know that? Sounds good, got some music going on right now. That's about it.
>>692434134
Went there once but it was too long ago to remember, don't even remember which sector it was.
New Jersey doesn't seem that far kek. I'd say Cali. Get a nice look of the ocean.
>>692434374
>BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO.
>>692434834
fuck off fatty. go listen to icp and forget to shower.
>>692434915
am i cool yet
i hope not
>>692434915
Not on my pc so have one of my phone
>>692434915
Take your fatass outside, wait for a bus and then roll under it
>>692434719
>10 or 20 miles a day
Jesus christ
>>692435134
>not konata at first
>no dio
kys
>>692435134
>>692435227
Anon you're hurting my feelings! At least show your face.
>>692435134
>forgetting esdeath and konata
>>692435263
Forgot konata
Dio isn't cancerous
>>692435000
oh shit nigger. checked.
>>692434789
Please stop, you're making me sad
>>692435330
kill yourself dio you piece of normie shit
>>692435145
Some of the later fore emblems, notably Birthright and Awakening, are the only real grindy ones.
>>692434397
Oh thank goodness
>>692434518
Oh alright , I just got here, hope it turns out all right for your friend!
>>692435145
Thanks Maki but you are the real cutie here! Whatcha listening to???
>>692435320
Oops updated list
>konata
>esedese
>megumeme
>mizore
>chara
>Yuno
>mavis
>>692435166
Forgot to add who I was
>Hamakaze
>>692435374
fuck off
>>692434994
Every rehearsal I had (marching band nerd) I downed at least 4 gallons. Spending 2 hours early morning 4 hours after school and 12 hours on one weekend. It's just how we lived
>Living in a desert doesn't help either
>>692435391
Not even dio you retard
>>692435507
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>692435635
still kill yourself if you don't pick the most normie and cancerous faggot on /waifu/
>>692434994
well... still, dont go to cray with your tiredness. i dont want you hurting yourself in any way, shape, or form.
>>692435000
i only had 2 burgers today...
>>692435131
kek. 8 mb is too much. cant you modify the image size or something?
>>692435145
sadly, to 100 is not as cool as it was before. there are ways to train your pokemon 60+ levels with just one battle. it sucks but at the same time it doesnt.
>>692435145
fire emblem is much harder but if you are diligent, you can make anyone a monster.
>>692435477
should be relaxing tomorrow. some grilling at the beach on a summer day sounds like summer to me.
>>692435504
kek, sure you dont need sleep?
>>692435536
I live northern Arizona, cold winters, decent summers but somedays Its blazing outside. Only reason why I didnt have more water was because we had to share with our teammates. Practices would run for about six hours each day. It was hell
Kurumi Tokisaki is bae
>>692435481
Better put me back in first you piece of shit
>>692435481
there seems to be an inside anon whos doing this. how else would they know who we are?
>ika
>>692434719
I don't drink a quart of water per day
Am I gonna die
>>692434311
>water poisoning
You mean drowning, right?
>>692435697
its a prank
>>692435825
No worries man, I've had worse happen to me
>I pulled an all nighter the night before I had to take the ACTs
>>692435957
Its pretty obvious now is it?
>>692435862
>Northern Arizona
How North? I'm around central
Didn't expect to meet anon this close
>>692433962
>>692433962
Shit movie
>>692436161
Its nice, we're having a heatwave in Flagstaff and its at a dangerous fire level so no fireworks this year. Luckily im in phoenix right now so I get to enjoy the show here
>>692436124
i remember for english in high school i had a final essay do the next day and i hadnt started it. so i started that night and i didnt finish until 7:30am. i had to go to school at 8 too. oh man that was hell.
>>692436125
i'd say its dio but im really just guessing
Claimed tomoko
>>692436451
My cousins live in Phoenix
>>692436491
>dio
are you serious
>>692436451
>Phoenix
Oh shit
>>692436491
>not noticing the Quick Memo+ filename
>>692436600
>im really just guessing.
plus you didnt add dio to the list
>>692436676
still dont know. i dont read file names when they are shitty like that
I live in Detroit
AMA
>>692436491
Ugh, i remember pulling all nighters to finish college papers for my dual enrollment class.
>>692436627
Imma find you, and imma touch your butt
>>692436867
Mi liu almost always have quick memo file names
>>692435427
How did the older ones play then?
>>692435477
Oh please, don't deny it. Of Monsters and Men. Their songs are very moving and quite addicting. Been switching genres constantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY8rOSyR5Rw
>>692435825
Jesus Christ. There's a whole untapped realm of info.
That's more complex than some other standard RPGs/JRPGs out there.
>>692435001
There is. You have to go out the entrance and around the corner.
>>692435145
Faggot. *Laughs*
>>692436578
Why do they sometimes call her smug?
>>692437141
Step one: tie nooss
Step two: kys
Galko is actually DJ Khaled
>>692436969
Are you a nigger?
>>692437347
It's Matt, actually.
>>692436491
You don't know Mi Liu, so it's understandable.
>>692437015
O-Only the cute scientist can do that
>>692437409
Nope, whiter than sour cream
>>692437347
Galko is actually DJ Keemstar
>>692437198
Fuck the noose and just straight up kill yourself.
>>692436969
nice double 69s also, can we fucc?
>>692437053
I am not denying it I am just stating the truth! Sounds like a good time! Listen to PUP if you have the chance. Well I gotta work tomorrow so I am gonna go to bed now. Talk to ya tomorrow!
>>692437677
how do you fuck the noose?
>>692436969
when was the last time you wanked?
Someone say fried chicken?
>>692437484
You can't fool me.
>>692437015
yeah, i dont really do that anymore because i love me my sleep but i did always hate it. i think the worst part is when your brain starts to fail you.
>>692437026
OOHH YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!! thanks for the remind.
>>692437053
its not that crazy with info. just fight someone in their base and have them use level 100 blissey (they are worth Crazy experience points) just killing one will give you like 40 levels from a level 1. the next 2 will give you like, the remaining 20 levels.
>>692437139
well whats inside the building then? everything else but the 7-11?
>>692437546
i do not. is that bad? do i want to know mi liu? i always hear people say shit like "shut the fuck up mi liu" or stuff like that.
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS!!! YOU LOSERS KNOW ANIME CHARACTERS ARE JUST SOME SWEATY OLD JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION ON PAPER? FREAKS! YOU'RE ALL REPULSIVE CREATURES. PATHETIC!!!
>>692437551
<3
Don't tempt me now~
Miho claimed
>>692437484
Fuck you Paul.
>>692437551
No scientist can stop me when im on the prow~!
>>692438094
Yeah, It started failing me earlier and my spelling started to fuck up but im having a blast so I dont want to go just yet
>>692438206
C'mooon~
<3
>>692438056
No but someone said faggot.
>>692438109
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit on my friends again and I'll destroy you
>>692438109
>inb4 Mi Liu
>pic
Literally wtf
Who's baking?
>Hamakaze
>>692438252
yo
>>692438295
kek. i think its fun when im not doing something where something important is on the line. actually, when i get tired i usually stat thinking everything is funny. thats the best part.
>ika
>>692438671
I'll
>chesh
>>692438722
Hello.
>Miho
>>692438671
You
Mods deleled the thread?
gg shitty waifus
LAAAMMME
>>692440667
Not necessarily.
>>692440757
Dunno what happened so i made a new one
>>692440763
I didn't delete it tho
>Cheshire
Mods = fags