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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>692376865
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
dubs decide the type of pizza I order
(my JO was good sachi [roll])
Here again to claim my lovely.
I bet they didn't even sage. Horrible shitposters.
Rory-sama claimed
Here
>>692379074
You and Mako a cute
Any updates on the bike?
>>692379257
I dont know what that is but ill do it. You gotta get a good mix or you burn out so quick. Maybe thats just me though, idk. Its because you were playing him, genjis never get potg
>>692379879
nice :O
>>692379448
(shizuru)
what? :o
roll
>>692379960
AYAYA MY AYAYA
Funny thing is, they 'mission accomplished' at the end.
>Rory-sama
>>692380462
yeah that was pure cringe
>>692380286
Good evening.
>>692380462
If their mission was to be idiots they did succeed.
I was actually the shitposter
>>692380286
what type of pizza should I get? roll
>>692380248
Oh ya, I was supposed to call my dad today wasn't I... eh, I'll shoot him a text instead.
>>692380906
Pepperoni, jalapenos and onions on it.
>>692379526
Well she isn't "Best Idol" for nothing :^)
What else do you have?
>>692379545
What's even better is that you know this one is going to be talked about for ages. So many great moments from the series.
>>692380248
It's your body's eternal clock. Yeah playing the same heroes may get boring, it's nice to main but switching classes is desired too.
>Genji never gets PoTG
Lies. What about Pharah huh? The gnome stole that too.
>Best idol claimed
>>692381329
It's going to go down to history as art~
>>692381329
I got you beat on ahoges though!
![Kirino [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [34].jpg")
I mean at least they tried.
Waifu is dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this threads to was most likely some faggot spammer, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>692380768
hola
>>692380906
konata why
idk my dubs say nothing :^)
roll
We did it reddit
>>692381731
maybe i'll eat pasta
>>692381764
I'm hungry, might get a classic CP
roll
>>692381017
Welp, im just a really late alarm. I kinda got you? im guessing its still being put back together
>>692381329
Oh, well i gotta work on my clock. I just like to play random stuff at different points when i need to play something other than support.
Its true, its because hes second best swordsman. I see a lot of pharah potg, last session we had half of em were her. I love seeing gnome get a potg by ulting in spawn and getting 3 kills
>>692380906
Isn't this the figurine you came on back then?
>>692382465
nah but i want to do cute poses with my figures :3
>>692381731
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
>>692381953
:o
rolll
QOTT: what is your favorite gif of your waifu/husbando ?
>>692382849
>I don't have very many gifs
>>692382360
Whether I get a text back is another matter entirely.
>>692382849
The obvious choice
>>692382849
probably this one
>>692382849
fav
>wish esdeath would pet me
>>692381586
Glorious, symbolic, well written art.
>>692382360
Good luck with that mang. That's what I should do but I sweat over kills sometimes. He's a damn fine runner up though. With her every opportunity in the air is PoTG worthy, actually got one earlier today. King's Row defense right at the end. It make me laugh then cry because it's so fucked.
>>692381599
That's not fair!
>>692382849
>>692382849
>
>>692383509
It's not?
>>692382849
>>692383138
Thats pretty fair, from what you told me it should be done soon right?
>>692383509
>i sweat over kills sometimes
Dont you mean all the time? I see a lot of them just using the mechanics and not just an ult, good stuff. Last point at kings is THE area for a potg, people will hit 3-4 man ults, get mercy rezed, and it just circles forever
>>692383935
Fuck off tripfag
Enough Risk of Rain for now.
>692382849
>>692382849
Oops.
>>692383540
>rattle rattle
qt
>>692383212
hot :^)
roll
>>692384304
Maybe I'll head over there tomorrow if I wake up early again.
>>692384672
roll
>>692384560
If I filter my enemies they win.
>>692384960
I'm curious though, what about my usage of tripcodes is wrong to you?
>>692383685
I don't think I have a single one. You win this round by forfeit.
>>692384304
>Don't you mean all the time
Listen here you! T-That's not true! At least not when I'm playing Lucio...all the time. Yep, she's one crafty bitch, the knock-back she does really throws you off. Absolutely man, a giant circle-jerk right at the end. When there's a teleporter for both teams expect overtime to never end.
>>692385517
Well, how about bikes?
>>692385366
Tripfagging in any shape or form should be punishable by death.
>>692385648
Do explain why you think so.
>>692385910
Fuck you tripfag
>>692386042
I love you too, /a/ parroting anon.
The one and only true waifu
>>692386191
you should be executed for crimes against humanity
>>692386233
I thought of claiming her too, good choice :3
>konata
roll
>>692385612
Here's one.
Claiming best girlie!
>>692384804
Do you ever wake up early though? Doesnt your work schedule have you up till early in the morning?
>>692385517
Im just teasing you best, i used to be really tryhard so i know how it is. Most play of the games ive seen lately have been just good mechanics and not just ults, feels good.
Most maps are like that though, the first point means very little and the last point is a pain to cap. End of kings is especially big on plays though since there are less options
Non-waifufag here
I'm curious - do you guys actually love your waifus?
I mean serious emotional attachment and stuff that lasts and lasts. Or you rather treat them like "temporary" crushes?
>>692386899
neither
>>692387051
Then how is it?
>>692386899
I don't fuck my wife, I'm a full-blown CUCK!
Kinda tired already but I'm here
>>692386899
I don't think of her in the same way I would a 3D girl but it's not a temporary crush. She is one and only.
>>692386899
Everyone here is different.
Some people have genuine love, and others just like the character. Some just use it as an avatar.
>>692386606
>That Nico
Top kek
>>692386893
Ya, and I meant early like today. Waking up at 3-ish instead of 5-7 ish.
>>692387360
this
>>692387220
I don't love mai waifu
>>692384672
Nou
>>692387222
checked
>>692387465
lewd
>>692387403
I'd fuck it
>renge
>>692386899
I love my waifu personally. And this >>692387360
>>692387349
Heyo m'shipper, how you doing today?
>>692384812
roll
llor
>>692385612
someone say bikes?
>>692387584
ja
>>692387465
Kurumi is bae though. Even she tends to be a little evilish.
esdeath anon is going to lie down ill see you guys later tonight most likely
>>692386776
>fag detected
>>692387795
See ya later dude.
I'll be back on later today
>Saber
>>692387795
take care
>>692387763
roll
>>692387403
Thats what i usually do so i know how it is. Overnight is best night.
>>692387349
Doot doot, i kept missing you in threads. What up renge
>>692387788
I don't have to love her though
but she is pretty interesting
>>692387763
:^)
>>692387907
>discount tag detected
>>692386893
I- I know that! Not like it was true or anything. That was me in the old Battlefields and MW2 days, oh the sweat. That's good to see people are breaking out and getting good. Although once you hit higher ranks there is a peak in quality. Good job mang. The only map with a decent first point is Numbani. Can get some sick kills there. The last one of King's is essentially a funnel.
>>692387349
Hey there Renge.
>>692387403
And I'm out pics.
i just came back from playing smash. my eyes are having a hard time adjusting now. What does this mean?
>>692388775
:v)
>>692389106
89 cent
>>692389138
what smash? :o
>>692389106
<3
>>692389138
~de geso
>>692389138
Just focus on a distant object for about 30 seconds to a minute and you should be fine.
>>692387907
This is the exact kind of lewd that really expands dong
>>692387679
I'm doing fine, what about you Shiro?
>>692388348
I haven't been on as much as usual lately, that's probably why. Not too much, what about you Mugen?
>>692389041
Eyy what up Maki
How you been?
>>692389322
Super Smash (Bros 4)
>>692389413
Yes de geso. but id rather not say de geso all the time de geso because it starts taking longer for me to type shit out.
>>692389584
but its weird because this has never happened before. am i getting old?
>>692389629
Pretty good, getting better everyday, and tired as always.
>>692387349
Nyanpasu.flac
>>692387585
Dammit Renge.
>>692388348
It is, although some days I do wish I had a more normal schedule.
>>692389041
RIP
>Fucking destroyers and their torps
I'm getting better though!
>>692389322
Oh.
>>692389328
</3
>>692389629
Oh-uh..
What dose /b/ think of my Waifu?
>>692390005
>
>>692389835
oh ok tr4sh
that explains it :^)
>>692390005
yep
>>692388103
roll
>>692390131
worse than trash
>>692390175
It's okay I'm still here for you
>Fixing files on my computer
>>692389835
Perhaps you focused too much on the game, or you sat too close to the screen, or you've been straining your eyes a lot on this particular day, or a combination of all of these things.
It could really be anything, but it's not something you should be worried about.
>>692390131
Does she even have a personality?
>>692389322
8)
>>692390355
<3
OK, I bought Spelunky and Crypt of the NecroDancer.
>>692389629
Same ol same ol. Counting the days away has become the norm for me. How about yourself?
>>692389966
It may of been only one but it was a good one.
>>692390660
<3
>>692389041
>not like it was true
maaaaaaaaybe. Yea its been a while so people have had time to get gud. Numbani is one of the more all around maps but they all suffer from it i think. Kings is just horrible
>>692389629
Thats fair, you been busy? Ive just been chilling and posting
>>692389966
I agree, ive been trying to fix my sleep schedule and it has not worked at all. Any advice?
>>692390005
yesterday i was going to fap and break my streak of not fapping but i fell asleep because my computer wasnt wanting to load. I think i might break it now.
>>692390349
kek. yeah, its not the best one out but i do like it better than brawl. and i still have online to use.
>>692390394
well i was playing and then at one point i looked away. when i came back to the screen, my eyes couldnt focus onto the screen. so i took off my glasses and played just fine like that. although i did have to look at it in a closer proximity.
>>692390394
She's timid yet some how courageous.
Hi everyone!!!
Just got back from the mall scored some manga and a vidya
Got Akame Ga kill Zero and Mass Effect 3 for wii u "8bucks" wooot woott
how is everyone doing tonight?
>>692390938
No, I've just been playing a lot of Diablo, honestly.
>>692390754
What are you counting down to? Same thing, just waiting for school to start so I can move on with life.
>>692390005
You have qt waifu, is good thing DM
>>692389966
Didn't even say which of the two I was referring to :^)
>>692391199
Am alive and tired
I'd ask how you're doing but you seem well
>>692391263
Where you going to school? And what're you studying?
>>692390175
Sorry ;-;
>>692391004
What does that mean..
>>692391263
T-thanks, I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
>>692391535
I belong to Kagami and >>692390355 now.
You've </3 me
>>692391199
sounds like a successful trip to the mall it seems. right now im having trouble focus on objects but otherwise im doing good.
>>692391535
it means exactly what it means..
Mei is a fatass
Prove me wrong
>protip: you cant
>>692391154
She does look pretty cute, but she just seems like a side-character of little importance to me. Not much about her that you can invest in and come to love, only a few traits and a character design.
If you've got a lot of imagination you could probably make it work, though.
>>692391953
>>692391535
How have you been my dude
>>692391426
Just a local technical college to get an associate's, gonna be a radiology tech.
>>692392256
Sounds cool!
Hello all
Shiro = claimed
>>692390754
I'll agree on that.
>>692390938
There is no fixing it. Just gotta roll with it yo.
>>692391263
E-EH?!
Work is so fucking dead.
>Rory-sama
I'm gonna go hang out with my friends, something you losers probably don't even have
bye and roll
>>692391907
Bromance is kill once again..
>>692391920
I, uhh.. am scared
>>692392256
I've been mostly good~
What about you?
>>692390603
:>)
>>692391004
yeah i actually like sm4sh but melee is still my main smash game
>>692391953
your mugi
konata roll
>>692391920
Yeah it was fun. It was nice to get out of there with some cool stuff for around 20 bucks total. I didn't know they had a prequel to Akame on manga so that was a nice surprise
Where's my overwatch crew tonight? Maki?Yuno?
always room for more!!!
>I will be lurking playing my new mass effect 3
>>692391263
Good stuff, please tell me you are running the monk master race
>>692392520
But rolling with it has only made it slightly worse. I tried staying up to hard reset it and that didnt work either. Im just doomed to wake up at 6
>>692392419
I'm certainly hoping so. How are you Fran?
>>692392520
Jk it was you
Would fuck
>>692392595
kyle you nigger
Have fun
>>692392616
Mostly good? Elaborate pls
I'm doing just fine, just tired and bored
And I mean that on a larger scale, like every day I am tired and bored
I was to scared.
>>692393073
I played someone else's version of it during basic training (don't ask) and I played a monk then so I haven't done it a second time yet, though I will
Have so far played wizard, barb, and edge hunter
>rango
>>692392419
>>692392500
>>692392520
>>692392533
hello there
>>692392595
goodbye
>>692392616
dont be scared, it'll all be over soon...
>>692392672
i still play my n64 one every once in a while but no online sadly for it
>your killing me captcha!!!
>>692392500
Hey shiro!
>>692392533
Not for me. Stormy enough not to cook outside, but not quite enough to stop people from driving over for their Chinese takeout
>>692393109
I'm good. Busy day at work
>>692390938
Shush it you! Soon everyone will sweat. It's all around, each hero is able-bodied on it. You're right about King's.
>>692391199
>Mass Effect 3
>Wii U
What.
>>692391263
Nothing in particular. I don't really having anything clear going on at the moment. When it does, good luck out there.
>>692392520
Ayyy.
>>692392715
Pretty sure Yuno is out working but I'll be on later probably.
>>692393073
Then you're not rolling with it enough.
>>692393109
EEEEK! WHY?!
>>692393343
Sup Ika.
>>692393421
Ayyy Maki, should come ship with me. :^)
>>692392419
Heyo, doing anything Fran?
>>692393109
Had a few days and didn't go for a ride in a while, weather is being a bitch
Same dude, boring days
>>692393343
!!!!!
>>692393421
>Overwatch pic
>>692393367
Im doing one meal at a time. If Im lucky.
Dio-sama...
>>692393343
Hey ika!
>>692393621
Chilling out in bed and posting, you?
Earlier today I visited the college I'm transferring too, and talked with Chara some
>>692393815
That is pretty slow. We had nearly 20 orders placed in as many minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PqP0ez6Gwk
>>692393614
were you the one that took a screenshot of that game?
>>692393637
just kidding. i cant. im on a streak here. i cant just break it like that. although i did consider it...
>>692394321
how are you doing? you seemed pretty busy from what you wrote
>>692393614
Ayyy Makoto, that's not possible. :^)
>>692393637
Fucking sweet. There needs to be more crossovers out there.
>>692393298
I liked everyone except edge hunter. My big ones were Monk and witch doctor
>>692393614
How else can i roll, ive been maximum lazy lately. Teach me the ways
>>692393421
>soon everyone will sweat
l-lewd? For the most part yea, people are running a lot more characters to try to carry the team themselves and its been working well for them
>>692391873
>Ruri
>>692394321
Eh, not really, bored, maybe make some frozen dinner soon, feeling pretty hungry. Play a little bit of vidya until my run.
>>692394589
Hey Ika, how was the smash?
>>692394321
Ive had 3 orders in the past 30 mins
People seem to like d.va a lot
>>692393421
I know right?
Pretty much all the games on the Wii U are remakes but i never played ME3 so whatevs.
plus 8 bucks used at gamestop GTFO
>>692394589
What, Warships?
>>692394709
Mang, why not?
>>692394749
"A rolling stone gathers no fucks"
>>692394143
Hey dio
>>692394589
I'm great, trying to stay busy
>>692394856
Have a nice dinner m8
>>692394873
Holy shit. Yesterday has like that for me. Ended up showing the owners how to program a garage door opener
>>692394856
eh, pretty good i guess.
Wins
Recent 10: 90%
Recent 50: 72%
Recent 100: 66%
>>692395065
were you the one playing it? yes that game?
>>692395203
nice. unlike me you are productive
>What the fuck captcha. stop doing this
>>692394383
That's really nice. What's up with the ending seconds though, is that the start of a different track?
>>692394589
Don't do it!
Keep the edge going~
>>692394709
Definitely~
>>692395393
That captcha thing isn't just me? Good to know. It's been happening to me for about two hours now, too lazy to figure out what's wrong with it.
>>692395437
It is, I'm really happy to find them as it is the first shoegaze I've heard in my language but they only have this album for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJfJmzPyXis
How are you doing?
>>692394143
Sup Dio.
>>692395203
Im literally sitting down because theres nothing to do but clean. And I dont want to do a big clean.
>first time on LoL in weeks last night
>I laughed when their Lee tried to escape me
>>692394749
Only if you take it in that context m80. Whatever gets the win or the PoTG people will do. As long as it's not cheese, all is well.
>>692394955
You have a point there. Did you play the other ones? 1 had the best story, 2 had the best game-play and 3 eh 3 wasn't bad. Enjoyed the upgraded UI.
>>692395065
I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to run it. I should probably check
>>692395521
Up to anything?
>>692394838
Thanks for noticing, even if out of pity, adorable.
>>692395203
Aye
>>692395808
It's not that hard to get an S+ as support. Not that I despise support or anything retarded like that.
>>692394955
Never played any of them bruh
Im a sentinel Lone survivor bro
>>692395889
Tsk, it's ok.
You're adorable aswell anyways.
I'm sorry for not being very active in thread.
>>692396021
I'm so bored, yet I still manage to forget my pic
>>692395521
but i dont even touch my dick dirtily anymore though. i wouldnt be able to handle edging to be honest its been too long since my last fap to be edging.
>>692395562
its annoying dude. it just stays like that. i even put the recatcha v1 but it still sends me to that stupid shit.
>>692395437
ive been curious, who are you? i havent seen you before. (I think)
>>692395393
I try.
Wtf captcha isn't acting up for me
>>692395808
If you have time to lean, you have time to clean
Nice, j could never lead the thresh hooks right, but I can get the Leona jumps right
>>692396021
But support is fun!
>>692395817
>nice pic
Not much at the moment, just listening to some Witcher 3 ost while I wait for some game to update on Steam
Yourself?
>>692396108
Oh..
Well keep it that way~
>>692393367
Yeah? What happened? Mine was pretty slow all day.
>>692393421
Thanks, I appreciate that. Got any plans for the future?
>>692393614
Because qt
>>692393637
Ah, that sucks. Hate shitty weather like that. It's been really nice down here, a little cooler than usual.
>>692394749
That sounds like all of the stuff that I would not normally play
>>692395715
I'll probably check out the rest of that album then, these 2 songs were pretty good.
You've probably heard this one already, but I'm really glad Kojima helped me find this band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
I'm doing pretty well, just the usual. I take it you've been well yourself?
>>692396108
I don't really post often anymore, so that might be why you haven't seen me before. I used to post regularly up until maybe a month or two ago.
kill yourself
Gotta go do something then grab a shower, ill be late next thread
>>692395065
So i need to be a stone, i think i can get the hang of it. Not sure about the roll part yet
>>692395817
Hey you said it best! Ive seen a LOT of 76s around, so much so i have been constantly been seeing two on a team. A few games both teams had 2 76s. People have died down on the cheese for me it seems
>>692396447
I play every lanes so of course I know support is fun, I'm just saying it's the easiest role to get an S+ as.
>>692396447
But Mid and Top are more fun
>>692396659
They suck.. I bet it's still hotter than where I live :^)
>>692396673
do you only post at around this time? because if yes then that would explain why. i used to only show up during the nights for me. only recently am i going on during the day because i no longer work.
>>692396447
hmm. thats weird then. im going to close this wind and hop it fixes the problem.
>>692396503
i want to but at the same time i dont...
