Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'll admit rap now days is fucking shocking!!! Makes me laugh when younger lads talk to me about drake, Kendrick and lil wank like there the real shit! N I mention big L, krs1, buckshot, rakim , fushcnickens, BTNH, das fx etc and their like who?!! Lol. Complete joke!! They know the likes of Wu cos of ppl still reppin wu wear and that's about it. Even with straight outta Compton coming out now there all yeaa man n.w.a n it's like stfu u didn't have a clue who they were last yr!! Just thought Dre was a solo artist from the start lol. I don't even listen to the radio now days because I know exactly what shit will be on. Sad when you search for clubs with a dj still playing the real deal yet you go to a main stream club and every1s boppin to drake n Rihanna lol. Hip hop scene in UK has nothing on u.s n never will. But we have grime, which we started and originated which is as close to rap as a musical form that we have. I'm not completely keen on all of it but at least R boys ain't turning into a joke with it. They stick with the roots as their proud its our thing!! And it will never change.
Muffins are nearly done
im leaving waifu its been fun guys but its time to move on. its just not what it used to be my life has gotten way to important to stay here im sorry this is goodbye.
Aah not really
These threads are 24/7, from my understanding
Nope. He just left threads. Sucks, I enjoyed him.
I hope life treats you well assuming this isn't pasta.
this would be funny if it were syndra or someone else well liked, but everyone hates you
I fucking hope so
Choc mint. Extreme on the mint.
he's too much of a fag
holy shit you are 12
Good taste friendo. I've fallen off the SAO bandwagon but I still like the characters.
Yep! The football one is where you're spawned on a bridge. Two teams are lined up facing each other in Biftas, and one person is the "ball", and he's in a Panto (the smart car). The ball's team has to get him to the other side without him being destroyed or knocked off the bridge
There's also a Sumo gamemode where you're spawned on a rooftop and have to ram each other off.
Please dont joke
The patties we make there are thin for sure
Promise next time I go, I'll send a pic and post it here
Wasn't satisfied eh? Have you tried edging?
I'm glad you're leaving, I do like you but as I said before you're too unstable for 4chan. Good luck with your life.
It's Mr. Stealyogurl Here. Freshly awaken from an epic nap.
Going out for some fucking Indian food here in a little bit hows everyone doing?
im sorry esdeath, i wish the best of luck in your life, and good luck with everything!!
Hello! How are you?
>well with ocd the suffer usually has a ritual if i had an ocd for germs i would look at my hands constantly or wash them over and over. i have sexual identity ocd where i think that ive been lying to myself and that im actually gay so i check by looking at dudes or gay porn to make sure i dont like it however the more i do this the worse it gets and i overthink everything so im distracting myself on waifu. it used to be a lot worse but with the help ive been getting it only pops up every once and a while soon enough ill be looking at femdom and being happy again ll
This tbh, not smart enough to say it myself.
Remember to be a good person and stay safe.
All I do in these threads is troll with snek and hope I get noticed ;_;
You better. I'm holding you to that lol.
Where is this at by the way, I must have missed that part.
did i do it right?
noooo don't leave. who am i gonna rp with bruh.
Doing swell, cheers for asking.
Just doing a little vidya with a friend.
im tired of playing nice, and i was nice to you, but fuck off
leave these threads, no one likes you
You act a bit too austistic sometimes Esdeath, and this is coming from me of all people. I worry about you.
next you will be saying handholding isn't lewd :o
>Get woken up to go get money for bills
>"What the fuck it's past 5, you can't even use it today"
>Get up anyways and go get it. Pick up a milkshake before going home
>Get home, they're gone, look at clock
>Not even 3:30
>I'm be tired tonight cause of this
How's /waifu/ today?
I'm doing well, thanks for asking!
Its me, Chino! I forgot to post my pic heh
Aah that sucks to hear. I'm doing well, yourself?
you're so cute v_v
I enjoy him, along with others.
Waifus are fucking cancer, get a life you beta faggots
Don't think I've ever spoken to you. Then again, my memory is shit. What's up?
Just made mint choc muffins. Spent all week at work and Im expecting a 1k pay packet for it. 5x10 hour days.
Thread, muffins are done. Behold!
yeah i regretted doing that i hope this thread just moves on
Always man, always. When you get to that certain point though it's time to let it go.
God damn! I really wish I hadn't of sold it now. I knew about the sumo one, pretty hectic but hilarious.
Although I must ask why you did that.
>Best idol claimed
It's just human nature to make mistakes, it matters whether you learn from it or not. As I said previously, I worry about you.
Heh, thanks! Your waifu is cute as well!
I havent been here long enough to hold an opinion, but ive seen some wierd stuff from him.
I dont think I've met you either. Nothing much, how are you?
Nice body, girlie
for every one nice anon, 5 hate him
each "=" represents an inch of my dick
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
pot? kettle? Black?
Your autistic as fuck and your worried about him?
Don't we all act weird on here?
No one hates him. I can almost guarantee that. If they do, they're fools.
I don't think it's supposed to fall apart like that
/waifu/ is the worst
people come here to seek attention a lot
Just assumed you were trolling
The Banoa? I made it
Will take a pic when I go again so your could water
Sleepy. About to take a small nap lol
Your lewds weren't enough?
i feel bad for being this autistic i can do free commission art if anyone is interested i hope this will make up for it
well thank you shiro
What are you rolling for, konata?
Nice. You doing anything right now or just chilling here?
Eh, not sure.
>I know you do though
Well, got a milkshake, and listening to my weeb music, so I'm doing decent at least.
I wish I could, Smugs.
I hate him and every waifu, fuck these threads
you! (and sachi and kagami)
Ah it's not your fault, people will find any reason to be cruel.
You're just more autistic than them, that's reason enough apparently.
But really, you're only going to have a bad time if you stay here, you've already become a joke. Not to me, but I think you can see to how many people.
Now you're bait is poor quality. I'm ashamed.
>i can do free commission art if anyone is interested
Please, draw Tatsumaki if you don't mind.
Ah nice. What flavour?
Youre not stealing my waifu!
i feel bad for being this autistic i can do free commission art if you're interested i hope this will make up for it
I don't want to steal her, just want to get her
adorable pic :D
I cut it in half to reveal chocolate goodness.
Prolly more than your mouth :^)
Fuck. I dropped half my hollandaise sabayon into my prepped sweet potato. FML.
The only correct one. Pure vanilla!
Treat her well. I didn't know you claimed her cuz you havent been around for awhile.
Karen informed me tho and broke my heart.
What do you mean by that, exactly?
No way! Chocolate is the only way!
Aah I'm sorry. Would you like me to post as someone else? I dont want to see someone sad like that.
I'm still a big fan of SAO, I just realize it's flaws and have seen enough other anime to realize it's not the greatest anime on earth.
And yeah, it's a lot of fun. The custom maps people make are a ton of fun to play as well
Call me clueless, what what is that name lol
Nooo way! Im just glad your real.
I was beginning to wonder
how are you doing?
Alright now just fuck off with your bullshit
I've had sex and I have a girlfriend, yes, something you will never have
I come here to chat with some /b/ros and kill time, i dont actually give a shit about anyone here (except sachi) and having a "waifu" is just my excuse to be here. anyone that actually loves their waifu needs help
I meant the brown powdery looking stuff
I think i lost brain cells, but gained chromosomes from looking at this
as long as you acknowledge SAO is shit
it's almost ok
a joke did not think i had sunk that far. I know people want me to leave but i do find some fun it talking to people like you shiro and yuno along with many other is worth the two or three who hate me
It's not but at least it's based on Trump's image.
aaron stahp D:
more people hate you than that
roll (i need to watch SG, i stopped after episode 1)
>Chocolate better than vanilla
QOTT: What milkshake flavor is best?
What brown powder? The batter that stuck to the paper?
ARe you sure dude? You seemed pretty down about that.
I'm doing well, and youself?
That first reply wasn't meant for you by the way. Kek, my bad.
People can get pretty damn creative, when they're not making RP and money glitches all the time.
Trying not to laugh but it's killing me.
>stopped after episode 1
Nigga. You are missing out. You need to watch it before S;G 0 next year. It's so fucking good.
Granted, that's hypocritical sense I've never seen Lucky Star...
it's all good
how are you today?
I don't believe I've seen you use this, but it looks nice, thought you'd enjoy it.
>caring about what other's like
I've only gotten into a hacked lobby once, and I came out $400k richer.
9/10, would do again
You have sex? Omg your validated a real person.
Your a fucking fagget edgy bitch. by all means tho keep posting about your dick and saying stupid shit non stop. its so entertaining
Banana, mango, lime and coconut.
>I made it a flavour on our new menu
I think it started when you flipped out on that pink haired anon on the girlfriend when you joined. Waifu seems like a great place but people can be brutal.
Ah, sorry it turned out like this anyway. Humans are cruel and I'm no exception either. If you're gonna stay you should try to just talk to the people you know. Nobody but the saddest will actively go out of their way to find your posts and shit talk you.
Oreo, Vanilla or Chocolate
Really can't decide between those
I was the one who posted it in the hand-holding thread
>assuming you found it there
no one likes you lol, keep crying about "wah im not gay bu i wanna suck a dick"
you are the most pathetic shit to ever claim in this thread
It's rather sad that I have more Saber pictures than you, and mine aren't samples.