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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no lying edition.
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29
3
married
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>>692355530
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>>692355994
27:9
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>>692355994
29
1
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>>692355994

33
0
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>>692355994
19
4
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>>692355994
36
10
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Zeroooo
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>>692355994
20
3 tomorrow (she's coming over hehe xd)
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18
2
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>>692355994
21

21
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21
3
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34
24
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>>692355994
37

0
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>>692355994
20
2
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22
0

kek
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23
11
>>
21
6
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21
0
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19
5
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29-50
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>>692355994
19
2
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28
1
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1 and a half
29,332,388
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>>692355994
18
0
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25
20-23
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>>692355994
30, 9 no counting BJ
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>>692355994
42 / 2
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>>692355994
Age:30
Fucked: +/- 20 girls, 1 guy.
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>>692355994
32
64

(61 of 64 Hookers)
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>>692355994
38
106
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22:4
Here's one of them
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34
23 I think. It's hard to remember.
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>>692358254
you don't count blowjobs
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18 and none. Only had 1 girlfriend a few months ago and she was against sex. Too bad too, cuz she had the most perfect ass
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>>692355994
27/49
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Age: 42
Number of women I've fucked: 0
>I'm unemployed and I live with my mom
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>>692358458
i'm not sure what i'm looking at
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>>692355994
23

2

Been with gf for 6 ys as of april 6th
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21:12
Hah, it's a palindrome
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>>692355994
29
1
A lot
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>>692358070
50 on the dot that I can remember, I only know because I counted not to long ago and made a list.
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>>692358676
Better?
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18
3
bouta go to FSU so im gonna fuck way more.
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22
0

Kissless NEET
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14
41
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20.
2.
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18
2
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28

40
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>>692355994
18.
>1
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17
1
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>>692358965
much. thanks for the clarification
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49
a fucking lot
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23
1
And it was 50 euros for half a hour
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30.
0
>>
30 yrs
2
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>>692355994
30
5
>>
18
0
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>>692358968
I actually have one more Semester at FSU, applied math XD
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25
12, not including bjs
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>>692355994
Age 26

Number of women I've fucked
6

Number of women I've face fucked
2
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18
1
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>>692355994
22
3
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15
1
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>>692355994so would you believe the ugly guys losers say that all the popular people is scared of the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce well thats what the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers do that is ugly as shit and is lame as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then everybody and the popular people and thats another proof the popular people proved the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce is pathatic and got rejected by the popular people and is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit faces and is lame and is ugly
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>>692355994
14
3827
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>>692358670
May need to hero anon
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>>692355994
22
1

wasn't in love, never stayed in contact, nothing
just randomly fucked a chick on day
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>>692355994
33
22
4(might as well include men i've fucked)
3(might as well include men i've let fuck me)
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>>692355994
18
2
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461, 60
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17
1
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15.
3.
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>>692355994
22/23
0
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24
18 last 2 paid, i regret nothing
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0
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>>692358458
i think that is a fake vagina lol
like some dude had his nuts surgically mutilated into that
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>>692359713
MODS
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18
0

I've made out with ten but never made it past touching eachother
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19
0
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>>692359667
MODS MODS MODS
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27
12
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34. ,more than 250
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>>692355994
18
>2 girls
>1 guy
For a chubby average looks i think i am doing pretty decent
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20, 2

>>692358968
Fitchburg?, invite me I'm down the street
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23
13

nr. 13 will be the last one, since we're together for almost 5 years and we'll probably marry n shit
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You virgin faggots are faggors
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Anyone lies on internet
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>>692359202
damn french faggot ;)
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20
5.
I'm pretty glad. But i do miss one. S'sad. Becomes 6 this sunday.
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>>692359713
It's such a nice summer, isn't it?
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>>692358670
Hot the gym or work or at home, get a mcdicks job. Get some cash, move out, go on tinder dates, get fitter and richer, find a girl that you like, lowkey rely on her, wait until you get more money and experience, get a taxi licence (or if you still need a driving license) get more money, invest in the stock market, get some more cash, get taxi experience(uber is the easiest), study a culture of food that you like, get a job on a shitty meals on wheels, get up to a better meals with wheels job. Get to a shitty restaurant becUde of food truck experience as a chef assistant or something, learn to get chef rank, get to a better restaurant and become a cook. There you go a 18 year old cheat sorted out your life, if you are gonna commit you can do it. Faggot
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>>692355994

>19

>0
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19
95
working on 96 and 97 later on today
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>>692359202
>2016
>paying for sex
go back to the 1700s you primitive failure of a "man".
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20
9
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>>692355994
20
3 but have gotten blowjobs and handjobs by others
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21
18
Wanna reach 20
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26 - 30-35
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Fucking summer fags, go fist your teachers asshole and call it rape.
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15
0
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>>692355994
25
5
pretty average I guess
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>>692360738
2016 sex trafficking highest income industry.
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>>692355994
28
0
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33

Only 4 (married early, still with her)
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>>692360899
Bullshit....
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>>692361267
Only because of neck beard faggots.
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30
2
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38
14
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32
1, current girlfriend.

Lost my virginity at 26. Doesn't regret a thing.
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>>692355994
76
23
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>>692358164
Let me worship you
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31
3

All one night stands. Can I kill myself yet?
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20
2
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39
0
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>>692355994
30

not sure, maybe 17-22 ish?
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>>692361856
Na, too early. Get away from these ONS, it gets better each time
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>>692355994
33
0

I was kinda worried when I was 25, but nowadays I don't give a fuck. Anime girls are better.
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>>692362147
WTF is wrong with you?
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18
3
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>>692358164
Weird, I'm 29,332,388 years old and I've had sex with one and a half women. We are now brothers, you and i
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14
2
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>>692355994
20
0
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>>692362314
way of da wizzard
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>>692355994
so would you believe the ugly guys losers when the ugly guys losers say is better then the popular people that is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce well thats what the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers do that is ugly as shit and is lame as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then everybody and the popular people and thats another proof the popular people proved the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce is pathatic and got rejected by the popular people and is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit faces and is lame and is ugly
the ugly guys loser smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
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46
11
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>>692355994
24
3
2 long term
1 dirty slut i picked up drunk at a bar. She was the wettest creature on earth.
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13
24
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>>692355994
28
10 not incl hookers.
Double that incl
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24
21
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>>692361580
Still had sex.
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20
1
I honestly preferred cuddling to the awkward sex we had. Didn't even cum because I was so anxious.
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18
1
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>>692362508
The taste of fresh pasta
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>>692362699
I will never get it - why???
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>>692362508
what the shit are you talking about?
I'm trying to decipher this post but I can't make heads or tails of it
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26
26

One every year.
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>>692355994
Age 13
Women fucked 107, so far. This year.
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>>692362314

Disgusted by the few available gals.
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>>692355994
23
3 different women
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>>692362789
in the most pathetic way that you can.
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>>692355994
age 21
"fucked" 1
my wife
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27
4
>3 happy ending Asian massage parlor.
>1 an old friend who just lost her child. She was really upset and took some of my medication. She was highly susceptible to suggestions. One thing led to another.
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>>692363012
Take coke in Amsterdam: try walking past a street full of some of the hottest women this side of porn.
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>>692363074
You were getting laid at four?
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>>692355994
19
4
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13
27
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>>692363260
Doesn't matter, still have sex.
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>>692363322
Ok, accepted...
Amsterdam and coke - damn....
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>>692363494
Yes it does matter, you paid for sex because you're so undesirable to women you had to actually pay someone to fuck you...i don't know whos more pathetic her for taking cash to fuck you or you paying her.
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20
7 - including a 45yo milf (mother to a dude on my soccer team, and a black girl.
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48, shut up.
Over 800. Was involved in swing and bdsm scenes since I was 18.
Not a single STD.
Life is damn good.
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34
30-50
But only 4 in the past 4 years
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>26
>i dont fuck women...i aint gay
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>>692358182
20
0
u will become me :^]
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22
1
>>
25

15
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>>692355994
20
15, 1 guy and 1 tranny
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>>692363864
Ok, we're done here. Close thread now...
:-D
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>>692355994
24
1
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I remember the days of wondering if my current girlfriend >the first was going to be my only girlfriend and/or wife at the time because I was amazed she even liked me and that it may be my only shot. Here I am nearly 10 years later having fucked 12ish women since. Not many by any standard but a hell of a lot more than I'd ever be with. May be a free man here shortly again so might be out to rack it up some more!
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>26
>6 girls and 1 trap
>inb4 gay
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>>692363774
Still doesn't matter. Had sex and will continue to have sex.
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>>692363774
>being this much of a virgin
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>>692355994
28
13 (all prostitutes)
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44
0
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>>692364455
>will continue to have sex
Will continue to pay for sex....pathetic
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>>692364618

Beating me, faggot.
Ur story?
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>>692355994
25:1
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20
3
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28 yo. more than 80... topped the count...
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>>692364711
Still sex.
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24
2. both cheap prostitutes
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>>692364599
So you haven't had sex once then.
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I feel like everyone is either really high or really low, so here's a very average:

24
5
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>>692363756
Yeh it's the fast route to warts. I wouldn't recommend it...unless you're terminal. In which case I would definitely recommend it.
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>>692364986
13 times.
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>>692359136
Just turned 50... a freaking lot.. maybe a dozen with the wife.... 40 or so before her.. have 2 girlfriends now... plus the wife...
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34 years young
0
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21
4 I think
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>>692364887
if you walked into a room full of teens and started boasting that you got laid by some prostitute you probably paid $40 to shag they would laugh at you as would any girl.
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24
3
Turned gay
27 men
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46
0
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>>692355994

30

22
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>>692365022
Reported
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27

2 penis in vagina

4 other stuff
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>>692365244
You're sister offered a competitive price Joe
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>>692363294
>21
>married
dude, what the fuck happened to you?
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20 years old

Stopped keeping track after 10.... somewhere between 25-30
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I didn't realize prostitutes counted, idk then, more.
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18
2
>>
25
fucked 13
blowjobs only 7 others
single

might ve a few more..idk If I recall them all.
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18
3
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32
22 women
2 dudes
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>>692365244
If I walk into a room full of girls I could probably buy sex from some of them. Money makes people do weird things.
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>>692355994
22
4
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>>692355994
19
3, not including a hooker

sauce on pic related, OP?
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>>692363774
Paying for sex is like paying for dentistry you angry little victim
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>>692355994
31
around 30-40
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>>692363774
Paid one bitch, just to do it.. was awesome.. no effort sex.. didn't have to buy her anything, didn't have to tell her nice things..just Boom... didn't even cost as much as any of the girlfriends... shit was less than Id pay on a regular date... would definitely do it again ...
If you think you aren't paying for sex.. you are one sadly mistaken fucking pleb... you always pay...
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>>692355994
31, 1 woman
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47
21
>>
19. 0.
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25

13
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>17
>69
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>>692355994
25
0
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>>692355994
28
6
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>>692365006

average is more like the number that's half your age.
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24
10
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18
1
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>>692360644
me2 m8
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43
6
>all six were illegals I caught trying to illegally cross the border. Only perk of the job.
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>>692366764
>justifying
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20
1
>>
cant say
0
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>>692358670
at this point, just pay for a whore
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>>692367031
Maybe. When you're 50, oldfag.
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20 yrs.
Only 4.
5 if you count a blow job.
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23

1

Engaged to the 1.
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>>692367176
>>
31
68
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>>692367375
You make me sick
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>>692355994
30
12? I think?

Was a virgin when I met my wife, but she likes when I fuck other women. Shit's cash.
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>>692367127
But did you let them over?
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17
0
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>>692367601
Some.
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>>692367716
Good guy anon.
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>>692365246
>got aids
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>18
>0
also kissless but ive rejected a few girls because i wasn't attracted to them. is that alpha?
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18
1
>>
27
4
>>
20
1
>>
19
0 BUT some kid sucked my dick when I was 11 or somethng

no homo
>>
26
9

What I lack for in quantity I make up for in quality; never fucked a fatty or grenade; I would display every picture of every chick proudly
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13
0
>>
>>692355994
20
12
>>
26
like 150? 200?

When my dad died that's like all I did. It was terrible. I'm not even trying to brag.
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>>692367891
Im thinking not in your (closet) case
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>>692368156
oh and 9 of them were in the last 6 months
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25
3 It might be 4 (yes I was that drunk).
>>
I'm 23

I have never counted how many girls i fucked but it should be near 90 or 100
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>>692368099
kek'd and check'd
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19
5
>tfw you're not a beta male and actually fuck girls
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>>692355994
18
1
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>>692355994
21.
3.
An average 1 every 7 years. Gee, that sounds really sad when I put it that way.
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29
50 (guessing)
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>no lying edition
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>>692355994
23
0.00
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>>692367812
Least I could do after screwing them.
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27
124
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>>692355994
19-0
uglyanon here
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19
0
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0
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7:8
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>>692368554
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>>692368108
Then do it faggot
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29
0
>I did see some tits in real life once at a party.
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>>692368431
Yeh we got that. Really hammering home the redneck vibe there bob
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>>692355994
50
6
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>>692368681
How did you know my name was Bob?!
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>>692368325
wat face
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31.

Probably around 25, but I don't really keep track anymore.
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35.

Estimated 130 to 140.
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>>692359644
60 girls is quite bad for 461 years..
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>>692368792
But your mom calls you Robert
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>>692356965
>hehe xd
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28
I've had sex probably 11 times. With about 3 different women. All were Asian prostitutes at our local massage parlor.
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>>692369190
This is getting freaky...My name is Robert.
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>>692355994

70.
Millions.

Unless you mean "had sex with" rather than "fucked over" -- then maybe seven.
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25
12

Haven't had sex in like 2 months. Going insane. One night stands don't mean shit because having a high number count can still mean you're rarely getting ass.
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19 yr old
1 girl, but like 50 times (ex)
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>>692369333
what city do you live in? how do i get into this scene
>>
15
0
fuck my life
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>>692369708
B&
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>>692355994
19
0
>pic very related
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>>692369578
You win this time...
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>>692369664
Look up your city on
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forum.php

It will give each you info on backpage, streetwalkers, truck stops, and parlors.
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>>692363088
>all our mothers : ^]
>>
18
7
3 cherries under my belt

Highschool was lit.
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>>692370941
Kek
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>>692370195
how are these things not taken down
>>
19
22
>>
18:2 One being familia
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24 yrs
32 chicks
I've been a Navy fag for a while, so that helps.
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15
1
lmao not much
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>>692371570
Yvan eht nioj
>>
22
2
>>
19
2
>>
>>692371671
MODS MODS MODS underage b&
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>>692366764
>trying this hard to justify
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>>692358670
Anon are robot
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>>692371749
Oh, Simpsons.
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>>692359969
Why do people do this? Is it a white Knight thing or do they think it's funny?
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>>692371223
Cause the servers aren't housed in the US.
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21
3
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10
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28
11
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>>692360641
Honestly just do this you basically have nothing to lose.
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>>692360641
"go on tinder dates"
Bruh I'm 25 and have a steady decent paying job and a car and motorcycle and go to the gym and am not fat and am a little above average in the looks department and have a big dick and have hobbies like songwriting and playing instruments and have friends yet when I use Tinder, I get 0 right swipes. And I don't use mirror selfies or other douchey pics. So how the fuck is that gonna work for a 40 year old virgin. shit
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14
0
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>>692358807
Youngfag doesn't even Rush
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>>692372246
They're simply autistic.
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