Waifu thread
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind, RP sucks
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly have fun
>>692295762
2 threads in a day? Dislike your virginity that much?
I done a bad. Now Im gonna be tired for tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxXO04buA4
*is gay loudly*
Claimed
>>692294873 (Mioooo)
Well it is little karen, probly dont even need to break his legs, just put my hand on his forehead and stop him like a kid
>>692295908
It sounds like you still have yours best tsun
Claimed.
>>692296157
>>692295908
I do. I feel special when making them also
>>692295572
Sleep is for the weak
>>692296157
You should do that, but be careful he could bite
Sup?
>>692295910
https://youtu.be/B4QuDXuYG-8
>>692296066
its pretty well known
>>692296643
Homu what the fuck are you doing?
>>692296157
I lost mine fairly early on.
>I'm not tsun!
>>692296491
Haha, yep. Mio the Baker.
>>692296601
Reeeeing at the paper delivery person.
>>692296783
Trying to make a trip work here, it works on desktopthread without any problem.
>claiming yume
claimed
Mio a sloot
>>692296696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPpVplHiDE
>>692296826
Delicious baked good
>>692297101
Fight me
claiming.
Mootykins, are you reading this? come warm my bed ~uguu
>>692296902
Probs fucked up encoding
pick best one and tell me why its d.va
>>692296491
You can be the next kyouko and be bake master
>>692296826
Exactly, so you cant you give mio some slack?
>Spoken like a tsun
>>692297282
Well, you know who my internet persona is based on, so you know that I'm obligated to pick Tracer.
>>692297487
Tracer is probably 3rd best grill so thats pretty good
>>692296902
The salt's probably fucked up.
>>692297282
Mei is literally tumblr-tier garbage.
D.va is best.
>>692297578
mei is 2nd best grill
sorry that she isnt under 10
>>692297686
i don't go under 13 myself.
>>692297445
I don't know if I'm ready for the master baking.
>>692297176
I do enjoy sweets...
>>692297445
Nope! Not as long as you're 1 off!
>I am not tsun, do not make me wheelie you off the back of the bike!
>>692297176
Today we fight each other
But tomorrow we may fight together
![Kirino [322].png](https://i.imgur.com/7vNIO6J.png "Kirino [322].png")
>>692297778
>one off
>no ｍｅｍｅ text
Absolutely disgusting.
>>692297115
https://youtu.be/KQbm_hCiG2I
Fucking claimed
Stealing the regular OP's Waifu
>>692297827
Sweets are good
>>692297943
But we're fighting together right now
Superior Husbando.
>>692298403
What kinda sweets does Mio like?
>>692297821
Im sure you will do fine, mio seems more fitting for a baker position
>>692297827
Oh, so if i get trips will you accept being a cute?
But you would fall off with me, you are stuck with me for now
>>692298403
See? Things are already looking up
Blake Claimed
>>692298123
N64 Golden Eye soundtrack was quite memorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVaI1SffYBw
Who is the most hated waifu in here?
>>692299031
>obligatory me
>>692298874
No, but I will ease up on Mio.
>Implying I don't have handlebars to hold onto
claiming
>>692298847
It would be hard to list that.
>>692298874
I need to create Mio in a bakery now. One day I'll do it.
>>692298929
Wow, you're right they are
LOVE ME
LOVE ME
LOVE ME LIKE IT'S PROM NIGHT
>>692299457
I think it'd be easy for me.
>>692299505
I didn't go to prom, does that mean I don't have to do anything?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Whaaaaaaatup.
>>692299613
Well what sweets do you like?
>>692299613
>Tsuyu
fuck y'all, guru best waifu
>>692299199
Good, we dont wanna scare mio off, we need more bread in the mornings
>Well id be holding on to you so nobody would fall off
>>692299457
I can only get my pics from screenshots, idk how to do anything else. I wanna get some of the different ohayou mouths for mugen, i think i gotta get akiko to do it
>>692299783
Milk chocolate, vanilla stuff, and generally anything that's sweeter than normal people would like.
>>692299808
:V
>>692300104
Why can you only get pictures from screenshots? There should be some online
>>692300277
What about strawberry? But that sounds nice, sometimes I can eat that stuff but not too sweet.
>>692300104
Different mouths and expressions? That's literally no effort
What do you want?
>>692300465
You to get better at overwatch, fucking spic
I misss you waifu
I wanna be where the waifus are
I wanna see
Wanna see em shitposting
Typing things out on those
Whaddya call em
Oh yeah, keyboards
>>692300604
I'm aryan though
>>692297177
check'em.
[s] I don't think M00t comes around anymore, too many painful memories. [/s]
>>692300801
Ur mom
>>692300104
Mio won't be scared off so long as you're here.
>Implying you can hold onto a twig
>>692300378
Strawberries are my favorite fruit. Akikikikikokokoko is a heretic for thinking they're not the best.
>>692300379
So what's new Froge?
rolling to break Mio's legs
>>692301091
They are great, I need to eat more. The ones I had went out of date.
>Akiko
I'll beat him down
>>692301338
karen you nigger
go blow something up
>>692300378
You would be amazed on how little there is of him. Ive looked through sites for hours and i only have 3 pics of art total saved. The only thing i got from online was gifs. Everything else i find is r34 and its horrible
>>692300465
The only one i remember right now is having an upside down v for the mouth
>>692301091
Well i do already gotta protect mio from karen, i might as well go full bodyguard. How fitting
>That means i can get my arms around better and hand on way easier
>>692301370
We got some in the fridge. They were frozen yesterday, so I moved them further from the back. Should be good to eat today.
>Be back when I get home
Knk 3's opening scene always gave me a boner.
>>692301415
Reveal yourself.
>>692299825
calm down francis
>>692301758
:^)
I don't understand these threads at all. I mean, I know you're all a bunch of weebs, but that doesn't seem like an adequate reason for this degeneracy. Can anyone explain the motivation behind this shitposting?
>>692302099
Shitposting? You do realise we're just chilling and talking, right?
Scroll up, do you see any cancer? Do you see anyone posting dick pics? Roleplaying?
What degeneracy?
>>692302042
Fuck you kiro.
>>692301419
Huh, well if I see anything online I'll send it your way.
>>692301565
Oh nice. I should buy some more soon they're good to eat
>>692302307
I just wanna RP so bad.
>>692302307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>692302481
Nigga what
It's fuckin Slow Going Around here at this time of the day!
How's everyone doing? Yuno and Maki and I were up tell like 4am central time playing fuckin OW. The playstation 4 /waifu/ Team is starting to come together.
Karen when you moving to THE KINGDOM
>>692302499
![Kirino [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/seYiQi3.jpg "Kirino [101].jpg")
>>692303027
is a prank
>>692301419
Alright, after I'm done winning in OW with the guys
>>692303003
Yeah man but it's like the best time of day, chill as hell you now?
So that's three dudes on playstation 4 waifu? Sounds good
I'm going in like 3 days dude, I'm so pumped
>>692303271
Why did you put best girl in the back?
>>692303105
Your conception was a prank
A prank that went too far.
>>692301419
"Body guard"
Sure, we'll call it that.
>Implying implications
>>692302391
Time to see if they're thawed!
>>692303060
Where's Maki when we finally get a Nico?
>I am growing more firm in my belief that woman should not be allowed to drive without extra tests
>>692303460
Akiko is in the front you dip
Thread keeps edging today, what's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxfQaTl25EI
>>692303531
And now you put her on the left? With half her face cropped out?
Just stop man this is getting sad
>tbh I just want to use these new pictures
>>692303687
3 old ladies having a discussion about our power supply
>>692302391
Sounds like a plan, i think my folder has enough to hold me over in threads but it could always be bigger. Tfw most of my folder is angry pics
>>692303271
Sounds good
>>692303503
>implying i cant take care of mio
Karen is a fuccboi, im not scared at all. He called my hair dumb....
>>692303687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDiitZH0gJQ
>>692303687
https://youtu.be/Dj-OHKiGtZM
And
https://youtu.be/5mUJK2RPmYw
>>692303887
The implication I was making went right over your head, Loverboy.
>>692303887
Your hair is dumb.
>>692303503
Oh boy
>>692303887
You could always use more just to freshen up a bit.
>>692303849
Here you go then
>>692303887
>one off
I'll get on it now
>>692304103
nice blush
Good morning
>>692303687
I'm watching Knk 3 right now.
>>692301653
nice blog
>>692303887
Here you go
>you know who
>>692304347
nice blog
>>692304292 (QT)
>this time with 90% less Captcha solving
>>692304441
Morning. How's lurking?
>>692304347
Watching or rewatching? I will dip into episode 2 once I'm done with this album.
>>692304103
ohhhhhhhhh. Thats after mio drinks her second cup of tea
>>692304115
Your face is dumb
>>692304167
I did get one thing of art the other day but im not sure how i feel about it. Ill probly hunt more at some point since i got time
>>692304426
Yeeeeeea, thank you based kiko
>>692304375
I don't see anything wrong about it.
There are other posts that fit the description.
>>692304434
I was asked a question and I answered.
>>692304519
Rewatching.
>>692304506
Well I still have to be at work during the day, I just had some spare time this morning to try and get a working Captcha
>and I used it for the cutest waifu
>>692304210
Very nice.
Also get on discord I need help with photoshop.
>>692304375
>>692304434
Eat shit, just because nobody replies doesn't mean nobody cares. I at least want to know what he's doing.
>>692304292
Hey Lily
>>692304167
You have that gif of Mugi stealing your strawberry? Because there was none left and that's how I feel right now.
>>692304210
Thanks Akikikikokokoko.
>>692304622
........roofies are bad, mmkay?
>>692303460
I'm Excited for you!@@
You get a whole Pad to yourself? thats gonna be nuts.
Plus fast internet.
How do you get there fly?
>>692305126
Gloves are cute.
Hi to you by the way
>>692304844
:D thanks. Makkng my say better since the 20-30 minutes I've been awake.
>>692304955
How's it going Karen?
>>692304955
Aw, thanks, that's sweet if a little bit creepy.
I can haz Mami Tomoe?
>>692304622
Have you checked the booru's, and pixiv?
>>692305126
I have two from that scene, one is a wemb the other is this gif. But RIP I feel bad for you
late claim
>I don't know why im awake
>>692305160
Me too dude
And yeah it's my old house. Where my family lives
But they're here now and I'm going back so yeah
It's gonna be sweet we got a tv with surround sound and shit.
Also Saudi Arabia has like cleanest food cause so much shit is haram. I can't wait for some DQ
Yeah gonna fly, on the 3rd
Maybe I'll take a camel ride there :^)
>>692305279
Pretty good, got my new glasses but they feel really weird. Gonna get to eat a whole roasted chicken once prayer time comes around. So ready for that.
How about you?
>>692305342
Keke, I'm a lot creepy.
Didn't Togame have heterochromia? Or am I forgetting stuff again?
>>692305391
Yes man, for sure. How are you today?
>>692305709
Evening Esdeath, why not get some rest?
>>692305709
Yes!
wasup Esdeath Goodmorning.
>>692305126
Woah its not like that at all, mio just wanted a drink. Id never drug my mio
>>692305611
Neither gave me any luck, just loods. Not even good ones at that
>>692305780
Her eye changes when in the series when she is making schemes.
>>692305780
I was talking about how you post from a tent in the middle of a desert with a camel out back to yuno last night on OW. Also how like you have a curvy sword and monkey that steals anime from town everyday.
In saudia arabia you can marry a 15 year old.
How do we feel about that.
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS!!! YOU LOSERS KNOW ANIME CHARACTERS ARE JUST SOME SWEATY OLD JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION ON PAPER? FREAKS! YOU'RE ALL REPULSIVE CREATURES. PATHETIC!!!
>>692305780
well its morning here so i just woke up early for me. how are you?
>>692305852
good morning just had some breakfast how are you?
>>692306177
>In /b/
>All pathetic creatures.
Yeah we know
>>692306037
Damn, it seems a few waifu's are lacking in art. I'm surprised there isn't much more
>>692305248
Ohayo Karen. Trying to build up for your wall of convos?
>>692305611
That was all I wanted to have this morning. Now I go to bed strawberry-less.
>>692306037
Suuuuuuuuure.
>Implying you'd even need to.
>>692305391
>best magical girl
>>692305780
>lil dinosaur
>>692306362
SPOOK
>>692305780
Glasses takes time. I changed glasses about 6-7 times now... I might as well get contacts, though my parents wants to push for laser eye surgery.
Doing a lot better in the morning now. Though I still don't know if I'm going to be playing Katawa Shoujo or WoW in a bit
>>692305780
DQ? You say?
Story time.
When i was a young shino. My next door neighbor's Family OWNED a Fucking DQ.
I got all the DQ i ever wanted. Their Son was basically a fucking Autistic so i would like hang out with him " to play his Sega Channel" Anyway they liked me so much they invited me on a family trip and i went with them. His sister was banging hot So i convinced him we should spy on her when she gets out of the shower to "surprise" her in the hotel room. We did she freaked out and I never got to hang out again.
Feels bad
those tittys tho.
>>692306436
Well at least we can suffer without having strawberry's together.
>>692306477
Never
>>692306362
Well husbandos arent as popular so i could see him not having as much. There isnt gonna be someone with a 1000 pic dump ya know? Its all good though, i still find some stuff here and there
>>692306436
It was mios idea to begin with, you cant get on me for that!
>Are you calling my mio a sloot? You said you would lay off mio, so be nice
it baffles me how much of losers you freaks are. YOUR CARTOONS ARE NOT REAL STOP TRYING TO FUCK EM
>At home alone
>Mummy is out buying me tendies
>Turn on TV, switch over to Ceebeebies
>Pingu is on
>Start feeling funny
>Focus in on Pingu's noot noot shoot
>ogodyes.jpg
>I become rock hard
>Every time he noots I come a little bit closer to my dick exploding with joy
>I can feel myself almost there, tissue in hand ready to receive my special juice from my rock hard wiener
>The episode finished without a final noot noot from Pingu
>Fireman Sam comes on, immediately lose erection
>>692307126
I don't have the low quality b8 pic but if I did I would use it
>>692306219
Im doing alright Esdeath Waiting for my breakfast and fucking Coffee to get here. Watching some bullshit anime called Asterisk war or some shit
>>692306930
Maybe we can steal Akikos peaches and trade them for strawberries...
>>692307005
I am doing no such thing. But it is you two we're talking about here.
>>692306219
Do you have any leftovers?
>>692307005
Huh I guess. Well I'll see if I can find anything online in the future. Damn the artists
>Mio a sloot
What is happening
>>692307437
Yes that sounds like a very good plan.
>>692306436
Kekeke no don't worry, just saying hello and admiring your pictures
>>692306049
What? When she's planning something or what? Literally scheming?
>>692306142
>>692306534
Yeah dude my monkey is the shit, that's how I got kinmoza
Dude that's fucking beast. I could really go for some chilli fries right now you get me?
How old was his sister? Score!
>>692306477
qt face
Stopping overwatch like birb?
>>692306528
Laser eye surgery is best. It's super safe nowadays. Just do it and get rid of the glasses. I really want to.
Play WoW. Always WoW.
>>692306219
Yeah? Too early? Couldn't go back to sleep?
>>692307126
>mfw i slept for 10 hours
>>692307692
I got too comfortable using my glasses that I forget that I have them... Happeneed more than enough times to make me think if I'm crazy or not.
Yeah, I'll probably hope on WoW for random shit then get off.
I got Soul Capacitor last night.
>>692307516
I'll get the ladders, you get the blindfold and sack! You can find some in Mugens closet!
>>692307692
I see that wall of replies starting! You can't fool me, Karen!
>>692307823
That sounds pretty damn good not gonna lie.
>>692307692
I suggest you watch Katanagatari
>>692307692
Dude i was like 13 and she was like 17. She was developed. It was like a huge ordeal. I didn't really care tho.
Chicken Strip Basket is where its at fam.
>>692307437
You can act innocent but you are implying a lot of things and i dont like it you tsun. Im watching you
>>692307516
Maybe ill commision something, who knows. A certain someone was implying you are a sloot. I know you make me work for it
>You cuck me so i kinda dont have a choice
>>692306930
Someday I get ya again!
>>692307692
Nah probably keep ranked down till Devs decied on the rating thingy and in the mean time train my less effectiv heros.
Mostly offense heros so it shouldn't be that hard.
>>692307823
>not sleeping 10h everyday
do you even sleep?
>>692308012
>>692307416
sounds good im watching YouTube myself any plans for the day?
>>692307497
yes you can have this ham btw how is kurome
>>692307692
yep decided to wake up prob take a nap later
>>692308018
It was pretty good, but i'm still kinda tired
>>692308033
>Katant Guitar
>>692308103
gotta have them chicken tendies
>>692308012
I can do that.
>Mugens closet
What a odd place for them to be
>>692308297
Maybe one day I'll become a pro artist then do something. They better back down, I am no sloot
>>692308314
I'd like to see that happen
>>692308328
kurome is still all salty that i left Betrayed the capitol or some shit.
between you and me
i think she's on druggggs.
>>692308001
Yeah, the worst is when you're changing your clothes or whatever and they just fly off and you don't notice.
I can't remember any shit since I quit, grats though
>>692308012
For real though, can you teach me how to vectorize images? Or maybe how to change the RGB settings on an image?
>>692308033
Welp, it's on the list now.
Will torrent everything once I get back to saudi arabia
>>692308103
Ah, lucky ass nigga.
Chicken strip basket is pretty good but I honestly love their flamethrower burger. The beef one.
Plus the Blizzards are really good.
>>692308314
Yeah, something about the koth maps giving less exp or whatever?
This is what blizzard gets for not testing.
How does it work actually? best out of 3 on a map or what?
>>692308328
Ah sounds comfy as hell. I gotta wait another hour and half till prayer before I can eat. I'm gonna get a whole roast chicken though. Can't wait
Come hell or high water I'm claiming my daijoubu
>>692309088
mmmh sounds yummy
>>692308670
i could see that those cookies ain't cookies
>>692308314
I work a lot of morning shifts
I don't tend to sleep until 2 AM
it's the worst
>>692309205
Haruna > Kirishima > Kongou > Hiei
Anime is drugs. Drugs is fuck. Fuck is anime.
Kill me.
>>692308476
soon™
>>692309088
KOTH is bo5
and it gives you like 1/10 rank up or you lose 1/10
while on a payload map you lose 1/2 a rank or gain 1/2 a rank if you win
Its simple bad balanced right there if you win a KOTH and lose a payload afterwards you lose mostly 1 rank which sucks
>>692309489
ah so its a habit thing
I can imagne it sucks
>>692309955
this man got it!
>>692310159
I bet it won't happen for ages if at all
>>692309955
>>692310159
Don't let Kyouko see you like Haruna too.
>>692310445
They are sisters.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Kongou_Class
>>692310476
Speak of the devil...
>>692310380
later it will happen feeble mortal scum
>>692310476
eh?
>>692310666
>Speak of the devil...
>implying
>checked
why did you do this
Im so hungry where the fuck is my breakfast?
>>692310666
>speak of the devil
>666
>>692310815
have you tried making it?
>>692310903
>>692310790
>>692310666
New thread
>>692311007
>>692311007
>>692311007
last image get!
