Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? post stories
I liked Guy Fieri's asshole for $4. Best investment I ever made!
Reads like a 15 year old who's masturbating while he types.
My friends a I fucked a girl that ended up on the Sally Jessie Raphael show a couple years afterwards talking about how she ended up on heroin and turning tricks. We fucking turned her out.
Yeah, I am THAT old.
Pic related in college before the strikes started. Was a one night stand but during lunch. I vividly remember how clean and odorless her holes were.
That lucky bastard is living the dream.
Was really drunk and stumbled onto the couch she was sitting on, she offers help and I say "what the fuck for?" she and two of her friends are laughing. she tells me to mellow out(took me a while to realize who she was) and I was on the verge of passing out. she gave me a key shot and I snap out of it, next thing you know she's in my car with her tits out
lol I've been fucking that slut for years. I know i shouldn't, but she is so cute, i must ;)
basically i met her and her cute little feet on set years ago when she was doing some of her early work on a nickelodeon show that shall not be named for privacy reasons.
We started off all casual, but i was in a position of power and she knew it. Eventually I got her into a position where she would be fired if he didn't fuck me shit was great.
I got raped by bugs bunny behind the log flume at six flags.
he's a lot bigger in person, you know.
>only post in entire bred I believe
Thought I never tell this story on the internet. met her around 6 years back at the museum of natural history in manhattan. while she was filming a episode of ugly betty. I bumped into her and we started chatting about the museum. Told her i was from the city it didn't phase her until I said I was from the south bronx. She wanted to know all about it and we talked about our up bringing and Latin heritage. We exchanged numbers we message on and off didn't think it would go any where.
I got a message 2 months later
>"hey anon I'm in the city"
>me hey Rica how you are you?
>her I'm good its my birthday
>me that's what's up happy birthday
>her I went to club lavo and I'm pretty shit faced. What you up to?
>me nothing much finishing a report for my job
>I'm at the Hilton are you busy?
>me is this a booty call at 5 in the morning?
>her is that a bad thing?
>I'm getting dressed
ITT: obese neckbeard basementwhales posting their tedious fapfodder.
>putcha dick away son, tendies time soon
she never got to be really famous but I was fucking Rie Sinclair for a while til it turned out she was a crazy christian who did that speaking in tongues shit
When I got to the hotel I was really nervous.
We spoke a little. girl could drink. It was jack danials on the glass table and fire ball whisky
i got lia marie to touch my johnson
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical intettference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
I fucked one of the prostitutes who was killed in Ipswich (UK). Before she died that is. Felt bad about doing it after she'd died as I couldn't pay her. Not fair.
Not sure if that makes her famous.
Also took another of them who was killed home once but didn't fuck them. They did steal my cigs and my phone though. Good times
>tfw you will never be a jock
fuck my life
Certainly not fucked one. But I did see January Jones in a bar by herself in New Orleans. I don't watch TV and didn't know who the fuck she was, so I tried to talk to her. She was polite and I think she was amused when she realized I didn't know who she was (Mad Men was really big at that time). My friends got a laugh out of it. We talked for like 3 minutes and then her driver came to get her.
A lesbian workmate of my mum's fucked Julia Bradbury.
I don't know if she counts a 'famous', but I've fucked Brittany from TipsyBartender a few times
She's married now I don't really want this getting out and I get sued
Taryn is great. A lot more relaxed and normal than her vids would suggest. She's witty and funny and really goofy but not annoying. Great taste in music. She's completely gorgeous in person and carries herself very well.
guys I'm from the hamptons and currently there because I'm on break from college
chances I meet a celeb and fuck em?
how would I go about doing this
>I'm actually attractive but socially inept
dude some hamplanet lied to you
Yes, this was in NY 2005 but she still looks great, tits are amazing, reconnected with her on facebook a few years back, she lives in Cali now I think, it never went anywhere.
Here's a pic of jennette before I fucked her
>go to california on vacation
>first time in hollywood
>walking down the street taking pictures of the city
>not used to this hot weather
>find a local shopping mart to get a drink
>see old lady struggling to carry a bag to her car
>i offer to help her
>it's Betty White
>she thanks me and invites me over to her house for tea
>i say sure why not
>vision becomes blurry
>wake up in a dumpster with bite marks on my dick
7/10 would visit california again
You fucked a fat hotel maid, you colossal retard.
I was making a joke, but sure, take it literally, why not. It's not like the internet has ever made a joke post before.
I think there needs to be a special font created for sarcasm.
uh....e.....did she devour the minifridge whilst fucking?
we've been friends since she was 14.
I used to play acoustic music and she would sing. One day she just started singing about fucking. Which is weird because she usually never talked about sex and shit like that. But she sang "if you've got a big dick flaunt it". And so I stopped playing and pulled my dick out. She flipped out at first. But it was cool because she was freaking out about the size along with the fact that I just pulled my dick out.
So I told her it gets bigger.
She seemed to not believe so I started to jerk it in front of her.
She started to rub her pussy.
I noticed so I walked over to her, grabbed the back of her head and shoved my dick into her throat.
Fucked a married Oklahoma TV anchor for a couple of years. Husband found out several times, but never took a stand. He was a pussy. She was fantastic in bed. I fucked her in the ass despite never letting her husband near it
She can deepthroat a dick
Like I mean bulge in the throat deepthroat.
So I admit I shot a load down her throat pretty fast because...come on...This is a nuts experience.
But after I came she would not stop jerking and sucking me still. So I got it up again and fucked her. Without a condom too. She likes to ride, and do face down doggy style the most. Loves her hair pulled and to be spanked.
She probably had an orgasm every 2 minutes. It was hot as hell. Her feet would shake when she came so you knew.
you have a good imagination for sex stories.
Wish it was true.
simple proof. photo of you two together + photo of you with /b/ and timestamp today.
huge bonus points if you have a picture of you two together when younger to further verify history.
So we fucked for a good 45 minutes at least of her just squirming from cumming.
I finally came again, but not in her because I never asked and she never said if she was on the pill. So I came all over her face. She straight up did some pornstar shit and started to finger scoop it all in her mouth. She barely had anything to go wash off.
After that we've never fucked again, and we don't talk much. I think she thought about it too much or something and she figured something like what I'm doing right now would happen.
>at a gay bar
>not even gay
>just there with a friend
>some guy comes over and chats with me
>seems cool, pretty dude like (not a massive faggot)
>my friends go ape shit and pull me aside
>"Dude that's Dane Cook!"
>mfw he asks me to come watch "sports"
>go to his place
>drop my pants
>notice spaghettis on the floor
>Dane Cook do the dinosaur!
I suppose. But really, a burger is considered a sandwich then?
>put a slice of a whole wheat on your ears and we got an idiot sandwich
What the fuck nigger? Are you 12, what is this?
theres a few places where im from (country in eastern europe) where "celebrities" (read: people that were in shows like Big Brother or shit like that) work as massueses. they give handjobs and blowjobs if you pay extra. I went a couple of times and got the "full" treatment every time.
again, nobody you would know unless you are from my country. and even then, only if you read tabloids and shit.
>we've been friends since she was 14.
>Some, but as I said I'm trying to make some $ off the proof
With "friends" like yourself, who needs enemies. I'm not even a moralfag or a whiteknight, but fucking kill yourself, faggot.
Not very famous- well, not famous AT ALL any more.
You'll probably recognise them if you're from the UK and if you're another old fuck like me. (I'm still quite proud of it though!)
The one with dark hair- Lisa.
>I remember her telling me he liked to make girls sit on his lap while reading lines
I've read this before on here, I'm sure he fucks them. That's how they get on his shows, first they gotta get on his little dick. It has to be. He'd be a fucking blithering moron not to.
Welcome, friend. We here at 4chan would like to make your first experience here the best one of your life. I am Anon and we here at 4chan, specifically /b/, would like to say greetings and stay the fuck away newfag! Whoo boy, you stink of summer.
It's not like that. I have a video of her sucking dick. The only thing in it is my dick and her face. There's really nothing I can give you that would validate proof without also leaking an image.
Well, you clearly ARE both of those things. What the FUCK is wrong with /b/ these days!?
I so so rarely come here any more- but every time I do- I just find the place jammed full of little cunts like your good self.
Closest I ever got was the niece of a famous baseball pitcher.
I was at a party and met bobby browns daughter laprincia.
It was from a relationship that wasnt whitney houston.
Ended up fucking her on some stairs in the back hallway.
I told her i wasnt going to wear a rubber and that it was my perogitive.
This was 7 years ago when i was 18.
Pause video where her face is recognizable. take screenshot. put black bar over your dick in ms paint is necessary. done. we then all believe and worship you. it's really that simple.
on a side note, does this video mean you don't have any video/pics of her naked body? is it just your dick? lol
carrie underwood used to give me blow jobs at NSU during our freshman year. before she went on that Idol bullshit.
wasn't much good, too much of a stuck up bitch to let me finger her vagoo. 4/10 at best
Everytime I come on /b/ I see raging little faggots like yourself, trying so hard to be edgy. /b/ was never good. Further proof you're a newfriend. Also, you're fucking giving this place cancer. Cancer.
Meh, you got a point. Besides, women are vile creatures. Carry on, anon.
>After that we've never fucked again, and we don't talk much. I think she thought about it too much or something and she figured something like what I'm doing right now would happen.
I just want to say that I can believe that.
How big are her tits in person? Did you groomed/spanked her tits?
The dealers I'm selling it to don't want any image leaking before they leak it themselves. You know how the Demi lovato infamous leaks had a "rares selling" tag on it? That's what they want to do with this. They take the vid from me, then sell it to a highest bidder who then decides whether he leaks the vid and screenshots. If anything gets out at all before they leak the tagged screenshots, I loose money.
lena Dunham. two years ago I was in Bedford New York two years ago I was in Bedford New York upstate near Connecticut and she was out with some friends. she just got done filming Girls season 4 and she was just out with her friends. we drank and I went back to her place and fucked her. she's a freak
lol no. now I know you are bullshit. If they want rights to a pic, they have to give you money and a contract. Before that, you can do anything you want with your pics.
Besides, if your deal is basically done and ready to the point where they HAVE the rights, just put their stupid watermark on the screenshot.
Your story is full of holes and you are coming up with reasons for why you don't actually have proof.
I'm not sure if I want to sell to them is why I haven't done a deal yet or leaked anything.
There's other people who could get me more money. But they're risky people.
This is probably isn't true but it's the most believable story so far because the girl in question looks like she has a lower self esteem than the virgins in this topic.
on the off chance I'm wrong and you did fuck her, tell me how accurate I am here: Her pussy looked like roastbeef, she has style her pubic hair a little, her nipples were a dark brown and she had light stretch marks on the tops of her tits.
If this isn't bullshit(which it clearly is) then just take a screenshot and crop everything but her face, then post the TINY, LOW RES, THUMBNAIL sized pic of JUST her face.
NOTHING stopping you from doing that.
ok I'll entertain you for one last post.
Let's see a g rated pic of you two and then a pic of just you with a timestamp like that other poster said.
That's innocent enough and proof that you at least know her.
If you can't even provide that for someone who you knew since she was 14, you are just a liar.
She was the bomb in bed, pretty much the best girl I ever had
Awesome firm tits too and a surprisingly tight pussy.
I hope I can get it on with her again some time
sadly, I didn't take any pics
no, I'm not Sky
Yeah, I feel bad too. We got drunk at a party, her fiancee was out of town, and I started hitting on her, took her upstairs, popped her cherry. She had been saving herself for marriage. Still owe the dude that lived in the house money for replacement sheets, but haven't seen him or her in years. I don't feel bad about that one, though.
i fucked katy parry dn tayllr swift nd chole grace moretz and kate becinsale and it was good that is the story don't ask "STORY????!?!?!?!?""""""
closest I ever came to a sexual interaction with a "celebrity". A semi known female youtuber was filming for an omegle video I guess (at least I hope she wasn't just on in her downtime) and I actually came across her. (she isn't famous enough for someone to run a gif or something through manycam).
We had a very brief text conversation since I didn't have a mic and then when I knew she was ready to move on to the next person I stood up and flashed my dick. I was soft at the time and she clicked off before even making a facial expression.
It still made me happy to know this girl saw my dick. I understand exhibitionists better now.
I fucked the blonde girl from Matilda about 7 years ago. I met her at an S&M club. We played a bit, became friends. I played with her a few times. Tied her up and flogged her, spanked her, a little electrical play. Fucked her at an orgy. She was AMAZINGLY good in bed!
Childhood fantasy come true. Now I just need that chick who played Catalina in Space Cases. Unfortunately she's got a kid and is legit famous now.