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Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? post stories
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>>692286362
I liked Guy Fieri's asshole for $4. Best investment I ever made!
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>>692286362

your mom, notorious whore
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>>692287009
She's been used hard.
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I got sucked off by perez Hilton in a walk in fridge in some shop on the outskirts of Rome. Came on his shirt. Gave him my phone number. He never called me.
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>>692286746
Did he take you to flavor town?
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>>692286362
sucked on her tits when we were both coked out
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>>692286746
Did he give you the triple D?
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>>692286362
fucked Hillary, shite was SO cash
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>>692287816
story?
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>>692286362
I fucked the actress who plays Sansa Stark from game of thrones.
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>>692287816
Reads like a 15 year old who's masturbating while he types.
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My friends a I fucked a girl that ended up on the Sally Jessie Raphael show a couple years afterwards talking about how she ended up on heroin and turning tricks. We fucking turned her out.

Yeah, I am THAT old.
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Pic related in college before the strikes started. Was a one night stand but during lunch. I vividly remember how clean and odorless her holes were.
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>>692286362
Fucked pic related when I created a show she starred on, shit was so cash
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>>692288007
>implying that's a bad thing
fucking normies
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>>692288206
Dan, fuck off
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>>692286362
>I want to hear obvious blatant lies
Fuck off and die
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>>692287995
I had a short relationship with the actress who plays the woman in red (Carice van Houten)
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>>692288206
That lucky bastard is living the dream.
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>>692288377
She's pretty.
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>>692288377
Nice, how was that?
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I recently fucked a Pakistani celebrity
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>>692287911
Was really drunk and stumbled onto the couch she was sitting on, she offers help and I say "what the fuck for?" she and two of her friends are laughing. she tells me to mellow out(took me a while to realize who she was) and I was on the verge of passing out. she gave me a key shot and I snap out of it, next thing you know she's in my car with her tits out
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>>692286362

/b/ has never fucked anyone but themselves with their mom's dildo, son.
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lol I've been fucking that slut for years. I know i shouldn't, but she is so cute, i must ;)

basically i met her and her cute little feet on set years ago when she was doing some of her early work on a nickelodeon show that shall not be named for privacy reasons.

We started off all casual, but i was in a position of power and she knew it. Eventually I got her into a position where she would be fired if he didn't fuck me shit was great.
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>>692287902

Go and mow the lawn Bill.
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Got a handjob from Kriisten Stewart once
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>>692288876
oh fuck of you dried up hag
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>>692288901
suuuure, me too anon, me too
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>>692288958

You do what I say Bill or I swear to god I'll make you eat me out!
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>>692288504
What's that guy's name again?
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>>692286362
I got raped by bugs bunny behind the log flume at six flags.

he's a lot bigger in person, you know.
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>>692288651

>I too like my women with 'staches Anon.
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>>692289165
>4 new posts
fuckin fine Hillary, you ALWAYS have to get your fucking way don't you?!!?
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>>692289168
Dan "shes a fighter so hold her tighter" Schneider
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>>692288659
Cool story. Did she spit or swallow?
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>>692289212

>only post in entire bred I believe

MFW
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>>692288764
Are you Dan Schneider
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>>692288533
she was the sweetest, she was 17 and I was 19 but we had a falling out when my dad died
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>>692289640

Dammit Bill - Imma make you eat it!
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>>692288764
>if he didn't fuck me
kek
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>>692288764
Did you fucked Miranda Cosgrove too?
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>>692290120
rather mow the lawn
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Thought I never tell this story on the internet. met her around 6 years back at the museum of natural history in manhattan. while she was filming a episode of ugly betty. I bumped into her and we started chatting about the museum. Told her i was from the city it didn't phase her until I said I was from the south bronx. She wanted to know all about it and we talked about our up bringing and Latin heritage. We exchanged numbers we message on and off didn't think it would go any where.

I got a message 2 months later

>"hey anon I'm in the city"
>me hey Rica how you are you?
>her I'm good its my birthday
>me that's what's up happy birthday
>her I went to club lavo and I'm pretty shit faced. What you up to?
>me nothing much finishing a report for my job
>I'm at the Hilton are you busy?
>me is this a booty call at 5 in the morning?
>her is that a bad thing?
>I'm getting dressed

Continue?
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>>692290286

Goddamn you, Bill, you pig - I know where the bodies are buried you know!

Make sure you edge the borders too.
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>>692288504
Heard that poor girl is a cum slut at my college (USC) now. Probably Dan Schneider defiled her beyond repair.
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>>692290589
of course, go on
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>>692288764
Stop roleplaying faggot only small dick high schoolers in this thread believe you
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ITT: obese neckbeard basementwhales posting their tedious fapfodder.

>putcha dick away son, tendies time soon
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>>692287009
OMG Dad, is that you? How did you find this website?
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>>692287995
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she never got to be really famous but I was fucking Rie Sinclair for a while til it turned out she was a crazy christian who did that speaking in tongues shit
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>>692290758
When I got to the hotel I was really nervous.

We spoke a little. girl could drink. It was jack danials on the glass table and fire ball whisky
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>>692288202
Moar plz.
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>>692286362
i've had sex with the mayor and representative of where i lived.

He wasn't elected then, he became mayor a couple month later and representative a year or so later
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>>692291577

We made out fucked for hours
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>>692286362
I ducked Nicole Aldana, it's a natjonal "celebrity", look her up. My thumb was in her as the whole time
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>>692291819
How was the sechs?
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>>692291906
go on. we are all waiting
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I fucked Matthew Broderick on the set of Godzilla
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>>692292703
all i can remember was him having a big dick with a strange shape. His dick wasn't very thick but very wide.
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>>692286362
closest was i had sex with a girl who had sex with a mayoral candidate who was married and it was a big scandal. i felt bad for him because she was awful and gave me the clap
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>>692289168
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
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>>692291906
Well that proves it.
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i got lia marie to touch my johnson
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I'm actually pretty famous, so every time I masturbate I'm having a sexual encounter with w celeb.
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I sucked Nick Nolte's cock

Check em
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>>692294323
any clue?
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I got a blowjob from former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly once. She swallowed.
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>>692290017
>tfw my coincidence shows me his jewy ways
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Rob Ford gave me a blowjob for crack money.
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical intettference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>692290736
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
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>>692296281
Pasta
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I fucked your mom. I don't know if she's famous but everyone seems to know her
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>>692296281
stale pasta
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>>692297456
>>692297633
>detecting le pasta
>am we le oldfags now pl0x
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>>692296594
Stale pasta
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>>692297456
>>692297633
>>692297836
retarded much, newfags?
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>>692298074
Yes, you are
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I fucked one of the prostitutes who was killed in Ipswich (UK). Before she died that is. Felt bad about doing it after she'd died as I couldn't pay her. Not fair.

Not sure if that makes her famous.

Also took another of them who was killed home once but didn't fuck them. They did steal my cigs and my phone though. Good times
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>>692296594
>tfw you will never be a jock
fuck my life
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>>692286362
Certainly not fucked one. But I did see January Jones in a bar by herself in New Orleans. I don't watch TV and didn't know who the fuck she was, so I tried to talk to her. She was polite and I think she was amused when she realized I didn't know who she was (Mad Men was really big at that time). My friends got a laugh out of it. We talked for like 3 minutes and then her driver came to get her.
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>>692298479

cool. Are you going to post followups when you get in prison, or is internet banned for murderers in UK?
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>>692296281
this pasta makes me laugh every time I see it
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>>692298702

>never be a jock

What are you in high school? Isn't it past your bed time.
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>>692299258
Hi, grandpa lol
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>>692289168
Dan "the man with the plan and a windowless van" Schneider
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>>692299020
I may have lived in the red light district and shagged a few whores but they caught the guy who did it so it's all okay.
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A lesbian workmate of my mum's fucked Julia Bradbury.
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>>692287816
Go home Dan.
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>>692299766
That's so hot.
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>>692299657
found the 12ie
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>>692299258
>>692299657
>>692300181
sure is summer.
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>>692300085
yeah, Julia is a first class milf. Is very much a lesbian though, apparently, and had her kids via sperm donation.
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Used to date a congress and daughter
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>>692296594
Never any proof.
So sad.
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Not me but a friend fucked the actor of Ragnar Lothbrok from Vikings when he was 20
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Taryn southern
She's sorta famous
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I don't know if she counts a 'famous', but I've fucked Brittany from TipsyBartender a few times
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>>692293591
She's married now I don't really want this getting out and I get sued
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I took the virginity of the daughter of someone famous. She turned 18 the week before it happened and I can't say anymore
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>>692301471
that's a whale. i think you fucked another person anon
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Fucked a girl who played a prostitute in an Australian TV show called underbelly. Don't know if that really makes her famous though.
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>>692286362
I fucked Kaui or however you spell it from Making the Band 3 I think
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>>692301471
she has never been that fat.
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>>692302101
was she a good fuck
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No.692301026

I love Taryn Southern, she's hot as hell!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
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>>692288377
Hottest one on the show, if you're lying, think about that for a while.
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How was she?
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>>692301026
How was she?
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>>692301930
Totally famous bro, you're going places. Well, at least your dick is.
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>>692302365
Taryn is great. A lot more relaxed and normal than her vids would suggest. She's witty and funny and really goofy but not annoying. Great taste in music. She's completely gorgeous in person and carries herself very well.
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>>692302365
>No.692301026
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I once spent an entire night hanging out with Taylor Swift back in 2007... She told me she would call but never did.
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>>692300468
get you some of that political intrigue, my son. help hide the bodies,what ever they ask, so you can sell the book.
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>>692302952
kek
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>>692290840
>actresses never have sex with anyone

projecting, the post.
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guys I'm from the hamptons and currently there because I'm on break from college

chances I meet a celeb and fuck em?

how would I go about doing this
>I'm actually attractive but socially inept
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>>692291078
I could easily put up with that to fuck her steady
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>>692286362
Great tits. Shame she is a coalburner.
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>>692302859
Pretty sure my dick has peaked sadly.
Developed a drug habit mixing in the rich and famous and currently lives in a fat chick.
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>>692303073
>No.692303073
>KEK

Do americunts actually consider a burger to be a sandwich???
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>>692303244
Great tits? what? lol
They are saggy already and her nipples look like she breastfed.

Actually, wait, maybe she secretly has a halfbreed child she is hiding from the public?
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>>692303396
Your dick hibernates in a fat chick? That's not good. Also just stick to weed bro.
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>>692301471
>that picture

FUCKING KEK

dude some hamplanet lied to you


ayyy
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>>692303512
>her nipples look like she breastfed
sauce
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>>692303502
KEK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKkekekekekeekekkeekekkeekkekekeekekkekekekeekkekekekekkeekek ..... go kill yourself virgin
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>>692302253
Yes, this was in NY 2005 but she still looks great, tits are amazing, reconnected with her on facebook a few years back, she lives in Cali now I think, it never went anywhere.
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>>692296281
Noice pasta m8
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>>692303129
>I'm actually attractive but socially inept

things that don't exist
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>>692303502
if it's in bread we do you mongoloid
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>>692296594
>the ghost of USC
Is that real or just a meme?
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>>692288651
I would let her poo in my mouth
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>>692289326
kek
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>>692287995
Story?
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>>692286362
Here's a pic of jennette before I fucked her
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>be 18
>go to california on vacation
>first time in hollywood
>walking down the street taking pictures of the city
>not used to this hot weather
>find a local shopping mart to get a drink
>see old lady struggling to carry a bag to her car
>i offer to help her
>it's Betty White
>she thanks me and invites me over to her house for tea
>i say sure why not
>show up
>drinking tea
>vision becomes blurry
>pass out
>wake up in a dumpster with bite marks on my dick

7/10 would visit california again
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>>692304291
Either you fucked her in 1917 or its a picture that's on google and put through a filter.
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>>692301471
You fucked a fat hotel maid, you colossal retard.
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>>692304581
Kek. Ever heard of using filters to help xray if you don't use photoshop?
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>>692304291
She loves anal, rough sex?
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>>692304677
I was making a joke, but sure, take it literally, why not. It's not like the internet has ever made a joke post before.

I think there needs to be a special font created for sarcasm.
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>>692304291
can we get that with the natural colors please. I'm hard.
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>>692304753
Her pussy is shallow so big dicks really make her cum fast. I asked her about anal after and she said "not with a big dick like yours".
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>>692288651
fucking pakis
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>>692304291
moar pls
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>>692289073
dude, anyone that has ever been within 100 miles of LA has gotten a handy from Kristen, if they've wanted it.
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>>692304831
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>>692301471
uh....e.....did she devour the minifridge whilst fucking?
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>>692304883
Can you post the whole story?
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>>692286362
I fucked a girl once that had over 1,000 facebook friends. does that count?
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>>692305025
Holy shit!!!!
nudes?
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>>692304883
Did you came inside?
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does this mean verified?
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>>692287737
Amazing. I wish you had po>>692287857
Pix
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>>692304783
it's called greentext newfriend
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>>692305043
yeah, cost me a hundred and eighty bucks.
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>>692304883
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>>692305506
Just never bothered to use it.
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>>692305057
Ok.
we've been friends since she was 14.
I used to play acoustic music and she would sing. One day she just started singing about fucking. Which is weird because she usually never talked about sex and shit like that. But she sang "if you've got a big dick flaunt it". And so I stopped playing and pulled my dick out. She flipped out at first. But it was cool because she was freaking out about the size along with the fact that I just pulled my dick out.
So I told her it gets bigger.
She seemed to not believe so I started to jerk it in front of her.
She started to rub her pussy.
I noticed so I walked over to her, grabbed the back of her head and shoved my dick into her throat.


More?
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>>692304883
You talk like a wannabe actor of Hollywood. Was she drunk or high?
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>>692305408
google images says no. also confirmed not her.
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>>692305656
We smoked some weed, but she doesn't really drink much.
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>>692305642
hot!!
continue
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>>692305642
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Fucked a married Oklahoma TV anchor for a couple of years. Husband found out several times, but never took a stand. He was a pussy. She was fantastic in bed. I fucked her in the ass despite never letting her husband near it
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>>692305642
There's a hole in your story. She can't sing. also you throat raped a 14 year old.
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>>692305813
There's a hole in your logic.

1 that's an opinion
2 I knew her from when she was 14, fucked her a bit before she dated that Andre dude.
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>>692305755
So, that happened at her icarly time, right? Did you fucked icarly slut too?
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>>692305813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-OigqT-Xw

She has a nice voice actually
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>>692306172
after a lot of production help, sure it's fine. show me the 'unplugged' version.
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>>692298479
If true, you ancient, grandpa.
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>>692305642
She can deepthroat a dick
Like I mean bulge in the throat deepthroat.
So I admit I shot a load down her throat pretty fast because...come on...This is a nuts experience.
But after I came she would not stop jerking and sucking me still. So I got it up again and fucked her. Without a condom too. She likes to ride, and do face down doggy style the most. Loves her hair pulled and to be spanked.
She probably had an orgasm every 2 minutes. It was hot as hell. Her feet would shake when she came so you knew.
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>>692301101
tell us how it was, shes so hot
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>>692305642
continue pls
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>>692306065
No I've never actually met her.
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>>692301101
Sky John? That you?
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>>692306466
you have a good imagination for sex stories.
Wish it was true.

simple proof. photo of you two together + photo of you with /b/ and timestamp today.

huge bonus points if you have a picture of you two together when younger to further verify history.
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https://youtu.be/xtX3q9DezJw?t=2m9s
this bitch.. several times
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>>692306743
literally no one in the US can even watch this. it must be terrorism propaganda.
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>>692306466
>She can deepthroat a dick
yours maybe
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>>692303749
>go kill yourself virgin

Why you projecting?
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>>692306633
It's a shame, because i heard the icarlys are friend with benefits and love threesomes with lucky dudes and stuff.
Do you have pics of her?
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>>692306466
has she ever directly told you that she dates black guys because she like big dick? are you black?
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>>692306466
So we fucked for a good 45 minutes at least of her just squirming from cumming.
I finally came again, but not in her because I never asked and she never said if she was on the pill. So I came all over her face. She straight up did some pornstar shit and started to finger scoop it all in her mouth. She barely had anything to go wash off.
After that we've never fucked again, and we don't talk much. I think she thought about it too much or something and she figured something like what I'm doing right now would happen.
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>>692304007
Not true, I've seen sandwiches made out of lettuce. What if you're a celiac? Fucking moron.
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>>692306842
or maybe you could just change your location.. shouldnt be a problem.
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>>692306466
>Loves her hair pulled and to be spanked.
Dan the Man taught her well.
I bet she gives a great titfuck too, right?
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>>692307021
Those aren't sandwiches, just some dumb vegan saying they are
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>>692306946
No she never seemed to be into black guys and really wasn't slutty in personality. So idk what sparked that.
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>>692286362
i did tigerr benson. paid for it, but did her.
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>>692307021
put a slice of a whole wheat on your ears and we got an idiot sandwich

get rekt
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>>692307160
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>>692286362
>be me
>at a gay bar
>not even gay
>just there with a friend
>some guy comes over and chats with me
>seems cool, pretty dude like (not a massive faggot)
>my friends go ape shit and pull me aside
>"Dude that's Dane Cook!"
>mfw he asks me to come watch "sports"
>go to his place
>drop my pants
>bend over
>notice spaghettis on the floor
>Dane Cook do the dinosaur!
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>>692306924
I have pics of Jeanette but I'm currently trying to sell them to the guys who did Demi's infamous leak.
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>>692307009
Great story, bro. Any proof?
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>>692307104
She hated that guy. She always talked about how underage actresses would be harassed sexually by him.
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>>692307147
I suppose. But really, a burger is considered a sandwich then?
>>692307273
>put a slice of a whole wheat on your ears and we got an idiot sandwich
>get rekt

What the fuck nigger? Are you 12, what is this?
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theres a few places where im from (country in eastern europe) where "celebrities" (read: people that were in shows like Big Brother or shit like that) work as massueses. they give handjobs and blowjobs if you pay extra. I went a couple of times and got the "full" treatment every time.

again, nobody you would know unless you are from my country. and even then, only if you read tabloids and shit.
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>>692305642
>we've been friends since she was 14.
What's up with Dan Schneider? Jenette told you something about him? He really fucks his starlets?
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>>692307396
Some, but as I said I'm trying to make some $ off the proof.
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>>692307629
See
>>692307521
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>>692307709
Wow!! So, he fucked Jenette and Miranda for years? Did she told you so?
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>>692307641
Post just one pic as a proof.
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>>692307629
I remember her telling me he liked to make girls sit on his lap while reading lines. And any chance he could get to see bare feet, he would take.
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>>692307641


>we've been friends since she was 14.

>Some, but as I said I'm trying to make some $ off the proof


With "friends" like yourself, who needs enemies. I'm not even a moralfag or a whiteknight, but fucking kill yourself, faggot.
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>>692307641
You can post one pic that isn't anywhere else and just censor her tits if you want.
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>>692288156

Underrated post.
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>>692301930
That the one with the saggy tits in the first season?
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>>692307872
No Jeanette never fucked him. I wouldn't have fucked her if that were true.
But I can't say anything for Miranda.
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>>692286362
Not very famous- well, not famous AT ALL any more.
You'll probably recognise them if you're from the UK and if you're another old fuck like me. (I'm still quite proud of it though!)

The one with dark hair- Lisa.
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>>692289168
Dan "Always Cum Inside'r" Schneider
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>>692307974
>I remember her telling me he liked to make girls sit on his lap while reading lines

I've read this before on here, I'm sure he fucks them. That's how they get on his shows, first they gotta get on his little dick. It has to be. He'd be a fucking blithering moron not to.
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>>692302365
Welcome, friend. We here at 4chan would like to make your first experience here the best one of your life. I am Anon and we here at 4chan, specifically /b/, would like to say greetings and stay the fuck away newfag! Whoo boy, you stink of summer.
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>>692307993
It's not like that. I have a video of her sucking dick. The only thing in it is my dick and her face. There's really nothing I can give you that would validate proof without also leaking an image.
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>>692308189
Nice meme friend
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>>692307975
Well, you clearly ARE both of those things. What the FUCK is wrong with /b/ these days!?
I so so rarely come here any more- but every time I do- I just find the place jammed full of little cunts like your good self.

Cunt.
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>>692287816
Okay Andre Drummond
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Closest I ever got was the niece of a famous baseball pitcher.
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>>692307975
We don't talk anymore.
So >friend doesn't really apply.
Especially when you live in CA and everyone you fuck is a fake bitch until they turn about 25
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>>692296594
>FUNNY POWDER
every damn time
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>>692288764

hey dan
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>>692308074
>I wouldn't have fucked her if that were true.
You are a bit innocent, dude. Sorry to say, but Dan use and abuse all his girls in exchange for fame and money.
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>>692304783
>special font for sarcasm
>being this new

Kindly escort yourself off of my /b/, good sir. And, if it's not too much trouble, kill yourself while you're at it. Good day.
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>>692308425
did the daughter of a musician whose band was popular in the 80s
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I was at a party and met bobby browns daughter laprincia.
It was from a relationship that wasnt whitney houston.
Ended up fucking her on some stairs in the back hallway.
I told her i wasnt going to wear a rubber and that it was my perogitive.
This was 7 years ago when i was 18.
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Not really a celeb I guess, but I fucked PushingUpRoses at a con once.

She's really cute, but not a very good lay. Those tits were great though.
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>>692308263
Pause video where her face is recognizable. take screenshot. put black bar over your dick in ms paint is necessary. done. we then all believe and worship you. it's really that simple.

on a side note, does this video mean you don't have any video/pics of her naked body? is it just your dick? lol
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>>692308677
Sorry to say but I knew Jeanette...who knew Dan...
You know no one other than your family and the people you went to school with.
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>>692304783
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carrie underwood used to give me blow jobs at NSU during our freshman year. before she went on that Idol bullshit.

wasn't much good, too much of a stuck up bitch to let me finger her vagoo. 4/10 at best
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>>692308823
nice
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>>692308079
Wow!

STOP CROWDING ME!!!

One at a time, /b/tarts! I know you're all impressed beyond belief, but chill out!

:'(
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>>692298479
Are you a serial killer?
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>>692308756
I knew my deal with the devil would pay off. The bait was too strong to ignore. I'm so happy. anyone who uses 'new' or 'newfag' unironically really needs another hobby.
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>>692308401
Everytime I come on /b/ I see raging little faggots like yourself, trying so hard to be edgy. /b/ was never good. Further proof you're a newfriend. Also, you're fucking giving this place cancer. Cancer.
>>692308442
Meh, you got a point. Besides, women are vile creatures. Carry on, anon.
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>>692307009
>After that we've never fucked again, and we don't talk much. I think she thought about it too much or something and she figured something like what I'm doing right now would happen.

I just want to say that I can believe that.
How big are her tits in person? Did you groomed/spanked her tits?
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>>692308973
The dealers I'm selling it to don't want any image leaking before they leak it themselves. You know how the Demi lovato infamous leaks had a "rares selling" tag on it? That's what they want to do with this. They take the vid from me, then sell it to a highest bidder who then decides whether he leaks the vid and screenshots. If anything gets out at all before they leak the tagged screenshots, I loose money.
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>>692308074
>But I can't say anything for Miranda.
How so? They are like best friends. I bet Jennette talks about her often.
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>692309102
she was really nice and i feel bad because i treated her like shit.
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>>692309473
How much money?
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>>692309243
Never spanked her tits but her ass was pretty red by the end.
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lena Dunham. two years ago I was in Bedford New York two years ago I was in Bedford New York upstate near Connecticut and she was out with some friends. she just got done filming Girls season 4 and she was just out with her friends. we drank and I went back to her place and fucked her. she's a freak
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>>692304367
Only post in this whole thread that's even remotely worth reading
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>>692309473
lol no. now I know you are bullshit. If they want rights to a pic, they have to give you money and a contract. Before that, you can do anything you want with your pics.

Besides, if your deal is basically done and ready to the point where they HAVE the rights, just put their stupid watermark on the screenshot.

Your story is full of holes and you are coming up with reasons for why you don't actually have proof.
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>>692288659
What town?
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>>692305772
WHO? I'm from OK
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>>692309611
They said it's a process over time but the buy would be 100,000, then the proceedings of whoever buys it for their price gets split with me.
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>>692301101
nudes?????
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>>692309708
Everything about her disgusts me but her tits. I wish they were on the chest of a better, more in shape, person.
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>>692286362
Not me, but one of my friends used to fuck that wrestler Becky Lynch when we were younger.
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>>692307541
People tend to just call it cheese burger or hamburger
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>>692309838
See
>>692309912

I'm not sure if I want to sell to them is why I haven't done a deal yet or leaked anything.
There's other people who could get me more money. But they're risky people.
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>>692309685
Instant boner

I want to believe you so bad, anon, but I need a Proof.
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>>692308942
This is probably isn't true but it's the most believable story so far because the girl in question looks like she has a lower self esteem than the virgins in this topic.

on the off chance I'm wrong and you did fuck her, tell me how accurate I am here: Her pussy looked like roastbeef, she has style her pubic hair a little, her nipples were a dark brown and she had light stretch marks on the tops of her tits.
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>>692305772
Pic of said anchor?
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>>692309888
If you watch the news at night in OKC you've seen her
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>>692309708
Man, of all the celebrities to make up a fake story about.
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>>692310257
fuckkk, I just want a name please! Is it linda cavanaugh? lmfao
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>>692309685
And she loved it... jesus...
Was she loudly, submissive?
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>>692308828
>laprincia
fucking niggers
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>>692310201
Even though I have about 200 pictures of her still I can't do it. It'd ruin her career. Especially with fucking Oklahoma's culture
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>>692309052
she sucked dick but wouldn't get finger blasted?

wtf
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>>692309473
If this isn't bullshit(which it clearly is) then just take a screenshot and crop everything but her face, then post the TINY, LOW RES, THUMBNAIL sized pic of JUST her face.

NOTHING stopping you from doing that.
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>>692310162
ok I'll entertain you for one last post.

Let's see a g rated pic of you two and then a pic of just you with a timestamp like that other poster said.

That's innocent enough and proof that you at least know her.

If you can't even provide that for someone who you knew since she was 14, you are just a liar.
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>>692310085
please do tell more...also is her accent really that thick? also pics from back in the day?
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>>692308263
Why are there still anons who believe this autist?
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>>692306467
She was the bomb in bed, pretty much the best girl I ever had
Awesome firm tits too and a surprisingly tight pussy.

I hope I can get it on with her again some time

sadly, I didn't take any pics

>>692306708
no, I'm not Sky
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>>692310775
no one does anymore. he can't even post a pic of her that we can't find on google. let alone a bj pic. He is keeping the desperate busy for a while though.
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>>692309598
Yeah, I feel bad too. We got drunk at a party, her fiancee was out of town, and I started hitting on her, took her upstairs, popped her cherry. She had been saving herself for marriage. Still owe the dude that lived in the house money for replacement sheets, but haven't seen him or her in years. I don't feel bad about that one, though.
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i fucked katy parry dn tayllr swift nd chole grace moretz and kate becinsale and it was good that is the story don't ask "STORY????!?!?!?!?""""""
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>>692310775
It was a good story until the video crap. Some good trolling.
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>>692286362
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
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>>692310584
>If you can't even provide that for someone who you knew since she was 14, you are just a liar.

...just a liar.
/thread
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>>692299766
>fucked
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>>692296594
>FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER
>but you were in iCarly
hahaha
I wish that was true
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closest I ever came to a sexual interaction with a "celebrity". A semi known female youtuber was filming for an omegle video I guess (at least I hope she wasn't just on in her downtime) and I actually came across her. (she isn't famous enough for someone to run a gif or something through manycam).

We had a very brief text conversation since I didn't have a mic and then when I knew she was ready to move on to the next person I stood up and flashed my dick. I was soft at the time and she clicked off before even making a facial expression.

It still made me happy to know this girl saw my dick. I understand exhibitionists better now.
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>>692311268
you silly goose
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>>692286362
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? post stories

Niggerfucker. Dead to me. Career suicide.
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has /b/ ever fucked anyone??
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>>692310357
Er, no. Ha! Younger. Hotter.
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>>692311717
Hi, Dan!
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>>692293075
Not thick, but wide? Isn't that the same thing?? (Sorry, English is my second language)
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>>692294323
Tiny clue??
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>>692309052
Ever see those tits??
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>>692301471
You've gone hogging I see.
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>>692310085
any stories or pics?
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>>692286362
I fucked the blonde girl from Matilda about 7 years ago. I met her at an S&M club. We played a bit, became friends. I played with her a few times. Tied her up and flogged her, spanked her, a little electrical play. Fucked her at an orgy. She was AMAZINGLY good in bed!

Childhood fantasy come true. Now I just need that chick who played Catalina in Space Cases. Unfortunately she's got a kid and is legit famous now.
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>>692304367
+1
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>>692288202
if you actually fucked trish you are living my 14 year old self's dream
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>>692312666
Satan trips and a bunch of lies. Never believe the devil.
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new thread?
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>>692286362
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Shit. Was going to post her ass. Ah well
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>>692314419
good trolling, dude hahaha
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