Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind, RP sucks
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly have fun
Honestly to me that's always the fucking german cruisers, I've seen them launch torpedoes when the enemies are 10km range and there's 2 friendly ships in front of them. Destroyers at least can usually also do some damage.
There really isn't that much, less than 15 pictures and most are from one artist.
Yes that's why I bought it and generally like that kind of fast paced roguelikes. I generally do one run then some KanColle then another run.
Post the best lewd of your waifu or the baby panda gets it.
I am not really familiar with the area at all, just that UAE is somewhere in there with all those super cars.
Also neat Junji Ito.
True, but it wouldn't have been me.
Woah shhhhh, its not like that at all! Me and mio have something pure
Never go back to mccree, its not worth. For a whole day? Pharah or Zarya
Im diamonds right now
I'm failing to see how our side lost a 3 ship lead, when ALL the enemy destroyers were sunk already. Jesus. I'm not being the head of the pack next time, someone else can spearhead the blind canyons.
Well, Season 1 they were still finding their feet as animators. Season 3 is miles better, and Season 4 will be another improvement. Also its a big difference between solid 3D and trying to make 3D look like 2D.
Wows really can be frustrating, are you playing on eu servers?
I want to see the Panda die.
>league in a nutshell
Rango seems like a generous dude. I gotta chat him up a bit more often.
Special layer of hell just for people like you.
And you stupid afro
Dude that's fucking baller, 3k a week? And you get to work as much as you want?
You build the trailers yourself though? Can you like turn on music and do it at your own pace? Pick your hours, etc?
Night night Yuno
You have the brightest heart.
Ahaha, sounds great man! Glad to know you've been doing well.
Going on a lot of dates eh? Have they been working out?
I've been so-so. Ups and downs. Thankfully I'm going back to Saudi Arabia in a few days. I can't wait to be back in my old house. Good internet, cleanest food and best privacy.
What's making it so shit?
Homu with top tier advice as usual, ty.
Not as great as yours, but pretty good! Us purple eyes gotta stick together.
You been good?
Lol yup. UAE has Dubai in it which is basically the hot shit of the country. I live in Lebanon which is basically a much less successful Dubai. Moving back to Saudi Arabia which is muslim central
I love Junji Ito. I love it because most of his comics don't have a long running plot so my poor memory doesn't let me down.
So some shitskin on the bus fell asleep and pissed himself
He hasn't woken up yet and no one dares touch him. I think he might be dead. Either way I hope something happens before I get off
Claiming Rei. She's actually got a good heart despite initially being so distant.
This is more personal than anything, but he's pretty damn important to me. He is a really nice guy, I would recommend talking to him more.
Akiko your life is just a bundle of Joy isn't it.
>Tfw everyone that plays the same games as you is on different servers
I should've elaborated, basically I have a cute redhead girlfriend and we've been going to places like this one retro arcade in town, and a bunch of other places she's never been.
>I wish I had good net.
Can't say it's been uninteresting so far
Might as well then.
That I knew that Dubai is all about that sweet money.
Wallah you better have a good vacation.
I used to check those Junji Ito threads people used to host, but it seems that there haven't been any in years.
that's not what cannons are for though
i still cringe at the presentation
your virginity meant nothing
Huh? I'm not shipped with anyone. Not for real anyway.
Wake the guy up yo. Tell him he pissed himself and help him off the bus.
Get those sweet Karma points.
Ah, I'm sorry!
I couldn't open the image because of my slow net. Thank you so much for the advice.
It did feel weird as Homu said she went to nap and she never talked about Nuclear Throne.
Memory at work! Thanks for the advice anyway.
You are still alive.
Not as hard as that music video.
Why are you so angry at me karen, i just do it out of love
Woah thats taking it too far, you take that back
That may be true, but you cant deny its pretty hot
What up robit
I can't fucking find underwear that smells at least somewhat decent.
Aha, that was a test and I'm happy to say you passed. Good man, good man.
>Never go back to McCree
Heresy. Prime heresy. Those side steps beckon me man, especially since I know how to cheese with fanning the hammer now. Had a feeling you'd say Zarya, eh why not.
Oh please, if only there were as many great moments to screen cap from the show like you do. Thank you though, I wholeheartedly agree, purple eyes a best. A bit better, last few days haven't been total shit so hey that's something right? How about yourself?
It was hot watching it happen.
Yup, pretty much.
Made me fucking laugh. It made me laugh because you used it correctly too.
What Junji threads? On which board?
>Cute redhead girlfriend
>Penny is waifu
Did you hit the fucking goldmine dude?
Retro arcade sounds so fun dude. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. That's why you're never on anymore!
This means the less I see you, the happier I'll be. You're at the endgame of life my man, congrats.
>your nice ass probably reeled her in.
Hey there, how are you?
What can I do to help besides killing myself?
Okay I'm sorry maybe not the afro.
I can't ship myself with anyone, for certain reasons.
Why do you want me to ship with Fran?
don't even mention that. it triggers me
Don't even think sticking your dick in it. But i'm doing fine, spent my entire day off just sleeping. probably fucked my sleep schedule for the night. What about you?
Only if i get to pet you first.
Because your conversations are just 2cute4me.
I basically hit a jackpot.
>Since I've got my car fixed I haven't been home quite as much
Plus when I am home I'm playing the games I got on the Summer Sale.
>Darksiders 1&2, Sniper Elite 3, Dungeon Defenders, Punch Club and SteamWorld Heist.
So much gud shit. I really like Darksiders, its got a huge God Of War feel to it.
>Plus the retro arcade has shit like Mortal Kombat and Tekken. Those two games are my jam.
>Gotten my ass handed to me twice though.
You could try killing yourself.
No, ask someone else
Grew up in the wrong neighborhood with right friends, I think they were from Kosovo though, thus the whole "Wallah, if not"
There used to be some in here /b/ same as berserk threads, although haven't seen them come up in years.
>Wake the guy up
Nah, I already got off
Also I wouldn't wake that guy up. I mean if you sleep so deep you lose bladder control that's gotta be a good ass nap, right?
We will remember you
It did to me
I'll do it again too
I bet you found it hot
The only thing me and mio do is occasionally charge our crystals and get some energy flowing
It beckons us all, that is why its the prime heresy. Wait, i changed my mind, i just realised. Winston is your hero for the day
Karen you dont have to give me so much hate, i still love you friendo, even if you talked smack about the afro. It was just a prank bro
>My dick is diamonds, it would break the cannon
So you did end up taking it off? Nice. My schedule has been fucked for months so i know the pain. Just enjoying the comfy thread and thats about it
Poke him with a stick
>tfw you will never know what it was like playing pre-nerf Mcree and 100 to 0'ing roadhogs and Reinhardt's
I'm not gonna get my stick dirty
Yeah, i took it off. Driving an hour to work every day gets quite tedious after 2 years.
not when they're cold
o shit waddup?
And I'm back.
Ah that actually reminds me, I gotta go get rid of my earlier screencaps kek. They're pretty horrid. That's why you only see a few of the number 1-40's
Days haven't been complete shit? Something good happened?
I'm pretty good. Going back to Saudi Arabia for the rest of the summer which is going to be baller as hell.
Cleanest food on the planet, a decent internet and best of all: Privacy! No more people randomly moving around the room and making me mute microphone or whatever. Good shit.
How about something else? Anything that can make you feel a bit better?
Dude holy fuck you're in a pretty good spot aren't you?
And your job is still doing good, yeah?
Fuck. I'm so happy for you man.
Keke. Wallah literally means "And God". It's a kind of oath.
Berserk threads? I've been on /r9k/ for the past few years so I don't know much about /b/ history.
I bet I did.
How about you?
these legs get me everytime
Thanks ^^ I've got up until the 5th off, then I get to do freelancing and maintenance n stuff.
>Anyway, gonna get off so I can sleep a bit more before I go grocery shopping n stuff ^^
Mine? Or me and Fran's? We barely talk though.
Unless you mean the Mortician Fran
How long have you been watching?
I had the idea that it meant "I swear to God"
Some guys just dumping the Berserk manga in here.
How about you fuck off instead?
I wasn't useless! This is a first for this ship!
Its over, now you can go and make as many threads as you want
But trips demanded it! At least keep us updated then
That sounds horrible, the most ive ever had to drive is 8 min or so. I could see why you would want one off. Did you want the hour away job or was it all that was offered?
of course, karen ALWAYS forget the choogen
Early BBs are suffering
I'll do it again one day I hope that heats you up as well
I will, oh boy. I will be a great thread baker
It basically does. But I was just saying the literal translation
You know any other arabic slang?
>pic kinda related
Feel better soon.
Because the Choogen WANTS to be forgotten.
The Choogen is a dead meme
Okay dude, seeya later! Hopefully never!
>get some energy flowing
Yeah I bet you two do. So it's like a siren's song then?
Don't do this to me man, please rethink this.
Oh trust me, I did. Those times are long gone now though sadly.
>He puts up shield
>Walk through shield and fan
>Swoop back and fan again
Kek. How bad we talking? Like only half of her is capped bad? Not particularly. I'm able to talk to a good friend of mine more often now, that could be it. Ah hell yeah! That sounds great man, leaving in a few days? Nothing like you're own privacy and of course stable fucking internet.
I go look at the detailed report, and I can very much see that.
>All those missed shots
But I did manage to hit someone with an ENTIRE salvo just before they dissapered behind a cliff, and chunked them for 90% of their HP. That was so so SO satisfying!
same, just relaxing.
I wouldn't say it was the only thing offered nor would i say i wanted it, but every job in the town i live in either don't offer enough to live by, or I'm not qualified for. so i have to work in a nearby city. So it was sort of both. but my employer offers to cover the fuel prices so that's why i stuck with it.
you would miss me
post more maid!
The frills at the top of the stockings get me so diamonds.
I kinda want to break her knees too.
Mio is so cute.
Just wait until tier 5-6 and using AP, hell even in tier IV you can get the occasional one shot with double citedals.
Only really salam aleikum, been many years since I was in Turkey.
Yeah the mortician one. Your conversations are always pretty cute to read. Like a young couple without all the actual romance and shit.
I usually just lurk around the threads and shitpost. I've been here for about two weeks.
I'll see if I can find some more for you like that, I need to get some more Mio.
>I kinda want to break her knees too
Maid incoming, I need some fresh stuff soon
Oh god, I'm so torn now. Cruisers are fun, but that BB chunk is tempting. Is it worth the utter soul crushing feeling of being useless most games to go further into BB?
>Not SSS+ tier
Git gud Rory
Personally I dip in all classes, cruisers gets really frustrating when they get 1 shotted faster than dd's due to citadels.
I mean like they're kinda blurry quality for an expression that isn't so noteworthy. And a big filesize too.
Basically timed the screenshot wrong and went with it.
Sounds great about the friend too.
I honestly just can't wait for the internet and being able to wake up to the sound of something other than kids playing or people yelling lol.
Aw thank you Anon. But he's married with kids already! I can't ship with him.
If you've only been here two weeks then you've only seen the one conversation.
Plus a ship should be real love. There hasn't been anyone I can show my real self to.
Yeah? You were in Turkey?
Where are you originally from?
This man knows what makes a good maid outfit!
Post one of Karen!
Good stuff, my first time baking was scary too. Akiko also cucked me pretty bad and i was sad. Not like you do though, yours is special
What the fuck man, i say that you are my boy and how we are cool and you just go and roast me. I guess ill just go fuck myself, at least mio likes me still
Its not lewd at all, its just to make our bodies more energized and stuff. Well i cant describe how its done in thread, its a secret
Fine, then go back to zarya or pharah
Well having a middle line seems alright. I didnt know employers would cover fuel costs, how does that work?
Of course! Maids are the best!
I really really want to see Mio legs broken. They're so slender and long. So cute!
Plus she's so shy, she would have such adorable reactions.
it's not part of of any law (at least that i know of), but he basically just adds roughly the fuel cost for a trip over here and back and adds it to my wage.
It was a small vacation to Alanya.
The most non-nordic country, Finland.
I dunno, I guess when I tried it the first time, it just seemed like even committing to one class fully was a job. Let alone all of them.
I dunno if it's because I'm actually being useful to an extent now, or if values were changed, but I seem to be getting a lot more research points and credits now.
My god you want to kill me?
So much cuteness
Ofc Miss "I can cosplay everything just watch" has a fantastic maid cosplay
I will do in a while, I've been slacking with my picture adding
Yes it was spooky. My cuck has that special touch
I should add a whole different section for Mio maid. Do not break her legs. I'll beat you like I beat Yume
Came home to find my little sis watching Prison Break
She started laughing when the nigger got shanked
I love my little sister
He wasn't dead. He rolled over and made a sound. Then I had to get off
It was fun, but we've had our fun now. He's still good. Shredding squishies as intended
Hey you can give me a hero for the day
Might be a mix of you getting better so more points, or you've unlocked some perk that gives you premium for a couple of days.
I can just say, don't rush into higher tiers.
>Did that in WoT
>You can guess how that turned out
I'll just kinda play casually now, since I went on a binge when I first started. Which would explain why I sucked and got frustrated and quit.
This lmao, Shiki is too good.
Oh nice. What do you do by the way? Work or study or what?
>Mio likes me still
That's what you think.
I play it in cycles, occasionally binging/playing all day or getting dailies for a week then growing tired/frustated again and letting it rest for some weeks.
I didnt think it was, thats really nice though. Ive met a few people that do the same travel thing but never got the fuel payed back. How much does it end up costing over a month or so?
That sounds pretty lewd mio, save it for the hibernation coming up
Bus guy wasnt kill, how did he piss himself though and not notice?
Why do you hate me so much karen, it was just a prank
Maid it up
>at least Mio likes me still
Oh my it does. I'll save it
Eh, I feel just playing it while at work or when I get in the mood would work well for me. Then I can WoW the rest of the time, or just watch my Vietnamese Puppet Shows.
>And it's off to unlock the building and switch to mobile.
So much maid
Need to fap so badly now!
Waiting for news about university entry exams currently, otherwise nothing other than gym.
dunno, never really pay attention of it. 1200$ at the most i suppose. I'll have to check next time.
Time to go to sleep. Goodnight all, see you in a few hours.
Alright that's enough maids for now.
Same, not gonna lie.
Good night you
Hm, you just finished school?
He seemed to be napping peacefully and suddenly these teenage girls start giggling and pointing like they do. Small puddle at his feet
Military, law-enforced conscription.
Thanks mio, glad you always got my back. Best shipmate
1200 its more than i ever made in a month, that would be insane if it was that much.
Rip bus guy, he will never score again
depends, where do you live?
Huh, how long did you do? Dangerous?
>Mfw a friend of mine gets $5k a month because Native American
>Mfw my grandma gets $4.5k a month from pension plans and retirement and such
One I feel deserves it, the other I think is bullshit, but I am mad jelly of both and can not comprehend what they spend it all on.
He'll be fine
He will get 72 lolis when he dies of shame after he wakes up
You telling me you've never read my filenames before?
It's not the first time I post that one
9 months, not really dangerous at all.
I kind of goofed up by not applying to an university beforehand, because I could have reserved a spot for later on also known as this current moment.
Welcome back sleepyhead
Nah I always read, just don't remember that one.
Also what does the shirt say? Internet to slow to load that image.
Aha, we never realise how smart we can be until it's too late
You just did guard duty? Did you get paid for it?
Currently in the states in texas
Is the friend full native american? Ive heard of people getting benefits even just being a part native
Well at least he will forget about his shame real quick. What an afterlife hes gonna have
Dot worry, i wont let karen mess with your legs
Rolling to break Mio's legs and watch her cry
Pretty much basic training and that, correct, but the wage was minimal thus I could have made a lot more by working the time instead.
Not full, no. I'm not sure how much, but he's barely a few years older than me and set for life. I wouldn't really have a problem with it if he didn't blow through the money without a care in the world, and then treat the stuff he gets with said money like trash.
>Bought a super expensive model gun from Halo
>After 2 days he had lost in in the back of his truck, buried under a bunch of junk
I can feel my poverty driven spite swelling, so Ima stop talking about this.
I'll be off for now guys, seeya later.
Ah I see
That's pretty interesting. I'll make sure to chat you up more later. I want to ask more stuff. Hopefully I'll spot you when you're here.
huh, either that estimate was wrong or fuel prices are ridiculous where i live.
>losing a halo under junk in a truck
Fuck, this isn't you-rage-you-lose thread
see ya qt!
Good, I want to keep my legs
Have a good one, I'm off to take a nap or something depending on how I feel.
Well I've had enough I want off, I'm just going to end it tonight I guess, I'll see you guys on the other side. If there is anything on the other side.
I got a little bit in me, id gladly take 5 grand a month for doing nothing. I doubt ill get lucky but im still gonna look up how
Either way, as long as you are covered its all good. Usually when i hear people travel for work like that its usually for a money reason. They usually just say the farther job pays more
Karen is gone, everything is gonna be okay. The bad man wont hurt you
Hard to live when im dead on the inside
death is for the weak
>Usually when i hear people travel for work like that its usually for a money reason
Well driving 2 hours is better than living in poverty.
Then i will break his legs so he cant break yours. The ultimate plan
I like the sarcasm, but you know what i meant robit. Almost every manager at the walmart i worked at lived an hour away too but they made more driving to my store. It was weird
Good threads are always on the verge of death
I see you there.
that wasn't sarcasm. i genuinely prefer driving over being piss poor.
>Almost every manager at the walmart i worked at lived an hour away
suppose it's just a manager thing
But what if he crawls for mine
It is always like this, at this time. Wait until later it's faster.
This Makoto is also pretty cute
What's wrong with slow threads though?
I'll be almost asleep by then.
I so do!
Nothing wrong with slow. But that was close to a 404.
fuck it, I'm tried and i need to get some sleep. goodnight sweeties