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how are you protecting your family?
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my bro shot himself in the leg with a kahr 45.

I carry a walther pk380 and a hinderer xm-18 Harpoon fatty
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>>692226429
By having nothing of value.
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>>692226429
Gotta love a top break revolver.
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>>692226772
whatever you used to post is valuable enough

>>692226766
i love this khar. first one ive owned.
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>>692226429
by being valuable enough to live in a decent neighborhood where it's not dangerous

these threads always remind me of what it was like to be poor.
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>>692226989
J-frame too!
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>>692226429
I'm a felon, so I have a bat...fuck me
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>>692227223
negro i live in a quiet suburb. i dont NEED this gun rather, i want it.
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>>692226429
by not living by niggers
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>>692227410

buy all the guns you want, just don't pretend that it makes you more of a man
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>>692226429
Here's my arsenal
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>>692227450
This is true. We bought a home in a small white town. Best decision i ever made
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>>692226429
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I'm English so when the Muslims break in and try to behead my family I have to just ask them to leave or wait for the police to come who will pretty much also just ask them to leave.
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I live in a country where I dont have too worry about cunts coming in my home with guns, so this Roman Gladius I have up on my wall sharp and ready too go will be fine.
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>>692226429
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Cudeman JJSK2. Britfag no need for guns.
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>>692228186
What if they are also carrying a roman gladius?
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by giving my son up for adoption when he's born so that i don't ruin him with my autism

(im being sincere btw im legitimately fucking terrified of bringing a child into this world and having him end up anything like me.)
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>>692228186
I'd like one of these but there's no room in the crawlspace with all my fedoras down here.
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>>692228414
What if they are also carrying a cudeman jjsk2?
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>>692226429
with Freedom
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>>692227944
Are those flavored?
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>>692228505
>What if they are also carrying a roman gladius?

Yell "13!" and charge at them.
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>>692227730
1/10. not taking it
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>>692227944
What if they are also carrying dubs and condoms?
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Give me Judy pics, or related fur stuff.
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>>692227740
>>692227740
i'll take that semi-auto rifle
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>>692228505
Then we shall have a glorious battle worthy of song.
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>>692228414
lol until one of your troubled youths passes a background check for a steak knife and dices up your family
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>>692228095
the british charm is deadly
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>>692228763
kek
nice ref. miss that show
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>>692228602
That's a profoundly ethical decision and I'm impressed.

Get a vasectomy. I did. No major hassle and well worth it.
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>>692228319
too soft. can fuck it
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>>692228620
Swords are fucking cool, wtf are you on about. I would have more if the things weren't so damn expensive. I only like legit ones, fake decorative ones are gey.
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>>692228414
you call that a knoife?
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>>692226429
by living in a civilized country
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>>692226429
Thank god i don't live near white people they have way to many guns n Shiiiiit!!
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>>692228680
Then they have excellent taste in knives.
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>>692228695
keltec please
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>>692229226
that'll take too long. use what john goodman used in that cloverfield movie
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>>692229138
No, I call it a knife because I'm civilised.
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>>692229207
I guess that would be a good icebreaker to get the chat going before asking them to kindly leave.
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>>692229152
What he said.
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>>692226429
I've done the real world equivalent of taking the black.
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>>692229226
What if they are also carrying acid?

In before get high with them
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>>692229220
Kel-kec is awesome as fuck and to shoot some nog breaking into the house hyuunnng
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>>692229417
What if they also have toy guns from the poundshop?
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>>692228695

>trying this hard

i bet you get in a car accident.
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>>692229530
You renounced sex and live on top of a wall?
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>>692227730
Owning a weapon is a right, equal on the spectrum to free speech. A little something called the bill of rights.
Not understanding this is down right stupid. What other rights do you advocate someone takes from you? Unlawful search and siezure? Its already been taken. And then what? Whats next? Your freedoms, your childrens freedoms, your grandchildrens freedoms, being slowy but undeniably being taken away. Mutiple freedoms of the bill of rights have been stripped due to fears of an undereducated populace.
I remember high school. Somethig called 'constitution day'. You may remember. Funny thing is 'constitution day' is a fallacy. Its unconstitutal. But just let keep letting someone take away your rights until your grandchildrens children, have few left.
I respect this man on nothing but advoacting his rights. Something more people should do, and demonizing the decision is pretty strange. You should reevaluate your thinking.
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>>692226429
Certainly not with cookies.
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>>692227740
Is that a muslim prayer rug?
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>>692229346
concentrated nitric acid melts flesh on contact. RIP

>>692229547
I support common sense acid control
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Back off
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>>692229530
That sounds quite piratey and pirates these days are niggers so you must be...
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>>692229417
>Springfield XD

i wouldn't brag about that
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>>692229152
So you don't live in Europe. Makes sense.
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>>692229677
yeah, pretty much. Though instead of wildlings and white walkers we fear the red star
>>692229853
hah. Would be fun to go on a pirate hunt once in my life though
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Shotgun. I heard someone banging on the basement window at 11 pm and ran around the house with a loaded shotgun in my boxers. Nieghbor seen me they think I am crazy now... Well fuck I am on /b/
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>>692229827
Them springs could have someones eye out!
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>>692229751

Another amerifag broken record rant again.
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>>692229668
IED and Car accident, what now faggot?
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>>692226429
With plastic cutlery and impact caps. Oh and apparently with antivirus software. WTF?
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>>692229152
What country would that be?
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>>692227223

> lol guns are for poor people
> who needs guns when i have the police (men with guns) to protect me?
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>>692229827
what if Billy from across the street has a super soaker?
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>>692229899
No, I'm still in Europe for 2 years after article 50 is triggered like a tumbler feminist. Also nice dubs.
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>>692230192
Billy moved out last week, he's got nothing on me and my tricycle gang
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>>692229977
Dubbin it
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>>692230192
What if they are also carrying a super soaked Billy?
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>>692229751
>tl;dr
owning a gun in america is a right. OP is exercising it.
don't tread on me
Budwiser is the best
1967 corvette was the best corvette
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>>692229880
You're right. The 416 should be something to brag about.
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>>692226429
by not having it
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>>692227223
I don't think you understand how expensive it is to own a gun. The gun itself costs quite a bit. Ammo does not grow on trees and you need a lot of it to actually get good at using it and all things that are needed to clean and maintain a weapon do not come cheap either.
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>>692230172
pretty much
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>>692230460
With that many attachments you won't have many points left for perks
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>>692230537
>that helmet
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>692228695

10/10
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I Think I have the best Defense
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>>692230537
nice empty room
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>>692230537
Fuck the guns n cheesey commando gear this guy has a book on magic.
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>>692230460
Sweet airsoft bruh, the magazine is a dead give away
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Sorry only have the design no reelpictures cause reasons he's how help fan ily much merican
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>>692230524
unless you buy a hi-point
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>>692226429
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>>692230821
What if they are also carrying traps and little boys?
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>>692230426

> implying budweiser isn't the best

shits like $0.75 a can m8, you can get sloshed for the price of one or two drinks at a bar.
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>>692230939
thats america made into a weapon
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>>692231060
you don't like PBR?
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>>692230939
Metal gear America
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>>692231160
It's as effective as the US
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Stored safely in my gonads
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>>692226429
I plan on sharing my fetish for floor tile with my intruders. They will love me.
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>>692227740
hows that C39
nice Yugo i got one as well
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>>692231393
It can't really be you
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>>692228695
almost bought a KSG but heard some bad things about them hows yours?
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>>692231475
He's a myth
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>>692231485
Only if you get a gen 1, the newer ones are good to go.
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>>692231393
ayyyyy
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>>692226420
hi there y'all
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>>692230460
>416
>.22 conversion
god tier pleb
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>>692231393
What if they are also carrying floor tiles?
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>>692231239

its good, but i could never be caught dead drinking it.

maybe once the hipster fad dies out it will be safe again.
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Kriss vector and glock 17 in 9mm, Walther ppq in .45
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>>692230932
Actually 22lr genius.
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>>692231595
cant find one for shit online looked everywhere all dry
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>>692231698
We can compare curves.
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If my cat gets killed by an intruder, I'm probably dead, too. I have no weapons, and I don't plan on getting any. They're just expensive rocks until the "supposed day of intrusion" that will inlikely happen.
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>>692231779
Sounds romantic
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>poor man's arsenal
>crude but effective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLpnTY_Crs
>inb4 muh childrens
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>>692231776
got mines on gbroker for good price. new
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>>692231815
Cats are probably more expensive rocks that shit and make noise when you don't want them to
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>>692231815

0/10
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>>692231866
yeah i hear ya im looking for one in OD or burnt bronze
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>>692228695
Have a ps90 vector and DD ar15v9 to go with my ksg
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>>692226429

With my blaster.
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>>692232168
kek I was thinking a Kriss next, before I go on the Milsurp train.
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>>692226429
What family?
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>>692231733
Guess you need that vertical grip to control all that muzzle flip top Kek
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>>692232198
Oh shit, more nigger pirates.
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>>692232198
Use sandpaper to remove sharp edge. Then kys.
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>>692229152
Must live in Korea or Japan
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Best home defense: I have two well trained 80 pound dogs.

Then I have a Mossberg 12 gauge.
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I live in a safe country so I guess that is the protection.
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>>692232351
They use robots to protect their sex dolls
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>>692232351
People still get robbed here tho lololol
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>>692231703
This is actually pretty cool OC anon good job 10/10 home defense
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>>692226429
I live alone. My doors are never locked. Neither are my windows. I have no weapons. I'm not concerned.
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>>692231703
>>692231054
>>692230460
>>692228695
>>692227740
Goddamn, you seriously need those huge ass guns to protect yourself from a robber/murderer that will unlikely ever be a threat to you? You look like you're going to war. I honestly doubt you will ever need to kill a man in an act of protecting yourself or your family once in your life. You are all just paranoid.
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>>692232460
"Safe" only because the media is controlled and you don't know about the bad shit really going on.
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>>692232198
Ew, that barrel
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>>692230861
i see what you did there
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>>692232406
What if they are also carrying two well trained 80pound dogs?
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>>692231958
At least cats are soft and cute
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>>692228863
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>>692230037
Logic and reason must make your head and butt hurt so much
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>>692232550
Huge? My kriss is a fucking 9mm not like I'm set up in my hallway with a fucking .338 lapua
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>>692228695
what is the one on the right? is it like a mini launcher ? no clue about guns obviously
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>>692232526
Thanks bruh
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My family "did things to me", so not only am I not protecting them, but I wish them suffering and death.
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>>692232550
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>>692229751
The 2nd amendment is a mistake. It should be erased.
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I live in eastern Canada, what's a home invasion?
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>>692232891
It's from call of duty
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>>692232848
Notice how I didn't reply to the people who owned pistols
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>>692226429
all i have is a sns that my dad got me for my 16th bday

can't afford to buy anything better than that, it's good enough though
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>>692232550
>Ar-15
>Huge

Noguns detected
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>>692233010
when the soviet union kidnaps the queen
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>>692233078
The Kriss fires a pistol round, what now pheggit
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>>692232891
Pump action shotgun.
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I'm protected
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>>692233124
nice and simple. and still worthy of protecting your home. good on you
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>>692233194
They are welcome to her. Lazy unelected sponges.
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>>692233245
You can stick a round in a pipe and hammer it like Africans and Londoners that doesn't make the pipe a pistol
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>>692226429
Condoms.
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Guns are pretty expensive in Aus and my handgun license still hasn't arrived yet, so I guess the best thing I have is my Lee Enfield.
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>>692233292
you cant drive around with that
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>>692233124
He bought that for you so you would kill yourself not post It online.
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>>692233292
What if they are also carrying a bag?
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>>692226429
With a baretta glock. Sometimes though I'm willing to use the ol' glock turbo
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>>692227944
/thread
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>>692233474
Yes you can. Even in California it's legal to have guns in your trunk
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>>692233474
I can, until I'm caught.
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>>692228414
bin a knife, get a life.
>sig p938
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>>692233447
heard about the enfield on the first black ops. its pretty powerfull
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>>692233487
Kek
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>>692233182
>Implying I need guns
When you aren't killing stuff, they're just loud and a waste of space. I don't understand gun ranges at all. All you do is shoot your gun at a target. Is that supposed to be entertaining? If you want to do that then just buy a dart board. They're way less expensive and much quieter.
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>>692233487
/thread
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Forgot my based ruger gp100
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>>692233551
what are you saying?
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>>692230192
>>692230304
>>692230367
Talk somewhat tough, like a mental key to a heart worth shit. Anyways
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>>692233447
No, the best thing you have is that nugget carbine. Should the force of 1000 stalanium suns fail to subdue the would-be criminal, you have that glorious spike bayonet made of stalanium to skewer them with. And if they are running away? Throw it like a javelin.
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>>692229751
>being this triggered.
He didn't even say he wanted to take away guns.
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>>692233487
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>>692233825
Triggered...like guns have triggers...you funny man you
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>>692233427
We'll I uploaded a pic of a hung unknown I forgot in the first pic, have at it , calling a kriss vector huge is just ignorant huge is a Barrett .50bmg a 9mm carbine is by no means huge
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I don't let may kids anywhere close to /b
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>>692228925
Many keks were had
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>>692233664
Have you ever even fired a gun? I bet if you did you missed and handled the gun unsafely. Jesus Christ i hate pussy little faggots like you. You father must be so disappointed. Or is he a cuck like you?
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Do 'murikans actually worry about people breaking into their houses? That would be near the bottom of my list of concerns, well below meteor strikes and freak plagues of locusts. How sad it must be to live there.
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>>692233750
The baretta glock is dependable but if I want to flash some heat... I'll use the glock turbo
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>>692234124
Look up camden, nj..... yea that's 10 minutes down the street from me
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>>692232564
Naah. It really is quite safe. Sure there are burglary but they only target empty houses because the criminals prefer not to get caught. Violent home invasions haven't arrived here yet.

#justnordicthings
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>>692233664
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>>692234261
Would it not be cheaper to move instead of buying an armory?
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>>692230577
lmao
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>>692234323
Confirmed faggot.
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Ol Reliable
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>>692234431
Kriss was 1600, glock was 400, Walther was 650, ruger was 800. I enjoy shooting as a hobby so I don't see it as that expensive I usually buy and sell firearms but those 4 are the ones I'll keep no matter what
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>>692233612
My knife is bigger than your gun. Not as effective against it but in the UK it's good enough.
I have a catapult and a compound bow for ranged weapons
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>>692234866
Just go out on the balcony and fire two blasts! Buy a shotgun!
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>>692234957
That's cheaper than some crappy air rifles here in the UK. Fair enough.
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>>692235017
Wow you're dense
It's a shotgun
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>>692228925
well done! needed that one anon
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>>692235285
Omg, how expensive are air rifles? Can't you guys own shotguns over there atleast but they're really heavily regulated?
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>>692234577
says the fag who cries that guns are too loud and ranges are boring. You sound awfully like that fairy Kuntz reporter.
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>>692235314
... Jesus Christ. You are fucking retarded. Google Joe biden just get a shotgun.
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>>692233664

> being this much of a limp-wristed faggot

i bet you fired a gun once and got PTSD, too.
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Ultimate in home defense technology
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>>692235314

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=joe+biden+shotgun
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>>692235574
Depends on the make n stuff but they vary alot. Yeah we can have shotguns but I think they have to be kept on private property such as a farm. Not looked into our gun laws in a while so I could be wrong.
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>>692232550
need need need. That's what the lib fags always throw around. In a way, that mentality is right. Many gun owners don't actually need their guns for practical reasons. Fuck need. I WANT guns and that is enough. I'm a responsible person. Why the hell shouldn't I be able to own an automatic rifle if I practice good gun safety and only shoot at a range? I'm no danger to myself or others.

In terms of self defense, a single pistol or 12 gauge shotgun will do the trick and honestly be more effective and a close quarters home defense scenario. That doesn't mean that I can't also own semi-auto (or even fully auto) rifles just because I like them.

This is what runs through my head any time someone against gun ownership brings up "need"
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>>692233664
It isn't called the "Bill of Needs".
You mind your own fucking business and I'll mind mine. If I want to buy firearms and shoot them at ranges and shit, that is my deal. If you don't want to, then cool, keep that shit to yourself.
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>>692235823
What if they are also carrying a bench?
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>>692235574
I grew up in rural UK and some of my mates had shotguns. One of them used to shoot competitively. We made money one summer by shooting pigeons and rabbits on a local golf course.
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>>692234984
Comparing the size of a knife vs the size of a gun as if it means something. lol. Post a pic of your catapult.
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>>692234124

give it a few years m8. once the melanin enriched gentlemen reach a certain fraction of the population, the shit starts to hit the fan.

theres a reason why white people all fled to the suburbs.
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>>692235684
>>692235834
Ah
I'm sure that was funny to someone
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>>692227740
Pick one and throw out the others, you don't need this many guns for house protection.

Unless it's a hobby and you're able to use all of them properly, although I doubt thats the case.
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>>692226429
With my TWELVE BULBOUS PENISES

VERY DEEP INSIDE

So don't come to my house

LEST YOU WANT ME TO PENIS YOUR BOTTOM
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>>692236039
I did mention that it wasn't equivalent. The catty is just an old Black widow nothing special it's in my tackle box and I can't be bothered to get it but I'm sure you've seen one before everyone I knew growing up had one.
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>>692231054
Ayy I know that gun
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Our family pet has us covered :)
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>>692228186
>i live in a place where crime doesn't exist.
(You)
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Racism.
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>>692235866
Well I want you to die slowly and painfully in a fire, I would really like that, but we don't always get what we want.
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>>692236535
What if they are carrying a deathclaw?
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>>692236394
Last line got me. Well done m8
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>>692226429

Yeah, I use a cap gun and cookies too! Small world!
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>>692236666
>nice quads friendo
That's when the family pet gets serious.
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>>692236445
Ayyy you know it bbi.
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>>692236274
Please elaborate on the 'Proper use' anon.

>>692236398
Oh ok, I see. The verbiage is a little different over here. We call those slingshots here. Super effective shooting ball bearings. I thought you meant a full-on-fucking-pumpkin-chucking-siege-your-walled-city catapult. Which would be awesome none the less.
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>>692232550
Its for protection against tyrannical governments. You know, the people that have murdered the most people throughout history.
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>>692235823
Where did you get that sir? My old musket is on the ropes and I wish to purchase a portable cannon like your very own there.
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>>692237047
Shit just got real
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>>692237047
Oh shit that's my first quads I think. Thanks for checking them.
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>>692226429
By living in Canada. I've lived here for 23 years and never locked my door or car. Not a single problem yet.
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>>692237236
kijiji
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>>692237181
Not the anon asking about 'proper use'. But have an answer for you:

That anon has some fucking impossible standard for proper use cos he is so libtard cucked that he now looks forward to his 'gunz iz scawwwy' anal raping from the DNC's fat Tijuana donkey show sized cock.
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I have this under my bed.
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>>692237567
Sweet
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>>692236625
Your want for me to die is guaranteed in the 1st amendment that same as my right to own a gun is guaranteed by the 2nd.

The only difference is action. If you come to my house with a flame thrower with the intention of burning me to death, then I am going to two in you chest and one in your head. I think that's fair.
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>>692237567
What if they...wait, what the fuck is that and why would you want one?
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>>692237205
Yeah. Cos we all know drones and advanced military equipment are horribly weak to ar15s.

Plus ar15s wake you up in case there is a trained hit man in your house killing you in your sleep.
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I haven't ever tried cookies, but that might work. Surprise them, or give them diabetes. A fatass can't rob you.
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in dont like windurs t3n

https://soundcloud.com/yungelder/windows-8-freestyle
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>>692226429
By locking my doors and not associating with niggers.
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>>692237741
It's called a 'fucking awesome'.

See the first sentence for why you need one.
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>>692237290
That's because Canada doesn't have a lot of people for its land mass and even fewer niggers
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>>692237741
I dunno what it is either, but I want one
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>>692237518
No shit. By those standards every historical firearm collector would have to choose one pistol, one rifle, and one shotgun to keep for "proper use". Idiots.

>>692237765
>pic related
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>>692227340
pedo?
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>>692232550
I like knowing that if someone were a threat to me or my family I could kill them.
I like going out on the range and shooting, and I like sperging out about different guns.
I like triggering Yuropoors on the Internet and brainless soccer moms IRL.

Guns are multipurpose.
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>>692237181
When I said proper use I meant a good understanding of how to handle the weapon.
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>>692226429
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Why are people arguing about people having guns in their own homes? It's not in your home or affecting you in anyway so just mind your own business and leave them to their gun collecting.
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>>692238078
Your "pic related" is utter horse shite.
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>>692238078
> tfw both replies are (you)

I'm all for having guns, anon.

But the only valid reason is that you like guns. With our constitution that way it is, that's the only fucking reason we need.
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>>692238050
Look up fury machete (or kukri) on amazon. They cost like only $20.
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>>692238456
If someone has that many guns I can guarantee they know how to operate them.
The sort of person who owns a gun and doesn't know how to operate it is a nigger who bought a stolen Glock off of his nigger friend.
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Come to my house and see what happens!
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Never had to worry about my family with this under my bed.
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With pic related
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>>692238789
What if they are also carrying a shitty phone from like 10 years ago?
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>>692228700
Feel like having one of them in your mouth? :^)
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>>692238788
He might be a sand nigger based on the carpet. But then he shouldn't be allowed to own a fucking gun.
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>>692238789
can't tell if thats a threaded barrel for a suppressor or its an extension for an orange tip on a pellet gun

also, 92fs? not stock sights or grip
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>>692238999
>letting Google or Apple track you in addition to just your phone carrier
wew
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Got myself an SKS and a nice machete
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>>692238833
>MADE IN TAIWAN
Nice try airshitter, try a little harder.
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>>692238789
Nice kwc (airsoft pistol). Maybe you'll give them a welt
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>>692226429
By living in a country where not many people, even cops carry guns around, worst that'll happen is someone will nick my sheep.
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>>692239131
They can track me all I like it's not like I do anything interesting.
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>>692239276
Good to know that you can:
>Beat a gang of niggers in a fist fight
>Wrestle a knife from a drug addict's hand
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>>692239276
├Źsland?
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>>692232198
wtf is up with that barrel?
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>>692229152
>>692229513
sameeuropoorfag
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>>692226429
I keep an AWP Dragon Lore next to my bed
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>>692239156
Still hurts like a bitch to get pistol whipped with it though, it's metal.

Is the other side more realistic? It says "read manual before use".
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