Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed, hand-holding edition.
Presuming this was meant for me.
Just the usual collection of math, analogue circuit designs and some programming. Yeah I've eaten plenty but the leftovers I got for dinner wasn't exactly enough so probably going for a quick danish desert with buttermilk.
>often wants to surprises butt sex me
I'm linking this for no reason
mandatory cc claim
u stealin my mandatory gimmic?
IS THEYS STEALLIN MAI MANDATORY GIMMECK!!?
it was, seems 4chin is fuckin up in a different way this month.
quite a logical set of classes you got there.
its good u have eaten
>danish desert and buttermilk
i would just eat cereal
No other waifu is my equal
And the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras M.G.
All the people in the dance with agree
That we're well qualified to represent the LBC
Me, and Louie
We're yound run to the party
Dance to the rythmn
It gets harder
>mandatory smartass remark
mitsuru y tho
Use something better against Nyx
Yeah I agree with you on the girl thing, after my experience with them I think I am okay with single for a bit.
Hey guys how's your summer? Anybody do anything relaxing
I don't care if it he ain't a waifu it works
Well you seem mildly upset about something.
you punk ass bitch, GET BACK HERE
yea, but i cant find it anywhere so i gave up looking. and settled for weetabix
I do absolutely nothing all day, that's relaxing. You haven't been here in a while Manako. How you been dude?
I wanted to wake up at 12 PM but it's 3 PM currently. It's an absolute waste of my time to get more sleep because I feel no less tired no matter how much sleep I get.
I thought that was an octopus from the thumbnail
Goddammit I was trying to find something on swfchan I saw the other day to show you but I can't fucking find it.
Alex, you're a stupid nigger
>BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
>Mitsuru I'm dying Pls halp
>death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its pray
Yeah it has. I haven't had time to post and when I want to shitpost at work I can't because they blocked 4chan lol
That's what I do too. Living the dream. I'm doin pretty good dawg, about to travel to the city to restock on this flavor of Snapple no store around me carries.
it's all good.
it's the thought that counts
Depends on the producer.
She's both a Tsun And a Yan.
I am okay with being single as long as I have my friends~
And that money, of course
>Hugs to I have no idea who you are.
On phone so no milk drink pic.
That sucks, welcome back.
Ah, I see.
Do you set an alarm or anything?
Because if you REALLY wanna wake up at a certain time just set an alarm.
Fucking Mitsuru and her Marin Karin
You'd think she'd be smart when being the student council president and you need intelligence to date her
I turned it off when I woke up. I'm pretty shit at waking up, mainly because my mind isn't clear enough at the time.
It was something you'd enjoy.
How are you?
Most are already taken. You could try some newer waifu.
Yuno Gasai is taken.
>best waifu in game
>have to spend 7 months and time grinding intelligence waiting to date her
I'm still butthurt over that.
if you paid any attention to the dialog in code geass. its happened more times than days you have lived
I am okay as long as I have you as well <3
and money I need both
Now I'm just glad I never had to deal with her bullshit considering that I have P3P and could control her
>best waifu in game
You forgot feMC
"Icanfeelyoueveninabsolutedarkness Holdmeclosetoyouwithyourbareskin Iwillkillthatotherwoman BecauseI'mtheonlyoneallowedtoloveyouinthisworld There'snooneotherthanme Eventhepainfromtheprickingthornsofthemaddeninglybloomingroses Feelsodeartome."
Lily - Scarlet Rose
I beg to differ.
I'll be on later I'm out doing stuff.
Her hair is the wrong shade of brown!
Ah, I know the feeling.
Do you have something important you need to do? Or do you just like making the most out of you're day or whatever?
Not much Just chillin out makin some food doing some chores around my pad and watching Foresnic Files.
Bums me out all these serial killers/reg murderers are like married and shit.
and im single.
There's still Aigis if the fucking brown is a dealbreaker for you! Geez...
feMC > Aigis > Mitsuru > Fuuka > Yukari > Everything else
what you looking for?
I can watch even more anime with my day! And as I said previously, I feel no less tired even if I'm getting a lot of sleep, so just really pointless.
I wanted to spin. Noticing me stops the spin. Now I have to try again later.
Better be getting something to help you sleep.
Same as always, good that you're not bad.
3dpd Wimminz is overrated
Wait until at least 30 or so before you start looking for one, so you can focus on school and a good job without all the relationship bullshit. You'll make it buddy.
>You could always pretend she's not a lesbo.
Come on now, Cat Keyhole is adorable.
Good attempt tho two ppl fucked it up for you
"I can feel you even in absolute darkness Hold me close to you with your bare skin I will kill that other woman Because I'm the only one allowed to love you in this world There's no one other than me Even the pain from the pricking thorns of the maddeningly blooming roses Feels so dear to me."
RIP wall of text
We all need the money~
And the love, maybe
I see, I know the feeling.
One time I set multiple alarms to wake me up because I had a crap-ton of chores to do, only to realize I set it for pm instead of am.
The struggle was real.
Bro i am 30 I already have a profession and shit. But when you work like 10 hour days. For years you dont have much of a time for a social life. Thats not to say i dont get women every now and then. Just not The One.
I was in a 7 year relationship so i guess thats longer than a lot of marriages now days.
This is the first time ive been off of work for like ever.
Hello, how are you?
So I did a combobreaker? Nice!
How are you Chef?
I... hmm... actually kinda agree. Just have fun until now, no need to make serious relationships. Friends with benefits are nice too.
Delicious flat chest
Ttoally agree with ya <3
Speaking of money I get paid tonight yay! be back soon gotta do some stuff
Finally someone noticed.
Delicious flat chest.
There you go.
Delicious flat chest
I got my paycheck today by the bank is closed..
See ya friend!
I-I want to hold hands too...
Your missing my point tho. Fucking Murderers are Rollin in the women. Wtf is up with that.
Plus How many shows have i watched where a dude was so fat he was confide to his bed.
Landwhale has a gf tho.
I need to start trying to hook up online or some shit. maybe gain 500 lbs
She looks familiar... But from where...
She kind of reminds me of Ayase from Rakudai Kishi. (Great manga).
Shin Godzilla claimed.
>social linking with student council who only thinks of work and shadows
oh, online hooking up is funny, try it
Katawa Shoujo, it's a great visual novel you should play. It's free too.
Hanako Ikezawa. A product of one of 4chan's creations.
Ohhh I got something to do now. Maybe after the raid tonight. (WoW raid...) how would you rate it?
I'll look her up.
Wasup chara.........how you doing
Your absolutely correct. Im reading a book abotu psychopaths right now.
Amazing. Inspired me to start running and just be a better person in general.
Heyo, I'm alright, thanks for asking.
Right now just wasting my free time, I'd kill for one or two free weeks.
What about you? I hope your workout has been paying off.
God damn it.
Never really was the same after meeting Hanako. I've changed for the better.
I'm doing fine, thanks~ I'd wanted to make burgers tomorrow but no one went shopping.
>I hate living on the countryside
>Reading a book about psychopaths right now
Do tell! Can socipaths be manipulative without knowing it? Like... being sociopaths without knowing they are sociopaths?
>not wanting to date Junpei as feMC
trash taste mate
Emi's Route took the cake for me, but Hanako's was also amazing. As I said previously, inspired me to start running daily.
Fusuo sisters are a good get early on, they're BBV's. Aviation Battleships. Very useful.
Alright, I'll get into it. It sounds relaxing, in a unique kind of way.
Delicious flat chest
My muffins this morning are going to be Hot Chocolate and Marshmallow. And tomorrow morning will be Mint Choc Chip.
I have exactly one hand holding image.
math rock is boring as shit including that album
I'm alright, I sure hope so too, I honestly don't know if I'm getting better or not.
It sounds so tasty... I want to make some burgers now but we don't have the ingredients at home... sadly
It's a skin-tight body suit to cover up scars from her body parts falling off and requiring them to be sewed back on. Pic related.
/mu/ is stupid.
math rock is fun as shit including that album
Well, Ill be back in the new thread. Need to get to work.
I like delicious flat chests
>all I can make are eggs
>I try to make anything else, it'll come out as an egg dish
What's wrong with me?
>Gotta love waking up at 4am
Sociopaths Know they are diffrent from other people. They play along. It says that's what separates them from Narcissists
Psychopaths are self aware they fuckin know they are nuts. They hide it. at least the hardcore ones.
the thing about Psychopaths is that you've probably met one in your life. Tons of them exist. You ever meet someone who just didnt seem right? Usually super mean full of themselves.
Jesus christ that's dark...
What do you mean?
Who else would point out something about music randomly into a conversation except you?
Did you listened to wriggle?
That it is. It wasn't just physical scarring either.
Huh, then I know one. Fucking horrible guy, hated him. Everyone else liked him.
That's an interesting book you read there, what's it called?
I should really pick it up again and read the manga...
Oh yeah, why is shiro your waifu? She seems nothing like you.
Junpei is worst husbando. Shinji for life.
Precisely. The scariest thing is that it's estimated 3 to for percent of people are psychopathic, meaning millions of people, some of whom you may work with or be friends with, are completely fucking bonkers and you will never know unless they start chopping you up.
I knew it would trigger someone. That was supposed to be my provisory trip but I got fond of it and bored of generating them.
I loved her due to us sharing similar personalities, due to her always upbeat attitude, but that personality of mine faded away. Maybe one day I'll get back to that mindset, and I feel Shiro is helping me with it everyday.
The guy who wrote this also has a TV show called
Most Evil on discovery it ran for a couple of seasons really good show.
I really need to watch Deadman Wonderland.
I've seen bits and pieces but never seen it all.
I really wanted you to listen to wriggle because it's a mix of WHITEHOUSE and Clipping.
Literally, the song called wriggle I mean.
Just tell me when you listen to it, you will like it for sure.
I tought you listened it after you finished CLPPNG.
CLPPNG is great, the intro is on point, song are pretty good, is far more better than Midcity, I can give you that one.
Alright, I give you this one. He's good.
Ah, I see. I'm sure it will come back!
Never heard of it, but it sounds really nice.
I tried MTY_CL but it generated a lot of passes with weird characters that didn't work for me.
The anime is pretty OK with what story it tells. It leaves out 36 chapters of story though, so I'd recommend the manga.
Any other programmer fags up in here?
I got a question in my next post after I claim my sweet Cirno
so here's my copy of the text from /dpt/
Guys, what would be some good variables here?
I feel like I named these like shite.
What order and names should I give for the mood, love mode, and personality state?
Is this good?
I'm trying to make a lewd webapp for my waifu
For instance, should 'LEWD' come before or after 'AROUSED'?
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