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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed, hand-holding edition.
Mandatory Lily Claim
I'm leaving waifu
not shitposting
by.
>>692173606
Presuming this was meant for me.
Just the usual collection of math, analogue circuit designs and some programming. Yeah I've eaten plenty but the leftovers I got for dinner wasn't exactly enough so probably going for a quick danish desert with buttermilk.
Chara is still here
>>692174125
Bye*
Get it rigth, fuckingh useless
>>692173538
>>692174058
>pic
>see blood
>often wants to surprises butt sex me
I'm scared
I'm linking this for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4kZRw-XUZU
>>692174190
Blooddddd
>>692174037
Can I play with your tails?
>>692174244
feels good to do this again
>>692174230
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Claimed
only plebs don't use namesync
>>692174309
Lily is scary
I didn't know that
>>692174375
Obviously, you don't need to ask for it.
>>692173949
mandatory cc claim
>>692174058
...
u stealin my mandatory gimmic?
IS THEYS STEALLIN MAI MANDATORY GIMMECK!!?
>>692174168
it was, seems 4chin is fuckin up in a different way this month.
quite a logical set of classes you got there.
its good u have eaten
>danish desert and buttermilk
i would just eat cereal
Claiming Mitsuru
No other waifu is my equal
>>692174620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
Its Summertime
And the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras M.G.
All the people in the dance with agree
That we're well qualified to represent the LBC
Me, and Louie
We're yound run to the party
Dance to the rythmn
It gets harder
>>692174237
good taste
*Inser clever way to claim Blair the Cat.*
>>692174259
Bubblegum
>>692174722
>mandatory smartass remark
>>692174722
Nah koldskål is the best.
Miho claimed
>>692174244
Milk!
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
>>692174763
>tentarafoo
>tentarafoo
>mind charge
>tentarafoo
mitsuru y tho
Use something better against Nyx
>>692174549
Yeah I agree with you on the girl thing, after my experience with them I think I am okay with single for a bit.
Damnit.
Hey guys how's your summer? Anybody do anything relaxing
I don't care if it he ain't a waifu it works
>>692175219
Well you seem mildly upset about something.
>>692174965
Yuuko.
>>692175280
It's been a while.
>>692174996
Miho-chan
>hugs
>>692174965
you punk ass bitch, GET BACK HERE
>>692174977
yea, but i cant find it anywhere so i gave up looking. and settled for weetabix
>>692175280
I do absolutely nothing all day, that's relaxing. You haven't been here in a while Manako. How you been dude?
>>692175416
I wanted to wake up at 12 PM but it's 3 PM currently. It's an absolute waste of my time to get more sleep because I feel no less tired no matter how much sleep I get.
>>692175219
I thought that was an octopus from the thumbnail
>>692174230
Goddammit I was trying to find something on swfchan I saw the other day to show you but I can't fucking find it.
>>692174259
Booby Brother.
>>692174408
>>692174996
>>692175106
Alex, you're a stupid nigger
>>692175106
>BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
>Mitsuru I'm dying Pls halp
>MARIN KARIN
>death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its pray
mfw
>>692174043
>>692175515
Yeah it has. I haven't had time to post and when I want to shitpost at work I can't because they blocked 4chan lol
>>692175597
That's what I do too. Living the dream. I'm doin pretty good dawg, about to travel to the city to restock on this flavor of Snapple no store around me carries.
>>692175720
it's all good.
it's the thought that counts
>>692174549
Depends on the producer.
She's both a Tsun And a Yan.
>>692175193
I am okay with being single as long as I have my friends~
And that money, of course
>>692176058
Tsun a best
Each and every one of you pathetic cucks should blow your brains out
>>692175530
>Hugs to I have no idea who you are.
>>692175720
On phone so no milk drink pic.
>>692176238
Lmao fuck off loser.
>>692175720
Breast friend.
>>692175956
That sucks, welcome back.
>>692175928
Lewd.
>>692176238
What brains?
>>692175597
Ah, I see.
Do you set an alarm or anything?
Because if you REALLY wanna wake up at a certain time just set an alarm.
>>692175924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqIJ3xiBvqY
Fucking Mitsuru and her Marin Karin
You'd think she'd be smart when being the student council president and you need intelligence to date her
Anyone got good yandere waifus for sale?
>>692176424
I turned it off when I woke up. I'm pretty shit at waking up, mainly because my mind isn't clear enough at the time.
>>692176245
AHA
TIS I Yuuko!
>>692174037
>>692174043
>>692174044
>>692174058
>>692174309
>>692174437
>>692174722
>>692174763
>>692174926
>>692174942
>>692175515
Would rape savagely while you watched.tied to a chair
>>692176533
Satsuki.
>Lily
>>692175991
It was something you'd enjoy.
>>692176245
Git gud.
>>692176353
How are you?
>>692176533
Most are already taken. You could try some newer waifu.
Yuno Gasai is taken.
Chara too...
>>692176455
>best waifu in game
>have to spend 7 months and time grinding intelligence waiting to date her
I'm still butthurt over that.
>>692176620
if you paid any attention to the dialog in code geass. its happened more times than days you have lived
Hi everyone!
>>692173949
>
>>692176098
I am okay as long as I have you as well <3
and money I need both
Claimed
>>692177004
Sup
>>692176850
Now I'm just glad I never had to deal with her bullshit considering that I have P3P and could control her
>best waifu in game
You forgot feMC
>>692176234
"Icanfeelyoueveninabsolutedarkness
Holdmeclosetoyouwithyourbareskin
Iwillkillthatotherwoman
BecauseI'mtheonlyoneallowedtoloveyouinthisworld
There'snooneotherthanme
Eventhepainfromtheprickingthornsofthemaddeninglybloomingroses
Feelsodeartome."
Lily - Scarlet Rose
I beg to differ.
>>692177140
Double anon love is the truest love
>>692176604
>>692176801
>Hugs
I'll be on later I'm out doing stuff.
>>692177236
Her hair is the wrong shade of brown!
>>692177175
Best K-On.
>>692176559
Ah, I know the feeling.
Do you have something important you need to do? Or do you just like making the most out of you're day or whatever?
>>692177180
Not much Just chillin out makin some food doing some chores around my pad and watching Foresnic Files.
Bums me out all these serial killers/reg murderers are like married and shit.
and im single.
:C
>>692177370
Cya
>yuuko
>>692176801
Decent enough, you?
>>692177425
There's still Aigis if the fucking brown is a dealbreaker for you! Geez...
feMC > Aigis > Mitsuru > Fuuka > Yukari > Everything else
>>692177681
>>692177739
>>692177799
what you looking for?
>>692177507
I can watch even more anime with my day! And as I said previously, I feel no less tired even if I'm getting a lot of sleep, so just really pointless.
>>692177837
I wanted to spin. Noticing me stops the spin. Now I have to try again later.
>>692177370
Better be getting something to help you sleep.
>>692177706
Same as always, good that you're not bad.
>>692177551
3dpd Wimminz is overrated
Wait until at least 30 or so before you start looking for one, so you can focus on school and a good job without all the relationship bullshit. You'll make it buddy.
>>692177551
Take Ayase.
>You could always pretend she's not a lesbo.
>>692176353
Come on now, Cat Keyhole is adorable.
>>692176801
Hey Holsts.
>>692178008
Good attempt tho two ppl fucked it up for you
>>692174125
By then.
>>692177237
"I can feel you even in absolute darkness 
Hold me close to you with your bare skin
 I will kill that other woman 
Because I'm the only one allowed to love you in this world
 
There's no one other than me Even the pain from the pricking thorns of the maddeningly blooming roses Feels so dear to me."
RIP wall of text
>>692178038
It's alright.
>>692178112
It is.
>>692177140
We all need the money~
And the love, maybe
>>692177237
Scary~
>>692177903
I see, I know the feeling.
One time I set multiple alarms to wake me up because I had a crap-ton of chores to do, only to realize I set it for pm instead of am.
The struggle was real.
>>692178095
Bro i am 30 I already have a profession and shit. But when you work like 10 hour days. For years you dont have much of a time for a social life. Thats not to say i dont get women every now and then. Just not The One.
I was in a 7 year relationship so i guess thats longer than a lot of marriages now days.
This is the first time ive been off of work for like ever.
It's me don't worry
>>692178112
Hello, how are you?
>>692177837
>social linking with filthy nonhuman and the PC
Shiggydiggy
>>692178008
So I did a combobreaker? Nice!
How are you Chef?
>>692178095
I... hmm... actually kinda agree. Just have fun until now, no need to make serious relationships. Friends with benefits are nice too.
>>692178707
Delicious flat chest
>>692177241
Ttoally agree with ya <3
>>692178538
Speaking of money I get paid tonight yay! be back soon gotta do some stuff
>>692177084
Finally someone noticed.
>>692178707
Delicious flat chest.
>>692178707
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Equipment_Guide
There you go.
>>692178707
Smug
>>692178593
Save up the monies and try to look for casul dates man. You're in a better spot than you think, without the fiscal drain of a gf.
>>692178707
Delicious flat chest
>>692178867
I got my paycheck today by the bank is closed..
See ya friend!
I-I want to hold hands too...
Claimed
>>692179160
>>692178821
>>692178095
Your missing my point tho. Fucking Murderers are Rollin in the women. Wtf is up with that.
Plus How many shows have i watched where a dude was so fat he was confide to his bed.
Landwhale has a gf tho.
I need to start trying to hook up online or some shit. maybe gain 500 lbs
>>692179408
OK.
>>692179408
She looks familiar... But from where...
She kind of reminds me of Ayase from Rakudai Kishi. (Great manga).
Shin Godzilla claimed.
>>692179408
>>692178782
>social linking with student council who only thinks of work and shadows
Shiggydiggy
>>692179622
oh, online hooking up is funny, try it
>>692179682
Katawa Shoujo, it's a great visual novel you should play. It's free too.
>>692179622
Sociopaths are
A. Charismatic
B. Manipulative af
It's not hard for them to get with women, but they can't feel any remorse or empathy. It's not worth it.
>>692179625
^__^
>>692179682
Hanako Ikezawa. A product of one of 4chan's creations.
>>692179906
Ohhh I got something to do now. Maybe after the raid tonight. (WoW raid...) how would you rate it?
>>692179984
I'll look her up.
>>692178994
Thanks
>>692179122
Gorgeous
>>692179895
Wasup chara.........how you doing
>>692179968
Your absolutely correct. Im reading a book abotu psychopaths right now.
>>692179895
>not wanting to defrost a beautiful and driven waifu
Delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZXA8ED4At0
>>692180160
Amazing. Inspired me to start running and just be a better person in general.
>>692178745
Heyo, I'm alright, thanks for asking.
Right now just wasting my free time, I'd kill for one or two free weeks.
What about you? I hope your workout has been paying off.
>>692178879
God damn it.
>>692180160
Never really was the same after meeting Hanako. I've changed for the better.
>>692180210
I'm doing fine, thanks~ I'd wanted to make burgers tomorrow but no one went shopping.
>I hate living on the countryside
>Reading a book about psychopaths right now
Do tell! Can socipaths be manipulative without knowing it? Like... being sociopaths without knowing they are sociopaths?
>>692180383
>not wanting to date Junpei as feMC
trash taste mate
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>692180696
Emi's Route took the cake for me, but Hanako's was also amazing. As I said previously, inspired me to start running daily.
>>692180198
Fusuo sisters are a good get early on, they're BBV's. Aviation Battleships. Very useful.
>AmISmuggingright.jpg
>>692180496
Alright, I'll get into it. It sounds relaxing, in a unique kind of way.
>>692180696
>>692178707
Delicious flat chest
>>692178821
My muffins this morning are going to be Hot Chocolate and Marshmallow. And tomorrow morning will be Mint Choc Chip.
>>692178879
I have exactly one hand holding image.
>>692180489
math rock is boring as shit including that album
>>692180639
Nice.
I'm alright, I sure hope so too, I honestly don't know if I'm getting better or not.
>>692181024
Math Rock is too broad of a genre to say that.
It's like saying Indie Rock is boring.
>>692181024
>>692180969
It sounds so tasty... I want to make some burgers now but we don't have the ingredients at home... sadly
>>692180864
Okay I have a serious question...
Is she like, wearing an invisible suit or something, and she has no nipples, or does she just wear a skin colored onesie?
>>692181223
I'm just quoting /mu/.
>>692181223
t.Tats
Frog girl besto
>>692181386
It's a skin-tight body suit to cover up scars from her body parts falling off and requiring them to be sewed back on. Pic related.
got to love waking up at 10pm
>>692181452
Don't.
/mu/ is stupid.
>>692181497
Who's that?
>>692181254
math rock is fun as shit including that album
Well, Ill be back in the new thread. Need to get to work.
>>692178707
I like delicious flat chests
>>692180969
>all I can make are eggs
>I try to make anything else, it'll come out as an egg dish
What's wrong with me?
>>692181699
>Gotta love waking up at 4am
>>692181510
Hi
>>692180717
Sociopaths Know they are diffrent from other people. They play along. It says that's what separates them from Narcissists
Psychopaths are self aware they fuckin know they are nuts. They hide it. at least the hardcore ones.
the thing about Psychopaths is that you've probably met one in your life. Tons of them exist. You ever meet someone who just didnt seem right? Usually super mean full of themselves.
![Syndra [89].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6ZlqT3.jpg "Syndra [89].jpg")
>>692181126
Stop being a faggot
>>692181703
Stay.
>>692180902
Thanks for the tip
>yee
>>692181703
That was the point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckmNoBQ0R1s
>>692182063
What was?
The fuck does 'Soon' mean? Explain yourself Homu.
>>692181969
Nah.
>>692181697
Jesus christ that's dark...
>>692181932
What do you mean?
>>692181703
>Who's that?
Who else would point out something about music randomly into a conversation except you?
Did you listened to wriggle?
Claim 7:10AM
>>692182309
That it is. It wasn't just physical scarring either.
>>692181929
Huh, then I know one. Fucking horrible guy, hated him. Everyone else liked him.
That's an interesting book you read there, what's it called?
>>692182578
I should really pick it up again and read the manga...
Oh yeah, why is shiro your waifu? She seems nothing like you.
>>692182413
The new clipping EP?
Nope, it's on my radar though. Listened to Midcity as well. Pretty good, I liked CLPPNG more though.
>>692180717
Junpei is worst husbando. Shinji for life.
>>692181929
Precisely. The scariest thing is that it's estimated 3 to for percent of people are psychopathic, meaning millions of people, some of whom you may work with or be friends with, are completely fucking bonkers and you will never know unless they start chopping you up.
>>692182269
I knew it would trigger someone. That was supposed to be my provisory trip but I got fond of it and bored of generating them.
>>692182815
I loved her due to us sharing similar personalities, due to her always upbeat attitude, but that personality of mine faded away. Maybe one day I'll get back to that mindset, and I feel Shiro is helping me with it everyday.
>>692182815
The guy who wrote this also has a TV show called
Most Evil on discovery it ran for a couple of seasons really good show.
>>692183012
Using Trip Explorer then.
Have you tried MTY_CL or Meriken's Tripcode Engine?
>>692183227
I really need to watch Deadman Wonderland.
I've seen bits and pieces but never seen it all.
>>692182912
>Nope
I really wanted you to listen to wriggle because it's a mix of WHITEHOUSE and Clipping.
Literally, the song called wriggle I mean.
Just tell me when you listen to it, you will like it for sure.
>Midcity
I tought you listened it after you finished CLPPNG.
CLPPNG is great, the intro is on point, song are pretty good, is far more better than Midcity, I can give you that one.
>>692182939
>Shinji
Alright, I give you this one. He's good.
>>692183227
Ah, I see. I'm sure it will come back!
>>692183339
Never heard of it, but it sounds really nice.
>>692183453
I tried MTY_CL but it generated a lot of passes with weird characters that didn't work for me.
>>692183499
The anime is pretty OK with what story it tells. It leaves out 36 chapters of story though, so I'd recommend the manga.
Any other programmer fags up in here?
I got a question in my next post after I claim my sweet Cirno
>>692183720
so here's my copy of the text from /dpt/
any ideas?
--------
Guys, what would be some good variables here?
I feel like I named these like shite.
What order and names should I give for the mood, love mode, and personality state?
Is this good?
I'm trying to make a lewd webapp for my waifu
For instance, should 'LEWD' come before or after 'AROUSED'?
etc. etc.
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