Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGruOE_pTbk
>>691993826
Karen is paler than Mugi
>>691994362
That's good
>>691994463
Shit, that is pale
>>691994442 (tomato)
>Words can Kill
Yeah, played for a bit last night
My first guy immediately was kill so I dropped the game kek
Whatever you do, have fun~
A bit tired.
>.691993196
Well the other day was bring your kids to work day. For obvious reasons I didn't take them to the morgue but they hung out inside my office. I have this huge straight from the movies vent system in the building, with an opening right above my desk. I helped my youngest inside and gave him a fake xenomorphic tail to lower from other vents. Spooked the interns good. It was hilarious.
Crazy is a good term to design them. At least I have comfort in knowing that robots can't replace me, for the time being at least.
>>691993263
Is it bad that I think Metal Gear Rising is the best Metal.Gear game?
>>691993304
Good on you Karen. Always help the little guys out. It has been since our last chat. I always mean to pop in here but never get around to it. i been as well as I could be. Unfortunately the death toll for the region has had a steady decline so it's been a bit boring though.
M.fran hand.
Posting on mobile sucks
>>691994457
That all sounds very nice of you. Can't say i'm not concerned for your safety though. Do be careful please.
Hello
>>691995072
Oh yes
goodbye
>claiming yume
Yo.
Good Afternoon
>>691995268
See ya later fishie.
>>691995373
Heyo Megu, doing anything?
>>691995427
By the way, you're a dirty heretic Marie Rose.
>>691995268
I'm sorry, it actually runs a lot deeper than this but I can't spill on thread.
Tenryuu claimed
The ending of the new Mirror's Edge was meh....pretty similar to the ending in CoD: AW
>>691994859
I missed some quality dark ambient.
>>691994457
That sounds absolutely adorable. Just remember to keep on your guard. Refugees, and people in need in general, aren't always in the most stable state of mind.
>>691995574
What,
I'm not Marie Rose!
>>691995072
That sounds hilarious! Really enough to to crawl around in?
Well, someone has to control them
>>691995268
See ya!
>>691995373
How are you?
Canadian or other one?
Wisconsin Fran, posting hand because everyone else is
>>691995442
No, Just moping around.
>>691995707
No problem. <3
>>691995786
Are you sure about that?
>>691995952
I'm very sure
>>691994967
>The absence of words.
Topkek. Who was it? Have a feeling it might of been the crusader. That's the plan.
>>691995072
To some maybe. Only played TPP and GZ so I can't give an opinion on it. It's certainly an unexpected choice though
>Best idol claimed
>>691995651
We will never not talk about Mirror's Edge: Catalyst.
Ever again.
Shigure claimed <3
>>691996147
anzu <3
>>691995879
Time heals all wounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q
Posting hand.
>>691996152
>Snake you STINK!!!
It was! He got critted so hard in my first battle ;-;
>>691996537
>wearing a tracksuit
Are you a slav?
>>691996537
Who's hand is this?
>Mio
>>691995818
Only large enough for a child. I could maybe fit if I sawed off my shoulders.
The best ones are the ones I'm not even aware of. I play a lot of horror games in the morgue for ultimate ambiance. Sometimes I forget to turn off my P.A so all that they hear is spooky noises coming from the morgue.
>>691996152
I love balls to the wall crazy shit like that.
>>691996749
Mine.
>>691996745
No, I'm an anglo.
>>691996947
Hi again.
>>691995109
Thanks, it's mostly going to be typing but the other work I won't be compensated for. Once I get a schedule going it'll be a real internship.
I should be safe. I live in north lebanon, this is the safest part.
>>691995767
See above! I won't be doing any dangerous work, they won't let me.
But they really act like they're in a dog eat dog world.
A syrian family my aunt was taking care of had four children. When the state began giving out money to those with children, they went ahead and had another child just for the money, even though it basically set them behind.
>>691995072
>Unfortunately the death toll for the region has had a steady decline
Ahaha. If that wasn't coming out of a mortician's mouth I would be worried about your sanity.
I can't remember if I told you or not. But I have bad memory and concentration problems. So some things I may repeat.
I'm not sure if I've ever asked you if you play any video games?
>>691996114
Kitty is not kitty?
>>691996537
cyka
>>691996947
moo
Good evening everyone
How was your day?
>Chara claimed
>>691996745
Chavs do that too.
>>691996289
Brown Poi.
>>691997000
Nice
>Mio
>>691996857
Guess you have to then, for science
That would be the place to
>>691996947
Cow tiddies
>>691997175
By the way Homu, I've gotten my third Shimakaze.
Saber claimed
>>691997076
Hello.
>>691997084
Mooo.
>>691997222
Fluffy Hair trips confirm motherly.
>>691997263
Doctor tiddies.
>>691997147
Pretty good so far, cleaned up my room now it looks quite nice, but am really tired due to only getting three hours of sleep. You?
>>691997473
Enjoy your nap?
>>691996289
>>691997175
If I would go for ships this would be hihg on my list for shipfus
>>691997348
Nice RNG, did you construct them all?
Claimed
>>691997632
No I constructed the first one, other 2 were random drops.
How do I KanColle? I require assistance.
>>691997811
Roll
>>691997563
Pretty nice here too.
Did my laundry and just found out there is going to be a touhou game for the PS4
>Touhou on PS4
like what
also get some sleep then
>>691997811
Mostly good luck and the kancolle wiki as well as a nice plugin
>>691997811
If you're blank minded it's going to be hell
>>691997574
Haven't taken one yet.
>>691998007
Imposslbe for you then.
>>691997084
I'm happy to hear you won't be in any danger. I'd be sad if we lost you to the blind eternities like that.
I mean the syrian family has a good system going on. Make a baby, get money, dispose of baby, repeat for infinite money. It's sheer genius.
I actually play quite a few video games, mostly RPG's and SMITE. I'm also a sucker for indie games. My favorite games are Sly 2 and Chrono Trigger.
>>691997263
The real question is do I take off the arms as well or try to scoop out just the shoulder blade? It wouldn't be too hard to reattach the arm without the shoulder but I'm worried the angle would make vent traversal impossible.
>>691997926
Ah, hey Chara. Didn't see you there. How'd you sleep?
>>691998065
Oh, sorry.
>>691997147
I don't know, you tell me
<3
>>691997811
No clue
>>691997473
How are you?
Making myself some pasta
>>691998007
>>691997926
This is not very good assistance! I have the plugin and the such, just don't know how to launch it from the DMM site thing.
>>691998153
exactly ;-;
You have no idea how much I've been trying
and I keep losing my notes on my computer and the search bar doesn't help
Give me kill
>>691998183
Someone needs to edit this to have [Science Intensifies]
Claiming, how's everyone
Claimed
Just got invited to a cantus but I'm not feeling it tonight
I've already proven myself and I don't feel like going out
Claimed ( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)
When is KanColle mobile?
>>691998155
I slept well, thanks! It's 10 pm here though.
What about you?
>>691998183
You... are probably happy as well as excited.
>>691998250
oh... well you log in in japanese and then search for anything close to shimakaze and click on it until you get to the game
I think
>>691996717
>Snake, stop fooling around.
RIP Crusader. That's the norm sadly, maybe RNGesus will be on your side today.
>>691996857
From what I've seen it is over the top, quite exhilarating too. Might pick it up one day, bound to be cheap.
>>691998163
Nah that's alright, I need to though.
>>691998183
Good, not really doing anything right now.
>>691994796
Omg i love the thread pic.!@@!@@!@!
#Squadgoals
>>691998579
Alright.
>>691998609
Linguine.
>>691998155
Maybe sloping them closer, more toward the sternum
>>691998397
Later
>>691998483
How could you guess?
Have you been watching me?
>>691998579
Take your nap, that sounds good
>>691998609
>>691998439
Fucking top tier waifu. Still one of my favorite animations to date.
>>691998483
Man, time zones always screw me up. Why can't the universe mold the laws of physics to my needs? It's 10 to 1:00 PM here. Just after lunch. I actually slept very well considering the itchyness. Thankfully that time has passed and I have bathed in the holy combination of goats milk and oatmeal.
>>691998609
Hi
>>691998483
Best blade
>>691998155
A blind eternity? What's that mean?
I wish I had a baby factory for infinite money tbh.
Do you find a lot of time to play vidya with your line of work? I don't see you here often so I guess you don't have too much time. What are your hours like?
>>691998629
Here's another for you kek
#SquadGoals
>>691998538
>There is another... in my... :^)
>sorry, that was bad kek
I wanted my first two guys to survive until the end of the game.. I'm starting over again
>>691999009
Look at them yoko tittys bruh.!
>>691998860
Me? Watching you? No way. You're telling me when I ask you, no need to watch~
>>691998898
haha, no problem. It fucks me up too. Had a great lazy day
>>691998942
Best sweetheart
>>691998609
Yari Yuri.
>>691998860
I will.
>>691999190
Paz had it coming tbh
Hanako Claimed!
>>691999259
I'm sure you would watch me during certain things
>>691999321
Have a nice nap!
>>691999479
Hey crispy
>>691999259
>snuggles
>>691998898
Hugs
>>691999321
Good luck, sleep well.
>>691999627
crispy?
>>691999627
Sure, I'd watch everyone I torture <3
>>691999758
w-w-wha... get off me!
>>691999627
That's not the crispy you know.
>>691999324
snitches get stitches
What an horrible way to die tho
>>691998860
Yes that might work, though it'd make driving difficult. Perhaps I'll just remove the back of the shoulder-blade and keep the ball joint intact. That way I keep my maneuverability without being as wide.
>>691999009
It's just lingo for dying. You know your soul wanders the realms between life and death for all eternity and all that mumbo jumbo. I don't believe it personally but I don't see any reason not too so it kind-of balances itself out.
It's not my work that keeps me away from here but my little rascals. I actually get quite a bit of time away from work. I only have to go in for about four hours a day and I get paid as if I worked for eight, even more-so if I have a body to play with.
I get to play quite a bit of vidya because my kids like it too. My eldest and I just started playing Banjo Kazooie together.
>>691999259
Lazy days are always great. Nothing better than lying under a tree with a good book and a glass of lemonade.
Man what is up with captcha today? It takes so long to load.
>>692000171
I don't gt what he's saying with Crispy
>>692000210
that's just your internet man.
And lazy day doing laundry and playing games in the sun room of our house is pretty great too. Or just dozing off.
>Top 10 things that kills you while you're watching this video
Well, YouTube really inspires me.
>>692000198
Still better than dying piloting a metal gear to kill people you cared about. Granted no one deserves to die that way but her change of heart made it worth it.
>She saved the boss
>>692000198
>>691999324
talk shit get hit
>>692000132
>snuggles tighter
>>692000468
You need a hug,
>hugs
>>692000468
do tell, what are those things
>>692000511
I'll stab you! Get off!
>>692000429
Crispy as in cooked.
>>692000468
DUDE
YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER SEVEN
>>692000468
If number one isn't cancer I'm going to be disappointed.
Claimed
>>692000654
>squeezes tighter
>>692000692
oh wow haha
>>691999190
Topkek.
>Promise me Snake, that you'll bring back peace.
Good luck with that, hopefully you won't have to restart too much :^)
>>691999324
Maybe so but seeing her on that hospital bed was heartbreaking.
>>692000132
Snuff film when?
>>691999960
>>692000171
What else do I call Hanako?
>>692000210
Didn't think it would, it would limit the range of motion
The shoulder blade is pretty important, helps stabilize the whole arm
>>692000429
Burned to a crisp
>>692000818
That is a cute pic, I'm going to have to save that
Nagito komaeda claimed.
>>692000867
>stabs
GET
OFF
ME
>>692001005
whenever you come visit
Weebs
>>692000861
funny filename memay konachan
>>692000210
>I don't believe it personally but I don't see any reason not to
Pretty much 90% of my life
The rest sounds awesome though. Perks of being the head mortician, yes?
How old are your kids? They got a great dad if he's got them playing banjo kazooie!
>>692001005
just dind't knew you called her like that
Nadie español amigos? :'v
>>692000484
True, I guess
>>692000494
kek
>>692000963
>In his eyes the greatest symbiotic parasite the world has ever know isn't microbial, it's linguistic.
Thanks, I'll definitely need the luck :^)
>>692001288
Thank you
>>692001005
You call her something else as that's not the one you know. I guess you can still call her crispy though.
>>692001166
You are far away, I'll have to find time
>>692001332
I did never play the game though, not a dating sim person
No, perro yo se un poco
>>692001553
Oh, there are multiple ones?
>>692001005
>>692001166
Hm, you're right. OH! how about a collapsible shoulder? Attach it to the muscles along the base of the spine and rig it up so that when you slide your shoulders back they lift and cover the spinal cord, providing a slimmer build and protection for the base of the neck.
>>692001288
That rank has gone up slightly to ONLY mortician in the region. Other one passed away from heart failure about a month ago. When the summer starts kicking up it'll get much more busy so I'm relishing the freedom I've got now.
I've got one 8 year old and one 5 year old, boy and girl respectively. I let them play whatever they want really. I've got a huge library of games for them to choose from.
>>692001553
>>692001332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxrnYRZf_g
This thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Mine :v
>>691998942
I'm bored, send help.
I can't concentrate for shit and I should be working right now.
>You a cute
>>692002155
I ddn't feel it much of a dating sim, it was more like reading a nove with few interaction of one ( asi que ya sabes porque mi ingles podria ser malo prron!)
>>692002182
Oh god that song!
>>692000867
>thumbnail
>>692002155
>>692002182
I really have no idea who of you is who
>>692002155
>I'll have to find time
You will find time, don't worry
>>692001166
NEVAR!!!
>hugs tighter
>>692002869
Jelly rolling
>>692002677
GET TO WORK!
YOU DON'T CONCENTRATE BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP.
>>692001397
>The world will need a new common tongue. A language of nukes.
Wondering if I should cave in and get it. Know a lot from commentaries already so why not.
>>692002182
I like how you think!
>>692002710
Might try it
Only took it in highschool
>>692002812
I'll put Wisconsin in my filenames
I'm sure I can, what are the other things I could find there
>>692002812
Check the filenames! Mortician Fran has titles ofr his. Wisconsin Fran is the one you usually talk to and has the source filenames.
>>692002869
is a pink
>>692002397
Bored Konachan?
>>692002182
Ah, how ironic. Does the death rate usually rise during the summer?
That's adorable. My little brothers are 9 and 7. Unfortunately my parents avoid video games and technology like the plague but there's also not much else to do. So my brothers get stuck with playing on the iPads instead of getting to experience real games with me.
>>692003355
Evening spidey, how are you today?
>>692003446
you might enjoy it, I friking fell in love with the game in general
>>692002879
FOR THE LOVE OF WHAT IS HOLY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE?!
>>692003446
alrighty~
Hmm... the Prater, Vienna, Airport, nice people mostly...
>>692003467
I'll try to. Also heya Karen, how are you?
>>692003243
>Give it back! This isn't right! That was ours... We built it damn it!
Maybe you should~
>>692003797
Being such a qt <3
>>692003924
Ah yes of course, I'm Minami by the way. Totally not Karen.
So how are you doing?
>>692003797
Hi hi, doing fine! Playing Darkest Dungeon and crying my eyes out because I lost my best crew to something I knew I couldn't beat, yourself?
>>692003797
>Loves
Mine!
>>692003467
Maybe I should title mine
>>692003671
What's it called again?
>>692003797
Sounds like a date <3
>FOR THE LOVE OF WHAT IS HOLY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE!
Being such a cutie, that's how
>>692002812
Noted, I'll mark my posts as such in the future.
Also I posted the wrong pic for the situation.
>>692002155
>>692001166
>>692003467
The death rate rises considerably, at least from my perspective. More teens doing crazy shit, all the animals are finally awake, river floods and takes out the idiot natives who think it's a good time to go swimming. Lots of causalities for the increase.
Ugh, I hate it when people are against technology. They're usually so hypocritical about it too.
>My toaster oven is ok but this gameboy is evil!
>Oh the T.V is fine but netflix is a bad influence! How can I govern what my kids watch? The only thing that makes me madder is when the natives complain about their rights when their kids have to get paid to go to fucking school, a privilege most kids who don't have it would kill for.
