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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>691937054
>That face again
I can't stay mad at that
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>>691937186
I'm sorry?
If I like talking to an anon, then I will have an actual conversation with them, or atleast try.
Whats up?
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>>691937327
Good morning Chen. Sleep well?
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>>691937073
Yep, unless I hear true facts on the news about it then I don't care/
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Claimed

>>691936352 (Little Killer)
I dont get it but im glad i could give you a laugh m8.
How do you like your eggs

>>691936613 (Cutest Rider)
SEE, another one agrees. Fine, then you are a very cute
Damn Illuminati back at it again, trump has gotta be behind this.
Me too, i feel you
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Drinking is over for the night. 3 beers only because zero tolerance riding.
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>>691937209
but that was for emphasis right?

>>691937413
im glad we think alike on that matter

clammed
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>>691936899
G-Get off of my lawn...

>nice two potgs in a row
Why is it I only ever get good teams in real Russia hours
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I have an idea

Let's all work together to make an anime starring all the waifus. Akiko can draw them since he's good at it, I'll get a camera and record him

You all can voice your waifu and people can write a script

Oh shit :0
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>>691937515
Nope. You, Ika Musume, are cute.
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>>691937446
You're working for Trump?! I knew I couldn't trust those statements!

>>691936722
Nope.

>>691937073
I wasn't doing anything! Ehhhhhh!
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>>691937555
Shut the fuck up, Kyle.
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>>691937555
>Every time Fran says a line it's one of four different voices.
>Flavored as a new experiment she's testing for an upcoming client.
I could get down with that.
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>didn't even claim your waifu
Are you stupid?
I could've stolen
>no offense by the way
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I got a dakimakura of her recently

Am happiest man alive
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>>691937713
Antonio*
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>>691937515
Indeed. I'm trying not to pay too much attention, a lot of it is tumblr thinking they know the world
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>claim

>>691936099
>Czech'd
Prob both

>>691936352
Eh, guess I should be thankful I have work and a roof over my head. But I'm unsatisfied with life and feel myself getting bitter. And you?

>>691936682
I guess somewhere deep inside, I feel their pain. I would like to say I'm far from a caring individual, though. I'm almost emotionless, save for anger.

>>691936710
You don't have to tread on egg shells around me. I find it hard to take internet chastising to heart. Yeah, I used to have a PC and Xbone, but eating came first...and I've got almost nothing now. Debts, huh. I owe people money. Loans, mostly. We'll leave it mysteriously at that.

Yeah, lots of extra responsibilities. Rather than manage one store, I manage any one they send me to. Im growing tired of my old job. It used to be fast-paced and fruitful, but it seems like this past year, they've done nothing but fuck me.

I don't mind. Let's move to Florida, where it's not frowned upon.

>>691936942
I can't say I stand by that philosophy, although I do respect you for your belief. I've known some people who've been together forever, but refuse to marry, to due it's religious factors. I don't have children, but I would like them to think the same way as you. Quite the hypocrite, aren't i?
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>>691937446
The german word for eggs is a synonym for balls. You know which balls

I like my eggs fried
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>>691937691
You're CUTE, better get used to it.
U
T
E
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>>691937926
That didn't turn out how I expected it to, kek.
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>>691937787
It's gonna stab you.
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>>691936919
>Shiki you missed out on a new Tohsaka anon 4 hours ago
I assume the obligatory comments were made.
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>>691937555
Already got a plot
>moeshit romantic slice of life comedy
>at the last 6 episodes everybody dies and it turns into an edgy mecha anime
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>>691937926
>>691937972
YUTE lol
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>>691937555
thats so cringy but trips dammit.

>>691937606
you typed makoto wring dude.

>>691937691
and thats why you never disproved it. because you werent dong anything. i was going to give thelast push to disprove but here you come and kick me from the team.

>>691937874
no... not you too...
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>>691937555
Check'd but Mirai doesn't have a Russian accent. I can't voice her.
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>>691937985
He got absurdly bitchy about it.
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>>691937874
>Unsatisfied with life and myself
That's okay, strife for something better!
So... if you don't like your work, try to find a new job.
If you don't like your life, try to change it

>I'm doing pretty much the same. I got work now, but I'll try to get another job as soon as I moved out of my families house
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>>691937797
Shut the fuck up.
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>>691938071
Now I really regret missing it.
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Otaku waifu claimed.
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>>691937985
Yeah but she started asking for sources and called Saber boring
I never laughed harder in my life. She tried so hard to refute everything
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>>691938049
>>691937691
I hereby, officially declare, without typos, Ika Musume and Makoto Kikuchi as cuties. Get used to it, it's a nice, calming life.
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>>691937555
>Voice Chara with german accent
That would be surprisingly good.

Now only for the plot...
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'Morning neighbors!
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>>691938249
See this:>>691938014
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hyouka fuwa claimed
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>>691938049
Take the compliment, damn it.

>>691938102
You make it seem so easy. Uprooting a tree has the same chance to kill it as it does to relocate it.

>>691938151
Mangledbody.jpeg
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>>691938218
Hey Makoto>>691937691, want to team up on him? i disagree with his views partially.
>ika
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>>691938014
Evangalion is already a thing
>>691938049
Trips confirm, I'll get started on a rough draft of the script, anyone can edit it though like Wikipedia
>>691938117
Ian*
>>691938249
I'm on it ö
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>>691937874
My turn to sound like a hypocrite. I'm all for not getting married. That's your choice and no one is going to force you to do so. I guess it was more of a euphemism for settling down with your partner. My bad for miswording what I wanted to say.

You're no hypocrite. Hopeless Romantics are a dying breed, you said it yourself. We've gotta start up some repopulation efforts to get this way of thinking back on track!

I don't know. I'm drunk. I'm gonna go to sleep. Hopefully the itching won't keep me up. Have a nice night fellas! See you when I pop in again!
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>>691938393
OH! and tell Karin that Mortician Fran stopped by. I miss the little bastard.
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>>691938388
And what would you plan to do exactly? I'd hope nothing foolish. It'd be sad to see dear friends go.
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>>691938393
Goodnight.

~Shiro
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>>691937926
I don't know what a yute is, but I can assure you that I'm neither of those!

>>691938049
I didn't do a thing! You left on your own!

>>691938218
I officially declare that statement, haram!

>>691938388
What happened to switching sides?
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>>691938393
I can stop the itching <3
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>>691938271
Morning
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>>691938393
I like the way you think. Goodnight, Fran. May your dreams become reality. Please, if ever you see me on, chat with me.
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>>691938387
I'm not saying quit your job right now and write applications at a new one.
I'm saying start writing applications somewhere else and don't quit your job yet.
You have work experience, you know what you like and what you don't like. When you get asked at the job interview "Do you have any questions?" Ask about your concerns and thoughts.

>>691938319
Das a shit plot

>>691938392
I hope it's a better plot than >>691938014
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>>691937691
No, im saying hes starting all this nonsense. I still mean everything i say!

>>691937880
Ohhhh, how do you say the word?
My dude, fried eggs are the best

>>691937926
Thanks for the assistance shiro
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>>691938577
Boipucci.
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>>691938217
Oh wow
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>>691938387
it may be a compliment but its an inaccurate one at that.

>>691938525
but... its not entirely true what you say...

>>691938577
i was isolated yo. if your sheeps are left alone for too long then they eventually wander too far.

Hey we have a common enemy right here.
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>>691938722
Y u so mean mang ;-;
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>>691938827
As I said, I don't want to lose a dear friend, so please don't make enemies with me. I don't want to result to force. And it is entirely true that your are cute!
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>>691938387
mangled? i don't get it.
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>>691938722
Check'd.

That's a good first rule. I've been working here 7 years, though, so it'll be tough. But...I think I may try soemthing different. Maybe go back to school. I'm not sure of anything at this point. I may try aviation. Mili has inspired me with that idea.
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>>691938766
She was here and gone in one thread
I think Rory and I bullied her too hard
>That webm
Still havent finished Kara no Kyoukai will probably continue it tomorrow
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Shipfu claimed.
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>>691938722
This
Took business classes on Junior High and High school
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>>691937555
I got nothing better to do.
Would be kek worthy as well.
Pronouncing Japanese words with my accent sounds horrible though.

>>691937874
Yeah, I kinda figured that a while ago, I just wanted to make sure. You seem like a very chill drunk. Nice to be around.

Sounds pretty intense to me. I've never owed money in my life at the moment. But I'm guessing that will probably change soon enough. That sounds pretty crappy that you don't get paid anymore for managing more stores than one. How much do you get paid by the hour?

Move to Florida?
Buy me a plane ticket man, Australia is far away.
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>>691939108
Go finish it right now
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>>691939179
>move to Florida
You're scaring me
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>>691938731
Eggs in german = Eier
Grow some balls = Lass dir ein paar Eier wachsen (Let yourself grow some eggs)

Scrambled is only meh. Fried eggs best eggs.

>>691938880
I'm not mean, I'm only honest

>>691939014
Sure, do it. It's just hard, but not impossible. If you have a plan in your head and time you can make it work.

>My plan is to move out, search for a job I want to do fulltime or part time and then get to a counselor, getting my life and psyche alright.

I probably need some years to realize that and it pisses me off that I didn't start earlier.

>>691939157
Ugh, businesss classes, don't remind me of those.
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>claiming yume

Good morning /waifu/
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>>691939221
It's 3 in the morning and I've yet to sleep
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>>691938976
Can you post your boipucci?
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>>691938976
it means, you the leader aka the shepherd, has to guide his followers aka sheep to our destination. you left me behind and i left because you never came back for me.

>>691938982
what!? not me. plus, that was just a metaphor just as the metaphor above was used.
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>>691939331
Five for me haven't slept in awhile
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>>691939278
Why are you talking about balls and sausage? :(
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>>691939278
In HS we had computers so I mostly played games on it. Our teacher let us
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>>691939331
Yes and?
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>>691939405
You're fucking cute get used to it!!
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>>691939278
Boipucci.
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>>691939441
Can we get off the subject of balls and sausage
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>>691939503
i refuse both parts of that statement!
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>>691939501
That image is very convincing I'll do it when I wake up. For now I'll continue shitposting
:^)
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>>691939519
Where is she from?
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shiki ryougi is best waifu
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>>691938827
Don't care. I can call a waifu qt, no matter how inaccurate. It's my onion.

>>691938989
Sorry do you have a better picture of your Otaku waifu?her body seems broken.
>preferably with glasses

>>691939179
I am the only drunk I know who's not friggin' annoying or an a-hole. The worst I do is get into fights at pubs, but that's always my friends starting stuff and me getting hit in between them and the other.

The hour? Hmm...I'm on salary so...around 3,500 monthly. You can do the math, I'm pretty gone.

Bahahah, I'll start a savings account just for you, Kirino.

>>691939278
That's a good plan. Having yourself mentally prepared is the best. I remember my first year out of high school.
>shiver
Do your best, my friend. With what time you have left. I'm going to try as well.

>>691939311
Eh, 5 am. Guten Morgen.
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>>691939442
Most people did play on the computer, no matter if allowed or not.

>>691939519
>looks at your waifu
>looks at your post
huh
how curios

>>691939689
>First year out of highschool
Was pretty much a smack in the face with a chair made out of steel by university and parents alike

But I'm doing to do it! Somehow!
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>>691939797
Please.
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>>691939619
You are cute! Just learn to deal with it! The cute life is good!
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>>691939797
Yes
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>>691939673
shimoneta she's a side character
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>>691939675
I agree with this man
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What the heck is going on in this thread?
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>>691939519
But Ilove eating and cooking sausages! Such an efficient meal.
>>691939619
Ika a cute.
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Here.
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>>691940014
Off yourself
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>>691939311
Morning legs
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>>691940007
I prefer cucumbers
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>>691939689
>It's my onion.
please eat it raw and whole.

>>691939872

why am i getting these comments now? the only one who i thought would do this to me was Miho but... why you guys?

>>691939797
i was on your side but you ditched me so i left. simple summary

>>691940007
are you for real dude? as if i havent had enough...

>>691940014
can you kill me or does it have to be myself?
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>>691940007
You like my sausage <3
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>>691940147
I thought the ink would cum out her vagina
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>>691940171
That's cute
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>>691940147
Because why not embrace in your cuteness? It's very good to be knowledgeable of it.
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>>691940115
Please.
We seen your ass.
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>>691940238
get the fuck outta here ya little bitch
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>>691939273
I'm guessing you live in Florida?
Come on man. I'm not a bad person
>Or I try to tell myself that

>>691939689
I know a couple family friends that are pretty good drunks, I've only met an angry drunk once, some old bloke just swearing at everyone, telling them to piss off ect ect.

Fights at pubs are usually just a bit of rough fun, atleast the ones I've been in, unless someone is a bitch and pulls a knife or tries to glass you. Of course there is always going to be a full serious one everynow and again, they're the most dangerous, but the most fun ones to be in.

What time is it for you? I'm guessing pretty late because around this time I usually see you sign off.
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>>691940258
Fur-lined eyelids = warm toasty eyes
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>>691940258
yeah... why not embrace your furry eyelashes? huh!? they attract my furry fetish
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Claimed.
Ayy Lmao
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>>691940147
I still don't quite follow... ELI5

>>691940289
And that was already a decision I regret.
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>>691940557
ayy lmao yo

>>691940581
i missed that picture thank god. but i have no idea what eli5 is
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>>691940519
O-oh...
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>>691940581
Please, you are cute.
Can you so some cam show? I can pay you 100$.
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>>691940712
yo barry

>>691940718
oh shit. No! i didnt mean it like that
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>>691939832
I actually tired to kms. Seems like a long time ago. I miss homework.

>>691940147
Ie.

>>691940323
Had an angry drunk at my job the other day, yelling at one of my associates. Stupid. Good thing my father was one such, so I know how to deal.

Yes! Someone gets it! Pubs fights are all in the spirit of the drink. You get bruised and busted up but I've never laughed so hard in my life as when a combatant gets knocked out and I shake him awake and hold his fist up. Even the cops in the area acknowledge our brawls. I've never pulled my knife and the outsiders are always thrown out before they cause trouble.

Yeah, it's 0511. I have work tomorrow as well.
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>>691940689
Explain like I'm 5
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>>691940014
Buenos dias Syndra.
>>691940689
How's it going spic?
>>691940712
Ayyy.
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>>691940557
Oy. Sanae. Good ta see ya.
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>>691940840
I don't miss homework... well not like I did homework, so that's that.

Good thing you didn't went through with it. Or uh... failed?
Anyway, this is getting depressing.
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Night all I'll be back in 3 hours and then watch the remaining 6 Kara no Kyoukai movies
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>>691940840
le?

>>691940879
was this towards me?

>>691940927
what am i to explain?

>>691940938
people calling me cute for no reason... make them stop...
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>>691941043
goodnight yo.
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Dunno what's happening here but... claimed.
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>>691939278
The more i get to learn every day
Anything that isnt fried is pleb tier breakfast

>>691940581
Damn, seeing what these anons are saying you are past cute it looks like
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Nightly reminder
>drink lots of tea
>Shiro has furriest eyelashes
>Chara is best yandere
>Mugi makes the dankest memes
>OP is always a faggot
>read next reminder
>disregard the reminder before this
>Konata's dick is a mini-ballistic missile
>a cat is fine too
>Makato is best tsundere
>ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
>longcat is longest cat
>tenryuu is saltier than the Great Salt Flats or whatever they're called
>all megumins become boatgirls
>Cheshire Cat is best girl
>most importantly: nighty-night!
>>
>>691941050
Your waifu is pretty cute, unless they mean you, in that case I want to see c:
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>>691941050
Was it?
>>691941134
Good night.
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>>691941134
You are not new, faggot.
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>>691941234
And?
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>>691941030
Sorry, don't usually talk about depressing things on here. I chalk it up as life experience. "Failed" is the correct term.

>>691941050
Means "no" in Japanese.
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>>691941134
I like to think my dick looks like this shadow :0
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>>691941127
Seems like it.
I'll be off for a while though, maybe lurk, but I gotta do things.

>>691941134
Good night!
>Konatas dick is a mini-ballistic missile
my sides

>>691941298
No need to apologize! I'll be gone for now though, see you another time
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>>691941295
You changed your waifu.
And you pretend to be new
Suck a cock.
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>>691940557
Yo comrade.

>>691940840
Yep.
Pubfights are probably the only exciting thing that happens around my town these days.

One of my mates was getting shit talked over the other side of the bar, he came over and started talking like right beside his ear, calling him stupid shit, mate turned around;
>You wanna fuckin go cunt?
>Yeah cunt lets go
Classic aussies

He stood up, friend was shorter than him by a little but fuck.
Old mate took one last drink. Slammed the glass on the table, and full hooked him right the head, out cold instantly. All in one swift motion. Probably the funniest thing I've seen in my life.
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>>691941410
Later, Chara. I look forward to our next encounter.
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>>691941134
goodnight not best girl!

>>691941178
i honestly dont know what the mean.

>>691941230
i dont know you were the one who posted it not me.

>>691941298
ooooohhh....
you mean iie not ie or the more correct term いいえ. well then, i say hai or the more correct term はい.
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>>691941498
Well. At least it wasn't porn.
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>>691939689
well its high noon over here so its ok for me
Are you a german speaking person too?
>>691940119
Its them!
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>>691941498
3DPD Trash
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>>691941410
goodnight dude

>>691941404
>404
Thoughts not found
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>>691941563
OK, I can't stay mad at you.
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>>691941498
Straya kent
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>>691940984
It's going great, I might miss work today due to this aching in my body.
I have no problem with this.
It's wonderful to see you again Mirai.
What's been poppin'?
>>691941050
I would but you can take care of this problem.
I have complete faith in you.How are ya?
>>691941122
Lots apparently. How are you?
>>691941043
Night and take care.
>>691941030
Ay Chara!
Wie geht's?
>>691941498
That thumbnail though....
How it goes?
>>691941178
He's very cute i.r.l. Trust me Konata.....
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Claimed af
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>>691941727
yay!

>>691941779
>you can take care of this problem.
>He's very cute i.r.l. Trust me Konata.....
you just made this much more difficult dude... i swear...
i mean, i guess im good. not much bad has happened within the week
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>>691942027
Do you both know yourself in real life?
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>>691941498
Good stuff. A couple months ago, I went to an Irish pub with a few friends and one of my friends started shit with someone, who then bowed up to him. I got between them, telling my friend to stop. The other guy threw a punch that hit my shoulder. He was really powerful so I had this amazing bruise the size of a football on my arm. I immediately sent an elbow back into this guy's stomach and the fight was on. Fun stuff, I ended up with two cracked ribs, and a black eye though haha. Banned too, but worth it. Actually, I took a selfie with a few of the other guys friends, who smiled with bloody mouths.
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>>691942010
did it grow the breasts or the dick?
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>>691941563
I did indeed. Thanks for the correction.

>>691941676
I'm not, haha. Though I love the language. I'm Russian.

>>691941779
I'll have to tell you at a later date, comrade. I'm headed to bed.
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>>691940689
Explain like I'm 5

>>691940829
>$100
>For a show
Look, I want money, but I'm not desperate! I do have some self respect still!

>>691941127
I am not!!!
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Goodnight e-body. Work in a couple hours and I'm still not sober. Fuck me...Today is gonna suck.
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>>691940147
Dont be lazy and do it yourself
>>691940938
Hey Sanae
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>>691942428
Okay dude.
500.
And you put your finger in the butt.
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>>691941728
>Fuck off we're full

>>691941779
Hah.. what are the odds of that thumbnail.
I'm well, just hanging around here, playing some games. Probably going to fix myself some dinner soon. Pretty hungry myself.

What about you? Been well?

>>691942154
This is too funny to read

>>691942189
>Irish Pub
This is going to be good.

I wasn't disappointed from an Irish bar, sounded intense. I have a couple other stories but I'm horrible at summerising, and we'd be here all night.

And you should sleep my man. You have work tomorrow.

>>691942479
Sleep quickly dude. You're going to need all the energy you can get.
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Y'all fags
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>>691942154
no, i dont even know why he said that.

>>691942387
you did eat it? how did it taste? was it disgusting as fuck?

>>691942428
well, its your fault i left. you happy?

>>691942540
nah. it takes too much preparation and and time. ill pass
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>>691942590
No! Ask Konata or something, I'm sure they'd do it, and probably for like $10 at that!

>>691942783
Nope, because now I have one more person to... take care of...
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>>691942783
>>691942428
How about we don't argue, yes?
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>>691942870
>No! Ask Konata or something, I'm sure they'd do it, and probably like 10$ at that!
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>>691942870
STOP BEING A MORON
1000$ last offer
I'm not posting pictures.
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>>691942870
you have to take care of someone?

>>691942899
with dubs like those i cant argue
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>>691942870
You a good looking then
Also my portal is messing up and giving my sliced pears. How do i fix it?
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>>691943055
Why the fuck would you turn that down
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>>691942870
I'm gonna shove this fish up your butt for $10
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>>691942996
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>>691943136
because thats sketchy as fuck
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>>691942387
>>691942479
Alrighty then, have a restful sleep and take good care.
>>691942540
What are you doing this day? Or whatever time it is there?
>>691942605
It's just an odd mess up that's all.
>>691942605
I'm aching now, which is probably the overtime I did last week. That being said I might miss work because of this. It's no problem really.
I'm doing great for the most part.
What foods do you make yourself?
>>691942027
Sorry, just messing.
You still being the usual self.
Future plans?
>>691942996
Guten morgen Lebo.
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>>691943136
>>691943055
>>691943180
I'll do it! But you have to pay me in steam games!
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>>691943180
Thats why you get him to deposit money first
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>>691943204
Hi Sanae, how you doing? Rest time is almost done, yes?

>>691943170
Good morning Shiro! How are you?
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Bunch if social rejects up in here.
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>>691942899
Nope.

>>691942996
'avin a giggle Karen?

>>691943055
>$1000
Is my self respect worth more than that...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes. No deal m8.

>>691943058
Nope.
Yell angry Mexican cuss words into it.

>>691943151
Hue.


Thread's getting 2strange4me. I'ma go lay down and watch weeb shows now. I'll check back in every once in a while to deny I'm cute.
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>>691943329
See ya later cutie.
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>>691943329
Take care, cutie
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>>691943321
Social reject reporting in!

>>691943329
Take the deal!
>Bye :(
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>>691943312
Going to bed very soon, only going to get like four hours of sleep though. Sleep well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdQkKc5egIg
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Eu claimed, still the most cutest loli
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>>691943492
RIP Demo~senpai.
>>
Well. My phone died unexpectedly.
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I'm gonna go take a shower. I'm taking my brothers and cousins to the movies.
Seeya guys in a bit.

>>691943492
Yes yes! Plenty
Hopefully you can sleep a bit more

>>691943608
Hello! Karen is happy to see you!
>>
>>691943608
It has been a while. How has Eu been?
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>>691943204
yeah, im still lazy as fuck but my phone broke so mobile is gone for now.
what about you?


>>691943211
first, im not konata, eew
second, im poor as fuck, i cant buy games
>im the last quote

>>691943233
thats pretty smart then

>>691943329
wat? you just said that you had to take care of someone and now you take it back? what am i yelling in spanish to? i just got completely confused right now. help me.
>please come back


>>691943667
goodbye and have fun
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>>691943667
Hello Hello~ Eu is happy to see you too, friend~

>>691943683
Eu been well, how about you, Rory~?
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>>691943204
Ah well, you get paid for the overtime I hope. And I hope it was worth it, just think of the money.

Is is really bad? It must be if you could potentially miss work, I hope you get better soon dude.
What meals I make? I usually make some spaghetti, schnitzel, lamb, chicken, fish.
Usually anything that has meat or anything of the such is good for me.

>>691943211
I'd do it.
Just pay me first.

>>691943608
Woah.
It's been too long.

Been busy I guess? Or just not feeling it anymore?
>>
>>691943707
Eww you! You're not cute to me anymore :(
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>>691943913
good, lets keep it that way
>ika
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>>691943844
I don't believe we've been acquainted before Eu, but I hear a lot about you. Hi, I'm Shiro.
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I've made a mistake
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>>691944045
Didn't Sudoku yet?
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>>691943321
>social rejects
You say that like its a bad thing

>>691937239

No Hanako yet seriously? Well id take her but Faye is my new waifu
>>
>>691944045
what did you do?
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>>691943204
Right now its 1:53pm here.
I dont have anything planed. Maybe some games and yard work if it isnt too hot.
What about you?
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>>691943707
That post was for Mugen, whoops.

I have to take care of...things...
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>>691943887
Not feeling, but Eu always enjoys themselves when they do come and visit, everyone here is still so kind~

>>691943974
Hello Shiro, Eu hopes they're good things~
Your waifu looks very cute~
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>>691944254
That she is. The same can be said about yours.
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>>691944312
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