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>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun

>robit claimed
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>>691917843
Different Fran.
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>>691918015
goodnight!
>>691917859
Sounds like fun. only problem is that i don't know any of the boardgames you mentioned
>>691918093
i want a new TV!
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>>691917971
good luck with that, theres like 3 movies i think and all of them are giant so you'll need to be really bored 3 times in a row

>>691918015
Goodnight Galko

>ika
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Claimed

>>691917023 (Discount)
How would they taste different from each other though?

>>691917073 (Cutest Rider)
Please?
Oh, it sounded like it was more intact from the earlier post

>>691917284 (Jenny)
Pretty much, just trying to live it up robit
Hows life in general?

>>691917971 (BEST)
Everyone has their own things they sucker into, i know i do so i cant judge.
Different is a good way to put it, i agree

>>691918093 (Smug)
Well your next season is for sure right? Mine isnt ever gonna happen qq
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Your daughter needs you back Rikka.
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>>691918573
robit porn thread
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Sorry i didn't do much. i will return another time.
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>>691917284
Girl kissing faggot
>>691917374
Thats why you didnt get married right
>>691918093
Im sorry senpai
It just cant happen that way
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>>691918960
I dunno mang
It really depends on the bread, you gotta experiment
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>>691918835
Ah yes. I always forget that there are more of us. Not that I'm complaining.It simply proves that great taste isn't as uncommon as I thought.

Still, can never have too many Fran Ohayo!

Also >>691918525
for anyone who didn't see it.
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Yozora claimed

>>691918950
Fire up those gas chambers, boys!

>>691919019
More.

>>691919058
If that means you're leaving, then goodbye!
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>>691919105
If Manga were real he would pick Mizore.
>Nerd


I'm off to bed!
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>>691918294
What would you like, ms. Nishikino?

>>691918525
I'll see to it that my elves make the sharpest scalpel!

>>691918899
Would a 90in 4k do?

>>691918960
>>691919105
Hey man don't say that!

>>691919058
Take care!

.

Santa smug here. Any more that wish for a gift from me?
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>>691919560
Night icee!

Smug
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>>691919625
Oy vey
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>>691919560
do you even lift bro? didn't think so.
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>>691918960
quite awful, my mum's brain is fucked after another aneurysm. she'll be fine though. But other than that life has been quite nice.
>>691919619
no, i want an 8k!
>>691919560
goodnight!
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>>691919619
I demand lewds for Christmas.
>Check these trips

>>691919687
Jew
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>>691919440
kek, how are you?
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>>691919560
I'm pretty sure if the manga was real he'd be dead within the first few chapters.

>>691919878
I'm sorry to hear about your mother. Is her mind still intact or has she delved into the deep, dark, and very sheer drop-off that is dementia?
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>>691920074
i'm sorry what? i can't hear you over the sound of me getting dubs.
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>>691919560
No u
>>691919619
Senpai our ship wouldnt sail
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>>691918950
Well shit. Once a month then, will probably lose interest.

>>691918960
What's your kryptonite then? Yep, now the guy said he preferred the older stuff much better and that was the first album. Wondering where this'll take us now.

>>691918525
>22 hours
Wew, second person to break into the twenties. Feverish itching eh? Bed bugs or something?

>>691919619
What I want is something that's not made out of matter. I don't think you can deliver that Smug Claus.

>Claimed
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>>691920265
Ayy lmao
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claimed
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>>691920234
nevermind kill me now
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>>691920234
>>691920074
Neither of you know how to get same numbers do you?
Checkem

>>691920367
yeah dude. its the reason i dont wathc those movies. but in general i dont watch movies
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>>691920175
she's fine. might've forgotten alot of things though. it was just an artery in her brain blowing, nothing like dementia.
>>691920234
that thumbnail looks fucking weird
>checkem
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>>691918960
Nope!
Nah, I was over there today. Should be real soon if I keep pestering like I have been.

>>691917971
>Subliminal messages
I always knew you were a sub. :^)

>>691918093
And how would I do that?
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>>691920074
>>691920234
We're failures.

>>691920135
Pretty good.
Just got these dubs.
>check em
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Claim I went on the wrong thread edition
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>>691920766
Your too cute to not get dubs
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>>691920766
>gif
>dubs
lol you certainly do have shit luck.
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>>691914841
I wont catch up, because I have to ride, but Ill chill.
>>691920760
Wew wew. Finished work on time

Rory-sama claimed
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>>691918835
Er, whoops.

My bad.

>>691919375
I didn't even know there was a second Fran.
Woops.

Sorry about that.
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>>691919251
I guess its hard to get into something you dont immediately like ya know? Maybe ill just stick with my rum and cry

>>691919619
Its been too long smug, ill just keep hope for your next season alive

>>691919878
Oh fuck, thats horrible. What caused it? You sound surprisingly good about things

>>691920367
The tf2 classes so mercy, and pharah mainly.
You know how i am, im just gonna roll with it and let it take me wherever it wants

>>691920760
All you gotta say is one word! Stop being so fussy
How many days do you think until you are riding?
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>>691920367
Exema. It gets really bad this time of year. Really hot weather plus strong winds equal irritated skin. I'd have gone to the grocery store today and picked up some oatmeal for a bath but it had to be today that I'd get called into the morgue. Moose mauling. Pretty bad.

By the time I got out of there the stores were already closed.

>>691920728
Well at least you avoided the worst. I'm happy the old people I have to deal with are all dead. It sounds rude but they creep me right the fuck out.

>>691921144
I-I'd still like to see it. The collection can always grow!
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>>691921144
I believe we have three or maybe four including this one.
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>>691918573
>this many rules on b

Fucking kill yourself
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>>691921273
I know that feel. I use Cetaphil moisturiser and Elocon strength cream when mine gets out of hand. The cetaphil is a daily use thing, gotta stay on that shit.
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>>691921076
Thank you~

>>691921081
It's a curse, I tell you.

>>691920922
Welcome.

>check my dubs again
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>>691921293
I remember the last time we were all in a thread together. Oh the solutions we had. The great waifu cloning of 2016. Those were the days.
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>>691921513
Kill yourself
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>>691921522
Was meant for >>691921400
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>>691921513
Now check my cute dubs
>>691921522
He she a cute
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>>691919878
Ok on it!

>>691920074
OK!

>>691920265
I'm already with the bun :/

>>691920367
Maki to be real? I want shinoa to be real too;~;

>>691920760
You tell me

>>691920922
That's my fault


>>691921203
;_; maybe one day right? Some shows have 2nd season that tske.former to make
>your fav shinoa art
>


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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>691921084
Ah well
Rikka is kill right now

>>691921203
Fair enough
To each their own~

>>691921703
Goodnight~
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>>691921513
you can only cure the curse by giving yourself the noose dude. i suggest you use it
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>>691921703
Thats why im saying we could never be toghter
>moka
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>>691921654
Your cute dubs are nothing compared to my SCIENCE dubs!

>>691921703
nighty night!

>>691921510
I have to use expensive baby lotion or it burns so bad I have to wash the lotion off. I must be allergic to some common chemical in the formulas.
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>>691921611
Dubs demand.
Goodbye weeaboos, I'll miss you all.

>>691921703
Goodnight.

>>691921654
>Off by one
S-so do you wanna do the sex?
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>>691921203
well to be honest i was pretty fucked up about it when i first heard a week ago (i barely posted during that time). but she's on the road to recover so I'm too worried. she's like 50 so she's still got some life left in her
>>691921273
I get you, alot of old people i meet at work are quite creepy. met this one old guy who thought i was a chick because of my hair. tried hitting on me too.
>>691921703
Great! make sure it's a sony, i only support sony!
>>691921400
>not having rules
Kill yourself
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>>691921703
goodnight dude

>>691921792
why do i never talk to you anymore?
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>>691921703
Goodnight.
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>>691920922
It's ok cutie.

>>691920705
Yeah it's too time consuming. Rather use my time complaining about how I have too much time to not complain about doing stuff.

>>691920760
>Watching the dub
There's only one show I'd do that for.

>Cute pic

>>691921203
So HEROES NEVER DIE and JUSTICE REIGNS FROM-AUGH. Good choices although you know I'm shit with Mercy. Spoken just like Mugen.

>>691921273
Wew man, sounds pretty rough. Never dealt with anything like that, although I do itch a lot in the winter, dry skin I suppose. Geez that does sound bad, working at a morgue huh? Spooky m8.

>>691921703
Well she is real technically, it's not the same though. Sleep tight SmuggerJugger.
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>>691922028
Sorry i dont have pre-shipped sex
>>691922025
Well see about these
>>691922086
Who does he wear the mask for
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>>691922321
Because you don't like me anymore ;-;
Hey Ika~
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I find myself vaping currently. Where did I go wrong.
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>>691921273
Ah, I don't have it on me at the moment, sorry about that.

>>691921293
Sounds like another minor case of the Tomokos.
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>>691922569
Too late to turn back now. Join the nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M

>Maki
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id rather just spend my time doing absolutely nothing like this morning.
>ended up falling asleep

>>691922508
WHAT!? who told you that garbage?

>>691922569
when you decided to be a hipster or who ever uses those things
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>>691922086
Well at least that old dude has good taste. I once had a guy offer me 100 bucks to blow him in a change room when I worked at Marks. Gave him a handy for 150.

>>691922385
It feels like a bunch of itchy fire ants are crawling under your skin. It's pretty bad but goes away the day after a few oatmeal baths. I love the morgue. Not spooky at all. The only bad part is sewing road paste back into a funeralable piece.

>>691922491
I'll beat you at your own game. Check my cute dubs.

>>691922569
#vapenation

>>691922862
That's alright. More reason for me to keep checking into the threads.
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>>691922879
aww fuck the first one was for >>691922385 Maki
>ika
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>>691922491
mask?
>>691922569
the moment you touched that vape. it's too late for you now
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>>691922879
Nobody~
How's things going for ya?
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>>691921703
Night smug

>>691921792
True, maybe i should try a hard lemonade or something, are those any good?

>>691922086
Sorry to hear friendo, but at least now you are taking it fairly well it sounds like. Always good to be optimistic, i cant ever be

>>691922385
We all have things we are bad at
>i somehow cant play mcfree
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>>691923062
>gave him a handy for 150
kek. what i don't get is why he didn't hit the other female staff. I'm a big dude, doubt anyone would ever bother hitting on me when there are better looking staff around
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>>691922569
Ive been smoking more cigarettes then i have been vaping
Am i doin it right
>i just want to die
>>691923062
Nah fam
>>691923074
Dont you know about bane
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With these upgrades, you never stood a chance

>Hamakaze claimed
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>>691923062
gay
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>>691923780
help me >>691922569
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>>691923346
its going good. the only shit thing that happened in like a week is that i dropped my phone in piss. but thats really it. otherwise i went to six flags, watched zootopia, and other few stuff but yeah, good. what about you?

>>691923671
maybe he was gay?

>>691923780
hello there how are you?
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>>691924098
No u
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To get some discussion brewing in the thread, when did your waifu attain waifu status? Was it love at first sight? Did it develop slowly over time? Are you filthy harem scum?

>>691923594
The hard lemonades are pretty good. I prefer Vex when going for the less hard alcohol though.

>>691923671
Like I said, the guy had good taste.

>>691923753
If dubs you have to admit that science is better that cute.

>>691923990
Eh. I was a struggling university student. You gotta do what you gotta do man.
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>>691921084
Did you now?

>>691921203
No!
Within the week, if all goes well.

>>691921703
Late Goodnight, Smugs.

>>691922385
Oh you cheeki breeki.
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>>691922569
Shit son, either you shoot some heroin or kill yourself. Vaping is a sign of cancer and faggotry
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>>691924197
you're a nigger
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>>691924198
If singles im still a cute
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>it's a didn't see the thorn gauntlets in a fight club episode
The amounts of times I died to this man
>Saber
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>>691924197
I dindu nuffin
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>>691924355
>Dubs
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>>691924355
checkmate
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>>691924206
>Antenna_hair
You filthy cockroach

>>691924355
fucking kek.
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>>691924497
>>691924507
>>691924531
Means im super cute
>moka
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>>691924013
I'm alright. Just finished grinding for Hamakaze on kancolle
>and not getting her
How are you?

>>691924197
Nigger

>>691924355
Checked and kek'd
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>>691924596
You know damn well thats not what it means.
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>>691923594
I never tried any of those
Your call friend

>>691923780
>roll
Guess what? Drunk again

>>691924013
Shit man.. I've been mostly being a boring fuck
Nothing much happened with me
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>>691923753
who's bane? w- who are you?
>>691924013
he called me called me deary and asked me if i have a boyfriend. i'm sure he thought i was a chick
>>691924198
>good taste
o- okay. thanks

As for my waifu, just developed over time when i was younger. fell in love with shinku afterwards though when i got into Anime, but i chose jenny after going back to MLAATR a few years ago.
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>>691924497
Eat shit.
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>>691924695
>drunk early Tuesday
Mah nigga
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>>691924695
>Drunk
So you'll post lewds for free right?
:^)
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>Check em

I'm back from the dead, guys.
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You guys want to hear my sick vape rip?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08L21pxxjJz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mDtyjCs
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>>691924198
>I was a struggling university student
>implying that's any reason to be gay
disgusting honestly.
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Good morning everyone!
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I think I'm going to go sudoku now.
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>>691924680
Nah it was 2 single 5's
2 singles make it better
>>691924697
The one who wears the mask
>>691925001
No please
>my rig is better tha yours
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>>691924895
Any excuse to get drunk is good enough for me~
Wanna join?

>>691924906
I'm not that cheap
>unlike a certain someone who was willing to gives lewds for dubs
>and for this pic
>
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>>691923070
Figured as much kek.

Falling asleep from nothing is the best, the true pinnacle of laziness.

>>691923062
Godspeed man, I'd be fighting constantly within the sheets, guessing you already do though. Ah can't remember the last time I took an actual bath, shower's is where it's a now. Play some Silent Hills game then say that kek.

>>691923594
Yep, some more than others. He's so easy mang

>Approach enemy
>Act as if you're backing off
>They follow
>Ready concussion
>Use concussion
>Fan Hammer
>Repeat
Unless it's a tank, throw a few rolls in there.

>>691924198
When I first saw her. The tsun archetype is my favorite and she's not overly assertive with it like some. Balance of cuteness, a pure heart and tsun. Can't forget the red-hair too.

>>691924206
You should of seen this coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grdHw3A5IPg
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>>691925225
It's my mother's (don't worry she's not faggot, it's to stop her smoking).
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>>691924198
i havent really seen and shows really. i dont watch tv or movies often. so since im limited in shows to choose, i chose ika (not really).
>i only joined because there was a Sanae in the threads
>really the only reason i joined

>>691924596
nah, it dont, thats why you dont show your face

>>691924655
>and not getting here
lol keep trying. you'll get her eventually.
Im doing good. im finally seeing the upside to no phone

>>691924695
lol dont worry, im a lazy fuck, the only reason i even did this stuff is because i was invited to go not because i wanted to go.

>>691924697
maybe he was checking to see if you were gay too?

>>691925239
half lazy half sadness really
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>>691925226
God dammit that pic
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Claiming
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>>691925472
>implying i'm implying
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>>691925472
>impying
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>>691925361
Ah well,t hope you had some fun~

>>691925371
lewds pls :^)
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My waifu was pretty much solidified after a few chapters. Her genuine need to help people and the hilarious consequences that followed tickled my heartstrings in all the right places.

>>691924695
Whatcha drinking fam? I've got a Doctor Octopus icing up beside me. (Kraken and Doctor Pepper)

>>691925042
I'm open to pretty much anything sexually, male or female. Call me what you will but the dick likes what the dick likes.

>>691925239
I play horror games In the morgue when I've no bodies to embalm or sew. It's quite fun. The best part is when the coworkers in the other rooms get spooked by scary noises and eerily open the door. Also red hair is A++
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>>691924198
Sounds good, ill check em out. Is vex a hard lemonade brand?

>>691924206
>Why do you hate me
Ill get the hype ready then, gotta ride the beast

>>691924695
You and me both, i just dont know anything about alcohol so im just gonna try everything i can

>>691925239
He may be easy, but ive also had no interest in playing him so maybe thats why i also suck with him.
>rolling rolling rolling
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>>691925554
>ALMOST QUADS
DAMMIT
Why do you do this to me Amatsu
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>>691925523
>Implying that's a waifu
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>>691925361
suppose so. still an odd experience though
>if he wasn't a grubby old man i might've played along
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>>691925330
Im a faggot
Not gay tho
>>691925361
Nah these trips say im 2cute4u
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>claimed
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>>691925888
You stole my trips please go
>moka
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>>691925694
Nah, it's more like a mix between smirnoff ice and a cooler. Tastes fucking delicious though. I prefer the Strawberry Smoothie kind but they're all great.

>>691925846
>tfw you've got the perfect hot dad bod but it's all fucked up by the fact that you're not even five feet tall.
Life is suffering.
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>>691925640
Been drinking some scotch and now I'm onto some Alexander Keith's beer~

>>691925694
That's pretty much my motto
If I don't know it, I'll drink it~

>>691925801
Because you're a cute
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>>691926100
FINE DAMMIT
I don't have any saved yet give me a moment
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>>691925001
I'll post a sick rip when I get home, just you wait!

>>691925226
I would but there is no liquor at my disposal at this time

>>691925361
The only issue is thay whenever my ships get damaged ( mainly atago ) it takes hours to fix.
>No phone
What happened to it?

>>691925523
Implying

>rolling for the willing

I had to type this all out again because my fucking browser crashed on my phone
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>>691925554
>off by one
Sadly, no lewds
and yes, i did have fun.

>>691925846
he wouldve died of a heart attack if you did play along

>>691925851
>no trips
nope, im just as cute for you it seems
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>>691925816
Almost fell for it
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>>691926267
You didn't even invite me
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>>691925361
>Half sadness
Ouch man.

>>691925640
Kek, you absolute madman. That is the best atmosphere though, almost as if you're in game. Must be an interesting work place.

>Also liking red-heads
I like you.

>>691925694
True, just like I have no interest in Zarya so I'll probably suck with her. Eh to each his own and all.

>rolling rolling rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE
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>>691926235
Dammit your making me use this
>your waifus not friggin cute
Now moka
>mokas one cute waifu
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>>691926056
Morning Fran!

>>691925846
Yo Jenny!
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>>691926499
Different Fran by the way.
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>>691926214
He's actually gonna do it the absolute madman
And I'm the drunk one :^)

>>691926223
Ah well, it's the thought that counts I guess~

>>691926235
I don't expect lewds from your waifu anyway
She's too pure!
That's good to hear~

>>691926267
Oh yeah!
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>>691926235
>oh boy he/she's actually- hngggggggg
>>691926056
>hot dad bod
I'm only in my twenties, gonna wait until i'm 30 before i can start saying that
>>691926499
yo chara!
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>>691926100
Excellent choices. Never been much of a beer guy but that's probably because I haven't had enough to develop a taste. Mead is my fucking jam though. I've got a friend who brews it in his basement and gives me free bottles. We take whole barrels of the stuff with us when we go larping.

>>691926387
Pretty boring actually. No one is allowed into the room except for me and the guys who bring in the bodies. The excitement only picks up if someone gets turned into asphalt peanut butter and I get to put them back together. Otherwise it's just paperwork or fucking with my colleagues.

>>691926499
I'm probably a different Fran then the one you think I am but good morning nonetheless! How have you been?

>>691926700
mid thirties here. Even got a kid to complement it.
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>>691926606
ah, didn't know that.

>>691926873
That's okay. Still good morning. I'm doing fine, thanks. How about you?

>>691926700
Wassup teenage robot?
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>>691926223
how does the game work? ive always wonder how that game is played.
dunked it into piss.

>>691926387
lol just read the sentence above. its not like it was depression or anything. although i did have like 4 nighmares this morning too

>>691926458
shut the fuck up faggot.

>>691926692
not lewds of me! of others! i know shes too pure. i love that about her.

>>691926700
kek
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>>691927089
No u
>moka
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>>691926056
Im gonna put it in my phone so i can get ahold of some eventually. As long as its kinda hard ill like it

>>691926100
Spoken like a true drunk :^)

>>691926387
Oh zarya is actually pretty hard to play so i could understand that man. I whiffed an ult earlier and wanted to cry
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>>691926692
This is you lewdest you get for free
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>>691924531
Squid!

>>691925239
2cheeki4breeki

>>691925694
>Because I'm not cute!
I'll get a video of it as soon as it's over here.

>God dammit, it's been a while since an anime got me to tear up like that. Am I losing my touch?
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I am proud to annouce that I have stopped vaping.
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>>691919019
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>>691926873
really? Never would've guessed. Most people i see here are in their early to mid twenties. the more ya know
>>691927055
nothing much, just passing the time. how are you?
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>>691926692
>All the lewds of your waifu are shit quality or non-existent
Having an obscure waifu is both a blessing and a curse.

>>691927055
I'm doing pretty good save for feeling like I've been dunked into a pit of mosquito proboscises.

>>691927361
Congratulations! Are you ready to become a productive member of society?
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>>691926873
I hated beer at first, but now I love it!
Never tried any mead ;-;

>>691927089
>of others
How unpure of you
I loved that about her when I watched the anime~

>>691927261
Because I am one :^)

>>691927329
you already posted that one tho
I demand another one!

>>691927555
>trips
I pity you mang..
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>>691927555
I am definitely not! But hey, I run daily, so at least I'm productive to myself, yes?
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>>691927261
Morning Mugen! How are you?

>>691927361
Congratulations Shiro!

>>691927429
I just got up and now I'm bored... so... passing the time? Maybe I'll make some breakfast

>>691927555
Nice trips!
Mosquitos are shit, agree. I'm glad my bike is getting repaired and I don't have to walk 40 minutes back and forth to get to the train station ... so many mosquitos
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>>691926692
I've been wanting to try a bottle of Redds Apple Ale. That shit looks good in the commercials.

>>691927089
I honestly dont even know. Its all luck, numbers, and in Japanese. Ive figured some things out but its hard to explain.
>dunked it in piss
Just like one of my buddies. Were you shit posting whilst shitting or something mate? Slip througb your legs?

>>691927361
Good

>>691927555
Nice trips
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>>691920265
Ayyyy lmao
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I-is this meant to be like.... A comfy thread where you have waifu identities and talk about your day? Sounds nice. Also, claimed.
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>>691928043
Lmao ayy
>moka
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>>691925206
Whatever you do, don't go past 5x5
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First time cooking for the family, I think I did alright. They enjoyed it at least.
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>>691928127
Correct. Everyone is nice too! How was your day?
>>691928282
That's good to hear.
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>>691921812
What the fuck is this?
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>>691927878
I never even heard about it until now
The curse of the frenchy Canadian ;-;

>>691928287
Thanks~
<3
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>>691928127
That's kinda it, yup.
Oh, I know your waifu picture wise... but what's he name? Also how've you been today? Welcome to waifu.

>>691928282
Or they are at least pretending they enjoyed it
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>>691927260
nuh uhh, you shut up

>>691927329
moar!

>>691927352
>removed antenna_hair
Why did you do this?

>>691927718
i wish i were pure again... although, some of the more extreme shit does pass right by me unnoticed.

>>691927878
well shit... looks like i may never know...
>implying i take a piss while sitting down
nah dude, i was taking a piss (standing) and i had my phone out. after i replied to a message i dropped it and it fell into the toilet.

>>691928127
>similar ip
youve been here before. who are you?
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>>691927429
I know one friend I met here is 58 years old and looks just like the typical british boxing dandy. Built as fuck and a handlebar mustache perfectly waxed. It is glorious.

>>691927718
I highly recommend it. Doesn't get any better than a drinking horn full of honey wine.

>>691927755
It's a start! I'd love to take up running but both my knees are irreparably fucked up from years of soccer.

>>691927829
You have no idea my friend. Try living in a small mountain/lake town. I swear the town is secretly a mosquito farm.

>>691928127
That would be the premise yes! Excellent choice of waifu my friend.
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>>691928406
the shrimp demon of sick singles obviously
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>>691928410
>That face
>>691928432
Trips or no deal
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>>691928422
I am a cook.
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>>691928282
Whad'ya make?
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>>691928432
>>691928362
>>691928422

Madotsuki-anon, nice to meet you guys. My day was ok, work is boring. Yeah, been around a couple times but never really stayed too long. Mostly lurking.
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>>691926873
Wew lad. You and your waifu would be perfect together! Like really man. How long does rearranging them usually take? Sounds boring but eh a job is a job at the end of the day, wish I was working at least.

>>691927089
Oh ok seemed like something else. Yeah saw that earlier today, that's rough man.

>>691927261
Her weapons confuses the hell out of me. The gravity balls or whatever is fine but the laser? No clue. Her shields are also quick as hell too, if they're on you that is. Her's last the whole game. There there Best Swordsman it's all good.

>>691927352
We're going to run this joke into the ground.
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>>691928432
Fite me ill rekt u mat8 iswer on me momsus
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>>691927829
don't forget the nutrients and wheat!
>>691928127
it's a circlejerk. prepare your anus
>>691928533
sounds amazing. only one olde than that i've seen is a 60-year old who posted a bunch of life advice.
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>>691928432
kek
You're still somewhat pure then~

>>691928533
I'd still prefer my scotch~

>>691928650
Almost worth a lewd, right~?
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>>691928127
Welcome.
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>>691928709
Just a simple steak dinner with steamed vegies and chips, nothing fancy, I didn't have the time for anything fancy.
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>>691928410
It looks so fucking good!

>>691928432
Just like my friend! But like honestly, you could've waited to reply to the message...

Alright, im going to bed. See you all tomorrow
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>>691928533
>small mountain/lake town
How about forest/river town? Then you have me.

>>691928665
Damnit.

>>691928742
Then I think I just missed you before.

What are you working?

>>691928826
I try not to!
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>>691928533
Thanks. My go to waifu for more or less depicting my inner turmoil lol.

>>691929126
Currently work at a gelato place for summer. Also doing freelance photography/videography, but clients aren't always nice. You?
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>>691928859
Only for trips or more
>Saber
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>>691928774
Depends on how badly mangled they are. The easy ones(A few body parts flew off, minor lacerations, guts still intact) are quite easy to stitch together but the really messy ones are a pain in the ass. The worst is children. I always feel a little bad when I have to do children.

>>691928826
He actually just left my place. We're going drinking tomorrow. I'll post a picture if I remember.

>>691928859
scotch is a respectable choice. Worth trying though.

>>691929046
Sounds tasty. Never go wrong with a good steak. As long as it's not well-done. Than you're a monster.

>>691929126
where do you live geographically speaking? Northern British Columbia here.
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>>691928742
now its a different ip? how do you do?

>>691928774
i posted soon after it happened. then i posted after i came back hours later. i made a giant copypasta in the morning on all my dreams too.
no worries. i see the benefits of no phone already

>>691928776
fuk ya m80 u skip trips lik u dun giv a fuk. ill rek u into dust.

>>691928859
some of my friends call me naive because of it. actually most of them do not some.

>>691929069
yeah i couldve. but its 7 in the morning. im never awake at that time.
Goodnight!

>ika
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>>691929518
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