Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>691671367
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Bread makes everything better
>Most importantly, have fun!
Dio-sama...
>>691678217
Mugi face reveal
konata roll
File name.
Saber dessq
>>691677820
welp,looks like im just going to have to do it without your consent then
>>691678225
how big is said meat? can you suck on it too?
clammed
So what's going on in these threads?
I'm actually feeling pretty ok. Beautiful day, fresh and new clothing, clean room and some root beer.
Also new games. Those are fun. I actually like this one.
kagami claimed!!!
>>691678715
dat snapvine watermelon kek!!
My dick is 4 inches as I predicted
Measured it right now
>>691678225
Ok, nice.
OW fags, where are you?
If we all get ip banned, i just want to say that it was worth it.
QOTT: What's your favorite snack?
>also feeling better naow
Superior autism claimed. :3
Best type moon claimed.
>>691678826
Uh, real spike?
Welcome back if it is. What game you talking about?
>>691677968
Moo moo!
>>691677955
Aha I have that gif, always cracks me up.
No what the fuck? I didn't know about heroes being unlocked.
Heat's pretty shit here too. But I can't play hots anyway. Dude my bros and my mom are here and it's like eight people on one 100kbps connection lmao I can't even load the captcha in under a minute
>>691678826
Circlejerk invaded /po/.
>>691678849
6.2 inches.
>>691678880
Worth raiding a dead board?
>>691678921
Beef jerky.
>>691678925
Best bunny too.
>>691678815
we'll see about that!!! im gonna get 4chan to hack you!!!
>>691678849
i don't even....
>>691678984
Templar Battleforce
Think Dawn of War 2, but turn based.
Someone been impersonating me?
>>691679067
Good job, I guess? The Polish are pretty shit, anyway.
Are we Nazi's now?
So many replies last thread D:
Drunk and OW so slow replies from me
>>691679067
Yes
And there was one post
>>691679087
Best tm
Best cat
Best bunny
Best knk
Shiki a best.
>>691678984
that sucks dude. Get in the router and throttle everyone but you.
I just called this dude on FB an airsoft fagget. My /b/ lingo is slipping out. Starts to happen when i spend too much time on here.
>>691679279
It's the origami board.
>>691678849
we know
Akiko claimed
>>691678826
If Spike, hey Spike
How you been?
>>691678921
Canned peaches
>>691679226
lewd
>>691679378
Saber best fate?
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I ain't never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter
>>691679292
Roll
>>691678880
Can I pet the kitty?
>>691678746
Roll
>>691679510
That would be Ilya
Lily, Lily, Burning Night!
>>691679437
>
>>691678921
Milky Way
>>691678921
poptart
>>691679226
Not if i get 4chan to hack you first!
>>691679391
I dont really like paper.
>>691679470
Hello, this is Spike. I've been pretty shit, but today is a good day for some reason.
Iunno
Also I' sorry you have a small dick, guy.. I guess. I wouldn't know. At least trim that shit, damn.
>>691678880
I don't want to go down, Syndra.
I DON'T WANT TO GO
Your sleeping still fucked?
>>691678921
I'm glad you're better! Shit moods suck!
I like a nut called Kri Kri
>>691679292
I called you best ship for bringing up edging
>>691679279
Just people randomly posting spike, ya know?
You in a good mood?
>>691679379
ah man I wish. it's grandma's house though so it wouldn't be my choice lmao
What's FB?
>>691679536
Slow day at work?
>>691679642
Kekeke. Good one. Hey Lily.
>>691679827
>>691678921
pudding!!!
>>691679494
am not!!!
>>691679685
why would you do that you monster?!?!?!
>>691679605
Cat is not or petting.
>>691679827
I must go
for greater autism
and yes
>>691679951
pudding with extra topping?
>>691679827
>I like to nut
fixed
>>691679951
youre the monster! you wanted to do it first!
>>691679827
Fairly, so far at least.
>>691679633
>>691678880
IP banned? Don't you proxy? I always proxy.. Why don't you proxy?
>>691679827
Well, Spike is pretty cool for being a dick I guess. I don't know. Unless someone's trying to give me a bad rep which I don't even need even help with even.
I do it well enough on my own.
Good mood, yeah. I'm not even drunk.
anywhore, back to my game. I will be judging you from the shadows.
>>691679827
Hey Karen. It's a title of one of her songs. Made by the company that created her for release.
>>691680166
I'm not even a lolicon but there's not competing with Ilya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1BdRJzc3Dk
>>691679947
Wow that didn't even cross my mind...
>>691680036
Don't leave
also I warned you, that was such a bad idea.
>>691680107
Thanks squid
>thumbs up emoticon
>>691680170
Ah, I judged you wrong when I first came here. Judging at all was a problem.
You're a cool dick, Spike. Have fun in your game.
>>691680134
>inb4 five families come in asking for the thai meal
>>691680258
Ooh, nice.
How about your day so far? All good?
>>691679605
No :c
>>691679827
O shit thanks!
>>691680258
dat belly
>HNNNNG
>>691680170
I can, but im lazy.
>>691680620
49 hours is nothing.
>>691680036
To bad, i pet the kitty
>>691680620
Rolling for Karen lewds
>>691680661
Yes
>>691679827
Facebook My dude. Im eating watermelon Do they have that there or is it just like Sand.
>>691679827
Kri Kri? Explain more, pls.
And yeah, these moods seem to be like gum, just sticking everywhere. , ___ ,
>>691679685
I wanna taste those, don't sell them here..
>>691679753
Good to hear from you again man
Life gets shit every now and then. We all have to deal with that. Cherish a good day Spike. They only come around evry now and then
>>691680061
i like granola!! but...i have a feeling that's now what you're talking about lol
>>691680107
you're the monster for suggesting that i wanted to do that!!!
>>691680742
Shiro, post the meme.
Also, you need quints, Tatsuta.
>>691680620
All is fun. Nothing too new, got bored easily though... I need something to do man.
How bout yours? Going well?
>>691680661
Haha, I got other good ones.
>mfw an enemy hits me through 10 feet of wall
fuck dark souls
Thank fuck for work Internet.
>>691680781
It's all sand :^)
>>691681044
Dragon shrine chain axe dudes?
>>691680620
That happens and all three of us walk
Or we go crazy.
>>691681092
Really?
>>691680795
what!? they dont sell them? where is this hell that you live in?
>>691680620
i think i just need a good hard fapping is all...
>>691680922
hmmm.... well played..
>dubs
what are we lewding already?
>>691680922
you can sprinkle some in it too
>>691681219
it was a pontiff something that really didn't like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMpH0Ejte4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRMf_Z4DAvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-54zreUwQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Nk4eHH-vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_ASHV0e10
>>691680948
I started watching this show Anne-happy. you would totally dig it. Super cute and funny like kinmoza
>>691681365
maybe i should look up lewds of ika....
>>691680948
What if i meant lewds OF you
As in Karen-anon
>>691680742
Please~?
>>691681008
Keep em' coming!
>>691681044
Played 5-6 hours straight of Dark Souls, the first time I played the game. I'm still extremely stressed et.c. mentally, just feeling down.
>>691681365
Sweden.
>>691680795
They're like small nuts inside crunchy shells. Super tasty and over here we mix them with a bunch of spices like Zaatar, Cheese, Paprika, Ketchup. Etc.
It's super tasty.
>>691680781
Lmao it's just sand on the internet bro
Yeah dude my mom and fucking EVERYONE uses it here.
Like literally nobody has heard of steam or battle.net or anything like that lmao. It's alien shit.
Everyone just plays consoles. Like nobody has a PC.
>>691681008
Something to do? Do you play videogames?
I'm pretty good. Got a load off my shoulders.
>>691681044
Sorry about that, Tick Tock
That's what you get for being a masochist
>>691681269
Or both?
Also I thought it was just you and one other guy
>>691681365
I think we all need one
>>691681774
I don't do that kind of stuff, friend. Sorry.
>>691681752
I'll put it on the list yo.
Did you watch Yuru Yuri?
>>691681624
that's a lot of music!!!!
>>691681481
Yeah enemies in that area can fuck off
>>691682058
We have a third person, but she only does service and coffee machine.
>>691681481
pontiff sulivahn is a shitter. i thought it was funny that you can dodge his attacks by using the smough hammer strong 2 handed attack
>>691681772
no wait! that was a joke!
>
>>691681991
well, i am at a loss for words. i thought it was great there.
>>691682058
Your sure?
>>691682286
>service
Didn't know you were running that kind of restaurant.
>>691682134
It's not that much.
>>691681991
I learned to build for tanking and damage, then eventually add magic or respec for a pure mage
>>691682162
>oh i'm just gunna
>and I'm frostbitten
>and I'm ded
>>691682402
Pretty sure Sully can be parried too
>>691682058
no i will tho
Anne happy is like new tho. Its fuckin crazy. All the elements of kinmoza that make it awesome plus more.
pic related.
>>691682423
>you sure have a lewd mind for someone who hates posting lewds
>>691681395
oh...well then....
>>691682402
no no, you owe me...you've already posted kagami lewds....
>>691682534
>100gb
>12,000 files
x_x
>>691682402
>Sweden
>Great
Pick one. :<
>>691682148
What are you rolling for?
>>691682423
good one m8
>>691682841
yes? or do you want it somewhere else?
>>691682420
I'm sure, why would you get the idea in the first place?
>>691682635
Ahaha that looks good man. I probably will check it out.
>>691682649
I have the lewdest mind here, I think.
Thankfully Karen cancels that out, lmao.
Also I can see your undies
>>691682930
tsumugiracer
>>691682841
I'm gonna make the last push for 100Gb right now.
>>691682909
You <3
>>691683088
Thats not even me :S
>>691682846
Sweden is great, as long as you're atleast middle class.
>>691682619
yeah he can, thats when everyone prepares their strong charged attack on him and he loses a lot of health.
>>691682635
you can be helpful as a squid!
>>691682841
NO!!! dun do it! im sorry!
>
>>691682846
uuh, i choose sweden. i cant be wrong by saying Sweden is Sweden.
>>691683088
>lewdsest mind here
>disgusted by a gape
>>691683088
I doubt that. Youve never been in a kitchen.
>>691683517
heh3haHAh4
>>691683377
Hey man the gape is fascinating to me.
Remember the anal colonies?
>>691683438
No really I can see your undies I'm not even lying.
>>691683517
is a tomato
>>691683223
Keke, nevermind then.
>>691683243
what happens if i do???
>>691683856
You called me a degenerate m8
>>691683829
>I have no smugs
>>691683223
Oh-uh..
But I'm already shipped with Teto!
>>691683856
Id post my irl undies. I really would.
>from am AMA I did as someone with Crohns here on 4chan
>pretty sure Id make a meme out of them.
>>691683856
it was me
that meme from jojo
>>691684070
shit nigga what are you doing
>>691682981
no, that's fine!
>>691684087
Who?
>>691684087
He doesn't have to know <3
>>691684277
ok then
>>691683438
Preach!
it gets bad. Your a chef too rory??? I foregot to talk to you about that.
Yeah the kitchen is the lewdest. 90 percent of the time were talking about what waitress we wanna bang. Then they walk in and its all quiet. Or were molesting each other in the walk in.
LIke I would be getting somehthing out of the walkin and My two friends would be running in there for something and i'd be trapped. Molested.
Mexicans are the worst.
>>691683983
>start a lewd war
>leave
hmm, which one?
>probably lose because im in need of a fap
I'll leave if you do!
>>691683229
Depends on if you're a libtard or a nationalist.
>>691683243
You're right; I wish we had better politicians, like the USA, wanting to make our country great again.
>>691684255
im sorry
>>691684070
And you are
and so am I
Something wrong fam? :^)
>>691684128
Don't do it chef bro you absolute madman
>>691684463
Shino I love you holy fuck lol
>>691684589
no loods
please
>>691684255
you're actually a niceme.me
>>691684463
>purposefully molesting other guys
what are you fucking gay
>>691684589
awww...i don't wanna do that
okay fine...
>>691683243
too bad I suck at parrying
on an unrelated note, I still wonder what the ghost thing in iriythll is
>>691684282
Kasane Teto
>>691684318
kek
Even if I wanted to, he'd definitely know, he lurk most of the time
So go roll for someone else~
>>691684804
How's Darkest Dungeon?
Wanna gift it to me~?
>>691684804
>and you are and so am I
Wew lad
>>691685024
No
>>691684901
Welcome back.
>>691684841
You've never worked in a kitchen either.
>2016
>not molesting other men
What are you, a faggot hater?
>>691684804
But I would.
>>691684360
surprise tomato
>>691684804
thats racist karen
stop
>>691684700
you better be
ill ban you from wanking for a week
>tfw me and Amatsu are drunk but still winning all the games
>>691685043
Hi.
>>691685137
Thanks.
Can we do an OW collabo?
>>691685312
why do i live
i forgot the picture
>>691685445
We are still winner!
>>691684999
Nah, roll
>>691684841
I wish i was gay sometimes would make shit a lot easier. Can't get past the whole dick and balls in or around me.
Yeah dude molesting each other in the kitchen is like team building. Everybody does it. It's fuckin hilarious . Especially when your carrying something or not expecting it.
>>691685312
>ban Mugi from wanking
Literally impossible
>>691685445
>drunk
I guess I'll hop into the chat then :^)
>>691684677
better start building walls then, or at least a scapegoat to show people the need for reformation
>>691684804
there will probably be no nude ludes dude.
>>691684868
*sigh* we need to make a treaty before something like this happens again
>>691684964
which ones? just the random white phantom things that walk around? I think they are just there for effects. there were similar black knights in the first one.
>>691685681
that looks like Sanae in the back on the right.
>ika
>>691685652
Roll for you
>>691685117
>You called me a degenerate
>and you are
>and so am I
Nothing wrong there nigger
>>691684999
Maybe I could if you accept my invite you god damn tripship
I am the doctor.
>>691685312
sorry dad
>>691685269
But you should not.
Also I'm surprised at how you barely interact with Mizore or Shino, the other chefs in here lol. I'd expect you to swap a ton of stories.
>>691685681
Shino what the actual fuck am I reading lmao
>>691685747
But building walls and actually caring about how it goes for the original inhabitants of a country is racist, don't you know? :>)
You can't say you're nationalist or anything like that or you're a nazi (which is what Hitler was so it's baaad! :(((( )
>>691685747
roll
:^)
i had a good fap :^)
>>691679605
roll
>>691685747
at least they aren't trying to kill me, enough stuff is already
>>691685912
>filename
I'm going to get Vietnam flashbacks of fire witch's spamming the flame geyser
>>691686249
Oh shit it's about to go down
>>691685645
We are always winner man
>>691685689
We just went off to take a break but maybe I'll play again later. Depends on wether or not I get vertigo
>captcha a shit
>>691686183
Stealing my line are you? :^)
>>691686472
Hey there, you doing any better?
>>691685912
what the fuck? are you for real? thats some garbage. being a nationalist isnt the same as a fascist. thats a stupid assumption.
>>691686081
huh? whos this? whos rolling and what am i rolling for?
>reroll
>>691686189
was it you!?
>>691686196
yeah, i hate those guys. their stupid spin slashing shit doesnt stop and they travel fast while doing it too. its garbage.
>>691685907
I did't even notice the invite until now D:
>>691686473
Everyday~
>>691686249
And who might you be?
>>691686249
Teto?
>>691685907
Mizore's a newbie cook. Recently got the job. And Im rarely on / fully active when Shiro is.
>>691685681
I once shouted 'wrong hole' when one guy tried to molest me. Guaranteed immunity for his length of time with us.
>>691685907
Kek
I dunno im just being real karen. I feel like gay dudes have it easy. I have to go after women and most of them annoy the fuck out of me and pretty much all of them are dumb. The smart ones are too smart to be with me.
So hear i sit. Posting Anime girl pics alone.
I did get laid some what recently.Infact it was the day twilight princess hd came out.it sucked tho cuz the girl came and stayed with me for the weekend and i fucked her the first 15 mins she got here. So after that i was like meh. I ended up playing twilgiht princess the whole last day she was here. She Pretended to be into it. Fell asleep on my living room floor and i sneaked into bed to sleep alone.
Boss status?
>>691686708
A little, but not much.
>>691686783
maaaayyybbbbeee
>>691686495
yep :^)
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