Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690804349
How are you holding up?
claim
>>690805177
Really? They are support mains?
>I started playing support since the team I was in was already full and they only needed a support
>Couldn't play anythign else besides that.
so the fuck you puddle is the best way to farm... huh... good to know.
>>690805253
yaya! A shocking truth! I'm a blonde faggot
Tired.
>>690804730
Not even cute.
>Break up was a success. I expected the worst and got better than the best.
Main?
>>690804854
>Top Morgana
Have at thee, you're shield won't do shit to true damage!
>>690805177
Run Magic pen reds, it's top kek.
>On the other hand, a full armor/Movespeed page is funny as their ADC doesn't do shit to you
>>690805389
I just can't handle being that squishy and doing no damage unless fed.
>Can only Ashe or Siver for mad split pushing
>Used to be decent at Quinn top, but despite the rework making her stronger, I couldn't play her as well anymore
>>690805610
Nah, I never post without trip in here.
Hi hi all.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>690805177
Well you wanted people to add you right?
You find pepole by the username, not by the name
Or i might just have misunderstood you.
>>690805693
wtf game are you talking dont tell me league of legends.:C
>turns into skeleton waiting for someone to play Heroes of the Storm with
>>690805306
Huh
>>690805497
My rogue-fighter did die a few weeks ago, got caught out
Also what level and edition?
>>690805693
Well, Mizore, you, and I
>>690805811
Fuck, wrong quote.
>>690805377
>>690805811
I think you did a me
Miho claimed
>>690805810
Quinn is weird at fighting top lane bruisers. But really really annoying playing against.
... Not my problem.
>OneTrickKatarina
>>690805177
Moo mooo.
>>690805315
At lease you've got the doujin.
>>690805377
I don't see how its bad.
>>690805444
I just don't like attention.
>>690805610
I'm alright, been keeping my mind occupied like I said.
Dio-sama...
The only lane I have issues with is Jungling, I'm just never at the right place at the right time and I main ADC simply because of Kalista, but I would never play an ADC other than Kalista. Mid top and support are all lanes that I'm pretty good at, although it took a while for me to be good at mid since my first mid champion was Karthus and he's pretty much the shittiest mage of the game.
Rias claimed
Megumin is MeguMINE
>>690806061
>Pomf
>>690802626
is it a good way to blow of steam?
>>690805138
kek you could be right
>>690805942
My bad, not rogue. I meant Ranger. Mixed my D&D and WoW... RIP me.
Go outside and Kill yourself
Anyone from Arizona want to meet up and fuck me?
I'll suck your dick dry and you can fuck me in the ass, just be gentle, I'm clean and it'd be cost-free besides the drive I guess
>>690806270
Bitch got rekt
>>690805932
Yeah league
Shit is more addictive than crack, not as much as Magic the Gathering though
>>690806069
Which server are you on?
>>690806288
Most importantly RIP Krusk
>>690805810
Like I said... mainly support...
Leona
Braum
Sona
Morgana
Lux
G E M S... uh I mean Taric
>>690805932
I couldn't even play it if I wanted to. I don't have a laptop now that could run this... I'd play Heroes of the storm though
But I could be emergency mid with Annie.
>>690805942
Well get another job then! You're a surgeon! You should be top!
>>690806382
That's gay
>>690806382
>implying anyone actually wants to drive anywhere in arizona
>>690806382
Fucking faggot go kill yourself.
>>690806446
I said it in the previous thread but
I'm in NA since I'm Canadian.
>>690806443
akame i swear on me mum
>>690806270
Only if you feel that it's safe for you to have one in your home, darling. But it really is a good way to relax. Just breathe, relax, and put five rounds in the smallest space you can, or set up funtime targets.
>>690806008
>did a me
Is this the fabled selfcest?
>>690806061
It's definetely not bad, maybe it's for the better if you don't want to become too attached.
>>690805811
Yeah, I got you, this'll do for now.
>>690805693
Yeah max snare for sup, pool for mid, shield for trolling an ap team.
>>690805810
>Break up?
Malzahar top is my favorite and most played before the rework.
As for sup I'm decent with a lot of them, but I'd have to say soraka.
>>690805177
(Fran)
>Mobile app.
Whut. I have it on my pc, I'm going to the library to download it then.
>burst/control mage are my preferred, but I play some tanks sup.
*insert clever way of saying Blair the cat is claimed*
>>690806382
Post a pic of your ass and I may come
![Syndra [262].png](https://i.imgur.com/61W6Oic.jpg "Syndra [262].png")
Time to disapear.
>>690806757
>>690806443
>preferring Akame to Kurome
>>690806652
You go kill yourself megumin is mine faggot
Stop with the thumb nails faggot
>>690806029
>Kat
Kitty.
>>690806069
You clearly haven't seen a fed Karthus. That shit is cancer if played well.
>>690806503
Fair.
>>690806786
I broke up today, not even an hour ago. I am now officially single, and will be for some time.
>Soraka
Fucker.
>Malz pre-rework
I miss those days...
Time to go get my new mouse!
>>690806853
Are you killing yourself?
>>690806061
Good keeping your mind occupised, sadly I don't have that option.
>>690806767
Maybe it is maybe it isn't
>>690806767
kek, nice and creative name.
:^)
>>690806008
I did indeed.
>>690806897
Seriously can you fuck off?
All you do is spam the threads with Propaganda pics, no one wants you here.
>>690806270
Dude. Real Talk I know it sounds dumb but Journaling is really therapeutic. Sometimes just getting thoughts Out of your head makes you able to self reflect and Process shit a lot easier. I think talking to other people is amazing too because it’s pretty hard to spot self deception...by yourself.
But yeah having an item that can end your life 5 seconds after you think fuck it . In your house maybe not a good idea.
I think hackers did something to maxed prestige, EVERYONE is fucking avoiding me like a plauge and when I DO find a match, the fucking everything glitches like nobodys business!
Rip black ops 2
The only megumin I know is trans
>>690807136
>Rip black ops 2
And nothing of value was lost?
>>690807072
I'm the trans megumin you retard
>>690806192
>>690807044
I could help if you like, and we could always talk of steam if you need to vent privately.
>>690806382
Well, I live pretty far away sadly
>>690806503
I can play top, but I generally get shoved into support.
I can't get use to the delay of Taric's stun or ult
>>690806741
TheWretchedTwig
Add me
>>690806786
You go do that, also add me on League
>>690806572
Sup Juri?
>>690806786
>Shield for trolling an ap team
this sounds like fun. I should definitely play it as soon as I get a good computer
>mfw I can't play it with anyone from waifu since all are from freedomland
>>690807034
enough
>>690807034
Well whoever actually succeeded at feeding Karthus, he clearly is a fucking failure.
>>690807285
Dont make me fist yo ass boi, black ops 2 is my shit
>>690806503
So yes?
>>690806548
True
>>690806652
So yea?
>>690806839
You'll have to get here :0
>>690807347
:(
>>690807298
What the fuck, piss off and don't try and make my waifu into some kind of mentally ill kike.
Sweet i got kicked of telegram by a 2 year old with mod power. Shows how shit they are in there.
[blog]
Wew, work was a bitch. It kicked my ass and all I did was lift some radiators and build boxes. Overnight wasn't as bad as I thought, but you are constantly moving. Need to get a forklift position lol.
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>>690807343
No it's really not that bad and I regret phrasing it like that.
>>690806757
Srsly tho akame did throw hands on Esdeath
>>690807517
Nah i dont trust you
>>690807347
It has been done.
>>690807444
Nice trips.
>not playing Destiny
I thought having such a stellar waifu would be indicative of broader good taste. Guess I was wrong.
>>690807034
Mhm. East to play, especially when people play champions they dont usually play just to "counter" Kat.
Turns out, skill > kit.
>>690806761
maybe an air-soft gun nothing real for now it could be fun to have
>>690807129
my therapist as actually set me up with a journal recently ive been writing my ramblings in that. feels good to see just how crazy i was acting and help prevent it from happening again.
Rory-sama claimed
Minos are fun, but game breaking.
>>690807347
Couldn't play new taric yet, but I can guarantee you I will play him. And I will learn to play him good.
>He's too fabulous
>>690807517
I'm not even near your country
>>690807517
Post ass with timestamp, gay boi.
>>690807519
I claimed her first you dolt!
>>690807593
Alright.
>>690807034
Oh damn, did it go ok? I've never had to really deal with a break up.
>Fucker
Suck my diiiiiick, I don't have to do anything except heal my team, lazy support is the best.
>Miss those days.
They fucked him up so bad, now he's an ad jungle with insane clear. And that's about it. And people think he's good.
>>690807376
You can join the NA servers, but your connection would suck.
>Mizore
>>690807797
No you didn't lol.
>>690807698
I need a break from Deadstiny too you know!
>>690807772
I would have enjoyed you :(
It's fine though chocolate :3
>>690807797
Roll for megu
>>690807797
Roll for megumin
>>690807285
Yeah, I'm actually going to sleep now.
Night friend.
>>690807797
Roll for Megumin
Roll
>>690807442
I 100% agree. He shouldn't be able to get fed. But holy hell if he somehow does...
>>690807717
>Kat in mid
>Tell my mid to swap with me (Unless against Riven for toppest keks)
>Proceed to stun her the moment she jumps on me since she'll be throwing daggers left and right to harass
>Beat the shit outta her for it
I love Irelia in mid. It's unexpected and I've had amazing results.
>>690807809
It went shockingly well. I guess they were expecting it with how I've been acting lately.
Lazy mother fucker.
Ya, he's good. But it's just not the same!
>>690807797
Rollerino
>>690807797
Roller
Roll for sesonal trash waifu
>>690808105
Have a good sleep friendo.
>>690807809
My connection sucks even at the EUW Servers, I really don't want to risk to join the NA servers
>>690808001
Everyone would enjoy me
>>690807987
How about Metroid then?
>>690807913
>no you didn't lol
>you didn't lol
>didn't lol
>lol
Are you seriously that insolent?
Yes i did, see >>690806149
>>690807797
ROLLLLLLLL
>>690807719
I'd go for a full air rifle. Go Daisy 853. They're accurate up to, IIRC, 200m, but their muzzle velocity is less than half the speed of sound. They're lightweight, relatively cheap, and ammo is easily available at Canadian Tire or Wal-Mart. They're also scope-capable and have an adjustable rear aperture. Hand-pumped but with minimal force. Oh, and a sexy business wooden stock. And it isn't capable of killing you.
Claimed.
>>690807298
Don't you put Minimum in the filenames?
>>690807517
If I could afford the gas to drive around 20 hours there and 20 more hours back I would
>>690807671
Mkay
>>690807772
He really is, so so fabulous
And so is Braum
https://youtu.be/zYd8D804bT0
Rolling
>>690808311
ROLLING
>>690807376
How goes it Chara? I've been doing some work on my PC, and I'm also decorating it as part of a shrine to my goddess.
Claimed
>>690808311
ROLLINg AGAIN
>>690805536
Download Girls X A Battle use invite code 102853990640b
>>690807802
Though I guess I could kill two birds with one stone and join a gym for the summer.
Rolling for megashit
>>690808430
RE ROLL
>>690808299
Never played metroid
ROLLA
>>690808511
Roll
>>690808552
Roll
>>690808194
>Irelia.
I hate you so much right now.
He's only good since he can get dragon at level 4 over the wall.
>Very lazy
Sometimes I don't even heal, I just let them regen.
>>690808503
Play Super Metroid. Pic related.
>>690808587
Roll
Seasonal roll
>>690808634
Rolling
well im gonna play some heroes
Fuck Playstation and their stupid Update when im trying to watch my data usage. Sure as shit too after i installed it. Every game i own on my HD was like ME NEXT with the updates. FML
>>690808672
Roll
>>690808722
Roll
>>690808630
Is that the one with zero suit samus?
Wanked to her alot before
>>690808753
Roll
>>690808388
I'd let Braum protect me all day
I remember when Braum came out my first match was against a Lucian
I laughed the whole time like he did while he ulted.
>>690808415
oh, doing fine! Did nothing today, it was such a nice day. Played Kingdom Hearts on my phone and just enjoyed the day
>>690808503
You should then. Metroid Prime is the FPS shooter. If you want the best out of Metroid >>690808630 Super Metroid it is
>>690808789
Roll
>>690808194
I haven't fought against an Irelia mid yet.
Though I never E/Jump to anyone except when I need to Ult.
>Q then E to minion close to enemy champion.
>W has a huge ass range
>Q passive triggers for 3rd damage
>Let Thunderlords do the work.
Huhuhuhu
>>690808832
Roll
>>690808454
Like I always say, the hardest part is starting, its really good for you though if you stick with it.
>>690808666
Kek didn't say who faggot
Enjoy your seasonings
>>690808872
Roll
>>690808666
WINRAR
Stop yer rolling gentlemen
>>690808299
Duh :3
You're great ^-^
>>690808388
Sadly I can't drive I would probably make the trip :(
>>690808756
Well, if you die, yes.
If you want Zero Suit Samus you have to play the story trashtroid
>Metroid Other M
>Chara
>>690808756
Uh, a lot of them have Zero Suit in the game, such as Zero Mission, but not in Super Metroid, no. But holy fuck Super Metroid is a masterpiece, I'd highly recommend it.
>>690808952
roll for akiko
>>690808354
sounds pretty neat ill have to look into it short on money for the moment but soon perhaps
>>690808817
That sounds quite pleasant. Good to see you doing well.
>>690808817
Braum was my main before Kalista came out, I just really enjoyed playing as a muscled up moustache man for a few months, but Kalista has my love.
>>690808756
No that's metroid zero
The prime games are super good.
They all are, except other M
>>690808817
Basically, I also laugh when I pull off the leo-lockdown
>>690808985
No car?
>>690808952
Didn't say who tho
Seasonal could mean anything
Could be Ryuko, etc
Miku a best.
>>690808909
Lol get fucked cunt
https://youtu.be/W0EGvblJNrY
Why Sophia? Was he not enough for you?
>>690809104
Last I looked they're about $400 a pop but used ones may be cheaper. Also, what part of this thawing wasteland do you live in? I feel like I've asked before but I have a terrible memory.
>>690809274
>NOOOO YOU DIDNT SAY ROLLLLL
>NOOOO YOU DIDNT SAY WHOOOO
Anymore excuses, faggot?
>>690806382
You're getting worse everyday
>>690808599
She's my main, and has been since Season 3!
Laaaazy!
>>690808865
I run a good amount of movespeed, so if you were in range to W, it's time to lube up.
>I'm the only one I've ever seen try it
>Made a mid AP Trist (back when it was OP) go 0/14 before she just left the lane
>She ended up doing this
That was a hell of a fucking fun game.
Anyways, off to the store. Be back in a bit!
>Makoto
No surprise on mw2 someone's using aimbot
Jesus why is old cods so hacked
>>690808817
Gotcha
>>690808994
Wew lad
>>690809034
Gotcha
>>690809259
Gotcha
>>690809259
Bad eyesight, can't legally drive according to my doctor, and I don't know how to anyways
:(
>>690809476
You're a homophobic meanie face :(
>>690809126
Yup yup, what about your day?
>>690809224
When Kalista came out I was playing Leo
It was just a fucking farm party for me and my adc
>Mid comes down after their adc and support dies
>Chasing us, ult activates, everything is stunned
It was GLORIOS
>>690809259
everyone laughs when they pull it off
>>690809667
faggot
>>690809439
Ontario in whitby
>its close to Toronto
>>690809667
Not really
I claim Homu Homu~!
>>690809588
Well, only one place to prove who'll win though.
Check my account
Intetsun
>>690809667
Shit, that bad? I can't unless I have glasses. -15 normally, which means I can't read the big E...
>>690809695
Well, yeah. The enemy does nothing for a while
>>690809663
Just avoid Other M
I take it we're rolling again?
>>690809885
All the way out in the relative boonies of Cape Breton. Never left the Atlantic provinces.
>>690809448
But you didn't say who exactly
I could say
>rolling for the waifu with the big tiddies
I could mean anybody with the tid biddies
As with you saying
>seasonal waifu roll
It could mean Ryuko, or any seasonal waifu
>>690809695
It's been alright, last day off before I begin my work week once more. It's rained all day today so I haven't been able to do much. As I said earlier, I've just been tinkering/upgrading my PC to be a worthy vessel.
>Well, it already is as far as what I need it to do
>But it isn't worthy enough for B E S T L E G S
>>690810002
>rolln for dat ass
>>690810170
>NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T SAY WHO THE ROLL IS FOOORRRR NOOOOOO BOOO HOOOOO
>>690810170
In fact you could mean a roll thats seasonal
Like a dinner roll
Or summer roll, winter roll, spring roll, etc
>>690810440
Okay
Wanna play it that way, twat?
Megumin roll
>>690809795
:O
>>690809901
How was drinking and driving?
>>690809994
Oh my, I mean I could probably drive since its my right eye that's bad, I would still fail vision tests and that scares me tho
>>690810603
Reroll
>>690809994
>gets thrown by kalista
>activates damage reduction, flashes through the adc, making them unable to move, stun them, shield explodes and finally the sun shines
It is a good wombo combo
>>690810272
There is never enough power for the waifu.
OMFG Now Heroes of the storm has a fuckin 800meg update. JESUS.
BRB Battle station Going Mobile. Im heading to the mcdonalds parking lot In my Mobile suit command center "my car" to download off their connection fuck the police.
>>690810663
Rerollerino
>>690810744
Rerollercoaster
>>690810744
Raging autistic fuck aren't you?
>>690810674
Personally, I believe that Kalista's best support is Naut. Early kills have never been easier.
I'm becoming less depressed and more optimistic.
I feel good today.
>>690810849
888 get
>come back after a while
>People are rolling
>>690810161
thats sounds nice was hopping you would be closer haha
>>690810898
Reroll
>>690810853
Says the one who spans propoganda because i had his waifu
>>690810295
You don't have to roll~
>>690810890
That's great news!
>>690810954
I know. Such is thread
>>690810002
just the heretic fags
>>690810890
that's good
>>690810890
Much congratulations.
Minumin is a fucking cuck
>>690811045
THOSE DIGITS THO
I GOT DEM DIGITS
Rrrroll
>>690810890
>>690810654
Shit man
>>690810674
Basically what I live got
>>690810890
YAY!
Time to play some league
>>690810890
^_^
Happy for you :)
>>690811109
I'm rolling for you
>>690811077
I know someone who will appreciate this pic.
>>690811168
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL
