>>690613950 i like you
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>690613950
i like you
Your sister's better
After sex:
Your dad's better
>>690613950
feminism is cancer
I don't care
>>690613950
Hi, I'm male.
now im limp
I'm not interested.
I voted Trump
next on 4chan
Show feet pls
I haven't showered
you look fat
You didn't shave?
you cant vote
>>690613950
your sister's hot
smells like fish
>>690613950
Not my problem.
your a cunt
i'm your dad
want another STD?
>>690613950
Dude sauce.
she is cute
kitchen right now
do the laundry
>>690613950
Where's my sandwich?
>>690613950
Oh, hi there.
don't want kids
>>690613950
women aren't people.
>>690614308
You are woman
>>690613950
Fucked your mom
>>690613950
fucked your sister
givr me sandwitch
>>690613950
Look, an insect.
>>690614175
>Your dad's better
My dad's better.
>>690613950
partner count matters
>>690613950
I have herpes.
i like 4chan
No, you can't
>>690613950
I date asians
Tits or GTFO
No means yes
You look easy
>>690613950
Pregnancy isn't painful
get a job
>>690613950
Cis white male
After sex:
I'm not paying
>>690613950
Got no money
Asking for it
>>690615353
>Yes means anal
>>690613950
Women shouldn't drive.
sharpie in pooper
>>690613950
Beer, now, cunt.
>>690613950
you fat bitch
>>690613950
Get an abortion
Are you PMS-ing?
>>690615660
no means anal
>>690615520
best one
/thread
>>690613950
My Little Pony
You do analingus?
I like turtles.
Rape is okay
>>690613950
You are fat.
scat into twat
1. Calm down
2. Can’t you take a joke?
3. Did you gain/lose weight
>>690615772
is it summer?
>>690615928
This
Hi, I am...
*rolls eyes and walks off“
>>690615928
>calm down
This triggers my girlfriend
You better swallow
>>690613950
It's my privilege
>>690613950
Sign the prenup
>>690615313
Classic
I like anime
>>690614175
>sex
yeah?
we thought you meant carpentry, you fucking spastic!!
Suck my dick
>>690614120
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>>690615674
That's FOUR words, even if you are to stupid to know what an apostrophe is, or can't get the your/you're thing right. Sheesh.
>>690613950
Sharpie in pooper
''It's in. Hnnnnnnggggg!
>>690613950
No child support.
No fucking alimony.
Sign this please.
>>690616467
kill yourself
>>690616467
Found the "very smart" autist. Nobody cares
>>690616467
>complains about people's English
>can't differentiate between too and to.
good job
>>690616467
>That's FOUR words, even if you are to stupid to know what an apostrophe is, or can't get the your/you're thing right. Sheesh.
THAT'S 27 WORD YOU FUCKING CUNT!
>>690616857
KEK
>>690613950
Only need one word
Cunt
suck my hernia
I like BATTLETOADS!
>>690613950
1 word: fatass
Feminists are Autistic
>>690615245
i love this, not a contribution
Stop bitching cunt.
You are wrong
Check these Dubs!
>>690613950
I don't understand
>>690613950
You a gold-digger.
>>690617662
Instead:
Check these singles
Jesus i love you people. I LOVE 4CHAN
>>690615353
>>690615660
Fucking died
>>690617662
Kek
>>690616467
is this bait or contraction? Wait, no that would be silly, a contraction is only one word! Wow, reading is fun!!
To small clitoris
>>690613950
You gain weight.
>>690613950
Wheres your sister`?
Tell this on a date.
>>690613950
Cute little mustache.
>>690616994
kek
I'm a Virgin
Calm yourself down.
>>690613950
Just calm down
On the rag?
what wage gap?
The wage gap
>>690613950
credit card limit
>>690618341
>>690618243
Introducing the Ever-Mad (c) Guarantee.
Ever try anal?
>>690618540
"You've done anal" is better.
Implies a flappy arsehole.
>>690613950
Yeah, you're fat.
>>690613950
Ill do it in just two "women rights"
>>690618540
not guaranteed. current wife likes anal quite a bit.
>marry that one son. like, NOW.
you are fat
Suck my dick
>>690613950
would not rape
Get the bill.
>>690613950 your getting fat
>>690618676
They actually exist?!?
That'll do, pig.
>>690613950
please use logic
Just tell her to calm down.
They always go nuts with this one.
you should shave
you gained weight
you should shower
wow truly obese
you are ageing
genetics hates you
start a diet
bros before hoes
im pro-eugenics
they just jews
goddamned fucking negros
hitler was nice
im nazi
blacks are inferior
no more money
>>690613950
What dat ass like?
>>690613950
Nice gaping cunt.
Who is the blond girl?
>>690619129
>wow truly obese
You. Are. Wrong.
Blow me, cunt
>>690613950
she could break out of those leg tapes so god damn easily, i hate fake bondage that dont even try
>>690613950
Your daughter's hotter.
Actually, talking to my wife about how much hotter our daughters are than she is turns her on.
>>690613950
Make me pie.
Out of cash.
Pay the bill.
Obey my mom.
Get boob job.
Do the laundry.
didn't pull out
>>690613950
fat ugly slut
>>690614262
>>690614671
http://www.boundhub.com/videos/107492/russian-girl-gets-gagged-taped-and-fucked-hard/
Preferred the trap
Your a women
>>690616467
(you)
more per hour
>>690619707
You're* fucking summerfag
Are you pregnant?
My ex called
>>690613950
we are equal
you are wrong
>>690620015
Asked a girl that once, she wasn't...
Masturbating was better.
Are those stretchmarks?
Wow, cool mustache
*Tips fedora* m'lady
>>690613950
"split the bill"
>>690613950
I am hungry
calm your tits
>>690613950
ass to mouth?
>>690613950
No prenup? Nope.
I eat ass
I am broke.
Told you so
Cratz, it´s girl
You gained weight
>>690615674
Check this out >>690617881
>>690614120
To be continued
>>690613950
Who is SHE?!!
Let's go dutch...
I have ED...
Porn is good!
I'm the driver...
You're not sane...
Worst dinner EVER.
>>690613950
you look tired
suck my dick
>>690615928
>calm
that triggers everyone. you dont tell an angry person to calm down. you show that you understand instead
pay next bill
Tits or gtfo
>>690613950
to mom:
Moving back in.
I'm divorcing you
Ay check em
Trannys are men.
You're a whore
>>690613950
Enjoy the hpv
>>690613950
Bite the towel!
"I am better"
Pick that up
After going bareback:
I'm HIV positive
>>690618863
Actors naken?
Just abort it
>>690613950
clean the kitchen
>>690616857
bait?
Hi, I am.
>>690618707
lucky bastard
Ex loved anal
Fat ass bitch
surprise butt sekcs
>>690615996
TOP KEK
mine too
>Just calm down
>>690613950
no wage gap
After sex:
"Rape feels better"
what's your name?
nigger nigger nigger
Women are objects
just two genders
please calm down
Don't vote hillary
>>690616549
bump
Swallow it babe
Make dinner cunt
Gained weight recently?
not the father
>>690613950
Hello
don't be mad
>>690625719
Your name again?
>>690613950
Credit card cancelled
>>690613950
I have autismo
You can deeper
>>690613950
>just calm down
>don't be stupid
>I don't care
>sorry, wasn't listening
>just stop talking
>you're annoying me
Bonus round:
>she's a friend
>forgot my wallet
>sorry, I'm broke
>what about abortion?
On your period?
Tits or GTFO
your sister swallows
I wasn't staring
You complaining again?
>>690613950
she looks good
Why you virgin?
>>690613950
You do that need to say anything, women will find a reason to be mad at you
>>690613950
It's my privilege.
>>690616467
I'm about as much of a grammar Nazi as can be, but you're just being a faggot now, and you know it.
>>690613950
kill yourself cunt
and sauce?
>>690627506
>Guys, you are missing the classic
"Did you come?"
FUCK OFF ROASTIE!!!!
>>690613950
how much money?
>>690613950
Back in kitchen
>>690628359
What's wrong with that? I can physically feel it when she comes but I still ask, her answer is so adorable everytime
Just sigh and mutter "like your mother..." when she is being bitchy.
>>690613950
Cash or Card?
"i fucked ted"
>>690616467
>even if you are to stupid
>to stupid
>autism.jpg
>>690613950
Legalize rape.......ummm.....cunt.
>>690613950
Wash your vagina
i respectfully disagree
>>690613950
your mum's tighter
>>690613950
feminism is bullshit
>>690616467
>to
>>690628537
Has she ever asked it to you?
I've had better
>>690629005
Actually, there's a lot of women who would agree with you on that.
>>690614573
underappreciated post
>>690613950
Men are superior.
>>690618243
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>>690618521
for more rage try:
"Calm your tits"
>>690613950
Worst thread ever
>>690613950
you're too fat
>>690616994
>>690616994
I would reply with a funny joke HAHA too tell you how funny you are HAHA, and make a sentence with hownanny words you have HAHA but your sentence is to long to count HAHA deal visit
>>690619388
your post made me feel very uncomfortable
>>690613950
I came inside
>>690613950
You have AIDS
Going in dry
>>690613950
MUH WAEG GAP
>>690616467
An apostrophe is a contraction of two words into one
You are ugly
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>690613950
Just stop overreacting
>>690613950
I hate memes
>>690613950
How many months?
Just calm down
>feminism isn't equality
>suck like (pornstar)
>i have (fetish)
>please be rational
>don't forgive you
>yes I mad
>i'm pro adoption
>can't buy car
>you don't need...
>don't want sex
>do want sex
>hair better down
>please flush that
>best au natural
My nightmare:
>allergic to ethanol
>>690616467
It's still one word
>>690613950
Haydyho Spongecock Sharepants
Donald Trump's Right
>>690613950
Wage gap refuted
>asked for it
Who's your friend?
Your pastor visited.
>>690613950
i hate women
>>690613950
No more money
I don't see the point to this thread. As we all know, any three words will make a woman kick off if she's in the right/wrong mood.
Surprised noone asked
>Are you mad?
>>690633856
That counts for anyone.
>>690616467
woman detected
Put on weight?
Are you even trying?
>>690613950
You do it
>>690614547
rush b cyka
Can you chill?
