Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
2 fronts
Best type moon claimed.
Best 2 girls in the OP.
>>690595507
>Akibro
I'll train my Lucio and Genji skills then
I have my 46% scotch and 11 beers ready
>>690595727
>lil' smug
Scary~
Just how many tranny waifus are there? I want to love you all :(
>>690595331
What does it matter?~
:^)
>>690595296
>Complaining about someone else's driving
>Can't reach pedals
Kek
>>690595745
Damn it
>Image not related
>>690595792
Megumin claim
>>690595792
Angry Marine Claim
>tfw you try to keep tabs on the thread by auto refreshing but it doesn't work well and you end up ignoring thread.
>>690595458
My buddy first got me into it, first thing he showed me was Angry Marines, I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. Anger Forever
>>690595507
Confirmed Rage
jerk chen claimed.
>>690595983
RIN PLEASES BAD GRAMMAR FOR CORRECTIONS
Alright that was terrible.
Penny Claim
>But replies will be delayed, watching OVA and moar weebao animu.
>>690595972
>how many trannies
>i want to love you all
My greentext
>be me
>be sensitive faggot who needs mental help
>get butthurt about stupid stuff
>decide to kill myself (for the 15th time)
>go to Home Depot to buy rope
>walk in store
>crazy macho hank hill type man jumps at me and asks what the fuck I'm looking for.
>little 5'7 and 125 pound me is intimidated
>I don't know about tools and shit
>"rope"
>What kind of rope he asks
>What the fuck? I didn't even know there were different types of rope
>I say "string rope"
>fucking string rope
>I then admit I didn't know the kind, I just need rope
>that fucker asks me what I'm going to use it for
>I panic
>"uh... I'm tying a snowboard to the top of my car"
>snowboard
>It's 109 degrees outside
>the fuck?
>he gives me weird stare and shows me the rope
>chicken out like a bitch
Fuck. Can't even kill myself right. I'm not going there ever again...
Fuck Home Depot
>>690596036
Wasnt THAT bad
>Tohsaka
>>690595727
(smug)
ok good to know
looks like my dick wont be kill :^)
>>690596036
At least you tried.
>>690595792
>>690595922
>>690595929
>>690595939
>>690595947
>>690595950
>>690595952
>>690595972
>>690595982
>>690595983
>>690595990
>>690595992
Welcome back everyone
>>690595997
Except you jerk-chen
>>690595992
Not only you. I mean... like the names.
Temperus Maximus
The stories there
The war they had with the PRETTY MARINES
I couldn't stop laughing
>>690595776
Do tell a bit about him.
>I couldn't resist
You should have though.
>>690596075
well, you shouldn't try to kill yourself over things like /b/
Akiko claimed
>>690595585
>Chen
Oh right, you were having issues installing it right? What version of windows do you use? Maybe I can help you out
>>690595727
>Shinoa
The what artificially created orifice did you stick it in this time?
>>690595952
Lucio alright but Genji is my nigger
>inb4 full weeaboo team
Don't fuck with scotch bruh, I'll try to find something to rival that %
>>690595992
BLOOD AND THUNDER!
VICTORY AT SEA!
>>690595972
Trans right here fam
>>690596161
>[
It's spreading
>:3
>>690596075
Why kill yourself when we can get married? ^-^
>>690596173
Eh, it isn't /b/
just my obsessive perfectionism and confidence problems mixed with a miserable life.
>>690596248
I have had it for a while now.
Would this be better?
>>690596173
i missed this
reminds me of the days we were arguing every thread
>>690596075
Hwut bobbeh
>>690595983
>This tease is worried
I didn't even save your loods!
>>690596181
>>inb4 full weeaboo team
That's like everytime we have a full team :^)
I've been fucking with scotch for so long now, just gotta know when to stop~
>>690596332
That's even worse
>>690596075
I nearly stabbed myself in the neck when I was 17, I wanted to die really badly, but one of my friends decided to come over, he was at that level of friendship where he knew how to get in with or without a key, so he just barged in, ended up stopping me.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"I can't take it any more I just-"
>"What ever it is, its not fucking worth it, your life is worth more than any shitty problem you come across."
>"I... Okay... Thanks."
>"Now promise me, swear to whatever the fuck you believe in, that you won't ever... EVER try to do this shit again."
>"I swear."
>"Alright cool. Lets make some pizza rolls and play Tekken."
Coolest dude I knew, lost him in Afganistan.
This is now a natsoc thread
>>690595950
Agreed.
>>690596387
Eh? Really it's the reason I reposted them
>>690596442
Nice image
>Tohsaka
>>690596181
Windows 7 pack 1
>>690596291
Yeah, I get what you mean. But you should try to understand that you can't be perfect.
>>690596360
Huh, I'll try to think of it the next few threads.
>>690596448
Wow, that's actually a pretty cool story
>>690596448
he seems fucking awesome... That's horrible, man.
>>690596448
what happened to him
>>690596448
I mean, besides the last part, sorry to hear that
>Chara
>>690596173
The toppest of keks from the Anger.
"Lo, in the histories of the many Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, every Primarch listed that has ever come across my sage and learned eyes, has found root and home upon a planet, which hath shaped and set in stone the character of that warrior of The Emperor that he would become.
Therefore, one must give pause to the Primarch of our brothers, the Angry Marines, that great warrior of rage for he hath never fell upon a planet. Nay! Legend has it he was borne upon the ethers and drifts of space, alone in his capsule save for a discarded copy of Battletoads that The Emperor had thrown out, a legendary artifact that hath fueled research into vast weapons of war that it might be unmade and erased from history.
When the capsule had finally been rammed into a drifting hulk of an old Imperial battleship, it is said that the Primarch was so enraged and frustrated with the vile game that he headbutted out the Adam's apple of the first survivor that he encountered, and thereafter killed every inhabitant with the remnants of the dying initial combatant."
>>690596191
HOOAH!
>>690596557
I don't want to be perfect. I just want to be normal and I can't even achieve that. That's pretty much the definition of failure, Chara...
>>690596442
Oh well.
Things in [ ] is just easier to see when im looking for pictures.
>>690596075
Oh shit man. Anything you want to talk about?
>>690596173
He has taken to "collecting" enemy troops to make models of historic battles and events. He also mailed a black hole to an Inquisition officer who sent 5 regiments of catachans to free his "models" thanking her for sending him replacements
He also has a love of body doubles, much like Dr Doom
>>690596672
I guess so, I just can't see them as anything but arrays
>be me
>be 9
>be mentally retarded
>get sent to mental ward
>every night we got icecream
>months later i get out
>tell my brother about it
>brother pretends he wants to apply noose
>he gets admitted to same ward
>ward undergoes change
>they removed the icecream
>brother doesn't get icecream
>couple days later he comes home
>"how was visit, bro?"
>"no icecream"
Saddest story
>>690596665
What is normal? Normal is nothing! Everyone is different, which is what makes life so beautiful!
>>690596663
Oh yeah, the fucking BATTLETOADS story, it was GLORIOUS!
>>690596665
You don't have to be normal. You have to be you.
>>690596678
kek, he seems awesome.
>>690596968
>no icecream
i cry every time
>>690596387
>That's like everytime we have a full team :^)
Sad but true
>just gotta know when to stop~
Yeah you gotta know your stopping point
I went over my limit once. I nearly died
>>690596544
Yes, I remember readig something about this
Something 32 bit and 64 bit client
Let me look into it. Maybe I can set you up
>>690596968
10/10 I cried
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>690597171
I revoke my 5 threads. He already slowed down. I say 3 threads.
>>690597171
I'm at a bar now, drinking myself until I get drunk.
>>690596593
>>690596574
>>690596557
>Be me, driving along in humvee with some dudes.
>Coolbro(lets call him G) is chillin in the rear seat, we're expecting shit, locked and loaded kinda shit.
>Roadside bomb fucks the car, flips us
>Get jumped by some fucking sand niggers, start firing at the car
>roll out and open fire, attempt to help other guys get out
>Rest of convoy pulls off and starts getting out to assist
>Last guy is stuck, leg is pinned.
>G goes in, cuts him lose, basically tosses his ass out
>We were already starting to rally with the rest of the convoy
>RPG slams the side of the humvee.
>G gets blown up
>Other guy managed to survive but lost his leg
>I felt a rage boiling inside of me like an Angry Marine
>Open fire like a fucking madman, managed to kill the RPG asshole and a few others.
>Get home two weeks later
>Wanna go back so bad, revenge style, wished I had died with G
>G wouldn't have liked me during that time, he woulda said something like
>"Keep living, you've gotta keep going, even though I'm gone. Live for me too bro, you'll do fine."
>So I lived on, for him.
>Ended up in a nice house, good family, can't complain
>If that bastard were still around I'm sure we'd pound beers at a pub and spout bullshit about our epic war stories.
>>690596537
>gonna have to repost them :^)
I don't save much, plus the image I was thinking about wasn't posted. Maybe another anon posted it instead of you
>>690597171
I went over my stopping point during prom
I don't go out much anymore
Didn't nearly die, so that's good
>>690595894
>>690596536
For the next thread.>>690597347
>>690597141
My personal favourite is this one.
The Angry Marines had apparently chased a Tyranid splinter fleet into Ultramarine space to which they brought absolute devastation. Impressed by their sheer ferocity the blessed Calgar offered an invitation to their Chapter Master, a man identified in the records only as Temperus Maximus. However, the invitation to meet their spiritual liege was responded to with the head of the slain hive tyrant -- on which was crudely scrawled an insulting cartoon of the Ultramarines defense of Macragge as well as depictions of male genitalia -- and the message, "STILL NOT AS GOOD AS THE HEAD YOUR MOM GAVE, YOU POMPOUS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARDS!!!!1!"
>>690597426
This was in Behind Enemy Lines
>>690595952
It is~
>>690596160
Hooray!
>>690596181
Nothing since I'm at work
>shinoa back to work
>>690597588
Seriously? Well its a common occurrence, convoys get IED'd all the time, shit happens, people like G are always trying to be a hero... it just never pans out.
>>690597141
And there is Zahndrekh, who still believes he is flesh and blood, still in the civil war before they ascended to robots. He tries to eat and keeps his prisoners as if they were fellow nobles. Until his bodyguard, Obryon, who is so done with his shit "catches them trying to escape and accidentally kills them while trying to recapture them" or just throws them out the air lock
They are all just varying degrees of Insane
>>690595894
>>690596536
>>690597523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py1xKasg1UE
>>690597426
this.. is really sad, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>690597581
Oh man, keep bringing them, they are so good!
There was one where two angry marines tried to drop down on a planet to kill some furries...
>>690597800
>ugh, can't stand our superior...
>oops, I opened the air lock
The twelve strings of autism
>>690598014
forgot pic
>>690598014
Ah yes, From The Flames Of Furfaggotry.
The planet of Tertius Gamma was besieged by mutants of Chaos, the insipidness of which had never been before seen in this sector of space. The furry abominations, committing the hideous blasphemy of wearing sacred power armor as if in service to the God-Emperor, had been leveling city after city for days. And now... they had advanced upon the capitol city, the last bastion of humanity.
However, little did anyone realize that the incursion had been noticed by one of the greatest Chapters of all Space Marines -- whose mighty Battle Barge was even now entering orbit around the planet -- the Angry Marines.
"GODDAMMIT, WHY AREN'T WE ON THE GROUND YET?" screamed an armored visage. What remained of his face, had been twisted recognizably by sheer rage.
"Sir, we can't enter the atmosphere that quickly, we'd burn u-" The voice of the Servitor was cut short as he was crushed beneath the sheer weight of the Marine's armor as he jumped into the pilot terminal.
Thus, the Battle Barge, the Litany of Litany's Litany, began its screaming descent towards the besieged planet.
All the while, a cacophony of sickly sounds continued to permeate from the murky planet below.
"Yiff... yiff... yiff... yiff..."
It was maddening; sufficiently so that any lesser man would have taken his own life. But it had no effect on the stalwart Marines of rage save to infuriate them like never before.
At the same time (and unknown to their brethren on the first Battle Barge, or vice versa), a second Battle Barge of the Chapter, the Maximum FUCK, hovered at the ready directly over the capital city. Upon it, poised the payload of Adeptus Astartes Angry Marines, prepared to make planetfall.
>cont
stronk tonk
>>690598278
Cont!
Captain Temperus of the 3rd Company watched and waited, his eyes fixed firmly on the screens showing a wave of mutants overrunning the planetary defense force positions. He felt his blood boil as he looked upon the livery adorning their armor, their mockery of everything they stood for. Their faces were an abomination. The heretical glee, visible on their faces even from space, angered the Brother Captain even moar.
The comms-servant gave a silent nod, and although it seemed as though he hadn't seen it, Temperus was well aware. It was time-- but he hadn't the patience for any conventional strike, this time.
"CUNT SNIFFING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS!" He bellowed with rage. With the full force of his forehead, Captain Temperus struck the large red button on the console in front of him, destroying it in the process. Great shields on the side of the Battle Barge turned into place over the front of the craft, forming a giant battering ram shaped like a middle finger.
The Maximum FUCK began its nose-first descent into the atmosphere.
The fighting around the capitol city grew more and more fierce. The furred mutants were sending their numbers to die beneath the walls of the city; each one attempting to use their bladed weapon to try and chip away at the hardened rockcrete. At first the defenders jeered at their foolhardiness. But as more corpses piled around the walls, the more precarious became the city's chances.
>cont
>>690598363
Cont
"Keep up that heavy bolter fire!" the Commissar screamed over the din of the gun placements.
"Bring up the flamers! Show these abominations the cleansing power of The Emperor!"
Just then a Servitor scuttled up to the Commissar's side.
"Milord, crafts from off-world are making planetfall. It appears to be the Adeptus Astartes."
"Ah, at last. Now we shall TRULY turn the tide against this filth!" beamed the Commissar.
In revelry and decadence, the furries fought and continued to advance. The city would soon fall, there was none alive on Tertius Gamma who could stop them now.
Suddenly, all heads turned skywards, eyes scanning above to find the source of a terrible noise. The two Angry Marines Battle Barges collided sides-first against one another as they plummeted towards a single target. The mutants realized that target was them.
The Commissar turned his eyes skywards as the enemy fell silent and a great shadow fell across the lands.
"What the fuck..." the Commissar uttered under his breath, in disbelief.
"FUCK YOU, I WAS HERE FIRST!!!" screamed the commander aboard the Litany of Litany's Litany, as he piloted his barge directly into the heart of the mutant hordes below.
"NO FUCK YOU, I DEPLOYED THE FINGER!!!" Captain Temperus cursed back.
Traitors fled, mutants hid, deviants cried out for their dark gods to save them. As one, then two Battle Barges slammed into the enemy lines.
With a terrifying roar, the planet itself was torn asunder!
Tertius Gamma was no more.
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