Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claim
>>690419711
Oh yeah.
Look here >>690419634
What age did you grow out of metal, /waifu/?
15 for me
Yo
>>690419846
If trips post feet
>>690419961
Was never into it.
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
driving tomorrow
still nervous
Claimed.
just washed my dog. He hated it.
>>690420025
I can post those anyways.
>>690419925
90 cent
>>690420015
azusa
>>690420067
roll
>>690419961
never did
>>690420025
i like you
>>690419959
I saw, she must be foot shy.
Take your time, I want good quality feet.
>>690419846
Good afternoon!
>>690419961
Took me a while to actually get into it.
>>690420108
nigga just uber everywhere
>>690420114
do you hate your dog? ._.
>>690420182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>690420143
Maid person
I wish I had a girl that looked exactly like Yuno and would kill others because they looked at me funny.
>>690419961
Was never into it. If anything, I've grown to like it more.
>>690420462
rolling for you
>>690420309
konata marry me :o
Mizore, you little slut, come out of the woodworks and post your pics.
>>690420220
>foot shy
Look on the bright, less is more, depending on your viewpoint.
>>690420174
I like me too, so far I'm liking you, stay calm and I'll stay liking you.
>>690420115
Please continue
>>690420309
>sounds like a dude putting on a feminine voice
Fucking queer.
>>690419961
I was and am more into Tool. NIN, Perfect Circle I like'd slipknot back in the day Slayer Pantera Sepeltura. I grew out of most of the heavier shit by 25 still like Tool NIN etc. I have always liked techno "not edm"
link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2sTIy8MNwU
>>690420462
same but with esdeath yandere best dere
Ok, seriously now, here is a picture of my feet.
>cheen
>>690420609
Hmm, I see where you are coming from. Kinda. I also like loose clothing on girls, covering their body but easily removed.
Probably why I like Shiki's art so much.
>this image
Q U A L I T Y
>>690420801
>>690420615
>>690420174
I want to lick your waifus feet.
>>690420875
Looks like a typical northern household in England.
>>690420875
>feet
>single foot
Tease. Almost as bad as Mizore.
Best girl claimed
>>690420308
it was a thread on /mu/ that's how I found that pic :p
>>690420576
are you chen :o
>>690420718
it is
>>690420756
;-;
>>690420875
lick me
>>690420967
She wants you to lick them too.
>>690421153
>are you chen
no ;o
>>690421066
foot*
whoops.
>>690421017
yeah.
>>690420309
mhm.
>>690421153
you shoul lick mine, if you want them so much
>>690421259
;-;
>>690421266
I'll lick you anywhere :p
>>690420957
I like having everything up front taking it at face value.
Like this one, it has the whole package.
>feet
am i doing it right?
>>690421379
;o;
>>690420615
I don't know what the series is about, but I've just started playing ep1. since Your waifu seems hot
>>690421379
no.
and that's not how shipping works, konata.
you posted a picture of lewd chen yesterday, I won't forgive you
>>690421369
Fucking nice feet :3
>put a filter to not see this thread
> still fucking see it
please stop making these. You make them every day, are you not already satisfied with your previous ones?
>>690420967
same and im sure she would let/make you but im her numba one slave sorry
>>690421580
Its awesome
Akame>Esdeath
>>690421629
>>690421580
It's an attempt at writing the worst show possible.
>>690421649
How did you filter it?
>>690421649
Stop digging for karma and attention.
>>690421409
Not bad, school uniform is a plus.
>>690421580
tis a good one my friend. boo akame for me will you? while you are watching
>>690421649
>have you tried filtering 'waifu'?
We have literally 2 going at any time, and only one of them is the one that we use. When there's over 100 threads at any time, are you really getting triggered by 2 threads?
>>690421369
feet nirvana
>>690421580
That's one of my favourite pics.
>>690421779
you son of a bitch
>>690421867
What were you doing in the anime hate thread?
>>690421781
>>690421834
We make them every time the image limit is up. Everyday is a understatement.
Your a Faggot, Go back to you cuck thread
>>690421793
Put "waifu claim" on hide on /b/
>>690421436
Go away Mugi :^)
>>690420631
Meh, there's like 2 good Kyouko feet pics.
>>690420308
Hello there Homu!
>>690421779
Take that back, pig.
claimed
>>690421649
Shit i miss posted. Anyway Fuck you Faggot.
Claimed
>>690421779
>>690422060
>
Oh boy
>>690421436
>
>>690422020
>I'll never marry the cutest and meaniest waifu in thread
>>690422044
>there's like 2 good Kyouko feet pics
There are probably more, probably not a safe as the others tho.
>>690421867
ok.... 0.o ;)
>>690421918
One of mine as well <3
>>690421972
LOLLOL Akame is better then esdeath just sayin.
>>690421874
I'm filtering "waifu claim" but I still see it. Just found out about filters. If I set the filter when I was in catalog, will it still be in effect when I scroll
>>690421369
nice feet :^)
>>690422031
Have you tried using the native filters on the catalog?
Do that. If you already have take out the claiming and it should be no problem.
Input:
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#hidden-label {display: none;}
In you custom CSS to get rid of the "show hiden threads" option.
>>690422286
god im soooo mad right now im going to spew my autism again how dare you anon
My cute wife.
>>690422280
And that's a pic I didn't have.
Shiro claimed.
>>690419961
Never was into it to begin with. A song or two every other month maybe, when I was in the mood for it.
Also hey condor, how's it going?
>>690420114
>job
>dog
>getting laid
>social network
What are you even doing on /b/?
>>690420108
What's there to be nervous about?
.
If trips I'll do something productive to improve my life a bit.
>>690422525
Simmer. I think Esdeath is great too. Shes just mean
>>690422625
I'm surprised more waifus didn't have an edgy metal phase since a lot of them are weebs and nerds probably. I am doing good, but I have no money on my card and the internet is due, uh oh :O
>>690422656
where is your waifu from, she cute :3
>>690422656
i know i was joking with ya was doing a parody of me
>>690422590
I collect a few :P
>>690422277
she is my waifu already.
What is the cutest physical feature of your waifu?
Her eyes and criminally groomable hair.
>>690422873
Oh good you know i think your cool. I will raid any thread for you.
>>690422833
shes from is the order a rabbit?
karen told me about it last night and ive been watching all morning. Really good its like Kiniro Mosaic kinda
>>690423133
your mom faggot
>>690423133
her hair and the way it falls around her face i want to play with it like a cat it so long
>>690423082
rename the file to "most cutest" :3
>>690423133
hair
I just found Final Fantasy IX for android it will be mine.
>>690423361
why thank you i think you are pretty cool yourself so what are you up to today?
>>690423370
Are you saying my mom is cute?
Thanks.
Claim the froge tiddies
>>690422833
Is it true that internet in the US is ridiculously expensive and slow?
>>690423133
>What is the cutest physical feature of your waifu?
Yes.
Personally I love her eyes. Her tired, stressed eyes captivated me almost as soon as I saw her. If not her eyes, her figure alone.
DFC. A tight, slim, petite frame. Firm ass and messy hair are all I dislike, but that is because I don't like asses and I want to brush her hair.
>>690423472
i will rename the file to >mfw I will never marry anyone
>Just woke up
>I still wanna die, but I'm way better than yesterday.
>I hate light
>18°C (64.44 Fahrenheit)
>Cold
.
Why do we need to wake up ?
>>690423978
If you don't wake up, how can you look at your waifu?
>>690423882
besides me :3
>>690423713
I pay 35 a month :o
>>690423978
I love you :)
>konata
>>690423859
>I don't like asses
>>690422934
I'm glad you do.
>>690424315
They poop, Anon.
Asses. Poop.
>>690423640
I am just chillin. Played Overwatch last night had fun. Im trying to install a pirated version of final fantasy on my phone
I wonder if 7 is out
Lucy was my starter waifu btw. we broke up
>>690423978
Stop.
Please just stop.
my grandma is dying right now, she is on painkiller.
My mom is really sad and she's crying everyday, probably she will die from depression aswell.
Do you see me crying about it?
I'll live on streets, and that's it, not a big deal.
I'll just be a nobody, wow, that's so depressing.
No, that's not, I'll fight those stupid emotions, I'll go to some college, I'll work my ass off and I'll make money, forgeting about this.
Death is inevitable, some weak people decide to be depressed and pity themselves, others to go on.
What will you do?
>>690423859
>petite frame
Ah, very nice. I like small frames as well.
>firm ass
>messy hair
I'm a fan of firm buttocks, but messy hair is a big no-no.
>>690423133
also is it weird i prefer not to call parts or my waifu in general cute i prefer hot or attractive mostly cause i prefer when girls think im cute or adorable
>>690424511
>breaking up with your imaginary waifu
;-;
that's like losing your imaginary friends because they were too cool for you ._.
>>690421369
How could anyone *not* enjoy those feet? You crazy?
>>690424700
It just wasnt working well. Plus it felt creep getting called lucy
>>690424568
I like it messy so I can brush it.
I have really long hair myself, about 4', so I find brushing hair therapeutic.
This artist likes asses, obviously, and I do like his art.
>>690424178
That is kind of expensive considering this below mediocre speed, but it's not nearly as bad as I was told it was.
>>690424700
>that's like losing your imaginary friends because they were too cool for you ._.
kek
>Shiro
>>690424333
She is also my Waifu
>>690424511
over watch is fun play it with friends as well lucy from what im sorry lucy is a less unique name
>ive also moved on from other waifus but esdeath feels special more so then the others my first was ironically also a ice queen guess i have some sort of ice fetish
>>690425091
Just finished Episode 1, it deems an continuation .
>>690424402
2d butts don't.
>>690425210
Radiohead draws otherwise.
>>690425210
I've seen otherwise.
>>690425015
I have that pic and love the emotion but rarely post it. Something about it I dislike and can't figure out what.
>>690424888
Nice digits.
Togame has weird hair, but weird in a good way, the best way.
Snow white, long and unfaltered. It reflects her as a character.
>>690425287
>>690425359
2d butts only poop if you want them to.
>>690424882
oh I remember lucy I think :o
>>690424957
this was a really good speed test, I had like 2
Mbps before :o
>>690425383
I have a pc idea for you homo
>>690425450
I never wanted them to. Not once. Yet they did. Why did they do it? Why did they poop?
>>690421369
fantastic paws, i would do unspeakable things to them
>>690425391
> the episodes where her hair is raped
I got mad.
>>690424163
In my dreams at least she's real
>>690424178
Well, that needs strength and courage
>>690424565
I'm mentally unstable. I'm kinda broken on the inside (mentally and physically) I never learned to handle this shit, even tho this isnt the first death on my life. And my old physiatrist said that I was a potential threat to society. And the fact that im without my "happiness-pills" isn't helping either
>>690425560
Some artists want to watch the world burn.
>>690425486
I'm scared of your ideas. Post the original one with Kagami, it's easier to cut.
>>690425383
The emotion of the acceptance of that after everything she did it she's still alone.
"Homura did nothing wrong"
>>690425633
Such a shame it was.
>>690425391
>this will never happen to you
>>690425788
this one?
>>690425661
I have that but you need to get it too
>>690425917
hey!!!
>>690425917
>>690425788
crop this, use a different pic if u need to, but this is me like all day ;_;
>>690426027
:O
>>690425871
I die a little inside.
Best type moon claimed.
>>690425633
Nisio has all his female characters cut their hair as a shorthand for character development.
>>690425917
Nope, that one is an edit already. The one where she is laying on a bed or something like that.
>>690426067
A bit busy now but I will do it when I can.
>>690421369
Why do these feet look so...tasty?
They look like these.
>>690426196
oh this one and ty :*
>>690426067
O:
i see you cutie
>>690426155
>>690425203
glad you like it mai waifu comes in at episode 5 with an oh so awesome intro
>>690426336
poor kagami...
>>690422343
>Rattle rattle
>>690425917
It's more dangerous for me to be courageous person than a coward. I will never have the guts to make the final cut. I will get better, eventually, but yet I dunno what to do with myself
>>690426155
>development
You mean progression.
>>690426155
I've heard this before.
Isn't that the same tactic for Snake in Monogatari?
She goes from "hurr durr I'm araragur sluurt." To "HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU, IM A GOD."
>>690426534
Use your imagination and put a question mark there since I was too lazy to do so.
>>690426425
this kills the kagami...
>>690426081
I share the feel with you anon.
>we will never wrap ourselves in our waifus hair
>>690426707
>>690426370
Holy shit I forgot how many haircuts are in monogatari.
Shorter lost is who doesn't get a haircut it seems.
>>690426504
please be safe...
>>690426707
;_;
Late claim but back
>>690426817
Shorter list*
ay yo hol up
>>690426535
see >>690426370
It's a very common method even used in Kara no Kyoukai (movie 4 Shiki showing how she has the will to live and fight back)
>>690426534
Actually I've read some interesting theories that the haircut and that episode in general is all a symbolic marriage between her and Shichika.
>>690426897
>Tohsaka Rin after pleasuring an old man for money
Trips.
>>690426835
>national
that line is dead in my country
even they won't talk to me T_T
>>690426941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_agG7NbKs
>>690427051
where you from qt 22/7? :o
>>690426770
no thank you, i have tiki punch instead!!!
>>690426835
:'( )':
>>690426488
>rattle rattle
>>690426713
your waifu a sloot
>>690427020
Ohhh yeah, Shiki cuts her hair too.
Hmm. I guess Japan has a weird thing about hair like the Native Americas.
>>690427037
Nice try
>>690427020
>the haircut and that episode in general is all a symbolic marriage between her and Shichika
That actually sounds pretty plausible.
Japan is at the very least creative with their use of hair, and what do we do?
Give them to cancer patients.
Lame.
>>690427237
Well, gotta run off already.
>Rattle rattle
I'll be free to shitpost almost all the rest of the week.
I'm really looking forward to not having things to do. Lol
>>690427256
God fucking damnit I HATE MOBILE POSTING. STOP. CORRECTING. WHAT. I. SPELL. OUT. YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT.
'Sup niggaz.
>>690427256
They do, the Katanagatari example is arguably big on the meaning of hairstyles but we also use it here in the west, it's basic visual shorthand; how do you show that a character has changed? you visually change something, hair being very easy to change while still recogniseable.
"Now stick out your tongue."
Akame once again disobeyed, Esdeath pressed her foot against Akames face, grinding her dirty sole into her face,rubbing her heel into Akames mouth. After some time, Akame finally couldn't take it and begrudgingly stuck out her tongue.
"Good girl." The General said as she began sliding her dirty sole against Akames tongue, causing some of the grime to rub off onto Akames tongue.
"Now slowly lick from my heel to toes." Esdeath ordered her captive.
"The sooner I clean her foot, the sooner this'll all be over." Akame though as she gave in and obeyed the Generals demand, she placed her tongue on Esdeaths heel and drug it slowly along her sole leaving a trail of wetness in the dirt all the way to her toes,hating every millisecond her tongue was touching the horrible tasting dirt.Then she went backwards, leaving another trail in the grime back down to the Generals heel, still hating every passing moment of it. Gradually, the dirt on the Generals sole became wet and muddy as Akame submissively licked away at it.
>>690427519
better than those real human hair dolls
>>690427732
Yeah but we don't put emphasis on it.
Had Katanagatari been made in the west, she would have made an instant joke like "ermagerd its cuter" and it would have been played off. They turned a quick snip into a scene. Almost all of the haircuts we've talked about are scenes, not just character designs.
>>690428057
moar then?
>>690428088
Good point, I don't know I don't know that much about the finer points of culture and symbolism.
Can someone pls upload nazi frodo husbando?
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690427404
Then let me try
>>690421566
I know exactly who you are
