Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Dio-sama...
I claim OP's waifu.
>>690305511
Penny claim!
>>690305141
Probably
>The best part of waking up is titty in your hand.
I mean if you've never woken up at six in the morning and gotten a handful of titty, I don't think that qualifies as living.
>>690305392
Welcome to hell.
still here
Ever so slowly watching last movie of kara no kyoukai
>>690305392
That's the price of being on /b/, you get the occasional underageb&.
>>690305645
You could also just keep rewatching 5.
Rolling trips for lewd thread.
>why am I still so horny?
Off to sleep yo, peace
>>690305570
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>>690305632
You need quints bro
>>690305624
Ayy
I haven't seen that one before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evFc-ZghWME
>>690305645
Also I'm actually curious on what you consider the last movie, it could be applied to both 7, Epilogue, Mirai Fukuin and Extra Chorus.
>>690304875
(dio)
eh i guess
i prefer on the smaller size though
>>690305007
(90 cent megumeme)
>edging for 3 weeks
why would you do that tho
>>690305693
roll
>>690305729
what the FUCK
>>690305693
>>690305836
It could've been worse
>>690305511
Embarassing story time
>be me
>be 13
>learn about fapping
>try fapping in shower
>i don't have lube
>i use shampoo
>jerk off
>blood comes out my weenie
>dismiss it as something that happens when you cum
>next day
>go to school
>in class i had to piss
>teacher lets me go to the bathroom
>dick is shriveled up
>try pissing
>piss comes out my urethra and the side of my head
>piss gets everywhere
Cont.
>>690305974
>>piss comes out my urethra and the side of my head
>>690305866
Did I post a thumbnail? Figures.
Help, I'm stupid horny.
>>690305820
Bomber man.
Don't think i ever saw the extra chorus.
>>690305974
interested
>>690304916
Yes.
>>690304996
Who knows, it might be that way.
>>690304499
>penny
Hello penny! Now do you see why I love her?
>>690304871
>makoto
He said it so chill too "Oh my bad man. I was testing out the phone case." Of you have an S6, I recommend a otter defender. Pretty good
I'm sorry but it's pretty hot here too. Around 35c close to noon then 41c in the afternoon noon
>>690304516
>amatsu
Firefighter sounds tough dude
What did you do?
>>690305172
You're 17 is what my guts telling me
>>690305007
>3 weeks
Longest I ever went was 2 :(
>>690305974
What the hell did I just read
>>690306150
Extra Chorus is basically 30 minutes of fanservice and, it's amazing.
>piss comes out my urethra
Thats normal
>and the side of my head
That's not normal
>>690305974
Forgot to reply here
>>690306504
>>690306341
Absolutely, shit's cash, that one scene with Guren where she's like "But I'm so cute." and he just goes "Drop Dead." was perfect, this is a great anime ^^
>So much smug.
>>690306121
Nice butt. I feel bad for your boner but I don't think there are enough sluts on the thread at this moment.
>>690306231
I will take it that nothing interesting happened in the thread then.
>>690306121
Just go jerk off dude.
>>690306419
>>690304596
>Forgot to react to this
Fuck off Shiki. Her teasing was mostly playing with emotions
>Pic related
>>690306150
That picture reminds me of this one
>Mugi
Akiko claimed
>>690305329
> don't claim her as a waifu
>different ava
>mrw
Claiming superior autism! <3
kagami claimed
>>690306341
Either a rich fuck, or he didn't pay for the phone himself.
I think it's a iPhone 5S. Never ended up getting that Galaxy, and I doubt I will be unless I pay for it myself.
>Fucking southern states
It's supposed to be flooding over there, stop being hot.
>>690306859
I have this one as well
You have good taste mugi
>>690306750
So what you're telling me is that
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES DISCOUNT BOTES FOR FREE
>>690305825
Orgasm feel godly after that long :^)
>>690306341
It's alright, I mostly do nothing because they don't need me kek
>>690306419
One day, you'll get there :c
>my longest is 6 weeks
>>690306914
>>690306504
Such bad taste, whoever made that horrible art didn't put any efforts on detail.
>>690307048
hey!! how's it going....tsukasa
Tired.
>>690307023
Ayy thanks Yuuko
You have this one?
>>690307031
how do you edge for that long though?
>>690307176
why don't you kys then?
>>690306628
From beginning to end! I love it
>
The specials are just as good too
>>690307300
This one is on /c/ right now
<3
>>690307025
>Filename isn't ShikiSmug
SHIKI!!!
>mfw that insult
/thread
>>690307321
Its too early for that.
>>690307031
>Inb4 it gets ruined
>>690307517
Not even best girl in her show.
>>690307517
what do you mean anon
thats a shit girl
>>690307471
I got all of these from /w/ trying to find some more phone wallpapers
This one is one of my favorites
That pic reminds me of the old Pokemon anime for some reason
I like it
>>690305693
>
>>690306977
Yup. He had the clothes to look like one. I still care commend the otter box defender. Good stuff
No! Texas already had 2 floods within 3 and a half months! We get hot too in summer!
>>690307031
My best friend does fire fighting too. Do you switch stations when you want to and work at that shift at.least said station?
>>690307139
It was from a draw fag anon. Here's your's
Trying for trips again.
Kirino
claimed
>>690307956
I love being simple, and you.
>>690308010
You're not very good at this
Liru fffucken claimed
Hello everyone, how's the weekend for ya?
>Claiming furry midge
my waifu
>>690307489
>mine as well be heiroglyphics...
>>690308170
fucking 10/10 claim
>>690305974
Cont'd
>tells teacher I'm sick
>go to office
>they laugh at me because of my penile problems
>be ready to Sandy Hool the place
>calls mom
>moms picks me up
>she takes me to the doctor
>in the waiting room
>the receptionist says that the doctor is ready for me
>go into room
>doctor is 8/10 grill
>mfw
Cont.
>>690307321
Magic, mang
>>690307746
What does?
>>690307994
I only work at one station, we cover a wide area
>>690308352
>inb4 erected penis and doctor goes "Don't worry Anon, it's only natural"
jelly?
>>690308113
sunshine
>>690308352
Did you make a sandwich in-between posts?
>>690308113
>Claims the worst girl
wewlad
might as well just end yourself there tbhfam
>>690308209
>mine as well be hieroglyphics
The miney morphin power rangers
Directed by Kagamucho
>>690307346
Its really great so far
>Just started episode seven, I'm excited.
Sorry for the delay, my housemates and I got take and bake ^^
>I did all the baking though.
>>690307994
Ya, we'll see what I can afford tonight.
I just wanna go for a ride without sweltering at fucking stoplights!
>>690308197
Boring. I woke up much earlier in the day than I normally do, with nothing to do.
>>690308352
>Inb4 dinosaur
>Inb4 fresh prince
>Inb4 cena
>Inb4 rick roll
I'm calling them now.
>>690308408
3 week build up.
>>690308533
We know those are fake!
>>690308581
>Inb4 anon takes a shower between now and the next post
>Tohsaka
>>690308533
Nice chair
>>690308408
my mind is too blown
i can't even imagining edgeing for 3 weeks
>>690307709
its never to early
>>690308322
Fuck yes, my man
inb4 all suicide because you didnt claim
>>690308124
You can easily look for R34 on every waifu ITT except for
>>690308202
Why do you want people to post them themselves?
And consider taking a cold shower.
>>690308308
Yuuko.
>>690308170
Purest waifu.
>>690308888
holy quads confirmed
you played the new game?
>>690308888
checked and rated 8/10
And that rating is unrelated to the get, it is simply my opinion
>>690308888
>quads
I wish I had rolled quads. We would have a lewd thread with no name calling.
>>690308170
The fact that she has four ears will never not bother me. Other than that, sex/10.
>>690308408
Any tips?
>>690308888
Checked
>>690309000
Fuck it's been so long since I've seen Steins;Gate
>Tohsaka
>>690308815
Fine.
Im just gona go over here and disapear.
Goodnight.
>>690309323
faithful doggo
>>690309048
I have not, actually. Has it actually finally come out?
>>690309315
>seen
Doing it wrong, read nigger READ.
>>690309048
>you played the new game?
Is this question really necessary?
>>690308709
How about now, you know, excluding us that is
>>690309532
Yeah dude, it was all over /h/ for a while, it probably still is.
>it's fucking great
>>690309532
It has. It actually happened.
>It was worth the wait
>>690309541
Nope. Still nothin. I could probably clean up my room...
>In this heat
Nah, fuck that.
>>690308352
>"let me see it"
>i whip it out
>a proud 7-inch peen
>"wow, anon"
>i blush
>she feels my peen and examines it
>her face is at an angle where if i arrived i would've blasted her in the face
>the feel of the doctor's gloved hand touching my ween makes me jizz
>spurts out in her face
>she goes and throw up in a rubbish bin
>prescribes a special ointment and Vaseline
>at least i had lube now
>>690309481
Night night
>>690309658
>>690309770
Hory shet I'm gonna download that shit right now, thanks for the heads up and extra waifu material
>>690308709
I don't think so, I've been doing this for quite some time
>>690308815
Your mind will be blown if you succeed, it feels like God himself is jerking you off kek
>>690309168
Get better self control fam :^)
>>690309535
>Implying I haven't read the VN
I've read the VN and saw the anime the pic just happened to be from the anime and that was she response that I came up with
>>690309481
Have a good one Syndra.
>>690309821
>13
>7 inch peen
thats a nice meme you got there fam
>>690309899
Enjoy it my dude
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>690309770
>in this heat
>nah, fuck that
Have you tried cleaning while nude?
>>690309821
Kind of hot I guess.
>>690309968
Sneeky bastard.
>>690309821
Oh it's one of these...
>>690309020
Hmm, an honest question deserves an honest answer: I'm lazy and I know a lot of users here have beautiful images.
And to be fair, it isn't like I'm holding a weapon to your head and forcing you to post, but I feel the threads are mature, and old enough, that we can have some fun.
I don't want it to become a normal thing, even though you can't tell by looking, and I don't want people to feel like they can't post images they enjoy.
I may get a lot of flak for this, but I think the time has come to relax on our anti lewd shame boating.
I love my waifu, all of her. Even her lewd side, her "stinky hairy" side. All of these make my waifu who she is, even if some of it is not perfect. All these imperfections make her perfect for me. And I plan on enjoying all of it.
>>690310003
I had a 5 incher when i was 8
Well, Penny is gonna bail!
>I'm gonna play Sniper Elite V2 because I just love nut-shotting Nazis.
Later!
CLAIMED
>>690309821
>>at least I had lube now
Kek
>>690310224
>5 inches at 8
Nice try anon but you're not fooling me
>>690310224
pics or it didn't happen.
>>690310224
And you were so self conscious at 8 years old you measured your dick?
still a nice meme though
>>690310322(you)
Miho claimed
>>690310343
>>690310423
Just butthurt because anon had a large peen
>>690309821
Blew air out of my nose harder than usual
4/10 for obvious fakeness
>>690309903
I wonder how long I could keep myself from doing it.
>3 days now and still not feeling lewd
>>690310031
Uhhhh.... I don't think that'd be a good idea.
>>690310592
Miho-chan
>>690310593
I mean i have an 18cm peen now, I'm not jealous at all.
>>690310605
He didn't even try to hide it.
>>690309903
is it really that good?
>>690309481
goodnight
>>690310605
Have you seen this.
>>690310152
I do admit that I may be.
>>690310605
It actually happend though
>>690310809
Yuuko-chan <3
>>690310662
A couple of weeks maybe?
>already feeling lewd fml
>>690310871
Yes, yes it is. Try 2-3 weeks and you'll see for yourself
>>690309821
The fuck i just read?
>>690311242
>Already feeling lewd
That's the opposite of a problem
Was playing Arma 3. Heli got shot down so I'm back in the thread.
Anyone want to play CSGO or something?
>>690311485
Kek, truth has been spoken.
>>690311485
I blame your lewd from earlier :^)
>>690311608
CSGO would be cool.. Or are you on EU or US?
I don't wanna deal with lag..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
>>690311242
Can confirm 2 weeks feels good at least still can't see myself going beyond hat
![Syndra [27].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/334/1459334794842.jpg "Syndra [27]")
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [194]")
