Wen u wake up n have a boner
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>Wen u wake up n have a boner
dom you're my good friend too
>>690189259
yeah apart from that it's brilliant
>>690189242
I found the motivation when I realized that sitting on my ass staring mindlessly at leagues streams was actually boring as shit
I wonder what squash is doing.
>>690189651
like many things, I put them off because I've convinced myself that i'm not in the "right mood" or it's "not the right time" for me to enjoy a book when it really doesn't matter at all
>>690189120
because i was too fucked up so i thought that i had already mentioned it once before so i brought it up as something to talk about, which seemed like a perfectly fine idea at the time until i sobered up an hour or two later and realized what had happened. i thought that i was bringing it up causally but it sounds like a confession from a shy and insecure teenage girl.
>>690189651
You should read the Dagger and the Coin if you're into fantasy
The big bad guy is basically just a neckbeard manbaby who got too much power, it's great
I'm present, dumping in a minute
>>690189746
>I wonder what squash is doing.
Trying to find out how many inches in a foot.
probably ending more friendships forever
>>690189746
just open it up and start reading
>>690189816
I think terry pratchett ruined fantasy for me
also I have other backlogs to tend to
backlogs are the best way to kill literally all passion for music
I thought dom was my friend.
>>690189120
Have you started?
>>690189454
Cause rape is bad
>>690190005
we can share
>>690189919
forever®™
>>690189889
>>690189919
You both win
>>690189919
so hard to inject a new task into a routine that i've kept up for half a decade
hate the game, not the player
mmmmrrrEEOOWWWwwww
mrrrrrrr
>>690190147
FOREVER
>>690190154
yeah
>>690190232
shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
>>690189919
It IS sort of hard to take it seriously after he had his way with in over the kitchen table
touchin avery's gayass tail
ehehehehe
GOODNIGHT, CHILDREN. I love you, Eisen and Nefel.
>>690189843
wtf happened to my thumbnail
love you too please come by more often hope your head feels better
okay I am going to bed now goodnight
>>690190312
that song is so wonderful
and also he's just the best
>>690190448
>>690190129
Silly Frank, you can't rape men. Only women can be raped.
goodnight freklz
>>690190573
nite nite
>>690190673
nite nite
>>690190573
>>690190673
suspicious...
>>690190830
>exactly 100 posts apart
Something is afoot
I had Sushi for the first time tonight, does that make me a double faggot as more so than usual?
>>690190573
hope u never come back, freak
>>690190673
night avery ^_^~~~
Eisen you're still here luv?
I pretty much never leave
>>690190966
sushi is delicious tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65hL9d1ANM
mandatory dump in my drunk presence
>>690191126
I had a Tuna roll and it's the first time I've ate raw fish. had California bitch rolls before but wasn't as bad as i thought it would be
>>690191260
was not as fishy as i thought it was going to be, had a texture of cold butter and only tasted the tartyness of the rice/roll and not fish. enjoyed it
>>690190690
But I'm not a woman you offered me up to get raped by anons
Also if Luc is here, Herro hope your night is going well
i need to get more comics other than cross busted and arcana tales
I'm also gonna head off
night dom, eisen, whoever else
katia can suffer
S U F F E R
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cya nef
Hey fags!
You do your exercises today and fuck my ass?
what the fuck.
>>690190133
Past tense
don't be so intolerant
>>690192176
No and no
>>690192176
I did a few squats like 10 hours ago
>>690192176
Mmkay...
>>690192334
study for finals
i did a few squats over a dildo and did like 400 yards of laps in my apartment pool
>>690192334
Your too loyal to League.
Lucky sod.
>>690192527
Cool. I'm not able to right now, need a new gym and still need to unpack from move. How've you been otherwise?
>>690192675
I don't have finals
>>690192707
Yes.
I might extend my visit to a week.
>>690192683
Im sure your butt is superb, but is your belly luscious enough to just run one's hand over lustfully?
>>690192859
Studdly final
>>690192918
it's just fat enough to be soft, but i have abs
>>690192707
Ive been playing blazblue and drinking coffee. Everything else is boring me, every game i pick up I play it for 10 minutes and immediately lose interest.
Life is boring
>>690192176
I swam a few laps. There's an ocean stopping that
>>690193155
I havent been exercising nor eating well the past few months, I can no longer see mine.
>>690193377
i can only see my abs right after i wake up and if i flex
>>690189560
I've never not slept like that... I need a gf.
>>690192599
Please fuck me ass, i want to feel warm cum in me.
>>690192859
Do it. fill him up good!
>>690192683
How many inches was that dong?
>>690193239
Try things other than vidya games.
>>690193261
No your dick is the stuff of magic, it can reach. in fact if you aim for the moon i will aim for it too. and magic will get you fucking me.
>>690194519
or a BF, whatever gets you off
>>690194519
That's how I tend to sleep, even with my BF in the same bed.
>>690194437
You always look your best after sleeping several hours.
Sleep tite pupper
>>690194855
i think it has 15 usable inches, but i can only get 9 or 10 max
>>690195024
you goin to bed?
>>690194855
kittys tanks are empty and need to be topped off.
>>690194855
Nothing interests me, if im not here or playing games I just sit and go crazy.
>>690195014
So it won't be weird when I randomly dry hump myself to self?
>>690194855
My dick ain't magic
>>690195176
No I was givin the memes
comic time? comic time
>>690195315
Any how do you jerk off constantly scrolling down? I don't have 3 hours
>>690195571
>>690195607
This one is shit
>>690193239
Go outside
More than 20 minutes
>dawn of nefel
kek
>>690195176
Are you like this guy?
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Hard-Bam-Pounding-2-23297561
>>690195178
I bet his tank capacity will increase after you done with him.
>>690195277
meditate and go crazy?
>>690195365
YES IT IS!! you know it is....
>>690195735
I'll stop then, I thought second one was worse
>>690195832
Sure.
>>690195832
I swear it ain't magic, it's pretty average
>>690195832
NO JOHNNY
PLANK IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
STOP
>>690192159
>>690192132
These outfits are so cute.
I wish I could get away with this stuff.
>>690195832
My mind always reminds me how im a lesser being because im a virgin. Then to how people laugh at me because I cant get laid and how they get pussy with no effort.
Hey guys since I'm sure some of you do, can you direct me to any beast porn sites? thanks!
>>690196283
you can with the right company, otherwise I understand what you mean
>>690192103
Would totally be a French Maid bitch for a big Dom.
>>690196541
No.
>>690195832
if i had that setup i could do that
>>690196628
I'm waiting on my BF to order a maid costume.. has a school girl fetish and still hasn't gotten the costume sooo who knows when
>>690196448
lol pussy without effort. That just does not happen unless you literally famous.
If you want pussy you have to put in effort. only girls can get fucked with no effort.
Last time i looked you're a man not a bitch.
>>690196541
Use duckduckgo and fuck off
>>690196120
American average?
>>690196929
All it takes is a chair.
Check out his other vids, he gets bigger and starts wearing heels.
>>690197054
i love it!
>>690190561
the biggest double jenga game went down in 2001 so by 2002 people still thought they couldn't compete with it
>>690197054
6" so a bit a above the American average
>>690197054
That is not what I have seen. I know several people who are fucking another girl every other week. Women have compared me to other guys and said im not up to par either. Or my favorite "Who would ever date you?"
Ive seen these bitches all over guys who didnt even want them because they fucked em already and they're "Used up pussy"
So dont even lie
>>690197761
I thought 6.5" was exact average
>>690197974
Socialize in a quieter setting, not where all the Brittneys and Chads go. Or move to a hipster town
>>690198250
American average is pitiful like 5.5
>>690198429
I cant move and I dont have a car.
>>690198541
I dont believe that one bit, everyone I talk to say a range from like 8 to 12
bumping for potential
>>690198798
even though it seems like no one's on tonight
>>690197761
>>690198250
apparently 5.5 is average.
I need sexy aestheticaly pleasing shark males its an emergency!
>>690198679
Better move those feet, then. Pussy don't chase itself, if that's what you're after.
Save your pennies, and see if any relatives or close friends are trying to get rid of a vehicle
>>690199294
I dont believe that. A girl was telling me once how anything below 8 is basically small and not worth the time.
>>690199571
even on hormones I've kept a 4.8-5" average
>>690199571
Neat, I'm 2.5" above 'murica standards
So 3" below the rest of the world
>>690196983
You or him going to wear it?
>>690199782
I dont really care anymore cus all the pussy is used up now. Its like "Here eat this gum thats been on the sidewalk for a few months instead of the fresh new pack".
>>690199784
>One girl
>Out of >3billion
>Each of whom probably bears a different opinion
Don't talk to bitches, talk to women. Not womyn, either, they're just as bad, if not worse
>>690200278
I just dont talk to anyone anymore.
>>690200123
me, he's 6'2" and would look ridiculous in a skirt and fuku. we've tried it before and it's exactly what you'd think it is
i need a big ole bearhug
>>690200186
Well, if you're looking for virgin pussy, be prepared to settle for Sally McNeckbeard or Marissa Hamplanet, the days of the whole teenage deflowering thing are probably long gone for you, and most likely the rest of us
>>690199294
I'm so small...
Pretty much made to be a bottom.
>>690200278
unfortunate fact, one's opinion or even some opinions don't make up the majority or even a minor of the opinions out there. Someone likes the same thing you do, just a matter of finding them
>>690200453
I'm jelly. You got a tall guy too. I want a tall guy so badly.
>>690200545
That's why im staying a virgin.
>>690200440
Talk to Jesus, my son, for deep down, he too is a furry fucking faggot
>>690200641
Get on all fours right now
>>690200641
Post proof.
>>690200724
Tall guy and all of the anxiety and insecurity to boot, one good thing doesn't make a perfect whole. But I'm patient and willing to work with a long time best friend. Nothing worth while is easy
>>690200762
Hey at least you'll get to be a bona fide wizard
I can only aspire, never achieve, for I am a filthy non-virgin
>>690200860
Nah, I'm good on having random people on /b/ with naked pictures of me.
>>690200829
No
>>690201026
Whatever dude
>>690200724
I-im a tall guy
Too bad I have middle child syndrome AHAHAHA kill me
>>690201026
Time for a green text story?
>>690199784
why you talking to black dude sluts?
>>690199789
you trans?
How far along?
>>690199923
lol where you from?
>>690199571
I was shocked when I saw the figures for myself
sup fags
>>690201275
You're probably no where near me. I'd work with you though if you're shy. I am too.
>>690201282
Sure I can tell stories. What would you like to hear, fellow degenerate
>>690201283
Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, and North Carolina. You?
>>690201283
Milwaukee has a massive nigger population. DA NORF SAIYD(North Side) is basically Detroit other.
>>690201283
Trans, went herbal instead of medical didn't want full on dick dysfuntunction until I was sure, still achieved relative trap status. Me and my BF are happy where we're at, going for actual meds in the relative near future.
>>690201687
so does fucking Ohio
>>690201623
Something cute be4 going to sleep please.
>>690201379
Penises.
>>690201764
I'm so jealous, I wish I had figured out I was gay before college. Too late for me to benefit from hormones now.
>>690201590
Why are you shy? Curious
I needed shark dong and no one delivered....
>sadpepe.jpg
>>690201623
fucking banter land.
>>690201687
Well that's your problem.
>>690201764
What herbs you take for that to work?
And is a boob job on the table?
>>690201922
it's never too late really, just varying states of benifits. of course later the worse but w.e there's still good developments that come from it regardless.
>>690202154
I really want a relationship, but still don't fully embrace the fact that I'm gay...
I've had gay sex before, but I wasn't the initiator. I'm awful with gaydar.
>>690202452
There's apps for that.
>>690202549
Not many people on them around my state.
Arkansas kinda blows.
>>690202549
Are those apps really good for starting a real relationship though, aren't they for hook ups?
>>690202549
>>690202452
and anti viral medication when you get AIDS
>>690202403
pueraria mirifica 500mg capsules + saw palemeto 500mg capsules, both 3x daily with meals. after 2 years though i developed an allergic reaction to them and would break out in hives after taking it, hense the need to go the actual therapy route
>>690202403
oh well
>>690202403
and yes down the line after actual HRT boob job may be on the table but nothing more than 2 cups
>>690201788
Ok here goes
>7-8 years old living in Mobile, AL, visiting downtown with parents and senile grandma
>Mom and grandma singing nonsense in the car
>We eventually park and go to the square where there are enormous oak trees overrun with squirrels
>Mom had bought me some rock candy to shut me up earlier
>Crunchin' up a storm, chillin on a bench enjoying watching the squirrels play with each other
>One of them comes up to me, looks straight at myrock candy
>Onedoesnotsimplytakecandyfromthefatkid.bin
>Motherfucker leaps straight at my hand, but I was too tubby to react in time
>Steals my rock candy and runs off with it
>Mom and grandma see this and laugh hysterically
Fuck squirrels, I invested in a pellet gun shortly thereafter
>>690202831
Bubble butt with small tits is my ideal.
I wish I was a girly guy so badly.
>>690202831
get a good surgeon, you don't want lopsided nips.
>>690202655
go travel to gay friendly states and try.
>>690202728
yeah get on them HRT and be a ladyboi.
>>690202452
Hm. I'm kind of the opposite, I can almost immediately tell when soon is gay(admittedly though, the gay dudes around here are more prideful about it than other places), but I've never done the buttsex
Never even kissed a guy, I'm just here because sexual deviancy in general is my fetish
>>690203594
hense why i've gone the slow route, not rushing in and not getting a cheap ass surgeon. I'm happy where I'm at currently and everything above and beyond is just that
>>690203759
You have no shame at all, what a degenerate. I'm so proud of you.
>>690198818
noice
>>690204022
Thanks, so are my relatives
>;~;
>>690203759
don't rush into it and ruin it for yourself, the initial thrill and everything about a first romance may be what appeals to you, if it's a phase enjoy it while it lasts
>>690189560
Holy fuck i'm the same.
>>690202978
Lovely, reminds me of how the squirrels live in my univ campus and how they attack people who venture in the grass, first years are perfect for it.
