Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
still here
Claimed
>>690172958
ay smug
still here
>>690173113
>forgot pic
>>690171543
>and that's when I realize I teased too much
I'm so sorry Toh >.<
I teased you too much, it would seem
>>690172042
Ship me with Teto instead~
>>690172504
Go make your own!
>>690172808
HOLYSHIT
4GB?
>>690173161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw3fHh6oZqA
music meme
>>690173113
>>690173221
hello anon!, whats new?
>HotPants Claimed
>>690172958
Penny Claim
>thread got slow, I went back to watching Black Lagoon. Black Lagoon is really good, very few anime can hook me on the first episode.
>>690173262
B-But I do~
>>690173415
nothing much
>>690173519
I'll take you
claimed
>>690173262
On it!
>>690173519
Awww poor little rin~
>>690173596
I'm not being mean
>>690173262
heartbreaker megumin ;^)
Megumin claimed
>>690173262
SEND HELP IT'S ALL FIRE!
>>690173207
YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS SPAWN!
>>690173262
no
>roll
>>690173713
being smug is being mean though
>>690173713
>filename
fucking kek...and fuck you
claiming best gril
>>690173917
>blake
>best girl
Thats not Neo
>>690173713
Not that shit eating
Pic related tho
Your Waifu's are real anon's but they are demons who accept worship.
Corinthians 10:20
Repent before its too late
Make way for best waifu
>>690173763
Megumin! When did you come back?
>>690173519
So sorry...
>>690173713
Thanks fam
>>690173715
WHY U REEEEE
>>690173829
A A A A A A A A A
>>690173891
yes
Shoo~
>>690173917
>best gril
>not this fucking masterpiece.
>Can't even cook a rack of ribs on that trash.
>>690174373
A-Are you saying you don't like me
>>690174373
how many is that now?? 2?? ;^) kek
>>690172808
Ew, you're related to a Harley rider? I'm so sorry haha
>>690174521
awww....it'll be okay rin, you'll find someone soon enough!!!
>>690174307
I worship my almighty sorceress, Megumin
>>690173829
The filesize is still a problem, but I can compress it
Thanks a lot man, more requests incoming over the coming days though
BE PREPARED
>>690173891
Being smug is proof of someone strong and confident
>>690173903
What did I do wrong? I haven't done anything bad
Yet~
>>690174373
Got you
>>690174539
..you fug
I'm breaking hearts left and right it would seem
>>690174521
I do!
Not in a romantic way but I like you!
Claimed.
>>690174307
IM IN !
>>690174879
>yet
>YET
>>690174373
no im getting these trips even if i have to keep rolling for them over and over again
>roll
>>690174879
is it also proof of being short? :^)
>>690174914
ahahaha!!! y'know im just messin right??
Let's play a game.
Anyone can join
Kill yourself
First and last person gets eternal salvation.
>>690174914
Thats good enough for me
>>690168165 (Anomaly)
You went to see Kygo live?
Nice. Was this on Finland?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_amMJehPU
Love it.
And I'm glad you slept, waking up at 6AM sounds like a pretty normal thing.
>>690174967
Been a while, Hank.
I hope you're doing well.
>>690175141
>Spike's here
Ayy
>>690175208
it isn't though....is it??
>>690175302
We can build from there..it means somethings there
>>690175210
I'm okay.
>>690175141
if dubs I'll take first place
>>690173262
Give me the sweet, sweet trips
>>690173519
Oh shit
>>690174373
>>690174914
AMATSU YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY TILL THE END
claimed
>>690175141
>overrated anime
>image from tumblr
>edgy intro
spike's here
>>690175210
Yeah, one of those once in a lifetime chances.
Although considering they're from Norway they tend to do shows a lot more often here.
I believe waking up at 7-8 am would be normal, but I woke up around 3 am.
A bit surprised you haven't heard these yet though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXoWg08pwiQ
>>690174373
I had to delete it. That was insane.
>>690174685
Not by choice!
>He watches Sons of Anarchy
>He got tattoos on a fucking whim
>Wears a dome top and a vest
>Literally a biker gang wannabe
When he goes down one time, fucks up his precious chrome plated car on 2 wheels, and needs skin grafts and a new jaw, he'll be getting nothing but "You shoulda taken it seriously" from me.
>He also wants louder exhausts
>Without wearing earplugs
>"All the sound is behind me"
I could REEEEEEE on about this fucker for hours.
>>690174859
Of those ones? They're fairly small for the size and quality...
>>690174967
Hey there Hank.
>>690175537
gasp!! hey!!!
>>690175619
Professional troll
>>690175705
Hello.
>>690174983
Hehe~
>>690175050
Hello there. How can I help you?
>>690175063
U wot maid?
>>690174879
The real MVP
>>690175063
Go roll for Shizu
You like her~
Shoo~
>>690175093
Yeah I know
>>690175208
If you say so...
My apologies
>>690175491
>Give me the sweet, sweet trips
No
>AMATSU YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY TILL THE END
A A A A A A A A A A
>>690175705
Aww man...
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
>>690175822
2nd place
>>690175822
>>690175950
:^)
>>690174351
I'm a new Megumin
claimed
>>690175705
>Fucking Biker wannabe
We use to get people like that down here all the time, we have this biker pub in the middle of town near the city hall, the guys who go there are really nice and a few of them bought me a drink once. But about a year and a half ago we kept getting these scummy faggots who thought they were tough shit, until one of them actually picked a fight with the gang inside, they got trashed and never came back. It was fucking epic.
>I nearly got stabbed, and for that they bought me a drink.
>>690175896
>roll to claim
QOTT:What's your favorite movie theater snack/food?
Hotdogs and nachos
>>690175896
We can progress from there at least it means we can build something
>>690175896
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
>and these trips
alright...im gonna take a nap, ill see you guys in a couple of hours!!! or tomorrow lol, good night and sleep tight to all!!
>>690175950
Sup
>>690176066
>New
>Old megumin still dead
FUCK, whats good anyway?
>>690175705
that sounds horrid
>>690176199
Soft pretzels
>>690175705
Anything above 200 kb is a problem for me
love you though, these are so amazing
>>690175660
Great share, thanks
>>690176199
the assorted candies i sneak in usually consisting of swedish fish, cookie dough bites, hi-chew's and other assorted small goodies that fit in my massive jacket.
>>690175896
Yeah!
>>690175974
farting titties fetish
>>690175991
Give in to what exactly?
>>690176219
Night kagami!
>>690176134
Reroll
>>690176199
popcorn with salt
>>690176199
Popcorn and milk duds even tho they hurt my teeth and stick to them
>>690176199
Nachos and Chocopretzels
Nice taste
>>690176252
Nothing much, yuno, the usual
>>690176422
>sneaking in candies
Literal pleb
>>690176468
>filename
>Not SmugLittleShit.jpg
>>690176199
Popcorn, donuts and a bag of lollies
>>690176626
ey man, the movie theatre shit is way overpriced.
>>690176016
Your cheeky levels increase by the day.
>>690176199
Whatever I can smuggle in.
>>690176219
Sleep tight.
>>690176252
Fucking Baby Back Ribs, that's what's up. You?
>>690176134
>rolling too
>>690176252
>>Old megumin still dead
Would that be me?
>>690176214
I ONLY TEASED
>no
Shoo~
>>690176207
We're gonna build a friendship fort!
>>690176468
!!!
>>690176626
I dont know what the usual is lel
>>690176721
AH SHIT BOI, Im jelly
>>690175896
no i need to get you
>roll
>>690175822
1v1 me scrub
>>690176252
Look who it is
>>690176468
How goes it?
>>690176721
the BEST idol?
>>690176199
I've never been in one of those things
>>690176645
I read that as lolis
Kys weeb
>>690176772
Nigguh! I didnt know!
>>690176822
Oh shit boi, mugen in the house!
>>690176772
rolling to seal claim on amatsu with trips get
OMFG PPl are terrible at Overwatch. I cant wait tell some of my friends get on so sick of this shit.
>>690176918
are you talking about law school megumin?? because that's kongou now, and he hasn't been in the threads for a few months...
>>690176409
No problem, have more groove.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HJr3Sxtsvg
>>690176199
>Popcorn and a big ass pretzel.
>>690175660
Hey, I'd say you're pretty lucky when it comes to where you reside.
You still travel a lot despite this, heh.
Waking up at 6AM wouldn't be too bad either, but I see your point.
And I know, all of these are pretty great. I'll look for some myself.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUG2guLUtuo
>>690177012
You sound like Cup.
Please don't be cup.
>>690176798
You don't need to
Shoo~
>>690176918
Which megu are you talking about fam?
There's the one before me who switched to kongou and another one after me, haven't seen him in a while
>>690177010
>rolling
>>690176867
GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE
>>690176790
Just everyday stuff
>>690176822
I'm watching Samurai Shampoo right now, m8
>>690175896
In the words of the wise and powerful baker, "asinine"
>>690175950
Maki! You missed my desktop being kill from 4gb Ohayo!
>>690176131
I legit can't stand some of them. I've met nice ones, but then you get the elitist wannabees that honest to god would be better off dropping their bike on day 2 and quitting.
>>690176199
Popcorn and icees.
>>690176280
It is!
>He also doesn't take care of his bikes AT ALL outside of washing it and polishing the chrome
>I'm the one that has done ALL maintenance on his Virago 250, and luckily his Harley is belt driven so I don't have to touch the damn thing
>Still ticks me off a lot that he treats his bikes like trash, even if I'm not a fan of cruisers
>>690176399
I can make them smaller if you want, easily.
Would take like, 2 minutes tops.
In fact, here ya go. All about an average of 170kb!
http://imgur.com/a/I4yog
>>690177071
Law school/boxing megu, yeah
>few months
Bullshit! I started posting here last month
>>690176772
You teased and played around with the girl's heart. I think you know what to do to make this right.
>For example, these trips can do wonders
>>690176867
>Be Australia
>We call candy "lollies"
I swear to god the number of times people mistake me for some kind of pedo...
niggers
>>690177346
NEWFAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>690177291
The one I talked to mentioned doing boxing in the past
>>690177314
Riiight.. nothing out of the ordinary hm. Better than a shit day
>>690177346
maybe im blowing it up a little, but it's been a long while....
>>690175412
ALABASTER!
>>690177592
Isn't it past your bedtime grandpa?
>>690177344
True, I've always just loved the kinda biker guys who hang out in bars, occasionally get in fights, and are just generally chill all around. These guys are like vigilantes, we had an amber alert the other day and they found the bastard and beat the shit out of him.
>>690177639
>Blowing
Giggity
>>690177592
ayy the professional troll
someone who cares about things n stuff like its still cool
>>690176918
Ya boi is always lurking around these parts. How goes life?
>>690177314
Is that so? How deep in are you?
>>690177567
moogster
>>690176631
I'll change it for you, beautiful
>>690176721
But can you really hate it? :^)
>>690176772
The bun isn't here but I seem to have a loli stalker
>>690176798
>
Your broom vs my scythe
>>690176814
You can try friend
>>690177291
>trips and you're mine
>>690177777
>CHEEEECKKKEEED
https://www.amazon.ca/But-Youre-Horse-David-Bussell/dp/1291742751
Shall I buy this for my girl?
>>690177777
Checked
>>690177777
oh shit
>>690176822
A but sleepy cause happy stomach and physically tired body. You?
>>690177839
Kinda shitty tbh, I need a bloody job
>>690177777
>quints
You know what time it is Karen
>>690176790
Not surprised. No body can resist the sweet sauce with the meat coming right off the bone. Worth every dollar.
>>690176822
You know it. No one can compete, except Kotori.
>>690177344
>4gb
What kind of spawn did you create?
>>690177869
Not at all. You learn to embrace it.
>>690177259
Maybe a bit, but then again I can't imagine living anywhere else.
Tried to get some sleep earlier than usual, but it didn't really work out that well.
Have a good one going them through, and that one is a pretty good one.
>>690177346
>Bullshit! I started posting here last month
That would be me then
I don't go to law school but I box
>>690177344
Hank is a legend
>>690177508
I didn't think she'd develop a crush from that!
I don't
>Shoo~
>>690177621
Yeah, that would be me
What's up my dude?
>>690177869
Enjoying your very own stalker, smugs?
>>690177871
>but I am yours already
>roll anyway
>>690177888
Woah.
>>690177914
Hell. Yes.
>>690177777
Dam sun
>>690177291
GIVE ME TRIPS I ASK THEE GODS
>>690177777
Observed. Too bad you didn't call for Karen loods.
And ya, those kinds are alright, I respect them. But they're few and far compared to the wannabees.
>>690178034
a 32,000 x 31,650 Karen Ohayo!
>>690178177
Indeed he is.
>>690177291
i do though :^)
>roll
>>690177869
easy win for the broom
>>690178034
Damn straight!
>Wish I was grilling right now
>>690178177
Ahh there you are! Eh just recovering from illness, better get back to lifting
>>690177777
Checked
>>690177081
Making you my DJ was an excellent choice.
Do you have a handle or a name or something?
>>690178018
That sounds like a really wierd combination. Did you not sleep much? Im hanging in there
>>690178019
Im searching for one too friend, i feel the struggle. I made a resume with my last 2 jobs on it so i look like i know what im doing.
>>690178034
Thats what i like to hear, gotta get some confidence up in this thread.
>>690178197
NO
Shoo~
>>690178244
Dubs confirm
>>690178332
Nu-uh you don't
Shoo~
There I am! You got sick my nig? Was it bad?
Get lifting scrub
I also should lift again
>still tsun? :^)
>>690177914
>>690178197
Or this?
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I
I'm going to get both. One is going to my fiancée the other to my brother
>>690177839
The Baseball one
>>690177777
Checked
>>690177888
Checked
>>690178786
>>690178374
Forgot to link you
fact
people that affiliate themselves with anime cannot grill
>>690178946
Can still eat.
>>690178522
I think the Anomaly name just stuck with me, kind of a STALKER-game thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDc0RC02CQ
>>690178807
Just read a sample from the jet plane one... it's seriously a love story between a guy and a rich jetplane. What the fuck
>>690178760
I should probably do that too... though my old bosses dont work in the areas Ive been to anymore..
>>690178786
Con flu brah, some people just dont know to cover their damn mouth
>>690178946
Master Chef over here
>>690178034
Hehe~
Says the tsun
>>690178076
Bun?
>>690178177
I'll have to see where this goes first
>>690178332
Fuck!
>
>>690178760
Got 6 hours of sleep and after work, I worked out at work. Got dem kolaches yet?
>>696969696 GET
>>690179288
>reroll
>>690178946
I can grill.
Dogs, burgers, steaks, veggies, people
>>690177344
You have no idea how happy I am
>>690177777
chezeddd
>>690178058
>>690179085
Name's Seff.
I was having a rough night, but it's hard to feel down when you're listening to new music. How's you?
>>690178244
>32,000 x 31,650
Absolute madman. Do we need to press F to pay respects?
>>690178374
Although it's giving me mad indigestion, still worth it. It's never to late to grill mang.
>>690178760
Who's lacking confidence?
>>690179398
Shush it you! It's not like I enjoy this or anything.
>>690179795
I should be good at 80%
Still got a nasty cough that just bursts outta nowhere as if some tear gas hits me
>>690175950
Sup Yo
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
Night. I'm off to bed now
>>690179647
Remember, mouth requests I can make do very easily with. I might dabble into eyes tonight if I need something to keep me up, but I make no promises on that front.
>>690180038
You tell me
>
>Makoto
I want to suck on Symentra's toes.
>>690180038
Oh hell naw, anytime is good time to grill! I even grilled during a bloody storm
>>690176199
Hot nuts
>I swear to god if someone makes a joke, Ill strangle thdm
>>690179921
Nice to meet you then.
Lots of drinking?
Assuming that due to it being Friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twGAgytSHsk
Living it slowly and just waiting 4 hours till going to hit the gym.
>>690179795
>trips get claim amatsu
>>690179795
If anything, it brings back old memories of how the bun and I met
>>690180038
Keep telling yourself that, tsun
>>690180066
Okay so a new anon. Have you been lurking?
>shinoa
>>690180333
My hot nuts
>>690180447
I swear to god Goebells, if you do it!
>ks
>>690180800
>>690180045
The coughs are the worsts
Especially the dry ones
>>690180403
>trips get claim Teto
>>690180649
Please do tell~
>>690180376
Actually, I found out today I have to give up drinking. Pot's still alright though, so I've been getting stoned and hitting up my old haunts, like 4chan.
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