Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690145928
Youre dead
>>690146558
The thing is some some people just try one cause they're curious but then they get addicted with just that one. Some people don't want to smoke but they feel like they "need" to
>>690147422
kagami claimed!!
![Kirino [578].png](https://randomarchive.com/image/image-404.png "Kirino [578]")
>>690147422
Wedding dress edition!
>I'm going to marry Tomoko!
>>690147269
That's good to hear
She's Amatsukaze from the Kentai Collection
Claiming Superior Autism from my phone
Fuck writing like this, ugh
Good night, Going to bed now
>>690146739
LOOK AT ALL THIS DRANK! LOOK AT IT!
And nah, I went out, visited my mom, got lost around Mt. Caramel, found Frys, ended up going to a bunch of different shops for my helmet cam mount (to no luck) and then took my cousin to dinner for his graduation that I missed yesterday.
>>690147269
>Implying I'd let them catch me again.
They know I do it, but they never know when.
>Makoto claimed
>bun claimed
>>690146738
No idea about the terms you're using
Football is the most popular sport here, I guess you would call it soccer. And my dad is an american football fan. I never really followed any of it.
Did you watch the sweden v italy match yesterday?
>>690146750
>read her lines :^)
I did and I'm going to pretend they don't exist yo
What's 46% mean?
>>690147015
>>690147130
Those are qt cosplays holy shit
Shrine maidens are so cute
>>690147269
Well at least you got your girlfriend a gift out of that.
a /k/ meetup sounds scary, do you guys do a shootout if someone gets mad?
I don't think fighting my dad was related to me getting sick. Maybe it was though
Claimed
>>690147422
We /wedding dresses/ now?
>>690147668
more shrine maiden for karen
how are you by the way??
>>690147586
I have never seen yuuko in a wedding dress
Shiki
Kara no Kyoukai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4cF0zENn-g
>>690147848
Do you see her getting married?
>Tristana
>>690147873
Or Esdeath lol
>>690147668
You don't get to call my waifu a sloot then~
That's the percentage of alcohol per volume
Basically how strong it is
>>690147873
Oh I'm sure Shiki anon would be happy seeing this.
>>690147662
O shit nigga! Kek had a busy day huh?
>>690147663
:D
>>690148087
Ya, since i couldn't get to sleep I decided to make use of my time.
>LOOOOOOK ATTTTT IIIIITTTTT!
>>690147968
She was made for breeding.
It's a must that she be married to me.
>>690147586
getting married must be nice!!
Miho claimed
>>690147848
You look good in your PJs
>>690148012
She would probably be indifferent haha
>>690147848
Might be something to request in /a/'s weekend draw threads.
Or check /c/ for Nichijou threads. I honestly can't remember if they have individual threads.
>>690147596
can you explain the sudden boat girl thing to me? why is japan and weebs suddenly so excited about naval combat.
>>690147662
>a backpack full of negro bait.
what are you planning?
>>690147668
>a /k/ meetup sounds scary, do you guys do a shootout if someone gets mad?
that's silly, /k/ is statistically the most responsible and safe group of people on 4chan.
There are meet ups in every state year round.
We are camping for the weekend in a abandoned mining town and shooting and going swimming in a lake.
>>690148180
for what purpose?
>>690148203
Do you have anything like the pic?
>unrelated btw
>>690148337
I am planning... on drinking it all.
>>690147519
I know that feeling and getting addicted to just one is bullshit, not even heroine will do that.
The moment you realize you're craving for a fix is the best moment to quit it, if you don't you won't have another chance like that.
I need to admit that I smoked it occasionally when I was younger and was going through periods of stress and my contacts were dry of green, than at some moment I realized how bad it was for my health without even getting me high that I threw away half smoked cig and never smoked another one.
>>690148259
Probably, but certainly amused by your thumbnails even if just slightly.
>>690148217
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>>690148262
They always do.
I baby those /c/ threads hard
Claimed
Perma claimed
>>690148357
Here's her as a mother.
>>690148260
Shoo~
>>690148337
I can't really explain it... The game got an anime last year, that might be why
Shiki's meh face lol
Kara no Kyoukai
>>690147791
Hmm, does this count??
I'm doing good now, not sick anymore. And I'm gonna fast again since I'm in good health
How about you? Still doing great?
Was mr armies birthday party fun?
>>690147993
Yeah but Karen-Kongou is a new fast battleship that is not lewd and super cute
Is 46% a lot?
>>690148012
screenshot so I can trigger him with it later
>>690148029
boop
>>690148337
>that's silly, /k/ is statistically the most responsible and safe group of people on 4chan.
gonna need a source on this
I still remember the picture of you pointing the gun at the screen lmfao
Joking aside though, I lurk /k/ sometimes but don't stay long because I don't get anything. It seems like a super chill community of nice people. The outing sounds really nice.
Kinda like how Payday 2 has a pretty morbid theme but has a helping playerbase
>>690148740
You
Only
Kiss
Once
Mugi, Homura, Kagami, and Tomoko are god tier.
The rest are shit.
Azusa claimed
>>690148262
Wait, was it you that directed me to the /c/ threads when I was talking with kirino?
>>690147422
>>690147586
>>690147701
>>690148205
>>690148260
>
>>690148180
Insomnia is a punk. Holy fuck you and your lean.
>that 100%pure beef
>>690148234
Same
>>690147848
Same with shinoa but I think this counts
>>690148932
>Calls other waifus shit
>Claims Azusa
>>690148798
Are you screenshotting it? Or should I?
>Yeah but Karen-Kongou is a new fast battleship that is not lewd and super cute
>posts Karen Lewd 69
>>690148932
O.
>>690148932
You wanna take this outside, killjoy?
>>690148932
>calling other waifus shit
S A V A G E
Anyone want Revy?
>>690148798
sure!! looks like one to me!!
ohhh, fasting sounds crazy to me!! do you do it often??
i am!! and im gonna be great for a long time lol, mr army didn't even show up to the b-day...
>>690148932
yaaayy im part of the cool kids kek
>>690148932
they all are god tier
>>690148955
I dunno. Maybe.
I was just rolling for tiddies almost aaaaalllllllllllll day.
>>690149163
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS CANNOT
CAN NOT
BE SERIOUS WITH ALL THESE SHIT TIER WAIFUS
>>690148753
Iz u dah papa?
>Tristana
>>690148932
I hope you drop your 636.
>>690149049
I bought that burger yesterday, ended up not eating it. So in the fridge it went.
>That's literally all the drank I could fit in the bag. 24 cans total.
>>690149381
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER FACE
>Claiming top drills
>>690149394
ME
>>690149357
You bastard
>>690149349
Tomoko is the god-est tier waifu tho.
>>690149612
for us.
>>690148932
Azusa gonna get her ass whooped
>>690149357
>tiddies
>not ass or bellies
>not even feet
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>690149587
What, it was fun. Also gave me an opportunity to find all the sluts.
We have a LOT of sluts in /waifu/
>>690148798
She's too smol to be a battleship :^)
Yes, yes it is
Beers are usually around 5% and most spirits are 40%
Is alcohol illegal in Lebanon?
>>690149286
Well you can't just leave me in the dark like this!
Why are you gonna be great for a long time!?
Fucking mr army being a dick, and after you guys got all those candles for him!
I fast only this month, because it's ramadan. But after that I just eat normally.
>>690149082
You do it too, I just screenshotted the first one lol
Also it's not fair, they rolled fucking quads dude
>>690149583
Hi mami
>>690149544
Those are some nice images yo
Are those all off google?
PogChamp
>>690149847
no
>>690150006
overwatch
>>690150006
We gon fuk or wot
>>690149847
It was entirely fair and I'm proud of you for posting it. I haven't told you yet but that pic was awesome.
>belly checked
>visible panties checked
>>690149774
No one finds sluts better than tomo
>yuuko
>>690149768
Asking for butts or feet would have given me away, also there is the potential for not actually posting butts or feet. People would post tight spats or stuff for butts, and feet would imply socks and stockings. Tiddies tho, hard to find a way around tiddies without posting tiddies. Only person who tried was... Makoto? I think that was more shirt related than anything. Also... Who was it... Chara and one other. They were pussy footing with tiddies. Just posting lewd tops.
Oh man tho. We got some sluuuuts.
>>690149074
Azusa is shit tier but I love her.
>>690149096
Forgot to add you to the god tier list. You good, Karen.
>>690149459
No! I'm sorry!
>>690149764
Don't touch the AzuNyan
>>690150178
>Only posted 1 lewd ever
>Regretted it 1 second after
FeelsBadMan
>>690149847
ill just say it's because somebody lol
the army does have a way of doing that....never showing up to his own birthday's!!!!
the whole month?? that's a long time....
>>690150266
That does make sense. I think at some point Tohsaka was praying for someone to get repeating digits for her.
I'm back
Hey everyone.
>>690150534
Don't call the Mechromancer shit
When you're waifu a shit
>>690150266
Hey, I told you shirtless never implied braless as well. Be very specific next time.
>To be honest, I would've said no if it were anymore than that anyways.
>>690150534
Forgiven. May the skid demon steer clear from your treads.
>>690150162
>belly
I-is this pic lewd enough for you?
I actually want to
>>690149837
>Is alcohol illegal in Lebanon?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
oh man
Every time people think of Lebanon like an extremist country it's so fucking good
Alcohol is common as fuck here. There are girls dressing ripped jeans and small shirts everywhere. The men pray before heading out to the local coffee and spending the night partying. It's a great balance of faith and modernism. This would be the best arab country if the government wasn't shitting on us.
Think of it like a smaller dubai but without the money.
But on your note though, that's a pretty strong beer right?
>>690150087
Where then?
>>690150006
akibro what happened
>>690150534
Thanks bro
I like your twintails
>>690150639
I've done worse
Miho is a vixen
>>690150534
>Azusa is shit tier but I love her.
So you're admitting your waifu a shit? You should never do that and explain instead why you love her.
>>690150639
It was a good lewd and Kyouko getting anon worked hard for it.
>>690150639
Now your not alone.
>>690148755
not until i get my 89 cent megumeme
>roll
>>690150781
i don't remember
>>690150781
>smaller Dubai without the money
Dubai is corrupt as fuck though, and if tourists accidentally into the wrong neighborhood they're liable to get dragged off into the night.
>>690150892
wewlad
>>690150781
Impossible to have any lewd thoughts over a cute pic like this. But that's a nice belly even if it's only 10 pixels.
>>690148446
*vomits*
hahah, is that your soda of choice? i am a coke kinda person.
>>690148798
>gonna need a source on this
we are the only people on 4chan who you have 100% confirmation that we don't have criminal records or mental disorders. we had to pass a background check to get out guns.
>I still remember the picture of you pointing the gun at the screen lmfao
the safety was on and the backstop was
>tv
>wall
>another wall
>the roof
>trees and nothing for a quarter mile
5.56 doesn't do so well passing through drywell. I doubt it would even make it out of the attic.
>>690149459
Eat it!
>Das a lot man. Just in your backpack? How about the fridge?
>smug
>>690150890
>It was a good lewd and Kyouko getting anon worked hard for it.
Well it obviously was good, I'm not like the shitposters that post terrible quality stuff.
>>690150880
My justification is that it was for trips.
>>690150890
I love her because she's a twintailed loli who can shred on guitar. Her personality also matches mine. She's all around my dream girl.
Oh well. Hoping virtual reality will pull through for me.
Plus her birthday is 4 days away from mine so... That's cool.
>>690151129
Your good taste and pic finding skills never cease to amaze me.
>>690150781
Didn't really think it was an extremist country but ok
Seems pretty nice, although I'm not a man of faith
Dubai is shite tho :^)
Yup, 40% percent is pretty strong
>scotch isn't beer
>>690151129
Your waifu is a lesbian.
>>690151083
Your waifu is an obvious lesbian.
>>690150995
I've proven to you that your waifu is a lesbian.
the fuck, guys? I mean mine probably is too but at least she isn't too obvious about it.
Why is no one worshiping the Bob?
>>690151370
what's wrong with that???
>>690151117
It is. That and Root Beer are S+ tier in my books.
>Coke is around A tier
>>690150959
It looks like it isn't going to happen anytime soon
:^)
I want Bob to paint me like one of his french trees.
>>690151411
That's your job, ya dum
>>690151511
Is that a yes
>>690151370
Can't argue with that.
>>690151757
>kisses
>zzz
>>690151511
I remember when you joined
>>690150684
something something oh fuck it you know how it goes
what's up
>>690150662
Yeah but you like eating right? In ramadan when it's time to eat we have super big feast
We have red soup, lots of barbecue meats or a big plate of spaghetti or chicken or something! And it's like christmas for you guys. No presents but everyone invites each other and the whole family coming together
Most people gain a lot of weight during ramadan because of how much they eat.
Also you can "cheat" and sleep for a lot of the day until it's time to eat.
>>690151042
oh shit never knew about that
I guess it's literally a smaller dubai then
>>690151083
I blanked out and forgot the rest of my post when I replied to you lol
I'm gonna find the scene and take a bigger screencap of the belly
That's the only "lewd" I'm ever going to post from now on
Unless quints
>>690151117
>we had to pass a background check to get out guns.
I was just joking but that's a super valid point. I never thought about it that way holy shit.
I know what a safety is but what's a backstop?
The other paragraph in my reply was also for you.
>>690151511
>guhehehe intensifies
>>690151358
Oh kek nvm but it's still funny as hell
people asking if the women are in burkas and shit
It's like those weebs that go to japan expecting it to be like anime, you know?
Dubai shite? You been there? It's a nice tourist place.
I never drank alcohol so idk the difference between beer and whiskey
>>690151863
>kisses back
Night bun!
>>690151467
Absolutely nothing. I'm a yuri fanboy. I'm just pointing it out.
Kagami is probably in there, too. Listen to 100% nai nai nai
>>690151748
hey, my AzuNyan has a girl boner for Yui so...
>>690151689
Oh shit, you're right.
Here, Bob.
>>690152043
i love you Bob
>>690151511
uh oh
>>690151370
too bad so sad i guess :^)
>>690151757
>Oi
>>690151902
Must be pretty funny kek
Nah, just the corruption and having to worry about being a good enough neighborhood for tourists. I wouldn't go there tbh
You're planning on drinking one day?
>>690151902
>I blanked out and forgot the rest of my post when I replied to you lol
That's normal, you're our social butterfly typing a wall of text every few minutes.
>Unless quints
Oh my, this gives me ideas.
>I'm gonna find the scene and take a bigger screencap of the belly
That would be awesome of you, but sometimes finding a scene is harder than it looks like, I remember one time I wanted to make a gif out of a lucky star scene but I didn't remember in which episode it was, I knew it was between 2 and 5 but didn't know the minute or anything other than that. Instead of rewatching them all I zip zapped through them for 30 minutes to end giving up without finding anything.
>>690152024
Twin tails and short hair, that's a pretty cute pair.
I apologize for my retardation. I'm very drunk on Guinness, Corona, and shame.
>>690151902
that does sound good!!! but i don't eat much lol, so there's a lot of loopholes that you can go through to eat anyways??
>when the niggas don't even know about the genki
i feel like a regular now.
claiming Madoka
>>690152226
Bob loves you too, Mugi.
>>690152514
>
>>690152565
A regular Madoka? Am I dreaming?
>>690152349
They're pretty canon, tbh. Especially since they've slept in the same bed multiple times when other beds are available while cuddling, constant hugging/kissing, random jokes like pic related, etc...
