Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>690055040
It didn't work? Sucks to hear dude. I'm pretty sure most people in the thread have a pretty poor sleeping schedule. What times do you normally sleep, and wake?
I also wish you luck on fixing your schedule.
don't you ever get tired of sounding like a raging retarded homo-samefag?
every time you do that you make the whole thread cringe
We know the thread is garbage but you're not making it any better
Hello
>>690055128
I at least try to do something in molten core mode. His weapon is really good for getting head shots during it. I'm not that good at the other defence hero's, apart from Mei
>>690055233
Pedophile 1 here!
>>690055341
what
>mfw 119 images of Karen being happy
life is grand
>>690055128
I dunno, I guess I'll forever be confused as embarrassing situations like that are terrifying to me.
>I'm incredibly shy to be honest
>Despite all my teasing and stuff
If I could just wake up one day and not be attracted to either, I don't think I'd mind one bit.
>>690055427
What anime is she from? Sorry to be rude.
Miho claimed
On computer now.
>>690055352
Hi Azusa
>>690055518
NVM.
>>690055441
>I'm incredibly shy to be honest
I literally don't believe you
>>690055518
>>690055569
There you go lol
Reverse image search or just google the name followed by "anime" in the future
>>690055541
Hi there Miho. What's up?
>>690055200
Going? Leaving already?
>Rattle rattle
>>690055663
I did the second one.
>>690055518
Boku no Pico
>>690055276
Lately I have been hitting the sack at 4~6am and waking up at 12~2pm. This night I went at 1am but had a hard time falling asleep and still woke up at 11am.
On another note I tricked the ISP guys into installing fiber connection in an address where it shouldn't be available, so get jelly with your aus connection.
>>690055387
None of that, but she is near 26 years old anyway.
>>690055427
If I organized my pics like yours 95% of my happy Homus would be MadoHomu pics.
>>690055427
>>690055518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>690055427
happy desu
>>690055387
y tho
>>690055543
I hope that is a joke
>>690055699
Me just got up.
Claimed.
Ah, I overstated my welcome again. No problem though.
I'm heading to bed after this battle with Ika.
Take care everyone.
Would there happen to be a Rei here?
>>690054693
>1500+516
>not going back in time to fuck your pregnant mother and simultaneously fucking your fetus self
try harder
>>690054995
nice body, girlie
claimed
>>690055708
Stop giving me 'Nam Flashbacks I found what shes from you troll. :P
>>690055830
Moot bans you :^)
>>690055739
No, that's Azusa from k-on
>>690055736
Because.....Explosions.
>>690055663
It's true! IRL, I'm hesitant to talk to people. I'm quite, and just try to not be in peoples way.
>I'm actually so quiet that I've attended things, and then later was asked why I wasn't there, and they didn't believe me till I showed them pictures from the event itself that I couldn't have gotten if I wasn't there
>>690055904
ok.
>>690055825
Nighty night.
>>690055830
Pretty common waifu but go ahead.
>>690055912
Don't do this
>>690056090
>Don't do this
do what?
>>690055790
Not quite awake yet? Lol
How'd you sleep?
>>690056082
no no, i must find someone different.
>>690055825
NO!! trevanant did good... well played with the porygon z. i almost had it with trevanant
good night. maybe later we can fight again
>>690056157
Say that Mio is Azusa. So many people do that
>>690056266
Good till a thunder storm woke me up at 2am. Least i was able to fall back asleep.
>>690056338
You must find someone you love and won't regret claiming.
>>690055040
Thanks Homu, yeah I did
>>690055720
I am regretting it a bit now. When I started the folder it was a reaction image folder, but then I loved Karen more and more and just became extremely attached.
But things like pic related show the expression but they're clearly not centered around it, you know what I mean?
>>690055700
Glad you found it bro, her anime is great, enjoy it!
>>690055729
Maybe since you're a music bro you can tell me song name?
>>690055736
What's happenin with you, pinko.
>>690055830
Yeah there is a Rei. He goes by "Superior Autism"
Not joking, really.
>>690055825
Enjoy your day, Sanae.
>>690055984
Wallflower, yes?
Opposite with me, loud and talkative. I think my only talent is speaking and relations lol.
You've been in a relationship though, right?
>>690056338
>>690056467
this
You don't pick the waifu, the waifu picks you
>>690056433
But that is Asuza!
>>690055720
Damn.
Sorry to hear about that man, I usually start to feel tired around 10-12pm but end up sleeping at around 1 or 2am usually.
You tricked your ISP to install fiber optics? Holy fuck how did you do that? My internet isn't actually 'that bad' at the moment. It's stable but the speeds aren't really something I can brag about it. I mean the peak of mine recently got to around 1mb/s which is amazing for me but, probably horrible for anyone else here.
Akiko claimed
The grind continues
>>690055441
Ah don't worry about it.
Alles valt uiteindelijk op zijn pootjes as we say in dutch. You'll figure things out eventually. Things like this tend to figure themselves out over time
>>690055541
Heya Miho
>>690055543
>Azusa
Triggered
>>690056566
>that picture
holy fuck that's good yo
>>690055825
hey what exactly are we trading?
>>690056525
korpiklaani - hunting song
it's in the comment section aswell
Here's my waifu, guise
>>690055931
y pedophile tho
>>690055699
yeah will only be gone for like 30 minutes though
>rattle
>>690056090
hey mugi
>>690056525
not much yellowo
>>690056675
Hello.
>>690056837
How old do you think she is? I'm just bein honest with maself.
>>690056525
>Wallflower
Extremely. It's why I do so well at jobs that don't require a lot of human contact, and the one job I had that I did have a lot of talking to people, it was always stressful, and I often times got lectured on not greeting the customers. They only kept me around because everything besides that I did so much better than anyone else.
And I am, but I'm breaking up with them soon. I think I'll stay that way for a while...
>>690056675
I just wish I didn't have to make an awkward situation happen to figure it out. Might just end all relationships and stay the way for who knows how long.
>>690056452
Ahh lucky. I'm currently semi-attempting to go back to sleep. Have day time stuff to do. Going to be camping this weekend (again)
>>690056837
Ah alright.
>Rattle rattle
Going to be gone this weekend. Above^
>>690056778
>it's in the comment section aswell
I'm a retard
>>690056525
I will watch it after I finish Accel world.
>>690056566
pls
Dubs and you show me you're waifu tiddies.
>>690056588
I have some pretty bad habits, it's hard for me to fall asleep without a full stomach even if I'm tired.
It wasn't anything special and tricking might not be the best way to put it, I got lucky too.
Fiber optics are available in a street 100 meters from here and I registered for their services as if I lived there but with my postal code, when they went to install it they called me saying they couldn't find my house and I told them where it really was.
At this point the operators realized what was going on but they called their bosses or whatever for authorization and after 2 hours they gave the green card.
Went from 650 kb/s download bandwidth to 80 mb/s, but most servers won't allow me to reach that anyway. Steam is one of the best and it only gets to 12 mb/s there.
>>690056684
It reminds me of buttery handjobs
>>690057233
Am i triggering you, Mio poster?
>>690057048
Camp at home just turn the lights off and use candles. You know white people camping.
>>690057310
Maybe slightly. But I know you're not serious
>>690057198
Alright Anon, enjoy!
Just remember though, Kin'Iro Mosaic! is the first season, Hello!! Kin'iro Mosaic! is the second one.
>>690057046
I remember the first of your posts that I noticed was you chasing off a bunch of niggers. Didn't really give off the antisocial vibe lol
Saw your relationship thing on the reimu thread though. I wanted to tell you to wait for whatever was happening to pass and then break it off. But I forgot, as usual lol.
Hope it works out man.
>>690057198
Breathe
breathe
>>690057310
>
>>690057327
Wellll it's mostly for fathers day. I don't go camping of my own volition.
>>690057258
As long as you know i'm teasing you, it's ok qt.
>>690057445
Someone banned me from the Discord lol
>>690057029
i don't know but to be honest i don't think liking underage anime characters makes you a pedo
>>690057048
alright cool
>rattle rattle
>>690057536
Show me the tiddies.
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
Here
>>690057608
>
ok i think im going to sleep now. i had fun with all of you.
Goodnight everyone!
>>690057608
I'll reroll for that
>>690057599
A lolicon then?
>>690057428
I have to do that as my job. Just because I can be commanding and seem out there, doesn't mean I want to be. If it were my choice, I would just let them stay until they left by themselves.
Ya, it'll probably be later this next week if they heal at the rate they're saying they are.
>Despite being upbeat and cheery, I'm very awkward and quiet
How the hell do I contradict myself so damn much?
>>690057740
Night Squid.
>>690057624
There
HERE
INFINITE KAREN
ATTEMPTING CAT PET
YOU CANNOT STOP THE WAVE THAT DOES NOT BREAK
>>690057740
night ika
>>690057599
>liking underage anime characters makes you a pedo
Unless you like them platonically
>>690057281
>12mb/s
Oh my god dude I'd probably kill for that. I know a guy on Steam that gets 500mb/s and he barely plays any games except gmod, it makes me so mad.
But it sounded like you got real lucky dude, how much do you have to pay for it, or do you have to pay for it at all?
>>690057466
Just keep your phone and laptop charged.
Anyone see this fake news coming out of North Korea about a suicide bomber?
![Syndra [122].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [122].jpg")
>>690057851
Except i did.
my waifu to be honest
>>690057672
More tiddies.
If dubs all waifu must post tiddies.
>>690058210
>>690057936
It's actually cheaper than my previous ISP, 55 euros for a month of phone, internet and TV. I don't really watch TV but the service is real good, I can rewind and watch anything that aired in the last week.
From what I talked it seems like fiber optics are surprisingly common here compared to outside the world.
>500mb/s
Mother of god, I'd install a bunch of servers in his house just because and I'm pretty sure it wouldn't even affect him.
>>690058149
This one I really like
>>690057281
Holy fuck nice
>>690057936
Have you seen fucking kotori?
400mb/s and he plays runescape
FUCKING RUNESCAPE WHAT THE FUCK
>>690057986
Oh
Okay...
How are you doing anyway? Pretty late in the day claim
>>690057827
I think upbeat and cheery is what you want to be, yes? Similar to myself. We can make our own personalities here, separate from irl.
>>690058210
You need quints for my lewds, bro.
wouldn't you agree
>55 euros for a month of phone, internet and TV.
What. The. Fuck.
How is this even possible.
ITS EVEN CHEAPER?
WHAT.
>>690058359
Yeah nah that's just fucking wrong dude.
Should be a crime against the internets.
![Syndra [160].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [160].jpg")
>>690058359
I have been here since 6-7 in the morning.
And now im packing my bags to go to my parents house for the weekend.
>>690055233
ur waifu a shit
Warcraft was pretty good. Events folded out like the games and the acting wasnt terrible. CGI was smashing.
>>690058510
What would you do if you had best internets?
I would download so many movies and anime, buy hard drives just to store it all because I can
>>690058569
Just visiting?
>>690058635
>CGI was smashing
agree
>acting wasnt terrible
disagree, Khadgar's acting was straight garbage
What was with his pedo moustache seriously
But you know the best part about it all? It's called Warcraft: The Beginning
Imagine warcraft 3's story in movie form
So ready to watch Grom/Thrall vs Mannaroth
claimed
>>690058657
Probably the same.
But my computer is pretty shit so I'd want to make sure I have a beastly computer before I get it, so I can make sure I can run everything no problemo
I'd probably spend all my money on hard drives and such.
>>690058837
>claiming a background of a mall
>>690058359
Upbeat and cheery is how I act here! It's probably why you didn't believe I was so shy and such!
>Gotta do my job now, switching to mobile
![Syndra [151].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [151].jpg")
>>690058657
I think i'll stay till monday.
But i will probuably be staying there the whole summer.
Its much nicer than the city.
>>690058837
Doesn't count without a pic
Dubs and waifu tiddies.
>>690058933
OOOHHHHH
claimed
>>690058926
Seeya dude
>>690058927
They live in the countryside? or where?
>>690058510
Come to Europe lad.
>>690058657
That's kind of what I've been doing for long, collecting anime and music that I haven't checked yet in my external disks because why not.
>>690058904
I feel you, I've had terrible computers all my life that couldn't even run games produced from 10 years before the computer was bought. For the first time in my life I have a gaming laptop and now I'm way too used to play old school games and such, it's weird.
>>690059292
Show magic tiddies.
>>690058904
>(You)
>>690059292
>Come to Europe lad.
boarding syrian refugee boat right now
be prepared to be culturally enriched, my man.
![Syndra [72].png](https://i.imgur.com/hWB9C0T.jpg "Syndra [72].png")
>>690059226
Yes.
I other closest house is 1,5 km away.
So its realy quiet and nice.
Good afternoon /b/.
Shinobu claimed.
>>690055729
Damn, this is great! Ayaya!!
>>690055341
U what?
>>690059292
I'd love to go to Europe.
Yeah.. I'm just saving up for a computer at the moment, but I'm too scared to check my bank account right now, heh. I just want something to run Just Cause 3 because I've been waiting for it for so damn long. My current laptop is half decent, an i5, with an 820m it can run games pretty well, I'm still just looking for the upgrades.
>>690059408
Why
>>690058799
MOST acting wasnt terrible.
Medivh was good
Lothar was good
Durotan was good
I loved Guldan. He did well.
Doomhammer did good.
Llayne was pretty bad.
Garona did bad at first. Got better towards the end.
MVP was definitely the door opening in Dalaran.
All of my yes for WC3 movie. That scene shouldnt be hard at all, cant get better than the cinematic.
I return.
>>690059663
But what about the internets?
>>690059717
Ayaya!
>>690059851
Cause you deserve it, my man.
How do you upgrade a laptop? I thought you couldn't change the parts
>>690059897
Guldan was fucking cool, especially the fight at the end.
Llayne was garbage. Garona was shit too honestly. I don't like how she was portrayed as super tuff female character and then basically did one tiny fight and barely anything else.
Then she cries at the end.
Come on now.
Imo MVP was when Lothar arrived on a gryphon in stormwind. It's the same spot as the game. Fucking hell that was a happy moment.
Can't get better than the cinematic, true. And that cinematic was made how many years ago?
Don't let us down Blizzard.
>>690059717
Roll
![Syndra [86].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [86].jpg")
>>690060168
We still have it.
If it wasnt there, you wouldn't see me post on the weekends.
>>690060168
You don't upgrade a laptop, kek.
I meant just getting a powerful desktop as an upgrade to my laptop,
If dubs you most post waifu tiddies
chen is the cutest waifu.
that's a fact
>>690060411
You go every weekend? Don't you have studies?
>>690060430
Ah yeah, a desktop would be great
I want to get one too, just don't know where I'll be and I don't want to move on around.
>>690060475
Better luck next time.
Galko claimed
Okay I'm leaving now, night boys
>>690060411
Kitty!
>>690059549
Too bad you wouldn't get here, there's barely any refugees in Portugal for some reason.
>>690059851
>too scared to check my bank
Can't be that bad, even if it is it should be better to know than being in the blank.
>current laptop is half decent, an i5, with an 820m
Yea that's not bad, my previous laptop had an i3 and graphics card was an Intel HD Graphics 3k. This one has an i7 and a Geforce GTX 960M. Quite the upgrade.
>>690060168
You can change the hard drive from most laptops and some are actually upgrade-able, this one for example has a slot for an extra RAM.
>>690057851
don't most people like lolis in a non sexual way desu?
>>690057804
isn't that the exact same thing?
![Syndra [129].png](https://i.imgur.com/DNTF9Xv.png "Syndra [129].png")
>>690060702
Not every weekend but most of them.
Its rare that there is something happening in the weekends.
>>690060722
WHAT
>>690060814
^<>v
Is this thread not allowed on /a/ or something? With all the above rules, why aren't you just putting these threads there?
>>690060796
It wouldn't be that bad, I should have got a decent pay this week. Hopefully.
>i7 and GTX 960m
That's a pretty massive upgrade, damn. How much did it cost you?
>>690060168
She wasnt really portrayed as tough. But she should have been a little more feral and violent, yes.
I was talking MVP from a comedic standpoint. It was the right line at the right moment in a movie that was way too serious. It needed that line.
It was too many years ago. I need to play it again.
>>690061223
Friend bought me, 1k dollars with 17% discount. Again, I got massively lucky.
>>690060990
^>+K v+K v+K v<+KK EX CANCEL v<v<+KKK
>How goes it?
>>690061218
only on wednesday, plus waifu threads on /a/ are cringe
>>690055233
Is this the cringe thread?
>>690060990
Kitty!
>>690061417
Holy shit dude.
Your friend bought you a 1k laptop? Must be a massive bro. And extremely lucky.
>checking my bank account now
>oh god
>>690061661
Ye
>>690061218
Because/a/ is a diferent comunity on its own
>>690060990
You don't mind spending your entire weekend at your parents' every time?
>>690060816
I don't know about them, but I don't.
Rude ass niggas.
>>690060796
Damnit, that was my last plan.
Guess I'm stuck here forever
Homu would you order me as a mail order bride?
>>690061401
>Broken bones heal stronger, mine have been broken many times.
I feel like she couldn't pull this line off. Her character was just so wimpy. She talked a lot of shit and never backed it up.
Ahahah I know which one you were talking about now, the one where he went "It's never done that before"
I still play Warcraft 3 custom campaigns. Soul Reaver is pretty good. And there's a sylvanas one too.
Fun shit
>>690061710
It was kind of a late birthday gift, but indeed he is a massive bro who deserves any props I can give. I kind of feel like I owe him something I can't pay.
>checking my bank account now
If you don't reply back I will assume I led you to a heart-attack.
>>690061837
Which service should we use? I'm pretty sure FedEx is against shipping humans, dead or alive.
>>690062028
Use UPS, make sure the box is air-tight, slap a "Fragile" stamp on it, and leave Karen with a tank of oxygen. Hopefully he'll get to you before the air runs out.
![Syndra [140].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x0Bp8qU.jpg "Syndra [140].jpg")
>>690061420
Im alright, only thing bothering me is rain and a lack of a coat.
What about you?
>>690061694
Tank.
>>690061837
No, not really.
There is nothing that would make me dislike being there.
clmd
>>690062365
Kitty!
>>690062028
Aramex standards are pretty lax, no?
If not we can use one of those Russian websites.
>>690062266
This could work too, totally up for it.
Just gimme the tank of Oxygen and some Karen pictures and I'm good
>>690062365
Hm, you must have a good relationship with your parents then. I couldn't wait to leave honestly.
Either way sounds nice, hope you have fun.
>>690062365
>he doesn't like rain
how much of a normie can you be
>>690062028
It isn't good.
>>690062650
Probably better than mine rn.
>>690062629
>liking being wet and cold
We got an edgelord here, boys
>>690062650
It can't be worse then when I was $500 in the red.
>>690062365
Good to hear. I'm doing pretty well myself, I'm sure you know my issue though. I work in a few hours so I'm just scrolling through things to do, nothing fun or exciting.
![Syndra [97].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [97].png")
>>690062535
Human?
>>690062629
Im fine with rain.
I dislike it only when i have to carry my bags trough it without anything to cover it or me.
>>690062875
Good to hear.
>>690062992
Kitty!
>>690062764
You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
I know you have a higher paying job, and you work longer hours than me so it's a high chance that yours is better.
>>690062803
In debt?
I don't use credit cards, sworn to never use them, never will. How did you do it though?
>>690062785
Don't think he was talking about being in the actual rain. I like rain, it's nice and calming.
![Syndra [98].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OOSbQfg.jpg "Syndra [98].jpg")
>>690063039
Bug.
>>690062365
>only thing bothering me is rain and a lack of a coat.
I thought you were used to that with that hole on your ceiling.
>>690062266
Hopefully.
>>690062543
Too bad there aren't Russian anons here so we can ask for advice. Worst case scenario we have to resort to deep web services.
>>690062650
Welp.
>>690063166
Bugs.
>>690063166
Kitty!
>>690063069
The patter sound of rain is nice.
>>690063239
Just get me out of here man
It's all crashing down
Parents still have hope for me, repeatedly tell them not to
It won't stop
>>690063069
Neither do I. But I bought a bike because I thought I just barely had enough in my account. Turns out, my company didn't put paycheck a out that day like normal, so I went $350 in debt, then a bill I wasn't expecting because I assumed the service was already canceled was slapped onto it the same day, plus I got over draft fees smacked down on top of it. So I ended up about $500 unexpectedly. I'm just barely really recovering from that as I'll have about $4-$500 in the bank after this months bills and such are paid. Plus I have 2 birthdays, Father's Day, and a graduation dinner I need to pay for. So...ya.
![Syndra [3].png](https://i.imgur.com/2EQAnMd.png "Syndra [3].png")
>>690063239
I fixed it.
>>690063242
No.
>20/20 waifu claimed
Today is a good day...for a massive hangover.
>>690063069
$107. I really havent been saving.
>>690063434
what the fuck is that? it looks like an owl
>>690061837
>>690063529
boop boop
replied to you here
>>690063402
Shit dude. That sounds like a right clusterfuck of problems just piling up on top of you right there. Good to hear you got out of it though, what do you do for a job?
>>690063483
Heyo.
>>690063529
Well shit. That's a pretty massive surprise.
$290. I bought a vita and a lot of PSN cards and food. I haven't been saving either.
Poor bros?
>>690063434
Kitty!
>>690061837
Yeah, her voice needed to be deeper and a bit more bulk. And more action.
Draka had the best scene.
>>690063873
Poor bros. I will be getting 500 on Tuesday though.
>>690063873
Good morning, Kirino-anon. What's crackin'?
Kyouko claimed.
>>690063987
That 500 sounds pretty nice. Should be a pretty good injection to that balance. What have you been spending it on?
>>690063989
Goodmorning to you too.
I'm not really doing much, just hanging around here, and sifting through 400mb of gifs I found of Kirino. Might go to bed in a bit, who knows.
What about yourself? Got the hangover?
Yo Kyouko.
>>690064221
That's early.
>>690064221
Akk
Supposed to link to you
>>690064315
>finished talking to mother
>immediately want to die
there's a correlation, I just can't find it.
>>690063873
Night time security. Easy easy job (which is why I'm here literally all night) but it's kinda meh. Gunna go to school for auto repair at the earliest convenience.
>Currently $750 in the bank
>Bills are $400
>2 dinners plus a $100 gift
>Expecting just over $100 in bank before month is over
Kill me now.
>>690064221
Mornin Kyokokoko.
>>690064315
You should use gifs instead, but then if you do its more like your forcing your expressions by avatarfagging. I do it, though, so I can't say anything.
And yeah, my body always seems to wake me up early if I pass out from liquor so that I can heal faster.
>>690064387
Italy plays in 14 minutes, kek.
>>690064315
Hello Kirino
>>690064558
>
>>690064574
Last try of this thread, if dubs you must post waifu tiddies
![Syndra [6].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [6].png")
>>690063597
Have you seen an owl?
>>690063885
Shoo
>>690064221
Kyouko
>>690064516
Die.
>>690064558
Cow.
>>690064693
I don't think I'm too far off from it at this point
>>690064609
O right, you better slap the swedes.
>>690064609
Yari Yuri.
>>690064693
Cat.
>>690064315
No idea. Need to keep an eye on spendings.
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>>690064799
Do
It
>>690064868
Touch
>>690065092
>Pets the cat
