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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>690040248
Thanks for the thread, Shiro!
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Claimed.

>>690040039
Thank you. Baked potatoes.
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>>690040248
U fokin wot m8?
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>>690040224
That is good I'd assume. Mind as well enjoy your time shitting and puking all over the walls and ceiling, yes?
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>>690040248
Mumei claim
>>690040359
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>>690040039
Vector Magic. Of course i could do it by hand in Photoshop, but I'm not autistic enough to put that much time into it when a program can do it just fine and then I can do some touch ups.
Plus, I don't actually have the program on my laptop, so I had to use the free web version.
>Next up, editing the face
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>>690040248
Nice bread
>>690040372
Im going well. Just waiting to go in to Warcraft.
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goddess tier yandere claimed
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>>690040372
Problem not. You'll most likely have to take care of baking though, going to sleep sometime during this thread.

>Shiro
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Claimed

>>690040248
Based shiro

>>690039722
Ive just always had her, and i had one all white cat as a kid. Do you want to have another pet?

>>690039914
The music wasnt that bad but im not a big trap person, i gotta be in the mood for it

>>690040114
I always thought about grabbing one but thought it would have been a waste of money if i didnt like the red. Next time i shop im grabbing one
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>>690040248
All waifs belong to me past, present and future.
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>>690040634
Roll
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>>690040634
Not even trips.
Not even trips guy.
Script harder plz.
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>>690040634
>>690040660
Rolling.
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>>690040489
Hey wassup Yandere I think you chose well :D
> that filename gets to my waifu heart
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>>690040638
Looks like a boy
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>>690040634
>>690040660
>>690040744
Rel
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>>690040778
So does your waifu.
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>>690040638
oh my
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>>690040389
Not mashed? Mashed is nice with the steak sauce
How would you served the potato? Veggies and sour cream on top or chopped?

>>690040447
Kek, yes!
Thankfully that part is over with, now it's just the shitting lmao

>>690040462
Ooh, why do you need to leave though? Where would you go?
Drake is a nice surprise though, lol.

>>690040468
>I'm not autistic enough to put that much time into it
Haha yeah... who would be that much of a time waster... to do that...
>increasing discomfort

>>690040484
Dude, enjoy it
That shit is good

>>690040548
Will do!

>>690040634
Gotta roll trips, my man.

>>690040757
I think it's a shitposter, my man.
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Rias claimed
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Shizuru claim.
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>>690039225
what was it that i watched? a music video with clips of an anime?

>>690039722
oh shit, that sucks, dont worry you'll get better. i was like that a while ago. had diarrhea for days and vomited anything that i ate. you'll get better no doubt.

>>690039798
lol, no. i went to sleep like at 7am only to wake up at 9:30 to get ready to leave at 11. while on the road i got like 1 hour of sleep and i wouldnt even call it that since i was still conscious for a good portion of the nap.

>>690040484
oh shit, tell me if its good
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>>690040638
keep em cuming
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>>690040891
Not really
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>>690041201
Total boy. You sure he doesn't have a dick?
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>>690040967
Haha yeah I thought the same thing I might take my brother or something friends too lousy.jpg
> I would move someplace that has nice forests and lakes in my backyard.
>>690040614
Same here haha I haven't gotten sick of my song though obviously :P
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>>690041116
Yup, it's all over. Nutrients and shit got pumped directly into my arm. I'm good.
How about you? What's been happening?

>>690041109
Hey Shizu, how's it going?

>>690041201
Heyo, you never answered me.
Are you new, or too old for me to remember? What would it depend on?

>>690040638
the sandals are a real turn off
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>>690040248
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>>690040967
As long as I can crack people up like a crack pipe I won't feel like a worthless scum human being, so keep praising me.
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>>690041405
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>>690041366
Nice, what music do you listen to?

>>690041379
YOU ALWAYS FORGET ME
>REEEEEEEEE
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scottie pippen
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>>690041379
Ehh ok. I'm going to be gone all weekend again.
Camping again for father's day
How about you?
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>>690041379
I feel slightly the same. Would have been better barefoot.
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>>690041379
It depends on how old you are
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Claimed.
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>>690040967
I mean into vectorizing. It's very, very, VERY time consuming and tedious. A single very small mistake can end up ruining the whole thing later down the line.
>Making simple changes is easy though

>>690041116
Jeez, that sounds like ass. What about when you were down here?
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Tewi claimed
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>>690040967
Mashed is good too. I split open the top and use the skin as a bowl, sour cream and cheese.
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>>690041544
Mainly stuff like Alpine or someone linked a Gregory and the Hawk song I liked in a waifu thread a bit ago.
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>>690041847
mumei oooooohhh
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>>690040757
thank you sir, havent watched Koutetsujou yet but have heard good things, and from what i've heard, your taste in waifu is also pretty legit
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>>690041440
>2016
>not being a worthless scum human being
what are you doing stop

>>690041366
No idea what you said in the first line lol
Forests and lakes though, that's a pretty high bar.
What's stopping you from leaving?

>>690041544
FUCK IM SORRY
I always wanted a cat, I hate a grey one too. He looked like a fluffy cloud and would always sleep on my chest at night time, I loved the little shit so much.

>>690041548
Doing fine, sounds nice. I was pretty sick yesterday, got a lot better now. Just doing hearthstone dailies and posting.

>>690041557
Or some nice legwear

>>690041573
I've only been here since march, how about you?

>>690041743
What's your favourite kind of steak? I like the new york strip

>>690041969
Are you tick tock hard as a rock?
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Well my beauties, I oughta head off to bed now. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, hope you get too see her beautiful, radiant smile!
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>>690040967
shitposter?
no just a slow ass mofo
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Tsubaki :)
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>>690042050
The point of the image is skin, that would be counterproductive.
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>>690042050
I like sirloin.
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I was going to wake up but I'm so fucking tired, I want to sleep forever.
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>>690042050
Used to post as a different waifu from back in December 2015
>inb4 heresy
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>>690041109
hello there

>>690041379
me? ive been good. i just came back from visiting family. went to mexico for about a week. shits cheap over there and i got my fair share of medicines and other stuff.
>my most recent weight: 44.5 kg ~98.6lbs

>>690041440
are you still with that sadness of mother disapproval or whatever that was? come on, your not worthless. i mean, you run every morning or something like that. no worthless person would run. like me

>>690041701
when i was there i had fun. i saw for the first time what overwatch really was. i usually went to sleep at around 4am or so. earliest was 2am. i mean, everything was good except the trip. the trip always sucks but this time i forgot my ipod and my 3ds so i had no form of entertainment this time around

>>690042077
goodnight!
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>>690042050
I was just laughing because you brought up me being lucky.
> I got hit by a car today I blame the white lighter I found.
>>690042173
lol it's alright m8 we're all alright.
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>>690041847
I have 2 songs bookmarked that i need to listen to and i bet both of them were from you. Maybe i should do it now since im just posting

>>690042050
>Tfw karen hates you
Thats cute. My puppy always sleeps with me and hes already pretty big so he will lay on my back or chest and squish me. He just loves to snuggle someone.
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>>690042236
Hm, that's the same thing, isn't it?
What else do you like to eat?

>>690042077
Night shiro

>>690042173
oops

>>690042203
point taken, sandals are really out of place to me though

>>690042345
Yeah, who did you post as?
Welcome back

>>690042318
Why not go back to sleep for a bit? Until you feel better at least.

>>690042406
Mexico? You live where?
Glad you got your shit but what the fuck? 44.5kg? That's really unhealthy, isn't it? Are you super skelly?
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>>690042050
mostly when i think about her wanting make hers and become one with her
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>>690042236
Dammit Hank why don't you reply to me I just want to know if you've serviced your dang mower.
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This ones mine
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>>690042585
It's not the same thing, it's just how where they're cut from. Sirloin tends to be more tender. Anything that has meat.
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>>690042585
I'm gonna try to go back to sleep.

Have some full blown porn.
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>>690042714
Also claiming this one
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>>690042585
Shit, i don't remember now that i think about it
I weigh 110 dunno how much kg that is
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>>690041489
So we incest now cutie?
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Claimed
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>>690042749
I'm not going to
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>>690042670
Contrary to Hank's character. I don't pay much attention to my mower, doesn't really need it.
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My sad, weepy waifu.
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>>690042050
Glad you're feeling better at least.
>>690042406
Hello Ika. What's up?
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Greetings from the guy who always stops in with this gif of Touka and leaves almost immediately
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>>690041489

Now this is the story all about how All life got flipped, turned upside down I'd like to take a minute for what it's worth I'll tell you how I became queen of the death and rebirth
In Nerv's lab born and raised Experiments are how I spent most of my days Being cloned, synchronizing, piloting, all cool And all taking a dip in Nerv's indoor pool
When a couple of Angels who were taller than a tree Started making trouble in Tokyo-dash-three I got in one little injury and Gendo got scared and said "We're gonna send Shinji Ikari out there!"

We fought in many battles through many days But Shinji pussed out and he went off on his way He went to the train and he displayed his ticket He put his walkman on and said "I should have been hit!"
Then he comes back, yo what a fag! Just because of Misato, that stupid hag Is this what the second children ought to act like? Hmmm, this ain't quite right!
But wait, I hear the Seele, compilation and all that Is that the kind of end in store for this cool cat? I don't think so, nor does the third I hope they're prepared for the death and rebirth
Well, I was cloned again and when I came out There was dude looked like an Angel standing there with my name out I ain't the same as you, Kaworu, the fifth child So I knew that things were about to get wild

I whistled for Gendo and when he came near His hand was labeled "ADAM" and I pulled it in here I fused and grew huge, quite an increase in girth But I said "Aww forget it, time for death and rebirth!"
I pulled up to the lab around seven or eight And I yelled to the people "Yo homes, here is Rei!" But I took Shinji and sent him back to earth And so now I'm the queen of the death and rebirth
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>>690042922
Hmm alright fair enough I thought it was a hand in hand type dealy but you make it look easy. :P
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>>690042566
>you brought up me being lucky.
wuh

Also how would a white lighter contribute to you getting hit by a car, lol?

>>690042569
Kek, how big is he? I could never get a dog. as much love as you give them. Pets are just animals after all. They can't apply logic and might attack you for what they think is a good reason.
imo you should get a pet you can overpower, lol.

>>690042639
Makes sense then, I was asking because that's what one of your pictures is named.

>>690042741
Oh alright, the more you know.
I like a little chewiness to the meat though
Plus some muslims consider medium rare or lower to be haram, since there's technically blood in the animal.

>>690042749
Lmao, thanks,.
Sleep tight yo

>>690042780
Aha, you didn't claim for too long then, right?
How's it been for you, so far?
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>>690043177
Lawn mower care is easy, you just need to know the basic of your mower and what it can handle.
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>>690042406
>100 lbs
Are you like, 5 foot tall or what?

And as close as I live to Taco Land, I've never actually been down that way.
>Forgetting music
I'd die on a serious road trip if I did that.

>>690042922
I used to be the same way, I'd suggest at least doing simple maintenance on it.
>Changed the oil, air filter, and spark plugs after 5+ years of neglect
>The thing felt like a whole new mower after that
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>>690043278
Really just what you prefer, great thing about food. I really don't care how someone likes their steak done. I just like medium rare and it's Hank.
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well guys i was able to get connect into Overwatch, so ill leave with a nice pic of my game waifu
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>>690042585
i live in California, northwest of Los Angeles. for a week, i went down south of the border near the city of Mexicali, Mexico.
Kek yeah, very skelton. ive been like this my whole life though so my family has stop worrying about it over the years. I just have an insanely fast metabolism. literally shit out food about 4 hours after consumation. depending on whether i sleep or not.

>>690042639
Moar!

>>690042749
goodnight and thanks. today is image saving day

>>690043074
i just got home earlier today (yesterday to some). i went to sleep on my bed for the first time in a week. How about you?

>>690043310
im like 5'5" if i recall correctly
if you could speak any spanish at all, i suggest that you do pay them a visit. the only drawback is coming back. border lines are shit slow and long.
shit was terrible. luckily on the way back, it was tupacs birthday so i at least didnt have to hear the garbage that they always play on the radio.
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>>690043310
I do, I'm just not a grease monkey. Just know your mower's limits and maintenance will rarely ever come up.
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>>690043278
Well, i guess i cant say hes a puppy anymore, but hes bigger than athena is...and heavier. Ive had athena for 7 years or so and shes never bit me. My other dog has only smacked me with his paws when i make him mad so i never thought of that being a concern.

>>690043683
Ohayo
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Best type moon claimed.
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>>690043683
How old are you?
>gaige
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>>690043278
I think you said it was lucky that drake was out here and I was like nah dude I'm pretty unlucky. Umm it's like a weird coincidence type deal I think jmmy hendrix and other celebs died with only a white lighter in their. possession.
> I'm ok so I do consider myself lucky to an extent
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>>690043805
Yo!

>>690043872
21 in july. 20 now
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>>690043911
In a NBHD song the lyrics go
>I'm using white lighters to see what's in front of me
Song: RIP 2 My Youth
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>>690043683
Jesus man, and not even 100 lbs?
I can say hello, goodbye, and very very VERY basic spanish phrases. Otherwise I'm lost.

>>690043732
Fair enough. Seems mine is about mid-calf height. Anything above that and the mulch starts clogging up, and it stalls.
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>>690042790
Who even are you.
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>>690044085
Damn, you're short
I'm 5'8" and I'm 19
>gaige
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>>690043816
Heyo, i finished dandy. It got better like you said. Also i finished overlord about an hour ago, the 3d in it was pretty alright.

>>690044085
Always wanted to hit you up, how goes it. Also my bday is in july too, shoutout
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>>690044186
Not sure with mine, I'd have to check.
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>>690043631
Peace, friend.
Have fun.

>>690043459
Any other food that you enjoy a lot?

>>690043092
Hi to you too, man

>>690043805
Kek, that means you're a great master dude. Your pooches are lucky to have you.
What about your job? Any luck with that?

>>690043816
Hey Shiki, how are you doing?

>>690043911
Oh right right. The white lighter thing is pretty spooky though.
You work or study? I know it's a lame thing to say but I think luck is all about perspective. You can be lucky that you're not a third worlder or unlucky that you weren't born to a rich family.

>>690043683
Oh fuck that's pretty bad, at least you get to eat as much as you want without worrying about being a lardball
I always wanted that, since I love eating but have to watch the figure.
I guess it would be pretty hard to get buff though, and a baby could overpower you.
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>>690043683
Nice, Home is always nice.
I'm just watching some twitch wishing i could go back to sleep. Need to be on a day time schedule for a little while.
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>>690044455
What happened to him?
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>>690044467
What about you.
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THE SUNFLOWER GOY IS FUU'S DADDY
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Hello
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>>690044292
That's short too.
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>>690043911
Glad you liked it, Overlord never really caught my attention and I'm always dislike using cg for characters.
>>690044467
Pretty good, up way too early to talk with some Uni stuff and now trying not to go back to sleep.
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>>690044422
What kind of mower is it, by the way? Push? Riding?

>>690044654
SPOILERS WTF WOW ROOD
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>>690044557
He falls at end of series and is ded
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>>690044155
Lol I mean it's not awful the video just reminds me of a long triggered gif.
>>690044355
Where are we getting these sweet numbers from Mug?
>>690044467
I do both and draw and doodle a lot
> Definitely I think I'm happy to be me for the most part but I think what we associate luck with is stupid (I'm half Irish and I resent it)
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Snape kills Dumbledore
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>>690044937
SPOILERS
MUGEN CAN'T READ BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING DIPSHIT
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>>690045047
On dumbledores orders though
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>>690044617
I like steak the most, but if I had to pick another I think it would be an arabic food called moghrabieh.
I think it's some form of couscous in english. I probably have a different favourite food, but I can't really remember right now.
If it wasn't that then it's farooj, a whole roasted chicken served straight off the skewer. You eat it with bread and garlic. Pretty good shit, very tasty.

>>690044684
Hey Mio, how's your morning?

>>690044780
More uni shit? They messing with you again?
You gotta leave soon? How much sleep did you get?

>>690044984
Ah okay, thought you were talking about the actual spike lol
How are you doing today, anon?

>>690045009
You draw? Are you an architecture or some design major?
What's the problem with being half irish?
I saw an episode on some series of where the half irish guy could never be accepted in ireland because he seemed like a complete tourist lol
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>>690044937
A push.
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>>690044937
SPOILERS
YOU'RE WAIFU A FUCKING SHIT
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Claimed.
Can't stay long,only got like an hour, unfortunately.
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>>690044467
Glad to be master of doge. I quit it and now im on the hunt for something better, which isnt hard because anything is better.

>>690044684
I missed you

>>690044780
The moment i saw it i was worried but it was really bearable. Now my next is gonna be jojos i think.

>>690045009
What sweet numbers?

>>690044937
Its obvious from the second episode so its all good
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>>690045263
Oh hey Karen. It's good, the new season for Orange is the new black is out today so I'm watching that right now. You?

>>690045488
Why?
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>>690045263
Good taste.
>If it wasn't that then it's farooj, a whole roasted chicken served straight off the skewer. You eat it with bread and garlic. Pretty good shit, very tasty.
Sounds very good.
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>>690044684
Heyo.
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>>690044186
i can eat the greasiest shit the world and i wont gain shit of it. My diet as of this year has been mcdonalds, other burger places, some hot pockets, and other junk food. regular food here and there.
You might be a little bit more than that sadly, however, if theres anyone in your family that can speak spanish then just let them do all the talking. they are usually understanding of foreigners and such.

>>690044292
thats only 3" taller though... but yeah, im short, especially for my age now.

>>690044355
yeah, i know that feeling. theres other people here that i would want to talk to but i dont because im generally shy. if you ever want to talk just call on me and i'll reply. What day in july is your birthday?

>>690044467
kek thats actually the summary of my life when it comes to food. read first reply here. but yeah, i cant gain shit. Fat, muscle, height, none of it happen to me.

>>690044533
I honestly have never been this happy to return home. maybe its because i was tired.
you cannot sleep? did you sleep earlier today or something? whatcha watching?

>>690044684
hello there!

>>690045423
HOLY SHIT!!!!
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>>690045263
Well related to the earlier mess, they just wanted it in person for the final part. Yeah I'm already back home, got 5 hours of sleep but that's partially my fault for having such a fucked up sleeping schedule.
>>690045488
Isn't JoJo very long?
Or are you just watching a specific part.
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>>690045263
It's more of me not coming to terms with the genes that I've taken on. I'm young and relatively successful for what I grew up with but I can't not drink.
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>>690045488
SPOILER ALERT
MUGEN IS ALMOST KILL BECAUSE HE BECAME A PIRATE WITH HIS OLD FRIEND AND FRIEND TRIES TO MAKE HIM KILL. TURNS OUT THE COLONEL GUY LOOKS LIKE MUGEN
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>>690045190
Spoiled
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>>690045423
Yo Sanae.
Sorry about a couple days ago, I kinda had to duck out for a bit.

You been alright? I heard that you weren't that great..
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>>690045278
Air, oil, sparks, cable lube, and blade. Only maintenance it should ever need.
>Still need to go get that new blade
>And the clutch cable
Maybe if I wake up early today...

>>690045392
That was just uncalled for.

>>690045488
It was sarcasm m8!

>>690045548
He has the hots for you. :^)

>>690045653
We are so similar in that regard I guess.
>Does everyone you know hate you for it?
I don't think anyone in my family can speak it either.

>>690045642
Mornin Spidey, it's busier than yesterday so I assume you'll be sticking around this time?
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Jean Kirschtein Husbando, claimed
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>>690045623
Hey Kirino, how are you?

>>690045653
Oh hello, how's it going?

>>690045924
Oh my
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>>690045924
Yeah, doesn't need much.
>You should just get it over with.
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>>690045423
Hey Sanae! How are you doing today?
Ika's here! Wants to talk to you

>>690045488
Yeah I remember you quit it, but you got enough savings to tide you over until you do?

>>690045548
That's a good series I hear, always wanted to get started with it.
You watch game of thrones? Breaking bad? All great series, even if they have a huge following.
Better call saul is pretty good too.

>>690045653
Lucky and unlucky I guess. Clothing can make up for it though, yeah?

>>690045578
Your turn! What other foods do you like?

>>690045727
Relatively successful is good! You an alcoholic?

>>690045670
>fucked up sleeping schedule
I think a lot of people can relate to that, lol. Got anything else you gotta do or can you just go back to sleep after you're done?

>>690046002
Hey spidey, how are you doing today?

>>690046086
Welcome friend, how are you doing today?
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>>690046086
Good claim have you heard of Kabaneri by chance?
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THE HO-KAGO TEA TIMR B& GRADU8S HIGH SCHOOL ON TO COLLEGE
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>>690046144
I enjoy sandwiches and dry foods. Things like chips and such.
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>>690046108
Hey I'm pretty good. Just hanging around here mostly, getting ready to play some Overwatch in a bit with a friend.

Any plans for today?
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>>690045653
Watching Dick Hammer.
I accidentally took a nap while i was watching youtube a few hours ago so now i'm too awake to get back to sleep. Lol

I know the feeling on being really happy to be home. It's so nice after being away for a long time.
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SPOILER
THE FULL METAL ALCHEMISTS ISN'T THE KID IN THE FULL METAL ARMOUR
THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST IS THE BLONDE MIDGET
ALSO HIS TEACHER IS PRETTY HOT
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>>690045548
>why?
I thought we had something special mio

>>690045670
Is it one of those long running ones? I dont know anything about it. If its too long ill look for something else from your list.

>>690045924
Looks like ive been bamboozled. You dont even know about me and mio

>>690046144
Yea i got a decent bit saved up, it just means i cant go spend a bunch of money on buying stuff for my next computer and n64 games. It will all work out
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>>690046112
I should, but they don't open till I'm normally passed out since I work nights and get off in that awkward part of the morning where nothing's open but the sun is already up. I'll probably ask if someone can wake me at 3 today.

>>690046108
>I actually wouldn't doubt it
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>>690046144
Yeah my liver is fucked haha but I can only blame vodka and rum for tasting the way they do lol.
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>>690046414
I'm glad you do, dude. You went to college? I honestly always wanted to go straight to work somewhere rather than get a degree, parents wouldn't have it though.
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>>690046432
That's a good idea, just as long as you get it done.
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>>690046530
>can only blame vodka and rum for tasting the way they do lol.
That made me laugh a bit, haha.
What's your major, by the way? What do you study I mean?
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>>690046144
It's good, but not for everyone. Not everyone enjoys a women's prison show. Nope I haven't watched any of those, I need to get around to watching them though. I've heard good things about them

>>690046267
That sounds good. I don't think I have any plans. I'm watching OITNB, and some other things. Playing some Overwatch probably. That's about it

>>690046414
We do I'm sorry

>>690046432
Huh, maybe I'm just that awesome
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>>690046144
I should get a haircut since it's grown far too much and I got some formal events coming up.
>>690046414
I'm starting to think not everything on your list is from me.

Jojo's is incredibly long, but due to the multi-generational setup it the arcs are very seperate and can practically be counted as their own series.
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>>690046408
DON'T FORGET THAT GUYS SISTER
THE FROSTY LADY FROM LATER IN THE SERIES
ALSO WINRY IS HOT
AND ED AND ALS DAD IS THE MAKER OF THE HOMUNCULUS
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>>690045653
It's great to see you Ika!
>>690045847
I'm better still need to get my health a boost, other than that, I'm now able to concentrate.
It's alright, how have you been?
>>690046144
I'm hanging on, just tired from work, had to put in some overtime.Very happy to see everyone here!
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>>690046414
>Implying

>>690046715
However, seeing a Mio here makes me want to go text my Mio, we've not talked in months.... later today, maybe.
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>>690046715
Nice, just a lazy day I guess, need at least one sometimes. Enjoy it dude.

>>690046777
Ah nice. It's good to hear you're slowly getting better, we want you back to your natural self dude. It's been quite a while, I'm pretty good, just the same old, same old really.

But what have you been up to while you were away? Or would you not want to share for personal reasons, I'm cool with either way.
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>>690046702
Do you not want to reply or just missed mine?

>>690046715
I heard they're all lesbos lol, still only good things about it I've heard.
Watch breaking bad right away. really really great show.

>>690046729
I feel you on that, is your hair straight or curly? Curly ends up looking really shit if you grow it out

>>690046777
Put in some overtime? They paid for it at least, right? Glad you're back.
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>>690046709
I'm going to switch tracks I think and try astronomy now, my previous study was actually forensic psychology.
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I got next thread
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>>690045924
kek! everyone where i worked hated me for it. i would be eating a burger everyday and after some day have passed i would always get someone who would say something like, "youve been eating burgers like everyday and you still look the same." or some shit like that. i had to find a way to eat my food without the other workers being butthurt at my eating habits because they are self conscious.

>>690046108
Its going well! got home today and i feel good after a well earned sleep. How has your past week gone? i havent been here for about that time so i want to hear all about it.

>>690046144
its the curse of the metabolism. many people dont realize i also get hungry faster than other eople because of the same reason. although i would say its better than slow metabolism no doubt. Yeah i wear more clothe than most people here. usually wear a jacket and pants. i dont wear shorts. another drawback is that i also dont absorb heat as much as other people so i get cold fast as fuck.

>>690046378
>dick hammer
What the fuck. i have never heard of that before. lol im on the same boat, i had woken up about 3 hours ago so im not tired. yeah, it definitely is good to be home. maybe its because i tortured myself by not bringing any entertainment over there?

>>690046777
Back with the trips and checks i see! how have you been since our last encounter? better than before? great to have you back!
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>>690047223
Astronomy? What do you do in that?
Forensic psychology is an absolutely top tier choice, it's what I was doing. Didn't like it?
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>>690045653
Sorry i missed it, i get super anxious trying to talk to people i havent before so i usually just talk to those who make the effort to me. Mine is the 5th of july

>>690046553
No and i want to but i have no clue what i want to do in life and its the worst feeling.

>>690046715
Thats what i like to hear, i do love some mio action at 4:30 in the morning

>>690046729
Well usually i start something you told me or from the list and when i get done someone talks about a show in the thread and i go watch it. Dandy you told me, and i saw dio talk about overlord so i checked it out. Its pretty back and forth.

>>690047088
Me and mio have a very strange but special relationship. Unless mio showed you that one super secret video tape that is....
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>>690047144
I did reply >>690046261
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>>690047369
Well his stream's name is richard hammer now days. Used to be dick, but when he got popular enough to get a sub button, twitch had him change it. Lol
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>>690047411
Well my immediate recommendation is to go watch Sword of the Stranger, because it's great.
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>>690047370
Sometimes the slideshows they show you can only get so informative. It's like shoving a squirming animal down into your stomach.
>>690047369
How come when I get trips you don't back me up Ika hmmmmm.
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>>690047411
I think you're better off just working. Go back to school when you have enough money piled up.

>>690047369
Still though, I like being big but fuck if it isn't awesome to eat everything you want. Curse and a blessing.

>>690047584
Yup, and I saw it too. Just forgot to reply then forgot it existed lol
You got a brand of chips you like? What sandwiches?
We have a kettle cooked thing here done by a company called Master. It's really fucking good.

>>690047712
Not enough practical info? Too much theory?
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>>690047612
The stranger supposedly is kill
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Claimed
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>>690047369
When they started complaining to me I looked them dead in the eyes, and took a bite of my 4th slice of pizza. But I was on good terms with most of the actual workers when I was at my last jobs. Managers are the ones that always seemed to be out for me, but there was even a few of them that ended up liking me.
Workplaces are just weird yo.

>>690047411
>Implying I've seen anything
I just pay attention acutely in threads.
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>>690047096
Thanks, most of my days are like that now. I'm trying to make some plans for next week

>>690047088
You have a Mio? What does that mean?

>>690047144
Some of them are, yes. But I will do, I have so much to watch as it is. But I'll put it on my list if it isn't already there

>>690047369
My week? Not very interesting. I've been doing the same thing. Watching some shows, rewatching k-on for the 5th time I think now. I've played a bunch of Overwatch trying to bump up my level. My week was nothing interesting. You?

>>690047411
Why are you awake at 4:30 in the morning?

So many people talking to me, it's so nice
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>>690047955
>So many people talking to me, it's so nice
YOU JINXED IT NOW FUCKBOI
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>>690047989
>>690047989
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>>690047867
Yeah I'd say the info wasn't practical haha but I am looking forward to changing paths and I've weighed out some options out of state as well.
>>690047411
What is this said video Mug?
>Mumei
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