Fuck this cat tower!
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Fuck this cat tower!
>>690038599
Is this the free cat tower that you got?
>>690038752
It is.
I have to pull it apart again. Instructions are silly.
>>690038599
I cried a little. Thanks OP.
>>690038599
Crash some planes into it
>>690038886
So close to quads. That thing looks excessive
Wtf step 5 make sense!!
>>690039425
Is there a picture of what it's supposed to look like complete?
>>690039700
Yes here it is.
https://m.catchoftheday.com.au/product/giant-multi-level-cat-scratching-185-x-60-x-55cm-tree-chocolate-300012/
>>690039866
this looks like a mario 64 level
I think I got it.
>>690039866
>>690040284
Why the fuck didn't they just make it an L-plank?
>>690038599
This is hard for you?
Gosh, those murrican faggots, at least you can shoot yourself at any time.
>>690040448
Yeah and that long price had three holes too, which I fucked up because of the box and up screw in step 6.
>>690040558
I don't have the slanty eyes to understand gook
>>690040955
>I don't have the slanty eyes to understand gook
You are just an amerifat. I'd build this thing in under 15 minutes. The instructions are fucking easy.
>>690038599
Hiki?
>>690040558
Instructions uses the metric system.
>>690040955
It just seems inefficient.
>>690041117
>>690041425
Check out the Chinese way to do shit , this gap should not be here.
>>690041654
SHUT IT STUPID PIG AMERICAN
>>690041654
>>690040284
Good thing I'm not chinese. But I am a chink none the less.
Also I've now seen your cat
>>690041654
>>keep going, please your overlord kitty
If nobody is talking I'm done posting
>>690041907
>>690041926
Completed.
>>690042571
i was waiting to see the tower completed and covered in cats
>>690042626
Cute cat
It's beautiful
>>690042626
>>GOOD JOB, your offering obviously pleases kitty =^,,^=
He likes it
Another one
>>690042305
sup luc
>>690042626
So what's next for you to do?
>>690042726
As is that booty.
Well time for shots.
>>690043184
your cat drinks?
>>690043161
Bought my buss tickets.
>>690043267
no but i do.
>>690043357
where are you going?
>>690043546
Down south to see Leauge.
>>690038886
>>690039866
Holy shit dude.
>>690043642
just for the weekend?
Has he got a new place yet?
>>690043760
For the 4th of July weekend.
And yeah, he got the place months ago.
>>690043760
Checked!
>>690043920
Almost
sauce for this one?
>>690043995
It's hard, but I'll make it.
>>690043920
kek what's checked?
>>690043854
Still with sister?
yeah 4th of july will be a blast for you. make sure to get lota fireworks.
>>690044081
I will
>>690038936
crash some drones into it
HaHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
I just put together 3(!) cattrees for my 2 little shits. took me 2 days and a half and a lot of weed and beer to get it done.
Its worse than an IKEA cupboard.
>>690043357
I sorta want to know what you got league for your 1 year
>>690044185
Did you decide to how many shots your gonna drink?
>>690044185
Yeah
And pretty sure fire works are illegal down there
Doesn't mean we can't make some home made ones in the bed though.
>>690044233
Its a childhood game that he had but lost and I also got him the system to play it on. Well I fixed the system up for him so he can play it. Was pretty rough.
>>690038886
instuctions are ok you are plain dumb
>>690044233
a few more after this.
>>690044407
just don't fizzly out :)
>>690044407
and here I thought it was gonna be something on the lewd side
>>690044588
I won't and neither will he.
>>690044624
Oh, well, we plan on going to a sex store because why not.
>>690044544
no they are not.
fisrtly it's on the page wrong.
second, there is no parts list.
thirdly there was two rectangle pieces, one with two hole and the other 3. there was nothing to indicate that on the instructions.
forth you must be slanted to read it.
>>690044781
Sex store huh?
going to get all the goodies your commissions show?
>>690044806
why do they have boners? Absolutely gay
>>690045176
Yep.
wanted to get him the collar but they take a long time to order, being hand made and all.
>>690045335
so that one you have where your both on the bed after a long session and he's purring. you going to get all them items?
>>690045546
We already have lube and beads. Just need a ball gag, a vibrator, and cake.
>>690044588
I had the same cat tree in black. dunno what you did wrong. I only had to take it back apart once because I used the wrong pillars at first. otherwise it went together easily.
also mine came with an L board
I also turned the entrance to the turrets inwards for the cat to get into them easier it didn't look right to me with the entrance opened into nothing.
>>690045811
i did that pillar thing at first as well.
the only thing i will add to mine is a bracket to the 'L' thing so it's not supported by a single bolt at the bottom.
Nice kitty. what's his name?
>>690045747
yeah that cake will be a tough one to match i reckon. also are you going to ruin your bed sheets too?
>>690046412
We almost didn't get our deposit back on the hotel.
>>690046528
hah!
what did you leave it like?
>>690046191
her name is ghost because she's very quiet and has a habit of seemingly appearing out of no where
>>690046788
She's got lovely eyes.
>>690044588
Don't drink much myself. Last time I drank was when I got out of the military. Ended up passed out on my sergeant's couch shirtless with my sergeant on the floor passed out
>>690044781
Anything you want in particular?
>>690046623
lots of cum and lube.
Funny story. We got some of those disposable vibrator things and I planted the instructions in the trash with an empty box of magic and pokemon cards.
That maid had to be confused as to what the fuck went on in there.
>>690046939
Some lube, maybe some hand cuffs, ball gag, bondage gear, and all that. I plan on letting him pick out something nice.
>>690046939
Did you ass feel sore afterwards?
>>690046910
>>690047127
pink skirt is a must.
did you play strip pokermon or somthing?
>>690047560
Naw, I surprised him with a pack of magic cards and got Pokemon for myself.
I guess I got him a rare card worth like $15-20
>>690047127
That poor maid.
Sounds rather interesting
>>690047129
No. No ass pain. I don't really remember that night though
>>690047522
Very pretty kitty, make me miss mine.
>>690047699
well that's good for you both.
How long in the bus trip?
>>690047782
well the fact that you were shirtless says somthing. maybe he just wanted to suck your tits.
>>690047782
I can't imagine the therapy she has to go though now.
>>690048069
8 hours going down, 10 coming back.
>>690048174
uh sounds silly but why is it longer to come back?
>>690048313
Longer lay over
>>690048408
where does the bus lay over?
>>690048518
Not sure.
I just know its longer because of a layover and there's one more stop.
>>690048634
8hrs on a bus is still a killer dude.
does your 3ds have enough battery power to last?
>>690048813
They said they have outlets on it. Not too sure about that though. I might get a charger pack.
>>690048904
shit my shot glass is chipped.
>>690048069
We were both shirtless but we still had pants on when I woke up.
>>690048070
You know that mexican maid can't afford it
>>690049130
oh yeah shirtless make-out session.
>>690049360
Could've happened. Might've happened. He's married but his wife was out of state at the time. I don't doubt he was into dudes
i guess no thread will be made
>>690049130
She might be able to
>>690050612
If someone else makes one I'll post, I am drunk so there might be reposts
>>690050999
Also I'm the textless posts, picking at random
>>690038599
Bump
:D
